Ken Ashcorp - Absolute Territory (FULL Cover/Shitpost)

So I finished that shitpost I gave up on after watching Ceno0's Pootis Engage EXTREME TF2 animation...
You guys should still go watch it cuz it's so good, like holy shit. Hope you guys would still enjoy this FULL shitpost. Also, thank you all for over 50K views and 2.5K likes! I also hate to be that guy, but please make sure to LIKE and SUBSCRIBE to further support my channel (even though I don't/can't make any money lol)
Thumbnail and footage taken from Ceno0's video, edited by me.
Go watch Ceno0's video:
• Pootis Engage // EXTREME
Ceno0's youtube channel: / ceno0
Absolute Territory by Ken Ashcorp
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LYRICS if you can't really hear them right (isolated vocals kinda suck I know):
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She's got a fetish for fine art
A pair of knee-socks and an oversized sweatshirt
She goes right to my heart
She comes a'knocking with her stocking and I get hurt
I get the feeling I'm in deep
Troubled waters but they're only thigh-high
This kind of girl don't get no sleep
Don't wake your father, skip the starters, strap those garters up
Oh my my!
Checkered pattern on your skirt
I see you flaunting, see you taunting, it's so sickening
I can't resist the way you flirt
I should be dead but my heartbeat's quickening
I get the feeling less is more
It's an excuse just to shake your little derrière
That ratio; a perfect score
A girl's status is measured by her denier
Lie down baby
Arch your back now
Maybe you can help me get what I want
Curve your little spine and tell me that you're mine
It's all about the game and what you flaunt
Yeah, I know that there's no pleasing you
When you know that you're not teasing me
She's an absolute terror for Absolute Territory
(You're so hotly contested, here's a tip
You should rename your thighs to the Gaza Strip)
That's it, baby, take control
You're so enticing, mesmerizing, don't know how to react
You're gonna steal my very soul
More manslaughter than the third impact
I see you strutting in that pleat
Double-taking, yeah I'm shaking and you know it shows
This kind of girl just can't be beat
She whispers in my ear
Take off your clothes
Lie down baby
Arch your back now
Maybe you can help me get what I want
Curve your little spine and tell me that you're mine
It's all about the game and what you flaunt
Yeah, I know that there's no pleasing you
When you know that you're not teasing me
She's an absolute terror for Absolute Territory

[@hydrosmusic]

So I finished that shitpost I gave up on after watching Ceno0's Pootis Engage EXTREME TF2 animation... You guys should still go watch it cuz it's so good, like holy shit. Hope you guys would still enjoy this FULL shitpost. Also, thank you all for over 50K views and 2.5K likes! I also hate to be that guy, but please make sure to LIKE and SUBSCRIBE to further support my channel (even though I don't/can't make any money lol) Thumbnail and footage taken from Ceno0's video, edited by me. Go watch Ceno0's video: kzbin.info/www/bejne/onitc4iXqrpgeac&t... Ceno0's youtube channel: kzbin.info Absolute Territory by Ken Ashcorp kzbin.info

[@nathanzakman8561]

Great that you finished it!

[@mrkek6311]

This is awesome man

[@S.X.S.]

Hi there! I really like your cover, it's brilliant. Would you mind if I use it for machinima-type animated video? Of course you'll be included in credits and your channel will be linked in description

[@greymon2255]

could you make a version without the lyrics?

[@haruko2871]

Do you think it's possible if you could make this cover without the last bit at the very end of the video? I'd love to download this song since it's just too good

[@maneaterdev]

A song written by a British man, based on a Japanese phrase, that recieved a surge of popularity after a Ukrainian animator featured it in a video about Russians storming an American facility. Truly this is the internet at it's best.

[@noxic8863]

Mr. Worldwide

[@Sirealvington]

Next part bout to be chaotic

[@ShokyoLeaf]

I found this song before the pootis engage, but i never really listen to it until pootis engage came out and showed me how great the song really was

[@gamingkaden199]

MR. WORLDWIDE🌍😎

[@Lavi037]

We need this comment to ratio the pinned comment. THEN, IT WILL BECOME THE PINNED COMMENT!

[@ASquared544]

Crazy how Ceno0 single-handedly redefined the context and connotation of this song

[@bruhbrehii]

I for one welcome this new context.

[@pokemonmaster42000]

to be fair pootis is about heavy raiding area 51 for anime thighs, song is about thighs edit: *t h i g s*

[@cheese_walker]

@@pokemonmaster42000 B R U G

[@xenonxan184]

no that is the actual lyrics that he put in the video

[@Nick-of1yp]

@@pokemonmaster42000 *t h i g s*

[@LegethDrn]

For those who dont know, Absolute Territory is the english translation of 絶対領域 (Zettai ryōiki), which is the area of skin between thigh-high socks and a skirt.

[@privatered4064]

0 - 0

[@crusherback3791]

I um... I guess your name checks out

[@ThatSpaceMann]

Learn something new everyday.

[@drawiiest]

Also a reference to Evangelion’s AT Field

[@G_L918]

Oh now I get it 🗿

[@nekoradianto]

"She got a fetish for fine art." So do I, and this shitpost? It is fine art.

[@BennieBunfox]

cuUUMINNGGG

[@baldurvintheretardedtard8166]

@@BennieBunfox Ah yes, i too am very much indeed scrumptiously "CuUUMINNGGG"

[@BennieBunfox]

when tf did i say this :skull:

[@Ncrveteran4035]

She got a fetish for that Sandvich

[@Anonymous-hx3pu]

@@BennieBunfox were you trying to put a 💀 at the end there?

[@wolfgangallanalhazred802]

I'm just glad that the Heavies got a happy ending..... the one with Coach specifically.

[@Uber11]

Ending: B Coach Left 4 Dead 2

[@neversafefromwaluigi416]

I have a theory that the ending meme scenarios both take place in the blu heavies head. I think this because, A: the creator is represented by soldier, someone he associates with power from their recent encounter, B: because he the blu heavy has an encounter with g-man, someone who, as we have seen so far only acts as a recruiter and messenger, not an adversary, and C: the room that they enter when they fight giga soldier is labelled “sex”. The character most associated with sex is medic. It is never confirmed that gigasoldier has died, so he may be healed. To add to this, before he attacks the heavies he is drinking mad milk, something that gives health on hit. This would increase his survivability massively as he dished out huge amounts of damage to the two in their fight. That is, unless they would have to be soaked. But if blu heavy can heal 300 health after being gibbed just by touching a sandwich, the rules may be pretty loose. To elaborate on my medic point, he if he was in the sex room ( as labelled on the door) medic could have been nearby due to his many sexual exploits and endeavours. I say this because medic could easily heal gigasoldier and maybe there could be an entire giga team that exists in the facility. Whatever you think, I think that this isn’t over.

[@AguyOnYoutube]

Holy fuck my man made an intiere book

[@jacobstillwell7401]

I agree like wtf.

[@neversafefromwaluigi416]

the theory was wrong

[@TheRoseReaper]

Oh my god I've wanted to hear another variation of this song and this is absolutely phenomenal. 10/10 would listen on repeat.

[@TheRoseReaper]

As for criticism, I'd recommend getting some new vocals to sing the song. It's good right now, but it could be better because Ken's voice in this song doesn't fit the guitar and drums in my opinion.

[@hydromisc]

@@TheRoseReaper i wanted to wait until Ken actually replied to me via email or via his website but after a week i just gave up and decided to use the isolated vocals

[@_ArmIa]

Give Knight of the Absolute Territory / Scanty and Kneesocks’ Absolute Territory a look.

[@TheRoseReaper]

@@_ArmIa Had a listen and it's not my thing.

[@georgeclueney4419]

@@TheRoseReaper Theres a cover made by Silvahound.

[@davisdf3064]

I got a fetish for fine art And this is definitely it

[@z3ronotfund939]

nl🗿

[@thezman9001]

But do you have a pair of knee socks and an oversized sweatshirt?

[@DozyF]

Yeah she goes through my heart

[@davisdf3064]

@@thezman9001 I will come with a'knocking with my stocking and you'll get hurt

[@ralphjimenez3191]

Seduce me.

[@parallelblack788]

The fact that Blu Heavy's arm pulling back through the wall matches the beat is great XD

[@Kagikarma]

Da-a I didn't expect that wall buster scene to by synched at first but HOOO BOY does it make some kind of power inside you to REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. That power btw is Autism

[@migueldevera5080]

Man, this cover is out stabbing people at a Walmart parking lot.

[@giorgioguolo7196]

weird analogy but yes

[@crixbunny8589]

CRACKED

[@ClownFromTheYear9998]

While that is happening, I am running while giggling and screaming like a maniac while ziplocking everybody’s car doors.

[@deeclassdude4745]

as the walmart parking lot, i can definitely say this is 100 percent true

[@vortex_all9055]

its more of a beating the hell out of people with two rocket launchers (and no that's not just the pootis extreme animation telling me this)

[@ILoveJamAndPeanuts]

I always thought it said "She's got a fetish for fat art" Still the funniest shit I've misheard.

[@insanityrat3063]

Lmao Personally i always thought it was "she's got a fetish for fire"

[@SolarThemedDance]

Pyro lol

[@Voidi-Void]

@@insanityrat3063 least insane rule34 user.

[@paper177]

I can’t unhear it

[@Oath_Of_The_Ancients]

@@SolarThemedDance Cynical or tf2?

[@ZephanyZephZeph]

Ken Ashcorp fuckin rules and I'm glad for his songs to be given new attention.

[@markleonheart7420]

I'll Drink to that 🍻

[@bruhler7559]

@@markleonheart7420 Cheers mate! 🍻

[@paper177]

Only this one we’ll appreciate because it’s covered and I think the uncovered one sounds like ass

[@DoxSteele]

@@paper177 what do you not like about it?

[@ksamusilver212]

@@DoxSteele They don't have a fetish for fine art.

[@milesprower6110]

Weird seeing Ken being remembered like this but a very welcome one xD

[@eltiohace10anos7]

muslos

[@colbyboucher6391]

Is it? Old TF2 (Like, pre-casual mode) servers were pretty much part of the same culture

[@Willzilla]

@@colbyboucher6391 there are still tons of horny fuckers on tf2 servers

[@unitedfoxesofyoutube3283]

Hello Miles,might seeing our fox centered country later?

[@vicenteveragarasapiain]

Thick Thighs

[@stangerw9704]

holy shit, this feels, so amazing, like it fits pootis engage type of comedy and animation while still being true to the og song, this is so well done

[@jlamna]

"All right... Sex. NOW!" (C)Blu Heavy

[@obamagaming2629]

coach :Лигма Шары

[@NoName-ze8kz]

@@obamagaming2629 АБЭМЭ, БЫЛ БЫ ТЫ ЧЕЛОВЕ♂️cum♂️

[@Officially_Unofficial-1]

@@obamagaming2629 *don’t translate this, worst mistake of my life*

[@sirmrman1]

@@Officially_Unofficial-1 AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHUHHH

[@erch_24]

@@obamagaming2629 мега хорош

[@LuckyKyutama]

2:02 is where the Pootis engaged intro starts

[@majoras_swag]

Pootis Status.

[@Viro_is_great]

*Da*

[@mistressofthenekos1743]

This song originally came out in 2013 and its crazy to see a cover get released 8 years later

[@colbyboucher6391]

It's so weird to me that 2013 was eight years ago :(

[@ClownFromTheYear9998]

@@colbyboucher6391 Those were better times. Sadness.

[@GTSW1FT]

@@ClownFromTheYear9998 like there were some banger games in 2013

[@GenericPhantom1]

@@colbyboucher6391 What? NO 2013 WAS 9 YEARS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@立風動画工房]

@@GenericPhantom1 Don't worry about the small numbers, someday today and tomorrow will be "8 years ago". It's okay. We just have to keep making good things. With our own hands. Then the "good old days" will continue. In our subjective time "8 years ago" (or 9 years ago). Forever.

[@KingJackofJackistan]

Mochi: ''I sure do hope my Mimi-Sentry model isn't made NFSW!'' These absolute chads:

[@ARGH69]

Yup

[@UH-60_Blackhawk]

im gonna be brutal honest: these "[X] status" videos are kinda low quality

[@tiberiusdawn2042]

I saw in twitter where he ok with mimi nsfw seeing a art of her with big juicy thighs No wait it was a big booty

[@Volcano22207]

@@UH-60_Blackhawkthere just overused by 12 year olds calling anything they don’t like cringe

[@Tuplapukki]

​@@UH-60_Blackhawk I barely see those

[@squeaks1432]

Dude, the unfinished was awesome, but this is even better! Congrats finishing it!

[@texasbeefburgergiver9260]

Well, cen0 already made a masterpiece its always marked the best sfm

[@texasbeefburgergiver9260]

Don't forget to support him

[@rocketdaone]

... this is a shitpost... this is no shitpost, this is a masterpiece

[@zoltanmeszaros4684]

A fine art if you will

[@owenpereyra6713]

Sinceramente, sería una gran serie si continúa, muy buena música y serie. Vivan los muslos

[@ChimparoncitoTF]

un hombre de cultura

[@enriquejoseantequerasanche6180]

@@ChimparoncitoTF las grandes mentes piensan igual

[@eltiohace10anos7]

amén

[@VaporeonGaming]

Both?

[@lolllinatorr5245]

@@VaporeonGaming both

[@Crystallinesoup]

Damn you consider this a shitpost? This goes hard

[@GTSW1FT]

High effort shitposting

[@БруноБуччелати-н6б]

​@@GTSW1FT fecal web creation, perchance.

[@green_creeper288]

Can we talk about that syncing for heavy's hand pulling out of the wall with the beat?

[@Ciel1820]

Absolutely love all the work that went into this. Been a big fan of Ken for a long time and this cover is absolutely a welcome edition to my playlists. For a shitpost this shit slaps, good luck with any of your future projects man, I'll be here for it.

[@TheWarGiraffe1000]

She's got a fetish for fine art A pair of knee-socks and an oversized sweatshirt She goes right to my heart She comes a'knocking with her stocking and I get hurt I get the feeling I'm in deep Troubled waters but they're only thigh-high This kind of girl don't get no sleep Don't wake your father, skip the starters, strap those garters up Oh my my! Checkered pattern on your skirt I see you flaunting, see you taunting, it's so sickening I can't resist the way you flirt I should be dead but my heartbeat's quickening I get the feeling less is more It's an excuse just to shake your little derrière That ratio; a perfect score A girl's status is measured by her denier Lie down baby Arch your back now Maybe you can help me get what I want Curve your little spine and tell me that you're mine It's all about the game and what you flaunt Yeah, I know that there's no pleasing you When you know that you're not teasing me She's an absolute terror for Absolute Territory (You're so hotly contested, here's a tip You should rename your thighs to the Gaza Strip) That's it, baby, take control You're so enticing, mesmerizing, don't know how to react You're gonna steal my very soul More manslaughter than the third impact I see you strutting in that pleat Double-taking, yeah I'm shaking and you know it shows This kind of girl just can't be beat She whispers in my ear Take off your clothes Lie down baby Arch your back now Maybe you can help me get what I want Curve your little spine and tell me that you're mine It's all about the game and what you flaunt Yeah, I know that there's no pleasing you When you know that you're not teasing me She's an absolute terror for Absolute Territory

[@thaias9654]

Thank you! I didn't know the lyrics and didn't want to have to open my browser to search for them.

[@h4-7]

i wish i forget the lyrics now that i know them

[@thefewer5139]

I love the evangelion reference with this line More manslaughter than the third impact

[@tartipouss]

I don't know how this banger is supposed to be a shitpost First time I hear a remix of this song despite having listened to it so many time, and it's a very good remix

[@baron8187]

Goddamn this version hits harder then most of the songs i've heard rn

[@yellowduckgamedev]

MY MAN DID IT! HE FINISHED THIS MASTERPIECE!

[@bigboi193]

he damn well did

[@ppneumonoultramicroscopicsilly]

2:09 "YOU'RE GOING DOWN, YOU SPUTNIK!" - Soldier

[@HappyOrwell]

Absolutely love the quality given to this cover! Killed it

[@Silverouss]

This actually slaps, I like the addition of the drums

[@Kagikarma]

This song is an amazing cover, and shows how dedication bears fruit. People like you inspire me to make my own stories, my own games, and my own adventures. Keep going, and don't lose sight of your goal everyone.

[@Kagikarma]

This is the first of many inspirational comments to come, just wait

[@Kagikarma]

Btw the chorus rocks, makes me imagine yugioh protagonist and rival beating a bad guys' ass

[@Gamorou]

Damn, I just discovered that cover, and its absolute fire, the guitars are insane, gave a really good alternative approach to the song

[@DoktorMyth]

“The booty will not wait forever!”

[@Noir-st4sx]

Okay. I am really liking when Blu Heavy tugs his hand out of the wall along with the beat. That shit tickles a wrinkle in my brain.

[@Sparky3174]

Glad to see Ken's music get some attention. Love the cover mate

[@taliakuznetsova7092]

The covert art on this video is some god tier stuff. 100/10 job.

[@jetstreamsam4735]

I love how the beeping stops when heavy destroys the thing

[@thearcticworier]

prediction, this will get minimum 10k views. if it doesnt, may you know it sure as hell does, this is badass

[@TeutonicViking]

Prediction was accurate.

[@eltiohace10anos7]

77k

[@G_L918]

120k dude

[@yellowduckgamedev]

167k

[@sonicfanboy3375]

267k now

[@zipical]

The only version I listen to so I don’t have weird anime stuff in recommended

[@colbyboucher6391]

Ironic considering old TF2 culture

[@zygardezap]

nah only version I would watch because I wouldn’t get weird stares from my friends after they find out that I listen to music with a furry with her thigh-highs being lifted up but instead “oh hey look it’s heavy from tf2”

[@pro_homeowner4854]

@@zygardezap yeah i like this meme, and the part of the song in the meme isnt that bad, but its a pretty cringe song

[@Rat_Fบcker]

Somebody need to make doom version I can see the potential

[@marmannenleo]

fr

[@godofsquirrels494]

That “you’re so hotly contested, heres a tip, you should rename your thighs to gaza strip” line gets funnier and funnier as time goes on lol.

[@DapperSFM]

Going to animate a small fight sequence while listening to this music, because if ceno0 made sick ass fight sequences with this music (well I mean it wasn't in the fight but whatever, pootis status) so can I

[@Kagikarma]

Do it! Can't wait for whatever pair beat some ass, maybe Kaiba and Yugi V Pegasus?

[@karimarvargas8603]

“Hey ceno0 this camera angle is sheet” -Blue Heavy Btw the banger part is 2:02 (real direct start of banger is at 2:08)

[@shawermus]

Found myself relistening to this a year later. Felt like such a breath of fresh air dear god. Definitely saving this in case it fades into obscurity.

[@deeclassdude4745]

I just realized we are looking through the soldiers point of view during the train fight scene. Amazing detail

[@rozzymox5726]

Honestly, No cap, This shit slaps

[@Gentle_Dude]

Lets be honest, the Heavy breaking door in same momentum of song is lit part to start.

[@mattdamt5208]

I love Ken Ashcorp and his music so much, you my friend have made my day with this version of the song! Do you have a version without Ken's isolated vocals btw? I'd love to try my luck with my own vocals. I only intend to as a personal project, and IF I do post it anywhere, of course credit will be given as is due.

[@hydrosmusic]

You got it! Check out my latest video or community post!

[@juuicebocks]

ive been looping this for like a week straight

[@FurryEskimo]

Nice use of bass! It’s just deep enough to sound Powerful and reminds me so much of the 90s brawlers I played. Some people push the bass so far it just hurts to listen to, but this sounds wonderful.

[@hydrosmusic]

yeah I get overwhelmed by too much bass too, but I know when to push it.

[@SKull0856]

I love how this became *the main theme of TF2*

[@deeclassdude4745]

I listen to this song while weight lifting so I can get a strong body and show people WHOS BOSS OF THIS FACILITY

[@wifferskye5581]

How did you make an amazing song even better?? Nice work!

[@lobanych0203]

Кто не знал: Абсолютная территория - английский перевод японского термина Дзэттай-рёики, обозначающего открытый участок кожи между чулками и мини-юбкой. А какой-то чел посвятил этому целую песню XD

[@romanloev5376]

У него много таких песен, и большинство про такие вот фетиши

[@Giaccio896]

​@@romanloev5376вот такие пироги

[@comraderaf4595]

I just liked the song and the first thing that shows up when i search it are these thumbnails i had to scroll through before finding this one. I need my bleach.

[@balkaba3927]

this is such a underrated channel

[@kultistlunatick1631]

Is it really the world's edge from the apex behind, but everyone doesn't care

[@TheGlowingBeansGuy]

Finaly, the official Sex 2 soundtrack.

[@islandman7694]

So happy to hear Ken Ashcorp’s songs get more attention

[@jakejohnson718]

2:08 pootis: ENGAGED

[@luliame1446]

Oh boi I'm glad you finished it after all !

[@wipwarp549]

This is great for a shitpost, it reminds me of the music from Panty and Stocking

[@dudeontheinternet8615]

ceno0 literally reinvented the meaning of this song.

[@CountCalcium]

how?

[@chunger2]

bruh i been boppin and only just now realizing what the lyrics are????

[@sleepless2299]

I like the original song but, i love this

[@crimekitty]

this hits much harder than the original imo

[@Cherryboyriot_official]

You did not

[@532isthebestnumber]

he did

[@garnettheepikdude35246]

Pooti[S] [E]ngage Extrem[X]e

[@IamIanOficial]

i just love how this guy's *4 MOST WATCHED VIDEOS* are covers for absolute territory. mah man literally got almost 2 million views with 4 covers for a music that's featured in an sfm shitpost video.

[@hydrosmusic]

unfortunately this is what I'm kinda upset about, because my other songs don't get nearly as many views

[@Rooluxx]

I can’t describe how amazing this song is

[@catoticneutral]

Now there is three versions of this song on my playlist. Cool.

[@theoneandonlyufomini-bot]

Pootis, engage.

[@dimitriy743]

Absolute territory but you can normally look at it

[@p.m.e.7311]

sounds like a guilty gear song and I love it

[@me.pumpkin6274]

I NEEDED THIS SO FUCKING BADLY BRO THE REAL ONE HAS NO FUCKING BASS THANK YOU

[@LemonSpacebirb]

Me when I see this: SEXELENT

[@YourLocalNo0ne]

This is the best fucking "Shitpost" that can ever be made.

[@Minos_Prime_wewe]

Super Smokin Sexy Style cover

[@buddysadventuregame1255]

I just can't imagine what well see on the internet after 20 years it's already like a whole different world if you use it correctly

[@PhoenixAceVFX]

might make a visualizer with this (with lyrics just like i did with the original song)

[@hydromisc]

I’d prefer if you don’t (for my songs). Sorry chief.

[@PhoenixAceVFX]

@@hydromisc ah aight then

[@Maefloppy]

Nothing like a blue Heavy with sunglasses and a red Heavy that has been summoned fighting a super buff Soldier

[@mr.infernal1380]

This remix rocks, we *both* know that.

[@ianweckhorst3200]

Tf2 is why I got into his music for a while

[@J03_M4m4]

"You should rename your thighs to the Gaza Strip" Gentlemen, would you say this aged like milk or wine? (no arguments plz, this is just for memes)

[@callousTelegnosis]

Defo aged like milk

[@TheOneWhoSometimesSaysOk]

It didn't age at all... Just like those kids in Gaza strip

[@J03_M4m4]

@@TheOneWhoSometimesSaysOk Damn💀

[@morpheus_uat]

yo this is SICK AF, listen to that guitar, i had to stop my grim dawn grinding just to comment this because this sh1t is fire fam

[@mr_piano_man3743]

If you don't mind me asking, how did you find the sheet music for all of the instruments? or did you recreate it by ear/impromptu what couldn't be identified? Been trying to learn MIDI files and such, and a custom remix of Absolute Territory is one of the things I've been wanting to do for a long time!

[@hydrosmusic]

i MAY have combined a bunch of midis together lol, but it still took a while since I had to 1. fix them 2. experiment around with shreddage and different amps to find the right tones.

[@Dricon1997]

Fine art, good soup. He's made some good stuff.

[@nguyendanny2182]

Why do I hear boss music

[@kubapepa9264]

One of the hardest beats i have heard god dayum! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥Shi is fire!

[@keyztroke]

I only like 2 parts of this song fr

[@nevereva2330]

I’ve been listening to this cover on and off for the last couple of months and i just gotta say this cover kicks ASS

[@EchoKidPlaysLego]

2:09 3:41 EPIC REMIX STARTS

[@crush3140]

so thats going into my playlist

[@WHOARETHEPATRIOTS475]

This is like god coming back from the heavens to beat the shit out of the evil Serpent and bringing back Adam and Eve back to the garden of eden, except that bull shit never happened but at least we have this masterpiece

[@grimfoxystudios4920]

This is the best cover i've ever heard in my life (im a mad ken ashcorp fan too so i'm vibing)

[@insert-funny-tf2-pun]

I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any piece of bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on 57:42.I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was at 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. Tt absolutely moved my soul , and i don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a piece of bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a bacon I have ever seen especially on 17:24. I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. The work put in to this is incredibly inspiring. The graphics, the animation, the music, so much thought was put into it. This has remined me that you can do anything you put your mind to. Not even mentioning the memories, this makes me feel like an infant again, just laying my eyes on this beautiful masterpiece gives me all the good feelings in life. I also understand what happiness is again from this. Not even to mention the most incredible part that is 2:10. Bacon spinning has changed my life for the better. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. So much great graphic design, so much suspense, so much greatness in this one video. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on 57:42. I am crying. This has made me go through an emotional rollercoaster. I cried, beat off, and also watched a movie while watching this premiere. This has made me go through so much. I passed depression because of this. It really inspired me to become an outstanding young man. Thank you.

[@wooda7]

I ain't readin all that

[@hydrosmusic]

Uhhhhhhh thanks, I guess?

[@wooda7]

Wait, this is from that bacon spinning video

[@plugshirt1762]

@@wooda7 Yeah it's a pretty popular shitpost now though lol

[@Heggchandwich]

I ain't readin allat Edit: I read allat

[@sterm1ous]

2:09 when the music hits lie down baby arch your back now maybe you help me get what i want. curve your lil spine and tell me that your mine and its all about the game and what you flaunt yeah i know that theres no pleasing yoouuu and you know that your not teasing meeee she's an absolute terror for absolute territoryy

[@NoWayItsNate241]

This is truly one of the songs of all time

[@SOMETHING_ORIGINAL341]

Ken shameless then we got an absolute banger that was this