Kazotsky Kick

Dance Like the KGB isn't Watching
When you think of the Soviet Union, you think of one thing: the freedom to laugh and love and sing and dance!
A taunt for all classes, featured in the Gun Mettle Update on July 1, 2015.

[@calf_7274]

I can't even begin to imagine how much money valve has made off this taunt alone

[@rednation149]

Calf_ millions I say

[@ultra90002]

I honestly can't see why are you saying it's a breed of Tf2, GoW and L4D

[@andyhorton4690]

Trillions

[@user-xo5zh9xb5b]

Not Here Chief I don't know whether you’re a troll or this serious but Minecraft for example is younger than TF2 lol

[@moogobIin]

Not Here Chief imagine being this stupid

[@figment3775]

It wouldn’t be a tf2 taunt showcase if there weren’t any dead bodies around

[@localbonelessmann1498]

Mannrobics : am i a joke to you?

[@cronchieee]

There are bodies in the far sides of mannrobics

[@localbonelessmann1498]

@@cronchieee oh wait i didn't notice that Lmao

[@colonelpopcorn1947]

How did I not notice

[@Hero_Link.]

I didn't even see the dead bodys till I seen this comment

[@OMELOTTIE]

tf2 lore: interesting, somewhat emotional, depressing backstories and story the gameplay:

[@bingxu6422]

Bad Apple lyrics and music: You an I are not so different.

[@jokerobama6857]

@@bingxu6422 the whole touhou more is fucked bruh

[@mneech609]

also tf2 lore: abraham lincoln perfected rocket jumping

[@Daizz009]

Medic's backstory of how he lost his medical license: *komdi*

[@Daizz009]

@@bingxu6422 Don't bring Touhou to TF2 warzone.

[@Matt-wo8to]

0% Nudity 0% Violence 25% Soldier salute 75% Kazotsky kick

[@peterrraklliproductions2020]

I wouldn’t say 0% violence.

[@Matt-wo8to]

@@peterrraklliproductions2020 yeah id say 0 drugs instead

[@orealfrajola]

@@Matt-wo8to well i wouldnt say that too-

[@the-db9bn]

0% se-

[@greenpizza2819]

​@@the-db9bnY O U R M O T H E R

[@angryasian7654]

The red spy is a legend. He missed out on the fun just to defend the objective

[@smilec3keanimations385]

Press f to pay respects to red spy

[@tylermaurmann]

A true hero

[@manmatf911]

BLU SY. You did get it :D?

[@Greenlog12]

So they could dance longer!

[@CactusJack012]

@@manmatf911 wat?

[@Yaruh]

The RED Spy was so dedicated to defending the point while his teammates dance by the corpses of their enemies

[@agooddemoman8603]

its the sad truth

[@gerrifarraday2736]

I actually was confused of the red spy being the blu spy but I was wrong. R.I.P brain xD

[@lok4890]

@White_Wolf Gaming the box?

[@lok4890]

@White_Wolf Gaming behind the blu spy.

[@raisinx]

nukles 33 lol

[@macmaharot3906]

BLU Heavy: *gives sandvich* RED Heavy: *also gives sandvich* The entire server:

[@futabafan99]

Peace treaty, Tf2 style

[@Adam0Null]

And a Love Story Was Born

[@ropher9843]

Dont forget those f2p that cant even talk and killed everyone and start ww2 between both side

[@plp313]

Blu Heavy and Red Heavy peace story.

[@cleor_rrrrrr]

500th liker

[@skeletalcinder2769]

My 11 year old brother yesterday pulled off a Kazotsky kick at a school dance and got a lot of attention for it. As a 17 year old TF2 player, I'm proud of him for reminding me of when TF2 was in it's prime...

[@decentgameplay3859]

Game's still greatt tho

[@Bob_theking]

Your brother must have not ever skipped leg day

[@LexClark-h3b]

Still is

[@justice4549]

bruh you were like 9

[@Biblically-accurate-medic]

@@decentgameplay3859the bots make it worse

[@99kemuricat]

This. This is why Overwatch can never replace TF2 .

[@logannottheonefrommarvel9917]

If you ask me, Overwatch is really overwhelming with it's talking gorillas, robot ninjas, cyborg archers, and super powered rappers. TF2 is ahead of the game by nearly 10 years.

[@logannottheonefrommarvel9917]

+Erik Acevedo there are improvements, LOTS

[@logannottheonefrommarvel9917]

+Erik Acevedo you clearly haven't gotten on recently have you?

[@coleoreilly4589]

+Erik Acevedo like, not even close.

[@salchosg4625]

+Erik Acevedo Tf2 isn't dead

[@lammericium-241]

mom: “He’s probably sharing his location on that dumb game.” what he’s actually doing:

[@tomasbar1101]

404 likes... comment not found

[@Volskerch]

Somebody messed the like amount

[@thegongoolzler2677]

Ignore them. You know what tf2 is It's this beauty 0:00

[@caewqk1366]

@@sanicishere7295 why? well because we all look at the internet different. some say it makes you go super saiyan more and some say its good for various reasons

[@caewqk1366]

@@sanicishere7295 true

[@Beamer490]

Gabe: Yes we have updates for tf2 The entire community:

[@plp313]

Turns out to a location file update

[@thechadman6150]

@@plp313 better than nothing

[@Beengus]

The update is just gonna be its shutdown i think

[@yashasgoel9019]

i doubt theres gonna be an update

[@maple3513]

And that update was a great one! Even if its just a band aid for the bot crisis.

[@promemerboy1765]

Ad on TV: "This product may cause swelling, heart problems, joint and muscle aches and possibly even death." The people in the ad:

[@RealColbalt]

For real

[@jonspeed5548]

And the blu soy can be the consecuencia be shut it

[@dylantv1641]

Disney princess: starts singing Forest animals in a 100 mile radius:

[@gerrifarraday2736]

I LOVE IT.

[@elmoron3275]

*Your comment, hand it over*

[@____-zv7gy]

underrated

[@W0lfyz]

This Needs More Likes

[@leonardovaldivia5200]

This comment. It deserves a heart

[@k.t6174]

Ad: smoking can cause addictions lung cancer etc... The people in the ad:

[@Brandon-ct8vo]

I feel like this is more true for medicine ads. Smoking ads usually try to be serious...

[@a_cowwithlegs]

ComradeHoovy That’s more like it

[@LuckiSir]

Quite the fascinating contradiction

[@Yougotcaged102]

He a little confused but he got the spirit

[@starhornboy6495]

Here’s your thousandth like. Your welcome.

[@TheSparrowBlack]

Can we appreciate the fact that the Spy snorts when he laughs?

[@ov2380]

Yup valve mad it real

[@miles1560]

It's beautiful

[@mtm7564]

I snort laff got a problem

[@Isopropyl_Alcohol]

its art

[@jacobpavlica9583]

+Silver Song It is a work of art

[@MrWhatdafuBOOM]

_I love the idea of the team members sharing their cultures with the rest of the team, both to learn more about each other, and just to have fun together. It's weirdly wholesome._

[@HaidashV]

There are no ukrainians among them

[@MoonLmao]

hate to burst your bubble but in canon tf2 lore all the mercs tell soldier that they're american so he doesnt blow them up

[@rackvrx7944]

6 years later... still a legendary video.

[@snort69]

6 hours ago

[@lizflessert2427]

@@snort69 What?

[@snort69]

@@lizflessert2427 idk

[@lizflessert2427]

@@snort69 oh ok

[@martinadini4142]

@@lizflessert2427 now

[@batfitch4207]

Teacher: ‘are you even listening?’ My brain:

[@someonescat2376]

Im the 69th like please don't ruined it and Nice

[@connor48880]

On the outside I’ve got a straight face, and on the inside I’m like...

[@connor48880]

0:13

[@dieg2063]

0:02 me when I correct the teacher

[@pyro1436]

My last nine brain cells

[@professionalTaro]

I love how even the Pyro understands and tries his best to do the dance.

[@ARandomSpace]

Yet Red Spy is the serious one here...

[@ARandomSpace]

@Bonnie Bon Gacha They may interpret you as saying something like "That dance is not fire" and burn you. I understand.

[@professionalTaro]

@Bonnie Bon Gacha You wouldn't dare

[@adog3129]

"his"

[@OVERDRIVE_78]

@@adog3129 Wdym ?

[@neonlights3739]

I love how each one of them has their own slightly different variation of the dance

[@Armada-1935]

And yet each style is literally an actual way to do the kasachock (I forgot how to spell it.) the most iconic one so the same way heavy and soldier do it

[@calebalmeida3474]

Overwatch: we have hot women TF2:

[@fikonowy6233]

We have hot dances

[@ghost2inkling229]

@@fikonowy6233 no we have hot men

[@fikonowy6233]

@ghost2lnkling sandvich

[@ghost2inkling229]

@@fikonowy6233 *YOS*

[@fikonowy6233]

@@ghost2inkling229 the heavy is dead?!?!?!?!??!!!?!????

[@lupine5382]

"Side effects may include: Diarrhea, aching bones, death." People in the commercial:

[@blaazer9473]

GOD DAM UNDERATED

[@brokeback.mountaineer]

SHITTING TEARS RN 💀

[@anoriginalname410]

@@brokeback.mountaineer You should see a doctor man, that ain't normal...

[@calebballantyne2243]

@My Internet sucks you mean Diarrhea?

[@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

I always forget you're allowed to advertise stuff like that in the USA...

[@piroguy8091]

2 Guys In Game: *Fighting* People In The Background:

[@Gl23670]

*mortal kombat* 2 guys brutally fighting eachother to the death The people in the background:

[@supermariolol254]

Smash Bros people fighting to the death The winner:

[@Headgasket-]

Same with street fighter and tekken

[@Matt-kl7qc]

Mario kart wii

[@mamamia8359]

@@MEM-brain Mario cart is brutal

[@Icy3007]

This is literally my favorite dance ever

[@bit1001001]

Same

[@neonmem8826]

It’s the only dance I can do

[@windows_2000]

Same

[@stefanotablet8546]

Saaaame

[@Sr_comrade]

@@neonmem8826same

[@rev4469]

The toxic player: *rage quits* Literally the entire server:

[@Randomperson-qm3ge]

This happens in arsenal

[@시짱이-n5l]

And Phantom forces sometimes

[@nigel692]

Of a few dumb players ruined a nice game on a small server on two fort and I got people to dance party but two enemies always killed us :(

[@adventureleader9728]

Roblox arsenal be like: exactly

[@sunbae-nim]

So a comp player?

[@ToluDude]

The Soldier salute at the end hits different now.

[@chromosaur2560]

Godspeed, ya manificient patriotic bastard.

[@maukio]

@Wisdom-man Le Wise if you didn't know what they were talking about, they're talking about the voice actor for Soldier, since he recently passed away.

[@ni-237k7]

;-;

[@SomeWeirdNinjaToon]

"Amen"

[@jafshrimp7322]

😥😢😢right...

[@galactica_2]

I can forgive spawn kill, I can forgive targetting But I can never forgive Killing a Kazotsky Kick

[@InSammity]

Amen

[@Mimikkyudayo]

"You know how some sins are unforgiveable?"

[@lizflessert2427]

Killing a Kazotsky Kick should be in the list of the unforgivable curses.

[@Dawid23_Gamer]

Kazotsky kick = Minecraft sneak-multiple-times/sword block multiple times

[@angelbeas9137]

not even if it was the other team

[@Amarenamann]

This one taunt changed the world of TF2 forever, there is nothing better than randomly starting a Kazotsky Kick party in the middle of a game.

[@shelbyyoutube6281]

Kid: (Almost dies) Oompa Loompas:

[@drdespair3651]

XD That is so true

[@dieg2063]

Hey hey hey heyyyy!!!

[@ilovequake833]

Charlie and the Chocolate factory Reference?

[@wunderb4r557]

@@ilovequake833 no sit sherlock

[@kraftwerklover69]

@@ilovequake833 yeah. Edit: Because they used to sing all the time. And this is just a little comment meme.

[@dameaper3332]

Kid's movie: ends The good guys:

[@saharley]

The blue spy the bad guy

[@Bongbongo]

@@saharley god so true

[@eku.l]

Made it 69 likes

[@ikarishinjifrfr]

@@eku.l funny number

[@gamerman6522]

True

[@SushiScion]

0:03 Me winning the lottery 0:05 Family members I've never met before

[@fakeporpss3237]

demoman: the one uncle you have never heard about before

[@NavrajThapa2002]

don't forget *"friends"*

[@lukeinafter1293]

That kid that was in your kindergarten class:

[@rolph5967]

yes

[@瀚文-q3w]

Lol

[@OmegaPlayer675]

The end of Blue spy getting clapped by the red spy had made my day

[@Fr0sh1tz]

Ayo ',:(

[@romeobigcas6198]

No he got backstabbed

[@Javulm1]

You mean backstabbed 🤣

[@Wayne-vb5tn]

Team Fortress 2: **gets a major update after so long** Everybody:

[@v0lny886]

Valve has cancelled updates on TF2 due to nobody ever working on it.

[@AOV1124]

ㅤ

[@mislavgrosinic5584]

@@v0lny886 yeah , with that 130k

[@mewked]

In Shrek voice : *lIkE tHaTs EvER gOnnA hApPen*

[@tylazermk8271]

When? Where? Oh yeah valve wouldn't ****ing dare

[@Mr.Comedian42069]

The tf2 community explained in 24 seconds Edit: #SaveTf2

[@little_luna9521]

TF2 dancing when it’s my birthday 😅🥳🎁🎉🎊🎈

[@warrensimpson2287]

Why reply now

[@itscyan8343]

You forgot the bots in casual now.

[@alwaysgaming7263]

Ya

[@whittyzinhopistola8117]

Realy

[@Flapjackyeah]

Overwatch community: Ah! we haven't had an update or a new hero for two weeks! TF2 community after they get a new update in under two years:

[@Mr.Skeleton-El]

At least the tf2 updates are quality! Overwatch updates be like: We added a new character, it sucks and we’ll make it broken next patch, oh yeah that dwarf is crap now, oh yeah that monky? He’s broken now

[@MacobstonProductions]

69th like

[@therealgru5558]

Macobston Productions nice

[@elcobra98]

@@Mr.Skeleton-El >Quality >Meat Your Match I still love the game

[@AbsoluteWarlord1]

@@Mr.Skeleton-El this is very inaccurate usually the new hero is great with broken bugs in the beginning the get nerfed to still a good pick but not as overpowered as they were before. Torb is god tier winston is mediocre. I love both of these games as much as the next guy but still play OW a bit more

[@happymark1668]

0% Drugs 10% Violence 10% Soldier Salute 80% Kazotsky kick

[@RuthlessDarknes5]

I woukd not say 0 (demo is pretty much always drunk)

[@jmanbenoit3812]

​@@RuthlessDarknes5 technically that's alcohol

[@pacifistichuman82649]

i wouldn't necessarily say 10% violence

[@happymark1668]

@@pacifistichuman82649 Spy?

[@pacifistichuman82649]

@@happymark1668 THE BACKGROUND CORPSES

[@KCKrumbcake]

Fun fact about the Kazotsky Kick: The sound file is called "Cossack_Sandvich"

[@Mas-cm6cy]

omg lol

[@jpettltd]

Sounds like a wojak

[@donnyexoduz3356]

@@Mas-cm6cy the reason of this is because The Zaporozhian Cossacks of Ukraine invented this dance

[@givemewater114]

and the animation is dance_russian or something like that

[@AroShadeWeaver]

@@RavenMatthew because _sandvich_

[@gloom5405]

The Dude selling the house : 20 People killed them self in This house Horror Movie Family :

[@martinn8311]

If you count RED as the family, they killed them all.

[@음치킨-m9x]

@@martinn8311 haha You're funny man haha

[@ryanhernandez1877]

The family is 20? Hmmm...

[@martinn8311]

@@ryanhernandez1877 Public servers, and notice how you see only ten people alive? 30 victims of violence, murder and embarasment of someone dancing on their corpse.

[@ryanhernandez1877]

@@martinn8311 Ah. I see.

[@iceninja1997]

Fortnite when you dance while in battle: gets shot immediately TF2 when you dance even if you are in the enemy base:

[@cendolzx3861]

Turn the server into friendly

[@lighttank3905]

Im the best hoovy ok

[@aussiebullet]

Sadly when you try and befriend the enemies in fortnite, it could get yourself banned for “teaming”

[@SwirlsOhMy]

@@aussiebullet I guess I get why but if you really wanna dance with people you can also just go into a Creative map

[@walter4085]

Tf2 is a good game unlike fornite tbh

[@themonkeyman2910]

The class after the teacher leaves the classroom for 0.001 seconds:

[@aidan_5466]

Mom: don’t play that game it’s violent! The game:

[@ziqrsx]

just wear pyrovision

[@canadianbacon2693]

The game: Shows a bunch of people dancing around mangled corpses

[@engineertf2437]

just turn off blood and gore with console commands

[@thegongoolzler2677]

@@ziqrsx Good point

[@cosmic7972]

@@engineertf2437 wait there is a setting for that!?

[@somerandomguy9292]

0:10 i love that shot of sniper and the medic

[@timmodoxx1834]

kz kash i love it too because i like how they taunt together

[@Sufferneer]

(Y) Same

[@colourblindchalk]

They fit so well together

[@Johndoe200I]

You meant 0:11

[@somerandomguy9292]

@@Johndoe200I bro.... Dose it matter

[@goofdoof2903]

When the teacher leaves the classroom for 5 minutes:

[@gavb1]

5 minutes? In my school its 1 second

[@Ben-wj5xc]

@@gavb1 1 second? in my school its never

[@rubyportal1249]

Wait you guys had seconds and minutes?

[@marknaden6865]

I actually done that when I was at school

[@AmzSpider_man]

@@Ben-wj5xc Never In my School 1 hour

[@RazorRatics]

Rest in piece Rick may... May you find yourself with buckets in heaven.. o7....

[@michalsobotka7558]

And with teleporters and bread

[@seekerofgoods]

Tf2: gets a content update Everyone:

[@HybridHenderson]

*cries in happiness*

[@UrielDripper]

*cries in bullets*

[@inferno9132]

Turns out its just updated the locolization files

[@lebronthegoat3670]

cries in *UPDATED LOCALIZATION FILES*

[@RandomPerson-cm2wg]

Welp, atleast the lagbots are dead.

[@SDRlegacy]

Overwatch taunts: i will restore my honor Tf2 taunts: russian folk dance

[@lolbitandftfoxysayhello6262]

As a Overwatch and tf2 player I agree with you

[@Antonhannel]

Kozatskiy kick is Ukrainian dance! Remember that. But that gives me one theory that Heavy have relatives in Ukraine because of Kozatskiy kick. And maybe they even from Zaporizhzhya region...

[@Antonhannel]

@hate-to-hate thank you for remembering me that I'm really shy and only on internet can be really interesting... I just don't know how to start talk with unknown people and cause of.it I struggle to have friends... Well this is internet place where I can find friends and don't struggle

[@rafhaelgonzales3436]

@hate-to-hate i mean i myself dont classify as shy just socially akward and anxious

[@reaper691]

Да

[@johnathanfelder5800]

0:15. Gotta appreciate the red spy. He killed the blu spy so his team could win. He couldn’t dance with the boys, but at least the boys could dance.

[@laylaruan]

“Alright! All of you go and push their last point. I’ll just be here, under this box.”

[@Gagemcninja]

A true team player

[@gingerfallorina437]

Yup

[@r3ked272]

Who's saying he didn't dance off-camera?

[@JoeyGames123]

Have the 666 likes

[@IamNoob_12-R]

Me: *Tries to do kazotsky kick* My legs: *MY TIME HAS COME*

[@porkfreegaming5278]

I swear to god, I love running into lobbies when its just both teams doing this in the middle of the map

[@NummiMees]

Same here

[@justgamingjmq5080]

Just had that a while ago, someone killed all of us and the entire lobby called him party pooper

[@sharkster5106]

hey you can start it too “the only way to make friends” every ~nomal person ever~

[@manoofade1236]

fr

[@epicgamer2864_]

...until the bots join.

[@damienmaymdien6367]

"The tf2 community will fall on March 15th!" The tf2 community on March 15th:

[@shinshi1972]

me: like that's ever gonna happen

[@Doc65_unknown]

@@shinshi1972 shame *’loads shotgun violently’*

[@zacharythompson2269]

So people think the tf2 community will fall today edit: i just realized i read it wrong

[@averageyoutubeuser851]

Good news, we are not dying we are going to live forever! Soldier tf2

[@Rayan-West]

*Say sike right now*

[@TheeMonkeMan]

This is Tf2 in its core essence: dangerous and deranged mercenaries dancing wear wearing silly hats.

[@redninja1258]

Why TF2 will always be the best FPS game

[@kirboderbo3988]

Yup

[@nameless199yes]

If this doesn't play at my funeral, I'm not dying.

[@NigerianCrusader]

funeral? why would you want to die in a world with the Elder Scrolls Online?

[@nameless199yes]

@@NigerianCrusader idk tbh never thought of that

[@NigerianCrusader]

@@nameless199yes Plus a new half life game might be around the corner

[@nameless199yes]

@@NigerianCrusader true

[@Rainestorm999]

We're not dying, we are going to live forever!

[@Jay-nh6um]

Media: The internet is a scary place full of criminals! The internet:

[@gec3v913]

so true

[@SpectacularWolf]

True

[@comentaristadesiempre9059]

But the Mercenaries are criminals

[@comentaristadesiempre9059]

@Hy good point

[@itspizzatime8622]

The media is the worst place of the internet 😂😂😂

[@matthewm0b268]

TF2 Expectations: Bloody,toxic kids, Bad words , Death TF2 Reality:

[@BallSack_123]

When im on 2fort there are bots or toxic kids so we All go to the Intel engies put sentries in Halls that the kids dont go there and we DaNcE

[@xcarof]

@@BallSack_123 yea well, it’s the bot crisis my friend.

[@BallSack_123]

@@xcarof i know

[@fajita1386]

@@xcarof man vs machine, no, man vs bots

[@istoleyunomilesbigmac]

it is a hat simulation and a bit of a dance game less then a shooter

[@RenFlora2404]

Bone:cracks My friend:What was noise? me:Is ze sound of progress my friend

[@denisebernard6990]

Renato memes I can do in with no crack

[@Shade45-]

whose your "friend" ?

[@insertverycoolusernamehere]

@@denisebernard6990 Unlimited power

[@illusionmann2650]

Good job, comrade

[@niyazikoken8836]

Ribs grow back

[@sleepychameleon6871]

I love seeing these characters smile. It warms my heart.

[@PythonWood]

While everyone is talking about the dance, can't we talk about that poor Blu spy dancing with no one?

[@gerrifarraday2736]

Oh yeah that is pretty sad. But at least he's doing the dance with his team in heaven!

[@berfaliajimenez2106]

So sad

[@berfaliajimenez2106]

@@gerrifarraday2736 tru

[@soursugar4867]

Press F to I am the spy

[@camrs-9040]

he's capturing the point while everyone dances

[@bryinabrt]

BEST. TAUNT. EVER.

[@yahomieg8611]

+Chasden Cole no

[@sabinea1232]

it is

[@run2u520]

The single taunt that you cannot hope to do in real life without some degree if practice.

[@swiftboi8077]

Indeed

[@pyrrehraus6571]

run2u250 My leg is sore after 3 days of practice, but I still managed to do the Kick. To those who want to learn this, get ready for Sore Legs 4 Days. Not Left 4 Dead 3.

[@swisschese1323]

"EXCEPT FOR THAT ONE GUY WHO IS STILL TRYING TO START A CONGA"

[@Enfix2509]

THAT DAMN SCOUT.

[@ymenchaca5137]

Lazy purple reference?

[@Lifelessly1000]

@@ymenchaca5137 yep

[@tripplordofinconvenience9953]

We need a TF2 character to be playable in Super Smash Bros Ultimate. Please spread the word throughout the TF2 and Smash communities.

[@Enfix2509]

@@tripplordofinconvenience9953 what class are we talking bois

[@stacyvasquez451]

How it feels when you finally find a good team with random people

[@thetexasballtickler]

Football player: is dying badly and is bleeding *Cheerleaders:*

[@gerrifarraday2736]

Because they don't care about anything

[@tamarangarriott917]

Underrated

[@trio656]

You just stole it from me after i deleted it about a month ago...

[@PASTELXENON]

If you actually went to high school you'd know this isn't true. Trust me I was in band, I went to every game and when someone gets hurt literally everyone is silent Tldr not funny didn't laugh, plus you're stupid

[@lebronthegoat3670]

Pastel Xenon man that joke really went over your head

[@boss9mustang404]

So uh, yeah. Funny story. My dad went through my search history and he found this. He thought it was "freakin hysterical"

[@realjameskii]

at least you used incognito mode

[@generalpershingm2656]

The best search history

[@jaidendeprez1842]

Bruh you're dad nosy af

[@yeetinoofer2605]

@@jaidendeprez1842 hey at least his dad is scout

[@boss9mustang404]

If we're talking patriotness (if thats a word) hes soldier

[@countroxy5378]

Overwatch Community: "Overwatch will outlast TF2" *Overwatch 2 Gets confirmed* TF2 Community:

[@nima4538]

@@hydrochloricacid7568 bla bla bla

[@bobmalone3726]

Yeah, that’s why valve sold us the MvM update, for lore purposes. Oh wait...

[@bobmalone3726]

I believe that you need to pay a ticket for an MvM tour, however considering that the items that you get are often (if you have a competent team) enough to justify the cost, I’d say it’s no worse than overwatch loot boxes. On top of that you can still play boot camp for free.

[@bobmalone3726]

For literally 2 dollars.

[@bobmalone3726]

Compared to Overwatch 1 being about 20 dollars.

[@jacksonhersom]

As a Russian I can confirm this is what family reunions look like

[@Fr0sh1tz]

Where tf is the vodka though?

[@MopsLidan]

dude, what does the Cossack kick have to do with the Russians

[@alexpug5162]

@@MopsLidan Kazotsky kick is a russian dance obviously. Russians have danced this way throughout their history, Ukrainian Cossacks have nothing to do with Russian Don Cossacks.

[@MopsLidan]

@@alexpug5162 Don Cossacks were part of the Russian army but were not Russian

[@MopsLidan]

@@alexpug5162 the Don Cossacks were not Muscovites, but they had a Cossack kick and the Ukrainian Cossacks also had a Cossack kick, and even among Belarusians, but Ukrainian gained great popularity and it makes no sense to argue with the facts, even the name Cossack kick comes from the original Ukrainian combat dance hopak

[@dar-k0394]

“We Can Make a religion out of this!”

[@GHS-hw9vj]

Yes brother

[@lotus5770]

*ALL HAIL TF2!*

[@flacovila123]

No don't There's a tax for it

[@vorbereiten4347]

And the bible is the tutorial

[@ivanthesmash4642]

Is this a bill wurz reference

[@soursugarofficial]

Medicine ad disclaimers: may cause depression,shortness of breath, severe tiredness, and lung cancer. The people in the ad:

[@HelloImEnt]

0:15 what actually will happen :

[@Mopsoft]

Stolen comment

[@random_person_i_guess]

Efraim Matz Stolen fun

[@Mex-ge9kj]

666 likes... Satan: **this video**

[@iwenttoohio5045]

Whenever Satan hears this he knows he has to stay the FUCK away from these mercenaries cuz he already got outsmarted by the medic.

[@therealgru5558]

When you’re 0.05 percent Russian:

[@somedude2608]

5 percent ukrainian does it count Edit : ok i got it its an ukrainian dance

[@lordsibuyasgaming9328]

don't know

[@arckoon8300]

I was born in Russia

[@Mopsoft]

Shadow Gamer the dance is from ukranie

[@OverLord115]

@@Mopsoft Ukraine was Russia so...

[@Pyromain3650]

Girls: He's probably out cheating on me! *Me and the boys:*

[@yeetusfeetusfrommc3689]

Karen: “I’m never coming here again” everyone else in the building:

[@maxbjork7804]

City*

[@yeetusfeetusfrommc3689]

galaxy*

[@codybrown3526]

All known universes*

[@rubyportal1249]

Every dimension

[@epik256]

THE MULTIVERSE

[@arm1733]

the class when the teacher disconnects from the meeting because you told them to press alt f4

[@greenlizard9533]

We all got shouted at but it was worth it

[@boomeronet7888]

Goteem

[@Noah-hx9oi]

@@greenlizard9533 You could of used your big brain and muted the teacher when they were shouting.

[@gerrifarraday2736]

The teacher was BLU spy basically.

[@maisuradzedaniel1489]

@@Noah-hx9oi When meeting is planned, it doesn't work.

[@maxisawesome7357]

my teacher played this video to us to explain what the kazotsky kick is. That was great

[@achairwithinternetaccess996]

based teacher

[@RealRExPlayer]

You, my friend, have a gigachad teacher

[@davemonacelli6723]

Where is this school, I need to clone this teacher

[@maxisawesome7357]

@@davemonacelli6723 the school is squidwards education for uneducated children

[@Wembambwe]

W teacher

[@abdullaismail-wl1jw]

"DoNt DeStRoY tHe FurRy CoNvEnTiOn" Me and the boys at the convention:

[@michalsobotka7558]

You mean me and the boys after absolutely destroying the convention

[@trashmammal9203]

Bethesda game: **exists** Every potential glitch ever:

[@zealousdoggo]

Every non-potential glitch ever

[@CygnusTheSilly]

Doom eternal: am I a joke to you Yes I know that game was only published by bethesda and not actually made by them but it's a joke

[@smokeybanjoboy]

@@CygnusTheSilly Bethesda:*Works hard to make a new Fallout* Obsidion:*Still has the best Fallout of all times*

[@wahoo.]

The true and superior lego grievous no that was ID themselves right or they were the creators

[@fastcow7013]

Bethesda patching out 1 bug that causes 10 more

[@speedwagon9754]

Teacher: has mental breakdown Everyone in class:

[@KranosXp]

oh hi best waifu

[@dannyjb1445]

That actually happened in my class irl... My teacher was having some sort of headache but the class was still noisy. At least some of them cared for her.

[@abrahamo2895]

Hello, mr Johnathans stand

[@Evala_eve]

BEST WAIFU

[@diegobrandotheworld9865]

SpeedOwagoooon.

[@lickilicky64]

the claps are the sound of your legs popping as you attempt to replicate this dance.

[@theunderlyinghaterlol7]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[@phatcarno8332]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnn................

[@logitchy]

AAAAAAAHHHHH

[@calixtox]

aAAAAAaaaAaAaAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAaaAaaaaaAaaAAAaaAaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@L4urensky]

AAAAAAaaaaaHHHHHHHGGGGGG

[@silverazur4905]

A kid : almost dies The news five minutes later :

[@TrainMann]

This video is 5 years old yet I see comments from 2 weeks ago It’s the magic of TF2

[@cosmicdunsparce]

We never die we just get autobalanced

[@jaidendeprez1842]

It's the magic of the algorithm

[@ed-edd_andeddy]

TF2 4 life

[@fiendfoliorealnotfake]

Child: gets shot 3 times, stabbed and thrown into a vat of acid by a sentient gingerbread man Oompa loompas:

[@ege7253]

Who is oompa loompa? I love ruining jokes lol

[@aperson4287]

@@ege7253 Character from Charlie and the chocolate factory.

[@Goober_80]

Willy Wonka has some explaining to do

[@minorcomet282]

its because they know what the "chocolate" is actually made of

[@luna28080]

@@minorcomet282 Shit.

[@Pickiest]

"Hey, do spawn killers go to hell?" "No." "What about the people who ruin kazotsky kick lines?" "Straight to hell. To the bottom of the boiling room. All the way down."

[@projectxv3066]

Good,That makes me feel good.

[@gripen777]

The deepest pits of Tartarus are reserved for people like that.

[@gcqen5ucw1x2bgev]

Personally i hate spawn campers more

[@rampage75_25]

@@gcqen5ucw1x2bgev but you do not forgive kazotsky kick murderers, right?

[@gcqen5ucw1x2bgev]

@@rampage75_25 no I absolutely don't

[@alexandraroman4121]

0:11 my boy medic is vibing

[@Redmaster84]

The hero after destroying the whole city to beat the villain

[@notjustinyeetroblox9928]

Y E S

[@w1zz0d45]

Avengers winter soldier in a nutshell

[@alexeyderevnin8618]

Saitama

[@DasKaiserManfred]

Correction: *SOVIET UNION*

[@unfunny4346]

LOL, yEs its 100% accurate

[@dontquestionit_]

I honestly gotta admit how much I love the amount of friendlies there are in TF2

[@sansationalgaming8420]

Yes it it very wholesome

[@eggscalaber7203]

And then there is that one guy who kills of the fun Unchadly

[@dontquestionit_]

@@eggscalaber7203 oh god yeah That one try hard scunt

[@sansationalgaming8420]

@@dontquestionit_ or sniper or spy

[@Hyperonsteam]

I once killed a friendly cause I never knew what friendly's were and now i regret that

[@Auska_3.2.1]

Me and the boys after searching megamind on rule 34 and getting the teacher fired

[@claudiogabrielmoreira9887]

0:14 The teacher who left them a lot of homework

[@RealSwissShady]

@@claudiogabrielmoreira9887 the spy in the box: his drunk husband

[@calespeight9087]

@@RealSwissShady his? Drunk husband?

[@orangeaurora]

@@calespeight9087 ye, so

[@gerragotheallidile]

I don't get it...

[@pacifistichuman82649]

This is quite literally the perfect dance in the universe and I physically cannot be wrong here. I can't imagine how much money VALVe has gotten from the Kazotsky Kick and just the Kazotsky Kick alone.

[@Goldiloxz]

When Soldier saluted *I felt that*

[@thefunnyman4037]

everyone did

[@knightofthemir]

OH MY HART

[@Diamonddragon275]

R.I.P Rick May He’s rocket jumping in the clouds, for he is a star, he shines in the sky like one

[@jazepol]

rick may is saluting to us

[@5spec]

@@Diamonddragon275 COVID: hi Solider: ight peace

[@fantasticfungus6734]

Someone: how many times have you watched this? Me: Y E S

[@gamingoose5033]

I cannot relate more

[@TheresMoreThanOneHer]

haha yes

[@siriustrauxsiriustraux7917]

more than you think

[@youngsmasher5024]

Too many times

[@prophetbon6373]

400,000 times.

[@mochawooof]

Kid: *actually dies* Oompa Loompas:

[@sussybaka6345]

Jeweled Fox stop commenting this

[@vtk.pyr0]

Copypasta

[@symlaassiabelmokhi565]

Whit the oompa loompas are russians ?

[@DJWixel]

Shut up unoriginal comment

[@dantesayavedra402]

XD

[@thegamingdutchman4660]

Me and the boys 5 seconds after commiting crimes against humanity and mentally abusing eachother

[@quitequeerquesadilla]

"This is why I hate video games, it appeals to the male fantasy" The male fantasy:

[@gabrielchasecanceladosinap3959]

Everyone wants to dance dear~

[@namedless]

Friends

[@gabrielchasecanceladosinap3959]

@@aproe610 i know :T

[@justDerekk]

I love to be a man

[@the_sasy]

Fun with the homies

[@freya9499]

The best reason to be friendly

[@Alex_From_Florida]

Karen: I’m never coming back to this store The employees:

[@drmrdoctormister]

This is very underrated

[@iaintgonna3717]

Yeah, I have no idea why they even bother saying that. Any one Karen is but a drop in the bucket of customers an establishment recieves on a given day.

[@justarobloxnoob2678]

@David Froese WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT?!

[@toastysketches2517]

0:18 the manager be like:

[@leonardlyletrillana9789]

360th like

[@Amarenamann]

I remember dancing this dance once upon a time... It ended up with me having a concussion. Good times.

[@dd6742]

*This is why no one can ever replace tf2*

[@ikabutshoponsid5192]

Not even call of duty right?😆😆😆

[@ikabutshoponsid5192]

@@spycrab3131 are you sure about that?

[@staruses]

@@ikabutshoponsid5192 well are

[@staruses]

@@spycrab3131 they aren’t even related

[@GenericPhantom1]

@@ikabutshoponsid5192 But to be honest. Their artstyles don't match. Call of Duty can blend in with other FPS. While TF2 is this whacky thing where a soldier goes around naked fighting bears.

[@awesomemantroll1088]

"Don't play that game! The community is toxic!" The community:

[@balancemanic]

Some of them are toxic kiddies But that doesnt mean the community is bad tho Edit: did I start a world War here?

[@warpey5632]

@@balancemanic The toxic ones get a lot more attention than the more normal people so it causes some stereotypes based off those toxic knuckleheads.

[@redspy6176]

Yes the killed my brother for no apparent reasoning. I would say that was toxic.

[@bolson42]

Someone: *bad at multiplayer game* The same person: THE COMMUNITY IS TOXIC DONT PLAY IT

[@quaker47]

i mean some of it is pretty toxic but yeah it's mostly nice people

[@guacamole9603]

Therapist: Soldier with eyes isnt real, he cant hurt you Soldier with eyes:

[@Tegrius88]

You're gonna despise Engineer with eyes

[@mindprojects2692]

Wait solider has eyes

[@indirajameer9887]

How about seeing pyro with it

[@X3H3X]

The trailer itself shows his eyes for a few seconds

[@Yougotcaged102]

0:18

[@canoistercat]

im sorry but this animation just warms my heart for some reason. i havent touched tf2 in so long, but all i know is that this emote definitely brings the whole TF2 community together. its our symbol of unity. it also serves as massive nostalgia, back when the game and community was at its peak. just seeing the whole merc team dancing and having fun really just makes me happy. i miss tf2 so damn much

[@ziggyiggy4525]

The USSR In other history books: Scary, Dark, horrible, killed many people. *The USSR In Russian history books:*

[@antoniopaganini5700]

I can confirm this

[@SenatorArmstrong2018]

Matt_Loaf Communism is god.

[@hiantidisestablishmentaria1375]

TIBdOBiNSON MCgLOBiNSON ah yes, definitely not a joke.

[@СозданиеБезымянное]

USSR in Russian history books is just like in others',only the "horrible" part is not present.

[@SenatorArmstrong2018]

TIBdOBiNSON MCgLOBiNSON Yes.

[@jchammer7263]

I was just playing and we got a whole server doing this

[@PixaTerra]

We need a video if possible

[@berfaliajimenez2106]

Fun fact (atleast I think it's a fact) You can make the robots dance in MvM

[@LampadaLED]

Berfalia Jimenez whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

[@tahakaradavut8123]

It isnt rare mate

[@forkays]

That’s normal

[@bastardlly6406]

The Earth: **completes an orbit around the sun** Humans:

[@mirelamarusic]

reletable

[@SpoonAlt]

@@mirelamarusic I agree

[@NASCARfan23216]

Me and the boys back in world war 2 killing a lot of Germans

[@dummkopf7981]

@@NASCARfan23216 what if they were just civilians 😳😳

[@mlbbigboy8126]

Aleins: Da Fuq dey doin over there

[@Originally_catchy]

TF2 players when the bot hosters got banned:

[@handlebehindyourdoor]

Victory.