Kickass Miracles - Warrior Rituals

[@Crispynuggets28]

I watched this late night many years ago and i have never forgotten it. I have told people about it for years.

[@davidgaruti4750]

"Tis but a scratch"-Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[@StrawberryEyes0]

"A scratch? Your arms off.."

[@SkepticalAaron]

Boy,with all these elaborate rituals to get into fighting mode, they must really have been fucked by sneak attacks.

[@AliRaza-gj4dc]

SkepticalAalll

[@OscarMaris]

oh well at least he tried

[@sphoney]

I like that Chris quietly steps in with some basic first aid. "Miracle fail? You better get a bandage on that."

[@blajing]

Gotta admit, that shyt was gangsta.

[@SohnDesMenschen]

" sOMETIMES IT DOESNT WORK ON CAERA."

[@efsq]

"We're gonna definitely see some juice today." hahah he's so great

[@ohmandamp]

Yes, the power of the punch comes very much like a boxer's knockout. It comes from the whole body.

[@kalimokutheislandeater6925]

*sees the blood.. Hes like "yip shouldn't of did that."

[@thrashkwan]

Cool magic trick, bro!

[@roofingengineer4538]

This dude is a masterfool.

[@NestorNegronDiaz]

I will need much more than Pepsi and Microwave Pop Corn tonight....

[@Halobitt]

Anyone else think of Monty Python when seeing this? Black Knight:"Tis but a scratch" King Arthur:"A scratch? Your arm's off!" Black Knight:"No it isn't." King Arthur:"Well what's that then?" Black Knight:"I've had worse..."

[@jongskie777]

While your performing you Rituals, Chuck Norris Roundhouse you already XD

[@Octopussyist]

Crudelli is really unbeatable when it comes to keeping his cool (OK, if my dad were still alive Crudelli would be second). Listen to ham at 4:50, showing the bandage and saying ...

[@chrisgsauce]

"Huh usually the arm just comes off.. "

[@_ApoIIo]

Lmaoooo

[@IamB1GZ]

Flexing the arm you are about to cut and increasing blood flow is always a good idea...

[@Saturn554]

wow. dident expect that to happen.

[@littlebadboyph]

hey, i have seen him do this ritual before... and it did actually work.

[@ABC132Acd]

He actually sounded surprised that he hurt himself

[@VINTONGFX]

the only western influence is espada y daga..others are old forms using blades (kalis) before the spanish came, visayans used moro weapons acquired thru raids. the main one is kampilan, then kalis(kris/keris) and baraw (daga/cuchillo/punyal = all spanish words) just because we use spanish words on alot of the items now doesn't mean it came from the west. it just means during the colonization the spanish instilled us to use those words..like bilanggo was an original Visayan word before priso

[@WayanMajere]

I don't know if it's because of influences or maybe by Chance, but for example the whole triangle footwork looks a lot like spanish fencing methods of the 16th and 17th century. And if you find Videos of people making medieval unarmed techniques a lot of it looks like unarmed Filipino stuff (and the rest looks like wrestling.) But of course there was a warrior Tradition long before the spanish arrived and a lot of that is used today.

[@johnnyboy2k]

KiltedAikidoka, I think the guy was probably in shock at that point.

[@marcmischief]

hahah "I think we're definitely going to see some juice today"

[@Bolo1981]

It was a good Job Chris Crudelli was there. Looks like he was the only one who knew any first aid!!!

[@PTIKhan]

As I watched him I am thinking... DONT DO IT DUDE!!

[@anak1]

bloody hell. i'm havin a deja vu! :S Oh well! I dont wanna diss the dude though coz i dont want no "Usog" or "Gaba" on me! (Pwe-Pwe, Pwera-Buyag!) LOL

[@mrfood1]

I was there on location when this went down. The part where he died of his wounds was edited out.

[@hotpopcorncake]

dude it looks like he was in to it then ,cut ,oh man

[@Carnax6969]

yo amen to that bro, im a filipino too and i kinda agree with that. but it is a shame that the ritual didnt fully work for him

[@Slingin_Bait]

Hahahahaha!!! Shit man, would of been epic to see it go through his arm like the tree. "It's only a flesh wound".

[@marlo916]

thats how lapu lapu got killed

[@Zatoichi0001]

@BanglishBoy Well he did get the machete sharpened specially for this time. I assume he intends to pull the blade back at the very last instant and this may work with an unsharpened machete. Needs more 'gob' at the start imo.

[@lennyhipp]

"He would slice you and a half dozen of your friends up before you could say "woo-woo idiot." Okay, so he's a skilled woo-woo idiot! :) I'll hire him next time i have overgrown weeds in the back yard, but for his own safety, i'll have him mow the lawn while wearing chain mail! :))

[@whitey6380]

ouch that was painful to watch! i felt sorry for the guy though because he felt so embarassed

[@AmericanHero911]

the existence of any God falls under the same league as Zues, Shiva etc

[@cainedbutabel]

1:52 "it's uhhh specially sharpened for the show" ..... 3:41 "wtf wtf why am i bleeding" .....

[@ohmandamp]

All right, I don't want to start another argument about existence of chi. Just go to 1 inch punch documentary here on youtube to join in it. Everything's harder on camera. Even Chris Thought it wasn't that skeptical.

[@skaterockerloc]

bad ass blade

[@Peekingduck]

Jeez! Feel bad for the man.

[@AmericanHero911]

it is 50/50, i'm happy to guess something exists on them odds.

[@Kratatch]

The spirits took to long LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL, maybe they where on a lunchbreak?

[@ohmandamp]

That's why it's called one inch punch. It's actually a concept in southern Chinese MA that's called "fa jing" meaning explosive power. How many boxers can do that without drawing back? How many people can actually execute a punch that pushes back his enemy?

[@AmericanHero911]

yes it does - a complete unknown is either true or false, that is 50 / 50.

[@pinoyhellahoy]

but the what brought their down fall was the fact that they couldnot keep up with the speed and technique of kali

[@lavalizard3]

Oooh, that hurts just to watch*_* I'd assume the trick to it is to hit the blade straight on without any dragging across the skin, since it's hard to cut anything with a knife just pressing on it. I guess he got nervous and slid it just enough to chop in. At least it will teach the viewers to pay attention when they say 'don't try this at home'...

[@LikeAVillainChillin]

I don't know what I expected upon clicking this link...I really hoped it would work.

[@spartanwarrior1]

oh, magellan was first mortally wounded then the wild bunch of savages gave him the rest. that`s all to it. no myths, no thrill.

[@Noob0perator]

That’s going to sting a bit!

[@biscolnyang944]

Nice guy, must have been paid a lot to do this ;)

[@MSTCND]

Not sure how "Brett" showed up my original text. It should read "Mr. Bagani".

[@pinoyhellahoy]

but yo, keep in mind that the conquistadors most likely did know how to defend against the blade style that the natives had.

[@jundocepares]

I dont know but he was really serious and positive about what he is doing and hes really brave to do it. Theres actually a group called Tadtad(Chop) which they do rituals like these and they claim it works but this video proved it to be false...

[@DevilNeverCry12]

guys just search Leonardo Manecio A.K.A "Nardong Putik"....he's a true legend hero...

[@DaMan99]

I guess we're definitely going to see some "juice" today...LMAO. I hope the guy recovered though...

[@RoyalDragonusa]

Here is what I think he did wrong. The blade should only be sharpened well, in one small spot. Then, only enough to cut fruit, or soft wood going with the grain to make it appear really sharp, when it's not. 2. When he cuts himself, he's supposed to use the DULL part of the blade.

[@abusabaya1925]

He was actually performing the Blood Compact between Sikatuna and Legaspi, not the Lapu-lapu ritual.

[@Scorn268]

This is what happens to delusional people with ridiculous claims. When tested, it always fails. So much like about the claims for God. The difference is, when we test the claims of religious people and it fails, they always have thousands of excuses for it.

[@onewingedangel2]

Yeah my thoughts exactly

[@Krayzjason]

red pecan e is a good name for him, he is a bloody nut. hope he didnt get hurt all to bad. poor guy.

[@rionhunter]

This guy thought he was the avatar.

[@source1zero]

oops... there goes all the tendons in his arm..

[@FinalJ]

wahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha! I now know why lapulapu died! poor guy.

[@roofingengineer4538]

He said he'd done it a 1000 times

[@Chawo]

Owned

[@ninjasd1]

You sound like Clint s character in Gran Torino.

[@debow21]

lmfao, i can hardly breathe

[@markaishin]

whoaH!

[@OscarMaris]

OH it was because it was on camera.

[@BedsideFlyer]

This guys on shrooms

[@VINTONGFX]

nope Lapu-lapu is not an arnis master. Arnis/eskrima/kali that exist now is not the same system when the spanish came. but we did have an old system. before war, we Visayans used a war dance called Salabay. it's more likely using techniques in the art of using blades

[@antonbernardo6995]

4:47 this is the 1st time this happen (what a coincidence, when video wad taken), maybe the video takes the power away?

[@ohmandamp]

They said to channel the four elements earth, air, fire, and water, not chi.

[@pdpMASTERP]

oh shit that sucks! does anyone know of the vid where he did it and it worked? post the link!

[@flargblarg]

Yes JohnChang1, it's true that the guy made himself look a little foolish with this demo ... but The way he handled that machete and the stick before that? How unphased he was after cutting his forearm to the bone? When the shit comes down, I'll bet that guy can hold his own ;)

[@PulseX10N]

so after he cut himself, he lost his fighting mode

[@eugenelsai]

Mon Rivera? What were you thinking? Well, take care of yourself. See you soon. Ouch!

[@SiManRevolution]

The old guy is like a child, taking his unproven fantasies and going as far as possible to show off.

[@fwynn]

he shuold have gotten a duller blade.. hhehe

[@choyfunky23]

eng gabaan atik atik man lol

[@SStrooper]

What did he expect? Do all the mumbo magic you want.. reality is a bitch.

[@pinoyhellahoy]

the conquistadors (i think thats how you spell it) down fall. they were not ready for the type of fighting the natives had.

[@riclaming]

hehehe. He did not know what my warrior ancestors always say. "RESPECT THE BLADE". This is a living proof that the chinese chi is not true when it comes to slashing of blades. Kali is pure and simple application of logic. Imagine A machete slashing a hard metal pipe. It may not cut the pipe but it will show some damage where some steel will be chipped-off. What more if you do it even against the hardest of human flesh? RESPECT THE BLADE.

[@HoovedAvenger]

"Chi" spelled backwards is "Crap". Perry DeAngelis.

[@AmericanHero911]

@abusabaya1925 true, we use guns to make up for the inner skill

[@kommonkoldviktim905]

Unicorns and goblins are real.

[@GiekoGecko123]

He said 500 years ago not 50 years ago.

[@Carnax6969]

he probably lost focus for a that split second or maybe because of the camera

[@Ato0theJ]

Only if the was some sort of God that told us blades cut through stuff like your arm. But don't worry, this is the first time that it didn't work.

[@EliosMoonElios]

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[@sonofhendrix]

crazy but i believe him. Hes dedicated at his moves, why would he hack himself if he knew he thought what he was doing would not work.

[@GCS88]

damn that guy embarassed me... well, cant blame senile people...

[@ohmandamp]

Let's not turn this into a flame war. Chi strictly is Chinese, at most Korean and Japanese. It means life force or breath, not the elements itself. Well, I don't know what kind of ritual.

[@ninja1shinobi]

Ouch!!! :(

[@Eric3Frog]

Too bad this guy got hurt. It seems like a waste to injure himself trying to demonstrate this. No one can prevent getting cut by a live blade in combat once the weapon reaches its target. So, the only relevance to combat this would seem to have is as a mental training regimen, but the risks far outweigh any benefit that could be obtained.

[@jikiri111]

i will agree with you on three points. of courage, i have already stated you have it. of my having wisdom, you did state it. of you being a courageous fool but a fool nonetheless since you are insistent i will also agree.

[@BenjaminGoose]

I can say the same about Santa Claus.

[@lennyhipp]

"I know for sure you wouldn't call him an idiot to his face." why not? my chi would protect me! :) I've already admitted he has talent, and you admitted he was delusional... why are you still trying to argue? I called him an idiot after observing him doing something VERY idiotic!

[@ohmandamp]

Chinese call it chi and qi. Japanese and Korean call it Ki. The elements in China are not the same with the other part of the world. They are metal, wood, water, fire, and earth. It's a cycle of balance, I wouldn't exactly call it chi.

[@vincruz3284]

hahaahahha your skin is not fake dude.....