Keanu Reeves: Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis | Netflix Is A Joke

Keanu Reeves sat down with Zach Galifianakis to compare scars, discuss his lack of awards, and listen to Zach recite his deep poem.
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[@garyghost7169]

“I don’t have that many awards” give this man some fucking awards

[@onerandombruh]

Actually, he deserves a lot of awards considering he has several movies where his acting is outstanding...

[@garyghost7169]

@@onerandombruh I know, thats what I’m saying

[@danieliw1473]

🤣👍🤘

[@onistag]

True! Should we give him an award for emotionless guy #1 or emotionless guy #2? How about aging actor insisting on doing his own fight scenes, making the scenes look choppy and stiff?

[@skrap1072]

@@onerandombruh I mean he's a pretty flat actor, he's starred in a lot of good movies but he's not exactly known for his high range of performances.

[@xra3502]

Keanu searching camera to say hi is so underrated

[@vrilmaxxed]

That moment was gold lol

[@DogStarAstrology]

I concur 🤓

[@lanceuppercut7477]

Absolutely, couldn’t agree more. Makes me laugh every time 😂👍

[@requiemghost999darkrender3]

Hey!

[@jbogle531]

I laughed so hard. Lol

[@firefox3539]

The way Keanu looks around at around 0:12 and then finds the camera and gives that slight nod 🤣

[@aydengaming7337]

Exactly what a really nice person would do 😭😂

[@hobodarkness7696]

Dr glaucomflecken jonathan nod

[@GingerNinjaaahh]

I can't help it, that detail gave me golden retriever vibes

[@V8AmericanMuscleCar]

😅

[@redwolfe7049]

@@GingerNinjaaahh I nodded with him lol

[@nickytijtgat4936]

The triple take by Keanu to find the camera at the start, then the polite yet annoyed nod, I'm already dying lmao

[@keanureeves666]

Hello gorgeous Thanks for the utmost love and moral support,☺️

[@beleetbparis945]

​@@keanureeves666привет красавсик ❤❤❤❤❤

[@scent007]

"Right now I'm acting like this is fun... How am I doing 😂?" One of the best comebacks in the whole series.

[@nrussell355]

Doesn’t hold a candle to Jennifer Lawrence telling him he should be off pudding. I peed a little after that one.

[@Chimera_166]

Watch Obama's episode

[@scent007]

@task force whisky may be for you it's not a good comeback. It's okay

[@ladykfirst]

Epic

[@cr-it5lh]

nothing gonna top brad launching his gum at zach lol..

[@mr.j.3271]

"I'm acting like I'm having fun... how am I doing?" Keanu acting mean made my day.

[@ekklesiast]

I think I heard this joke already

[@HPWolfgang]

Acting like he's having fun. Clearly not having fun. Reeves is terrible actor confirmed.

[@thepianojuggler]

Chad Rylander Keanu is actually having fun but acting like he's not having fun while purposely badly acting like he's having fun. So meta! 😝

[@seojinkimactress]

Idk I always felt that was super polite trying hard to suppress his anger. He’s a quarter Chinese and I recognize that Asian style of bottled anger wrapped in politeness

[@BranZHamZ]

I'm guessing you havent seen ass hole Keanu in that asian romance movie. Wish I could remember the name

[@edvinparmeza1298]

He has perfected the skill to be "Canadian" mad

[@annalisavajda252]

Yeah when it was Brad Pitt Brad just spit his gum in his face I wouldn't expect Keanu to do that he does swear at paparazzi and give them the finger sometimes though I like assertive Keanu.

[@jaimieseejaimiedo]

So true 🇨🇦🇨🇦

[@elijahjakobsen7898]

You mean perfected the way to not be full tropic thunder? It's pretty easy if your "back into it" with some "elbow grease"

[@fredericklockard3854]

The way he delivered “how am I, doing” is perfect and hilarious.

[@KeanuReeves-qh5dh]

Thank you very much for your love and support. How are you doing fan?

[@shahirabdullah5438]

Keanu looking for the camera to smile and introduce himself is so wholesome

[@markanthonyhiggins1872]

That part alone killed me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ar.azwanramli]

That was a hilarious moment of the entire thing 🤣🤣🤣

[@valkyrie9646]

It was incredibly sweet.

[@huzaifahismail469]

I just lost it when he nod a little a bit 😂😂😂

[@lunch2102]

For some reason it felt personal, like he was looking for me.. 😂

[@MONSTERaider]

I bet being mean to Keanu even by acting is very difficult, he is a sweet person.

[@futurebuilding]

It's not hard for Galifianakis because he hates himself.

[@cc-zn2ty]

Agreed even people who don’t like him which are few say he’s a down to earth, super approachable, really nice guy.

[@cc-zn2ty]

@Jake Hishon good one bro oh that’s great !!!

[@MIngalls]

I love watching the outtakes. They all crack up after every mean line because its sooo mean lmao.

[@irgendsoeintyp1981]

I would give you a like but 420 is fine :D

[@TheFiddleFaddle]

Keanu acting impatient with anyone is the real acting gold here 😆

[@Sharonli23345]

Eternity feels shorter than this 🤣

[@notsohandyandy]

Keanu acting like he'd ever actually get this mad at someone is probably his most impressive performance of all time.

[@coleyounger6256]

@@andydufresne8034 no Andy. It's not real lol. I can't believe you just said that

[@warrenjensen4670]

@@andydufresne8034 I bet you also think American wrestling is real and unscripted and unchoreographed.

[@warrenjensen4670]

@@andydufresne8034 I'm not boasting about being smart, but you think this Zac/Keanu interview is real, you wrote a novel about it up above, so....

[@royroos8036]

@@andydufresne8034 just watch some bloopers of this show, then watch the episodes and you see why they are called actors... my god 🤦‍♂️

[@chickencurry420]

@@andydufresne8034 You're acting like no one's heard of Zach Galafanakis and aren't actively aware that he is a comedian. And I'm sure he would've done *some* research on the show. A single Google search would tell him everything he needs to know. And Keanu's not dumb, he would've figured it out one way or another. And even if he went in blind, he would at least pick up that there's some tongue in cheek to the whole interview pretty quick.

[@joshuam6058]

Keanu trying not to laugh when he asked if neo is Jewish killed me 😂

[@tuffkay7864]

@task force whisky when you dont realize this video is making fun of people like you

[@marcellking2792]

Lool

[@freebee8221]

Thats why he had his peen removed

[@markokecman1177]

Well, that makes sense considering the name of the human city in the real world - Zion Lebanon is also near Israel so that also, kinda, makes sense...

[@Swashbuckler9x]

@@markokecman1177 israel is near Lebanon* 😉

[@S1N1CAL]

Even when he gets mad he's still so polite.

[@Keanureeves32194]

Hu

[@alecjones4676]

He never got mad lol, it might not be totally scripted but the interviewees are totally in on the joke

[@punawelewele]

This is the most I've seen Keanu speak in the last 10 years.

[@dani2229]

“Have you ever considered researching a character that has taken acting classes?” lmao they’re both great

[@extrm161]

Y kzbin.info/www/bejne/aniZlmeKlq-roas

[@jisazuramee1006]

The funny thing is Keanu has admitted numerous times that he's a terrible actor 🤣

[@tammyshinault4758]

The interviewer, Zach is an an absolute jerk. Keanu Reeves is a talented Megastar.

[@tammyshinault4758]

@@jisazuramee1006 This is false. Keanu Reeves is a Megastar, talented, successful, an excellent entrepreneur, noble and charitable. Keanu Reeves is also polite to all of his fans. Keanu Reeves is so down to earth and handsome.

[@tammyshinault4758]

Keanu Reeves handled that interview with class.

[@Rob-dd7dm]

*"Right now I'm acting like this is fun. How am I doing?"*

[@johnnoe1648]

Lol

[@hectorftraducciones2785]

boom

[@lucaspelegrino1]

Not too good

[@shawnlapointe8020]

I loved that

[@Rob-dd7dm]

@@keanureeves156 👀

[@Omarious201]

“And the worse would be reading this poem” that was good 😅

[@leticiagibson2315]

Keanu Reefs. I am cry laughing. 😂😂😂

[@Keannu-ci3hi]

Thanks for your unconditional love and support, where are you located?..

[@TheMastblaster]

Keanu Reeves doesn't need awards to know he's a badass he just is.

[@american11asshole]

Facts

[@Ghostface94]

I agree. He doesn't need em everyone respects him and loves him. No awards needed

[@sowhat...]

@@Ghostface94 everyone respects and loves him? What about some things mentioned in this video which are also true like some people make fun of him or whatever?

[@spencerburchettmusic8145]

And he knows that hence why he probably doesn't care much about awards they're just items he knows we love him and he doesn't need awards to be a good actor

[@TheDoggo07]

*Reefs

[@stoicroman9423]

“Eternity feels shorter than this” - ahaha I died after thus

[@nvmjec]

Touche. Am i doing that right

[@mr.mackey6012]

Google global truth project and click 'The Present" tab if you want to learn the truth about life/death. If everyone sees this text, it will turn the world right-side up

[@nvmjec]

@@mr.mackey6012 no touche for u

[@bpcgaming8067]

@@mr.mackey6012 drugs are bad, mmmkay. Should probably lay off them for awhile.

[@Amalekites]

Thus?

[@finnpeakzor]

This is one of the best interviews i´ve ever seen 😂

[@DepthFromAbove]

This isn’t even one of Two Fern’s best.

[@finnpeakzor]

@@DepthFromAbove Good to know... Like I previously commented "one of the best interviews I HAVE ever seen". Thank you for your insightful and meaningless input on the matter. Im 100% sure theres a bunch of better interviews out there which I havent seen and never will, but do keep me posted. 😘

[@DepthFromAbove]

@@finnpeakzor so go see better one’s, muppet potato. I gotta spell out your entire life, my guy? Lulls.

[@finnpeakzor]

@@DepthFromAbove 😂 keep on rocking in the internet.

[@THCMusicBlog]

the Bradley cooper one is hilarious too

[@Ben_Mdws]

The two of them trying not to laugh at 2:20 is beautiful

[@itkojecockot]

love how he's trying to look like he's not laughing his ass off inside :D:D

[@ana_boogie7168]

There were a couple of times where you see him break 😂

[@TheJS2010]

@@ana_boogie7168 t hi y. T... 6. By b be t .. u. Be chubby n be tight guy. B thought y.. b be g& hi by by b r bc I'm not be in t.. t ]t.. . To ttrr

[@lewis3853]

I didn’t catch him break.

[@arcsensor]

@@lewis3853 He starts to when he asks where the awards are kept.

[@brandonl7475]

@@ana_boogie7168 would you say that there was a ..point break?

[@PhoenixwayNet]

"I'm acting like this is fun. How am I doing?" "Eternity feels shorter than this." Awesome.

[@isaacdarioramirez]

the best part is how Keanu say that.

[@jhonwick9875]

Keanu

[@expatinbrazil]

Keanu is amazing!

[@MichaelMici16]

Keanu Reeves is a great and down-to-earth person. It’s always a joy to hear what he has to say.

[@tylerdavis6919]

This may be the funniest episode. Keanu acting slightly mean is hilarious

[@extraphobic7710]

"Right now I'm acting like this is fun" Absolute Savage

[@chrisarbour]

"Eternity feels shorter than this" "Touche" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@wardcaller]

"Touche"

[@Psycorde]

@@wardcaller touche

[@wensafu8108]

Keanu is one of the best actors to me. His devotion just shows every second in a movie.

[@More-than-ladyboys]

Really? He seems like a decent chap but best actor??

[@ViolentCabbage-ym7ko]

@@More-than-ladyboysBest actor to him. It's his opinion

[@josecarranza4207]

He was good in "the gift" and "speed" his worst are probably "little buddha and dracula"

[@HighPriestestDRJ2029]

😆🤣😂😹"Heavy Sigh." Too done

[@Valhalla.Studio]

Had no idea Keanu Reeves was born in Beirut Lebanon, wasn't expecting to actually learn something from between two ferns hahaha!

[@suomixs3506]

Beirut went boom haha 😂

[@baki8655]

He is not Muslim, his parents were only working in Lebanon. He is half Asian half white.

[@Arcadian_Leontus]

M A stop the lies 😂😭😂

[@68ahil]

@@suomixs3506 Why does ur comment even have likes

[@carclain123]

@@baki8655 you realize anybody can be Muslim right? It's a religion, not an ethnicity. You're an idiot

[@joshuafuller2536]

Zach is brave. He's lucky John Wick is a patient man

[@joshuafuller2536]

@unusual score I grew up with Bill and Ted. Quit trying to guess my age.

[@Andrew-zt3bf]

You know this is scripted acting right?

[@joshuafuller2536]

@@Andrew-zt3bf yes. Im fully aware. Iv seen the behind the scenes and outtakes

[@vCLOWNSHOESv]

This is satire.

[@joshuafuller2536]

@@vCLOWNSHOESv fully aware.

[@alguientienequehacerlo7086]

3:53 "If ur gonna read the poem, read the poem, man!" hahahahaaha pure gold

[@keanureeve1282]

Lovely poem

[@JesusIsKing96]

What a great SOH Keanu has. This takes humility. He’s a good guy.

[@keennickolas8575]

"I am acting now, like this is fun ... how am I doing?" *cold look * ... xDDD

[@kerothehero9239]

cold look, and yet still somewhat composed

[@mikek7660]

That's before the wick comes out

[@elvancor]

Irony is, he was doing badly. He wasn't acting like it was fun at all.

[@MrAlipatik]

lllomao!

[@s2Productionz]

i legit wouldve flipped my shit lol straight eric andre the whole show

[@jrichieander6832]

“Walked out of the movie lake house” Keanu fight that man 😂😂😂

[@tylerdoty1840]

The movies was horrendous soooo LOL

[@billybob4159]

😂😂

[@kitsugbo]

@@tylerdoty1840 naw! well, yeah, scratching my head on that ending. lol

[@Drawnartist]

Hilarious

[@thetruthwillsetyoufree7912]

I loved it . Anything with Sandra and keanu is a huge win win for me 😍

[@Oliviamed891]

I love how patient Keanu is...he is really trying hard not to respond negatively he keeps taking breaths lol

[@KeanuReeves-si8vg]

Hello lady Thanks for your continues love and support,thats what keeps me going..how long have you been a fan of mine ?

[@KeanuReeves-kj5vo]

Hi Olivia hope all is well and you enjoyed my movie s

[@spimbles]

oh my god its both Keanu Reeves AND Keanu Reeves!!!!! omg!!!!!!!!! 😱😱😱

[@josephluis3177]

hes in on it lol

[@jsayol]

I just noticed the subtle ankle monitor under the sock. What a nice touch!

[@AleQuag]

It's literally impossible to dislike Keanu

[@ellieanator]

i absolutely adore him, but i’m ngl i find him really intimidating at times and that kind of scares me away lol

[@ellieanator]

that still doesn’t stop me from regularly indulging in any form of content with him though

[@doctordoom4458]

You must be a really lonely and an unlikeable individual if you hate this man that's for sure

[@spaghettioverlord3247]

Yeah, unless you watch his movies.

[@user-yt2ic8yg5n]

@@ellieanator Thanks for the love,care and support. It'll be a pleasure talking to you privately, where are you from?

[@perrinmuma]

"Right now I'm acting like this is fun, how I'm I doing?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂damn Reeves

[@komalahayes1535]

😂😂😂

[@dakota481]

🤣🤣🤣 🇺🇸👍🏻🇺🇸👌🏻🇺🇸✊🏻🇺🇸

[@cordellsenior9935]

You saved me from quoting it. LOL.

[@Dilmira-wd6xs]

I can’t believe he’s the best fighter and so calm. He’s respect to people is adorable.

[@jesusmaryandjoseph6]

Keanu you're the best, we love you!

[@tachi6771]

Keanu saying "I don't have many rewards," as he looks down, made me very very sad 😢

[@bakeralalwani7890]

he doesnt care about awards

[@keaunreeves3324]

Greetings

[@keaunreeves3324]

Greetings

[@tachi6771]

@@keaunreeves3324 pleasure to meet you

[@keaunreeves3324]

@@tachi6771 you are welcome do you have WhatsApp or Hangout

[@alexsh4517]

"Is that why your movies feel like an eternity?" "Well, , eternity feels shorter than this."

[@goncalovieira2243]

"touché"

[@xxCrimsonSpiritxx]

@@goncalovieira2243 touche ?

[@Iproductions0]

That's his way of saying the rumors about him being immortal are true

[@erispe]

Touchy

[@Poecilia1963]

The only way he could know that is if he is immortal. I think he let the cat out of the bag there.

[@WilliamHBaird-eq2hp]

"Toucher!" 🥰

[@gregdolan7801]

This is without a doubt the funniest episode of this I’ve ever watched.

[@PEPEdela110]

he is a smooth cool cat

[@SR-bu6kz]

Yeah he really is, Keanu is all right too

[@trashstarr]

why is this the top comment

[@jordanabeaulieu2530]

I have to confess that I don't get Zach Galifianakis' humor but apparently people find him hilarious

[@clevertaco306]

keanu is almost as smooth.

[@keanureeves3749]

Hi

[@storybard4438]

“Right now I’m acting like this is fun. How. Am. I. Doing.” I see Baba Yaga burns people to death as well.

[@CoolStory-Bro]

"It could always be worse". This is the thought I had getting me through this last week.

[@stevepayne5965]

Never forget that things can always get worse before they get even worse. Have a great day!

[@georgemcclinton1684]

That grunt off exasperation at the end, Ferns always brings a laugh.Nice work lads.

[@fantasyyeti3712]

Keanu is the only actor I believe acting like he's pissed/annoyed is painful.

[@keanureeves156]

Thanks for your beautiful comment, how are you doing?

[@darkman4747]

@@daveshephard3412 does that bullshit still exists?

[@iamzero2238]

I can see the John wick wanting to crawl out of Keanu Reeves and punch Zach in the face.

[@sedditguy1836]

"Punch"? more like "fuck!". Fuck that thicc beard off of Zaddy's face.

[@russellzauner]

W I C CCC ing HARD gaze

[@russellzauner]

I think the direction given to the people he interviews are to be as themselves as themselves can be themselves, basically act like a character of themselves, but just like them.

[@Anthony-mf3pu]

With a pencil

[@requiemghost999darkrender3]

Lolol

[@WhoopAssStew_]

The delivery of “How am I doing?” is so hilariously perfect

[@ds2disciple]

Keanu on Between Two Ferns is the 2020 reunion we needed but didn't deserve

[@joshuacalkins]

Abner Lainez reunion? With ferns?

[@Nergal_Slayer]

True

[@anustwist6305]

Did you watch the movie?

[@joshuacalkins]

Anus twist Oh, Keanu was in the movie... When I realized the movie had a script and plot line I lost interest. The semi-spontaneous dance can be so funny, it doesn’t need a framing storyline.

[@rafaellima83]

@@joshuacalkins All "Between Two Ferns" episodes are scripted. All of them.

[@Terdfertersen]

When Zach started stomping for yes and no I about fucking died.

[@jamelareyes6549]

Lost my shit

[@sad.brokenhelplesskid163]

@@keanureeves349 is that really ?

[@ray.deathray]

@@sad.brokenhelplesskid163 lol no. this is 100% spam/scam

[@kristinesmart6708]

That's how they train horses....I was laughing so hard & long, had to replay interview!!!!

[@beyoncesdaughter9128]

That intro of keanu nodding his head when he's saying his name multiple times 😆😂😂😂

[@AmandaStandish-bf6tq]

Keanu is amazing! Love his acting and his movies! Great man!!!❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@josephabdo6664]

Keanu is an amazing human being, doesnt let his fame get too his head and he is just so damn cool. awesome dude

[@jeremyphillips3087]

Pretty easy when youre an internationally beloved movie star

[@Zaxamaphone]

@@jeremyphillips3087 if anything it makes it harder. People constantly in your face and that's excluding the paparazzi. Much easier to be a good person when you don't have fame in my opinion.

[@mnunez10]

@Pakistan a Chinese Colony ✌️✌️ lmfao you really believe his acting is crap? maybe you should lookup john wick and see the reviews.

[@extrm161]

E kzbin.info/www/bejne/aniZlmeKlq-roas

[@bayelen4503]

Siento que no puede ser malo aunque quisiera

[@jackma77]

Zach: In the matrix, Neo is the chosen one. So, he’s Jewish? Keanu: I’m sorry, what?! 😂 😂 😂 💀

[@TheBardeng]

Jesus

[@stephenking5081]

This one killed me too 💀

[@Kitajima2]

@@MurWar Username "kamikaze". Seeming expert in Islamic eschatology. Not sus at all

[@lightningmcdweeb]

idg the reference explain ??

[@PastorDavidWFresch]

@@lightningmcdweeb Jesus is the chosen one. He was born as a Jew.

[@RashawnEvans-me8eq]

Was a introspective and thoughtful poem,Keanu as always gives u a manual for how to be a better version of yourself.

[@hannahtyron142]

Love Keanu

[@Keanucharlesreeves9964]

Greetings from Keanu Reeves. It’s been an utmost pleasure talking to you. Where are you from.?

[@ritakaryne6224]

this man seriously speaks a few words.. always keeps it short and straight to the point😂

[@FreezyAbitKT7A]

at least he doesn't make up words to bolster a 7 year old's vocabulary like "bigliest"

[@user-yt2ic8yg5n]

Thanks for the love,care and support. It'll be a pleasure talking to you privately, where are you from??

[@cosmicraysshotsintothelight]

But he wanted to say a number bigger than a hundred which is why he paused. It was a dick... I mean trick question.

[@heelmoxley365]

Zach should just randomly drop more episodes of this , they’re too funny.

[@SoledadGooner]

I absolutely love Lake House. One of my all time favorite ones. That intro song still haunts me, sometimes I listen to it for hours.

[@nicholassmith7582]

The best part of this clip is the very end of this clip. "So the worst would be reading this poem" and Keanu Reeves exhalation and then the cut to, brilliant comedic timing 😁

[@Hassan-zw9tb]

touché

[@gurubiburoga6337]

"Huuh..."😂

[@robbaldwin4865]

@@Hassan-zw9tbdonuttranslate

[@eulogy_9815]

he broke Keanu which partially broke himself after saying "I usually High five after that" because his Spud Mckenzie line was high quality. Thought i'd bring you back to enjoy this again

[@BigEZ95]

Keanu would never be this upset. Impossible.

[@q......]

That's called acting.

[@komalahayes1535]

This show is a comedy bit. He gets to be funny/weird/twisted... WHATEVER THE HELL HE WANTS!!! And it's STILL SEXY!😊💛💛💛

[@chuuweec.8080]

q what if he was really that upset and being the cool nice guy was actually all an act?

[@hummingbird_saltalamakia]

Guys, it's a joke and everyone on between two ferns knows the questions Zach is gonna ask before hand. He wasn't legitimately bothered

[@q......]

@@hummingbird_saltalamakia I think everyone here is in on the joke as well. It's obvious if you have watched more than one of these that it's painfully obvious it's supposed to be exactly like that and... the guest is in on it. Like I said, it's called acting.

[@pedromiguel6011]

"...and the worst would be reading the poem...?" 😄 - Brilliant. Two Great Actors 🙂

[@pavelkish7142]

Zach can just looka at me without saying anything.. and only that already enough to make me LAUGH LOL. I love that serious face.

[@UrbanOutlawsSk8Co]

Keanu is a goddamn national treasure. He doesn't take himself seriously

[@tracy4179]

@ UrbanOutlawsSk8Co... He is no Nick Cage, but excellent no doubt😜😂.. um yeah 🥴😑🙄😣😒😶... no? 👂🏼🦗🦗

[@faku2534]

@@tracy4179 you good man?

[@randomthings7359]

FAKU I think he had a stroke

[@lizadoesray]

A Canadian national treasure.

[@HealthyAndrew]

Don't say goddamn

[@kingsblade7143]

Keanu: "well right now I'm pretending that I'm having fun." *John wick death stare* "How am I doing?" Zack: *slides the pens and pencils away*

[@mikek7660]

That moment gave me chills lol

[@joshuabutler7650]

With a pencil...A fucking pencil!!!

[@looneymartelino3989]

If the man was on his John Wick mode, he can just pluck a piece of leaf from the fern and cut Zach's throat....

[@Gunngirl]

@@looneymartelino3989 😂

[@horatioguevara7597]

Yes. We all clicked on, and consequently watched the video, seeing this scene.

[@safeysmith6720]

I love how he just sighs at the end! 😅😅

[@user-yt2ic8yg5n]

Thanks for the love,care and support. It'll be a pleasure talking to you privately, where are you from??

[@keanureeve1282]

Thanks

[@cicstommy]

“Eternity feels shorter than this” ☠️ ⚰️ 💯 😂😂😅

[@scotth1807]

"Keanu Reefs- Bill or Ted" I'm dying

[@melonte]

I didn't get that one! Explain anyone please :)

[@Wavemaninawe]

@@melonte His title card at 0:25

[@roems6396]

Theodor He was in the movie Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure. Zack is too uninterested to even bother researching which one he played.

[@jtbonilla7745]

Keanu Reeves is probably one of the greatest humans to exist. Edit: I don't know why everyone is getting so serious about this comment. It's a joke. Keanu just isn't as much of an asshole as most other big wigs. A lot of people make him out to be some sort of gift from god, when in reality he's just not being shitty.

[@bigsway7062]

I’ve never heard anything bad about him ever. Everyone who has ever worked with him says he’s the nicest human ever. Like dude takes a bus to get around.

[@keanureeve2279]

Hello dear

[@keanureeves970]

you are very charming with words that reach the deepest part of one's heart❤️, where are you watching from?

[@justcoolin3384]

Right! Cool as shit for sure. Would love to ride with him sometime.

[@keanureeves970]

@@justcoolin3384 where are you watching from?

[@gabe1929]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! the ending, im dying lmao

[@thembinkosinnekamudiwa9166]

" eternity feels shorter than this.."🤣🤣🤣 I died

[@TokyoTraveller]

If you go in a quiet room, you can just hear the faint screams of all the women watching this saying: "Touche me, Keanu!!"

[@artistp8211]

I wanna like this but it has 69 likes. I thought it was fitting for this comment

[@222047]

But he won't. Because gentleman reasons.

[@MisssKayy]

Touche?

[@UnusHonorabilis]

Are you saying touché, or you know what it m- ?

[@TokyoTraveller]

@Jill Garrison oh, I guess so... but mostly ladies.

[@shannonfeathers1857]

I love how Keanu treats Hollywood like a 9-5... I have loved him my entire life! 💜

[@keanucharlesreeves9373]

Thanks for your utmost love and support which has brought me this far. It has been a hard time but your support has got me standing even in difficult times...

[@dannyoceanss]

@@keanucharlesreeves9373 john wick? omgggg it's johnnyyyy

[@huskiehuskerson5300]

You love him because he's famous and he's supposedly nice. Take the previous factor out of the equation and you wouldn't care if he's dead. That's the thing with fame people dig it if a famous celebrity is nice but a normal person who gives a shit 😆

[@shannonfeathers1857]

@@huskiehuskerson5300 I care... why do you care that I care?

[@huskiehuskerson5300]

@@shannonfeathers1857 But isn't that weird and annoying though people worshipping celebrities. You reason " I care why do you care that I care" is the similar to " I believe in religion just cause" And when you tell them the truth they're still nah I'd rather ignore all this and still believe in it. It just annoys me to put it straight. Most comment section is people worshipping and it's annoying man.

[@UkiyoRo]

"Keanu Reefs Bill or Ted" ... I don't know how long I cried for after reading that. 🤣

[@flyingfajitas]

A true gem of a man

[@stanmoroncini8825]

Are we going to talk about how Keanu’s mic is kept on by scotch tape? 🤣🤣🤣

[@dabbydoo257]

I think all of their mics are kept on by scotch tape

[@stanmoroncini8825]

@@dabbydoo257 lol yeah watching more of these I see it, hilarious

[@lester3917]

Actually it looks like duck tape

[@latterdaydude6125]

They ran out of Vodka tape.

[@derosiat2]

It looks like Band-Aide cloth/first aid tape tape which is white. I don't have a degree in tape but, Scotch tape is clear and "duck" tape is silver.

[@wernercordero]

Keanu Reeves just gives us a great example of how to be calm and concentrate our selfs on being humble and kind.

[@isaacdarioramirez]

do u know this was acted?

[@rowelldrutasouw]

​@@isaacdarioramirez😂

[@jzen1455]

As someone who is introverted and quiet, he gives me hope that I may be charismatic someday. I'm often hard on myself for being so quiet and "boring", but I to be deliberate when I speak and only speak when I have something meaningful to say (which isn't often).

[@emptythoughts3060]

Best thing ive seen all week

[@martinwells1918]

Very funny and made me l;augh, a lot. Keanu is a legend and up for all this piss taking. Brilliant.

[@davidav2848]

“Right now I’m acting like this is fun” 🤣😂 “So Neo is Jewish??”

[@DipakPatel-wm7xl]

*Keanu Reeves:- I don't have that many awards* *Literally everyone :- get this man a awards*

[@Hector-ze7ed]

He should get the Tom Hanks award. There should be an award for being loved by people. Keanu is just awesome.

[@KingKsEDC]

The rest of us: get this man AN award.

[@robos9082]

Zach thought this question was hilarious

[@dccandmlc]

Reeves is awesome. He cannot be frazzled...

[@FunkyKiwi7]

Got nothing but respect for Keanu His UGH at 4:12 is just like my Nana's when she's over it 🤣

[@Wonmanbanned]

Keanu: Not the best actor. Not the best musicians. One of the best people. The people’s actor.

[@thatguy9106]

Bruh.. are you f'in from Mars? This dude has a cult following from his movies. More than that, he's cool as hell. FOH!

[@rockhero2274]

@@keanureeves6285 Get out of here Evil Keanu.

[@RahulRaj-ub5fy]

U r idiot.he is far superior actor

[@jadedjay7861]

Not the best actor?? Have you not seen Bill and Ted?

[@RahulRaj-ub5fy]

@@jadedjay7861 how much money he made inknock knock.was itbox office hit.do u watch in theatres

[@DxSkeith]

"It could always be worse" Wanted him to be like "Yeah you could be a guest on this show"

[@alithefogman]

I love Keanu as human and as an actor He have pure hart 😊

[@reevescharles35257gmailcom]

Really appreciate you fot your comments😊 Tyanks for your love, care and support towards me❤️ where are you from ?

[@arthurp-er1yz]

Keanu Reeves is my favorite person in Hollywood. From so much I've read and watched on the guy. Im a huge fan of "Good and great Humans beings" especially the good. Cuz its the multitudes of good that far surpasses in the greater scheme.

[@Psilocybin77]

Ah man hearing Keanu's poem was really heartbreaking considering everything he's had to endure. I love this man, as do most people I think, and he doesn't need any awards.

[@dkelly26666]

I've run into him twice. The first time, he seemed to be avoiding contact, so I left him be and didn't approach him. The second time, I actually spoke with him briefly, and he was very nice.

[@teresascott1648]

From what I understand the poems were in response to the sad Keanu meme's as a joke. He was not sad that day just hungry and thoughtful.

[@Kalorag]

He has ower hearts, imo that's the best award one can get.

[@Harry_Beanbag]

because he's winning at life

[@aendymiontq]

@@Kalorag It's' fascinating how you managed to misspell that

[@mooseman0615]

"Right now I'm acting like this is fun... How am I doing?" DEAD

[@jessesheridan1915]

Prob the best between 2 ferns I’ve seen. Well done Keanu!

[@miboxevimiz3859]

The best episode.

[@OneRandomLeo]

Love how he can recite the poem off by heart. Love you Keanu

[@keanucharlesreeves423]

Thanks for the love,care and support. It's a pleasure talking to you over here,where are you from??

[@sidolanters1394]

recite; not recite off

[@cosmicabyss7358]

​@@keanucharlesreeves423 You're autistic

[@cindysue5079]

​@@keanucharlesreeves423❤

[@venkatdenduluri816]

"And the worse would be reading this poem?" I'm dead😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dha9jay]

So is spurs chance of winning trophies

[@DrMicko-yg9tu]

@@dha9jay let this picture reminds you(Tottenham): It can Always be worse🤣🤣

[@ttang0496]

Spurs are shit

[@jjryan1352]

@@dha9jay Uncle Mou has left the chat.

[@josannewarner6476]

I almost choked when I snorted 😂😩😩😩