Key & Peele - Snitch - Uncensored

Two friends in police custody begin to suspect that their third companion may be ratting them out.
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#KeyandPeele

[@ProjectILT]

they bribed him like he's a 4 year old

[@madskillzy2k]

it would work on me

[@jimmysuriel8433]

😂😂

[@l3wdlemon708]

Just like tekashi 6ix9ine 😂😂😂😂 Key and peele predicting the future like Simpson's

[@lucasr2050]

thats the joke

[@xavierann5222]

Nahhh... when i was 10 they could have gotten me with those little goodies😂

[@genghiskhan4356]

6ix9ine when he got caught

[@safaaclermont1560]

Right

[@Hunter-oo7qn]

PIZZA TIME!

[@SahlEbrahim]

Shigi Wigi look whos triggered

[@magenta3712]

@@shigiwigi4995 Look at your fucking profile picture kid 😂😂

[@happydaze1721]

@@shigiwigi4995 Only bitch asses in this conversation are you and 6ix9ine

[@qwerty683100]

Level 1 snitch: snack + soda Level 2 snitch: pizza Level 3 snitch: lobster + miniature cadillac

[@natalyaakselaleksander4502]

Hard to resist man. Just hard

[@jordanyoung1600]

level 4 snitch: wear rainbow hair and face tats.

[@huncho_flamez6134]

That’s how mafia works

[@Keys7]

Level 3 snitches are the so called rappers, lol

[@sha12310]

@@jordanyoung1600 LMAO

[@cf1696]

The look on his face when he asked him where he got the pizza. That's some solid acting there. You can tell he's pleading with him to have some kind of reasonable explanation.

[@realxjosh8298]

That's Mekhi Phifer a phenomenal actor

[@NazriB]

Lies again? Bigger Than Mafia

[@TheJofrica]

The way the music changes whenever he gets mad at him

[@drowsy4400]

@@realxjosh8298 thats the guy from 8 mile right?

[@arcadestickgaming6601]

Fax bro it was a look of sincerity😂😂😂😂

[@MrIcyDubstep]

Everyones Gangsta till the snacks start rolling.

[@clintoneke7]

Lmaooo

[@danielcastaneda7801]

cant even lie, I'll snitch for some pizza

[@msthang5366]

Pizza time

[@102allenwalker]

Icy Dubstep you damn skimpy

[@SD-de4do]

omfg good ab workout

[@paulhrahsel8819]

"He's saying that I would never sell out that man".. * WHAT?!!! * 😂😂😂

[@ratricebowden1530]

Lmfaoooooooooooooo

[@Ck-zz5mp]

Hahaha 😂

[@andrewjordan6828]

lmaoooooooooooo😂

[@nasrn1862]

😂😂😂😂

[@Sway187]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@mohammadnurfiqri2831]

That song that played while he was in the toy car, is that song that Peele didn't know the lyrics to in another sketch.

[@dan-wd2fx]

Theoneaboveall1 such a club banger.

[@paulle9462]

Someone on that sketch's video made a PSA to link to this one 'cause everyone was going nuts tryna figure it out where they had heard the song before. On that note, I'd totally buy that song if they released it as a standalone track. Lmao

[@therealvsfake]

OMG ur right! :D

[@soufianb7912]

so whats the name ????

[@ImThinking3]

@@soufianb7912 Roll with me

[@LokaJohn]

i love when he points out the window, his lips are moving along with the lines, "im selling you out right now" these guys are hilarious

[@insaneartistizmywuname]

I 💀💀💀

[@ZechsEl]

Actually he is saying ".... right there"

[@hriatacolney1471]

Ohh your right

[@CC-ns2ds]

@@ZechsEl in my head he said “that nig** right there” 😂😂

[@tylerrogers2609]

You know it's like they say, "Everyone has their price." For J-Rock, that price was snacks, pizza, lobster, and a mini Escalade.

[@KevinP32270]

Lol

[@KevinP32270]

+Euphoria Games I'd snitch for a lobster lol

[@ichangedthename]

I'd snitch fo dat pizza

[@KevinP32270]

THERE WAS A LOBSTER AT THE END LOLOL.

[@tylerrogers2609]

Euphoria Games i think that's what he had in his hand at the end lol

[@Oldpangolin]

When he pointed at him through the window though...

[@lro001]

I would’ve ran outta that police station so FAST!!!! 🏃🏾💨

[@rickysyndab8447]

I was crying 😭😭

[@commonsense5894]

Ay I am ur thousandth like

[@iseeuprayer2110]

@@rickysyndab8447 How big his eyes got when he got snatched up though. Lol

[@YoshiXO]

Right when that happened I was reading it Lmaooo

[@xxwallyxx8537]

2:40 Looked like They were actually in sync together when he said “ he’s selling me out rn” lmao

[@Mars-87]

WTF I WATCHED THAT LIKE 6 TIMES AND DIDNT NOTICE.... good spot bro

[@goodtogolifestyle630]

True💯💯

[@switchunboxing]

Haha what

[@franciscotejada9184]

“He prob going to the bathroom or sum” *clearly walks back in office

[@turboguy7539]

he was literally pointing at him out the window XD

[@KevinP32270]

I died laughing lol

[@onichi2995]

Ikr lol lol turboguy7 lol lol

[@KevinP32270]

I cried laughing when he did that LOLOL

[@shariqusoof5649]

Hes my man dawg! He would neva snitch on us.

[@kenstoner882]

I read his lips he said ( that him right there ) lmao

[@veronicataylor1842]

when he came out with that car I started crying.

[@bink]

+Sweet Dottie Don't cry... it'll give you wrinkles :)

[@jankealan]

+Shaun Feldman youre fuckin weird

[@javoniagoodwin5255]

"roll with me roll with me"😭😭💀

[@veronicataylor1842]

+Javonia Goodwin jumps out of car

[@javoniagoodwin5255]

+Sweet Dottie 😭😭💀 dead asf

[@thisisajang]

Rockwell trust on his cousin is so heart-warming

[@ubernate860]

The way he said "notthhiiiiiinnnnnn 🙄" LMAAOOOOO

[@MrBooger17]

I guess it's time for another key and peele marathon

[@finalgeneration1462]

its me today

[@dragonballa5083]

I got next!

[@delx5751]

TO THIS DAY. TO THIS DAY.

[@charankko4142]

Ahhh heemm and it's my turn todayi

[@CouchEconomyTX]

Lmao, same

[@selemawit9411]

Mikai phifers faith in him despite the evidence in front of him is priceless 😂

[@smoothcat3447]

Are you eritrean?

[@AMAli-ct5df]

He may be

[@KidTriste]

2:41 Nobody gonna mention that Peele’s snitching is so good that he’s saying the exact same words as Key? 😂

[@Joecbg100]

Dude, this got even better

[@nyc914]

Mekhi Phifer is the most underated actor in black history

[@pk_1]

FACTS

[@jmrbker22]

Shit, most black actors are imo

[@seamusohoulihan666]

He's not that great

[@cortellrichardson2162]

U r correct

[@LuckyJackson2020]

factually actually

[@wavves9095]

*Look like he just came out the fucking snack shop* 😂

[@natashabenitez7650]

LoL 😂🤣🤣🤣he bought the slice of pizza 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Snitch Ass 🤣😂😫

[@ethanwoods9571]

@@natashabenitez7650 Your use of emojis has actually given me cancer..

[@kclark12345]

😂

[@Stud03Muffin]

Fucking* not “godddman”

[@michaelkaychewe3542]

Nutthing 🤣

[@jesushateswood]

I just noticed that when he came out of the room in the little car he was wearing a LOBSTER bib.

[@lennyboy4180]

right!! that shit is great. Reminds me of the Mike epps stand up about snitchin, You sold out the whole hood for a ultimate feast?!

[@1nkatha]

😂 I just noticed. Hilarious

[@Lthe1]

and holding a lobster

[@jesushateswood]

L Lawliet Hysterical.

[@moviemaker2011z]

And holding a lobster.

[@MOBROOKS]

1:40 It’s always been funny to me the way Mekhi says “That man is a stand up G!!” Hahahhaahahhaa

[@marcusgreer3868]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@tieon82]

The way he said "That man is a stand up G". He vouch for him no matter what.. He must've had a real rep on the street. He didn't question him for a second 😂😂😂

[@FreestyleEntOnline]

I kept on guessing and trying to predict what the plot twist was gonna be about .. but it turned out the plot twist is.....there is no plot twist... touché key & peele , touché

[@sidharthsubramanian1283]

me too

[@ramdomusername81]

louis 420 He didn't say he didn't enjoy the video tho...

[@itsneverlupus5544]

louis 420 u must be fun at the parties you don't get invited to

[@gamerbros.9253]

louis 420/ I bet your the only one that liked your dumb@ss comment

[@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica]

louis 420 Everybody else is insulting you for your dumbass comment and I don't wanna be left out!

[@ManuelDominguez-mx3bk]

"what you said to them men" "Nooooooothing"😂😂😂 that part always gets me

[@AverageCoxGaming]

My girlfriend hates it when I go around the house saying “pizza time, pizza time”

[@dudefromtexas425]

My wife hates Drax them Sklountz 😂

[@tokenblack7983]

My wife hates “ Tj juxton “ some college

[@dtaylor374]

Keep doing it!!!!

[@dtaylor374]

My girl hates the UFC skit! I tell her that I'll take the trash out...once I talk to the lord!

[@AverageCoxGaming]

1:46

[@dirt1736]

he ain't gotta snitch when they having suspicious secret lil group meetings in the hallway lol

[@MrMutou]

Lmao soon as he threatened dude it was OVER😂

[@NyarRailakende]

The face when he gets out..🤣🤣🤣🤣👀👀👀 "NOOOOOTHIIIIINGGGGG"

[@Thatwhiteblackkid]

He says it like a middle school girl 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@condorgaming4000]

@@Thatwhiteblackkid exactly what i was thinkin 😂

[@dkmdmd_9034]

SG G 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@fatimezzahrarbib634]

My fav part too

[@sirjacobanderson]

Dead afff

[@snoopy2511]

Catchin Snitches, Getting Bitches -Harry Potter

[@AngryKittens]

Ashley R Yer a wizard, arry.

[@keepitthuggy]

+Ashley R harry potter? lmao

[@karsthedisputer]

+Angreh Kittunz i'm a wha?

[@General_Klytus]

lol

[@fizzjayce806]

gucci flipflops p

[@bonwatcher]

Key & Peele don't just go for a laugh, but they go for the throat like with that toy Escalade with the sweet rims at the end to leave us rolling. 🤣🤣🤣

[@serbonkers4130]

I just cant help but smile and laugh everytime jordan is in character 😆

[@raphaelsanmartin2691]

lmaooo when he went back after they told him who did it lmao

[@LaughterCigar]

Going through the details, getting the facts in order in his head before coming back in to snitch... hilarious.

[@fucku2821]

Hahaha

[@dlorian17]

The way he did the spin into the room 😂

[@phusionhead]

Dlorian Miller I scrolled forever looking for this comment cause that twirl had me weak af! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@fredmills6438]

shi was too funny....ahaha

[@ysammo214]

😂

[@dudebroduude2987]

I couldn’t stop laughing at work for hours cause of that damn twirl 😂

[@TheUKisThere]

dudebroduude Hours? Jeez...

[@alwaysm.i.a10]

Gotta love Mekhi Phifer. And Keegan with his best Mekhi voice impersonation.

[@kieransadauski6417]

“Ima bury you in my motha’s basement, wit da rest of the snitches!!” slays me every time😂😂💀💀

[@sterlingsilver5937]

*"Look like he just got back from the F#%&n snack shop"* 😂

[@danielthetornado]

like 404: comment not found

[@Probablyabox]

"I aint saying nothing, and you aint saying nothing, because we aint saying nothing, get what I'm saying" "What are you saying?"

[@jacobharris6746]

"Nothing!"

[@potato_sal365]

Probably a box

[@relaxsleep2917]

AlexLovesZombies115 True, but Key and Peele added the we ain't sayin' nothin' part which makes it much funnier.

[@FlykillaThomasn]

Probably a box nothing

[@therebellion96]

Exactly

[@alexanders1330]

2:35 I love how he does the spin to the room 💀

[@Solidude]

I laughed so hard on that fake song "Roll with me" that played in the end. I like how they use the same universe for every sketches.

[@wynwilliams6977]

Snitches get -stitches- Escalades and pizza!

[@unclefkr8945]

That's my brother. He a stand up G. He will never snitch! *snitches his brother out for a slice of pizza*

[@hurl287]

Could've got the hole box lol

[@manoffaith6952]

The way he asked "where u get the pizza" 😂😂😂

[@patton72010]

Fantastic acting by Mekhi Phifer.

[@boldinbran]

Kendrick gotta stop workin with Jay Rock man, the dude snitches for pizza

[@mt4lennox138]

Jay rock a sbitch?.

[@DragonBlack199]

But I thought all Jay Rock does is “win” 😂

[@halim_fh5942]

We gon just ignore that that's Mike Phifer from 8 Mile?

[@DeiHarper9361]

Nah most people know who *Mekhi Phifer* is.

[@Keyon1ofakind]

Halim_fh nah That’s Mike Phifer from Paid In Full

[@DrSonus]

@@DeiHarper9361 nah, most people are 12.

[@DeiHarper9361]

@@DrSonus Nah most people are 16.

[@HIMalayan88]

@@DrSonus Are you saying that most people on planet Earth are 12 yrs old???? Shut your dumb ass up.

[@GgCashh451]

The way he slips from his grasp to go back and snitch was hilarious

[@victorsahni2071]

The pizza time scene cracks me up too much 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bbennyj]

so hilarious, Lol, wake up in the morning it's pizza time, everybody loves pizza time, hahaha

[@rgshawn4612]

"Naw naw naw he’s sayin, that I will never snitch on that man" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lathakothandan9595]

Where'd you get that pizza? Back there I I I bought it😂😂

[@Adam-kx2tp]

How Mikhai Phifer kept a straight face is beyond me

[@xzylorcosmic9142]

Whered you get that Pizza 🍕? "i bought it" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@blues03]

The music and acting made the tense atmosphere feel so legit. I feel like good comedians are also part actor.

[@prazedplatoon6502]

^right lol they are actors. Duh.

[@Okayand33]

Their acting skills are wayyyy underrated.

[@zacharymaneja1207]

To be gangster and still express the emotions with their face the way they did was actually impressive

[@duckfiden6925]

Ya'll live in fantasyland..lol

[@simonroh4958]

3:00 the officer's head shaking 😂😂

[@SD-de4do]

"He's sellin' me out right now!" Short round points to the window and says "That guy right there."

[@AwesomeGuy8749]

“Nah he’s saying, that I would never sell out that man” fuckin priceless line

[@desmondgurley]

Lolol when he literally pointed at him through the glass I almost died 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@philippaul6039]

If I knew I could get all that stuff I woulda turned snitch years ago!

[@MrTrexPrehistoric]

Sell out!!!

[@ouaelkaloun2039]

nah , he's saying that I WILL NEVER sell out that man . cuz of this i almost punched the screen trying to hit that like button.

[@KingAsa5]

2:41 him pointing out the window took me out🤣🤣 He was snitching his ass off

[@jamesolive1300]

“Roll with me, Roll with me Let the night unfold with meeee”

[@danielmutuma7156]

the way he says "nothiiiig"😂😂😂..that should be a meme

[@pranksarecool1]

lmao.... peele's face at the end! Priceless. :DDDD

[@umno9830]

Lol I love how they just take his word for it and don't even bother interrogating the other two

[@AriesNation187]

How he pointed them out through a glass door💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tnman7394]

Pizza tiiiimmmee! Pizza time, pizza time, everybody loves pizza time! Wake up in tha morning its pizza time!! Favorite part!

[@mrjixk]

"Good things happen to good people." -Frank Underwood

[@traalverson2485]

someone watches house of cards

[@MachineGunMouth]

+Tra Alverson someone else does as well....

[@MightyXenoz]

1 year later...

[@themaggattack]

Nicolas Alqas Alyas- ikr? ☹

[@vani808]

Impatiently waiting for Season 6.

[@chamilleon]

*Legend says that there is always a Key & Peele skit you haven't seen or haven't seen twice...*

[@cjandtheguys1656]

Who else from roll with me

[@Vortual]

Cj and the guys yeah I wonder if the full song is anywhere

[@WhoamI-su7pg]

Let the night unfold wit meeeeEEe

[@DanielSantos-nf7lx]

Yoooo anybody know the name of the song that was playing when he was in the mini Escalade

[@branon6565]

Is that Mehki Phifer? This shit is hilarious!!!

[@reapov2665]

Yeah it is

[@georgewarden3494]

I have to be honest that pizza looked so tasty😶

[@gareginasatryan6761]

hate pepperoni .

[@Whadduphomie]

David Kim Your homies oughta see this comment

[@Gman1998]

I guess it was good enough to be snitch worthy

[@slimlc5776]

Hell Na pizza looked like some dried up little Caesar’s 😂

[@justanoman6497]

@David Ortiz I feel so sorry for you. I know how those are bad on reheated pizza. Veggies only belong on fresh pizzas that unfortunately only the privileged can have.

[@azilla1490]

How Gunna was snitching to get out of jail early😂

[@Slimdior100]

Indeed He sang whole song about it in curt yes ma'am 😂 😂

[@Heartbreakcherry]

😂😂😂

[@kennyrashide7703]

Dat spin move he hit when he went to snitch 😂😂😂 2:35

[@Citizen2047]

0:44 this facial expressions is spot on, priceless. Well done!

[@warrenmoses7370]

Moral of the story don't incriminate yourself.

[@DylanBegazo]

I agree. and if you don't incriminate yourself you have nothing to snitch about. It's better to die noble and innocent with dignity than it is to die knowing you did bad things and were a coward.

[@spooglet3279]

Catalyst - D B That depends on the person. Some people have no problem with doing things like throwing others under the bus.

[@DylanBegazo]

The Berserk Spoogz You make a good point. Perhaps then my comment is purposed for those who feel the same way and for those who haven’t decided what kind of person they want to be.

[@familytwitchen7624]

Let The Night Unfold With Me 😂

[@kpetry19]

The dance move to get hisself free and the spin inside the door with the pizza in the air 😂😂😂

[@FRZYB]

When he left with the toy car!!!

[@SRALTHACNQURR]

is that future from 8 mile

[@hebrewlou8869]

"this is no movie there's no Michai Phifer, this is my life'ah"... so thats a "yes".. that's him.

[@batmitemanChicago]

Did you honestly refer to Michai Phifer as future from 8 mile??? I'm only thinking you black from your pic. And if you are black I can tell that you live amongst white people and only know of one of our most loved black male actors by being in a eminem movie... I hope to god your not black.

[@hebrewlou8869]

+Ray da Don lmbo

[@loganblanc3864]

You gay

[@SRALTHACNQURR]

Ray da Don half

[@bnicethegaynerd6025]

Jokes on Peele, he’s forced to act like he knows the words to Roll with me in that little car of his

[@RobertSmith-rp2xy]

6yrs old an still a classic

[@dustybarton1631]

Mekhi Phifer sounding like method Man 😂😂

[@Luna-kb3sr]

Watch "Paid in Full and Clockers." That's his voice in those roles.

[@jenuwinmoore9258]

Dusty Barton What?! 😕 U must don't know who Method Man is...

[@NonsensicalSpudz]

@@jenuwinmoore9258 "sounding" not sounds

[@jenuwinmoore9258]

NonsensicalVids Comprehend... I'm referring to his dialect, as well as his mannerism, in his way of expression... Totally different...

[@NonsensicalSpudz]

@@jenuwinmoore9258 He didn't say the guy was method man, he just said hes sounding like him, whether its true or not its pointless to correct, thats what He thinks.

[@shariemorgan1140]

Money making Mitch 🤑

[@daviddavidson6406]

Any body who ever said some jealous shit about me is fkin dead b

[@orochisaint5872]

Paid in full nice movie 😎⚜️👌🏾

[@demariowilliams8]

Micih phifer? Is that really him

[@pk_1]

YEAH U KNOW! PAID N FULL😎👌🏾

[@shariemorgan1140]

@@pk_1 Facts!!!

[@MessengerKeyson99]

Keegan-Michael-Key & Jordan Peele great comic duos!!.

[@tonylin3989]

roll with me

[@irahat6387]

SomeBody Give these Men Oscars

[@albertpringle8197]

i Rahat FOESHOW cause they both acting like a fool

[@tashastidwell6915]

And hurry up too

[@buffbanana15]

I love Key and Peele but to this day I still don't know what the lyrics are to their theme song...

[@Dyenosoreusrex]

+Nicholas Yu I think it's oh I want you. But I don't need you.

[@maskedfelon9261]

"All I want is you, but I don't need you."

[@ionlygotocostcoforthesampl547]

lol

[@user-mw4qi1kx3o]

"crazy crazy, crazy does it crazy tell my brother.." somethin like tht

[@gengisdon]

Baby Vegeta mmmmmmmmmm Jammin on the verse!

[@thiszoobaby358]

The snitch cousin gotta be the most naive person I ever seen😂😂😂 He love his cuz he refused to believe one man can snitch so hard

[@sommohapatra5221]

I come back to this every few weeks

[@HybridFlaav]

2:55 couldn't hold it anymore 😂😂😂

[@antoniokinsey4041]

Every time I think I won’t see a funnier Key & Peele skit...

[@OP-xi1hv]

you look like a snitch.

[@sufimuslimlion4114]

OP if he’s not involved in crime how would he be a snitch u weak Pussy

[@seppukuboi1579]

Roll with me

[@ezramowery2003]

Finally realized the song in their "pretending to know the lyrics" video is the same song at the end here.

[@coquinx3]

He's not a snitch. he's a KZbin hero!

[@greateldritch8141]

Mantis Toboggan stand up g

[@lilhenny300k5]

He’s KZbin hard.

[@mahasin77]

lmao....when he pointed at him through the window looking dead at him.....too funny

[@DJyoutube2023]

These guys are legends, crack me up

[@NaudVanDalen]

I'm glad I watched the video about Peele not knowing the lyrics to the song that plays in this sketch when he drives the mini car before this video. Nice reference.

[@Flip_The_Lens]

Mekhi Phifer did a good job on this.