Kentucky Derby Horse or Band Name?

[@cbsnewsatlanta]

No sober person could have conceived this video idea

[@Free_Hubert]

Yeah they definitely got some of dignans special zaza

[@ex_vitae]

Name ONE hivemind video that could have been conceived sober 👀

[@rainbz]

​@ex_vitae the one where Riley and Graydon set up an intervention for Dignans performance inhancers was def made while sober

[@BACKDOORBROWNIE710]

@@ex_vitaeKanye bracket

[@ex_vitae]

@@BACKDOORBROWNIE710 Idk about you but I have to be drunk to even THINK about Kanye 💀

[@rowleyjefferson5539]

My favorite Kentucky Derby horse of all time is No Seriously I’m Saying I’m Gonna Kill The President

[@joachimb5721]

My twi favourite horses are called "If cream soda is so bad for you, then why do I still have most of my teeth?" and "Wake up kids, it's Columbus day!".

[@jasond.b-w]

Do you have a source for either of these? Registered flat racer names in the US are limited to 18 characters (which is why you’ll often see run-on names like Whykickamoocow) and I can’t find any horses or songs with these names so I honestly can’t tell if this is a joke or not

[@joachimb5721]

@@jasond.b-w I'd guess it's a joke. You can't trust anyone on the internets these days.

[@rowleyjefferson5539]

@@joachimb5721​​⁠yes lol it’s a bit from another hive mind video where the announcer of the Kentucky derby gets arrested because he keeps on saying the name of a horse named No Seriously I’m Saying I’m Gonna Kill the President

[@joachimb5721]

@@rowleyjefferson5539 Ha that's a good one. Abbott & Costello vibes.

[@jacob47329]

as a kentuckian, i can confirm that the kentucky derby is the biggest event for every family. even bigger than weddings. the sounds of the drunken crowd roaring as “The Agonizing Realization Of Sudden Death” won the race in 2011 was the littest thing one could ever witness.

[@Juan-wo7zu]

“No seriously I’m saying I’m gonna kill the president” takes the lead

[@davidthompson7703]

Wait is this real I’m stupid

[@cameroni3696]

bro don't be doing my boy Animal Kingdom like that

[@hahasofunnyhaha]

@@davidthompson7703as another person from kentucky no one really cares it’s just for rich people

[@jacob47329]

@@hahasofunnyhaha no actually in my region we go wild for it

[@yourlocalshawty1877]

riley somehow knowing every band ever formed is such a riley thing

[@wfhryfhfghdbn5288]

Riley Savag

[@foulestbee43]

Riley wasn’t lying when he said DJ Grant didn’t care what they do on the Unlimited channel

[@reguluscummins878]

dj dont care no more

[@witheredharp]

My cousin has 3 horses named Coldplay, Imagine Dragons and Paramore

[@paddy2265]

imagine me dragon deez nuts

[@delanieolin]

one of those horses is MARGINALLY cooler than the others

[@thad_castle]

@@delanieolinparamore right?

[@davidthompson7703]

@@thad_castlethat’s my head canon

[@crustpunkjesuschrist]

@@delanieolinmarginally? More like extremely

[@bigJplane]

As of 2 hours into the publication of this video, the band Goldfish Don’t Bounce has gone from 36 monthly listeners to 42. Thank you Graydon and Riley for increasing this wonderful little bands audience by a whopping 16.67% in such a short time span, truly heroic stuff

[@bonklesnarp]

make that Forty Three. Reminds me of the time Graydon tortured my poor great aunt in the cold winter of 1943.

[@pizzzaeater1425]

​@@bonklesnarpfourty four! it reminds me of my childhood, when Dignan would force me to eat bags of Doritos and bottles of Mtn Dew several times a day until my skin turned gray, my eyes turned white, and all my bodily fluids ran neon green. the good ol' days! i'm glad young people are still making this kind of music, i hope it never dies! 🤘 pickitup!

[@itsjustsidd]

I like when people use the hundredths place in decimals

[@folklaur]

It’s at 351 now!

[@trapzone707]

1.1k!

[@blunderbass851]

This episode has an INSANE energy. And that's compared to the usual episodes, which usually implicate Riley in a crime against humanity from before the war on drugs happened!

[@tonnoh4944]

The war on drugs never happened

[@tomdawe3513]

The War on Drugs are a great band

[@TotoDG]

@@tomdawe3513. Also, a very successful racehorse.

[@teajay3671]

@@tomdawe3513 If the song Red Eyes were a person I'd want them to have my kids.

[@shawke_gekk]

I’m surprised graydon has the balls to mention the Kentucky Derby after what he did there in 1763

[@pezjerk]

according to wikipedia, Graydon was born in the middle of the Kentucky derby and flung out of one of the pregnant jockeys after too sharp of a turn in 1763. He was just born there, he didn't do anything bad.

[@JoicSeth]

​@@pezjerkhe ruined the race!!

[@ACE360x]

Kentucky existed back then, mad

[@schemas702]

The fact that they said "Horse" and "Band" so close together so many times and nobody mentioned Horse the Band gave me crazy anxiety for no reason.

[@NeapolitanDynamite99]

same here

[@KrashyKharma]

​@@NeapolitanDynamite99and me also.

[@braindeadgaming808]

Fun fact about cyberknife: it is a treatment used to treat prostate cancer, and the owner (Al Gold) once had a life threatening case of prostate cancer and was given cyberknife treatment, so he would go on to name one of his horses Cyberknife.

[@5sab]

Meeting them in person is genuinely so funny because Riley is almost a foot shorter than Graydon

[@scottiiiii]

WHAt

[@Hajonoo]

They’re both still tall tho

[@littelcreatchure506]

honestly not surprising

[@TomSmellsGasoline]

This video will account for half of Hivemind Bits Bracket 3.

[@NateKennard]

Guaranteed

[@alexpetersen4403]

Spring Queening and Pigeon Eggs fs

[@deatgr3623]

Graydon in the 80s walks

[@petervardy7905]

the bits to actual episode content ratio on this episode is NUTS

[@SeeRocker]

Y’all should do a competition where y’all throw a dart at a map to see who lands the closest to the city with the most monthly Spotify listeners for specific artists

[@adamstrakna6270]

One of my favorite eps. Really makes you FEEL like you're just sitting in on these two goofballs having a conversation, not much performance. Dignan killed my cats,

[@zayrickx]

im laughing so hard at this comment

[@StarbucksDetroit]

Reminds me of Dignan’s jockeying career. He faked being mute so he could keep his vocal chords. When they fired him, something *allegedly* happened to the horses leg. Got turned into glue soon after.

[@november0227]

Read this comment as the bit happened on screen how lovely

[@Eve.with.a.Y]

so proud to have actually heard of Clap Your Hands Say Yeah before, someone at the headquarters needs to get my hipster club membership card in the mail already

[@qyntifex]

i was literally thinking the same thing, i was so proud of myself

[@base4yrface]

I love CYHSY and I think they're majorly underappreciated

[@Icanbacktrailers]

They were a pretty big band 15 years ago

[@NateKennard]

Only know them because of Fantano referencing them in a Let’s Argue

[@alfr3dosauc3]

great video guys! all these different horses reminds me of when dignan was horseback riding and trampled a small child while leaving the hooters in amarillo, texas! good times.

[@makkerfelix]

Haha! Times sure were different then!

[@calvin8370]

@@makkerfelixyou couldn’t even do that nowadays with how soft everyone’s gotten.

[@tag7137]

Made two people sad, call that an Amarillo Bimourning

[@congregationbypresta]

this is such a good idea for a video lmao

[@athilhenderson971]

Why tf is everyone going on about how cool and origional this idea is? It's gonna be entertaining, but the podcast Erin Is The Funny One did this exact idea in May of 2022

[@honestlynuts__]

Jack films viewer lmaooooo

[@snottymane7042]

​@@athilhenderson971nobody watchin dat

[@joachimb5721]

Were they also this entertaining?

[@vlovesyapping]

w pfp

[@shubhpelia2400]

my favorite horse name has got to be "no seriously im saying im gonna kill the president". me heart jumps for joy every time i hear the name of that cute big horse cop

[@katiee4396]

Riley and Graydon knowing drag queens is just amazing!

[@pansexualdickhaver6878]

Tbf they are the most popular queens lol but the whole drag race bit shocked me a bit lmao😂

[@eternalnick1000]

is it 💀

[@ahkwaheart]

@@eternalnick1000 yes it is!

[@X3vivi]

Ikr I never thought riley would mention that he loves Trixie Mattel 😭

[@capyclara]

it makes me so happy 😭

[@cjshockey0452]

Graydons little dance break at 37:52 is awesome especially since he let me see my family again

[@DDS_Rips]

Thanks to “Whip-it’s and Vinegar” I’ve now decide that I will invest in a Race Horse and name it “Vinegar Strokes”

[@spicybeeframen]

Great video. I was a little bit confused on why Graydon just ran around the office making horse noises the whole video though. Overall 8/12.

[@Kimbie]

8/12 happens to be Dignan's favourite rhythm after the grinding incident, which took place under a groovy, smooth beat in said time signature

[@aquesy]

native Kentuckian here, happy to say i got all of these right, as it is required by law to know every single derby horses name (also! the run for the roses can be ran by both male and female horses, but only three female horses have ever won the race. The Oaks, is an all female horse race that happens the day before the big race, as a celebration of women where people are encouraged to do stuff for breast cancer awareness)

[@matteD92]

Loved this video idea, had many a pub conversation about funny racehorse names. Was NOT expecting the Drag Race mention - being a fan of said show to a slightly unhealthy degree this just further cemented my love for Hivemind. Keep on rocking in the free world guys. ❤

[@embop1266]

doot dodalado...

[@matteD92]

@@embop1266 doot doot!

[@syzykitty]

I listen to a lot of bands with weird names so just scrolling through my spotify liked songs generated a good list for me: Dark Divine, Red Handed Denial, I Set My Friends On Fire, The John Candy, Can't Swim, The Black Queen, Thank You Scientist, The Gloom In The Corner, I Am Committing A Sin, Weeping Wound, Death and All His Friends, Ocean Sleeper, Tropic Gold, Body Language; i think you get the idea

[@brennanlighthall1358]

As someone who also goes to lollapalooza yearly I can tell you Graydon and his box are as much of a staple as Buckingham fountain. See you in two weeks Graydon!!

[@raynen.109]

the amount of times graydon mentions rizz in this kentucky derby horse name or band name hivemind video is dignan coded im pretty sure

[@Ed-dt8xg]

i can’t believe ‘feeble little horse’ didn’t make it into this game. legendary band

[@cpt.waddledoo4645]

I’ve been taking care of horses for the past 3 months now! They’re all pretty cute, but Beebadoobee pisses me off sometimes

[@eliasmsv3156]

I hope the classic horse name: "No, i'm seriously going to kill the president" on here!

[@ivy7417]

No but maybe we'll see "no seriously I'm saying I'm going to kill the president"

[@raegan_1018]

Today i learned that i could never get with Riley because i cant throw accurately

[@Drknsl0]

"I'm gonna make a pentagram of slugs and slit my fucking knees open over it" Graydon just got metal as fuck

[@EoinEoin45]

The An Jockey joke made me laugh way more than it should've

[@darl1ng437]

For some reason, I don't think Riley has to worry about his uncle watching this

[@jowwywowwy1249]

Great video boys! I loved the twist ending when Graydon began frothing at the mouth and crawling around on all fours. Can’t wait for the next one!

[@fan.noname.no5]

Man this game is just like that one Bon Jovi song, "you give horse a band name"

[@jacobyoung1468]

I'm commenting today just to thank Dignan for what he helped me through during the great depression of the 1920's. He heard i was struggling financially and ended up robbing 9 banks in the state of New York and supplied my family with great generational wealth! Riley was there too but he kinda just watched from afar. Heres to Diggy!

[@joachimb5721]

I was already starting to buy that story. Everyone knows that Riley was born in 1998, though, which was AFTER the 1920s. He couldn’t have watched. I’m not even sure he would have even if he could.

[@12sleep34]

@@joachimb5721 im sure he wouldnt have if he couldnt have

[@jacobyoung1468]

@@joachimb5721 HE WAS THERE OKAY!

[@therealshmorg]

the 3 part horse harmony at 8:51 is delightful

[@nad2137]

I'd like to thank the academy, my family, and my agent for helping me on this journey of achieving a perfect score on a Hivemind game. More importantly, shout out to Cyberknife and Midnight Bourbon, my day 1's. I can never live up to this high again, I have peaked.

[@emgrey]

18:27 Not to be annoying but the original pronunciation was right. The 'th' pronunciation is from (European) Spanish but in Barcelona they mostly speak Catalan.

[@NeutralBananaMmm]

This is definitely an off the horsey moment

[@rk-dd5vl]

i was so distracted by riley's booger the whole video before i realized it was a shitty little nose ring but then i looked further down the nostril and saw his whole brain and honestly its crazy the weird shit he wants to do to graydon

[@entwined5899]

that Goldfish Don’t Bounce song is actually gas, highly recommend

[@mulaZC]

the best band name i’ve ever seen is Alabama Thunderpussy. it could definitely work as a horse name but it’ll have to be a niche horse

[@DizzyEyes94]

Riley implying that his uncle, the LATE Macho Man Randy Savage, might be watching is the peak of this video.

[@maverickREAL]

You should do a sequel and play little snippets of the bands after the guesses

[@ewhiteman27]

i was a competitive swimmer for years and have played this game many times over the years. we would play rockband or racehorse at practice and everyone who got the question wrong had to swim a 50 sprint

[@atavista-1]

"opium has got a lot of bad people lately, shoutout destroy lonely though" aged so horribly wow

[@ToasterBrain51702]

thought i was the only one

[@ralphwiggum3463]

7:22 might just be the hardest i've ever laughed at a Hivemind moment, that or the Steve-o impression. luv ya diggy ya crack me up. come to NZ anytime an i gotchu sorted (drug wise i mean, sort your own place to stay bum)

[@joedyisonfire4903]

Watching Hivemind videos, especially this one, feels like being the only sober friend in your slightly problematic friend’s small dorm room gathering on a Thursday night

[@Evan-ph7jh]

There’s a band named “Strung Like a Horse” and I’m highly upset that it did not make this video

[@JacobDuby]

I looked them up and Goldfish Don't Bounce have actually been around for years, but apparently a lot of their stuff just doesn't exist on the internet

[@fusionattraction4044]

This was a really great video idea! That being said i found it weird that Graydon brought a live pregnant horse in to demonstrate how they lay eggs by kicking its stomach, but still overall pretty solid!

[@oopsihaveknives]

you guys should do an episode where you guess the winner of early 90s/2000's award shows. Like have all the nominees as choices and guess who won.

[@TheGooner128]

This one was even more unhinged than usual. I love it

[@zacktalbott3759]

10:55 You've just described Yung Gravy lol

[@willowshaffer7410]

In response to ~16:45 in the video: one time I switched lanes while driving and the person I'd pulled in front of seemed to be under the impression that I cut him off. I didn't - he was going 70 in a 45 zone. Anyway he did a crazy swerve thing to get back in front of my car, cut me off, got out and spat on my windshield. Dude was a MASSIVE roid head

[@jasond.b-w]

Love Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, and most horse sports. Racing TB/QH/SB names and western stock names are usually the strangest, but there are weird names* in pretty much every breed and discipline- though it is NOT a free for all! Naming conventions (rules) are actually insane for registered horses: -For some breeds the year of birth determines the first letter of foal’s name (example: all registered KWPNs born this year have the beginletter T.) -American Quarter horses are _usually_ expected to be named in coordination with their pedigree. One very successful AQH is Big Chex To Cash; his sire is Nu Chex to Cash, _his_ sire is Nu Cash and his dam is Amarilla Chex, Nu Chex’s dam is Nu Rendition while Amarilla Chex’s sire is Bueno Cash, and so on. Western names in general tend to be the most colorful, jumbled strings of nonsense you’ve ever seen for this exact reason lol, even more than racehorses -Naming a racing thoroughbred is actually very complicated and there’s a LIST of rules including 18 characters max, no vulgar words, and no numerical designation at the end. They’re allowed and encouraged to have ~Flair~, but you gotta get creative to fit your name within what’s allowed. The character limit is usually why you’ll see HORSESWITHRUNONWORDS as names like Whykickamoocow. -A lot of warmblood breeds without designated beginletters by year are named with the first letter of the parent of the same sex, so sire’s first letter for colts and dam’s first letter for fillies. What makes it even more complicated is that sometimes breed =/= breed. All blooded Trakehners are Trakehners, but Hanoverians are just sport warmbloods who were born in Hanover, so sometimes you can have completely different breeds in related pedigrees. One very famous show jumper, Vigo D’Arsouilles, has a very mixed pedigree of BWPs, Selles-Français, and SBSs. There’s a hierarchy for which naming conventions apply to those kinds of foals. -Oldenburgs (another location-based breed) have different rules depending on the future intentions for the foal. Colts are usually named with their sire’s beginletter and fillies with the dam’s, but fillies who will not be bred are allowed to be named for the sire. Hanoverians are ALL named for the sire’s beginletter _unless_ they’re direct descendants of the F-W line. A lot of breeds also have different rules in different countries, which can make things even more confusing. And most breed registries also involve a prefix/suffix to denote either the breeder (like Cooly Master Class bred by Cooly Farm,) represented registry (like FRH for the Verein zur Förderung des Reitsports auf Hannoverschen Pferden), or the breed (all Zangersheides have the suffix Z, like Ratina Z.) It’s also really funny that all these horses, whether they have bloated fancy names or more UniqueTM ones, have normal-horse barn names that make them impossible to take seriously. One of the winning-est dressage horses of all time, Valegro, is called Blueberry in the barn. 🥺 In any boarding barn you’ll find rows and rows of horses with fancy rich people show names and a barn name like Sprinkles or Teddy. TLDR: Horse naming is very strange and could probably be sport of its own! 😅

[@jacob47329]

holy moly goldfish don’t bounce’s only song is so fire. try not to twerk challenge

[@bigoof234]

graydon’s dad doing cocaine while he was a baby explains a lot.

[@notabagel4215]

Video idea: Guess the State from the Three Weirdest Town/City Names Could be fun could be cool

[@polarhero57]

No fucking way this is a real video. Yall really dug deep for this one

[@turtlel0ver906]

in 7th grade i had a kid tell me i would be a good horse jockey and it really stuck with me

[@treyebillups8602]

Those horses are like beasts

[@wacksr]

dude i was wondering why goldfish don’t bounce sounded familiar and it turns out they’re from the town i grew up in and disbanded about a year after i started going to local shows. that’s wild lol

[@k1cksforbra1ns]

Most unhinged Graydon has been in a while… Ya love to see it.

[@CocoaMoloko]

oh my god i found that one song from goldfish don't bounce years ago! i'd say reggae rock and not ska but it's actually great and i wish they did more

[@Bluejayboy94]

It’s crazy they brought up Wolfgang Puck because there was a phase in my childhood where I would eat mostly Wolfgang Puck branded chicken and rice soup. That doesn’t mean anything I just thought of it

[@saramunhozbraun1524]

just wanna say u guys are the perfect channel to watch while im cooking munchies i be chillin listening to two goofy ass guys have fun and jus high laughing at ur stuff and payin attention to my knife cuttin potatoes or sth

[@addisonhouse420]

at this point, the bits are genuinely a finely thought out art that will be in museums one day.

[@doctorgothicc]

nba. Lowercase NBA. Thats your little NBA name

[@Mordihamagniv]

Jacksfilms did the same thing on his podcast about a year ago. great video❤

[@mocapcow2933]

Jacksfilms truly the goat. I see so much influence emanating from him without people knowing

[@Brocsonpc]

I love that you guys are doing this, jacksfilms originally did this on their podcast. But they haven’t posted one in so long so it’s great to see it going

[@forbiddenDRAIN]

Founded sometime in the late 90’s in high school by always-member Jordan Rosenthal (drums) and friend Brian Kolek (bass), the band became a Ska-Punk favorite around Las Vegas, Nevada. Jordan and Brian endured numerous line up changes and and continued to progress musically until they were led to Kyle Vaden (saxophone), Tony Venniro (vocals and guitar), Lauren Coleman (vocals), and Christopher Piro (guitar). This is the line-up that turned the band into a musical endeavor that embraced experimentation and musical improvisation as much as it did catchiness and harmonization. It morphed into more than the sum of its parts, into something bluesy, rootsy, soulful, heavy, and light. To say it was a contradiction would be an understatement. Since 2006 members have been anything but idle in the interim. Brian Kolek and Kyle Vaden went on to form the band Huxtable for a brief time. Christopher Piro has been involved on and off with numerous local bands. Tony Venniro started the more rock influenced band Picture Pilot. Lauren Coleman relocated to the cooler shores of Orange County, CA, and formed her own project known as Pebaluna, who toured briefly with Rx Bandits through California, as well as a guest appearance on the 2008 The Sound of Animals Fighting release ‘The Ocean and the Sun’ (Epitaph Records). Jordan Rosenthal toured extensively across the country with local favorites One Pin Short, most notably opening for Streetlight Manifesto and Reel Big Fish, as well as writing numerous songs on their recent S/T release. In August on '09, He decided to leave the group and join 'HaleAmanO', an Island/Reggae band breaking out in the Las Vegas scene. I do not think they're releasing any new music but they do have 3 albums

[@DHawkBeats]

This video is certified off the henny I love it

[@AnABSOLUTEBarbarian]

3:07 The Kentucky Derby was bigger in my household too and I presumed it was a southern Midwest thing but I have no idea.

[@willdykema]

Livvy dunne actually talked about how uncomfortable baby gronk and his dad made her during that interaction. There’s probably a video about it but I don’t have the link, but baby gronk situstion is actually really sad. Still funny jokes but just wanted to let ya know that Livvy feels the same way you do😂

[@GreenShellShock]

That sucks for both of them then. I've read some stuff about how Baby Gronk is forced to do a bunch of stuff. Livvy, well, there a literally hundreds of videos that show how tough Livvy has it with fans.

[@hellworm]

isn't he like 10 and she's like 17?

[@kingrane5746]

The goldfish don’t bounce song was actually gas

[@ellawerner2915]

unironically short people nba sounds dope

[@percyorsomething2641]

this is only somewhat related but one of my favorite songs is called "The Only Thing Worse Than Beating a Dead Horse is Betting on One". I accidentally found it one day when i asked my alexa to play some song and it played this one instead

[@iamjermcs]

Deckmeister put on the greatest hivemind performance ever in the live chat... you had to be there

[@bearInMind.]

Goated video idea that was executed perfectly. One of the best videos of the channel

[@mylesreynolds6174]

Why hasn’t there been a Hivemind try not to laugh video we as a community submit tweets, tik toks, memes try and get u guys to be giggly gooses

[@joachimb5721]

I love you, seriously, but that idea is totally lame.

[@mylesreynolds6174]

@@joachimb5721lol

[@mylesreynolds6174]

@@joachimb5721i’m trying my best i’m sorry i let you downn

[@statesofgracie]

but what if it’s a band of horses

[@Pocket_Jake]

this is a fire idea for a video

[@swella60]

this is one of the funniest hivemind videos in a minute

[@caliamschwabauer]

Jacksfilms and his wife played this game on their podcast! Such a funny idea

[@The_Cheese_Head]

This is peak hivemind.

[@joachimb5721]

This is for the channel what the 4th century was for the Roman empire.

[@krospereira]

can't believe this channel ripped off Hivemind but actually had compelling game ideas

[@cecilygriffis6508]

I like when they did midnight bourbon and all of three of them yelled horse one after the other. This video has good energy

[@KnivesandPins]

This is amazing, next we need : Kuntucky Derby Horse or Registered Show Dog Name

[@jakelynch3381]

Riley’s turnstile shirt goes so hard

[@NateKennard]

Such a great idea. Hivemind is pumping out banger videos lately

[@euanb3970]

"Clap your hands say yeah" is an awesome band 😂

[@alexdrummond3634]

THIS IS SO COOL!!! glad my stupid idea stuck

[@JamaisBreaux]

“you don’t know jack” on jackbox games, “dis or dat” mini game

[@Sephifhy]

they were absolutely off the henny in this one