Key & Peele - Sound Off

Also known as:
- Key and Peele Army Running Cadence
- Key and Peele Running Cadence
Original video was deleted for unknown reasons and its the only reason why I upload this for non-profit admiration purposes. Below there is a link to their official channel!
/ @keyandpeele

[@codycasey3126]

Plot twist: he was alone all along and the trainee Soldiers were all in his head, and he’s already homeless.

[@jamescandle5786]

that would be a genius plot twist and hilarious too

[@bthy384]

What if all the trainee soldiers were previously under his command, and all ended up killed in action and he's just in complete denial

[@SpermDragon.]

Duuude 🤯

[@ANYA.RIZALI]

nya

[@laughday6995]

They just run away after hearing all those disadvantageous stuffs

[@jimmyjones9775]

I love how the “to get played on screen by Marky Mark” was the breaking point for them lol.

[@bd12843]

They didn't run away, they were never there. It seems he lost his whole squad and running drills is his only way to cope, he has severe PTSD with hallucinations

[@harry1000uk]

@@bd12843 that’s a good plot twist.

[@bd12843]

@@harry1000uk Yeah it is

[@acornlord4553]

@@bd12843 that’s dark. And sad. I don’t know whether to like the plot twist or feel bad.

[@ps1k0]

It was the "homeless in the dark" that broke them. They were going by the "marky mark" part

[@sano0311]

I am USMC Veteran and I approve of this skit. People get butthurt because they dont like the truth oh well....

[@jabinmalagon8841]

Are you serious I've been really thinking about signing up for the Marines

[@NewMexicoRaza]

@@jabinmalagon8841 I did 6 years, I got out, used my GI bill, and the USMC is to this day the best decision of my life. I am however not ignorant that it does affect people. So next time you see a homeless vet give em a smile and an extra buck. And if you see a rich smart ass talking smack, feel free to catch em with a hook!

[@MurdaIncorporated]

Jabin Malagon don’t do it. My friends killed themselves, along with my neighbor. Don’t go fight wars for Israel. Learn to be an electrician. Build America, don’t suck off the government teet and destroy other people’s shit for shekels

[@teekydeeky]

@@jabinmalagon8841 It depends. Some people who see heavy combat tours come back changed. Being in a high stress environment for months at a time just wires you... then- in two days when your tour is up. You're back at the states. No more bullets or danger. Most people can't adjust... not to mention losing the REALLY close bonds you lose in your day to day life. If you are going to serve a couple years, don't fret. It'll be tough, but you wont come out a wreck unless you get that .1% chance situation where you gotta' do somethin' tough in combat.

[@jabinmalagon8841]

Thanks for the feedback guy's I actually do all right for myself I'm a house painter and do fine I just feel like joining the USMC I would improve myself and open up a new world of opportunities

[@thelastofhiskind1936]

*If military recruitment ads were honest*

[@SoulFistGaming]

One of the reasons I joined is because I saw dirt bikes on the 19d mos KZbin video Straight cap dude I never road a single dirt bike in the field

[@sweatydood5118]

"So the rich kids can just stay at home" always kills me

[@amitkenan3878]

My dad and brother are military veterans and they would agree with everything he said

[@CurtisThomas-l9p]

Them fortunate sons mfers

[@Alanalan12297]

So why the f are they there?​@@amitkenan3878

[@mainely8007]

As a retired vet I resemble this 100%. Love the way the troops were looking at each other like WTF did I sign up for?

[@carmenschumann826]

. . . when you retire (from a military service?) then you are a veteran but you can't be a retired veteran (which would mean that you are re-activated) - or did you even mean to be a retired veterinarian ?

[@Viperzka]

@@carmenschumann826 You can be retired (old enough to no longer work) and a vet. Or you can be a vet who did your 20 years and so were able to retire with a full pension as opposed to a vet who only did the basic 6.

[@davidcollins7195]

@@ifalone you’re a veteran if you’ve served in active duty and was released under conditions other than dishonorable. Deployment doesn’t define your veteran status.

[@-R.E.D.A.C.T.E.D-]

@@davidcollins7195 yeah tell them. I won't be getting VA benefits if being in peace time prevented me from getting deployed.

[@-R.E.D.A.C.T.E.D-]

@@carmenschumann826 technically speaking, you can both retired and a veteran. You can be someone who pulled out their retirement funds at age 60 and had previously served in the military.

[@ancientfootstool]

Just before I got out of the army last month I called this cadence during my last battalion run and everyone about busted a gut laughing from it!! 😂

[@gabrieljames2k]

Deakhouse13 What did you say after the Marky Mark line?

[@ancientfootstool]

Gabriel Martinez I just let someone else take over I didn’t say anything.

[@ancientfootstool]

Thomas Chrombly I already finished college before I joined.

[@ancientfootstool]

Thomas Chrombly nope I’m good with my bachelors!

[@poorsolutions4907]

I hope to be Cadence lead in basic

[@alanbushell7548]

Cadences like this were always fun. Everybody would change it up their own ways. Usually the goal was to make the others laugh and with everybody having a dark sense of humor, it usually turned into something along these lines

[@Wayfarer17683]

Agree, I never had the voice for it but I'd have loved if someone called this cadence. I mean there was one about my girlfriends a vegetable (you know the one;). Things always go dark that's the fun!

[@puntme]

we called them jodies

[@NazriB]

Lies again? Deaf Blind

[@guyver441]

because "Naaaaa...paaaaalm stick to kids!"

[@pnut3844able]

You find this humorous? This is fucked up. I see the military brainwashed another one.

[@moxifloxi]

best part is this will probably literally be a new cadence 😎

[@Shadowsaken]

Uwu moxchan haze me plz

[@izayaorihara7059]

Yes

[@johntallanger4036]

Hilarious. And accurate. Thank goodness. However, if the US Military wasn't being broken down as a tool to subvert the liberties of the nation I'd be more for it.

[@benjaminpryse3802]

got back from basic a couple months ago, we did a similar cadence haha

[@kangthakonqueror9745]

Yess new Jodiesss

[@justacrewchief4561]

As a 3 time combat veteran, this is the best thing ever. SO accurate and so true.

[@johntallanger4036]

This is perfect.

[@jhenysanchez154]

fake vets, I can be vets too?lmao fcking internet

[@aje7183]

you say its accurate but i'm sure you'll encourage people to join

[@justacrewchief4561]

@@aje7183 nope, I dislike the course of the Army over the last 6 years and do not encourage people to re-enlist until Army fundamentally changes from being what it is now to what it used to be. Right now we lack the Soldier development aspect and only focus on the silly things. If we ever get into an actual force on force land war it will be a brutal awakening for the US military.

[@SStupendous]

@@aje7183 Nice of you to assume so much shit about somebodyjust like that. Another one that Lockdown has made even more socially inexperienced I see?

[@redacted4452]

The sad thing is this whole song is accurate

[@AhmedRaza-ll5yv]

Specially after how miserably they lost the Afghan war two days ago :P

[@Region8gaming]

@@AhmedRaza-ll5yv ?? We just exit a 20 year old war because it was an Afghanistan civil war not ours we just exited in a poorly manner

[@benjamincaldona4290]

Did you completely beat Taliban out of existence? You lose just take the L and cry home with your PTSD's. You all deserved it. Killing innocent civilians.

[@bini2851]

The best part is [REDACTED]

[@Viking.voyage]

@@benjamincaldona4290 Don't blame the soldiers for something they have no control over. War is brutal and there never is a right or wrong side. If you have a problem with war then you shouldn't take it out on the Soldiers but the Governments that control where our soldiers go and dictate the war. Nobody deserves PTSD and nobody should be attacked by a person like you who has never been in the military or has seen war. Also the war in the Middle East has been going on for decades even before Americans were there. They have been killing each other for who knows how long. To say America took a loss is just silly lol. Have a good day, sir.

[@squeakysneakers6685]

They all moved together as a unit. Well trained Drill Sergeant!

[@rheymarvinsalestre4075]

Suck my unit. 😹

[@squeakysneakers6685]

@@rheymarvinsalestre4075 lmao. this killed me! Im like..."oh a reply! oh wow!" lol

[@memesfromdeepspace1075]

Bruhhh

[@SCarboni]

Uniforms were off but still funny.

[@thekinginyellow1744]

Yeah, but their not sorted by height either. Or is that just a USAF thing?

[@andros_cortez]

Gave up my girlfriend and my family Traded them in for an M16 Afghanistan Pakistan Yemen Iraq I don't care if I ever come back From poor families how far we roam So the rich kids can just stay at home When I come home with PTSD The VA hospital won't care for me I'll probably end up homeless out in the dark To get played on screen by Marky Mark

[@thegrass7199]

For a poor useless individual, we all wanna do something for our country to be useful, no matter what cause it is, sometimes we think, it's better to die for something than to live with nothing.

[@BeaverChainsaw]

@@thegrass7199 no the us army actually pays really well, while patriotism is definitely a big reason why, the money is also quite an incentive

[@adrianhartanto5243]

@@BeaverChainsaw lets be real you think swe in facebook got pay less compare to military?? Cmon man hHHah

[@AhmedRaza-ll5yv]

@@thegrass7199 yeah invading other countries and destroying their lives and everything their lives were mean for and acquiring their natural resources forcefully yeah really heroic and meaningful indeed. 👏🏼 👏🏼

[@dandavid2027]

Thanks

[@AproposDare]

As a veteran, this is so funny because it's true.

[@wolfie71231]

sorry to hear that, sir, thank you for your service

[@vr_x7364]

The irony is it isn’t I’ll be praying for you and all the vets 😕

[@SStupendous]

@@vr_x7364 It IS true, and IS funny..

[@channel55005]

best part was killing my ppl my family, Whether you did it or not, you are a part of it.

[@castielsisko2120]

@@wolfie71231 if they're not a ww2 vet don't thank them.

[@TheEedis]

The funniest part is that this is a very real cadence sung in the US Army. I remember singing it a couple of times throughout my career. Every person singing it has their own lines they throw into it though, so it's always different.

[@johnjohnson6486]

was it "i left my home"

[@clueless6763]

shit, this got deep. sarge never got over losing his entire squad in the ambush and being the sole survivor. 15 years later, he's still doing the drills, like nothing happened and everything was normal... until he remembers. and then the sadness comes back Edit: spelling

[@godzilla5560]

Lmao Also btw I hate those people who randomly reply to comments with links to music videos, foes that happen to you too?

[@thefracturedbutwhole5475]

@@godzilla5560 yeah.

[@trollololol7882]

Ever since the Taliban ambushed him after his platoon was sent to escort multiple prisoners who held valuable information and wiped out his whole squad, he never was the same, you can even hear him sometimes giving out orders, but for noone to listen

[@Noone-hk1vf]

@@thefracturedbutwhole5475 is it “the fractured but whole” or “the fractured butthole”

[@cranker7754]

@@Noone-hk1vf the first. but it's an intended pun

[@jeffreyrodriguez1913]

“I dont care if i ever come back”🤣 facts the army loves long wars.

[@thefracturedbutwhole5475]

The people at the top do because they get paid a shit-load, I bet most regular soldiers do not. What would you say the army is? paper pushing "big shots" or soldiers, engineers, operators, medics etc...?

[@Internet_Guy99]

@@thefracturedbutwhole5475 nah it's just a 11bang bang army us pogs are just side characters

[@m0lester547]

@@thefracturedbutwhole5475 Shitload, hahahahahahah nah man not close to shitload

[@ANYA.RIZALI]

nya

[@Kino_Cartoon]

@IKnow Daway Because they are a billion dollar business without actual wars to fight so they interfere in conflicts they shouldn't be part of, have fought for years, have no plans on how to stabilize those areas, guarantee security and end the conflicts but just fight and send the next troops there when they are dead or can't fight anymore....

[@zacarribuffet8882]

Imma call this cadence on the next battalion run. See if I get a page 11 or negative counseling.

[@wcfranklinjr1997]

Article 15s out the ass 😂😂

[@SM-dt3xo]

keep us updated on how it go

[@zacarribuffet8882]

@@SM-dt3xo little update. COVID 19 happened and we’ve yet to have another battalion run...

[@BtotheG98]

@@zacarribuffet8882 You're commands lucky then. 5 days a week at ours.

[@zacarribuffet8882]

@@BtotheG98 the whole battalion running together?

[@travisbaez8430]

As a US Army Combat Vet, I can vouche for the authenticity. Well played K&P.

[@travisbaez8430]

@Karl with a K I bet you're fun at parties.

[@R0TB]

killer

[@alldogsgoheaven]

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥#Barz

[@rakhu1963]

I'm an Army Veteran. And I guess most of us do have a dark sense of humor, because I was laughing my ass off.

[@Vpmags]

We have a sense of humor that normies would never understand

[@delshawnmcdaniel2828]

I guess being played in a war movie by Mark Walberg was the straw that broke the camel’s back lmao!!

[@Rondu01]

If you rewatch the video and listen they were gone before he even said Marky Mark.

[@2MchKrma]

The first half really sounds like most cadence anyway 😂

[@tambert3897]

While you're in the military, they train you to deal with pressure and stress in the battlefield, but not pressure and stress at the VA.

[@whiskey72]

I'm in the army and this is the platoon's favorite cadence now but man did I get all the laughs the first time we sang it

[@barneymm2204]

Have you done the Sponge Bob Square pants one yet? "Whoooooooo Lives in a pineapple under the see?"

[@bztube888]

Plot twist: it's not a joke. Military in 1 minute. It's genius.

[@LucasL512]

Headcannon: the drill sargeant says: "damn, again?" when he looks behind him

[@commanderbacara225]

Headcanon-ception: He was imagining it because he had PTSD. None of his recruits made it home.

[@ivorenesmith9003]

I don't hear that at all.. He says, "What".

[@amalgamationprime3168]

40 dislikers were lazy staff from the VA hospitals, rich kids staying at home and Marky Mark fans. Edit: Oh, right..... There's no dislikes..... TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR

[@adhammurdaly7375]

Now 85 more lazy staff, rich kids and marky mark fans

[@amalgamationprime3168]

@@adhammurdaly7375 damn! The 1% are increasing.

[@scottyp7796]

89 now, the Marky Mark fans are growing

[@ulwimi_oluninzi]

@@scottyp7796 Hey!, but I like Mark Wahlberg, yet this is so funny

[@welcometolife4237]

Lol

[@gallectee6032]

This is brilliant because it's so true. When put into actual words it shines a light on the reality at play.

[@johntallanger4036]

It's an awesome sketch. The only problem is that the US Military is being broken down so global corporate interests can have full control.

[@ImaginaryTerrie3]

This sounds like a real cadence. They say that in the Army the pay is mighty fine.

[@DeconvertedMan]

but in truth your working 24 hours for less then a dime!

[@doctahdray9753]

They give you a hundred dollars and take back 99

[@ciguana2mlgprovideo388]

@@doctahdray9753 oh no I wanna go

[@shamikpatro]

They say that in the Army the coffee is mighty fine It works on cuts and bruises and tastes like turpentine Oh lord I wanna go but CO won't let me go...

[@noerdowell]

You'd be surprised how similar this is to a lot of the cadences they sing in the army haha

[@Covey7342]

All jokes aside he’s got a really good cadence calling voice

[@theoriginalmikeg.]

Unfortunately most of this is sadly true

[@Blackguy610]

*all

[@user-ti6ix5tn2o]

@IKnow Daway are you a survivor of the war because youre talking like a delusional person on the street?

[@Kino_Cartoon]

@IKnow Daway what did he fix?

[@travisjett424]

That’s why I left

[@caileanparis9998]

I love how all the military stereotypes are just typical marine corps motivation. The lyrics in this are legit spot on by the way lol so it’s funny, but true...

[@juliantaylor5222]

That aint even Marine I'm former Army and i know exactly what running cadence that is making fun of

[@mammon_is_god]

Got a spare crayola? I'm still hungry.

[@familiescharf4207]

@@juliantaylor5222 What cadence is this making fun of? Blood on the risers?

[@juliantaylor5222]

@@familiescharf4207 C130 rolling down the strip

[@dawsynlarson696]

This would actually be a really good ad for business that help veterans that struggle with PTSD

[@covingtoncreek]

Another Marines vet here. I just laughed my ass off. Approved.

[@ClicQ.1]

I waited for this video sooo soooo long

[@gladiatorgaming8005]

*Plot Twist* :all the soldiers are in his head and they never came back from Afghanistan, Pakistan, Yemen, or Iraq.

[@ahmedmasood7924]

I am from Pakistan and what are they saying about Pakistan

[@gladiatorgaming8005]

They listed those four countries and said “I DONT CARE IF I EVER COM BACK”

[@rickv9180]

@@ahmedmasood7924 Probably when the Navy Seals hunted Bin Laden down back in 2011

[@MattDACM]

PTSD I managed Homeless It's fine Marky Mark => THAT IS TO MUCH FOR ONE LIFE

[@Phantom8589]

14 years in now.... This definitely hits home 🤣

[@macdank7328]

ooof. I have 13 and a half in. I used to think that people this far that choose to get out were crazy. I tottally understand now. That ETS is looking REALLY tempting, but Imma push thru.

[@Phantom8589]

@@macdank7328 Yeah same..... VA doesn't exactly inspire confidence thou either.

[@matthewmeehan7817]

"wahhhhh all my benefits from being part of a massive military industrial complex most of which is redundant paperwork jobs" "wahhhhh getting good deals on first time homebuying in a record real-estate crisis" STG you fuckers will bitch about anything

[@robertmeheula9555]

As an Army Vet. So true. I remember Blood On The Risers. I never wanted to jump out of an airplane after having to sing that cadence during PT.

[@patrickliu822]

This skit aged like fine wine.

[@visassess8607]

I hate when people say this about something that's been the same and didn't change. Just because it's still relevant doesn't mean it was less relevant when it was made

[@PutinsMommyNeverHuggedHim]

It’s always been true. Where you been bro

[@jimhardiman7735]

Im a Combat Army Vet, yes we did sing stuff like this.

[@mothafuckajones8262]

Combat Army! Sounds fancy, how different is that from the normal Army? Is there a non-combat Army??

[@tottspg4947]

@@mothafuckajones8262 yeah they’re called reserve lmfao 🤣

[@samvodopianov9399]

Its interesting. A lot of Cossack folk songs are depressing as well. Legit singing about dying at war half the time.

[@ozmonkey6713]

@@tottspg4947 umm I've seen alot of reserve out in combat so where is your info coming from . Why are they lesser people because they joined the reserves and also alot of reserves are previous active duty soldiers not all but enough to make your joke to make no sense

[@MRALEX9870]

0:18 first dude in the last left row Looking like hes gonna pass out

[@HojoSell]

the poor dies for the rich.

[@scottspencerjr.6626]

I friggin LOVE finding skits I have not seen yet!!!

[@mustang8206]

As a military kid this sounds pretty accurate to me

[@jimbob3049]

I have been in 17 years, 3 deployments to Iraq, 1 to Afghanistan, i make just over 90k a year, have no college, and no debt, owned several homes, selling them for a profit each move. transferred my post 911 gi bill to my 8 year old (4 years tuition, books, room and board). My other daughters autism has been fully paid for with 0 dollars for ABA therapy and no out of pocket expenses for any healthcare. i retire in 3 years with full healthcare and between my retirement and standard medical ill be making a bit over 45k a year in retirement at the age of 42. The army is just like anything in life. you get what you give. when you see homeless drug addicts, those were their life choices. the military has many programs for them, but it cannot force them to use them. before the Army, i made 8 bucks an hour working at a Cinnabon in the mall. The nice thing about the military is it pushes you up, you have to want to fail to fail in it. Believe me, many, many people want to fail in life. the thought of pushing themself or working hard is something they just dont want to do.

[@yagovich8473]

@@jimbob3049 Nice one! I'd have liked to have joined the military but not possible because of conflicting reasons.

[@cubismo85]

@@jimbob3049 Totally agree on that. The military have people from all walks of life, people who arrives with problems will not have them solved automatically in the military, they will just go away temporarily until they finish their duty. Everyone can get PTSD and it can affect you negatively, but i would rather say its more common for people who already have some issues or mental problems BEFORE they entered service. A better solution would be to do stronger vetting processes when recruiting, but the issue with the military is that it tends to attract people who have lower socioeconomic status, who cant afford college or a good job, or people who otherwise will have trouble finding job (criminal record or other type of issues) so they get what they ask for in a way. Not many middleclass kids who can afford higher education would jump in the military earning less pay.

[@RatchetandSly]

@@jimbob3049 It has less to do with the military being objectively bad for everyone and more to do with the fact that some people come out of it with issues that the government desperately tries to find ways not to take responsibility for and in negative experiences that can't be mended. I've known people who's lives were improved tremendously by joining and I know people who were psychologically battered in a way that does not seem they can recover from. From what I've been able to gather, the two categories are designated by "those who have seen combat/those who have not seen combat". The thing they both had in common, though, is that they were all lied to before joining. Parodies like this, I think, provide a helpful, upbeat way to point out to people that the glorification and romanticizes are over the top and not really accurate to reality. Obviously, it's a stretch when they say that every person is going to come home with PTSD, but the point is still there.

[@Snoop_Dugg]

@@jimbob3049 but doesn’t the military train people to have a strong work ethic and push yourself and follow a routine? Shouldn’t that continue once people leave the military?

[@thatrealycoolguy]

I saw this posted by a military youtube channel with the caption "Love the truth and sarcasm in this one!"

[@isabellethedragy8248]

same

[@restrictednuggies]

Me too. I came looking for it and was not surprised it’s a Key and Peele skit

[@melancholia_]

Link?

[@niradnagrom2356]

This is genius! Cadence is supposed to motivate you because you're not going to just be going around the block, but this here is honest and direct. Gave them something more to think about on that run! Now you couldn't sing this to an ROTC group but if this is boot camp you got them and all they can do is think about their mistake of enlisting and you probably won't get them to run very far!

[@WisomofHal]

As a retired vet: I get paid about $48,000 extra a year. About 70% of that is paying off my mortgage, on a house I put 0% down on and have acquired about 300k in equity in past 5 years. The rest pays if my car notes, one of which is fully paid off. The remainder pays my child’s private school education. I earn another $200,000 as a software engineer, after finishing my college degree that was 100% paid for an have $0 in debt. I was able to purchase a vacation home (cabin) in Whitefish Montana and I’m working on my 2nd investment property. I did deploy to Afghanistan 3 times, so I was there quite a bit. I was a poor kid and grew up in the ghetto, so PTSD was already a way of life and I learned to adapt to that since the age of 5. Have a beautiful wife, home, children, and life. Much of that is attributed to the military, which allowed me to get a head. This is not the usual path, but it was mine. I couldn’t help but laugh my ass off through this skit though because it’s a hard truth for many vets. I hope to contribute to the prosperity of vets one day. I’m still trying to work that out.

[@mr.dragonstar2387]

How where you a poor kid but got a software engineering degree? It´s around the 55k in the US to finish the studies and become one.

[@WisomofHal]

@@mr.dragonstar2387 One of the benefits I earned from serving was free education, government paid for 100% of it. I finished my degree after I left the military. All servicemen and women receive this benefit after serving honorably in the U.S. The private school I attended was about 30k a year, so it would’ve cost me about 120k and that’s not including room, board, books and other fees. Most people think joining the military is going to fight in war. In reality the infantry is a small fraction of the military population. There are dozens of other non combat roles, you can serve 4 years and never leave the country. You can even join the military into computer/tech roles and get a head start before you leave service and finish your education at university. Many people do not want to serve those 4 years though. They rather waste it playing video games and smoking pot (this is not directed to those who actually go to university or begin working). Just like this skit said, the poor kids join the military so the rich kids don’t have to haha. I was one of those poor kids, but I’m doing alright now. My children are doing 10x better and will get much better education. This way my grandchildren can be those rich kids 😂

[@tomohawkcloud]

Why would you send your kid to private school?

[@Kraken9911]

​@@mr.dragonstar2387Military vets get free college. I used my GI bill overseas.

[@jae6220]

This song straight facts. Used to live by a va hospital. Nothing but homeless vets loitered around it.

[@rooftopkorean5942]

This is actually really true and it’s sad

[@SharpMagnets]

I’m only 20 and i know a few people who have gone through war and the military from 20 years old to 50. Not a single experience in combat was nice and many come home with ptsd and many nights without sleep. This song may sound like a joke or satire but not too many years ago it was true and to this day, hard hitting to some people still going though it

[@ImperativeGames]

There is a difference between a joke and satire, satire has a lot of truth in it.

[@ozmonkey6713]

Dude their is always one and it's someone who hasn't served lol

[@dimisbam7725]

This is not just comedy this is true satire at its finest

[@wisammoeali]

black comedy also

[@itsleo5697]

Legit this is how our cadences are.. Or when you’re dropped and they say “Sound OFF and push HARD, you know Jody back home pushing harder!” Felt that one because it turned out to be true 😂

[@jacksondune327]

TBH that would totally be a cadence. The military has a dark sense of humor.

[@9sameen]

I love how "to get played on screen by Marky Mark" was the last straw lmao

[@armybeef68]

0:38 That's actually true.

[@HeelDashing]

Sadly

[@ghostdance56]

Reminded me of attending urban warfare school back in the late 80's, some new age female soldiers had complained about the swearing in our PT cadences. So in the following days as we ran past the offices where these new age soldiers pushed pencils, our Drill had us sing the Mr Roger's theme song 'It's a wonderful day in the neighborhood' just to mock them.

[@chillywilly5258]

HAHAHAHAHA, DAMNSHITFUCK,that's funny as hell.

[@PoppingKhiem]

He sang the truth

[@In_Can]

The boy Captain America on the left is the best "i wanna be a soldier when I grow up" specimen I have ever seen.

[@غلابابوابراهيم]

😂😂

[@BrandoEverything]

leaving for basic training soon and this is great

[@harrisonwaterson3794]

If David Goggins was a drill Sargent

[@DaveCM]

As a disabled veteran with PTSD, that is 100% accurate.

[@FrankE.Stein-nh2mm]

Best recruitment commercial ever

[@user-zn7tj3xc7k]

And thats how he saved their lives. Best part of their training

[@yasuke1709]

That skit combined with Kevin's speech in ride along is enough to keep me out of the military

[@BeaverChainsaw]

Who's here from memorial day? Also god bless our troops(even though society forgets about our veterans everyday until our local politicians care about them on memorial day and veterans day)

[@user-ew6rs1tm7z]

I wanted to serve my country but didn't want to be ordered to do the wrong things.

[@joshualiu444]

I honestly thought this skit was gonna be about Peele realizing noticing he can stop repeating until everyone notices and literally no one says anything the next round.

[@AndrewUchiha4747]

Never die for people that don’t appreciate it

[@alfasierra254]

As a veteran I find this hilarious! Careers in the military are what you make of them. I would join again if I could go back in time.

[@johntallanger4036]

The only problem is that the US Military is being broken down so global corporate interests can have full control.

[@LaForce1notdone]

True say.It starts by scoring high on your asvab

[@itsaguinness]

Did marky mark do your story yet?

[@firstlast8258]

I disagree

[@baldpdeng2035]

Thanks for your service. Those kids and women in Yemen and Iraq were a real threat and had to be exterminated

[@AksTube]

These guys always hit the nail right on the head! 😂👏🏻

[@NikilasDaniels]

Facts

[@laingocdieu]

There will be many Key&Peele skits we never seen before

[@entertexthere1127]

This. This is me back in 2008 in basic training I was like wtf is this guy singing not coming back, and tell my momma I love her and shit got real quick when I got deployed in AFG 2011. 😂

[@Mphx321]

"Ill probably end up homeless out in the dark" i died laughing

[@nater88dawg]

That's hilarious, true, and still a great running cadence

[@functional18490]

Can confirm all, except I haven't been played by Marky Mark yet. The studio is still in negotiations...

[@randomguy2447]

“When I come home with PTSD, the VA hospital won’t care for me” As a vet this is too real

[@BAR0N48]

I listen to this every time i run Really helps my mental toughness

[@Justin-st9kn]

I wish this cadence was around when I was a Drill Sergeant. I’d be using it everyday lol😅

[@dpw6546]

Just brilliant! "Them's just the facts."

[@FromNothing]

I swear the basic training cadences are not far from this one.

[@jackgoodman2498]

Okay I was in the army and this is seriously something you would totally sing about in basic training. The military has weird, dark humor.

[@RhetoricWolf]

Exactly what I was thinking when I went through basic. Alot of those cadences had just a little too much truth to them 🤦🏽‍♂️😂

[@TeamWinnieRacing]

I've been active for 12 years and this still cracks me up haha.

[@garrettlenard]

Swear....the place where they're marching looks like Fort Benning....

[@WRXSEVEN]

I appreciate that the drill Sgt is going to parade rest as the video clip ends. Its the little details that made this series so good.

[@Noorullah1]

It was so good that you started singing along.

[@jasonblackwell5456]

That one is pretty mild compared to some of the ones I heard in bootcamp. The ones about Jody taking care of your girlfriend or wife while you are away were always fun.

[@deathendz]

C-130 has one of my favourite lines as well, considering I'm from an airborne unit and have a massive fear of heights If my main don't open wide I have another one by my side if that one doesn't open too I'll be in for a jolly good ride/look out ground I'm coming through just crazy funny how casually we sing about plummeting to our deaths

[@jasonblackwell5456]

@@deathendz It's a head fuck from start to finish because most normal people would recoil in a combat situation. You gotta steel your battlemind.

[@Seraph702]

i was a fan of "Hear the choppers coming": So walking down the street one day I met a total stranger He asked me what I wanted to be I said an Airborne Ranger Chorus:Airbooooooooorne Raaaaaaaangers I’m sitting in my foxhole Sharpinning my knife Up jumped the enemy I had to take his life Chorus:Airbooooooooorne Raaaaaaaangers I went to wake up the Sergeant He was lying in his bed I went to turn him over I found out he was dead Chorus:Airbooooooooorne Raaaaaaaangers My buddies in a foxhole With a bullet in his head The medic said he’s wounded But I know that he’s dead Chorus:Airbooooooooorne Raaaaaaaangers I hear the choppers coming They’re flying over head They come to get the wounded But all they find is dead Chorus:Airbooooooooorne Raaaaaaaangers So out in the battle field covered in blood There lies a ranger dying in the mud Chorus:Airbooooooooorne Raaaaaaaangers

[@johndowe7003]

@@Seraph702 reminds me of swallowing dust

[@philipmyers716]

DS told me with a little water and vinegar that thing will be good as new. It took me a bit to realize he was fucking with me.

[@asaadadel2687]

We, the people of Iraq, have suffered a lot because of the war

[@boredom2go]

The crazy thing is that the people of Iraq have no idea that they suffered because of a guy from Germany. Someone named Karl Marx wrote down some ideas on economics and social structure. Other people were inspired by his words to bring violent revolution to their countries in an effort to implement his ideas on economics and government. Those governments realized that their ideology needed expansion to survive. Countries opposed to that ideology sought to stop the expansion. Sometimes that put them in alliance with very bad people, whose only redeeming quality was opposition to Marxism. With Iraq specifically, the United States partnered with a guy named Saddam Hussein. He was seen as an anti-Communist bulwark against Soviet expansion into southern Asia. Of course, he was completely crazy and attacked numerous countries around him, so the United States eventually took him out. The people of Iraq were caught in the crossfire.

[@leebode4643]

Marky Mark wasn't the breaking point that needing any building up. If that was the first line, this video would have been very short.

[@sergeantb.r3575]

Army cadence is the one part of the military I always loved and honored!

[@wesleyblanchard6848]

I know that this is just a short comedy skit but watching it makes me want to fix their uniforms so badly

[@chrisfox6780]

I know it's just a comment, but I want to edit "there" to "their."

[@babeshamwow381]

They legally have to make it look bad, it’s part of some law

[@wesleyblanchard6848]

Chris Fox I’m sorry I’ll fix it

[@MdNghtTkr]

Wesley Blanchard I am joining marines soon, but still. I am in Jrotc. And I myself know that their uniforms are not right 😂

[@zacarribuffet8882]

kevin pinto Vet Tv gets the uniforms accurate tho.

[@user-vt5uq7dj8v]

This is without a doubt key and Peele's best skit of all time

[@nickvlietstra7409]

Name real song?

[@user-vt5uq7dj8v]

@@nickvlietstra7409 idk,I thought it was just satire on army cadence,not sure if there is a song it's based off

[@GEM4sta]

@@user-vt5uq7dj8v Downvoted and reported, couldn't name the real song.

[@user-vt5uq7dj8v]

@@GEM4sta how the fuck would I know the real song lol,I didn't make this vid

[@tentigeeer]

I was looking for this gem for so long

[@Katalmach11b]

I'm a rich kid and a proud 11B. The VA still don't give a fuck about me though lmao

[@shakaama]

the most embarassing point in my entire life was me leading the entire flight, for an hour, after an hour, I was saying whacky stuff, just to rhyme and I said something embarrassing lol

[@thethinker9701]

Lmaooo

[@thethinker9701]

What did you say bro

[@shakaama]

​@@thethinker9701 so I speak 5 languages. and that means, 5 languages gets confused in my head, especially genders. english doesn't have gendered words, only gendered understanding. So when I say guy, guys, you guys: I mean a group of people. So I said "and look at guys' thighs" I meant to say girls, but ... there you have it. Everyone was so offended, they voted me worst of the entire flight. Mind you the bottom 5 guys, with me, did stuff like never shower, never brush their teeth, never pass inspection, cause the entire flight to lose against other flights. Versus me, commended by the base general a 2 or 3 star, picked to conduct the choir for the graduation ceremony, recognized as the most athletic in the entire camp (and yelled at for not helping the fat guy, to which I asked why he was even a cadet ... to this day I don't get how a fat guy can be a cadet ... did he pass the Physical test? ... and i assume he didn't and was it because he was white he got a pass? And speaking of which, I was introduced to the racist side of the air force. Oh no, not in the enlisted corps, because they're all one big happy family and Black men know their place, as peasants. In the officer corps, where I was told, I might like to hang around the enlisted, where MY PEOPLE were mostly. And, I'll never make fighter pilot, because MY PEOPLE aren't ever slotted for fighter pilot. Oh, and to just hit that home: I had 100% on all my tests in light air craft training camp, the following year, aced all my flights, aced the landing... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand failed my END CHECK RIDE WITH A ZERO. hmmmmmmmm and when I went to appeal (which they were granting all the white boys who were nowhere near my skills nor grades) they said no, and it was insulting to suggest that the officer that checked me, could have been wrong, in any way. This female officer, cursed me out the first day. I don't have a high opinion of the air force. It's ok, I got all of my college paid for, because I had a 4.0 and got a full scholarship. Thank you taxpayers for that. You only need a 2.5 for the scholarship... that's why I was a pilot candidate. Well, no astronaut slot for me in the future. ah well. I'm a youtuber now.

[@georgethornburg9259]

That guy running on the left is hysterical.

[@edinpandzic5838]

this drill sergeant was too honest lol