Ke$ha - Mr Watson - Lyrics

Ignore the bit after the lyrics I was like ten when I made this and it's absolutely ridiculous.
I know the song isn't on itunes and before I did tell people to send me their email and I would send them the song but I have over 200 messages asking for the song and my laptop is fucking stupid and slow - not a good combination. all I ask is that you send me your email and tell me you want the song in a message (DO NOT COMMENT OR YOU WON'T GET IT AND YOUR EMAIL WILL BE ON THE COMMENT SO ANYONE CAN MESSAGE YOU) and I will send you it as soon as possible but it could take a long time I apologies but my laptop is a complete bag of wank.

[@balalaikawatson792]

Mrs Watson isn't gonna like this...

[@nerdie_bloop3192]

Or he is 😏

[@otakutoongamer5616]

Your surname is Watson…

[@BroadwayBrittany]

How has the internet not found this song and meme-ified it yet??

[@hannahscamera9709]

It's your calling

[@Yugvijay]

@Do it for the girlz and the gayz thats it! L ol hope they do

[@user-uk9pv4lz5q]

The sherlock fandom did

[@BelgianBisous]

I remember listening to this song back when I was 13 and now I've finished my history master and studying to become a teacher as well. It certainly gets more creepy when you're not the person singing it but being sung about🙃 still incredibly catchy. Kesha's golden

[@jesusbastidas9235]

My high school actually has a history teacher called mr Watson and he wears khakis lmao

[@twixxsticks2806]

Is he hot?

[@jenniferlopez6395]

Hey this is dinny how’s csub my guy lmfao fancy meeting u here

[@boopityboopboop]

can only be confirmed Mr. Watson in the song if he's hot

[@missnuggie8219]

Was he hot tho ...

[@Hansbanananns]

I had to look this up because I didn’t remember if this was real or if it was something my brain made up when I was younger.....

[@indigo1091]

That’s literally me rn, holy shit

[@TherealHoffypoffy]

IKR I knew it existed because I had a crush on my teacher back then and thought this was the music of my life 😂

[@alimoon2575]

ME TOO LMAO

[@JojiBabeh]

Like same girl😂😂

[@missnuggie8219]

If you made this up in your head as a kid …. I’m umm concerned about your childhood

[@Ep82658]

I remember listening to this when I was 12 and now I’m 20

[@Bloooooooooopp]

Same but 23 lmao

[@vikramtrikha9502]

I heard this song when i was like 8 or something on my friend's sister's iPod. I then looped it allnight long. This is the first time ive heard it in years, wow

[@Yugvijay]

Yay

[@mozzarellakrunccy5655]

Vikram Trikha Yeah I had an i'pod too. Dad just put everything on there because he didn't know who Ke$ha was and gave me and my sisters free riign. Bad idea. We used to listen to this and Dinosaur and Peacock by Katie Perry and tease each other about it.

[@AdventureTimeFan844]

Me: *singing the chorus of this song out loud* Mom: Yeah, I slept with my teacher once too. I wouldn't run around telling everyone about it though. Me: I didn't sleep... I- I was singing this.... Mom: Oh dear, I've made things awkward again...

[@jellopackets3770]

Your mom sounds cool as hell man.

[@ootfan7882]

0_0

[@rogersmithh]

your mom sounds like she was raped

[@biabarreto1434]

And then the teacher answers with "Young Girl (Don't Stand So Close to Me)".

[@FlashakaViolet]

+Bia Barreto lol

[@oliviaf4411]

[applause]

[@Jetpussentertainment]

You need an award!

[@Kawaii_W3irdo]

Bia Barreto OMG BEST COMMENT IVE SEEN TODAY😂😂😂😂😂

[@Caroyout55]

why is this not on spotify? I´m so mad hahahahaha

[@xoxomewmewxoxo]

it's unreleased, you'll just have to download it

[@kadenlacey3205]

This world can only be cleaned by fire

[@seancarney5613]

yes

[@socelamcart]

Ikr

[@AYEForApplesauce]

If you spray water. YOU'LL DIE. *INSTANTLY._

[@meowpower08]

-Mr Watson

[@funsize8358]

My former band teacher was Mr. Watson. He wore khaki pants. I've been sitting here. Casually mortified.

[@spenceryume5189]

I’m so mad this isn’t on Spotify I remember having it on my iPod when I was like 10 lmao

[@Erniethecatisawesom]

Oh, Mr. T. I adored English class before, but you made it even more enticing during junior year. Man...

[@jellopackets3770]

This has been stuck in my head for 13 years, I swear. It's so catchy. I walk around the house singing this (and macho man, that bit from buffy the vampire slayer when she's under a spell and she stumbles around the house doing the "Macho macho man, said, I want tobe a machooooo man") like an idiot all the time.

[@cherribomb5422]

I've literally been listening to this for an hour. Help.

[@allanadavidson3755]

So catchy

[@KnivesInMyHeart22]

@@allanadavidson3755 For real, man.

[@crazymonth2294]

I have a history teacher called Mr Watson and he's leaving lol 😂

[@faryalt671]

We were in our science class and our teacher (mr watson) has a page on our school website so we googled his name and this came up. We all started cracking up at how sexual it was and he's just like "dafuq"

[@Yugvijay]

Yay

[@marvelsparadise9598]

The Original Teachers Pet.

[@KnivesInMyHeart22]

Teacher's Pet Part 1

[@dreamingissleeping]

HELPPP ALL THAT.

[@thehtehteotheithe]

Singer: *buys collar and leash* Watson: my job for a pet

[@statenislandgirlx3]

I sent this song to a girl in my class because she was obsessed with one of my teachers. she found out his hockey team from 1995, his birthday, his mother sisters and girlfriends facebook, where he lives, and the square footage of his house. no joke -____-

[@haleyg4250]

shout out to all the mr watsons that were tortured by this song when it was popular

[@CHORTLEBOTZZZ]

When all the Sherlockian's find this song...

[@tbc_cosplay]

*raises hand* They kind of already did xD Ke$halock

[@morningstar..]

Don’t give them ideas.

[@miracle_prelude4392]

It's like a Johnlock AU 😂😂

[@anti_fragile]

this song has the same energy as a dream

[@tammypiper3589]

Your description is A+

[@zana272888]

This song makes me cringe hard, but I just can't stop listening to it.😩

[@AllThingsBread]

I feel that 😔

[@yelling5780]

The forbidden bop

[@Soligeri]

NOT THE OUTRO BEING T SWIZZLE 😭😭

[@matejburic1388]

Ohh 💀

[@jaybos6709]

my history teacher's name is Mr.Watson we showed this to him and he was just like "let's pretend i never saw this"

[@FOREVERshelby1]

Who the hell would dislike this it's soooo funny I crack up every time I hear it!!

[@KIAIK-bn2bl]

MR. WATSON RUN!

[@babylyn3094]

Oh i just cant wait for econ class. Its my favorite hour of the day Up when you lecture i just love your laugh When you smile I shake shake shake I love this man. Kill me.

[@mozzarellakrunccy5655]

Baby Lyn What this song had been about the crazy old teacher at every school? Oh I just can't waeat for algebra class. The way you wander all around. The silence after you repeat yourself, over and over... I love the sound. The overwhelming stench of your collogne Makes it so I don't have to think. Were you this naughty when you taught my dad? Did you sneak to your car and drink? Mr. Young I why don't you return my calls? I light up when you slam your bowling ball On the ground up here on the second floor. But please don't bang that ruler anymore.

[@summersunlight8835]

I hope I get a teacher called Mr Watson and hopefully he is hot. Then I will sing this to him. Haha

[@pastelpainter1206]

Summer Sunlight did you find him yet-

[@emri2275]

The Taylor rapping in the end credits broke out a core memory for me I forgot existed lol

[@saiyamanaka7225]

this is now my favorite song ever anyone watching in 2017 ?

[@saiyamanaka7225]

any one else come from kakusaku video

[@esmbhb97]

this is sooo funny. my history teacher (well, student teacher but he teaches mostly everything) is Mr. Watson. and I have to say, this song certainly fits ;D

[@pinkishgluestick]

At my high school the vice principal was Mr. Watson, he was sooo hot! All the girls thought so and we'd play this song when he walked by and pretend like it was a coincidence XD good times

[@a.c.e.-6316]

Reminds me of Kodomo No Jikan, an anime/manga about a girl falling in love with her teacher.. O_o

[@HannyHopeLove]

There's an amv using this song... It's kinda hilarious though.

[@a.c.e.-6316]

Hanny Hope I know it's fun

[@saramecoolsuper]

All my teachers are old ._.

[@dickeating]

I want you all to remember this song while going into 2020.

[@312348]

And now, most students of 2020 aren’t seeing their teachers in person. Lol.

[@HiChris10]

That description😂 I was 10 when I first saw this video

[@athenakakouri4738]

I JUST WANT SHERLOCK TO SING THIS TO JOHN SOOO BAD AND HE'LL BE WEARING A CROWN AND MYCROFT AND MORIARTY WILL BE THE BACK UP DANCERS

[@Magdalinica]

this is what hiatus does to people. /i want that too crown and a tutu

[@IndigoRose226]

This song and all the Sherlock comments got me to watch Sherlock. And I'm so happy I did now I understand.

[@Magdalinica]

I'd say 'you're welcome', but I've met my fandom. Instead, I'll say 'welcome to hell. Enjoy your stay'.

[@saramecoolsuper]

OMFG YUS

[@snowempathic8347]

I specifically came to this just to like this comment that I knew would be there for me ❤😎

[@Pofuduuk]

Mr watson was my neighbor and i remember he was p.e. teacher when i was in UK, age 3 or 4. Ooo i have to find his number and send him this hahaha :^3 Thanks you made me remember my past :D

[@otakutoongamer5616]

Despite this being my first time hearing this song somehow it feels so nostalgic, especially the chorus.

[@boopityboopboop]

Some anime teachers, this song definitely discribes...

[@LiyahCooper786]

How has no one written a Johnlock fic based on this song as yet?!

[@blaytzy8116]

Liyah Cooper There are many teacher john/student sherlock fics out there and they are great

[@Greeneflower]

teachers are hot and also underpaid

[@SafeTripHome33]

This song would never be released in todays world lmao

[@Toriachip]

Lol my crush is my history teacher and I think of this song when ever I see him. Nice to know I'm not the only one

[@dusacat]

i used to listen to this exact upload when it was first posted! animal since the start 💘

[@saramecoolsuper]

Had a crush on my middle-aged philosophy teacher, totally get it

[@user-rn9lo6qc8z]

Lmao I'm listening to this 11 years later

[@taeobama1730]

....*cough* my cute math teacher 😉

[@Theviewfromabove]

My AP Human Geography teacher's name is Mr. Watson!!! LOL one of my friends posted this video on facebook and I thought that she made this up! Now I can't wait until class tomorrow and everyone knows about this song!

[@redhoodprince5455]

As someone started when I was 14, this song was my anthem!

[@cadycolleen]

This is Sherlocks song to Watson!

[@caarm1ne]

man, i love metal but kesha is just good music... pure fun.

[@TheHarlequinLady]

Me and my friend sung along to this song 100 times and eventually [for fun] we changed some of the lyrics to match our sexy school counselor

[@Abril766tf]

listen, we’ve all been there

[@iamadramaqueen96]

My History teacher is so daym fit, Omg I love this song so much

[@iamadramaqueen96]

I don't know how I'm gunna concentrate in GCSE History for 2 years, My history teacher is so hot, I sit next to a hot guy and now this song will be playing in my head every lesson -_-

[@sickofjessii]

We've all been in this position. :) Although its totally wrong, it's still funny the idea of making a nerdy but sexy teacher uncomfortable that makes me like this song.

[@Swyn_]

.......i cant stop thinking of johnlock xD

[@Aiicyla]

As a BBC Sherlock fan, my head is filled with very interesting mental images of Sherlock and a microphone.

[@Sokobansolver]

Wonder what Mr Watson thought when he listened to this.

[@singingpigeons]

I hated Ke$ha for months and just wanted to scrub her with the rough side of a sponge, but then I heard this song and fell in love! How could I hate somebody when they give me this?

[@starlightfox8982]

When you really need to get an A

[@ghostkittenxx]

Hahah my Socials, English, Advisory, and Guitar teachers name is Mr Watson XD We showed him this and he's like " Lets keep this class educational. I am NOT a fan of this song" XD

[@claramiki7723]

"I won't tell a soul what were gonna do" makes a song about it anyway

[@sammi3nate]

i love this song sooooooo much

[@findmeharry2]

I relate to everyone in here. I wish I was back in middle school... then my friends would sing it with me. Stupid high school. :) Anyways, love the lyrics. ;)

[@xpenguinxxrockerx]

Ha, last year I was in love with my history teacher (: I am at a new school this year and now the quiz league teacher is driving me insane (: lol I love this song!

[@rockbeauty3439]

Reminds me of a teacher in my school. Sadly and happily I'm not in his class because he's a gym coach. I'd chase after him tho tbh. 😂😂

[@haybales2009]

So I was on "My Life Is Average" and some kid posted how Kesha went to their High School and there really is a Mr. Watson! haha

[@mariacabrera5650]

Its kinda weird my history teacher's name is also Mr Watson and always wears khaki pants... Hmmm. Gross.

[@user-rn9lo6qc8z]

The outro tho 💀✋

[@AllThingsBread]

Omg exactly 🥲

[@excitablenerds1901]

My god, John Watson please (I came here because of a Johnlock fanfiction. I am pleased by this well named song 😆👌)

[@katywinters8937]

+ExcitableNerds i came here because of a sherlock crack video xD the name is: Extravagant Quirky Sherlock (crack Video 8) whats the name of the fanfic? :)

[@excitablenerds1901]

+Katy Winters it's on ao3 and it's called Mr. Watson by spadesinspades. It's a bit smutty, so prepare yourself for that haha

[@katywinters8937]

ExcitableNerds cool!! Thanks!! :D and i will be prepared xD

[@sammi3nate]

my friend molly loves my history teacher mr carlson and she hates this song but she sings it a lot and i LOVE this song sooo much

[@avivrosen3631]

Lol this song is hilarious

[@kallyabalem9943]

NOSTALGIC

[@simulation911]

I can never look at my teachers the same way again...

[@jen_sen8508]

This song is actually so good like i would listen to this if it was a little less creepy maybe

[@Rawwr1ful]

Aw when I heard annotations were being removed this was the first video that sprang to mind they always seemed funny to me lmao

[@rosieluvschocolate]

Haha I have a history teacher that my friend is in love with and i'm gonna tell her about this song! XD

[@leighulation]

i'm assuming ke$ha would change the name of the teacher. that's what i'd do at least, haha. in any case, i love this song. it's funny.

[@keicydillah]

LOOOOOOOOOOL

[@anononnymouse2795]

~Mr.Baldi

[@sirene033]

Anononnymouse EXCusemE

[@nightmaregirl3030]

This is an awesome song that disturbs me bc I have a male history teacher and I love history. Also plz tell me I'm not the only 1 who falls in love with historical people (i.e: Napoleon)

[@lydiaminx666]

I wish I had hot teachers smh

[@jaquelynandkaylee]

damn i swear kesha has a song 4 EVERYTHING!!! lmao

[@angelsquig7990]

OMG I have a maths with a teacher named Mr Watson lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kkglen2114]

Gawwwd I forgot how dirty this was 😭 I can’t believe I listened to this at 15 😭😭😭😭

[@AlliyahKhalifa]

I CAME HERE FOR THE SHERLOCKIANS AND JOHNLOCK!!!!!!!!!!

[@KaylaaBeliebz]

LOL i sent this too my friend. shes in love with a teacher and it makes me laugh that this song is sooo her XDD!

[@janielc]

Sherlock?

[@gizemgonenc5342]

Am I the only one who thought about John Watson when I saw the title?

[@amy2154]

No , you are not the only one . Jhon Watson is so ... charming

[@gizemgonenc5342]

+Amy Tomlinson :)

[@sheezusx2]

This reminds me of Innocent High by BOTDF

[@emilyrtoogoodxx]

we have a teacher called mr watson at our school and he's just been fired for sleeping with a sixth former! and we played this in the common room loooool

[@trenton098ify]

I have a teacher named Mr Watson, when I showed him this song he freaked

[@Evceleb]

This...this is just...TOO RELEVANT

[@Ingerstyle]

my fav kesha song for sure!

[@Tynami22]

hahaha i love your reaction to your 10 year old self at the end of the video- it was an awkward stage for us all LOL