Kenner Royal Guards

[@cudacade]

I hope that the Emperor is on the other side of the wall listening

[@TheNext17]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cyberius7042]

I knew a guy like this once. You couldn't believe a word he said, especially if he was telling a story, because if you did you'd start doubting that water was actually wet.

[@TheNext17]

I'm still struggle to understand dry martinis myself.. it's been decades since I first heard about them...

[@AcroRay]

We hire only the best royals for this job!

[@TheNext17]

Some were a bit dusty. I only noticed when I saw them zoomed in on a 24" monitor.... old eyes you see ;)

[@intonationdemos11]

Hilarious!! A specific number of hours of urine retention to make you Royal!! I'm a teacher, so I'd be a frickin Overlord of the planet earth by now, if that were the measure of seniority!! 🤣🤣💪

[@TheNext17]

Just, just wanted to point that out. You NEED to claim your title or they'll pass you over!

[@patrickbirt9034]

I’m loving these short videos!

[@TheNext17]

Glad you like them!

[@obirobkenobi3599]

Brilliant! Do you have a large Star Wars figure collection?

[@TheNext17]

I'd say fair?

[@StarWarsObsessed]

Hilarious🤣🤣

[@miked6288]

Is Madds Mickelson narrating this?

[@TheNext17]

Yes. But it's not narration when it's dialog.

[@miked6288]

@@TheNext17 Disagree. Narration is the relating of a series of events as a story. It can include dialogue. As the voiceover in this narrative is the same voice for all of the characters with no attempt at differentiation, this most definitely qualifies as narration.

[@TheNext17]

@@miked6288 almost correct. You got the definition of narration right,so that's something I guess. But a narrator does definitely not speak dialog. I wish I had time to teach you your own language but I just don't. Please have fun with the videos, they're free. If not, simply leave them. I have already apologized for my awful accent and bad acting in most videos, that would be enough for most balanced people I assume ;)

[@miked6288]

@@TheNext17 Oh. I see. You were offended by my comment. I was wondering why you were being so nasty. I was not meaning to be offensive. As your video was obviously meant to be funny, I thought I would make a funny comment. It’s interesting that you chose Star Wars as the subject of your videos. Like them, you seem bent on offending, belittling and alienating your viewers. It’s sad that you feel the need to apologize for your poor acting and awful accent. Maybe that’s something you can take up with your therapist. I’m personally not interested in hearing you cry about it. If you can’t take light hearted jokes or criticism without being triggered, maybe you should find another, less public forum to ply your creative efforts. I for one will openly accept your invitation to “leave” your videos. Have a nice day.

[@stephentaylor7555]

😂👍