You Can't Eat Marbles - Key & Peele

During his first day on the job, the assistant state's attorney can't resist a beautiful jar full of marbles.
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#KeyAndPeele #Marbles

[@nutmalone5527]

the way he says “forget the marbels boi” is amazing

[@krneel128]

marbles*

[@krneel128]

@@Nesakysiutau BOYYYGHH!!*

[@pontusnilsson3674]

Boiiii

[@brandonhenderson9164]

2:30

[@Ryan-in2gw]

Carl Winslow

[@tharealmikezee3165]

"...doesn't cook, doesn't clean; the only thing she'll do is turn a blind eye" 🤣 ...Lady Justice

[@bryanmoreno8166]

Super Smash Flash 2 Beta Complete Soundtrack yay another arrogant European

[@elijahdesouza333]

"Reminiscent of a Kerry Washington, in her prime" lol

[@UsTheMusicTVOfficial]

%100

[@coulterthekook0113]

What’s that supposed to mean

[@palasalud2940]

I just got to do it. I am your thousand liker

[@stuflames4769]

When accidentally laughing during a comedy sketch could literally kill you.

[@shaihemewhite-wallace9071]

😭😭right like you’d have to be extra careful

[@elz1074]

Dude, there's no way they would let him completely stuff his mouth with real marbles, those gotta be gums or something

[@henrynelson9301]

Cao Urso-polar those sounded like marbles to me man

[@shantasiahaynes4490]

@@elz1074 he can still choke on the gum balls

[@muskact4450]

Wow 2:48

[@GraceT]

This skit is just the acknowledgement that even as adults, we still have a small part of us that still really, really, wants to eat marbles.

[@MilwaukeeF40C]

Marbles are for amateurs. I ate Bucky Balls.

[@anti_fragile]

this is a uniquely human experience that every person has experienced at some point. it transcends gender, race, language, and religion. it is the only uniting factor between us all

[@vinikampferherzbarros27]

I've never put marbles in my mouth.

[@jordankerr1]

@@vinikampferherzbarros27 LIAR

[@candaceydoris4911]

@@vinikampferherzbarros27 but you've thought about it

[@ivy4720]

My old science teacher had a jar of marbles like that. They too wielded the same power..

[@lemeres2478]

That is how he got rid of the low scoring students.

[@Sabaelos]

How did you resist?

[@africheeseyoutube]

@M Muss I'd let them succ on me, I dont know about you.

[@emooki886]

@M Muss Please don't put fortnite in the same line with Jojo..

[@emooki886]

@M Muss Thanks kind sir :)

[@JasonNation72]

The music is so theatrical, it should be the Marble Universe.

[@riceee1988]

Jason Heavner 😭😭

[@therldrewduncan]

Corny as fuck...but it made me chuckle 🤙🏻👊🏼

[@1986Faruq]

Its the same music from The Monster Squad

[@nekoneko36]

Its shit but it me made smile tho

[@AnonYmus-fs1je]

You have 555 reply and im really tempted to give a like, inorder to maintain balance as it should be

[@mango-peaches]

I got so worried about Key choking when I was watching this episode.

[@bean9619]

K Same! I had anxiety watching that. Lol

[@CanIHasThisName]

How do you become an episode?

[@MiBasse]

@@unclemumtaz5690 Now you're mixing past and present tense. That's hardly better.

[@shoebaby]

Uncle Mumtaz no

[@therldrewduncan]

Sssaammmmeeee!

[@amarisnewport]

Imagine if he actually starting choking and everyone thought he was acting

[@carolyntalbot947]

😳

[@missprettyschannel]

😭i don't even want to think about!

[@416loren]

That's why he hasn't been in any new videos.

[@mont9150]

The fall isnt real. Its just sound effects. So no harm in that. Vamos nigga vamos

[@rameshshinde1193]

He actually died doing this trick

[@jahmed6343]

“ FUHGET THE MARBLES BOI!”

[@sourhill2292]

Gewd gawd!

[@SGprooo]

Uwu sw cwwl

[@spectrumproduction1779]

Are you outta your goddamn mind?

[@anthonygill4795]

Lol!!

[@kalebsantos72]

When did he say that?

[@jejron8967]

The scariest part is that he probably doesn’t even wash the marbles after people use them.

[@evanodwyer153]

How is that scary

[@Zykohs]

@@evanodwyer153 aids

[@tbirum]

@Zykohs WOW really Aids has been around for nearly 40 years and it has been known for like 30+ years that you can not get Aids that way. Pick up a book lol.

[@Zykohs]

@@tbirum it's not that serious mate lmaoo

[@bredrick677]

@@tbirum it's a joke

[@sharnaepegues7025]

When he said “forget the marbles, boy!” I felt that.

[@Superdarkcloud666]

The guy's clearly never seen "My Fair Lady"

[@valrimiller2619]

Forget the marbles boiiie 😂😂😂

[@brianzotti8974]

I died laughing at that part 😂

[@anikag7198]

@@Superdarkcloud666 Exactly what I thought of... (swallows it) “I think I swallowed one..”

[@rosellapu714]

Not sure why it’s my favorite part 😂

[@jesushoobastankchrist251]

"I know there's another in there." The fact that the job is still on the table is remarkable.

[@hannahczerny5065]

They know their clientele...

[@derrickmoses1507]

Remarbable*

[@Shive1337]

@@derrickmoses1507 I can only marble at your pun

[@derrickmoses1507]

@@Shive1337 dammit

[@fartzhapy4165]

@@Shive1337 What a Marvellous reply

[@stephenharlin]

‘Lady Justice just stands there in my office, staring at me...” umm...She blind boi...

[@elgato8316]

Steviebear i read that at the same time he said it. It gave me goosebumps 🙂

[@myttydohun4851]

Steviebear technically you can still stare at something even if you’re blind sooooooooooooo

[@ramospedro7272]

Mytty Dohun search up the definition your wrong

[@JoshMrFire]

That's the joke

[@G3rain1]

Also her tiddy hangin out.

[@mynaturalneeds]

this is how i feel when someone has candy on their desk.

[@caffeinatednation8885]

And the minute they turn around, a handful of that candy magically transfers to my pocket... 😂

[@mynaturalneeds]

I'm too scared to take any but I be staring hella hard

[@ynggrizzly2256]

@@mynaturalneeds most relatable shii I've ever seen😭😭😭😂

[@zanthraxcorp2310]

You can ask politely. Worth a try

[@mizstories9646]

@@glorytofathersonandholyspirit Now, everyone is definitely entitled to their own opinion, but I personally didn't take that as thirsty. As someone who has been on the receiving end of so many dry mouthed desperate seeming men that I have taken to purposely choosing either somewhat blurry or less attractive photos of myself than I used to as my profile pics. I honestly thought his comment was sweet and respectful.

[@piperpalpatine9614]

This reads like a short story you’d have to read in English class

[@AustinJ]

Piper Palpatine like something Edgar Allen Poe would write

[@1014p]

Now what did we learn today class? No it’s not don’t eat marbles.

[@Norseman870]

Reads? It's a video

[@nikolassmithers4870]

1. How did the main character relate to the marbles? What made him inclined to put them in his mouth? Your response must include text evidence.

[@maaz322]

yeah one of those short stories with a nefarious plot twist

[@papermelon]

Okay but this has got to be low key the most dangerous sketch they’ve ever filmed lol

[@DrakeOola]

No, when he had a 'mouthful' they were using one big prop, probably some kind of mouth guard with marbles glued to the front. It's very easy to tell his mouth was empty except for in front of the lips. He only ever had 3 or 4 marbles in his mouth when he was actually spitting them out but I'm guessing those were actually candy, there is some really fancy candy with a glossy icing that makes it look like a marble but besides that 3 or 4 isn't really a choking hazard. The perfect circular nature means it'll just slide down your throat and through your digestive tract easily. Glass is also, for the most part, inert so you don't have to worry about dissolving or cracking it inside your stomach and getting cut. Also pretty hard to crack a marble not that they'd move around much inside you. That being said I did still feel some tension at the idea of having your mouth full of marbles and falling backwards off a chair like that. 😬

[@nebulousisgod]

@@DrakeOola Seems likely.

[@siimkask14]

You guys Are so fucking soft over there lmaoooo

[@AminNazari666]

@@siimkask14 Not everyone as hard as you

[@ValueNL]

@@DrakeOola Didn't ask.

[@OxuStudio]

I got a job at an attorney's office in Arizona. Then I choked to death on a jar of marbles... CON-SE-QUENC-ES!!!

[@jazz1056]

Nailed it!👏👏👏

[@aundreawilliams1211]

Yes yes yes!!!

[@monstergelo1072]

rip😭

[@OxuStudio]

@Nehemiah Cha Cry harder

[@riel6k]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ladydawn27]

Did he call lady justice a slippery little scallop 😂😂😂

[@ellielouray3721]

😂😂😂😂

[@uscg1381]

Lol! That’s what I said!

[@一页书-h6q]

Dawn Mcneil hahaha slippery scallop

[@luckyking42]

He sure did

[@JadedForever1]

Can someone explain that to me? I have an iq of 1

[@lucabuongiornonardelli8702]

Who the hell gives their husband a jar of marbles

[@Gblonkers]

His wife

[@ckchatta369]

Hopefully my wife, marbles were there REAL street game when I was little

[@blackdevil5361]

Dude i wish my wife give me a jar or marbles when i get married😂

[@Sushobhit333]

If I had a wife I would like to get marbles too

[@valeriew4833]

Lol well now I know what to get my husband

[@nanchoparty]

I see Minty Maniacs, Savage Speeders, a couple Reflektors, some Rojo Rollers, Golden Orbs, Oceanics, Jawbreakers, a Snowball, one Crazy Cat's Eye, maybe one O'ranger and a bunch of distant relatives of Team Momo.

[@PunkishPenguin]

Marble Olympics team!!!!! Wooo!!!

[@Oldbutschooled]

No pureies,steelies,humble bees or aggies?

[@krishnaats7141]

U remember their names? U are addicted!! Yay

[@krishnaats7141]

My fav are the Thunderbolts.. just the way they look.. so majestic

[@joerod2019]

Pl. P l. P llpllp. Pl p pollo po. Pl. Pcpp cop pococppppppcppppppppppp x xxcxxx xxcxxxcxcgggg0000g00g⁰xg c gg0⁰0g0p990p0 gccg⁰000000g0g00c0cg xxxxcccccccccccccccccxccc xoplc cxcxxxxxxxx lxcccxoxxxgccccx pcppxpppxcccxc xxp

[@kevvvennn]

The thumbnail of this video has the same energy as when Thanos first got the time stone in Infinity War

[@sayedhaque1718]

😂

[@emmanuuell]

Oh my, you’re right.

[@originalthanos]

IKR ?!

[@MAXNAMDph]

Of course it is. It is all connected 💎

[@mindfulart2640]

Consequences 😂

[@davidfulcher1719]

He seems so SINCERE when he says he needs to know what the marbles feel like in his face! So sincere! Like I forgot it was a sketch comedy and not real or a documentary! Damn he's a good actor!

[@chancegoss623]

That’s the funniest part of about it

[@majedeeh]

Underrated background comedy is that Peele was talking about his sexual attraction to the Lady Justice statue

[@emilyemiliou]

i believe that was on purpose, used as a tool to determine whether or not the marbles enchanting ability was enough to keep a person in a strong enough trance that they could not hear even the most absurd dialogue

[@jeremiahnoar7504]

He would like to hit that, SEXCHUALLY

[@boganfett]

I love how they can turn even a comedy skit into psychological horror

[@alexpetitcomedy]

Ever see Get Out? He's a master

[@Zach135]

" *What Is Goin' On?* "

[@cassiealexander1827]

I literally read this comment exactly when he said it lol

[@lanreayo4608]

MARBLES!

[@colepfeiffer5454]

lexi2008 same!

[@Svo2KL]

i was the 1k like

[@junkyardterrorist4326]

I didn’t laugh at it until I saw this comment

[@sonjalam3843]

Watching him down those marbles gave me so much anxiety

[@Khonic23]

Literally me too I felt like I was gonna choke :(

[@anthonysilva2503]

That’s good natural instinct.

[@Jbeats37]

Azim Qureshi they are professional scripter they wouldn’t be damage by them.

[@boofstain1508]

The man with a box of legos

[@Dylan-zf4xh]

He probably had a mouth guard that kept all the marbles at his front teeth

[@meghnasaha4349]

I'm always scared while watching this... like how didn't Keegan actually choke to death

[@puscoloschi.]

They do their own stunts

[@thedunyadoneya2628]

The ending isn't part of the skit

[@ShoppingBored]

It could be candies

[@cdf360]

He actually died, that’s why the show ended

[@meghnasaha4349]

@@cdf360 aww that's sed

[@colepowers8345]

The marbles feel like an SCP of some sort.

[@s.c.p-0493]

HHHHHMMMMM an scp you say?!

[@lampoilropebombs0640]

Oh shi-

[@mbnmac1]

Or he's using it to catch SCPs of a certain nature...

[@elock1277]

Its SCP 5633

[@g.a.cfoundation112]

Cognitohazard.

[@highhighhopes3484]

"...Lady Justice... doesn't cook, doesnt clean but what she does is turn a blind eye..." 😂😂😂

[@WynterStormYT]

I love how he says "What is going on" before he actually turns around. Great skit 😂

[@ellisjay3815]

My favourite bit😂😂😂

[@hxckideskimo]

Kind of genius. Almost like it's foreshadowing that it was the plan all along

[@dai6419]

cause he heard the marbles

[@MILKYbars100]

This is a horror movie I'd pay to go see. A smart cunning villian who's killed many this way before. Who will take him down??

[@FreshestOfMint]

The marbles themselves

[@nutsophast]

An iron-jawed man who can chew the marbles.

[@Nani-wg1ww]

or maybe some kind of magic villain with a bunch of magically infused items like the jar of marbles, and maybe lady justice statue and the magnifying glass Jordan holds at the end. All magical items that can utterly fascinate certain people. In this case, the jar of marbles got Key

[@Nani-wg1ww]

then at the end of the movie, the villain works so hard to obtain these magical items just to fall to his own devices.

[@Sabaelos]

Captain marble

[@shiv.raj.tanwar]

"You were saying that justice is a dumb blind old lady" I lost it XD!!!!!!

[@Urbansaucee]

The way he stepped on that Rogue marble

[@priscillajimenez27]

Yeah that was awesome improv 😁

[@bangerzt.v7532]

“Lady Justice just stands here in my office, looking at me”

[@How_Lay]

@Steve Buscemi but shes blind...

[@Cayylub]

I'm really late to watching Key & Peele's videos, but they are THE most versatile actors out there.

[@CHIEFJAC]

! I just started watching their videos too and the first video I saw was the one friend that makes everything awkward 😂

[@Jblasian8]

their "Turbulence" episode got me here

[@artmieseelizabeth8074]

I’m slowly getting hooked.

[@FFKonoko]

Get out got me here. Then if Hogwarts was inner city

[@RaeBattleRapsMood]

Me too, just started watching k & p..

[@ananyakundu2]

I counted the marbles. There was a total of 34 in his mouth.

[@johnny9066]

omg you did not LOL

[@sooryabala2299]

Damn.

[@eamonia]

...and 7 drops of saliva while he was spitting them out. Do you keep your fingernails in your pocket too? Um, yeah... Me either...

[@danielrios6996]

@@johnny9066 O M G L O L

[@user-hj4uo7py5m]

Thanks

[@lloydrobert6182]

"Another one fell for the marble trick." K&P are just adorable. Every eyebrow lift, twisted lip, slow turn of head, half-lidded eye, is delectable. Love them to bits!

[@TheSonSet]

h 😱

[@kylarvolke]

Yo ur comment alone is "delectable." Write a book, plz. I'd read that shit lmao

[@ChangeUrAtOnYT.comSlashHandle]

DUHN'T THE COMEDIANS BOI!

[@Rob_-dv6ei]

Peele: So I’m thinking for the next sketch we make a commentary on civil rights. Maybe I’ll make a movie starring you- Key: *M A R B L E S* Peele: *Why, of course.*

[@Montesama314]

I'd like to hear Winslow Thatchet's full thoughts on Lady Justice.

[@MicrosoftPaintOfficial]

“Haha that’s funny I can’t believe he would do that” Also me eying the bag of marbles on my nightstand

[@carolyntalbot947]

DO IT.

[@MicrosoftPaintOfficial]

@@carolyntalbot947 I know what I have to do, but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it.

[@sparkyjones560]

If that bag of marbles on the nightstand are all strung together, don't put them in your mouth, they aren't marbles.

[@angie1299]

"JUST DON'T DO THAT" lol. The eerie ending. YOU two could so revamp Twlight Zone.

[@tylerross7640]

Funny you say that because Jordan Peele is doing the twilight zone

[@Minam0]

Funny you should say that...

[@perryb.2732]

Sadly he's just narrating I think, it'd be cool if he wrote for it though

[@geargrinder69]

@Backstage Bum true

[@realbh4rgav]

😁

[@hozefamohammedhussain1063]

They should make a whole movie based on this "Lord of the marbles"

[@pcandy9466]

What u are fucking skunked that is just shit

[@noahschoolfield9411]

Yes!!!

[@BKSF1]

gotta be honest dude im with andy on this one.

[@adamalford5650]

“Well don’t do that, just, don’t do that”

[@gnarkilleptic4871]

This is the best part of the whole skit it kills me everytime

[@younghex9577]

1:43

[@agreen31]

I love how so many of their skits always start off normal and evolve into some kind of supernatural or sinister plot twist 🤣🤣

[@markyouneva7840]

this sketch was just marbleous. (i'll see myself out)

[@melitosaldanha9417]

Haha I 😆

[@bradburdine9406]

Please do

[@tariqi.el-amin]

😂

[@theorangelantern8771]

Hey! Don't lose your marbles over it.

[@neilrriley]

Lolololol

[@cozyallyson]

One of the first Key and Peele sketches I ever saw. Marbleous and classic

[@trenton9527]

Yup!😂

[@remixedlightning]

Now wait just one second

[@jollythejackalope]

You could say he... Lost his marbles

[@8thsheet407]

Ba dum tss

[@AA-fn9xz]

“Janice, send in the clean up crew. Another one... lost his marbles”

[@samanthabahadoor8696]

Now this is the comment I was waiting for

[@Mch-kk9yn]

I read that in Dr. Evil’s voice

[@cctomcat321]

...but they're right there.. on the floor.

[@BowserTheThird]

The cinematography of Jordan turning around looking at his fingers with the magnifying glass is true art

[@benbowlin6571]

This is the most random thing ever.

[@SirPraiseSun]

yet its great these guys are creative writers thats what makes em extra funny mofo

[@malcolmchampion1044]

Unicorn

[@mononvm]

I am the octopus

[@kyleeaton2717]

That's why I've stayed away from obtaining marbles Clouds my judgement

[@codectified]

right? this is like the best psa.

[@natevenckus2100]

M' judgement*

[@yahya.muhammad.khan1]

You from reddit?

[@touxiong519]

Only if you lose your marbles

[@jadenarcheval4945]

Imagine him choking during his take...

[@VincentStevenStudio]

I doubt its all real. They probably built a prop mouth piece for the take where he chugs them. And when he's spitting out they use skittles. With editing and sound effects it all helps the illusion.

[@xorbe2]

Yes, I doubt they do anything dangerous. It's called acting. They work out the tricks of illusion.

[@finnslibrary2189]

@@VincentStevenStudio I mean he probably spit out the marbles. It's not dangerous to swallow a marble at all, only if it gets down the wrong hole. And if a skittle or a marble does that, that's ultimately ... yknow. I nearly died on a grape once.x

[@lunix3259]

@@finnslibrary2189 yes... That's the definition of "dangerous"

[@lila-Bey]

Vinny Banana ...yeah, probably not. 😹

[@CriticalPosthumanism]

1:14 hes asking "what is going on" before hes turning around. I dont know why but that makes it even funnier xD

[@gatzad]

I love the sense of danger and wonder that the music conveys when he’s coveting the marbles. So much creativity in this show.

[@janiecewarfield4955]

On this week's episode of *My Strange Addiction*

[@agresivemartinformerlyagre1850]

I’m addicted to hitting the woah.

[@jackhanson3856]

Can we please take note of how much of an actual choking hazard filming this skit must've been?

[@MaskOfCinder]

Exactly. I hope they took precautions when doing this.

[@aisha02a]

yeah HAHAHA it was givin me a lil anxiety but key is still alive so thank God

[@saltyninja]

yeah lol. when he was eating them with his hands I assumed it was just sound effects and he wasn't actually putting them in his mouth but by the end....he sure seems to have a mouthful of marbles lol. I guess for the full mouth shot they probably built some prop studded with marble so there was no risk of swallowing them but for the scene where he's spitting them I assume it's at least partially real.

[@mellocheers9062]

He probably only put a few in the front of his mouth but just stretched his mouth wider so it would look fuller

[@mattmoves5920]

I am sure there was some paramedics ready to take care of the situation in case something bad happened

[@manulito2]

What is just so amazing about Key & Peele's sketches, is that they were not only really well written but the performances by both of them elevated them even more. Like in this one: Key's character is obviously the buffon, but Peele's "FORGET THE MARBLES, BWOOOI!" just gets everytime

[@DrakeOola]

found the english teacher.

[@Meh2752]

"Forget the marbles BOY!"

[@TenaciousJoe24]

Boi! - Arthur Morgan

[@CHRISTChrysalisInManhaim]

These guys make me feel like I'm normal lol

[@mesyoup.3zy]

“BUT SHE IS BLIND, REMINISCENT OF KERRY WASHINGTON.” IS HE TALKING ABOUT FANTASTIC FOUR I CANT

[@dylanlaugen3672]

ridlem3this thank god you said it it was killing me man

[@Dasanie]

ridlem3this lol the things girlfriend????

[@murlocmasher3368]

Time stamp?

[@bearsbeetsbattlestargalactica8]

Haha yessss I totally forgot Kerry was even in that

[@MaskOfCinder]

@@murlocmasher3368 3:53

[@rsolsjo]

"He's obsessed with marbles" "He's obsessed with Lady Justice"

[@3kbschannel288]

So his wife gave him marbles that make people choke to death.. what a loving wife

[@FFKonoko]

Or he lied

[@1neomonkey]

I feel like this needs a sequel.

[@emmanuuell]

*FORGET THE MARBLES BUOY*

[@kevinperlow4595]

You can tell that Peele really prepared for directing Get Out through alot of his comedy skits 😭

[@AleydisZeta]

ROFL, the music and visual effects really do a fabulous job of selling the comedic value of this piece. Bravo 👏

[@kyronee6947]

This could easily be a movie - Professor Marbles

[@RingoMonsanto]

"Another one fell for the mah-bhuls." Apparently this wasn't the first time?! lol!

[@marzuqchowdhury5724]

"Forget the marbles boy" 2:31

[@westernwarden8758]

As a marble collector yes I have done this before

[@atomv1872]

The marbles called to him, he longed the power, but it was too much to handle

[@jimmyjimy1]

4:38 that head wiggle as he walks gets me everytime

[@jblcontrol28crossover76]

The sound effect of all those marbles scattering as Keegan hits the floor... comedic perfection!

[@JoeChillton]

Then back to the desk admiring Kerry Washington statue of Justice 😂

[@TheSlySight]

"Forget the marbles BoOoy!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@-4subscriberswithahammerad521]

Pfft who needs social norms when you can eat MARBLES?

[@birddaddydetta]

Go on Facebook and look up "Forbidden snacks original"

[@realbh4rgav]

Pfft who needs pftt

[@thecozyplaces]

This looks like a scene from a movie, that’s how good the production of these skits are.

[@crystallxix1493]

Sounds like an idea for a new SCP. "The Marblelous Temptation"

[@Andrewtatesbiggestfan]

What’s a scp

[@crystallxix1493]

@@Andrewtatesbiggestfan look it up

[@aNdroid-tk2xb]

almost every skit by Key & Peele can be considered an SCP in their own right

[@justine1836]

Just thought this

[@VicEntity]

@@aNdroid-tk2xb *C O N T I N E N T A L B R E A K F A S T*

[@Tzadeck]

This would be a great first scene of a movie.

[@addzy13]

That's a straight up SCP if I ever saw one.

[@AgTheFreeborn]

Most likely Euclid based on the level of hazard posed and the intensity of the draw, although Safe doesn't seem out of the question considering that keeping them out of sight might negate the draw. We don't know if people would be drawn to them regardless of if their container is solid which is why we can't rule which one it is definitively with the information available.

[@mikebliss3153]

@@AgTheFreeborn A definite cognitohazard, though. I'd probably recommend for them to be upgraded to Euclid class just based on their unpredictable nature.

[@rainbowaxolotl288]

To be kept in a sealed room with the marbles at all times. No entry permitted unless authorized by the director of the wing

[@shad9979]

Plot twist: the state attorney also puts the marbles in his mouth

[@mahna_mahna]

Years later, still one of my favorite K&P sketches.

[@이규성-t7d]

And, let's go have a continental breakfast.

[@user-nk3vi1bb4u]

“Forget the marbles boyyyyyy” 🤣 I’m creasing

[@realbh4rgav]

I'm creaming

[@1Deejay7]

You've ve just inspired men everywhere to put marbles in their mouth

[@tjwoosta]

Or to put them on their desk..

[@14samueld]

Tide pod challenge

[@scottishtrainer7823]

What about women?

[@scottishtrainer7823]

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[@1Deejay7]

@@scottishtrainer7823 women already put balls in their mouth. 😉

[@horaceb2614]

I'm guessing they crafted some mouth insert thing that makes it look like you got a gob full of marbles

[@indigofremont]

I hope so because he could have legit died choking on marbles here lol

[@DrakeOola]

They did. Play it frame by frame after pausing the video and using the comma and period keys ( , . ). You can see the marbles defy physics not falling out of his mouth or moving around and also the fact that his mouth is empty except for an orange peel sort of look in front of his teeth. Probably just glued some marbles to a cheap mouth guard. For the scenes where he spits them out it's not that dangerous since they'd pass through your body harmlessly but they probably still took precaution and replaced it with candy or something. I've had candy that looks exactly like marbles before, only difference is that they were the size of ping pong balls but it was just like m&ms, chocolate with a glossy glaze on it.

[@grappetsail]

Please elaborate......

[@DarkGT]

What if he choke for real while shooting this and the crew didn't help, because they think it is part of the scenario?

[@carleanlegister7694]

Dark GT I don’t think he actually threw the bowl in his mouth.

[@richthomas6370]

What if what ifs were what ifs!?!?

[@neeko2198]

Dark GT his mouth probably wasn’t actually full of marbles. They somehow made it look like that. And if it were, they 100% had a code signal to do with his hands and a medical team on set.

[@wingponymedic2360]

He didn't do the universal signal of choking. I imagine thats their cue

[@GlobusTheGreat]

What if they had a cue that he would do if he was really choking and not as part of the scenario, akin to having a safe word when roleplaying during sex, which is founded on precisely the same concept? I don't *really* mean to be an ass about it but it sounds much funnier this way to me.

[@KVMIL_]

no one: babies with any object in their hands: 1:26

[@doot9695]

key: i need this job marbles: why have job when you can have me key: *proceeds to eat all the marbles*

[@its_jamason8702]

Adolf Hitler hey btw check your insta ... you lost

[@glorytofathersonandholyspirit]

Ok funny comment but offensive name

[@Goofy2242]

2:45 - a rare glimpse of Peele almost breaking character, the little twitch in the corners of his mouth give it away and I can't blame him that shit had me in tears XD

[@gunkanjima3408]

No. He was pursing his lips in disdain. Is it that hard for people to read other’s emotions…?

[@nickjklol]

Yeah, not sure what you're seeing there. That's not what's happening.

[@nebulousisgod]

No, not even. The only time I saw them not edit out a time he started to crack was the sketch when he went to see his long lost father, but he was facing the other way.

[@TheUndertakerVII]

Its so funny how long it took people to see how dark Peele was through his skits.....just about every skit is dark lol

[@MsLH208]

Right.lol

[@mattsmith457]

e s My favorite website

[@BushSage]

The difference between comedy and horror is huge yet so related, no wonder why Jordan is a master of both.

[@wesjohnson7578]

“I was wondering what the marbles would feel like in my mouth” *What*?

[@amyoutube494]

The musical scoring on this show is fire

[@neofoxboi]

I feel like this is a typical Key and Peele sketch in that Key likely thought of the strage, manic premise and Peele wraps it up with a spooky weird ending

[@Prince-cp2tt]

*I've probably watched this 100 times already*

[@MichaelPari]

same except realistically like 10 times

[@panzersoldat1745]

Doesn’t matter how many times these videos get reuploaded, I’ll watch them over and over👌

[@realbh4rgav]

yea it's a 🍌

[@philmlaur]

Been laughing at this for a good minute, but this could actually be a great interview strategy for employers. Leave distractions around to test the interviewee’s self-control for the job

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

Having been in several interviews that is a good test. 🤦

[@7dawid7]

He said "what are you doin" before looking at him. He knew. He knew the whole time that he would fall for the marble trick.

[@himynamesbreezee]

"I was wondering what they would feel like in my mouth" Literally me🤣🤣🤣

[@THEFLEETTV]

Another one fell for the video trick

[@elijahwhite9520]

Hudson Flores wdym

[@blackbox_kt]

Haha

[@ominousburrito5198]

Real OGs know thi is a re-upload

[@mack7235]

Hudson Flores another one fell for the re upload trick

[@theLoveRocketjr]

I know of it. Just thought I'd watch it again for fun.

[@purpsensei271]

Seriously how did he not choke this skit was incredibly dangerous 😂😂

[@PlraX]

A prop