Keith Eats Everything At Chipotle

[@annaemily2924]

i work at a preschool and keith frantically trying to get the straws into the juice and milk was so similar to my kids that it activated my panic response

[@Foo007]

Same @Anna Emily. Same.🤣

[@TGD_B]

YES

[@DrDingsGaster]

That's a fat mood. xDD

[@weeitsdahnii]

Omg YES 😭

[@nicolevelez7919]

Same. My students give me a heart attack every lunch.

[@bexyPTX]

For some reason the funniest part of this video for me was when Keith said kids should get limes in kids meals. Truly an agent of chaos.

[@andrewlogan3664]

I could swear by the way Keith acts and speaks sometimes he probably was a southern debutante upper class woman in his past life.

[@completlynormalhypernova666]

Thats so true what the heck

[@MasterConduitCourses]

He definitely came from old money in a past life 😂😂

[@OffTheRailsPodcast]

I 100% assumed he was gay but he has his wife on a lot lol

[@Nick17354]

The reason the two forks have different numbers is because they come out of two different "cavities" in production. Lots of mold machines in the line spitting them out, with each position getting it's own number. If they notice deformed, cracked, or otherwise out of spec plastics they will know which cavity needs attention. You will see hidden numbers like these on pretty much all manufactured plastics.

[@meganmcdill4241]

It is 10 months later and I came to comments for exactly this answer, so thank you 😅

[@shadowcat5517]

I love how Keith turned into a whole different person with each guest! With Becky: a 6 year old who wants to play with his food With Ryan: an 11 year old who's hungry but doesn't like anything on the menu. So he's hangry and bored. With Jack: a drunk/stoned college dude!

[@joshmark7891]

Hello how are you doing, my name is Josh Mark i bring you good news

[@aunikalexia]

The best part of every “Eat the Menu” is when Keith gets so gluttony drunk that his voice starts sounding like Beetlejuice. That’s the point of no return.

[@sand_doe5710]

You copy pasted that word for word bro

[@prioratarikibagjakusuma4301]

@qopoy dnon 80ml

[@prioratarikibagjakusuma4301]

9,::: yg:7,

[@prioratarikibagjakusuma4301]

@@sand_doe5710 9. Dan Dan mau...........80ml... menjadi kenyataan... seperti. Mah.................yg

[@backupheart6846]

Apparently working at chipotle full time won't stop me from watching someone eat everything from chipotle The weirdest form of self torture I've ever experienced

[@PandaSicaGoesRawr]

LOL as an ex chipotle KM, I wanted to see if Keith critiqued it

[@crit_bot]

I was curious what he'd say about stuff bc I feel like I changed what I ordered frequently after working there bc I found combos I liked more

[@alexievalix18]

also knowing that anything from the cold side besides the guac is from a bag and not fresh lol

[@ollienarvaiz3351]

right!! i'm torn between agreeing with all their critiques and being annoyed because it's usually not our fault T_T

[@hannahlee6752]

The gap in the guac has me rolling, I hated how messy it was to serve it.

[@ginia0217]

Okay but Keith describing clementines as “nature’s candy” while staring into space has me LAUGHING.

[@joshmark7891]

Hello how are you doing, my name is Josh Mark i bring you good news

[@wansleyleah]

The moment when Keith is "food drunk" like I've never seen a person be food drunk, but Keith definitely hits that level in this episode

[@NoSoulBon]

He really was so much more delirious than he has been in any other eat the menu 😂

[@dylanrose7176]

It’s not serious he’s just trying too hard to be funny

[@Dragon4eva]

@@NoSoulBon idk, jack in the box is a strong contender

[@vanessarodrigues717]

Wow this one and the one where he eats stuff from olive garden!!!!! He plays a huge breadstick like a flute (or recorder idk) it's so good.

[@earth2ravenn]

@@dylanrose7176 Nah, I think he’s genuinely eaten so much crap that his body is just over it. Food drunk is a real thing

[@beebobber546]

Keith’s gonna find a way to promote his sauces in a Baskin Robins episode

[@Hannah_alexandrea]

This is a great challenge idea 👀

[@michaeljackson8390]

@@Hannah_alexandrea Mark of the beast is here! Magnets are sticking to peoples arms! I can't post the vids because of my recent copyright strike warning people about the mark of the beast! I'll post them soon, it's very scary, I expose our satanic government!!

[@arellajay6508]

putting savory sauces (even hot sauce!) on ice cream is becoming more of a thing lately...

[@Fanney47]

You can probably but it on some vanilla ice cream. Might not be bad.

[@josiefreeland9238]

I feel like you are right! This has to happen now!

[@napqueen9377]

Keith is such a fucking delight. Knows when to be goofy and when to be sincere. He’s musically gifted af and a super hard worker and I feel like he has daddy/caretaker energy over the other guys without being obvious about it. Keith’s a guy you wanna have around.

[@toniecat1028]

Keith? YUCK!!! Not me!

[@jlilley73]

And don't forget sexy!

[@EthanModjarrad]

@@toniecat1028 why do you hate Keith so much lol

[@melztunes]

@@toniecat1028 so why on earth are you in the comment thread of a 40 minute Keith video? To call him "yuck"? Not only is that extremely rude but like... get a life? Watch something you do enjoy instead of injecting negativity into something others do?

[@SirReginaldBumquistIII]

@@melztunes everyone has a right to post a reply with their opinion. OPs positive review of keith and someone else's negative one are both valid.

[@andissinpit4369]

them: order the quesadilla the old way me, a chipotle employee: i know the old way is better but i literally cannot make it for you i will get fired

[@isaacmiraldi9168]

How strict is your chipotle we can literally do whatever we want

[@adrow]

@@isaacmiraldi9168 We don't have a single Chipotle in my country :D

[@river1135]

@@adrow same

[@khethiwemdladla2564]

Becky: *squeezes the BURRITO until oil comes out* Keith: Beckyyyyy Beckyyyyy BECKY THAT'S FLAVOUR

[@niroshsri]

can u do a time stamp?

[@u140550]

Time stamp is around 10:28 we’re Becky squeezes it.

[@qualiz315]

10:39 to be exact.

[@qualiz315]

But yes around 10:28

[@kyuketsuki5736]

Me, in tears, everytime I'm cooking with someone who skims the fat off

[@dany9636]

I honestly want to see Wes as the guest when judging kiddie meals edit: uhm nvm, i guess it wont happen

[@shirleylawrence5321]

I was saying the same thing during the kids meal sections

[@ldr9918]

We need this

[@yup7982]

please @tryguys, give the people what they want

[@susanna6462]

Ned and Ariel don’t give Wes much ‘junk/processed/unhealthy foods’ but maybe if it’s a good kid meal they will do it

[@dracomalfoy56]

YES! wes and jamie!

[@MS-jg1vj]

I think we need a Keith and Wes eat all the kids meals from a bunch of places

[@LivesLaughsLoves0323]

This is perfect

[@aw01400]

omg please🥺

[@h111-z4r]

yessssssssss

[@khaleesikhal503]

will the golden retriever agree with that?

[@lucybeth2769]

Omg yes!!

[@TheWobywoby]

Of course Alex didn’t get the corn salsa, she was busy with Ned

[@anuanu_hi]

I know I’m late but holy shit🤣🤣🤣

[@Its_Chris07]

Oh god

[@bethany3968]

😃

[@Totallynotaverage]

Someone explain pls

[@daneschmidt3706]

@@TotallynotaverageNed got fired and Alex left the company because they were having an affair with eachother and it was a workplace violation because he was her superior

[@sahasrak6821]

I respect Keith's stomach so much after this episode.

[@michaeljackson8390]

Mark of the beast is here! Magnets are sticking to peoples arms! I can't post the vids because of my recent copyright strike warning people about the mark of the beast! I'll post them soon, it's very scary, I expose our satanic government!!

[@ilovewatchingmovies9514]

he took one for the team

[@levenderscent]

I respect Keith’s stomach for every eat the menu. Especially since he’s lactose and has that one special tongue.

[@ashleyshelley9774]

I respect Keith's guest house toilet after this episode.

[@leandradozier968]

@@michaeljackson8390 get off the crack. You are literally spreading dangerous information that could kill someone. You should be in jail.

[@willow8783]

I'd like to put in a suggestion that Keith get a special "Clementine Half-time" segment on these Eat the Menus. Give him a quick jolt of real food to energize him for the second half. Maybe Ned can come in like a sports coach and give him a half-time pep talk too!

[@kingvaliant2963]

I second this suggestion :]

[@estellebonnelame7469]

This is a great idea !! Keith could have some fruit and take a big drink of water. We never really see him drinking water during these videos. I hope that he is drinking it regularly throughout (and we just don’t see that he’s drinking water cos those moments are never in the final video)

[@jabisdumb]

My goodness that would be great, seconded!

[@unfrgtblmemoriez]

Yes, this would be great, boost

[@matildepinhal3422]

I aprove this message !!

[@kaiyadeppiesse7850]

massive perfect idea: rank king and eat the menu special. eugene joins keith for an eat the menu, and ranks them all best to worst. what a magical episode of both

[@chantelleg5253]

it would have to be a pretty small menu otherwise it would be such a fiasco

[@no-_-206]

This needs more attention

[@drakehandlos7268]

Yooo, that would be so good

[@askmeabouthardcheeses1509]

I’d love this they could do it for something like Jamba Juice so that’s it’s doable to palate and discern between so many items!

[@jra3978]

They should do this for the last episode: cheescake factory

[@julias7600]

Fun fact: According to Chipotle, customers order nearly 50 million pounds of guacamole from its restaurants per year and more than 450,000 avocados are used daily.

[@sirris4330]

Another fun fact: Guacamole is two dollars extra.

[@chriswhinery925]

@@sirris4330 Well, of course it is. Avocados are expensive as fuck. As someone who doesn't like avocados and therefore never orders guac, if they just factored the guac into the default price and charged me for it whether I ordered it or not I'd be pissed.

[@CouRageJD]

Keith - I loved eating with you. Let’s get you that Chipotle card

[@heavenlylulow7641]

Best guest everrr

[@balysh7996]

the duo i didn’t know i wanted but i needed

[@lizlorenzsonn9999]

@@balysh7996 right?! I hope he's a regular now 🙂

[@Goldlucky13]

how do you get an unlimited chipotle card??

[@rominasarmadi1919]

You were soo good i laughed my eyes out 😂😂😂😂

[@meredithk1539]

OK BUT WES SHOULD COME BE THE GUEST FOR ONE OF THE KIDS MENUS FOR A RESTAURANT PLEASE!!! IT WOULD BE ADORABLE

[@chelsealink9091]

That would be arorable!

[@jessicagonzalez9908]

yes tho!!!

[@askmeabouthardcheeses1509]

I say this with respect: yea right that Ariel and her husband a Yale chemist, would let their kid eat an entire fast food menu even if its 5 items

[@theworldofsaddam2917]

@@askmeabouthardcheeses1509 😂

[@deadinside8781]

Omg yes!

[@kaleighdoll5021]

"Does the rest of white America still unaware that it's just called pico de gallo? It's not a hard one to learn." 😂😂 Keith is the fuckin best man

[@kellyk3856]

When I got to the salsa point while ordering at chipotle once I asked for pico and the employee genuinely didn't know what I was talking about, so now I just say "mild". Now I understand why.

[@deprofundis3293]

This was terrifying for me to hear, as a SoCal native...

[@tomuchcamoflauge]

even taco bell labels it pico de gallo. chipotle also started in Denver which has a large latinx population. how did they get to calling it tomato salsa? unless there's a trademark somewhere.

[@sarah8028]

It’s called Pico de Gallo at our burrito chains in Canada and a whopping 1.24% of Canadians are native Spanish speakers. Come on, Chipotle! It’s like calling sushi “cold fish rice”.

[@perpetualsunshine6035]

I work at a Buffalo Wild Wings. And we call it pico. 😂 No excuse

[@katiejordan1495]

The “pot pie” had me laughing SO hard. I love when Becky comes on the show!

[@Qfren02]

as a chipotle employee, keith saying "fill it all the way" triggered my fight or flight.

[@tylermiller2024]

Omg me too! Only clicked on this video as a curious ex-Chipolte employee

[@peachbunny9716]

Same here 😂

[@samantharodriguez3445]

Same! But honestly was upset at whoever is making us look bad for not filling it up! Lol😂

[@waluigi12343]

As a former grill guy I was upset about how dog foody the steak was during the nacho bit

[@Itbemalazzia]

Yessss lmaoooo

[@rikkicrowder7134]

I can tell Keith has a big friend crush on Jack cause he was still very "on" despite being exhausted and miserably full of Chipotle lol

[@lavendernoodlecoffee]

I am here for Becky being a hot sauce model

[@daneckabargas6690]

She looks adorable honestly

[@jessibooks2965]

seriously and her skin is so amazing

[@BeeElizabeth]

She has such a good smile! She did a great job!

[@Givulinovich]

Is that a hot sauce model or a hot, sauce model?

[@FramesPerSecond]

It was hilariously accurate

[@goob27]

I feel very validated by Keith's humor because I, too, find humor in acting out imaginary situations in which I play multiple characters interacting with each other, it's really a one-man show

[@valeriewesleon]

The chemistry between Keith and Ryan is funny af I WANT MORE OF HIM

[@c_6951]

Yes! More Ryan lol

[@raquel_mejia_]

His laugh is everything

[@dogmania2892]

MORE RYAN HE WAS SO FUN

[@monroerobbins7551]

Yeah, plus the slight Valley-Girl energy he gives is super rad, I love him. I’m excited to see his VA roles!

[@joycebivins2256]

Yes more Ryan

[@L0bsterT4il]

Keith: Where would u start? Becky: The middle Rhett from GMM is nodding in approval

[@michaeljackson8390]

Mark of the beast is here! Magnets are sticking to peoples arms! I can't post the vids because of my recent copyright strike warning people about the mark of the beast! I'll post them soon, it's very scary, I expose our satanic government!!

[@Nishanth_mementomori]

@@michaeljackson8390 Expose is when u show ppl something wrong but I don't think there's anything wrong with the mark u talk abt....magnets need to stick all over the body not jus the arms...com on now let's go all the way

[@sarasthoughts]

@@michaeljackson8390 stop.

[@jesuschrist03]

i literally just came from gmm

[@taliatomhave5884]

i want the try guys and gmm to collab

[@Mina-sp7bw]

Keith and Jack are literally the two sides of youtube that I watch that I never thought would collab with each other....Thank you!!!!!

[@danielleking262]

I laughed when they were talking about the weird numbers on the forks and Jack said "MISS!" .... No one even caught that, lol

[@snowflake2383]

We need more of Ryan, he was super funny! Him and Keith are so naturally funny and relaxed together, you can tell they are really good friends

[@adinace]

Huge crush on Ryan, so anytime he's on is welcomed 😊

[@rowanw1312]

Last time I was this early, Keith didn’t have all three of his sauces

[@doubleagente]

So last week?

[@rowanw1312]

@@doubleagentemaybe...

[@michaeljackson8390]

@@doubleagente Mark of the beast is here! Magnets are sticking to peoples arms! I can't post the vids because of my recent copyright strike warning people about the mark of the beast! I'll post them soon, it's very scary, I expose our satanic government!!

[@michaeljackson8390]

@@doubleagente Mark of the beast is here! Magnets are sticking to peoples arms! I can't post the vids because of my recent copyright strike warning people about the mark of the beast! I'll post them soon, it's very scary, I expose our satanic government!!

[@kyleehyo4797]

@@michaeljackson8390 judging from your name, I think you're high. sober up man

[@Josie-th3id]

As an ex employee they cranked up the prices of the quesadilla because it takes too much time to cook and was a massive pain in the ass

[@reneeandrews4087]

That makes me want to order it out of spite.

[@gothboithick]

@@reneeandrews4087 okay edgelord

[@reneeandrews4087]

@@CemiyaHaucana I love that I'll keep it in mind. 😉

[@reneeandrews4087]

@@gothboithick sorry I was in a mood I needed a Casadilla 🤪🤣

[@YellowSmiley1]

Can I just say that keith is such a lovely person? He seems like the dude you want at your party who tells cool stories and makes everyone feel that they are welcome

[@askmeabouthardcheeses1509]

He totally does. There are people who like box people out to seem interesting and hog the spotlight, but he is so fun and inclusive yet has a crazy skeet-ball tale or cat kidnapping or whatever to fill any silence 🤣

[@Grexsome]

I agree with the sentiment but we also don’t know him as a person

[@carlygaeth314]

Keith getting ENRAGED at Ryan asking if the sofritas are jackfruit is a mood

[@joshmark7891]

Hello how are you doing, my name is Josh Mark i bring you good news

[@daniw5617]

28:03

[@cd-zw2tt]

it so clearly isnt that i get it

[@ezrick5038]

I feel it necessary to let Keith know that the "C#" on each utensil is a cavity number from the mold that made the forks. That way if some of the forks aren't molding correctly they know which cavity in the mold that those forks came from.

[@themilkman7664]

I read this as c#...the coding language... I was about to post then realized that this meant nothing to some people so to clarify I read it as “c-sharp”

[@rosellacobiskey2484]

Thank you! Love cool facts like that I can stick in my back pocket ♡

[@jk-jl2lo]

@@themilkman7664 i also read it as c# (c-sharp) but c# as in the musical note lmao

[@amandarichardson4181]

I was only in the comments to see if someone had answered this. Cheers!

[@EvaSnyder]

Yes. I came here to say that.

[@natalieakins6658]

Keith and Becky doing fun stuff with the crazy burritos is literally relationship goals. They look like they're having so much fun

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

As a huge fan of Chipotle, no other video has made me hungrier until now

[@lexizager3547]

I literally just ordered it

[@daskeks1292]

@@lexizager3547 *cries in german*

[@gracenjones81]

I didn’t even need to see the video before I placed the order 😂

[@zemellion26]

WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE HOMIE

[@TraciDargan]

I was in the middle of eating it when I saw this on my recommended

[@joycej2644]

Sometimes I can’t tell if Keith is yelling, or if my volume is too high, or both, or I too am falling into insanity

[@ShesOnYoutube336]

He’s just REALLY loud, I think

[@TheReZisTLust]

Their is a mic near his mouth

[@sarahrider6111]

Yes

[@kritikasharma5642]

Keith has his sauce Ned has his cookbook Zach has his movies podcast And Eugene has his project coming up Love seeing them thriving

[@why_tho]

Zach has tea.

[@why_tho]

Eugene's will hopefully be alcohol.

[@faureamour]

@@why_tho It was mentioned on the podcast that it's a writing project. I suppose he could be writing about alcohol or include it in the project somehow, but I think not.

[@why_tho]

@@faureamour Oh, okay. I actually didn't know that. Thanks!

[@akcezz2011]

If Eugene and Becky make their own wine it’s over

[@miragk]

keiths face when finding out bell peppers have carbs SCREAMS sott pilgrim "bread makes you fat?!"

[@pjunnisaq]

I was thinking the same thing 🤣🤣🤣

[@frostyskeletons8950]

“Is butter a carb?”

[@cheekyb71]

I'm over here shouting "all fruit and vegetables ARE carbs"

[@rainamorse4052]

When Eugene comes back I’d love to see the entire try team eat the Cheesecake Factory menu (because you can’t do that all by yourself Keith… that would be a suicide mission)

[@joshmark7891]

Hello how are you doing, my name is Josh Mark i bring you good news

[@feraldynasty]

It's absolutely the final boss of this series

[@debbuan]

@@joshmark7891 may I know what this good news is?

[@jasonwall2861]

Probably literally impossible haha

[@hufflepuffducks5719]

Where'd Eugene go?

[@MarisaMaria94]

I’m thinking Buffalo Wild Wings would be a good “Eat The Menu” and would be good for you’re chicken sauce as well!!

[@firefury8078]

Wanted to take this comment to say how much I appreciate “Keith Eats The Menu”. 1) A lot of food is purchased for these videos, and the menu items don’t go to waste. This is both wholesome and considerate. :)) 2) Menu items are given reviews that are brutally honest, concise, and precise. This gives insight into the foods that might appeal to viewers (especially all the foodies out there, like me). 3) There have been serval guests featured in this series (eg: Becky, other Try Guys, and Miles) who review some menu items with Keith. It promotes social connectivity (at least to me). A huge thank-you to everyone who puts the work into “Keith Eats The Menu”! The videos are very fun to watch. Keep up the amazing work, Try Guys and Try Staff! :))

[@danielleking262]

Agreed! Though I can't say that we can all take Keith's comments as the full truth because everyone has their own opinions. Like it or not, something he may say is gross -- I *guarantee* there is someone out there who would go "but that's my favorite item!!"

[@cheeseisherelive]

It’s also like a mukbang in a way, it makes me feel comfortable to sit and eat my food with 😊

[@jenroses]

I had no idea they had keto options, which means I can actually go there.

[@ToniBaloni47]

Keith and Courage. The cross over no one asked for, but the crossover that everyone deserved.

[@eleanorneath530]

not to be rude to the other people who usually join Keith for these episodes, but having new people on here was really fun... like new faces, a new dynamic with Keith, it was great!!

[@SlowMovingBird]

But Becky is a good regular

[@monicajohnston8364]

I'm a grown-ass woman and order the kids' menu DIY tacos every single time. They are just the right size and you get chips and a drink...all for under $6.

[@jasmineana99]

when an eat the menu ep is more than 30 mins long you KNOW keith is about to lose his mind

[@dedeshvermaning8535]

Can we get more of Ryan please?! He's so naturally funny and a joy to watch. His and Keith's dynamic is great too!

[@RyanWGarcia]

yeah... hey YEAH!!

[@susucowan1883]

His laugh is adorable

[@juwanamathew9540]

I love how Keith slowly loses his sanity after eating the same thing for 5 hours

[@flikkie72]

I honestly still believe the theory that his body is fermenting all of the sugars into alcohol and he actually gets drunk from these sessions.

[@Mossfaerie]

This series has become one of my comfort shows. Any time I'm sad or need help sleeping... KEITH EATS.

[@Nursing1988]

I hope your sleeping better. I had to get medicine to help me sleep. I tried melatonin but it just doesn't work for me. Sending hugs for those hard times when comfort is needed. I hope you have a wonderful rest of the week.

[@lolake7594]

The Keith & Ryan section was an embodiment of Chaotic Good

[@ParyMarker]

The Cheesecake Factory Eat the Menu, sponsored by Lactaid. Yes please!

[@madwhack9043]

It would take days to get through that book 😂

[@TheSalPic]

@@madwhack9043 at LEAST a two parter.

[@thehierophantsecrets]

@@TheSalPic more like 3 lol

[@sarah.williamson]

Yeah is say it’d need to be a 3-day event breakfast, lunch, & dinner to get through that menu 😂 that’s a lot of lactaid

[@ParyMarker]

@@sarah.williamson 4-day, breakfast, lunch, dinner, and DESSERT. 🤭

[@justinpeterson8892]

The numbers on the forks are which mold made the fork. There are so many inserts per press and if a fork has an imperfection the person running the machine can go to that mold to fix the issue 🤗

[@deprofundis3293]

Hey, I learned something new! Thanks! :)

[@nicolevankampen3318]

I came to the comments just to see if anyone had an answer for this lol

[@ezle4378]

I love how Keith literally eats so much that he gets drunk/high off food

[@yoshinatortor4452]

I’m a kitchen Manager there and here the vinaigrette isn’t vegan because it uses honey. The vinaigrette won’t come with the salad either if you order it Keto style because it uses rice bran oil as well (rice =not keto). Any more kitchen questions I got you 😊☺️

[@celinadorsey1286]

As a KM this video didn't stress you out lowkey??? I'm a CT and just the thought of this order stressed me out

[@chloespragg5616]

@@celinadorsey1286 bruh I’m just a crew member and it stressed me out cause I’m the one who would have to make it

[@lilahwinterleaf2800]

in my experience, a lot of vegans actually consider honey as vegan, because they know it’s natural and necessary for honey to be harvested. but is there like a notebook kind of definition? it’d be interesting to see what the majority thinks about honey

[@aa-zq2fr]

@@chloespragg5616 when he complained about the guac bubble 😓😓

[@jevilcore]

Vegans need to make peace with honey. No, shut up, do it. It’s not AnImAl CrUeLtY, eat the fucking honey, get to know a local apiarist and get over it.

[@peytonmunson5462]

"I can't just solve every problem with queso." - Keith "Why not?" - Becky Becky gets it, she knows what's up lol

[@junogoloco]

as a chipotle employee: about the guac bubble. the guac is THICK and we spoon it in there, and it's nearly impossible to get the guac bubble out. i've tried 😥

[@jordananderson2874]

I used to have to SLAM the container on the counter and then I’d add more. Usually worked. Did I get guac on myself? Yes. Did I get less guests calling or coming back to complain? Also yes. Was it worth it? Not really 😂

[@trinitygilbert5190]

the spoons are just too damn big

[@fridam2022]

@@trinitygilbert5190 i use the spatula from when we change the guac

[@thoughtsintowords]

I've never worked at chipotle but my sympathies. Customer service is hard and the fact that you tried to fix it all the more respect.

[@matt240p7]

DUDE SAME I CANT GET IT OUT OF THE GUAC, ESPECIALLY ON DML

[@Sarah-yt9yn]

I know this is one in thousands, but I just want to say thank you. Something not so great happened and I was shot into a depressive episode. I don't have any appetite and I'm struggling to eat, and so I put on this video and it made me able to eat at least something. Thank you Keith. Thank you Try Team.

[@angryviolentwitchqueen6633]

Hope you’re doing better friend

[@lilharps21]

Ryan: I want another bite. Food drunk Keith ripping the bowl away from him: YOU ALREADY KNOW HOW IT TASTES

[@joshmark7891]

Hello how are you doing, my name is Josh Mark i bring you good news

[@the_nitnat]

This is an obvious, but I LOVE videos with Becky and Keith together. Their banter makes me so happy and they just seem so happy together

[@marinbel]

Yes! The part where they both forgot the tortilla would be on top of their makeshift nachos was both wholesome and hilarious

[@kaycem]

"jesus had all the magic of space ... that's the lore right?" add this to keith's iconic food-drunk quotes

[@SerenaNozawa]

When I worked at chipotle burritodillas were not a thing. But the quesoritto was made by making a half moon quesadilla, burning yourself while opening it, then filling it as requested so there weren't 2 tortillas (unless it ripped and they wanted it double wrapped at that point)

[@beelzebug2252]

I work at chipotle currently and I have had no one order that fucking hell of a burrito and I hope no one ever fucking does

[@angelicahutson]

when I worked there it was two full circle tortillas turned into a quesadilla then wrap your burrito in that, that beast of a burrito was crazy. Manager was almost always the one to wrap it. It's what I order now, crazy amount of food and almost always needs to be double wrapped but mainly only regular customers order that.

[@Liv_themushroom]

Everytime there's kids meals, they should bring in Wes, Poppy, and June

[@CassieSN1]

That would be so cute

[@lindseysquire8417]

They should bring in Jamie, too. He can be the leader.

Who's Poppy and June?

[@MsGabiCat]

@ rachel’s girls!

[@KaiasDogMom]

And Miles! As Ned’s first born!

[@Khrispycreme]

Current Chipotle employee, just wanted to clarify what Becky said near the beginning: The quesadillas are still the same size as before, they're just cut in half before getting packaged. We don't use smaller tortillas, we don't use less food, they're just cut to fit the trays.

[@courtneyhooks198]

I have to clarify this all the time 😭 like they’re the same size

[@ZekeSpeakz]

I can second this, same size, we just cut them in half before closing the tray up

[@winters3136]

the secret one was the fulll round tortillas just cut in half. these are one half, cut into another half, for more money

[@cassiewalker1674]

@@winters3136 no its not. Its still a full tortilla.

[@courtneyhooks198]

@@winters3136 it’s more money because on top of the same size quesadilla (4 oz meat, 3 oz cheese) you also get 3 sides but honestly in the machine we use, a lot of the cheese falls out so that’s probably why it feels smaller

[@savannahmarsh661]

Packaging Engineer here! To answer food drunk Keith’s questions about the letters/numbers on the forks. Those are the cavity numbers of the molds that make the fork shape. So if there is a defect in the fork, the manufacturer can know which cavity had a defect and fix that cavity. Packaging🤗

[@Myliferoxx]

Ex plastics factory worker and I immediately understood that part 🤣

[@meggzilla009]

As an autistic person. Thank you 😆

[@bdmurr2]

The more you know.

[@RipVanTwinkle1]

Fun story: I went to college with Ryan-we both majored in theatre and he was the absolute MOST fun to take classes with. Hilarious. He was also 1000% better at everything than me. Clearly.

[@joshmark1922]

Hello how are you doing, my name is Josh Mark and you? i bring you good news.

[@cro.artwork]

wow that’s incredible

[@christinaMJ]

I love this segment... Keith loosing his brain cells and getting food high is the best form of entertainment

[@michaeljackson8390]

Mark of the beast is here! Magnets are sticking to peoples arms! I can't post the vids because of my recent copyright strike warning people about the mark of the beast! I'll post them soon, it's very scary, I expose our satanic government!!

[@TheColorfulDaniela]

IT IS

[@gabiluch87]

I love the journey his voice takes... It gets so low and deep

[@deprofundis3293]

*losing, not loosing :)

[@sydneywilliams1333]

i love how keith literally becomes a delirious 12 year old halfway through each video and the entirety of the crew are just parenting him

[@Lin-jz4jz]

I love has keith starts every video at like 98%, hits 20ish minutes and suddenly is at 2% and from the on is pure chaos. Ryan+Keith was pure chaos😂😂 ryan trying to eat more and keith not having it😂😭

[@ethanbates7734]

The quesadilla is literally 100 less calories than before. It’s basically the same amount of food we just fold the tortilla differently so we can actually package it.

[@diegoosorio6199]

thanks god I saw someone commenting this

[@yairelopez4834]

Yeah samw thing but crispy LOL the old way it was all soggy and sometimes the cheese didn’t melt

[@Tourniquet604]

Watching Keith and Ryan interact is so fucking hilarious. They have such childhood friends vibes

[@benpace8860]

Me: How is this video 41 minutes? Chipotle only has like 5 items.

[@dexa6623]

It has like 20 names for different arrangements of those same 5 dishes.

[@JamesChiles]

Strongly tempted to send Keith a bottle of Daddies Sauce from the UK - where it's an actual thing.

[@veryverte]

Do it! :D

[@Twinkalmia]

Do IT

[@clairvaux8459]

Finally, he would be able to give his father Daddy's Favourite

[@bumblebee6722]

“Who would eat all this sour cream?!?!” Me. I would. And have. And will continue to do so.

[@theboi5617]

Seeing a grown man struggling to puncture a juice box is a big mood

[@serenal2471]

Keith’s ability to fit a whole chip in his mouth astounds me

[@willsamuel9632]

Wait is that not normal?

[@adriannavanoyen]

Whole chip? He fit HALF A BURRITO in that bad boy! 🤣

[@keepitpushing3000]

Can't everyone fit a chip in their mouths?

[@cassandrang687]

Wait til you see his one big spoon series on TikTok lmfaoooo

[@cherishre2239]

@@willsamuel9632 right😭

[@Chantaya]

Keith is such a theatre kid. All his friends all sing when they come on the show. 😂 Visually 90% of the food today all looked the same to me but yeah I hope they give you an unlimited Chipotle card Keith!

[@mishaelwallace7429]

Keith always starts looking like he’s crazy towards the end in all his eating videos I swear

[@deathpool3511]

It's cause after all that's food he's full and has the meat sweats 🤣😅

[@J_Lauds]

The Keith and Courage crossover that I didn't know I needed

[@brandonhattrick9729]

Was not expecting to see courage here, but I’m definitely here for it lol

[@basicallybabysitting1700]

Since YB and Herbert always eat chipotle I really wanted them to be in it(I haven’t finished so I’m not sure if they’re not in it but I don’t think they are)

[@xCindyLouWhox]

The quesarito is a quesadilla opened up after being melted then rolled into a burrito. A burritodilla is two tortillas with cheese melted in the middle being made into a burrito.

[@plutopepsi578]

I can’t believe jack matched keiths manic “I’ve eaten too much food in too short a time” energy

[@charmer129]

I adore Becky and Keith together

[@luciferalpha3080]

Keith's wife being the sexy girl-next-door model for his sauce line is everything.

[@SquidandCatAdventures]

You missed the perfect opportunity to invite YB's boyfriend and YB as guests together. He loves Chipotle and she tolerates that.

[@themontrealgirl95]

agree

[@ArbitraryMind]

Lmao she "tolerates" that? The word choice made me chuckle :)

[@SquidandCatAdventures]

@@ArbitraryMind They eat it once a week because he loves it. I guess that's love, lol.

[@frankcastle9691]

Why do you watch this crap

[@햇빛-x3p]

@@frankcastle9691 bruh chill of u dont like it, leave

[@shane8253]

The way Ryan went "what's my last name?" was honestly pretty iconic lol

[@mareepetro6461]

Yess

[@madalynfaith1822]

Seeing Becky and Keith laugh heals my heart

[@Lacagz]

Keith and Courage is the duo no one asked for but everyone needs

[@mpa9769]

I work at chipotle and I would just like to say that filling the guacamole COMPLETELY is almost impossible

[@joshmark7891]

Hello how are you doing, my name is Josh Mark i bring you good news

[@Queen_Ati]

keith & courage stuffing burritos in their mouths gives me heavy “someone brought cupcakes for their birthday in 3rd grade & all the boys in the back try to fit them in their mouths all at once” vibes.

[@kayleeruiz]

courage: “i’m slowing down….” *proceeds to stuff the entire veggie burrito into his mouth*

[@dennysdonuts4918]

Petition for Jamie and the Jam Babies (Wes, Poppy, June) to judge the kid meals! Maybe with Uncle Eugene supervising!

[@zer0luv]

Eat the Menu with Rank King and his court

[@sashaboileau4240]

Single best idea. E.v.e.r

[@tizzytiger100]

Commenting on this for engagement

[@attabooii]

Keith saying "burrito of the day" confused me so much until they revealed at the end that he thought that burrito-DILLA was burrito-DIA 😂

[@iGleep]

"I kinda just wish they gave kids limes." Uh. I used to work in childcare at a community center and during one of our summer programs we got a huge shipment of limes. Kids got obsessed with them and would constantly ask if they could go have one as a snack. So Chipotle get on that (and sponsor Keith for it).

[@HartxStarr]

I used to eat lemons with salt sprinkled on all the time as a child

[@HartxStarr]

@@countessofmontecristo3849 I think I stopped because my dad told me it was bad for my teeth. I only did it because he would eat lemons while drinking alcohol

[@AgentPedestrian]

I still eat while lemons (no salt) every once in a while when my teeth allow it (Also yes. Lemons is extremely bad for your teeth. It has a pH value of 2ish. Coca cola also has a pH of 2 so look up what happens when one puts a tooth in cola overnight and reallze both cola and lemons do that to your teeth every time)

[@HartxStarr]

@@AgentPedestrian Yeah whenever I see or hear about people just eat lemons I think “wow thats not good”

[@AgentPedestrian]

@@HartxStarr and yet... it's too yummy to resist and i end up eating a couple lemons every once in a while

[@aff77141]

I know I'm late to the game, but lactaid sponsoring this show specifically and especially another gourmet cheese episode would be the smartest play they could ever make

[@kelvingemstone]

“How are your sponsorships working so far for this show?” “Not good.”

[@thinkbananas]

WHY HAS NOBODY SPONSORED THIS MAN? LACTAID! FAST FOOD COMPANIES! ANYONE! THIS SHOW IS THE BEST PLS SPONSOR HIM

[@agentfaithful]

I have frequently gone to the shops that he eats the menus of. Going to Chipotle this week!

[@MirandaMillar]

How about pepto lol

[@Grexsome]

@@agentfaithful idk if he got sponsored by the people who he was eating the food of... would he be as honest or critical? While I trust Keith’s integrity, sponsorships come with contracts and his commentary might be restricted

[@offsetbrowser3301]

He had a sponsorship with dunkin and sour patch

[@Figtreely]

Courage responding to Keith’s “this one says c-5!” With “Miss” was perfect and it was moved past too quickly

[@shrimps156]

Imagine in the chipotle App, Keith got his own specialized menu. When you order it, it’s just the entire menu and the restaurant closes for a while…