KFC | I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin’ Good Dating Simulator | Available Now!

Do you have what it takes to date the most famous chicken salesman of all time? Find out now in the most delicious dating simulator ever created. Play now on Steam for free!
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[@cauyoon6996]

Doki Doki Literature Club: Other dating sims got nothing on us! KFC: *cracks knuckles*

[@deadaccount3809]

I just wish the game references DDLC

[@felixgaiastral9001]

I hope Colonel Sanders glitching out everybody and convert them into fried chickens 😂😂

[@cocoearmuffs6207]

Thats how you put doki doki lit in its place

[@doppioboi9173]

just coronel sanders

[@KatSuYeah]

*hold my $20 fill up*

[@luvadria]

Last time I checked KFC’s channel, he wasn’t a hot anime 80 year old from a dating sim.

[@UnlimitedRadioButNoSoap]

Thanos: rEaLiTy Is OfTeN dIsOpPoInTiNg Reality:

[@psi_paz]

Also Thanos: But this dose put a smile on my face

[@BenevoIence]

We are actually living in the best timeline right now

[@Wanking_wanker]

My brain still can’t comprehend this games existence

[@victoriabell9546]

Same, man. Same.

[@foodood8895]

Imagine creating a restaurant, dying then they make a dating sim of you

[@schizophrenicbullfrog]

Thats how i want to be honored

[@irishboy101gaming2]

Well, time to enter the weeb form of anime Sanders again for real

[@LemonChanh]

This opening is unironically lit. Art is on point

[@TyperMarlinGames]

This is probably the weirdest request the artists have gotten.

[@evieinfinite]

does the dating sim include colonel sanders whispering in your ear saying _"you're finger lickin' good"_ ?

[@DReed1945]

KFC wins for the most unexpected fusion in gaming.

[@bebeyoda2838]

I never thought I would be simping for Colonel Sanders in my lifetime… but he do be lookin fine asf tho 😔🤌✨

[@hoohah5067]

I'm sending this to all my friends and family

[@compaqofficial409]

No

[@arandomboi8870]

@@compaqofficial409 *yes*

[@CindyCerberus]

Literally was the best hour of my life. I couldn’t stop laughing. Too good.

[@kylephelps6217]

Thank you

[@octotune4044]

I feel awful that I've never eaten KFC before

[@supermonkeytoyreviewsandmo7689]

Its been over a year and I'm still scared and in shock.

[@ggonzales9665]

Over a year later, and I still don't believe this game actually exists...

[@All-star_Giga_Gargantuar]

Petition to make this available on the brand new KFC console.

[@kup932]

This is what a dating sim should be like.

[@philmoss2708]

This has got to be 100x better than Sneak King

[@spydersoup8447]

I've heard of this from a KZbinr and I thought it was just a fan game, I had no idea it was actually officially approved by KFC themselves.

[@notyourcrawdad8799]

Ok this is EPIC.

[@angrymaninapandamask6432]

How do i date anyone other then the extremely hot colonel Sanders

[@vboi5697]

KFC, WHAT THE FRICK DID YOU BRING UPON THIS CURSED LAND!?

[@--foster691]

it's been one year since I've played this game, and yet, I'm still in love with it

[@poppi5164]

best marketing tactic ever

[@tjy6557]

*They actually approved this*

[@FF-ch9nr]

This is either definite proof of the existence of a benevolent god or further evidence that the universe is a chaotic Lovecraftian living nightmare, no inbetween.

[@CapriciousCobra]

I am literally crying from scarousal.

[@Malakai__WeLoveYouMafumafu]

"scarousal" I can't-

[@notbrantley436]

Humanity has reached its peak

[@CurTubeStudios]

KFC, you better have wedges back

[@NegoClau]

This is what happens when the marketing guy keeps trying to get fired but get promotion after promotion instead...

[@aetherdemigod]

guys i'm still shook WHY TF IS THIS A THING WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE THIS

[@schizophrenicbullfrog]

We dont deserve any of this, but we need it

[@jsouyel2482]

even kfc himself loves this game, what a chad

[@HokoraYinphine]

*please you're scaring my family*

[@yuuki_screams]

re we not gonna discuss the fact the KFC's KZbin icon is Colonel Sanders

[@mirusasaki]

I've never been so hyped for a dating sim like this. Thanks KFC!

[@n9tz]

COLONEL IS NOW THE NEW JOJO

[@locogamingrocker5014]

I hope we can see this masterpiece ported to all current Consoles (Xbox One, PS4, and Nintendo Switch) at some point. I want to play it for myself. I love the game! GENIUS marketing idea KFC - I want to play the game AND eat some KFC too!

[@aahhhhhhhhhh]

the internet is a wild place

[@mrmagikarp1915]

lol this is awesome

[@redbunnytail9528]

Why hasn't it been done before? Fast food visionary/pioneer/founder turned anime superhero for a great cartoon. They have all the images, above, to make an international hit. Then Ronald McDonald has his own show. Pretty soon, the original fast food giants are alone at the top again.

[@Bomp..]

Jotaro is sender's worst enemy especially doki doki

[@redcakes7599]

KFC: Its big brain time

[@milkiiiteaa]

ok but what in the hot crispy kentucky fried F U C K is this

[@MapleDubs]

KFC I played your game I loved it thank you.

[@tinab6727]

Why aren't more people talking about this oml

[@phd9335]

Just finished the game and I'm honestly not sure what is the more compelling option, eating KFC or contemplating whatever the hell I just experienced for the last two hours.

[@Senor_potato]

This should be playthrough worthy

[@2686srs]

It's food wars.

[@jeaniciasparkles]

I thought someone made this game as a joke.....KFC really made this game 😂😭😅

[@edentherat5475]

Why was this recommended to me...

[@benjaminxiong553]

This would be even more awesome if it became an anime

[@isaacmeraz8095]

Ah yes my favorite anime

[@roymartin7713]

Now they just have to make a product worthy of human consumption.

[@xc-c4893]

Yo this needs to be an actual anime

[@peterparker7671]

DDLC will never live up to this.

[@Quicklightning]

Is it weird I actually kinda like this

[@scottydu81]

We need a Wendy game now!

[@stinkyroos2599]

Yes

[@StinkBugWizard]

This is to good to be true.

[@joecolon2100]

*Coming to KFC Console*

[@maggies.2037]

Colonel Sanders for Smash.

[@angryasiangaming8419]

The absolute madlads.

[@Shinjipilled]

Are we getting an anime based on this?

[@BIRDBOI]

I remember wanting to play this while right out of a KFC then I beat it at home and it was finger-licking good game tbh.

[@ChiakiNanami736]

So the tie-in anime's debuting soon, right? 😼

[@templayzandmore1828]

What in the hot,crispy,kentucky fryed FUCK

[@genasismew8447]

who else watched this and said why why why why

[@The-Apothekari]

So when is the sequel coming? I need more Colonel Sanders ;o;

[@cerealcereal1280]

This needs to be an actual anime

[@シンカー投げおじさん]

You're god damn genius

[@d4lera]

I want them to make an anime bout dis

[@moonknight96]

*realizes this is a thing* ...yes but wh- you know what? Idk I’m downloading it.

[@RedBorbStudios]

I wish this was on switch

[@sethhovey9184]

BEAUTIFUL

[@justagenosfan]

Would watch this anime

[@inkkladar]

I LOVE YOU, anD IM GONNA GO LIVE STREAM THIS AS SOON AS I CAN

[@mammonisbest5028]

May I have some chicken

[@XUARTY]

what is this music called at 0:00 please tell me it is really good and i love the simulator

[@MybodyJetBlackschoice]

I just finished this game at 3 am and it made me crave KFC so good job!

[@daddyjohn1808]

I LOVE KFC!

[@GreinFein]

this is either the best marketing campaign or it's the fall of their company. And i gotta be honest, this is the best thing i've ever seen

[@tamasglanz4447]

Kim Nguyen It’s good because I want to go to kfc now 😂😂

[@Plunjing]

well yeah, I just had to go because i'm a mindless sheep

[@ajaxbenedict7470]

no my friend This is the rise

[@HowToWithEJM]

Yes

[@Sinz888]

Best thing you ever seen cuz you a weeb .

[@aussieboy4090]

Doki Doki Literature Club: *exists* KFC: Hold my original recipe

[@pearlloverrr157]

*Y e s*

[@theshadowofsiege7559]

Aussie Boy this is gold

[@PrimalGoat]

Hold my 11 herbs and spices

[@Tero0001]

J U S T M O N A K I

[@radtonnerrethunder357]

Subscribe to me this is my link kzbin.info/www/bejne/j2mxeqmbbqp1fs0 👍i wish u like my channel : RAдD TONNERRE THUNDER

[@fbiagent2735]

My life has purpose again

[@ThomasStuart]

FBI agent Yall said you were not investigating journalist Michael Hastings, however, it was later revealed you had a file on him a year prior. In addition, his death is suspicious for 4 reasons: 1) He was investigating the CIA at the time, and was on the verge of a big story, stating he had to go "off the radar" for a while. 2) He asked to borrow his neighbor's Volvo, as he didn't trust his own vehicle. 3) There is no reasonable explanation for Hastings to drive 100 mph into a tree. 4) It was known that at the time (2013) that the CIA could hack and remotely control a vehicle. For these reasons, mr. FBI man, I dare say this conspiracy is moreso a clear-cut case of assassination.

[@thebritishmarypopinscat8945]

@@fbiagent2735I want to know who my FBI agent is so then I can Buy them food Once a Week

[@fbiagent2735]

@@thebritishmarypopinscat8945 that's classified information

[@thebritishmarypopinscat8945]

@@fbiagent2735 ...Can I.. Give you the food so then you can give them the Food?

[@fbiagent2735]

@@thebritishmarypopinscat8945 sure

[@krzysztofkluzek355]

Noone: KFC: Obese,greasy fat man turned into The hottest 80 year old man of all time

[@rhoeza]

Its ya boi Thot Exterminator I wouldn’t say obese and greasy

[@kamikaze2812]

>I was only 9 years old >I loved KFC so much, I had all the merchandise and movies >I pray to Sanders every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given >"Sanders is love" I say; "Sanders is life" >My dad hears me and calls me a fаggоt >I know he was just jealous of my devotion for KFC >I called him a сunt >He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep >I'm crying now, and my face hurts >I lay in bed and it's really cold >Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me >It's Sanders >I am so happy >He whispers into my ear "You're Finger Lickin' Good." >He grabs me with his powerful hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees >I'm ready >I spread my аss-cheeks for Colonel >He penetrates my butt-hole >It hurts so much but I do it for Sanders >I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water >I push against his force >I want to please Colonel >He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with 11 herbs and spices >My dad walks in >Sanders looks him straight in the eyes and says "I’m Lovin’ It." >Colonel leaves through my window >Sanders is love. Sanders is life.

[@FaceBankReal]

@@kamikaze2812 WHAT IN THE HOT CRISPY KENTUCKY FRIED FUCK?

[@prosackmetheus5409]

@@kamikaze2812 The fact you didn't perish halfway through writing this is a miracle.

[@TheAbsol7448]

These uncultured swine not getting the Shrek is Love reference.

[@AutumnOnFire]

Next up, Wendy's making an FPS

[@SaviorSwords]

If ChexQuest was anythin' to go by, then it might work.

[@JoshinGamer]

Close. It just made a D&D campaign 😂

[@IcyAtlas]

Wendy's: Making Hell Frosty

[@anarky1765]

Honestly, I’d rather date Wendy than the Colonel. I’ll admit they did do a good job of making the Colonel a silver fox, but I personally prefer redheads. That and I’m straight.

[@leewood8097]

I'm down to play it

[@SyrinWarner]

This game: *EXISTS* everyone: Reality is *never* dissapointing

[@talenwongyuen1512]

I.. agree with you so much

[@radtonnerrethunder357]

Subscribe to me this is my link kzbin.info/www/bejne/j2mxeqmbbqp1fs0 👍i wish u like my channel : RAдD TONNERRE THUNDER

[@TheDwarvenDefender]

Everybody take your laptop to your local KFC and read the lines out loud.

[@haylee8549]

My local is the original soooo

[@irespectyouropinionhowever8652]

I got kicked out.

[@tuckercarlson8743]

WHAT IN THE HOT CRISPY KENTUCKY FRIED FRICK?!?!

[@chickle-g7571]

we both know you want it.

[@tuckercarlson8743]

Well yes, but actually no

[@kayotic_catgirl]

No worries,I'm confused too.

[@somemtfguard3049]

Domenick Rodriguez, fuck*

[@iin2ufferable_priick]

Chickity Chickity you want this Dickity

[@AlexaAXAG]

Now give toys of these characters in the kids box thingy and I'll be there in 15 minutes

[@burntpasta3240]

But it’s a dating-

[@hairlessgrizzly559]

Daddy Sanders Nut Jar

[@the-secret]

@@burntpasta3240 Did i stutter?

[@Nuke1ncoming]

​@@the-secretyou gonna put sanders in a jar?

[@ZeezVovGeeGaming]

I've watched this like 10 times already and I still can't believe it's real.

[@hekkn]

Oh, it is. And it's beautiful.

[@jeaniciasparkles]

I played it thinking someone else made this as a joke 😂😅

[@haijin7484]

Popeye and Chick Fil A are busy with their chicken sandwich. While KFC....

[@triggerhappy4199]

Is making a dating sim

[@eggogbones]

Ok if this game is successful we might actually see ports to the Xbox, PS4, and switch if I'm being honest.

[@Boxotter573]

i hope so i kinda want to try it

[@jameslindenmoyer7493]

Probably not, it’s free so it will probably just stay on steam

[@c7vaa]

@@jameslindenmoyer7493 You know digital store exists right? also this game doesnt require a tough PC, just install steam and download it, should work on most device.

[@jenniferlett7067]

how and why????????

[@eggogbones]

@@jenniferlett7067 i have a pretty awful PC but this short game actually managed to work really good on it.

[@stanlee9791]

Yes, God has finally heard my prayers.

[@omrizubary]

Stan Lee I miss you😭😭😭😭

[@chocojueenlament5113]

Stan Lee what the fuck? You're alive?

[@hhh-bu3qj]

Stan I'm concerned about your prayers

[@engineergaming1669]

That’s because your in heaven

[@HowToWithEJM]

But you are dead

[@diah71]

“The perfect game doesn’t exi-“

[@talenwongyuen1512]

We have truly been blessed

[@jonahsimmons3645]

After playin this game I can say it is honestly way better than it should be. The art is amazing, the music fit perfectly, the funny dialog was well placed, and the character development was great. Gosh darn it I'm getting some KFC just to support this project.

[@xWatexx]

Whoever said to try making a dating sim in the KFC marketing department needs a fucking promotion, and this is the reason.

[@audioshake6366]

Mark my words, this is just the beginning.

[@lillyrose1873]

Mark

[@schizophrenicbullfrog]

M

[@jefufflekluse9573]

It was. Theres a console now.

[@andrewdavis7408]

Actually no, they made an arcade style brawler before this. It's called Colonel Quest.

[@murasakiusagi5124]

*bruh can I date both of the rivals and best friend I'm having a dilemma here*

[@rinielvillacater1321]

wtfff the obvious choice is colonel sanders. JUST LOOK AT HIS FUCKING EYES

[@ericespinosa1133]

NANI!?

[@hekkn]

Actually the story will only let you date colonel Sanders, no matter what.

[@murasakiusagi5124]

@@hekkn *KFC I demand dlc*

[@hekkn]

@@murasakiusagi5124 or just straight-up an update

[@deud1eskrub503]

When did the board of directors sit down and say, "Ok, we need an anime dating simulator with the sexy colonel." Like wtf?