KASHMIR, DELHI & THE BJP | STAND-UP COMEDY BY DANIEL FERNANDES

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[@gpjoseph9807]

Who came here after 2024 election??

[@suhitaraychaudhuri4591]

I did 😂😂😂

[@bbhaskar00001]

Me

[@suhitaraychaudhuri4591]

Me

[@xyz12p]

😮

[@ringomitesh3875]

"The constitution protects me but Who's protecting the constitution" that's deep bro

[@shayari91]

Should this Pined sms

[@chiragsingla8710]

Supreme Court

[@himanshupal5593]

Constitution does not need anyone else's protection... It's on the top

[@dr.utkarsh2669]

our BABA SAHEB and it doesnt need to be protected it is at hierarchy , So STFU MORON

[@user-pn8jl6eq3c]

@@himanshupal5593 fucking bjp

[@sahilsinghhhh]

Varun Grover :phele kamra pitega Now: ab Daniel pitega😂

[@rohanray8277]

Sahi bola

[@ArtGallery2801]

Sahi bhai👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nakshafaridy9564]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@yoyoginder6932]

Kunal kamra be like : hum bhi Pele gye tum bhi Pele jaaoge 😂

[@rahulkumarprajapat247]

Sath me todenge.. agar isne or mandiro k bare me jock kiye to.

[@archertroop5784]

Being a kashmiri I was shocked when he said i support bjp 😂😂🤣 Jai Kashmir

[@faridabegum790]

Me 2

[@simramalik4833]

Then he said "I'm not denying that"😅

[@archertroop5784]

@@faridabegum790 Alhamdulillah deep down we all have that Anti BJP sentiment samne kya bhole farak nahi padta bro couldve faced problems sahi kia bai ne

[@archertroop5784]

@@simramalik4833 bro is smart enough to not get into a trouble bro is a diplomat😂😂

[@simramalik4833]

@@archertroop5784 our new default survivor mode turns on in such situations 😅

[@robbieabraham9850]

Shout-out to "Pagal hae kya" guy

[@shreyashideb6643]

He is damn!🔥😂

[@utkarshtripathi2755]

Damn kya didi damn chutiya,damn good??Insta se angrezi shekha hai kya??What is this behaviour didi??

[@shreyashideb6643]

@@utkarshtripathi2755 I guess you're the guy from the video who got called out eh? No need to be salty about jackshit bruh. We don't care.🙌🏻

[@utkarshtripathi2755]

Ok didi.Sorry didi.

[@AkashKumar-ci1ut]

@@utkarshtripathi2755 kya bhaiya faltu m utarwa li 🤣🤣

[@shubham5978]

The sarcasm in Iyaad’s responses is amazing!

[@joysharma5304]

Or maybe he isn't.....Maybe it's TRUE!?

[@siddhantsharma9017]

@@shubdeepsharma5274 you attended that show?

[@sunishthanangal1121]

@@shubdeepsharma5274 Ever heard of stand up?

[@aaryansharma8495]

@@shubdeepsharma5274 thats the main consept behind this 😂😂

[@aaliya4506]

@@joysharma5304 ask a kashmiri, lyk me. I assure you, he was being sarcastic.

[@ritvik989]

That just really broke my heart when he said BJP is doing good work as his parents advised him so he can be safe. See how Kashmiris are scared of this shit that they can't speak. And at the same time who enjoy freedom of mainland said PAGAL HAI KYA. See the difference in freedom of the same country.

[@ritvik989]

@@r.t.mishra7786 okay what were you doing during that time. What was BJP doing that time. What was RSS or VHP or Bajrangdal doing that time?

[@r.t.mishra7786]

@@ritvik989 they are doing now and they were in power at that time

[@r.t.mishra7786]

@@ritvik989 370 was abolished and vast settlements of kashmiri refugees in jammu are again assured to go to their own home

[@ritvik989]

@@r.t.mishra7786 dude who are you kidding? Yourself or me. So now again I will say. Agreed there were no protest by BJP, VHP, RSS and Bajrang Dal as they were no in power however as they ran havoc in Gujrat and butchered many innocent they could have taken step to restore Kashmiri pundit in Kashmir also but anyway you don't have anything in Defense. Now what was BJP doing where they were in power before For example 1999. And also answering to your question that they are doing it now. And I am like where? Show me any credible source. Abolishing of 370 in August and still no Kashmiri pundit in Kashmir? I don't know who you are fooling.

[@ritvik989]

@@r.t.mishra7786 Also there were lot of assurance was given by bigot BJP such as Demonization will bring black money nothing came out instead it pushed back development and million of people got unemployed in unroganized sector. Then brought GST, things got more costlier. And situation got so worse that government had to ask RBI money from treasure. By the way that was also assurance.

[@bharatjain7574]

Who thought we will see "It's okay guys BJP can't transfer a comedian" come to life, Munawar is still in jail right now....🥺

[@aarusong16]

Bail mil gayi usko. Finally. I hope he is fine

[@kalpanshah281]

@@aarusong16 he's fine 2 videos bhi aa gaye

[@sumitdas-gk9lh]

Tu v ja Uske sath

[@just9zz667]

bjp mc

[@yourstrulytk12worldaffairs]

watch king polo's videos and just stfu

[@miniaturecreature]

People are concerned for Daniel, he'll be untouched because you require a special kind of intellect to understand his work✌🏼

[@mrityunjay5400]

Wo US jayega... Tu kya soch rha tha🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@akkad-bakkad]

Irony is Mr. Dolund trump is the name protecting him !

[@surya32111]

Like north indian can't read ( How Intellectual person )

[@drbud7257]

😆😆😆😆

[@shahikram1232]

I am kashmiri and I admire how iyaad sarcastically handled the questions ! Fan of the guy

[@burhanofficial3692]

Bhai fan ban gaya iska

[@sushilnair2469]

Scripted h....

[@avinashjha5014]

@@sushilnair2469 yaa

[@avinashjha5014]

Like, which gf gift tihar jail book to her bf...

[@avinashjha5014]

@MD Zeya Habib so you want to tell me that the girl gifted him that book so he gets inspiration., so may be he is an IAS aspirant, ok.. Bt still it is still staged bro 1.he asked guy his name but he knows the name of girl, how? Yu can tell that may be it is edited where he asked her name.. ok 2.which stand up comedian gives his political opinions in the name of stand up comedy 3.he is getting all answers what he wanted like first he got a guy from Kashmir who is telling he supports BJP just out of fear n in his second line itself he is giving hint on how oppressed he is to tell that he supports BJP.. Like if he really has been oppressed he would have been sticked to his statement that ,he supports BJP.. N he also got a guy who is telling that he supports BJP but agreeing on almost everything with that comedian.. N final thing is, even a kid can tell this just a anti bjp propoganda video in the name of stand up comedy...

[@AyanRasool2.0]

Yes,it is right when every Kashmiri goes outside Kashmir for studies,their respective parents will always tell you don't discuss anything on Kashmir Issue as I was told.As a Kashmiri ,my Indian friends are friends till I'm apolitical.

[@seeratahsee8877]

Khaan dezinakh😢

[@SAFFRONINFERNO]

FLASH that "VICTIM CARD"

[@ManishSharma-tc2ue]

Indian friends??? Wtf

[@piyushdevikar9482]

If u r from Kashmir then u r Indian my frnd. There's no need to pin point Indian frnds.

[@stock2896]

@@SAFFRONINFERNO I like how you mix up first-world liberal problems with problems of people living in a 3rd world nation with border disputes. I guess Kashmiris can't take about their condition. Kashmir is a battleground, who gives a fuck about the people living there? If they speak out, they must be flashing their "VICTIM CARD". Such attention-seeking morons!

[@suyashverma15]

Guy: Are you a bjp supporter? Crowd: boohoo.. Pagal he Kya?? And they say the nation is becoming intolerant.. WTF..

[@sumitk6800]

@@pa9673 he is christian

[@kunalkishor21]

@Rohan D how logical n rational? Kashmir underemployed getting radicalised, Upon removal of 370 Schools are opened and employment has been provided. What about delhi? JNU, Jamia , delhi riot, violent anti caa movement on trump visit. Who is organising? Police brutality? Half delhi would have been burned if they wont intervene. No one co operates with police when they warn. No one following supreme courts order on clearing jams on delhi roads. And u all directly blaming Center. Tera ghar jalenge aur center ko gali denge. Tu kuch nahi kar sakta.

[@mr.dynamite2924]

@@sumitk6800 No dude he is a Christian missionary who coverts you by telling you jokes. You shouldn't listen to him otherwise you will also become a rice bag. Keep your bhakti strong. Har har Modi. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@everythingissalad2969]

@@mr.dynamite2924 I'm desperate to call your comment sarcastic, can I?

[@mr.dynamite2924]

@@everythingissalad2969 I'll give you a hint buddy. You see I am also a "rice bag". 🤭🤭🤭

[@prateekwadhavkar275]

I think that Iyaad deserves some confidentiality. I’m lowkey scared for him. Someone look out for the man.

[@ratanesh1007]

Lol

[@manojsingh9580]

@slow poke nope he is smart and he knows majority against bjp are only in that laughter club. Once he steps outside the club the scene will be different. Hence he don't want to be in trouble. That's why he said he support bjp and his parents advices him to go with the masses. If they say 2002 is good just agree with them. If they say bjp is good agree with them to not to be labbeled as terrorist and gets killed. And lastly when his gf gifted him tihar jail book. It's not a rocket science to understand about his political views.

[@manojsingh9580]

@slow poke ofcourse it does otherwise he would be reading swarajya mag articles or poop india lol

[@manojsingh9580]

@slow poke she said it was about tihad jail

[@hiteshk1]

@prateek wadhavkar. Don't worry. BJP is already looking out for him. ;)

[@sushruttabakade6088]

The subtitles for the BJP guy are orange.... well played Sir!

[@icant_thinkbetter]

Aye lol , just noticed that 😂😂

[@anshumanxda]

Nice Observation dude

[@sanjeetkumar-ce4fx]

Hey I was going to say the exact thing man ...u stole my thunder

[@sunny220397]

*Saffron

[@md.shaban639]

Bhains ki tatti isne ye comment pehle kr diya.😭

[@suhaibshah7334]

i am from kashmir & lots of respect to that guy who shouted "pagal h kya" 🤝😂😂

[@sarthakkharkwal8044]

How many hours it has taken you to post this comment bro

[@MynameisS_A]

@@sarthakkharkwal8044 he has still not replied so you can understand the seriousness of the situation

[@tushar9267]

@@MynameisS_A just imagine how many will be killed if the ban will be taken up...also know who promote such internal terrorism that causes such bans

[@eternal4162]

I was getting chills when he was making fun of that BJP guy I'll be like ye to Gaya ab pakka pitega

[@meispi9457]

Daniel, to other comedians, be like: Sit Down! I run this show.

[@kunalambavale5066]

Hindu extremists think Hindus did nothing wrong in delhi, and Muslims think protestors were peaceful in Bengal. And here I'm thinking dono galat he bc. 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@vishwaksenreddy448]

Haha exactly dude. The one thing religion and politics does is that it blur the logic and makes people think that their side is the only right side.

[@kunalambavale5066]

@@vishwaksenreddy448 Exactly.

[@05Jatinn]

Exactly! I wonder how can anyone totally support one side.. Its just that all the logic and rationalism follow what's in their heart!

[@Adgjmptw343]

Sahi soch rahe ho.

[@sumitmukherjee7131]

In bengal there were BJP guys found wearing skullcaps and pelting stones. Read this : thewire.in/communalism/murshidabad-bjp-lungi-skullcap Although I agree there were other incidents as well, but this article clearly shows who wants riots.

[@arnavranjan3411]

That "Pagal hai kya?!" 😂🔥

[@Moomin.]

Being a Kashmiri i likes 1 point 2:51 ...♥️ If Bjp was doing good work in Kashmir... KISHMIRI'S WOULD HAVE BEEN TWEET ABOUT IT...

[@ujjwalsinha6685]

If u can not tweet..how are you watching youtube and commenting..?

[@anushbuch4495]

ujjwal Sinha Haha, Internet was banned for more than 100 days, by the way we are watching KZbin on 2g Internet because the BJP is still scared af of Kashmiris having 4g Internet

[@Sahil-ie3ie]

@@anushbuch4495 U still think BJP is scared of doing something inside country. The only reason for not restoring 4g is only to avoid a sudden chaos in kashmir, which would be more disastrous for Kashmiris not for the government....

[@SAFFRONINFERNO]

@@anushbuch4495 Moron Broadband is not banned in Kashmir Don't keep on playing the internet card to prop up jihadi

[@Comingforfootballfans]

Thu muuh me lele.

[@adeelshah4540]

I'm a kashmiri and i'm telling iyaad had me in the first half, i'm not gonna lie.

[@ratanesh1007]

How are things there.. you can tell me the exact opposite of whats really happening if you want to be discreet.

[@vegetaandslaine8722]

Please tell us brother how are you??

[@adeelshah4540]

I can tell you this. What media shows is complete shit. The problem is kashmir is the votebank for the politicians. I urge people to read about kashmir from a source other than indian media.

[@adeelshah4540]

@Manu Singh I support BJP.

[@deepikalal1301]

@Manu Singh tujh jaise hai asli keede chahe kasmir me ho ya delhi me

[@grigotts]

Scared for Daniel's life because he is way too honest. But his humor as usual is awesome and sardonic. No other comedian has guts to do something like this.

[@AdityaJape]

every comedian I against the government because it easy to do, varun grover said far bad things he is still alive because India is a democracy.

[@docno1117]

It's because the ecosystem of audience he is performing in, is full of those who are unaware of hard realities like Love Jihad, Demographic Jihad, Immigration Jihad and project Ghazwa-e-hind. The day these audience understands that Secularism in India is nothing but Muslim appeasement, they would stop clapping for his one sided agenda shoved up in the form of comedy..

[@sherlock5141]

Aditya Jape 😂😂 Bro do you do stand up as well? Nice one. India is a democracy 😁😁😁😁 got me there.

[@docno1117]

@@sherlock5141 Ankit Sharma was killed, Kamlesh Tiwari was killed, Ratan Lal was killed. But not a single "comedian" has been touched yet. It's clear which kind of people are facing more risks & danger in this country.

[@amoghsaxena2697]

@@AdityaJape you forgot about gauri lankesh bro! Uske baad se kaafi change aaya hai intellectual citizens main .! Aur bhai democracy toh unnao ki rape vitcim ko bhi nhi bacha paayi!

[@sangramnadgeri1267]

Nowadays comedians are telling real news and news channels are doing comedy

[@Elzin430]

Best part his girlfriend gave him the book "Tihar jail"...3:35...love from kashmir

[@madhukarsingh7571]

That Saffron "YEAH" though 😂😂😂😂😂

[@arunimachoudhary695]

I'm actually scared for him at this point 😂

[@hamsadhvani95]

What exactly are you afraid of, about him? What do you think will happen? Just being curious 🤔

[@ratanesh1007]

Victim khelna usko aata hai hi pehle se par ab ye leftists bhi sikhayenge. Daro nahi par dare hue hai ye jarur bolo

[@satyammishra3257]

Overthinking leads to hypertension🙏

[@gajenderaswal7199]

Darna bhi chaiye . 🙏🏻

[@kamal_ns]

Sesh ei comdian suddenly we'll hear someone from peaceful gang from his show will blast him

[@MBA--AsrahWani]

9:19 at least there is some Indian army guy who talks about reality of Kashmir outside Kashmir. Respect for this guy.

[@SAFFRONINFERNO]

It's a staged program you fool

[@rounakkhatua6679]

@@SAFFRONINFERNO Just like Saffron party staged the hindu genocide so that they can play that card for elections.

[@SAFFRONINFERNO]

@@rounakkhatua6679 "Staged" like in kashmir Pandit pogrom?

[@oknopepali6121]

Mc

[@kkproduction4961]

He is so tolerant ..and say.."Pagal he kya.."

[@gokulkumar5247]

I liked how the Bjp supporter's subtitles was in saffron.

[@sagnikbaidya2598]

😂

[@nilimpvats6677]

This guy is pretty edgy and brutal, hate the fact that is so underrated but then if he was very popular he wouldn't have done this kind of direct stuff unless he is not kunal kamra

[@TheChillOpinion]

Bruh this guy is far better, popular and experienced than kunal kamra, dont use youtube subs as a measure.

[@direct.skc.2]

He is not underrated, he is not a sellout, just that.

[@nilimpvats6677]

@@TheChillOpinion im not comparing them but now after all the controversies kamra is well recognized but still he directly jokes about bjp by taking names you won't see someone like zakir or abhishek or any other viral comedian doing direct jokes about them

[@skmuzammilzeeshan6173]

@@nilimpvats6677 Daniel is not underrated... He just has his own brand of audience who understand his intelligent jokes, dark comedy and brutal sense of honesty... Sometimes he does go off the handle but majority of time, you will always like his stuff... 🤟

[@manishmishraji]

Unless he is.. Not "unless he is not"

[@bold9676]

It always amazes me how people without having read history and understanding the concepts of political science, anthropology and law speak on such issues with so much confidence. Well I can understand, it takes time and effort to do that unlike standing in front of some fools and try to be smart.

[@Aashish_Thakur.]

You Should get that "Tihar Jail" Book After This video.

[@pradnyaghayal3469]

Darna mana hai bhaii😂😂

[@Salman-os7pr]

The Constitution protects you was the best joke... I am still laughing 😂😂😂😂

[@ankitchoubey1836]

Abhi tak has raha hai ki gaand fat gya or marr gya ?? 🤣🤣

[@yoyoginder6932]

@@ankitchoubey1836 🤣🤣🤣

[@anirudhbanerjee7]

That BJP's Guy's Subtitles are also in ORANGE 😂😂

[@enabhaycs92]

I love Daniel's gig, I have loved each one of these. Its always sarcastic and hits hard. and while i love this one for its comedic value, every time he turned the BJP's guy's statement into something negative, it became uncomfortable, pretty sure that guy went out of the show not having a lot fun. Now i am no fan of BJP and their style of governance and it doesn't look like Daniel is either but there are millions who support and work for that party and not all of them are evil or stupid or brainwashed. And I don't think publicly targeting a guy for his choice(the reason we have no clue of) will make any difference, on contrary it will make him feel more isolated. If you want to understand why people don't think the same way as you (which in your mind is right and obvious), you have a dialogue, discuss and figure it out and maybe put your perspective. And if they concur , you have one more person who can see, what they were not able to see before and in the process you might learn something as well from their perspective. Politicians have agendas, common people generally have emotions or insecurities or anxiety or fear. Those are my thoughts thought.

[@SAFFRONINFERNO]

Daniel is a coolie of Salman khan

[@logicalmusaafir2103]

"Who's protecting the Constitution"

[@asifhuxen]

Iyaad : I support BJP . Random guy : Pagal hain kya ?

[@gajenderaswal7199]

Wo random guy chutiya h. Tu ku khush ho Raha h .

[@earthgod-sun3842]

@@gajenderaswal7199 BC Mai bhi khu hu kyuki tu andhbhakt hai

[@vinaypant5027]

@@earthgod-sun3842 chup be jamati ki aulad

[@sachinanbhule8955]

Random guy: Me congress supporter hu aur me to chutiya hun that's why I just asked Pagal hai kya

[@antarakmit4114]

​@@sachinanbhule8955...shut it...bhula

[@smitmacwan]

"BJP can't transfer a comedian." Damn that low jab. LMAO 😂😂🤣

[@harsh-bm4wx]

i didnt understand that one ??

[@smitmacwan]

@@harsh-bm4wx they transferred a judge (Justice S. Muralidhar) from Delhi High court to Punjab and Haryana High court.

[@SAFFRONINFERNO]

@@smitmacwan You are a FOOL and victim of PRESSTITUTE MEDIA The transfer order for the judge came far before.Go and do some research before posting crap

[@arpitchaudhary2601]

​@@SAFFRONINFERNO Honorable Mr. Murlidhar Justice was transferred to P&H HC as soon as he passed some orders against the BJP Gov. I agree that the orders were passed 14 days beforeh but the timing of transfer just before he was about deliver the Delhi riot judgment was malicious.

[@SAFFRONINFERNO]

@@arpitchaudhary2601 It will be malacious for KHAN MARKET FAKE NEWS MANUFACTURING SERVICES and their chelas

[@shinchannohara1408]

Rishab went from We had fault To They had fault. 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@savin1999]

This is a country where the party which has people's mandate and the majority of the people who thought to vote a particular party is mocked. And the minority says they believe in democracy. If they indeed believed in it, they would've respected people's mandate. But no.

[@pranay27sy]

While talking about Kashmir he never said a word about Kashmiri pandit.

[@anushbuch4495]

pranay yadav Exactly like u when u talk about Kashmiri pandit, u don’t talk about other Kashmiris. He’s basically like u bruh

[@pranay27sy]

@@anushbuch4495 I was just trying to expose his hypocrisy but you made me a culprit.😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@savin1999]

@@anushbuch4495 but he was pointing out what he missed. Why should he repeat what he said? He never disagreed with whatever he said.

[@MasoomRana]

Yeah, I mean, the argument on democracy isn't in because of BJP winning the elections. It's because BJP is playing around with basic human rights, and constitutional rights, while having zero respect for law and order. Abhi false equivalence is a dangerously stupid premise to operate under.

[@mohamedsuhailirfankhazi6628]

I genuinely believe that Rishabh is a good man and had good intentions, but soon realized what a mess he got himself into.

[@akanksha5040]

I so agree.

[@ecofirewall6676]

Mohamed Suhail Irfan Khazi And thats the story of most voters of bjp from 2019

[@rahulramesh4922]

True..infact sane and sensible voices like him should remain in that party so that there is dissent within the party..

[@invbhai6196]

He was so sporting and sounded genuine. I am sure the young man is reevaluating his choices and make the best decision.

[@avinashjha5014]

Staged hai bro...

[@nihalm2684]

"Who's protecting the constitution?" damn that hit hard.

[@karensharma9607]

What you want to say

[@nihalm2684]

@@karensharma9607 The constitution is meant to protect us and our rights. Safeguard what we dreamt of india to be at independence . But when the when the safety of the very thing that's supposed to protect you is threatened, it makes one stop and think.

[@karensharma9607]

You are correct bro this Caa protesters are destroying law and order

[@himanshurajput1065]

@@karensharma9607 Bulls-eye .. Bro ...

[@nihalm2684]

@@karensharma9607 when a law is passed which violates the spirit of the constitution, undermining Muslims to have a place in our country. There will be chaos. I'm not going to deny that there have been some unruly protesters though, those very very few people who caused violence. The act of a few taint many. You still can't overlook the lakhs of people who marched peacefully in places like Bengaluru.

[@naveedifteqar8910]

Daniel you are a true human being with soul and compassion

[@sudiptosengupta3028]

I am waiting for the day when there will be a muslim girl and a hindu boy..... But you know what happened to Ankit Saxena.

[@kamal_ns]

This comedian is Chutiya or what maybe peaceful. Inke savke laude lagenge bhai eto baler comdian people are laughing for no reason maybe because they paid for tickets so they are consoling themselves

[@SalmanMoyeen]

Chutiya's are those when someone raises an issue, they immediately go back to the victim's mood.

[@sudiptosengupta3028]

@@SalmanMoyeen IB officer Ankit sharma was stabbed 54 times, Dilbar Negi's hands and legs were chopped, Vivek was killed by driller,DCP Ratan sharma was hospitalised and many more.....The comedian is trying to generalise a terrorist attack on us. There is difference between raising an "issue" and spreading propaganda.

[@SalmanMoyeen]

@@sudiptosengupta3028 Who is saying violence against anyone is alright??? When the victim belongs to some different categories, Justice always turns a blind eye. I mean they even discriminate their own people such as Dalit. Don't be a blind Bhakt.

[@waseemalam162]

Go and meet Kunal Khemu, Dutt Sahab, Leave them I know a so many Muslim Girls married to their Love (A Hindu, Sikh and Christian guy). You wanna see one example? Go to Raipur Chhattisgarh. There is a place called Pandri SabJi Market. You'll find a Muslim Woman handling Temple. Why? Bcos her Husband died due to medical problems and he was the priest. Just open your eyes from BJP and RSS propaganda and you'll Start realising the truth'.

[@meerarajah8636]

"Bro, who's protecting the Constitution??" Truer words, never spoken.

[@avinashjha5014]

Who? According to you

[@stock2896]

maybe the supreme court but i don't think our constitution is protected lol. Anytime now.

[@satyamsharma-bm9gl]

Rahul gandhi , communist party and owaisi

[@tkogill5820]

@@stock2896 cji of supreme court is a puppet go research

[@tkogill5820]

Bjp has taken over the pillars of democracy

[@sumedhbharati6081]

Yeah that line was true "Who's protecting the Constitution?" & that's saddening. BTW love ur videos!

[@ratanesh1007]

Who changed the constitution and added Socialist Secular in the preamble?

[@CR-me2lt]

@@ratanesh1007 what was implicit is made explicit by adding those two. Read the constitution first don't just bark.

[@CR-me2lt]

@@ratanesh1007 nobody is changing the constitution of India. the right word is AMENDment to the constitution of India provided under article 368.

[@ratanesh1007]

@@CR-me2lt Changing certain parts of articles or adding extra lines in the constitution= Constitutional amendments. You're trying to school me while I am mugging up these amendments for exams. I am actually concerned about her adding socialist more than I am about adding Secular although both these words are harmful.

[@craveleaks8102]

@@ratanesh1007 There is nothing wrong with the words. The meaning of the word stays the same even though fascist parties used it to promote themselves to people. The thing which is wrong is the way it was amended.

[@d3v1l_kfk]

I like how the subtitles changed to orange from yellow 😂

[@arrowshade]

Irony in 2024 is that Risabh is from Chandigarh 😂😂

[@shridharchingundi]

Bjp can't transfer a comedian bruhh that's deeep 🤣

[@franxew]

explain it to me please

[@gagangags2817]

@@franxew the Delhi high court judge who directed the police to register FIRs against BJP leaders for inflammatory statements was transferred to Punjab and haryana high court

[@mohdadeebsiddiqui490]

Kamra: But they still try though:)

[@RahulNM2308]

Because they need publicity and thts it!

[@shakyamohanty5798]

@@franxew someone explained down below. Please answer. I do have many concern with facts.

[@asrarashid3644]

Last time I was this early India was a democracy

[@hisisters9324]

Get ready to recv gaalis

[@ShoaibAli-iz3kn]

Sad

[@docno1117]

By "democracy" they mean Muslim appeasement politics

[@hisisters9324]

@@docno1117 so much for 1000 years ruling over the country :/

[@smtmanju2697]

Iran is a best option for you😁😁

[@minakshibastapure2254]

respect that bjp volunteer guy. he handled the situation calmly. the sarcasm of kashmiri guy. and dark humor of daniel.

[@mohammedraiyanshaikh2017]

BJP Liberal Bhakt: Constitution projecting you Fernandez :Who's protecting the constitution

[@kunalkishor21]

Who? Kashmiri? Tablighi jamat? PFI? SIMI?

[@serjamielannister6030]

@Black account 1 funny how a 6some religion following guy talks about other religions....even ur so called god used to steal girls clothes to see them naked

[@serjamielannister6030]

@Black account 1 jab gaand fatt ti h toh phir sab khudko athiest he kehte h.

[@SAFFRONINFERNO]

Fernandez will piss in his pants if he comes out of his staged setup He is just a lowlife rizebag

[@cynashine4950]

@@serjamielannister6030 u don know anything, still u bash other religion n ppl ...thats what ur god taught u..?

[@bravo803]

Either the crowd was genuinely scared or was brain dead. Coz those jokes were hilarious and had me rolling

[@Salman-os7pr]

This is Every Daniel fernandes Show ever! I rewind it And relisten the joke, was it funny to only me.. Or did I hear it wrong.. 😂

[@rik_08_]

Not every one gets political jokes so easily... Sometimes its hard to catch the reference and laugh at the same time ...

[@jojohaldar]

I was rolling on the floor after watching this! Then wondered why isn't the crowd laughing! Then it hit me like bus oh fear of deshdrohi syndrome!

[@archanatripathi6616]

neither of those two its because your sense of humor is too bad.

[@bravo803]

@@archanatripathi6616 And you are too mean I bet you are not this mean in real life.

[@zarakhan7138]

As that guy went.. "The constitution protects you". I cracked up so bad 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@himanshupal5593]

Why?? It's the truth... Don't u agree

[@amanhasnoname1052]

Zara lone? 🙄

[@alihusaini2337]

@Ishan Kumawat agya na muh se hagne yahan

[@FAB-oj4gy]

Bro, watch yesterday's Lok Sabha proceedings, the Home Minister is appreciating the Police officers who led rioters. They're even blaming the HC Judge, for acting against the BJP people who instigated the rioters. The Gujarat model is in Delhi now. You can't expect anything from the govt. now. They're complicit. Kapil Mishra, Anurag Thakur, Pravesh etc will be protected like Maya Kodnani and Babu Bajrangi were. Doom is already here. Bane hain ahl e hawas muddai bhi munsif bhi, kise vakeel karen kis se munsifi chahen...

[@FAB-oj4gy]

@@Trendytribe77 Yups. Just like Babu Bajrangi, Maya Kodnani, DGP Vanjara were innocent and Sanjiv Bhatt is in jail for speaking up. & I don't blame you for supporting them, you're an innocent sheep who is following the herd and the supposed sheepdog is taking your herd to the Wolf's den. And in case of Delhi riots, it doesn't matter who is convicted when the perpetrators are literally investigating the crime. The couplet has emphasized the very point I'm making. Search its meaning to get your 'woke' mind blown.

[@nahidsyyed906]

Waah!

[@alinasheikh5061]

Loved the instant lines you came up with!!😂😂 Also the person with "pagal hai kya" stole the show🤌😂

[@NMp-gf1tg]

The guy who said pangal hai? Represents all of us.😂

[@AdityaJape]

No. Majority still support modi.

[@trial6672]

No, just a bunch of 'anti BJPs' who find humor in insulting a religion.

[@NMp-gf1tg]

@@AdityaJape u mean the mainland populated areas? or the 45% vote share? U see our representation system is fucked up. It's unequal and allows the populated mainlanders to dominate. Long story short. People support modi and that's the problem.

[@NMp-gf1tg]

@@trial6672 okay this is how minority must feel like.

[@ratanesh1007]

Not all of us. I recently joined RSS😂😂.

[@abdullahaftab1839]

I missed this Fernandes!!!!

[@Mfk3170]

Boy Name Iyaad and Girl Name is Anushka.. Beware Romeo Squad is searching you 😜😜😂😂

[@ruchisingh4675]

All said and done, props to Rishab also for being objective and honest about the reality of the side he's picked. It takes courage and honesty to self. Bhakts hide from their own conscience and logical mind. Clearly, not a bhakt yet. And since I'm writing this in 2024 hope you found the right path @Rishab😊 ❤

[@ShantamTalukdar]

The comment section of this video is a spicy content of its own.

[@irfanm4014]

"BJP can't transfer a comedian"😂😂 The ending was hilarious!!!!!!! ROFL

[@himanshurajput1065]

its show business

[@vegetaandslaine8722]

But they still go on morning walks right Last time someone left for a morning walk but never made it home! Let me guess who did it.....

[@SD-po6hk]

But he can End up in a ditch.

[@shrishtiibhoi376]

Did anyone notice when the guy say I'm bjp supporter then the subtitles colour change to orange😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@SENORITA773]

I fall in love in your wisdom of knowledge ... seriously i love that you speak truth

[@piyushb143]

"Pagal hai kya!!" - Random guy from audience

[@jenifhaque5204]

I strongly related to that guy.

[@vegetaandslaine8722]

*A sentence that resonated with my inner core beliefs!!!*

[@jannatfabia]

That was savage🤣

[@ashraf6202]

Bechara apni jaan bachane ke liye bolraha hai.

[@monickverma2944]

Haa bhai video dekha🤦‍♂️

[@growwithmak9656]

9:59 Bjp transfers Daniel to Tihar Daniel : Am I a joke to you?

[@cosmikyogi2514]

This is sad how they all gang up on the BJP volunteer..so much for tolerance. That is why BJP supporters don't tell that they support them...you are labeled as an idiot, bhakt, sangi & others...every issue is not black or white, they are lot of grays, you think you know everything about a specific issue but you dont...a lot of news don't tell you the whole truth...do your own research before coming to a conclusion.

[@MasoomRana]

It's obviously sad that doing to BJP volunteers what they to others is illegal. ☹️

[@arbiteria]

You are awesome, Daniel! Huge crush on you now. 🤗🤗

[@sherlock5141]

Wonder how he does the stand up with those heavy balls he got. Salute!

[@mohammedzameer9158]

He joined the hit list😆 after Kamra n Varun.

[@beingmir]

What a gift for a Kashmiri ,a book titled "tihar jail" ...👌 Wow

[@aadigupte4407]

1:43 i love that guy XDXDXD

[@anannyobhattacharya3905]

Good comeback to your form of Comedy 😉 Btw the BJP guy was pretty sober, or as we say in generic terminology too rational for somebody from BJP.

[@rahulramesh4922]

but infact sane and sensible voices like him should remain in that party so that there is dissent within the party..

[@SAFFRONINFERNO]

It's a staged program

[@ashraykumarmishra]

Ap Chronology Samjhiye Pehle Gujrat Ab Delhi Fir Pura India

[@trial6672]

'AAP' chronology samajhiye pehle 'Sabarmati Express ' ab Delhi fir pura India.

[@vegetaandslaine8722]

*Incompetent police and BJP* *Or should I say that they are doing this on purpose!!*

[@faridabegum790]

Ur really a genius,hilarious,witty n outright

[@tarununiyal6746]

8:33 where can I found that video? and policeman helping roiters and giving them stones so they can bleed the same policemens almost to death. i need that video

[@piyush8372]

10:10 Its sad and high time when you say "constitution" and the whole room collectively gives a sarcastic laugh.

[@sknoor9521]

True!

[@NavedAliKhan]

I still can't believe the whole bit was that spontaneous

[@riderdanish7476]

Iyaad was scared so he spoke intelligently

[@girishtripathy275]

I need a anushka who can gift me all this, she is so lovely. Damn, that lucky guy 🔥

[@RockLine92]

I'm also a Kashmiri living in Bangalore !!! and this is F**king epic!!!

[@chetan007ize]

👀Blind followers are one who have been psychologically manipulated due to different media or their parent taught them to support someone particularly and blindly. 👓 🚦

[@ruchitgandhi6427]

and u blindly beleive that?

[@chetan007ize]

@@TopGvishal nowadays comedian makes more sense than politicians

[@Ayyubi_Tube]

That background voice ☝🏻️"pagal hai kya" ✊🏻️

[@sumantaroy9379]

If somehow BJP is eradicated from the country, all of Indian comedians would be jobless.

[@Cute_eye_bro]

They are jobless

[@oye_tiwari]

They will roast INC then have forgotten rahul Gandhi jokes

[@Anonymous.Stories]

You can form the strong opposition with kunal kamra

[@GauravShetty4]

For some reason, every Daniel Fernandes joke hits you after 2 seconds. And you just nod and laugh at the same time.

[@ajslife3961]

The example of so called "Love Jihad" is sitting in the first row. LOL

[@harshshukla7525]

what was the total length of this video sir???

[@imransaleem5878]

Respect your Guts man From Pakistan :)

[@hell_O_uke]

Your perspectives are a balm to all who encounter it.. 🔥

[@jitendrakumar2110]

The confession of Tahir Hussain should be printed in a scented high-quality A4 paper and home delivered in beautiful envelopes to all those cute people who declared Hindus to be responsible for Delhi Riots.

[@atharvajadhav4376]

Absolutely sab bahar aa raha hai kon fascit hai ya nahi inn chamcho ki hypocrisy ki seema nahi hai

[@jitendrakumar2110]

@@atharvajadhav4376 true 👍

[@MasoomRana]

Lmao, abhi pata chala koi confession nahi hain. Yeh din mein 4 baar bhajpa sirf tum logo ka chhutiya katne, aur tumlog katwane baithe ho. 😂😂😂

[@sachinkandari4006]

Lol is this a standup comedy.... Just propegenda going everywhere......

[@GovindSingh-bw8kh]

Ye propegenda chlane me lga h khud ko comedian bolta h ye chutiya

[@tarandeepkaur7788]

Did someone notice when the guy said he has joined as a volunteer and it appeared in saffron color as subtitles.

[@chandrakanthveluri9860]

Exactly and that's the reason we can conclude that this Dany guy is biased against BJP.

[@dineshaurus]

As the Kashmiri guy was BJP supporter, I felt a great joke opportunity was missed when she said I gave him a book.

[@samplethetruth]

I like how bold you are with your punches.

[@sidu130892]

I hate all these standup comedians who come with an agenda. They don't have anything else.

[@dhruvbatra6989]

Amongst all the indian comedians, I find Danny's crowd work the best

[@sotenm]

A very strong comeback from the last one...we want this type of Daniel only.

[@uroojkhan7776]

That’s freaking awesome bro. Keep up the good work.

[@squidwardssoul631]

THIS VIDEO SCARES ME LIKE SOMETHING 🤣🤣🤣🤣 .....I HOPE you live bruh, plz don't die 👍😂😂😂