I'm not a fan of the gibberish part, but his opening of using real words for nonsensical sentences was great. That, to me, is the true double-talk.
@stringwhore3 жыл бұрын
Double talk is a language like pig latin is.
@squatch570 Жыл бұрын
So it's perfectly tailored for an idiot like you to fall right into! 7 words in I knew it was bullshit,even before his preface explanation.
@thugnasty90228 жыл бұрын
Sounds like every politician ever
@Phyoomz6 жыл бұрын
and Minister
@Scrumbumbler4 жыл бұрын
Yes, double talk is a term identifying a socio-political tool People irl will use this to a less extreme degree to manipulate you
@TheGeosto3 ай бұрын
Sounds like every comment ever made on a politician ever.
@tombstoneharrystudios5845 жыл бұрын
I love double-talk...Danny Kaye and Sid Caesar were the masters of sounding fluent in any language when they were just faking...and you, Sir, are equally astonishing!
@howardwimbrowcpa2 жыл бұрын
OMG this takes me back! When I was a young man, I bussed tables in a beach hotel restaurant. Our F&B manager was am old bar owner from back in Baltimore and he could "double talk" like a champ. We would have banquets and conventions and such, and Phil, the F&B manager, would be introduced as a keynote speaker. They would cook up all these bogus credentials. If it was lawyers, he'd be professor emeritus Georgetown Law School, if it was doctors, he'd be retired chief of surgeons at Johns Hopkins, fellow at the National Institute of Health, whatever. Then he would double talk the crowd, just like this, for five minutes, then break out into totally off color "blue" stand up comedy. It was high art!
@maxwellplotkin48212 жыл бұрын
This man hits the middle option on autocorrect in real life
@FlorenceFox8 жыл бұрын
Ya know, if I was there, I might actually be kinda worried that he was having a stroke...
@emperorlelouch56963 жыл бұрын
This is genius. It's the epitome of mundane argument avoidance.
@joshuakatz24998 жыл бұрын
The girl at 2:15 was like "damn straight!!!"
@wendysbrian13 жыл бұрын
Women often nod to and support bullshit. Please see the audience of the Wendy Williams show, consider also that it was Eve who was talked into biting the apple.
@ricardoh872 жыл бұрын
women just want to fit in
@senorkaboom12 жыл бұрын
OMG!! What a great concept. Verbal Perception Manipulation. I think I know how to handle those collection calls I get.
@grizzlyvoodoo4 жыл бұрын
You got the disease too🤣🤣🤣🤣
@JeffW77 Жыл бұрын
This is nuts. Mr. King is a master. I first encountered double-talk about 1964 in a book about language. There was a short section about Al Kelly with one of his routines that began: "I need not credish nor elongate upon the high purposes of our crombits, which have so unselfishly craded moslamit the fandon of human kindness..." I have carried this with me all this time.
@randyporter34913 жыл бұрын
This man is genius ! I literally studied Durwood Fincher (Mr Doubletalk) until I could do some of what he does. I conducted interviews for our fire dept, asking hopeful applicants questions they could NOT understand. Watching them squirm and fake through it was priceless (and videoed). Then, they were let off the hook and told they had passed. Great fun.
@acyutanandadas13264 жыл бұрын
I used to be dyslexic but God thank not more ever am I any.
@drditup4 жыл бұрын
I agree it totally nullifies any conversation. I myself liked to talk about my work and i've had to practice talking about it for any person, on any level, and make it understandable. It's weird how there's a market for learning how to speak the exact opposite way.
@Gablesman8886 жыл бұрын
Sounds like this undergrad psychology class I took in college.
@sagemood3 жыл бұрын
My brain refused to focus on it very long, lol
@darrellw8210 жыл бұрын
Can't say I've ever heard someone talk like that. Very interesting.
@matthewrendino42234 жыл бұрын
He makes perfect sense!!! I also just escaped from Bellevue Hospital.
@Richualistik2 жыл бұрын
That is pure comedy🤣Take that on the road man!
@hugoheyward79292 жыл бұрын
He's the definition of overusing the keyboard prediction bar.
@GrantZPrice9 жыл бұрын
3:25 Clap your stump... that's right.. clap it.
@Phyoomz5 жыл бұрын
LMMFAO!!!!!!!! hahahahah
@ghostrider26644 жыл бұрын
DUDE! That's my band's name! Stump Clapper! Weird!!!....
@jimmyb49826 жыл бұрын
I used to work as an academic editor for non-native speakers. The language, when it was grammatically correct, often sounded like this mumbo jumbo.
@adhamarafa24113 жыл бұрын
but.....but that is the gibberish part xD
@edwardhayes61134 жыл бұрын
Thanks to Al Kelly and all those great vaudeville double talkers
@briancrismonpetersen7885 Жыл бұрын
I feel like I’m listening to someone about to run for President.
@GEM8502 жыл бұрын
I believe all politicians know how to do this.
@bk25242 жыл бұрын
Absolutely hysterical.
@millicentsquirrelhole582 Жыл бұрын
Kev'..an esteemed graduate pf Professor Irwin Corey's school of 'Being the World's Foremost Authority'..
@thedolphin54284 ай бұрын
By 1:15, I would have walked out of such a talk if it were real. He sounded just like every other American motivational speaker and religious preacher I've ever heard. But 2:00 it was crystal clear that he was talking, not doublespeak, but gibberish. How can people not detect that?
@dominicdeluca63782 жыл бұрын
6:30ish shockamanoflaps with all the sparkometers coming out the side
@scratchdog22162 ай бұрын
Seems like something politicians pay attention to. They're certainly good at it.
@jaakkopontinen Жыл бұрын
But where is the encabulator
@ignitedfury72459 жыл бұрын
hahahaa what?! I just had to stop and write this at the 01:50 mark.
@katannanat4 ай бұрын
This is how Kamala learned how to talk.
@MegaTattoo6910 жыл бұрын
Politicians!
@alexmadsen53989 жыл бұрын
That was warm on a nice hot day and made me laugh cause it was cold this day is a great night
@legtit132 Жыл бұрын
Saying gibberish with key words like “life changing” and “21st century” where the audience will pay attention to and almost like fear mongering they get reeled in
@andreymills21267 ай бұрын
great lullaby
@allmagicguy5 жыл бұрын
This has been known in the past as Xjargon
@garynorthtruro10 жыл бұрын
A real Pro.
@murphy132953 жыл бұрын
At 3:30 that woman is p.o.'d , she had been taking notes .
@IvanMallia5 жыл бұрын
At least they got the joke... I doubt anyone would get that here in Malta. They would just keep staring at you.
@johnnyllooddte34152 жыл бұрын
id walk out,, sorry
@SpinThwomp8 ай бұрын
This sounds like when you spam the suggested word above the keyboard
@duenge Жыл бұрын
More sensible than Kamala....
@Kyusoath2 жыл бұрын
what is the empire of the 21st century?
@mojavesojourner4 ай бұрын
He should run for president
@edwardhayes61135 жыл бұрын
Check out the Al Kelly video
@johnnysparkleface30964 жыл бұрын
That young representative from New York speaks like this all the time. She just grabs random smart sounding words and phrases and strings it together into pure double talk. (AOC)
@GoatRidesBikes2 жыл бұрын
@0:37 insanity begins
@mentaltfladdrig3 жыл бұрын
Hypnosis is one helluva drug
@LeighMilneMagic12 жыл бұрын
Excellent!
@FernandoGonzalez-ys4wq3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like Michael Eric Dyson in a debate
@usfenderfsdlx12 жыл бұрын
comprehension 'splode.
@chipsrafferty8362 Жыл бұрын
And today,his student KH thrives living on the dole.
@johnchamberlain54352 ай бұрын
Ohhh... so THIS is who wrote all the Kamala Harris speeches.
@nicefella310 жыл бұрын
rofl...love this..!
@fatjohn140810 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of alan greenspan
@TheDantheman121215 жыл бұрын
It seems that it is all about the pitch of your voice.
@Markstun Жыл бұрын
Vivek Ramaswamy
@patrickfitzmichael59406 ай бұрын
He taught Kamala Harris
@LoLo-jk4lv5 ай бұрын
I understand none and my foot was in the leg. 😊
@erichogan23365 жыл бұрын
Ye liyke Dags?
@tootseug4 жыл бұрын
Donald Trump can do this, and does do this.
@edwardhayes61135 жыл бұрын
This art is a lost art except in congress
@ronwhite850311 ай бұрын
Stanley Unwin.
@patrickfitzmichael59406 ай бұрын
This sounds a lot like the crap Kamala Harris spews.
@theusher2893 Жыл бұрын
Kamala Harris' sensei.
@grizzlyvoodoo4 жыл бұрын
Swnd me the damn transcript!
@kirkjohnson93536 жыл бұрын
Professor Irwin Corey
@77thTrombone2 жыл бұрын
So there's no chance of either pleasant or unpleasant conditions? I am so disappointed. That was a masterful use of run-on sentences and "conjoined" sentences, where the direct object object of the first sentence serves immediately-and with neither substitution nor punctuation-as the subject of the second sentence. Y'know, some people pay good money to gain this as a pharmacological effect, while many others pay good money for pharmacology to make the effect go away. Good luck to all in the 21st century empire!
@dunmegatate57786 жыл бұрын
Very funny
@omittedprod6 жыл бұрын
Sam Hydes TedX talk
@sjnash4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like Joe Biden.
@Chickencheesyfingers3 жыл бұрын
Oh it’s a practical joke? Seems pretty impractical to me.
@donnaridenhour-mchenry2404 жыл бұрын
lol
@cathat9622 Жыл бұрын
Its like a Joe Biden speech with less tangents and less stuttering
@chazbuck93306 жыл бұрын
I invite you to a free analysis. I see and hear some symptoms of a televangelist. Brother your almost ready to go mainstream. Perhaps a little more twang in your voice will increase your believability.
@SamFBM3 жыл бұрын
very strange way of speaking
@sleightofmiles2 жыл бұрын
Antichrist😍
@Gablesman8888 жыл бұрын
So this is where the Obamic Wonder and the Hillarrhoid learned effective public speaking.