katya once said...

i love you besties lmk what you wanna see next
please stay safe
btw black lives matter is still a thing!!! please follow the link to still sign petitons! blacklivesmatt...
thank u for watching and goode night!
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[@tippib2222]

“I felt like a girl” is honestly so endearing.

[@chloequinn5863]

Love seeing people experience gender euphoria 💜

[@father_cowboy]

I love how Kayta is like “I don’t like this experience-“ and Trixie just goes “ o k a y “

[@isableal1609]

thank u for saving me the time of saying this LOL

[@iv5480]

if aliens ever visit earth i nominate these two to be our leaders

[@yappingforthebaddies]

really tho

[@Minaainthere]

Katya should go first. Then after Trixie should check to make sure the aliens don’t blow us up.

[@iv5480]

@@Minaainthere I mean obviously she has to make direct _contact_

[@sirenssong333]

@@iv5480 I’m sure the aliens will or not Jodie Foster her kind of behavior

[@iv5480]

@@sirenssong333 It's long as they don't have any dead dads on the beach

[@relaxationstation7634]

Her eating soap always sends me. She never once thinks to spit it out. What an icon.

[@hybrina790]

what kills me is that it looks almost like she had already eaten SO MUCH of it and it took her that long to realize the taste is off

[@CoRLex-jh5vx]

@@hybrina790 to be FAIR, the things she were eating (can never remember the name) are often flavoured with rose water, which can make them taste like soap. So she might have gotten a soap one or just an extra soapy-tasting actual one.

[@dad_patrol]

@@CoRLex-jh5vx It looked very much like a real macaron because of the layering and flaking, but I have never seen a soap one cut in half so idk

[@bustedkeaton]

@@dad_patrol it def wasnt soap like u said the texture looked like a real one, a soap or wax one would either be solid pink or white inside and itd be hard as a fucking rock. I think she just ate a rose one. A soap one wouldnt taste sweet at all like even her ass would know its not a real macaron if she bit it and it was bitter like soap

[@tsuumee4545]

I guess you could say... she never spits.

[@brandadyanne]

Im glad God is a girl.

[@waddledeedeee]

god is a woman named katherine peter the quiet one

[@FartOfAsspiration]

She said hi!

[@aidanaylward9237]

YOU BELIEVE GOOOOOD IS A WOOOOOMAN

[@Shmiguelly]

When she describes the umbrella movie I think of Trixie describing the film where "he stays with all the families"

[@djscarlet169]

i wanna know which movie is 😭😭😭😭😭

[@camilabxlen]

@@djscarlet169 i think she is referring to kingsman but honestly it could be any movie

[@emilycinnamon]

I do not know the name of it but it’s some Chinese movie about feudal war and it’s exactly as she described. Metal, weaponized umbrellas that they turn upside down and ride on like little boats down a hill

[@zyronbang390]

@@emilycinnamon movies called shadow

[@djscarlet169]

@@zyronbang390 do you know the year it was released?

[@elizawilliams9203]

I love how katya's outfits tend to have complete authority over her movements and what she says

[@imjustasconfusedasyou]

well good thing she has complete authority over what she wears (i hope)

[@iricrogers864]

"I lo bione kamera" finally gets the love it deserves 👏

[@LightbornCastles]

What video is that from??

[@bustedkeaton]

@@LightbornCastles Ep 127: Getting Fired

[@aislinntoobee7413]

"There's no point in looking back but there's also no point in looking forward, thats why i close my eyes when i skateboard"

[@b.andromeda]

YESS this is my favorite one!!

[@twelvezeros]

Lmao

[@angelinao3916]

I want a shirt that says "if youve got one foot in the past, and one foot in the future, youre pissing on today"

[@alicepersson9568]

A friend i have used to say that exact saying but it was "if you got one foot in the past and one foot in the future youre getting fucked by today"

[@victoriap1649]

I’m positive that exists somewhere in a gift shop in Florida

[@louiseemborong5852]

That's actually an advice

[@judahosborne8868]

Katya: eats soap and boxes without a second thought Also Katya: cannot bring herself to chew an uncrustable

[@thememeestfilmbuff]

You could make a book with all of Katya’s most quotable lines *and it would be the longest book ever.* *It would also be a spell book* _with how cursed some of these lines are._

[@waddledeedeee]

title of the bestseller in question: ✨my thing fell off✨

[@JesusPerez-ho8zx]

They would also end abruptly because of trixie always interrupting her 😂

[@teabitch5201]

i‘m sold idc idc

[@95TJZ]

And all the lines would be across the line

[@Stasiaflonase]

It would be listed under ‘Self Help’

[@catburgess5063]

The 1 dislike is Ginger seeing her BFF with another woman

[@jonathansports1036]

What's really getting me is the fact that the people who requested these got the quotes exactly, _precisely_ right. It's honestly impressive.

[@diskrisks]

I missed "(in an italian accent) Where's the cocaine? No champagne? No cocaine?"

[@Ttoby89]

no cooky no cleany is a close relative

[@MrCyberGal]

Can't believe "All Tree All Shade" is not here.

[@mollyyyy882]

i mean you’d have to fit her entire career into one video of you wanted to get every line

[@quinnaddison420]

@@mollyyyy882 can someone do that tho?

[@mountainbikingvampirewitch5972]

One of my favourites: Katya: I can imagine the reaction of wanting to lunge at somebody. But I think I have the self control to like... Trixie: you think that you have self control? Interesting developments down here in the studio we’re learning new things about ourselves that aren’t even true. 😂

[@najadahmer4862]

“Unprovoked 👏 UN 👏PRO👏VOKED!👏 OohhOohhHhoo!” 😂 I love her so so much 🖤

[@MegaAzevedo123]

"But I felt like a girl" followed by Trixie's scream laugh, has to be one of funniest things ever!!! 😂😂😂

[@emmabruh]

As a German I can say that her German accent is actually pretty accurate, cuz I had to think for a moment about why she was speaking German and I didn’t understand anything

[@reginamedusa]

Well now I am impressed

[@djenitals5180]

The *perfect* delivery of "spandex is a right not a privilege"

[@st6rgazing]

i was expecting "sorry about it can't help it, i'm gay"

[@vinx3078]

I love how Katya is like "oh 👁️👄👁️ I don't like this experience" And Trixie is just "OK :D"

[@amityislandchum]

"And I'm the 99 people in the room who don't believe in you" is such levels of memery.

[@AndyMacster]

D'you ever see d'you ever see the em the movie where they uh --tch- they used the umbrellas an there do the little like s- uh so they kinda like shimmy down the uhm th- the hill with the umbrellas? 👁️👄👁️

[@relaxationstation7634]

I still can't find a guess to what movie she is talking about in any of the comments!

[@michanforever]

it's Shadow (2018) a Chinese action movie :D (yes I did look it up and have taken it upon myself to let people know now lmao)

[@relaxationstation7634]

@@michanforever OMGGGGGGGG thank you thank you thank you!

[@relaxationstation7634]

@@michanforever kzbin.info/www/bejne/rpzPooOpr8ugj8U

[@waddledeedeee]

@@relaxationstation7634 well there u go

[@meiji4785]

I'm a straight female, but I'm so attracted to Katya both in and out of drag. I honestly don't know what I am anymore

[@dinosuarzr0ck827]

Same same same, she’s gorgeous

[@devsox1]

Same. It's confusing af

[@ghitarakik8508]

You are straight . Since katya is a dude

[@blairxclaudio]

"and I'm a falsetto child" -katya

[@j.p.3243]

This video should be called "the evolution of katya's laugh"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Louise-wk5yf]

2:59 that's actually a great quote/advice.

[@vinniethevooh]

Okay but when Trixie just smiled at Katya and was like “nothing I just like you!” is exactly how i feel about and interact with my favorite people and I’m glad to have this representATION in my life

[@maja0476]

The red one so wheeze

[@bradleyhanson9262]

HAS ANYONE FIGURED OUT WHAT MOVIE THE WEAPONIZED METAL SHIMMY SLIDE UMBRELLAS ARE FROM?

[@lucas-rp7sj]

Shadow - 2018

[@quinnaddison420]

It’s wild! Watch it stoned!

[@gabbyd3515]

Kingsmen I think

[@Lady_op3]

Yeah that scene randomly came up in my recommended surprisingly 😂

[@torakunoichi]

@@gabbyd3515 oh sweety no it’s not

[@sweetcreaturejimin]

“but i felt like a girl” is the cutest thing i love her

[@plutototoh]

I love when Katya goes "I dont like this experience" Trixie immediately sounded like a mother talking to her 6 year old daughter "okay,"

[@nerdygal6133]

Trixie’s disappointed stare whenever Kayta tells a bad joke is great.

[@adam22599]

Katya:"i am getting old and my body is changing and thats not something i will apologize for" Trixie: "i wish you would"

[@kiaunacody]

"Everybody's different uhhnnl 😜"

[@moonieland]

I love how with almost everything Katya said I said out loud "She's not wrong!" and that makes me realize how mentally unstable I am :)

[@williewil09]

For anyone wondering, I think I recently found out what movie Katya was taking about. I believe it’s “Shadow” if you look up “Shadow Umbrella Scene”

[@gracec7683]

where the HELL was “were you dusty crusty musty okey SMOKEY poor??”

[@aoifehoran7731]

“who’s birfdays are it”✨🎣🧢

[@lennoxvazquez]

The Doctor Bitchcraft and *reveals contact dress* quotes were iced onto two separate cookie cakes that my friend gave me on two separate occasions because we both love UNHhhh so much

[@Animebuddies101]

The fact that bathed in his blood is not in this is homophobic

[@reginamedusa]

Preach sis

[@maried607]

0:53 I have to hear that line every day it too ICONIC

[@italkatsudon]

1:52 will always be my favorite

[@T.L.96]

Iconic

[@rainbowstay]

Always

[@kentjohnson8932]

Yess gurl same

[@Elizabeth-bz7jr]

i love how scared trixie looks when katya says you’re gonna die up there

[@jadesfromjupiter7780]

5:54 actually my favourite line of hers ever

[@miayoung8679]

ME TOO

[@elderemomom]

I need one of all the times trixie repeats herself and katya keeps laughing like she’s hearing it for the first time 😂

[@naomida22]

Why was there no same parts quote? I say "see me with them hands see me see me with them hands" just about every day

[@wendyrhps]

That could be a whole video by itself 😂😂😂

[@honeydew5418]

YOU MISSED “Fire off as many fat jokes as you want to because I absorb them and get stronger” “And fatter” I even commented this on the Trixie episode

[@ariannebrodeur]

The comment calling the crustables candy took me out almost as much as Katya's quotes did 😭

[@kenziekay403]

You should’ve added “have u ever thought about your carbon paw print?” Trixie:🤨 Katya: “YOU DOG😐” 😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀

[@Trey_Lore]

Everyday I say, "we're having weather" 😆🤣😂

[@Drewski217]

What about that one wild ass story concerning that boy she fooled around with in middle school who took a hard left and was basically in a cult or something?? Trixie after hearing it says 'how are you still alive?' LMAO

[@hallefrank7400]

i need a compilation of every time one of them has said like "i wish you wouldnt'" like at 2:18 or when katya said "im getting older my body is changing and i wont apologize for that" and trixie says "i wish you would" like all those interactions

[@chompchompchangbin]

I love the soap one. Trixie is just spitting her truth. BRING THE CONSTITUTION. BRING THE BIBLE. Then Katya's like 🧼

[@mollyonette]

Katya laughing at her own jokes is the most relatable thing ever, I do it all the time.

[@stardusty]

In case anyone wants to know the weird umbrella movie is a chinese film called Shadow (2018) and the umbrella scene is honestly the best part.

[@ldrfan17]

5:19 i will never stop laughing at this

[@crunchevo8974]

The gays when they get a compliment

[@helga2359]

2:30 The correct quote is ”you’re gonna die in there” -Addie

[@MsBethylou]

Trixie's face after 'you're gonna die up there!' She looks terrified haha

[@amedeest.pierre5972]

I’m sorry, but did she never wish she was a humidifier in the shape of Emma Thompson?

[@larabarbatowolf803]

“tire.. rotation? 4 wheel.........drive...?” LIVES IN MY HEAD RENT FREE (the whole weather episode lives in my head rent free tbh)

[@arthurdesautels4398]

*slaps tiny hands filled with string cheese unto the table*"it matches the gin-gum" ITS MISSING

[@one-onessadhalf3393]

I SWEAR ON MY LIFE half of the things this woman says is going to become a verbal stim for me. Here’s one that I already have: “SO MUCH CONFUSION, SO MUCH FRUSTRATION EXPRESSED THROUGH DANCE.”

[@rachelkelly7511]

“I’m getting older my body is changing and that’s not something I’m gonna apologise for”

[@kenilavigne]

t: oh she is UGLY! katya, who is this? k: that’s olga... lemme see.... oh no it’s greta. she’s cute, she’s folky. listen, looks are not her strong suit, you don’t know what she’s capable of. (dolls episode)

[@thecowboyofdrag]

Timothy and Greta! The hackin'-up couple!

[@quinnaddison420]

Same

[@WestGaul12]

"Mama, that's God's work. That is God's work... she said, 'Hiii..'" Forever a favourite of mine. XD

[@msmltvcktl]

oOOoooo... We're having WEATHER is my favourite summertime line.

[@wbuck]

The salsa music every time she says shimmy

[@bafbaas1210]

One of my favs is "hello child what kind of candy do u desire"

[@hag_13]

“I don’t like this experience” “ok”

[@giovanamonteiro7390]

i was waiting ''i just lost contact with reality'' and you delivered, thank you

[@archieyiu7111]

The umbrella movie Katyas talking about I called "Shadow" it came out 2018. It's a pretty good movie

[@sierrajones9323]

Yes ive been on the edge of my seat waiting queen

[@nicomar3506]

HEEYY I'M IN THIS VIDEO WHAT! thank you lol

[@eliza-dp4nq]

you are doing the lords work finding all these clips 🙌🙌🙌🙌

[@SabrinaJadedreamer]

" that there was a cedar da macalum, she was the fourth sister that was drowned in the oven " THE YARD SALE EPISODE LOL

[@indrathesjw]

"can I say something?" "I dont want you to."

[@cyb3rb0y72]

i needed somthing to watch while i get into drag and this was actually the best im gonna go binge these two queens 😻

[@diegoblanco5199]

The one time she eats something entirely it turns out to be soap fjdjdkksj

[@catrinac.8948]

3:33 this will literally never NOT be funny to me

[@ellierenee9312]

Seriously one of my favorite people on this planet. Along with Trixie of course. But katya warms my heart. I wanna be her friend.

[@dragonguy3725]

I love how trixies just like 😦 to half of these

[@w_y_s_t_e_r_i_a]

"I think I'm gay!"

[@CarissaEllyn]

Should've put "party" about Alaska

[@melo9796]

Ok but what is the movie she's talking about?

[@riannekolenbrander3933]

I think it's shadow by Zhang Yimou

[@gavinhosto1929]

I thought she was talking about the kingsman or something

[@claireallen2367]

@@gavinhosto1929 I thought so too but idk about shimmy slides

[@sheresehoward9339]

@@gavinhosto1929 she's talking about Shadow, a chinese movie...heres a link to the scene kzbin.info/www/bejne/rpzPooOpr8ugj8U

[@carenzaprice5074]

I hate how I know the movie scene with the shimmy slide umbrellas...

[@a47684]

what is it

[@numberonewonyfan]

the movie with the shimmy-slide umbrellas is the Chinese movie Shadow (2019) if anyone is curious

[@Velereonics]

Katya does have so many banger intros actually.

[@Mageneated]

I really appreciate you cutting the clips off AFTER the bit is over

[@kara2125]

i noticed that too. some of these compilations are out here compiling entire episodes

[@YoMama9021]

Katya tells stories just like me. Also my insanity part of my brain recognizes that I might be part katya

[@christinem4016]

Spandex is a right not a privilege is iconic to me

[@brennaaaahhhhhhhhhhh]

Her face after eating the soap macaroon is priceless

[@mirjamgacic7024]

"Mama when I tell you what I'm about to tell you you will be told my opinion"

[@kittycattt93]

I want a katya-trixie friendship lol

[@patrickmalone900]

Saaame

[@diegoblanco5199]

I am so starting a Ska band called Doctor Bitchcraft. I need a drummer, a bass, a bari sax, and a trombone

[@arturocas90]

I don't know which intro is better: The Doctor Bitchcraft or the Contact dress... BOTH ARE AMAZING!

[@hungryghost9600]

Katya literally is a Compatible to everyone❤

[@queerfear5325]

"Nothing, I just like you" is weirdly wholesome to me 😭😭😅