Kayakmania 1 - featuring the Death Skeg 5000's maiden voyage! Canoe resist it? Or will it be kayak?

Pete and Steve paddle their kayaks, or possibly canoes, (badly) along the Grantham Canal to find the source of the Nile. Grab a stiff drink and get comfortable, it's going to be a long, wet and wobbly ride...
Features:
- How not to Paddle
- No idea whether we have canoes or kayaks
- The best method of Wobbling from bank to bank
- Extensive Drifting
- Pointless Direction changes
- Dual river bank aspects
WARNING: contains long sections of paddling where not a lot happens.
And no I don't know why we called it Kayakmania 1, it's not like there's even going to be any demand for a '2'. And who even reads this stuff at the bottom of the posts anyway? You'll have clicked and given up by now.
On the other hand if you've managed to get this far down this drivel and you've finished the grouting, wormed the cat and rotated your tyres, then just maybe you're the sort of person who is prepared to waste an hour of their life watching two idiots pointlessly paddling along a disused Midlands canal. Maybe it'll appeal to an untapped You Tube demographic of the Not-Easily-Bored. Heroes who will happily watch paint drying until they start to dribble. This could be historic. A new video target group. The world's first NEB Video. It's late. I need more coffee...

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