I feel like Kermit isn't even a dog. He is just Jenna's weird roommate.
@TwoPartyIllusion5 жыл бұрын
Best. Comment. Ever.
@ghostieghost41585 жыл бұрын
That’s the definition of Kermit. Also known as Cermit,Kremt,and Cement.
@peck33285 жыл бұрын
Abi Matthews cement Dead weight
@bluefired67575 жыл бұрын
Omg, they were roommates!
@tokofukawa53595 жыл бұрын
Abi Matthews and also cremamnt
@hannahcopley36245 жыл бұрын
Kermit isn’t ruining the moment, kermit IS the moment.
@emilychristian14185 жыл бұрын
Kermit definitely thinks so
@rhianna34935 жыл бұрын
a nasty moment indeed
@wololos5 жыл бұрын
*Kermit dislike the video cuz theres not enough scene of him in it*
@hannahcopley36245 жыл бұрын
wololos 😂😂😂😂
@kerttuolen23334 жыл бұрын
*Ruining himself*
@MarkRod2685 жыл бұрын
I want someone to love me as much as Kermit loves being nasty
@guppy91615 жыл бұрын
Marco Rodriguez XDDD
@rhianna34935 жыл бұрын
same here
@HoneyxBee-yw7lw5 жыл бұрын
Or as much as he loves Irish Spring
@ditzyrabbit5 жыл бұрын
alternatively: kermit ruining the moment for 9 years
@rhianna34935 жыл бұрын
kan Your profile icon tho 😂
@Bzacher315 жыл бұрын
I love how Kermit is known as the dog that doesn't get enough attention,but in every video he gets all the attention 😂
@erma24695 жыл бұрын
It’s still not enough for him 😂
@Bb-qp9qp5 жыл бұрын
it quantum kermiting
@rhianna34935 жыл бұрын
I know him as the nasty one
@KalmoK5 жыл бұрын
He's just nasty
@LyddleMetalHead4 жыл бұрын
All is not enough
@CapnSeaWolf40715 жыл бұрын
Jenna is a witch who turns her enemies into dogs, but feels real bad about it. She doesn't know the undo spell so she just kinda keeps them. Marbles has given up and accepted his fate, Kermit is crying for freedom, Peach is for it, and Bunny is just generally confused but getting it.
@ary29725 жыл бұрын
Morgan Baker I’m going to screen shot this amazing comment so I never lose it-
@bradleyhanson92624 жыл бұрын
So that also means that Jenna has only had 4 real enemies.
@Nokomomo224 жыл бұрын
@@bradleyhanson9262 perfectly balanced as all things should be
@hecklife66364 жыл бұрын
good to know that only 1/4 of her enemies had a problem with having to live with her for nearly 10 years
@patthecatheart4 жыл бұрын
I'd read that fanfiction tbh
@balkamooretherustled53195 жыл бұрын
Kermit need a shirt that says “don’t look at me I will cry”
@emersonconverse8994 жыл бұрын
one side should say “don’t look at me I will cry” and the other side “look at me or i will cry”
@ShannonK38844 жыл бұрын
thats a good one. they should make one that says, "need attention..." and on the back it should say.... "ok, too much attention, GOWAY!!"
@aspenthepuppy30864 жыл бұрын
I need a shirt that says " don't look at me or I will cry"
@tiny_984 жыл бұрын
I need that shirt xD
@erika-rs3ns4 жыл бұрын
i need that shirt
@its_not_jolene91444 жыл бұрын
Kermit is the gross, creepy uncle Peach is the person who just comes for the food Marbles is the wise old grandpa who yells at butterflies on his yard And Bunny is the friend of the family who everyone loves
@sikeitschelseab55384 жыл бұрын
Peach:the aunt
@kittycreations62684 жыл бұрын
Yes
@ahhlece61164 жыл бұрын
I think Kermie is more of the needy 10 year old cousin with those strap on sports glasses whose nose is always running
@aristogatos1o14 жыл бұрын
alece ? Red ring of Gatorade around the mouth
@loo-ssemble4 жыл бұрын
Nat C omg 😂
@icydragon10105 жыл бұрын
Jenna: **does anything nice for cermet** Cermet: * S O B *
@banditxavier28934 жыл бұрын
Maybe he's so happy he's crying.
@aureliascorobet74624 жыл бұрын
Cement*
@Kappa-o1g4 жыл бұрын
Aurelia Scorobet ***Cremnt
@subxero_x4 жыл бұрын
@@aureliascorobet7462 Crumpet***
@dragonmage11754 жыл бұрын
@@subxero_x Crumchy
@gabbidurham5 жыл бұрын
Okay are we gonna talk about how relaxed Marbles was in that bath
@connorbingham-davis20915 жыл бұрын
Corpses often look peaceful...
@gabbidurham5 жыл бұрын
Connor Bingham-Davis omg
@haleyg16615 жыл бұрын
@Connor Bingham-Davis ..... HE'S ALIVE.
@HoneyxBee-yw7lw5 жыл бұрын
I feel like he is planning to take over the world
@Thenoobestgirl4 жыл бұрын
He was having the time of his life
@Natalie-1015 жыл бұрын
This could be hours long, but that would be a nasty overload😂
@RatQualia5 жыл бұрын
I volunteer for death by nasty
@hayleywilliams89385 жыл бұрын
a nasty overdose
@ardentnight1235 жыл бұрын
Natalie I got u to 1k likes just now 😂
@ConstanzaRuiz-sk4cg5 жыл бұрын
If he was a person he’d get bullied a lot
@frauleinzuckerguss19065 жыл бұрын
@JK lovely stan Nah he _is_ the bully
@nekos58525 жыл бұрын
Nah he will be that one spoiled rich brat that cry when unsatisfied
@VagabondSnufkin4 жыл бұрын
pikachu he’s the skinny dude from the movie klaus at the beginning of the movie
@Bri-lk7re4 жыл бұрын
he bullies himself then asks for pity
@Coyoteari4 жыл бұрын
He already gets bullied as a dog, by himself
@beemclean67775 жыл бұрын
I’m crying when he shakes he just goes ‘pthapthapththpth’
@carleena5 жыл бұрын
Omfg
@captainmggabeau3975 жыл бұрын
I was gonna comment the same thing! He just shakes, and:slapslapslapslapslapslapslap
@junkofer4 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite comment!❤️
@parasiticfoxel98524 жыл бұрын
Time stamp please
@ManMan-xt4rj4 жыл бұрын
@@parasiticfoxel9852 3:03
@kdorman26405 жыл бұрын
Kermit is the embodiment of an entitled rich kid.
@BenjaminSodos4 жыл бұрын
This video is NSFW, because i am crying and laughing at the same time, and I am pretty sure everyone around me thinks im going through and emotional crisis.
@rainbowhedgehog34545 жыл бұрын
Them: "warning: nasty" Me: "Nah it'll be fine I can eat while watching this." Video: cermet vomits Me: instant regret
@daniidelrey5 жыл бұрын
Kermit: *cries for 6 years* Kermit: *stops* Kermit: Let me just cry a little bit more Kermit: *cries*
@sofiag23055 жыл бұрын
kermit is like a dog version of Sinjin from victorious
@kazudolly5 жыл бұрын
YESS
@xaniella48594 жыл бұрын
YES AJDBS
@maddie16064 жыл бұрын
Peach is Tori, Bunny is Cat, and Marble is Sikowitz
@9252634 жыл бұрын
He's also Robbie and Trina.
@ijustwantsushi12524 жыл бұрын
he’s also the dog version of murdoc niccals
@hayliecassidy7115 жыл бұрын
Hes literally just gollum. That's it.
@RandomTheIdiot557 ай бұрын
No, Gollum can fend for himself. Kermit will melt into a little puddle of tears if you aren’t right next to him.
@jordan50125 жыл бұрын
Bunny has “I don’t know what that is” anxiety. Kermit is a ball of anxiety.
@Luna312ful4 жыл бұрын
What are this?
@lan11354 жыл бұрын
I had a stroke trying to read this comment.
@jordan50124 жыл бұрын
Yesn't yeah, I just edited it. I probs posted it at like 3am and forgot the “..”
@lan11354 жыл бұрын
@@jordan5012 Lmao, I do that all the time. Don't worry though, your comment is funny.
@connorbingham-davis20915 жыл бұрын
If there is proof that God has abandoned us, it is Kermit.
@alysonb5514 жыл бұрын
Connor Bingham-Davis IM CRYING WT THIS COMMENT SKDBSKVSJDBSNA
@yabeech5 жыл бұрын
i had no idea he interrupted her *that* much
@hi-nr6in4 жыл бұрын
Peach: owes money Kermit: is sensitive Marble: too cute Bunny: doesn't know much
@user-ck9lm6xi1o5 жыл бұрын
22 minutes might sound like a lot, but let’s be honest: If Kermit had a superpower, it would be to ruin every single moment ever, past, present, and future.
@ergoanteros5 жыл бұрын
Stand user: Kermit Stand name: attention First stand ability: cry until gets attention. Second ability: drool on everything. Catch? Everyone's angry because he's so nasty.
@eliseheartless46364 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I forget that Kermit is even a living breathing creature on this planet. He seems out of place all the time.
@thaddeusdeosdevradyin87035 жыл бұрын
"give attention... too much attention" Don't call me out like this--
@Jordan-pp5bo4 жыл бұрын
3:20 "Kermit, you screaming is not part of the royalty-free spa music" that is the best one ever that is the best Kermit moment
@theagelessone31234 жыл бұрын
Kermit is litterally a goblin. that I weirdly relate to.
@shannonjade24095 жыл бұрын
I will never get over how cute Marbles is in that shark hoodie
@lennoxvazquez5 жыл бұрын
20:42 I can never get over this clip because of how perfectly Kermit is behind Jenna😂😂
@ghostieghost41585 жыл бұрын
Like how did he even get there?Does he just secretly have really long legs or something!
@Thenoobestgirl4 жыл бұрын
That's my favorite Kermit moment
@SpitFactsAndThenDontReply4 жыл бұрын
Lol behind? You mean in front? How could you be so dumb? Lol
@Death_Omen4 жыл бұрын
I live 20:28 as well
@khajiithaswaresifyouhaveco83425 жыл бұрын
*"WhAt WaS tHaT?"* *Revenge, Beech 😎*
@t.m.gacutan55235 жыл бұрын
"High five" "Perish"
@spoonsmcgee5 жыл бұрын
Kermit activates a feeling in me that I didn’t know existed and doesn’t ever engage in any other situation
@tori2564 жыл бұрын
Spoons McGee Jr i’m havin a shitty day & this made me smile thank u
@hayleywilliams89385 жыл бұрын
most comprehensive nasty kermit edit i’ve seen. 10/10 nasty. gagged a few times.
@kelliknight1265 жыл бұрын
Literally gagging as I read this.
@muffinland8660 Жыл бұрын
So nasty.
@LA.Capone4 жыл бұрын
Kermit is the most expressive dog i‘ve ever seen lol
@ravenofthemist4 жыл бұрын
"Kermit what do yOU HAVE IN YOUR MOUTH?!" *Kermit instantly stops licking*
@rachaelfitzpatrick85745 жыл бұрын
I forgot Cermit and Weech used to be so *_CHONKY_*
@_StinkyAna_5 жыл бұрын
*"le choke"* 😂 😂 😂
@lechalk75235 жыл бұрын
I will..
@sana64455 жыл бұрын
Jenna’s reaction to when Kermit vomited lmao
@cataveloso55045 жыл бұрын
I love how he ruins the moment, because he wants to be the moment
@inksploration5 жыл бұрын
When kermit is sitting down and has his ears at the back of his head, he looks like a buff guy with a tiny head. Hahaha
@mayonegg165 жыл бұрын
Kermit is just a walking disaster. Same Kermit,same.
@sarakotic72005 жыл бұрын
When Jenna opens Kermit’s mouth and his front two teeth are missing he looks like dustin from stranger things 🤠
@tinkerbell96905 жыл бұрын
Sara Kotic haha what minute?
@elsaekberg56165 жыл бұрын
Sara Kotic Peach is Max, Bunny is Eleven and Marbles is Will
@xx_2625 жыл бұрын
Elsa Ekberg and Julien's the demogorgon 😂
@sarakotic72005 жыл бұрын
That weird channel You just found and Jenna is Joyce 🤭
@Gothicc6664 жыл бұрын
Sara Kotic And Ad is Billy cause..... Reasons
@dolly.gwendolyn4 жыл бұрын
Kermit is like the child who accidentally makes it seem like they have incapable parents
@charleslambert86485 жыл бұрын
3:42 marbles just imagines life without Kermit and just feels at peace
@GG_galaxyguts5 жыл бұрын
"There's something crying on the floor-"
@Actualbowlofsoup5 жыл бұрын
I bet if Kermit had Paradise he would still be crying
@Skipsjack5 жыл бұрын
Kermit: Excuse me sir but your vibes are interfearing with mine
@nebriuss4 жыл бұрын
Kermit constantly looks like hes on the verge of a mental breakdown
@revenge79704 жыл бұрын
Jenna: *breathes* Kermit: *ATTENTION*
@richstolley3625 жыл бұрын
"Kermit! whats on your nose??" *NASTY*
@stanlytherobot49335 жыл бұрын
"You're nAsty..." Kermit: nYoooM
@muriella80084 жыл бұрын
"want attention" ... "too much attention" is the most real thing
@KrumperFiokas5 жыл бұрын
I need a video with jenna giving the look to the camera everytime he is crying plssss
@dantespardaswife2 жыл бұрын
This video reminds me of my favorite JnJ phenomenon- Julien and Jenna are doing anything focusing on Marble or Bunny for a couple of minutes, and then the camera pans over to a very jealous and needy Kermit.
@blosmco5 жыл бұрын
Cement, Nectarine, and Granite are all super cute dogs
@bongchoof5 жыл бұрын
i always get sad when kermit takes marbles things. come on kermit! marbles has a hard enough time!
@ghostieghost41585 жыл бұрын
*watermelone* *kremt want watermelone* *gib Kremt watermelone* *Kremt no get watermelone?* *KREMT ATTAK*
@_StinkyAna_5 жыл бұрын
At first I was like "how do you fill 22 minutes with this???" But honestly?! I shouldn't have been surprised at all!! 😅 He's so....so.....I don't even know..... 😂😂😂
@notsusan5 жыл бұрын
Nasty. the word you're lookin for is NASTY lol
@arikiri41824 жыл бұрын
the best part is that this isn’t even all of his nasty boy moments
@totalrevengeance5 жыл бұрын
If I could choose to live as any animal for a day I would choose Kermit. I know what dogs are like usually but Kermit behaviour just baffles me constantly
@Astrolionking4 жыл бұрын
"i wont subject you to his screams" as if we don't watch her to hear Kermit's screams of agony
@pauljones2214 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that when Kermit shakes it sounds like someone being slapped
@pine04874 жыл бұрын
The “oh god he’s eating leaves” clip always makes me laugh
@cr4ck3d_g3m4 жыл бұрын
The first sentence I ever heard from Jenna was "Kermit, get off the table." I didn't realize it then, but Kermit was the reason why I watched another video, and another, and eventually became a fan of Jenna. Kermit is best nasty boi
@kimberlyv12055 жыл бұрын
Kermit is so cute! He makes me want an Italian Greyhound.
@athomas6575 жыл бұрын
Kimberly V ...what? How? He so nasty
@kimberlyv12055 жыл бұрын
@@athomas657 Nope. He's adorable!
@deffdefying48033 жыл бұрын
@@kimberlyv1205 He’s a toddler on coke how is that adorable
@kimberlyv12053 жыл бұрын
@@deffdefying4803 Just is.
@onigireee3 жыл бұрын
Omigod I finally get why Cermet is labeled 'nasty'... Baby oozes from every place he can 🤣🤣🤣 Emotion comes out in the form of liquid in him. Hunger, sadness, happiness, fear... liquid everywhere. 🤣
@wohdinhel4 жыл бұрын
“do you think he’ll growl at me?” “no” ᵍʳʳʳ
@caitlynpederson72184 жыл бұрын
People who say dogs can't cry have obviously never seen a video of Kermit crying lmao
@athomas6575 жыл бұрын
“SO BEAUTIFUL no one invited youuuu”
@TDIdialgagirl3 жыл бұрын
Jenna: I've never see someone do this with a small, excited dog Kermit: C R Y
@tillytallyyy4 жыл бұрын
Jenna: * high five * Kermit: “Perish.”
@bs35124 жыл бұрын
6:24 when cermet cry’s he sounds like a car with squeaky breaks parking
@Fiver5655 жыл бұрын
Poor Marble just wants to have a bath and can’t relax nor eat a treat
@thanoswife12543 жыл бұрын
Kermit is the person at a party who only knows one person and follows them around the whole time and has a whole panic attack break down in the corner if he loses them among the other people.
@SarcasticState4 жыл бұрын
Kermit is a cat and a 40-year-old man child all wrapped up into a tiny dog body.
@funnatopia7044 жыл бұрын
kermit needs a shirt that says "problem child"
@morbidinsomniac5 жыл бұрын
10:16 Poor Bobby getting snaked by Nasty Boy 😭❤️
@gabriellethompson15935 жыл бұрын
i was eating oreos but i had to stop because kermit was just so NASTY
@applebloomlps9244 жыл бұрын
Jenna: look how much fun they're having Kermit: (cries)
@xhumoe4 жыл бұрын
“Aaaaaand we made it to the part of the video where Kermit makes it about himself” My mom: *long judgmental staring*
@bramble47645 жыл бұрын
I feel like in the relationship between kermit and bunny, he's the dominant one and she seems to respect him a lot. In that one video she was trying to lick his mouth which is a sign of submission?? And joy. Idk am stoned
@leah8jean4 жыл бұрын
“idk am stoned” great mind while high
@karlek24664 жыл бұрын
Bruh they’re dogs
@leah8jean4 жыл бұрын
Kärlek dogs are still alive and they’re really smart too
@milenagriffiths36794 жыл бұрын
Submissive dogs would lick the jaws and lips of the domination dog, also, submissive dogs would try to make themselves smaller than the domination dog
@TDIdialgagirl4 жыл бұрын
"Idk am stoned" Sounds like something Kermit would say
@RatQualia5 жыл бұрын
*loud* *loud* *loud* 😂💀 This is now my favourite an cermet compilation and that's coming from me an individual with teh nasty cermet tattoo on me arm xD
@manutuvieja53883 жыл бұрын
excuse me a KERMIT TATTOO?
@RatQualia3 жыл бұрын
@@manutuvieja5388 yuuus huehuehue ;3
@RatQualia3 жыл бұрын
@@manutuvieja5388 instagram.com/p/B4PMRi2JcdC/
@RatQualia3 жыл бұрын
@@manutuvieja5388 idk if links like this work lemme kno XD
@manutuvieja53883 жыл бұрын
@@RatQualia i'm deeply in love with your tattoo T-T
@Ira.B-R5 жыл бұрын
"Give eggs to Cermet" is a strange sentence out of context.
@forest10344 жыл бұрын
Cement is the kid that always gets bullied in school but doesn’t know it
@bethgrinnell11645 жыл бұрын
If I can recommend a compilation? Julien being jealous of Kermit.
@calico_critterz4 жыл бұрын
Can Klondike and Sundae do THIS?!?! **cries in cermet**
@evalilofee47244 жыл бұрын
jenna violently "ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhh"ing Kermit is amazing
@darkstar28745 жыл бұрын
As a clingy person I worry this is how my BF sees me sometimes (he’d be right tho 😆)
@RatQualia5 жыл бұрын
I know for a FACT this is how my boyfriend sees me lol it's my nickname xD
@MTNinja215 жыл бұрын
Your boyfriend tells you to get off the table?
@darkstar28745 жыл бұрын
Chaotic Idiot Y’know.... I got some issues
@RatQualia5 жыл бұрын
Lmao it's a nickname not a term of endearment. Cuz I am nervous and confident xP Kermit mood is me when I'm moody :)
@MaynardsSpaceship5 жыл бұрын
@@Abby-uk7rv How can you judge a relationship based on 2 KZbin comments?
@boujieee89834 жыл бұрын
Julian just SNITCHED on Kermit like a little kid tattle tailing- “HE TOOK THE GREENIE KERMIT JUST TOOK THE GREENIE FROM THE TREE*
@DJ_Bungus5 жыл бұрын
Kermit breaks everything but this is hilarious
@WolfeBjørn3 жыл бұрын
I never watched jenna marbles when she was around but God damn do I love this anxiety riddled dog
@paigehelfrich85744 жыл бұрын
"le choke" and "le vom" get me every time lmao
@mavohq4 жыл бұрын
julien filming kermit crying behind the door and laughing about it at 1:34 is fucking hilarious
@wolfanddoglover95745 жыл бұрын
Kermit: *pees* Julian and Jenna: “nAsTy!!!”
@McChicken034 жыл бұрын
I bursted into laughter after “Le Vom”.
@d.rajacks56575 жыл бұрын
Tbh Kermit is me when my family takes me to the beach
@RandomTheIdiot557 ай бұрын
I own Italian greyhounds and neither of them are like this. It’s not the breed, it’s literally just Kermit.
@brennalou77323 жыл бұрын
Jenna and Kermit live in a constant state of the same vine: Jenna: what do you have? Kermit: a KNIFE Jenna: NO! Nobody can prove me otherwise
@kammyland5 жыл бұрын
The way Kermit ate that ramen noodle had me crying laughing 😂😂😂😂