Exams, CBSE, Punishments - Stand Up Comedy by Kenny Sebastian

[@_sadritaa_9015]

"ascending order of insecurities" That hit hard....

[@natur6132]

It still hits me hard when i see children getting arranged on assemblies 😣😂

[@minnie7103]

armyyy .... purple youu

[@anoushka2946]

💜

[@jeslynkakani591]

Hi army ⟬⟭💜

[@elizadsouza8470]

Army!

[@kshamam7915]

"Morning assembly is a phenomena where you put kids in the sun and roast them to light brown. Make sure they're light brown". The best line😩

[@bhoomikasavangikar]

totally true..

[@jeswinetom1097]

Kv💪

[@prernasharma1731]

Getting the feeling right now🤣

[@piggypanda2904]

i can relate this😂😂😂😂

[@suga3202]

Yesss 😂

[@thebraveone8963]

"EVERY TEACHER HAS A NICKNAME" . .Truth of life.

[@Bhopaltesttubebabycentre]

the braveoshoho

[@harshakedia5786]

So true😂😂

[@blebey]

We had a teacher called Honey Singh 🤣🤣 Now you figure out why.....

[@harshakedia5786]

@@blebey why

[@karishmachaudhary9953]

Cause we can't respect teachers *pffffffffff*

[@hello.8496]

State Board: H for horse CBSE: H for helicopter ICSE: H for Heisenberg's uncertainty principle

[@harshasivadas422]

Truth 😂

[@harshasivadas422]

@@induuuxoxo what are you talking about 😂🤣all syllabuses contain Heisenberg uncertainty principle 🤦 you didn't get his sarcastic remark it seems😬🤦

[@hello.8496]

@@harshasivadas422 bhai sarcasm and joke does not fits in everyone's small 🤏 brain.😂

[@harshasivadas422]

@@hello.8496 I felt the same when this girl said this statement 😂😂🤣🤣

[@pavansuryesh]

IB: H for Hieroglyphic

[@kajalshrivas627]

I think he gelled it with the tears of the children . 🤣🤣

[@donavarghese5972]

I feel that too

[@BV-mg1ek]

My god I read that ad he said it lolol🤣

[@MichelleKarikkassery]

Omg it was so funny

[@user-cs4oy1pk6l]

*The Indian Education system ensures one thing for sure...* *That we are screwed up for life.* 😂🤷‍♀️💁‍♀️

[@vijetatayade6313]

You also bi?

[@sudalainitinmuthu238]

It's not the problem of CBSE. It's because of the bullshit Teachers we have been taught and our Parents Unnecessary expectations.

[@brajwasi6258]

It does the opposite lol

[@blasewalk5888]

Not really

[@blasewalk5888]

we can come out of the trauma easily

[@riparnaroychowdhury9363]

You forgot the part of the "Pledge ", every Indians are my brothers and sisters and we always used to whisper to ourselves "except one"

[@kinghappy9682]

Riparna Roy Chowdhury and who was that person? The principal or someone special?

[@-khushlush]

we used to be like "All Indians are YOUR brothers and sisters"

[@AsquareM]

I used to keep fingers crossed XD

[@lekhajohn8239]

Yea true

[@Jayaa.Nishad]

Riparna Roy Chowdhury we say our sister and sister hahah lolz...!

[@nafisaadoor7921]

CBSE text book : a start is a star CBSE exam : define star, answer expected is from the ICSE textbook

[@priyamraichand1874]

I was in cbse school

[@animalsare2018]

@@SashiDevi-ys6sq that's why the anxiety right , no one prepares us mentally for the strom

[@thunderfirex335]

@@SashiDevi-ys6sq I’m just about to go into 11th this year after boards, I need a new change of pants that aren’t wet now. Thanks

[@chereipeach345]

@@SashiDevi-ys6sq man 11th was the worst academic year in my life. in 10th i got 96 nd then boom 11th i'm suddenly at 70 lmao. still can't figure out wtf happened that year.

[@mariavincent1750]

yup! icse exams are better in that regard!

[@shiridisaishiridisai1208]

Every cbse student's unspoken words😭

[@nikbik2398]

😄

[@Priyanshu-raj]

🤣

[@amulyagupta5969]

@@nikbik2398 of pe it or or a way

[@neilmu3494]

CBSE is torture curriculum. Worst in the World. I think it's ranked in one of the lowest in terms of how student friendly it is... It only depends on rote learning 😞😞😞

[@gopikumar5271]

Very very correct

[@KennySebastian]

Thank you so much for liking the video so much! Just wanna say good luck to a lot of you who are writing your exams! Please subscribe to my channel so you get a notification whenever I upload a video, a large subscriber base allows me to do more videos and get more opportunities to make better videos! Thank you again for the love!

[@swap894]

today I got my 12 th std literature paper .... here I am like kudos Kenny's video .... how could I miss it 😂😂😂😂😂

[@whatisyourproblem]

+Kenny Sebastian Amazing Kenny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ......please upload more frequently like this ! I literally wait for your videos everyday!!!!!!!.....u r extremely hilarious!!! love u tons !!!!

[@niveditavarma8531]

thanks kenny..! seriously writing exams tomorrow is building pressure..and this was needed..!:)

[@niharikapipariya6641]

12th boards starting tomorrow. must stop bing watching your videos. thanks you're toooo funny :P :")

[@teejay97fl5]

+Kenny Sebastian GIving my cbse tomorrow mate! Thanks for the re-reality check xD You`re awesome though

[@sohamkarmakar9663]

CBSE : OH LOOK It's a Star ICSE : A shooting star, known formally as a meteor, is the visible passage of a glowing meteoroid, micrometeoroid, comet or asteroid through Earth's atmosphere, after being heated to incandescence by collisions with air molecules in the upper atmosphere, creating a streak of light via rapid motion State Syllabus : LOOK OUT EVERYONE GRANDPA'S THERE

[@sherlindavid1636]

This comment deserves more likes. Lmfao

[@lingeshwarans4512]

😂😂

[@niranjanasunil7092]

I'm dead😂😂😂😂😐😐😐🌚😂😂😂

[@asvithasathyaraj9526]

Lol😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@suvambehera4218]

CBSE (actually be like): oh look! its my grandfather

[@barnalisinha6]

"Rich people are like ,what is this is it a spa?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nonstopnj]

It was no less than spa😅

[@devanshsanghavi]

He used to gel his hair with his children's tears. I died!!!

[@khushirai6537]

How did u comment this then???🤔

[@debangana1000]

R I p dude

[@safiayounus4015]

Freshly gel 😂😂😂😂

[@sarathskumar7696]

Rip

[@vigneshp9994]

he forgot community songs, WE SHAAAL WOVERCOME SAMDAYYY!

[@anabanana8518]

OH MY GOODNESS YES! When I first heard the song, I didn't even know the first words were "We shall" because I thought everybody just kept repeating the name "Vishal". xD

[@vigneshp9994]

Prachi Kalra LOL XD...our practicals just got over ..DONNO WHAT I'LL DO...I WANT TO STAY HERE FOR A LIFETIME.

[@liam9635]

yaaas...like keeping yours palms crossed in front...when they shout COMMUNITY SONG POSITION...the all the children be like uggggggggghhh.... and the prayer party smiles at us...

[@nenavathramji3190]

Connecting wires hi

[@katoki2416]

Vignesh P 😂😂

[@jjk5944]

Hi kenny Iam currently studying in kv and prasad is a teacher of our school and he has the same discription as you descibed. his name is svr prasad, like to pass it to kenny Sebastian

[@sreekarrao2542]

Joshua sam varghese 😂😂😂😂😂

[@1234dptk]

KV IISc right? He has taught me as well. But he never threw dusters at us.

[@1234dptk]

Wait, aren't you my brother's classmate? XD

[@Karyappaap537]

@@1234dptk yeah he is..xD

[@wholesomehoorpari1971]

Oh my god coincidences xd

[@kpfaj]

This is not comedy, this is a documentary

[@balajivenu3362]

Disgusting comedy.... KVs had their own charm and students were all rounders, not just bookworms. This guy has a pathetic sense of humour.

[@kka25175]

@@balajivenu3362 well, KV's present condition has resulted in its downfall.. otherwise it can also provide quality education

[@trvebm7812]

@@balajivenu3362 very true. There was nothing to laugh here. Most of the people here have really bad sense of humour. He hasn't even laid the context(in the initial part of the video) and people are laughing. Seems scripted.

[@akhil991]

yes

[@joykumarchoudhury1758]

i did your 500 likes 😂

[@amoghsv557]

Kenny : *breathes* Crowd : WOOOOOO *laughter* . . Ps: I love and respect Kenny

[@vivek.r4832]

True

[@anidea8012]

Yea

[@jiminslostjams1850]

Yes..he is over acting

[@dishadham9565]

I'm currently a tenth grader in C.B.S.E and I'd like to say that this piece is absolutely INCREDIBLE! thumbs up dude! keep it high!

[@bestofinstagram502]

Disha Dham real school begins only in 11th std my dear .Choose bio maths for more intense effect.

[@Uma_Karthik]

Disha Dham m Ijiuii9 7uu77iky

[@craigh4868]

Disha Dham wats ur snapchat or instagram

[@fairytale5693]

Best Of Instagram i took both lol

[@aarushimendiratta8593]

The fact that you're probably graduating from college right now🤪

[@komalsalunke479]

I am a KVian too 😂 gosh KVs are the same everywhere!! No difference

[@farhat1946]

Exactly

[@shreyashpawar9108]

M also a kvian😂

[@shubhramitrabasak8621]

Yes you are right I'm also a kvian and the conditions of my kV is same as well

[@shreyashpawar9108]

@@shubhramitrabasak8621 which kV bro?

[@nipagozkvian7692]

Me too

[@niceupaprika4983]

Brown kids after morning assembly: ☻

[@kalyanimenon5600]

Very accurate

[@deadcherry9655]

🤣🤣🤣🤣😅🤣🤣🤣😅

[@abc-dn1hz]

😂😂😂😂👏🏻

[@syoutubing]

Army 😂✌️💀

[@abc-dn1hz]

🤣🤣🤣

[@vidyamoni1665]

gelled it with the tears of his children 😂😂😂😂

[@alishamoghe]

Calculation mistake was awesome.."Ghanan Ghanan ghan Ghir aye bhadra.... "😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂.... I just luv the way Kenny says.... Awesome...

[@oweznero]

Lemme tell you a joke INDIAN EDUCATION SYSTEM.

[@oweznero]

Ahh yesss... So you saw my comment on mensutra's video? Hahaaw nice to meet you again

[@parweenbano4349]

What does feminism has anything to do with it🤔

[@NgocAnh-ef5gr]

Parween Bano probably they indirectly show the importance of education

[@disgruntled.pelican5324]

😂

[@sds187]

@@parweenbano4349 Radical,modern feminism...

[@reshma5061]

8:38 when everyone is appreciating the joke ,then Kenny starts singing "ghanan ghanan" the audience lose their shit and applauds more:) I wish i cud be this cool!

[@gopikaanil5834]

Anybody else noticed the pun about the 'board' meeting for dusters? 😂

[@vdhanpal]

Yup 😂😂😂

[@rohi1255]

Just realised

[@akashkvijay]

ohhh so that was intentional?

[@rishiagarwal3726]

he didnt emphazise on it sadly

[@rishabhdagar162]

Gopika Anil no shit sherlock

[@revesai8555]

Anyone who's been on the ascending order of insecurities would know the epic battle between the students who stand in the front to move at least one place behind. It's a cold blooded battle where we call out each other like there's no tomorrow

[@arnavkmr3895]

Truer words haven't been spoken

[@vkd7948]

You forgot about the day of inspection when everyone is well dressed and show off their extraordinary skills like a boy suddenly starts flying, a girl starts getting wings as she is 'papa ki pari' and you start getting FEAR (yes, fear is your extraordinary skill on the day of inspection)

[@safiayounus4015]

Dude, the "is thr any calculation mistake?" So relatable 😂😂😂

[@jhinuksaha5071]

this was hilarious...i am a KVian too..and i can relate to everything that has been spoken by kenny..brought back all my memories of kv days..

[@chiragbhavsar6134]

same

[@d_techterminal]

KVians ROCK!

[@radhikapatil9636]

Jhinuk Saha me too kvian

[@kvdiaries5938]

have a look at us in my channel what we did in kv

[@vishaltyagi9004]

Iam a KVIAN and I had been through this all

[@flivver2527]

usually I don't watch Indian stand up comedy. First time I'M watching Indian stand up and I really loved it.

[@josephfernando4867]

which standup do you watch?

[@flivver2527]

Joseph Fernando Ryan stiles, Wayne Brady, Kate McKinnon, taran killam, kennon Thompson,fred armison, bill hader, tacy Morgan etc and Saturday night live......

[@overthemoonflorist9135]

samee!

[@flivver2527]

Tanvi Duvedi Cool Buddy

[@jincyc.joshwa1351]

Daniel Fernandez is also cool. Check him out

[@bull8baba]

I could watch a whole hour only of this school stuff. Full nostalgia!

[@venkatbalachandra5965]

I got 97.4 in ICSE, was the tallest in my class and as school president, was the one who checked the uniforms. That first part hit different.

[@bharatgoel8809]

But then you either failed jee/neet or ran away from science because that's how every class topper ends like

[@venkatbalachandra5965]

@@bharatgoel8809 I actually am doing computer science in a tier-1 college dude, chill.

[@bharatgoel8809]

@@venkatbalachandra5965 it's not bits/iit/nit is it?

[@venkatbalachandra5965]

@@bharatgoel8809 An NIT actually, but you really need to find a life dude. I didn't target you with that comment, and yet you're regularly spending time trolling me😄

[@gsiya4023]

@@venkatbalachandra5965 lmao the other dude really wants your life bad lols

[@shivanshi_singla]

Ascending order of insecurities ??? Should it not be descending order like -1st one - the shortest one - most insecure and then the longer ones who are comparatively less insecure !!! Or am i overthinking 😂

[@potatopotahto5824]

Ascending is from smaller to bigger ( eg- ascending the stairs meaning going up the stairs.) Descending is Big to small ( eg- descending the stairs meaning going down the stairs.)

[@aditri2664]

Directioner 12493 I think she knows that and she is right.

[@potatopotahto5824]

@@aditri2664 But how? She said that descending order is shortest to tallest. But that's not the right thing. Ascending is shortest to tallest.

[@hrithikkrishna4304]

@@potatopotahto5824 by shortest to tallest she meant the descending order of insecurities, the shortest guy has the highest insecurity and tallest the least...makes sense now?

[@shwetaratnesh29]

Good catch

[@tulip-vf3iz]

oh goodness. I've never laughed so much. its 3am and I am watching your videos trying not laugh loud so that I don't wake others . But it's not happening. Too hilarious

[@Jadu_1691]

tulip 3650 i hear ya. xD xD

[@bhavyabhavsar9388]

tulip 3650 i know that feeling

[@Orion22810]

tulip 3650 Same situation!😂 It's 2.13am right now!😛

[@nishantdravid3089]

tulip 3650 same here😹😹 its 4:49am

[@arundpm8220]

Haha.. Me here as well 😂

[@adyajha9319]

Oh god, I just started missing my school after watching this video.. I am a K.V. student as well. Kenny you could have also talked about those moments when Principal of the school would give a half an hour lecture in the morning assembly and many kids would start faking getting unconscious so that they don't have to bear that.. and also about 'Asto ma sadgamaya..' and 'bharat ka swarnim gaurav ...' and so many other songs we used to sing in the assembly.... anyway great video as usual :) ...We KVians rock!!!

[@gunitanagi]

+1

[@NotionNationX]

in my school kids fainted during inspection

[@NotionNationX]

but still luv mah scul

[@adyajha9319]

Harsha P lol..you too are a K.Vian?

[@NotionNationX]

Adya jha yep

[@muskanie2055]

I once asked my mom when i was young that "in our school they make us say all indians are my brother and sister so are you and papa siblings ?" And i still remember the beating i got that day . Edit : OMG I have never got so many likes , THANK YOU!

[@dakshayaninati9133]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ashishd6737]

Sad 😀

[@sebbi8762]

😂😂😂

[@youresogolden8171]

Poor you 🥺🥺😆😆

[@giovannigorgeous5107]

Bengali?

[@ska4666]

*"All India's are my Brothers n **_Sisters"_* *Me:* wait What!?😟Sisters , Why a sane guy will ever Marry Sisters. _(First Noticed this Bull Crap in 6th and Dropped it for Eternity 😅)_

[@witchsorrowful1918]

Lannisters

[@neilb9768]

@@witchsorrowful1918 GOT fan spotted

[@aamil360]

Sweet Home Alabama

[@Abhinav-MR]

Maybe Luke Skywalker😂😂

[@olisenpaii2090]

Incest lol

[@tarunmood]

i fking lost it at the "ghanan ghanan" bit.. Certainly, this was all a trip down memory lane.. Thanks kenny!

[@vishalrangineni1158]

yeah...ghanan ghanan was fuckn amazing man......i laughed so hard for dat..i was actually scrolling down the comments if anyone mentioned about it.

[@jahnavisiluveru2081]

Tarun Mudliar r€

[@defaultuser4024]

Tarun Mudliar ikr😂😂😂

[@harshvardhanjha4611]

"If their are any calculation mistakes " *best part.

[@saralmane2288]

Ikr

[@sidharthsankar1972]

I finished my class 12th a year back and spend roughly 10 years in K V . I couldn't relate more to anything else in life till now other than this standup . Thank u Kenny for taking me back to those wonderful 10 years of my life again .😂😂😂

[@drisakar7744]

"he gelled his hair with the tears of children"😂😂😂😂

[@aditi013]

all of us had a Prasad Sir xD .I am connecting to this at a spiritual level! xD

[@jhalakmalhotra5066]

We too have prasad sir rit now😂😂

[@ritzj1271]

Nailed it Kenny!!😂😂 Regards from a KV product😂😎😂

[@vedant2551]

me too

[@venkateshgopalakrishnan196]

Ritz J Mee too bro

[@akansharawat]

Same 😂

[@Sg2908]

Me too

[@tannugupta3293]

Me 2 :)

[@anujasharma9114]

I'm a Kvian never related to something better😂😂

[@sudhasainath2876]

True we kvians only know it

[@roophashreemeham601]

Me also kvian

[@mandasonbarse9963]

Me too🤣

[@gunjangaur1783]

Same here 🤣

[@aravindan8156]

Ya bro being a KVian is like being in Bigboss with a pocha kapda uniform..

[@nikkomango]

This is genuinely my favorite Kenny stand up comedy ever

[@alchemicreduction3819]

I just found this channel. *Binge mode on*

[@amalapauljoy1]

Same here :)

[@AakankshaLolusare]

Wow! 😉😆 One can also mention the compulsory 2 braids for girls. That's the universal rule for all the KV female teachers. Just to ensure that boys don't flirt with girls 😂

[@anjana_padma]

That's for all schools! Not just KV 😅

[@itsinsane6826]

Bt that still happen 😂😅

[@AakankshaLolusare]

@@itsinsane6826 sadly true... 😂

[@priyanshihirpara7495]

Yaah 🤣🤣🤣LMAO

[@nayanachandra1829]

Istg as if girls start looking less pretty with 2 braids

[@manisha7679]

We CBSE student can never get over: INDIA IS MY COUNTRY...

[@Lexi-ty2ff]

Each word you said was like gospel of truth about CBSE ,been there in the same situation 😂

[@ritukhurana4260]

"make sure u turn brown" Happens everyday even after studying convent school 😣

[@arulmozhi8680]

Any KVians watching ? 🔥 This so damn relatable 😂 since being a KVian ! ❤

[@vakaresangeetha6084]

Yeah ❣️❣️ 12 years where Osm ❤❤

[@sachinraut5211]

From K V Aurangabad shift 2

[@poojaindia]

yeah me too

[@whattosay6779]

Me

[@jyotigupta1498]

Me

[@beyourself5864]

Uniform assessment at morning assembly, Sun roast in the morning, using duster to punish are literally insane happened to us dude..! 😛🤣

[@adikshithojha3666]

The two dislikes are from kV teachers I guess.

[@shikhaagarkar8195]

yeah! one of them must be prasad sir.. :p

[@kirandev9960]

Hahaha

[@harendrasingh_22]

+shikha agarkar hahahahaga

[@___DannyBoyka]

+Adikshith Ojha 61 teachers now :D

[@guddidas]

you are right. they haunt us on social media.

[@purushottam2010]

All the real Board Victims (2016)...Please stand up please stand up....

[@iluvsp9]

+Purushottam Hari Let the pwnage begin.

[@shlokakamath6380]

finished one exam...nine more to go! #ICSEPROBLEMS

[@martiebum7075]

yo!!

[@dakshamgosai]

+Nishtha Rautela Stop commenting and go study!

[@vishwa6901]

✋✋

[@Frontduty]

School is the only place where children employed. Employers are paying to be employed (forcefully).

[@israakhalidali6452]

" All Africans are my brothers and sisters" MoOd

[@prayujpillai]

that comparing part was on point!! haha

[@ojaschavan1234]

exactly!

[@jinhitentertainment270]

As an ex KVian, I experienced all of this too😂😂 You had Prasad sir & we had Rao sir😂😂😂

[@bhoomikasavangikar]

We have rao sir too ;)... btw hey army

[@syoutubing]

Jinhit 😂

[@vaishnavivkookmin1892]

Btw I have ap Singh sir....army😂😂😂

[@farhathullahmohd6626]

anyone else did 12 years in KV & thought he was speaking the truth

[@solitary_soul]

oh yes ...

[@amritjn21]

Ya I did , he spoke truth . But their is more truth to be spoken.

[@mminu100]

omg... kv schools are the best... 😂😁

[@drminiajitha7729]

Same here :D

[@ROHITH397]

every word is true

[@shrishtysingh7298]

I was in ICSE till 10th standard and had went straight off to CBSE to same shit everday for 2 years. Trust I had seen both sides of the story.

[@namka8588]

Lol me too 😂😂💜

[@navya6813]

Same

[@bprithiraj8611]

Same.

[@prernasharma1307]

Same

[@Nostalgic_Nooks]

kendriya vidyalaya.... rich people be like...some spa or what!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ya...indeed its a spa...wer u get all kinds of body treatment....so truee........

[@SwagsterPotatoGD]

😂

[@donavarghese5972]

🤣🤣

[@dhanyarajan5496]

We used to have a sir who would throw chalks at those who talk while he taught English. The chalk hits one guy's forehead split into two and hit two other guys as well ... Awesome video, Kenny ... Just that you could have included a part where cbse students of different schools fight with each other and when a state syllabus guy comes up we all team up against him ... !!! Great work..😀

[@idresseaymu1008]

And last day that piece of chalk hit my head while I was walking on the road

[@sarvesh714]

Life is fucking boring after 10th.School days are the best.

[@lazyindiandude]

No bro. It's actually toddler days. Because if you're a toddler, there's no need for you to bootlick a person who has a mutual hatred for you just because you didn't do their homework or some shit.

[@sanskarwaghchaure4131]

Sarvesh Pathak infant days are the best

[@varunsandyful]

hmm days when we didn't exist were probably better

[@kickbuttowski3043]

u rock bro (y)

[@meethimaity1048]

t totally agree with yu

[@devmehta1888]

3:13 That Imperial March moment was so thrilling man 🤣

[@asefahafeez8910]

I m not from KV. I m from DAV. n our situation was just as bad. I don't feel any nostalgia or anything it was soooo horrible. I wouldn't go back if someone paid me to.

[@techking3664]

Ayesha Akhtar im also from DAV

[@techking3664]

Which dav are u from I'm from nerul

[@dhruvmenon3841]

Ayesha Akhtar I am also in DAV and both kv and dav are bad

[@hiran1724]

I'm sorry to break it down ,but kV mein Mazaa hi kuch aur hai

[@himonkoch3416]

tech king holy fuck I am from dav nerul as well xD

[@radhikarishi9420]

I love the concrete jungle - yeah! song at the beginning and ending of the stand up! it gets me even more excited 😂

[@thesujithkumar_]

Artist ?

[@neoar143]

SuJith KuMar its Otis Mcdonald-Ever Felt Pt. 2

[@rishabhbose1750]

lock shit down Chali 2na

[@AAKARSH_JHA]

it is both mixed up songs.

[@anjalidubey8545]

Yupp both mixed song..

[@YogeshAnandS]

So here is a short fun story : *I got 75% in 12th cbse and one girl in my class was crying because she got 95% instead of 97%* 😂😂😂(btw 3 people can pass in that percentage) 🙄 Edit: Don't see the replies in this comment there is a war out there😑

[@DrAnanthukrishnan6604]

that is hilarious

[@GeneralInfoSystem]

I got 53% .

[@sanasayed5793]

Bcoz mostly all girls are smart and intelligent in studies😎

[@josaphcj7199]

@@sanasayed5793 those girls are storage devices. I hope u know the difference between smart and Memory capacity

[@herewego7949]

@@josaphcj7199 the analogy of a low scorer, 12th boards especially physics and maths are definitely not about memory and considering 93%, then it definitely isn't. girls are in general motivated to score good in school by parents and not at other things like IIT etc, if they were , they'd ace the fuck out of those too, but I know many beyond smart girls probably because there parents are encouraging

[@pritika02]

Not only CBSE but the ICSE students also went through the same things he mentioned from the assembly thing to the marks thing😂 One or two students had to faint during the morning assembly and the teachers standing under the shed would be like "didn't have your breakfast or what?" 😂😃

[@kyojuroswife4112]

I agree but empty stomach does makes you dizzy 😹😹

[@krishnabera3949]

Yep , sad truth . 😅.

[@0209vinay]

Kenny, I could relate each and everything you just told! I too, am a KVian.

[@kvdiaries5938]

Vinay Shankar will u relate to us also check out our videos in kv

[@TheArchit1]

1:57 it should be descending order of insecurities.

[@LaxmiDevi-hc5mt]

Asatoma sadagamaya Hit like if you know what this is XD All in all I'm a proud kv student Wahaha

[@titan_iwnl7563]

Prayer line

[@SanBournville]

I shifted to cbse after class 10 I miss icse

[@keerthiareddy]

Thamasoma jyothirgamaya

[@AryanKumar-in3pk]

Mrityorma Amritamgamaya

[@aparnadavidson3306]

I'm not though....

[@sanjaygupta5725]

Kenny used a Harry Potter reference guys !!! He Said death eaters ... Love you kenny Amazing content

[@navaneethv2827]

If you have bad impressions about Government School; Come to kerala..😉

[@devikanair527]

Finally someone said it ♥️

[@swathipoojary1059]

I'm waiting for it.

[@RameesMuhammedMK]

Well done bro.. milk bottles would never get that point

[@devil3001]

He is from kerala

[@cookingwiths.k9512]

True.. Your determination, ur hard work is imp for success....

[@Mohabzan.]

Hey, even I'm studying in K. V. buddy, what u said about K. V. is 100% true, you are amazing, your expressions are superb, overall you are the best 👍👍👌👌👌

[@nurarex]

Surviving Assembly was like landing on Normandy beach and not getting shot.

[@atifmd1205]

what the hell dude hahahahahahaa

[@feensheikh9105]

This never gets boring!😅😆...such stressbuster!!😍

[@sanjyotpote2559]

KVIANS ARE THE BEST ! U PROVED IT KENNY ! 😋😋😋😋

[@anantikamehra1694]

Weird death eater for the morning assembly here! Love this segment :) can relate! Especially waited for people to screw up the pledge in Sanskrit.

[@gunitanagi]

+1

[@NotionNationX]

kids do it all tha tym

[@adyajha9319]

+Anantika Mehra lol... i was the one who would always be sent to do the pledge in all the three languages..

[@pawandeepsingh6501]

Sanskrit pledge 😂 loving it

[@priyachoudhary7202]

Kenny please make your facebook page or I will make it!

[@KennySebastian]

+priya choudhary Facebook page and all my links are in the description of the video :)

[@priyachoudhary7202]

+Kenny Sebastian ohh I see. I searched by "Kenny". :)

[@abhijeetroy5368]

priya choudhary Hey priya

[@riteshgarg1799]

priya choudhary hhh

[@shreayankanjilal]

Watching this being a kendriya vidyalaya student is epic......lol

[@maitrayeebaruah2926]

Whenever we use to ask when will be the Inspection day one of our teacher use to tell us jis din unnecessary decoration dekhoge and Principle, VP and discipline committee ke teachers shaadi main aane wale dress main aate hain usi din ko Inspection day Kehte Hain 😅😅

[@akshayajonnalagadda454]

When he started talking about the uniform thing, I started laughing so hard coz I was the student and the death eater once. That star wars theme. DEAD.

[@garimasaini]

1:56 isn't it descending order of insecurities?😂

[@abegbiswas3854]

I think the teachers who beat students, they should be never respected. Because, marne se bachhe sidhe nahi, bigarte hain.

[@english8796]

Spare the rod, spoil the child. A child should have the fear of doing of doing wrong. Only then crime rate will be controlled in the society.

[@aarohansharma4551]

@@english8796 boomer alert

[@sharvarimarathe]

You mean descending order of insecurity!

[@ForeverHangry]

sharvari marathe Exactly! That's what I was thinking!!

[@dhrubabhattacharya5290]

Exactly what I thought😏

[@dr.aditirana204]

sharvari marathe Yah that's what I was thinking

[@mdnaafaynomaan6324]

2.1 k dislikes are of teachers . "We cant respect them"🤣🤣🤣

[@helloooWoorld]

that belt case ufffff...for nails nd belt i hated these assemblies .... Nd yes morning assembly is a TORTURE.... BT BT BT....#loveforCBSE 🖤🔥

[@SaranshGhai]

Ghanana ghanana was the best part😂😂😂😂i watched it 10 times

[@PoojaRani-qd7pw]

It's been a while since I have watched them. Now all these videos feel fresh. LOVE THEM!

[@_vij_2270]

Class topper got: 95% Girl got : 98% 😂😂😂 logic?

[@Shree2580]

Joke da

[@raschr8933]

class topper is like that one kid who always gets in 90%. girl gets 98% its a miracle for her or she gets in 80% so she is used to it.

[@rashmideshwal4084]

Girl got 98 marks * Non% mentioned

[@asifa.993]

3% for being sexy 😂😂😂

[@Paws.of.Justice]

Topper in guys (implied)

[@sachibharti4400]

1:47 and the principal from under the umbrella says, "aye, vitamin-D is good for y'all"

[@bharathkumar2361]

But still Schools were the best days of my life!

[@astral7919]

I still remember I use to faint in morning school assembly when I was in 2nd standard ..... oh kv was such a nightmare for me

[@kvdiaries5938]

Razor reznov dude check my videos about kv masti

[@tanyatalwar3737]

even i am a kvian ..........the torture techniques are so true

[@yoyopops3069]

"If there are any calculation mistake " - it was fantastic

[@rupalirawat5788]

To fellow KVians.... Morning assembly's "DAYA KAR DAAN VIDYA KA....." XD

[@suvidhahegde1152]

+Rupali Rawat Hell yeah! :) :)

[@whoisabhi]

I always use to screw it up! 😂

[@shantanu3543]

+Rupali Rawat True :')

[@drshriyasridhar]

Oh my god XD yeahhhhh!!! 😂 and remember that happy birthday song? "bar bar Yeh din aaye.."😂😂god!

[@rupalirawat5788]

+Shriya Sridhar yeah! It was the worst thing you could do to the bday girl/boy.... :D

[@anamikasingh8327]

So relatable man....I am not from KV but since from morning assembly roasting....ascending order line formation....that pledge....duster thing....everything is damn relatable....😂😂😂😂

[@hooriamir797]

You're sooo funny love from Pakistan

[@futurualis]

u shud visit India

[@kindenough5698]

am the 100th one to like it .and liked it as you are pakistani and never hesitate to like someone from india like me indian liking rahat and adnan .

[@AnugrahaIyer1234]

Kenny, I am a huge fan of you... proud to be a mallu

[@gaurirathi2547]

Preparing for just 1 day before exam is like crying and suffering then watching kenny getting funny and this goes on for the endless hours of time

[@darsanam.s.4641]

Story of all CBSE schools 😂 All incidents 😁