KevOnStage: Dear Kev, I ain't working with NOTHING down there.👌🍆|

Kev gives the best-worst advice that he possibly can answering your questions via [e-mail]

[@vaporrsslave6766]

"I threw that thang on your pop pop and he died" -KevOnStage

[@SlimmStudd]

InKomatose that part took me out!!! 🤣💀⚰️

[@user-sh2nr2gd7y]

Baaaabbyy I hollered

[@newgrowth74]

InKomatose “and that’s yo fault” 😂😂😂

[@Liya_Marie]

InKomatose listen!!! I have 🗣BARELY recovered 😭😭😭😭. Real tears lmbo!!

[@PersonalPraise]

"Every Meat has its place." 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@bryansl0587]

Kev snuck something real in there. Nothing hurts an ex who knows they did you wrong more than you moving on like it’s no problem. Live your best life without them!

[@sincerelyajg5067]

Not “keep a musty cooch”!!! Ma’am, do NOT keep a musty cooch, let’s not do that! Kev, this is hilarious 🤣

[@jannifermc7481]

🙅🏾‍♀️Please Don't!!! Lmao🤣🤣🤣

[@excessivechatter4724]

Right??? My Granny used to say that you hear that cat meow before anybody else. Wash it for yourself!!!

[@KayBeOnline]

Girl, he said a tackle box 😩🎣

[@hollaatthekid1796]

No musty bits please! Yuck!!😬

[@stephaniewaring7209]

I literally spit up when he said that. Legit was not expecting that. He is a fool.

[@rosiehendricks490]

I love that he puts his glasses in the mug 😂🤣

[@koolinwitk1789]

Dammit I cnt watch you I'm laughing way too hard and I'm pregnant... come on man 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤦🏾‍♀️ I'll drop this child too soon messing with you 😂😂😂😂

[@ehalljay1]

Lol

[@834_cross]

"Simple, (folds glasses). (With a straight face) You hurt him worse." 😳😂🤣😅😂😅🤣⚰️

[@Mrsbronson1000]

I can’t 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 he said I can’t answer real questions with real answers ... you put to much trust in me!!

[@SlimmStudd]

Alyssa Bronson the Lord fights my battles... Amen!

[@Passion84GodAlways]

@@SlimmStudd 😅😂🤣

[@Toywins]

"A charcuterie board before the main course." Melissa, come and get him!! 😩😂😂😂

[@Sunshine134chick]

Toy Dubz lol 😂

[@KayBeOnline]

Please! Cuz he actin a fool!

[@c0wboys4life]

*Your mans said should I just change genders tho....Man till this day I'm still not ready for the type of fans Kev got cuz I don't be expecting none of these questions* 🤣🤣🤣

[@jannifermc7481]

🤦🏾‍♀️💀💀💀Agreed!!! Lol

[@Mitzeria1]

Very true!!! 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Toywins]

"You ain't finna tear nothing up." Omg, I'm going to sleep!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@itscarissahere]

“This whole show is terrible” ... yes, yes it is 😩😩😂

[@bigerthanmyself421]

I read that in the dinosaur voice off little foot...duckie yes yes

[@ShawneeETV]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@phenton91]

@@bigerthanmyself421 Land Before Time was dope

[@prncssdiva20]

“If you’re a man and you have a strap on you’re still a man.” Bye Kevin.

[@blupeppers6437]

He's right! !!! If you gotta get strapped get strapped! !!

[@charlessteven47]

Is that what's 50 cent is talking about

[@superduperjoi6800]

lowkey deep

[@Yet2b4Sakn]

Steven Charles Sir! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@mz.phatbaldkat7839]

I'm in tears over putting a" wee wee on top of a wee wee"😂😂😂😂Lord please help me to get through the rest of this video. It's too early in the morning for Kev's shenanigans. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ddave7026]

Saying what im thinking😂😂

[@hollaatthekid1796]

The wee wee thing cracked me up. For real!

[@18missmm]

Girl, I was good until he remixed John Legend! I hated to laugh at that po'man, but that was too much!! 🤣😂😂😂😂

[@mz.phatbaldkat7839]

@@18missmm IKR?? His foolishness is non-stop.😂😂😂😂😂

[@brownskinfelix3587]

23 secs in Kev: "With that, let's get started, 😂😂😂." Me: Let the shenanigans begin...😂😂😂

[@oshunshoneybee]

I'm so tired of these episodes... I be at work with my face covered in tears 😂😂😂😂😂😂!!!

[@janlet627]

Me too!

[@jaccihigh1623]

At work, shoulders shaking trying to stifle this laughter! 😂 😂

[@shelceyhampton5253]

SOMEBODY COME GET THIS MAN! BUT BRING HIM BACK THO BC I NEED THE FOOLISHNESS FRIDAYS!

[@tashajackson7968]

Shelcey Hampton 😂😂😂😂

[@dtayl303]

"Your not a full course meat" My God, fam...

[@otgcheedo]

6:06 No one: Kevin: "Nah, dont kill his grandpa... Directly." 😭😭😭

[@ladylegs001]

THE best WORST advice EVER 😭😭😭

[@elizabethmonique1993]

Puts on glasses just to read over them lol

[@cessien3325]

“THEM STANKIN BALLS”, your sponsors must love you Kev 😂😂😂

[@antoinycemathis]

"All of me is a little peen..." "I need just a little more wee wee" OMGGGG, KEV!!!

[@18missmm]

I lost it at that point!! 🤣😂😂😭😭😭

[@Wendy-rq2lb]

That lead in to ManScape made me choke on my drink! I'm at home with clots on my lungs - joke could've literally killed me Kev!

[@crankin21guns]

I hope you feel better soon

[@Enygreatdane]

“You letting him get his ball in the paint and he trying to dunk it” 🤦🏾‍♂️😂😂

[@tochiagbo]

The illustration was lowkey solid tho loool

[@Enygreatdane]

Tochukwu Agbo definitely agree! Solid yet hilarious 😂 😂

[@PersonalPraise]

Kev said, "It's like Power Rangers!" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂

[@devanchin5083]

I was having a rough morning, like walk out on my family for good rough... but Kev got me to crack my first smile of the day 😂

[@hamady08]

Manscaped is sponsoring every podcast there is 😂

[@18missmm]

Yep! 😂 Them n Skill Share!

[@GameFreak4Ever]

This has become one of my favorite segments on this channel. Kev out does himself each week with terrible advice.

[@seonaidkabiah418]

Best part of my Friday 😂. Tuned in from South Africa 🇿🇦❤️

[@resegomalepe3420]

You and I both, and we are too early there are no fire comments yet😂

[@seonaidkabiah418]

@@resegomalepe3420 ❤️❤️ LOL we need to make the fire comments then 😂

[@resegomalepe3420]

Well Im not funny ey 🤣and Im not really a commenter either, Im the silent viewer, I only commented cause I saw that beautiful flag 🙈🙈

[@mankay2000]

We here! 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦

[@MokgobiLedwaba]

Lol love this show 😂

[@donnathelistener8905]

Kev....please stop saying BALLS and NUTS over and over with emphasis!! You were just having too much fun with this segment. OMG! 😆😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@queenphilosophia]

"Every meat has it's place" 🗣KEV, LEAVE NOWWWWWW

[@shapeshifta247]

My new Friday morning comedy show. Love this show. Maaan if u can get an animated visuals to go with the questions, that would be so clutch. Keep pushing kev

[@getbuns2]

This needs to be an hour segment.Makes my Friday ever week .

[@antoinycemathis]

1 out 6 millennials has $100K saved?! That is a lie from the PIT OF HELL lolol (But, I'm praying and trying to get there lol)

[@selenat.4982]

Exactly..How is this when most people don't have a savings account nor emergency money.

[@tamaracharese]

Women talk that trash but there are a lot of women happily married to men with lil ones... 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@joannasaadati8810]

Exactly. The big D men aren't always marriage material either lol

[@chestnutbrown9340]

Lies!!!

[@unicornmama8421]

Content but not fulfilled.

[@ThoroughbredDiva]

My biggest fear in life🙈

[@1991Meka]

Me!🙋‍♀️

[@tomeciaedwards]

Listen 👂 don't y'all listen to Kev! Out here smelling like a tackle box 😂🤣 😂! No Sir

[@happyroyalty]

"I'm an idoit!" That whole last Q&A took me out!!! 😂😂😂

[@ShaniqueCampbell]

Those ad segways tho...... on point looooool

[@ShidaRose]

I died at the first question. Within 3 minutes, deceased. Breathe, left my body. 😂😂

[@nicolelawrence7722]

Anyone else need this Friday morning foolishness? Foolishness and fresh coffee..🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 Love it Kevonstage!

[@janedeer7538]

Kev:Ma'am I am an idiot... I cannot answer these questions.... you put too much trust in me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@D-money17]

That manscaped transition was incredible😂😂😂

[@mercedesevelyn]

I'm convinced that Kevin is not here to actually help, he's here to troll! Lol

[@SNadia-dg9pi]

The only thing he's "TEARING UP" would be his ego, lol 🤦🏽‍♀️⚰😂🤣🤣

[@AyannaFootman]

The bloopers with the dinosaur noise has me crying!!!!😂😂😂😂

[@queenphilosophia]

"Kev on what? Kev on hands. Bop bop" 😂😂😂

[@S.K.McCartyMBAMHA]

"Every meat has its' place." Lies! NO SIR! LMBO!!!

[@browneyedrockerbabe4155]

*This ALWAYS makes my week! Thank you Kev! All the questions & advice had me 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄 Happy Friday to everyone in the comments*

[@RiyonceRiyonce]

“Two HUNNA and something” 🤣🤣🤣

[@PerillyGaming]

Kev, put “The Lord Fights My Battles” onna shirt. Like for a Amen!

[@mellod5615]

So early for this foolishness. 🤦🏾‍♀️😂😂😂😂

[@antoinycemathis]

Love the bloopers lol... now we know why this show isn't live lol

[@bdott8912]

You are HILARIOUS!!! The bloopers had me at work crying. I am tuned in forever!

[@Kensworld28]

Basically a whole TV network at this point

[@IAM1OUTOF60]

BRO YOU ARE REMEDIAL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@canb1648]

The cheering at the end...📢THAT'S HOW REAL ONES SHOW SUPPORT 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾💯

[@MiilyGarcia0119]

A whole word! “ As soon as you turn 3 you’re going on 4, as soon as you turn 4 you’re going on 5”

[@Ldubs80]

How does Melissa deal with you?? 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Kayrenar]

“You cannot dooooooo!” 😂😂😂😂 Yes, indeed!

[@chibaby0306]

His head game better be amazing

[@ChloeBaileysRightBootyCheek]

I might need security still ain’t enough 😂

[@digthewarmth]

That and he needs to become a Master at toys and get himself a really kinky girl that gets maybe more excited about toys than the real thing.

[@gus_ogts4648]

he said "you looking good with your soggy body" im done 😂😂😂

[@allienimmons308]

“Keep a musty cooch” knocked me tf out

[@ISpyLexi]

An advising podcast refusing to advise on serious issues? 🧐... I love it😂😂

[@lovelygenise8178]

The first advice for each video is always the one that almost takes me out! Love ya Kev!

[@jeaninegriffin1196]

Kevin, the way you put on those glasses! 😂😂

[@SakinahPalmer]

You are fired! Best worst advice. I cannot. Tug boat. I hope this isn’t real. He needs to find someone who isn’t interested in sexy time. 🤣🤣🤣

[@juniemz1]

Omg, too hilarious! " Does it look big to you??!" 🤦🏿😂😂😂

[@shia.03]

🤣🤣🤣

[@beccadotelpy]

18:14 the rant about "3 going on 4" is a thing of petty genius. 🤣

[@roots2gotv]

Idc this was one of the funniest podcasts! The pure foolery unmatched🙈🤦🏽‍♀️🤣🤣🤣

[@Yet2b4Sakn]

Anybody else hear Kevin say BUTT during random times in your head when you are not watching or listening to him?

[@Trombonegoddess86]

Yet2b4Sakn yes. My husband has asked me to please stop saying BUTT like that. But it’s too fun to stop! 🤣

[@shawannabd]

That ballwash segment was HILARIOUS!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Roseyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

Its 6:20 AM, “you got a lil wee-wee” 😂😂🙌🏾 I’m laughing too loud right now. “Everybody dont want their back blown out” 🙃 Why is he like this? It’s beyond me. #THEFUNNIESTCOMEDIAN ... Annyywhoooo.... just express to her how you feel and be creative with it, using a faux Vienna sausage is a dead giveaway. Drink some Sea Moss, work on your stroke game, study where her g-spot is, and PRAY that it works because little peens aren’t fuf-filling.

[@vividpurpleq]

Girl this man said he suffers from micropenis.... that's less than 2 inches. Lol

[@ashleyzviitei]

That last story made Kev's tongue tired....he never got it out in the end despite several attempts.

[@rodentcafeteria]

Why does he need his glasses to read a question, but not when he's reading a commercial?

[@zChelly90]

Right!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@18missmm]

The same reason why his coffee mug is the holder for said bootleg glasses!! 🤣😂😂😭😭😭 For real tho I'm wondering if the emails are a smaller font, but the commercials, he can rewrite n adjust the size.

[@justtashamia]

He had Lasik. He just likes wearing them. They are his old glasses.

[@marvinabarnes12]

😂😂

[@texascreoleshani3725]

rodentcafeteria It’s part of the act. I know me and a few other people commented on earlier episodes about how funny it was when Kev smashes the glasses onto his face. I’m sure he read the comments because he’s using the glasses even more. I’m pretty sure it’s a permanent prop of his “Dear Kev” outfit. 🤷🏽‍♀️😂

[@malditaseantia4307]

Make sure he doesn't have alzheimers💀

[@lizzerdlegz2732]

Everybody don't want their back blown out lmao

[@angelmason23]

I need just a little more wee wee 😩😂😂😂😂💀 GOODBYE SIR!

[@bryansl0587]

Nooo, a chastity belt?? Like Princess Bride?! 😂

[@msfiesty88]

Omg, Kev. Wth?😂😂😂 I'm glad I work from home or somebody would think I was crazy cause I be over here dyyyiiing 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀. I can't with your shenanigans sir.😂😂

[@twana_]

THEM STANKIN BAWLLLS!!!! ☠

[@hannahmontana5378]

“Simple you hurt him worse “😭

[@missadug]

Kev! You got me laughing walking through the airport like a crazy person😂😂😂😂😂

[@antoinycemathis]

TRUE PAIN... Just move on without me, and you're HAPPY?! Take pictures of your life without him!! (Kev... I don't think you meant to give actual GOOD advice, but this was actually good lol)

[@greenytaddict]

i'm convinced there is congnac in that cup

[@MiilyGarcia0119]

greenytaddict absolutely 😂

[@kristopherrobinson3250]

I'mma need you to stop yelling BALLS!! I got earbuds in man!

[@msd9264]

Hi Kev, I just watched your ‘Worse Thanksgiving Ever’ Again and I laughed till I cried (Again) you give me jokes. Now I’m dying at the ‘little weenie man’. U.K. in da house ❤️u guys.

[@P3RDEGREE]

Lmao something is really wrong with you lmao! The tackle box lol

[@lovebug6388]

They must have met $100k in student loan debt.....

[@monicahope3615]

Men with that micro situation would do well to focus on being good people with excellent careers and a great deal to offer as a human being. It's challenging for men because society places such value on men who have been extra credit blessed 'down there,' and so do women. But great sex with a 'gifted' man does not a great relationship make. Good suggestions on the toys Kev.

[@misshisokapaints109]

I'm still upset about your regular channel not having comments😭

[@jaso3920]

I’m just here to comment! I love your material!! 💪🏾

[@LekeshaL]

More importantly, who do you think I am....don't write me no more! I LOVE this show...please send more questions so it can be longer

[@ehalljay1]

Why the (inappropriate) are you not in a movie... You got that it (universal) factor dawg... I mean.. Seriously . . . maybe some cameo money? Just sayin' - any way I'm rooting for you! Lol great content.. Lol very entertaining....😂😂😂

[@kadmielvalcin]

😂😂 22:33, 22:43, 23:08 - what was that? Chewbacca being choked? 🤣🤣🤣 That was hilarious! Great show! God bless you, Kev.

[@tiffanyboozer7970]

It's the tackle box for me...!!😂🤣 I'm done..

[@frederickblackston]

The glasses always get me lol

[@miab4594]

“Don’t write me no more.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Olivia-qg2qh]

I've been skipping over these segments because I foolishly thought these were serious. Now I gotta go back & watch them all 😂😂

[@llllll-ux2lz]

My soul left when he said musty cooch!! 😂😂😂 unexpected lol