Keep Falkreath Weird - Skyrim Guard Tales

[@SinOfTreachery]

Full cover of that “Hello Darkness My Old Friend” segment

[@grumpyoldnord]

He is such a good musician.

[@nightshadeproductions7576]

If he covers the sound of silence it'll be my new favorite cover

[@AudreyStryder222]

Sound of silence**

[@saralexi1420]

The sound of silence is a VERY hard song, but I bet he'd nail it.

[@AudreyStryder222]

@@saralexi1420 same

[@adambarron4015]

Missed a great gag here. The Dark Brotherhood sanctuary is right outside of Falkreath, and the Black Door questions, "What is the music of Life?" with the answer being "Silence, my brother". Should have put the jam session outside of the Sanctuary, and upon hitting the refrain "...sound of silence" the Black Door opens behind them. Even better, have Festus Krex come out and yell at the hippies to "get off my lawn".

[@Jedidiah_Martin_2]

🤣🤣🤣👍 And when the Black Door opens they both pause for a second and slowly look back 😆

[@pulsefel9210]

I'd be more scared the vamp girl would come out

[@adambarron4015]

@pulsefel9210 But what vibe would Babette be running? Boomer: my vibes, Millennial: Disturbed cover is better, Woodstock era hipster: I listened to S&G before they were popular.

[@noneedtoknow07]

Guy makes fun Skyrim parody videos, is a Modder, and even has a musical talent. You are a very multifaceted individual.

[@grumpyoldnord]

And is very generous. He let me use his music in a mod I put together.

[@benardalbert-ec5bo]

One of the true great youtuber with Skyrim contents . This Guy , brainfrog and i am crusty . 😍

[@davidharbour4547]

I believe he's also an actor!

[@GirlsLoveGamers]

Jasper: breathe in Dragonborn in backround:FUS! Jasper: breathe out Dragonborn:RO DAH!

[@RaccoonRecluse]

As an Oregon native, you did fabulous embodying Portland Oregon as Falkreath. The number of graveyards, the jokes of the inevitable, and the grumpy racist men, the shop keeps making threats over theft, random stangers entrusting you wth their friends ashes, conspiracy nutters, and leaders doing shady deals with the local bandits also matchs up, too.

[@barmeyblonde]

When you describe it like that, it definitely sounds like Portland! 😂

[@JustinSmith-xj4zs]

Guard: I think I finally understand this place now Thief:he does not understand at all Had me dying, as a pot smoker this whole skit had me rolling

[@Chip_Reaper]

Whenever you sing expect people to ask for a full version. You're a very talented singer ( ￣▽￣)

[@neror9499]

conspiracy theory: he started all that skyrim tales shinanigans just to subtly start and promote his music career :D

[@spacewardtossah]

"That was the sound of you harshing my vibe" ily jesper never change

[@vividravis]

finally, jesper found himself a fellow bard guard

[@direwolfknight7639]

Jesper should start a band at this point.😂

[@Watcherobot]

1:32 HELL YEAH!!! The full song would be great!!

[@Dololondondon]

And the tyedie shirt

[@unfoldingspace8]

Plot twist, the Falkreath Guard and the Thief are actually the same person. No one ever notices or realises cuz they’re all always high as a kite and don’t notice when he’s gone, and when he is on duty himself, he too is high as a kite. Also their stoned attitudes would explain why they’ve never realised or done anything about the Dark Brotherhood sanctuary right outside 😂

[@SinOfTreachery]

This is what standing outside the shop waiting for it to open feels like?

[@NCR_vet_ranger2347]

Yes

[@CyberIsNotHere]

(context for those who don't get it: he commented this before the video premiered)

[@leyrua]

​@CyberIsNotHere Oh. I thought that they were saying that these activities are what the player gets up to while they are waiting for the shop to open. Just standing and photosynthesizing if it is daytime, and having a jam session around a fireplace if it is night time. 😂

[@VerbenaRP]

Suggestion for Jesper: A little birdy told me that the Dragonborn is collecting parts of an amulet to fuse them together and to do so, he has to go into a crypt by opening a dragon claw door. Maybe if you are his follower at the time you can offer to open the door for him so when he goes in, you can close the door and leave him inside. This might be your chance to finally be safe!! I doubt he could get out unless he can somehow reverse time to the last time he slept...

[@lincolngravemann682]

That's a great suggestion

[@allduckslikewater8017]

Or you know... use that tunnel that serves only as exit

[@gestaltdude]

These shorts have become the highlight of my day. Thank you for bringing a bit of laughter to someone who lives in darkness. Literally, I'm not depressed or anything, just allergic to light so I spend most of my time inside, often obsessing over Skyrim. :D

[@littlehorror1057]

I think Jesper found the source of the skooma dealers....

[@gestaltdude]

I thought that was at Sleeping Tree Camp? But it makes sense for it to be in Falkreath; in the Legacy of the Dragonborn mod (DLC?), the only way to get to Elsweyr is through a portal of sorts in Falkreath.

[@adenchams2371]

​Legacy is a mod to my knowledge, a dlc would be a purchasable add on made by Bethesda, which legacy is (to my knowledge) a fan made mod (not trying to sound like an ass, you just seemed unsure) @@gestaltdude

[@gestaltdude]

@@adenchams2371 I know it's a mod, I just added the DLC comment because it was so good that Bethesda should have come up with it themselves.

[@littlehorror1057]

@gestaltdude Pretty sure we need to keep that distinction VERY secure. Afterall there are plenty of...body/visual mods that, the community installs that I'm willing to bet they argue should be made by the devs too.

[@barmeyblonde]

​​@@adenchams2371i think they were referring to Moonparh To Elswyr, which is a DLC-sized mod that the mod list Lexy's Legacy of the Dragonborn utilizes.

[@mattmeyer6186]

So, Skyrim Tales is literally The Office/Community meets Skyrim. Cool. Subscribed.

[@vindurza]

Falkreath was the home of my dragonborn mostly cause I roamed its woods as a werewolf

[@sirennoir258]

I hope Morthal is next

[@NCR_vet_ranger2347]

They must of spiked my atomic cocktail with dimensional hopping particles

[@cheeseburgerlazers]

JESPER JAM SESH HELL YEAH!!

[@valteth]

0:33 would have been hilarious if the falk guard was facing some sort of wall or pillar for this part

[@Swampfootsrandomstuff]

Jesper should meet Jenkins

[@Original-Alastor]

NO I MISSED MY NOTIFICATION TO SEE IT SOONER 😭 I love these videos though 😊

[@xgentis]

We are not going to talk about Falkreath werewolf problem?

[@Kodex-TheFailed]

Jesper needs some nrnroot to deal with the DragonBorn

[@xeokrux]

I blame the Spriggan sap.

[@assassain0425]

Idk how you came up with this but its genuinely genius and funny

[@logancosby66]

Keep it up dude. I've been watching these whenever I can

[@Bl00dBl055um]

I freaking love this channel

[@Landonlloyd5672]

I absolutely love this channel

[@randomguy8415]

I doubt the place of the dead would be that gre.................. I stand corrected this is great.

[@C45_and_ZZ]

I swear, falkreath guards are a whole clique.

[@xscarwolfx366]

So Falkreath is Portland?

[@Psyniku87]

It's not just nerds that they "grow" there, there are other things that they "grow" that makes falkreath weird and great which poor Jesper will never understand 😂

[@bebuwu4320]

we WILL be attending

[@daemoncarroll8347]

Makes sense. If the guards actually did their jobs there wouldn't be thieves up the road from my house and the jarl wouldn't be making deals with bandits so openly.

[@natevaughn2307]

I love these takes on Skyrim

[@eschaer8675]

i wake up in the morning and check if there’s more yet 😭

[@moonlightwolf]

That was wholesome, I loved it!

[@kamuiomikami]

We need a full cover of jesper and his new bard buddy doing the full cover of The Sound of Silence by Simon and Garfunkle

[@immunecupid1402]

What I wouldn’t do to have a vacation here .

[@christinawoodgeard5782]

Aye yo, the thief following jesper around 😏

[@ZaynahZihoa]

Dang, good vocals.

[@DinggisKhaaniMagtaal]

I’m a bit fan of homemade occult stuff and all that, I knew a hag in bard’s college and while they get a lil weird, unless you stumble upon them in a hagraven coven they’re harmless. That being said, some of those mom n pop shops in Falkreath get a lil sketchy when you look into it. I saw one selling “authentic human and mer bones” and they say that they come from people who gave permission before passing on, but I’ve also heard about graves being pilfered from outside the Gray Quarter and old Reachman burial grounds. Not to mention I’ve seen some people take up using Reachman “face tattoos” as a way of reconnecting with the Old Ways, which is already off since that’s a Nord tradition, but even moreso how defensive they get after being approached by the few Reachmen I’ve seen trying to explain why that’s inappropriate. Wild stuff man.

[@Lilbunnialice404]

Criminally underrated

[@Skyrim_Tales]

🫡

[@grumpyoldnord]

Please tell me that the mod will get a dialogue option to tell Jesper to stop harshing our vibe.

[@CorvoFG]

Dawnstar - Canada Falkreath - 60’s SF

[@vodkalord6941]

Am I the only one who was expecting the werewolf to show up ?

[@notnorth1]

Again I need you to start a singing channel my man please

[@IKEA_wall_shelf]

I am an IKEA shelf

[@elden_lord22]

I am so sad none of em said "Far out maaan" 😂

[@killer_rabbit1253]

Please, please release a full cover of the song!

[@LordMerji]

Oh I am feeling it right now broooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[@osborne9255]

Genius stuff!

[@lordj5564]

time for the extended version lol

[@KnightofGaming1118]

Makes sense people in Falkreath would be a bunch of stoners Riften would be the meth zone in elder scrolls lore

[@daniney]

Im impressed with the amount of decent content this creator is able to bring out basically daily

[@mhbackwoods3339]

10/10 as always

[@danieldutton-finch9263]

Just epic

[@duskbringer4583]

Falkreath really is my least visited town... After Dark Brotherhood moved.

[@TheHawksworth]

Makes me think of Byron Bay NSW.

[@void495]

I need a mod for tye dyed shirts now lol

[@TheZManGaming-mx3cb]

One of the guards from Riften here, didn't really like falkreath, it felt.. off, hope your doing alright, Jesper

[@michaelw1669]

Full song please

[@Sekulture]

can we get a full cover for hello darkness please

[@burningbronze7555]

I want to see jesper in markarth

[@Veenix-sd5cl]

I have a quick question. I've noticed Jesper has only visited / been visited by holds that support stormcloaks? Is that intentional / to show where he stands on the war? I do not care either way just something ive noticed and wanted to ask

[@Original-Alastor]

You may be onto something-

[@necroarcanistxiii]

Though Falkreath is a mainly Imperial Hold.

[@Veenix-sd5cl]

@@necroarcanistxiii Idk man I dont remember this shit. I side with the Imperials almost exclusively cause I like free iron and steel from Alvor (and so I use Hadvar to smuggle the jagged crown)

[@necroarcanistxiii]

@@Veenix-sd5cl I'm a double agent, initially wanting revenge on the Imperials for Helgen but then see how Ulfric and the Jarls from his side are old racist fools or puppet of other rulers and swap sides to get him bumped off, but then I go and assassinate the Emperor because he doesn't have the cojones to deal with the Thalmor. Ulfric does, but he'll lead Skyrim into a suicide mission for glory. I'm looking into a mod that lets you build your own faction and take over as High King.

[@barmeyblonde]

It could be part of the guard exchange program. I think he said he was going to do Solitude in the future, though.

[@_Silent_Moon_]

Sound of silence full ver when? :P

[@justvibe469]

Let’s go bb

[@miggyluv]

Can we have a mod that gives all the Falkreath guards that garland of flowers on their helmets plz? 😛

[@KdaAnimeFan2]

How does the DB terrorize our guard here, has that been decided yet?

[@shamdonnosnikta9570]

Why would the DB terrorize the place He gets his "herbs" and if he does would the guard notice?

[@Nwalker012]

Lmao 😂

[@Siwwy]

Freakith

[@Ruhiyat6789Luki]

Hello

[@leocraig7]

Screw the videos man you could go make millions as a musician

[@michaelfox-pi1vw]

BROOOOO IM THE 400TH VIEWER I GAVE THE 400TH VIEW LETSSS GOOOOO :edit: ALSO THE 100TH LIKE LETSSS GOOOOOOOO: