Anthony Cumia joins WATP to Jocktober a Stuttering Moron

The former Opie and Anthony host teams up with Karl from Who Are These Podcasts to clown Stuttering John. And the guy is making it too easy.
Audio from "Who Are These Podcasts?" episode 271
Original air date - August 7, 2021
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[@zacharyspurlin957]

Ant had more funny lines in this video than John did his entire career.

[@geneanthony3421]

John is an idiot but I just saw him on an older episode of A&A and he provided content for Ant and Artie to play off of which is what someone like Ant needs, so he did add value to the show.

[@ammagnolia]

Cant compare a general to a private hun

[@MEEG0L]

to be fair, John is a drooling, alcoholic imbecile thats had strokes, and Cumia on the other hand is funny

[@brandonplace9810]

Yes! John’s main crime is he is totally unfunny! Remarkably unfunny!

[@TheFriendlyamoeba]

Did you even watch the Karim Abdul Jabbar roast???? He was head writer!!

[@citypopFM]

Ant is at his best when he's collaborating with people to bounce off and say the funniest shit. He's an American treasure.

[@hdjablomi4687]

The thing about doing that is he brings the funny out of others

[@brianbare6593]

@@hdjablomi4687 seeeei ws

[@dalegush3855]

AnT voice is a lot like HOWARD S

[@grilledlettuce1845]

@@dalegush3855 ho ho

[@jerryjeromehawkins1712]

"Maybe the fetus didn't murder a family of five?" 🤣

[@christinemcconnell7114]

Amen LOL

[@shell192]

He’s so quick 😆

[@brotherted]

I normally urge content creators to vary their topics to keep shows fresh. This is an exception. I just can’t get enough Stuttering John coverage from WATP.

[@tonytomei1175]

It's jocktober. I love it. Linger longer

[@rustymertz]

Nail. On. Head.

[@dustincruzdelatore9088]

Liiiinnnnnngiiii loooongwaa

[@renebrown7394]

@@dustincruzdelatore9088 lolol

[@jetydosa1]

I agree. Karl mentioned having a live show just after Johns podcast. I would listen to that

[@shawn576]

That Lindsey Graham joke is the worst thing ever.

[@newshamhouse]

Anthony cumia is 1 of the funniest men alive.

[@clairefrompickwickpubhates2651]

How great is it that Anthony is a legit fan of WATP. As an old O&A fan, Karl must be loving it.

[@mikehawk3472]

I love how SJ always accuses karl of kissing Cumias butt, as if two people working in the same industry(changed by the times as it may be) can't just have mutual respect and admiration of one another. Everything must be an underhanded, two faced, power grab because John sees all human interaction as transactional. It is the perfect illustration of projection.

[@JoeMACofNAC]

I could listen to infinite hours of WATP and Cumia goof on stuttering John.

[@josephessman4845]

“I work at century IQ 21.” Patrice was right-Ant finds funny quicker than anybody.

[@teelowteelow356]

He’s a hard hitting, fast paced political pundit

[@tonytomei1175]

Right on patricky said he can access funny faster then anyone

[@clubbedsandwich1128]

My favorite was when he said John's yawning was him "channeling the audience" (15:45) because of how bored they were of listening to his show. lol

[@mattyboyanderson]

"Whatever it is, it's missin' a blinker cause I needed a comedy bit"

[@mattyboyanderson]

"John- what did you do with the money?" 39:45 Possibly the most savage burn on SJ imaginable, delivered like a sudden knockout punch.

[@tjstreamer5982]

"It's missing a left blinker 'cause i needed a comedy bit" might be the funniest thing i've ever heard in my life

[@rustymertz]

The biggest problem with this episode is that it’s not 8 hours long.

[@jenta7791]

I totally agree … wish it was hours long

[@michaelmitchell4992]

Tss tss like as long as my Pekka or sumpten

[@dudelebowski483]

Exactly- the peak of the 2.0 climb

[@ChimpFromSpace]

"I put the bore in Borat!" How the hell is Ant so damn quick with his jokes? It's insane.

[@XYouVandal]

You guys roasting John is my new favorite show 🤣🤣🤣

[@thisisntanoption702]

This video legitimately had me laughing out loud. Anthony is quick with the bits lmao. "It was 7 am in the morning sunrise time." 🤣🤣

[@XtremeDirtRacing]

This channel is underrated.

[@VickMcbread]

Highly

[@cornjobb]

naw, it's exactly where it should be.

[@panhead55]

John’s channel is underwater…

[@MrRonny411]

I don’t know, it’s being appreciated by a lot of people.

[@WaldoCarmen]

No it's fine

[@panhead55]

Hey John, here’s one you can use. “This guy spends more time in the sand than David Hasselhoff.” Stuttering McGavin

[@qwerty281]

How right was stern about John’s future

[@thechamp774]

100 PERCENT

[@jerryjeromehawkins1712]

Yup... Howie nailed it.

[@T_D_B_]

WHOO WHOO ROBIN!

[@mkultra70]

Tell ‘em Fred…

[@Sixstringman]

Hoo hoo Howard Stern invented Stuttering John's career Robin.

[@JeriDro]

I used to think Karl was obsessed but the truth is he just found a gold mine, hahaha

[@carlosbaja678]

I always hated stuttrin john, but then i realized i hate howard stern as well. Ant Cumia is the one true shock jock comedian!

[@yankees29]

Stern is total trash

[@onslaughtmp]

I hear ya... I stopped listening a couple years ago... The stern show got bad, repetitive and way too infrequent.

[@echo-cb9st]

Yea howard is a boring sellout

[@edwardfetner2513]

howard was great with jackie writing for him and before he went to therapy

[@volodyaulyanov2886]

“Turns out I did”. Well yeah John? Why else would your date say you missed spots shaving? Does he assume his dates are now trolls as well?

[@barryallen8088]

CARBONITE made me choke on a drink

[@roymilton6857]

Some gold here… “the car is missing a blinker , I needed it for a bit” that was fast and fkn funny and very good. Dunno if that shit is teachable…..or some people are just witty. I love U.S East Coast razor humour

[@ryansvg4367]

"uh gooble gobble geeble gobble" - Stuttering John Melendez

[@SilasBarnaby27]

I did not want this to end. You should only do stuttering john episodes and always have tony Cumes on here with you. This was Fucking gold

[@mikehuntiches6276]

Never heard of this til Anthony mentioned it on his show. What a brilliant concept for a podcast

[@zwickzack]

Why have I listened to this like ten fucking times? You guys do realize this is the best thing I've ever listened to right? haha

[@tomsavo2657]

A year later and still funny as hell !

[@91072craigster]

"I put the 'bore' in Borat!" 🤣🤣

[@batboy9997]

John has the worst publicity shots in the history of entertainment.

[@bb-gc2tx]

you 100 percent should do stuttering john wrap up show. i gurantee by your 3 rd episode john will go back on live to address you lol

[@estebancomulet]

Love it. Become completely addicted to this…keep up the dabbler dunking

[@SchmuckAmok]

He is a real life Doug Bell

[@rosihantu1]

This is pure unadulterated joy

[@Drscottyjones]

I would love to see Stammering John and Karl Pilkington do a show on famous sayings and idioms. Call it 'Idiots & Idioms' or something

[@chonconnor6144]

It should be called "The Rubber Room with John & Carl".

[@philouze1815]

Difference is, Karl is genuinely funny. He'd be wasting his time with a dickface like Melendez. Well, we all do actually.

[@rustymertz]

@@philouze1815 and Karl is very likable. SJ is detestable.

[@Jamusse]

The Boognish

[@junomesh]

John has a guest and instead of plugging whatever they got going on, he plugs himself and his upcoming stand up gigs lol

[@deadgrandma9407]

Thou hast protesteth thy unto thine too muchly

[@jerryjeromehawkins1712]

Dist thou maketh upeth thine sententh whilst thou listeneth to WATP?? 👍

[@43Aquaman]

Come hither hath thee countenance forth mine mainstay in mine machinations rabblement. Forsooth!

[@adamgoldsteintv]

This was so enjoyable. Would love to hear Ant and Erock on the show more!

[@stevesullivan9752]

Adam! Love your show too bro.

[@adamgoldsteintv]

@@stevesullivan9752 Thanks Steve! Really glad you are enjoying it!

[@tomd9555]

Omg, John is so easy to hate. The guy has zero self awareness

[@shoob7979]

Ya know Howard and Leno are absolutely pissed cuz the nonstop content Johns providing all these podcasts is a sliver of what both of them envisioned

[@seabassmcbigfat]

Terrific show, guys. Thanks for having Ant on.

[@WaldoCarmen]

Anthony refuses to buy a new shirt after 7 years

[@RolandDeschain1]

Tony Two-Shirts is a creature of habit. Mostly alcohol.

[@NoNameNo.5]

Ant is still the fuckin man….I feel like he could be good on any podcast, and show, wit any comic and still Make us laugh our balls off

[@T_D_B_]

Truth. The man is a living legend.

[@billyshead1339]

So true. He has me dying in this audio.

[@Tractorsandnonsense]

Dave Landwho?

[@philmehrart]

Yeah he is very feckin quick, an awesome talent

[@calebfromblood6915]

Respect to Ant to supporting smaller channels. Reminds me when he went on PKA when it was a smaller channel. Cool man, I subbed

[@basilman121]

He has been a supporter of Karl for over two years now. The crossovers are great, love them

[@mattyboyanderson]

This is seriously the best one yet.

[@backforblood3421]

He could even have switched it up and done an AIDS joke when Lindsay Graham testing positive was mentioned.

[@JokersWild70]

Ant's Dice impression is so good, I'd pay to see him play MSG as Dice before I'd pay to see Dice himself in a half assed club. I fucking always hated Stuttering Idiot and love hearing him get torn apart

[@nirvanacarl1]

Ant has said more and better jokes while digging in his nose. With a tissue... "I was diagnosed with ahbd" "what's that?: "adorable huggable boy disorder" "awwwww.. I see you're cured"

[@amishspaceforce96]

I would watch a 'Stuttering John Wrap Up Show' right after ROTC during the week sometime, maybe just on Friday.

[@tuco1121]

The high level of narcissism and complete lack of humor and self-awareness rivals that of Gregg Hughes.

[@jetydosa1]

the show where Opie and SJ are on together is just magnificent. They are both so clueless to their shared narcissism.

[@rickybobby7607]

"Thout protest thy too much." 🎤 ⤵️

[@RolandDeschain1]

John has sores on his hands from fighting other bums for spare change.

[@elevatordan6082]

Lol!

[@Txbasketball680]

This episode was bomb! Loved it ! Definitely need to bring Cumbia again

[@jaytrotter918]

This is the fifth time I have listened to this. Piss funny!!

[@BigBoss-zi5ss]

That picture of John is so creepy and disturbing..they tried so hard to make an ugly guy as good as they can get

[@Sixstringman]

Big Serial Killer vibes.

[@chonconnor6144]

Stuttering John's podcast seems to be about literally nothing. Besides listening for bombs and car crashes, how else could anyone find this man's drivel remotely entertaining?

[@frez777]

Listen to Karl discuss each one of his episodes. I listen to John, via Karl.

[@MrRonny411]

@@frez777 Exactly! Because John’s podcast is unlistenable.

[@johnnymeyer4253]

Chon - It's like Seinfeld! Ha - just kidding.

[@pdworld2418]

that's why Karl is dead on when he says Opie has become stuttering John

[@batboy9997]

He just brings his old friends from the Stephanie Miller stupor show and let's them talk while he furrows his brow to look like he knows what they're talking about.

[@kendrickmaeldun]

John speaking on scientific topics makes me feel like I’m listening to Spaz’ week in review again.

[@kwhite145]

He got the Encephaleeetus !

[@christophermirkovich7290]

I did spot the giant mosquito in the city

[@kendrickmaeldun]

Keep an eye out for Norm MacDonald in public bathrooms

[@rosscampbell1173]

Ah yes, the Washington DC trip. Bwahahahaha

[@tobymcgroby8967]

Anthony can you do more of these? It's a collaboration between two of my favorites, specifically, people who fill my need for Opie bashing👌

[@T_D_B_]

Totally agree. This worked really well and could be regular thing.

[@ElevenDollarCheese]

I'm also struggling with Opie hate addiction. I start to jones pretty bad if I don't get my fix of hearing him bashed every couple days.

[@tobymcgroby8967]

@@ElevenDollarCheese I couldn't have said it better myself. After 20 years of unbearable greggshells, we have a lot of Opie bashing to make up for... His cruel, jealous nature & constant rule-bending to conveniently fit around his own scumbag behavior only made it worse for him, it backfired spectacularly... He's been thoroughly identified as the one responsible for the worst of the problems

[@ElevenDollarCheese]

@@tobymcgroby8967 yeah, I'm in Jersey so I've witnessed Ant and Norton swim upstream against the Opie current since the WNEW days in the late 90s. It's really a testament to how funny those guys were when they had an insecure, womanly boat anchor fucking up 3/4 of the bits.

[@tyronewarren6662]

🗣 Great chemistry between these two!* 💯👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@panhead55]

John was voted out of the Wack Pack by Wendy and High-Pitch…

[@ProletarianTakeover]

I saw a variation of that Lindsey Graham joke on /pol/ immediately after he caught Covid.

[@GPlasticBeach]

I love this picture of Jon because you really see how toad-like his face is

[@panhead55]

I could watch 24-7 stupid john and Anthony Cumia. Cumia rules!

[@tyronewarren6662]

🗣 *Tremendous chemistry between yourself & Anthony!* *Salutations from Cornwall,UK!* ✌🏽

[@mkultra70]

Ya must need a lotta corn to keep them walls up or sumpthin

[@tyronewarren6662]

@@mkultra70 {Drumroll} 🥁

[@OldSkoolRewindOfficial]

@@mkultra70tsss tsss

[@pamelyn186]

Absolutely love this episode. Anthony is great!

[@jimjohnson1260]

Anthony really brings it. 😅

[@Friggle_Dee]

He HATES Stuttering John.

[@From-North-Jersey]

The best thing about stuttering john is he actually thinks he is one of the cool kid who is in on every joke when in fact he has never been in on anything.

[@mattbrown6182]

I respectfully disagree. I don’t think that John thinks he’s in on the joke at all. He dosnt get what the joke is. He is the joke.

[@From-North-Jersey]

@@mattbrown6182 Look at his arrogant smile every time he talks about everything, he thinks he understands everything and other people are the rubes, when in fact he is king of the rubes and does not understand a single thing about anything.

[@michaelfontanelli2450]

Worst job in peripheral show business: cleaning off SJ’s mic after each broadcast.

[@Flynnstir]

Specifically the nose hairs that fall all over his filthy chin

[@jerryjeromehawkins1712]

Cleaning? You mean squeezing it out... spit, stale Coors Lite, plaque, blood, two day old pepperoni... 🤮

[@michaelfontanelli2450]

@@jerryjeromehawkins1712 Haha! He probably has to put it through a wet laundry wringer!

[@jerryjeromehawkins1712]

@@michaelfontanelli2450 👍 🤣

[@jaredmehrlich6683]

How does he claim Triumph is a rip off of him? Triumph would say something nice then say "For Me To Poop On"! Its a different gag all together.

[@johnpacker3741]

"mmm..mmm...mmy..my momma said every time I yawn, a little carbon ferry gets set free...."

[@abapp]

Anthony fake laughing and entertaining this dope like its the first O&A shows

[@AOxProd]

I’m calling Michael P P Popock this is liable slanda!

[@pmcruz1112]

24:24 "no it it's more high end than that - an an an and it flies" 🤣🤣🤣

[@sirrom5155]

i'll never get enough of our beloved dabbler.

[@JuggyBohab]

god damn we need more ant on your show....he's fucking hilarious and so quick.

[@jerryjeromehawkins1712]

Muttering John... King Of All Losers. 👑

[@Flynnstir]

King is a compliment..he's a jackoff

[@phillipstahl3957]

Mr. Cumia does a Bobo. What more could you want? Mr. Cumia is my hero!

[@gemacin3923]

holy shi#, anthony cumia clowing stuttering john? lmao. it's like i stepped in a time machine and travelled back 15 years. good times

[@schwartsbruder]

Best episode ever! Enjoyed the constant laughter!!!

[@VashTheStampFiend]

I could listen to this for 3 more hours

[@viorage2293]

Here for more Cumia, can't get enough. Would love chip on here too

[@michaelmitchell4992]

So is John saying that Lindsey Graham is just like his kid

[@reallyannoyingguyrighthere]

When I listen to your clips of his show, keep thinking my headphones have cut off or I've backed out of you tube.

[@thechamp774]

Tanks for the superchat Saturday supersticker nicki b da next week I ccccan buy another roll of duck tape for my microphone, Mark p wit da badge....my mom is here and coming up hhhhha sppparksss

[@tyamick7123]

Thank you so much once again has me laughing like crazy

[@UkonJohnNord]

I love that John thinks he is so smart and knows everything and I love how he explains everything in life to us like we are the idiots. LOL

[@ScanMan1967]

Haha.. These 'jokes' that John wrote, they're just jokes that Jackie and Fred wrote for him in the Stern days and he's changing the words slightly and patting himself on the back.

[@gregscrabshack2307]

You can hear the Alchohol brain damage

[@2-pistols]

Sores on his hands could be burns when he's so loaded trying to light his pipe

[@josephkaleel6325]

I didn’t know u could get a buzz off of lite beer ? Maybe when u drink 24

[@mikek4331]

I'm halfway through and I've been crying laughing at how bad Stuttering John is the whole time. Bobo says smarter stuff.

[@smudgeeee6259]

His speech/voice sounds like a parody.

[@cornjobb]

anthony's hair plugs are looking a bit green.....

[@ElevenDollarCheese]

Almost looks like he's wearing an Incredible Hulk yarmulke made for kids.

[@geofox9484]

They sound like drunk Tony Danza

[@lt.finglefubledingler1972]

Any Howard stern wack packer (I consider John a wackpacker) was only good and funny in the context of being relentlessly made fun of

[@19Pixel]

Vinnie the Lawyer: "John is a very smart guy....very smart."

[@lt.finglefubledingler1972]

Ted Lieu isn’t even gay, John probably thinks he’s gay because of his voice which is way funnier than if the guy just was gay On a side note I wish Carl would stop talking so Anthony could riff

[@Tkbrd1918]

That’s Dr.Steve impersonation sounds like he’s gonna tell me about a burial ground for pets.

[@Ebolacrash]

ROFL !!! This reminds me of the good ole days when O and A were ripping on Scortch's PFG TV .

[@IndianBrah]

This counts as Jocktober.

[@neilplace8522]

This is the Big Bang of the Dabbleverse

[@pattiharvey1787]

Ya I saw that podcast and couldn't keep a straight face. 😆

[@The__Leo]

Ant did great, wasn't expecting it to be that good.

[@RolandDeschain1]

I thought he'd be too lazy to pull clips.

[@zootsoot2006]

When is Ant ever not great?

[@The__Leo]

@@zootsoot2006 I've only heard him and Opie on WATP, so I had no idea, just figured he'd be a lazy boomer with no clips that doesn't understand how the show works. Didn't realize his one liners would be that funny or that he and Karl would have such good chemistry.

[@zootsoot2006]

@@The__Leo if you’ve never listened to O&A and this is your sense of humour, you’re in for a treat trawling though the O&A clips on KZbin. May I recommend Louis CK on the show, interviewing Donald Rumsfeld.

[@Jj-oe8pv]

@@zootsoot2006 hundred percent dudes a lizard.