KICKED OUT OF THE MALL (I WAS TOO FADED)

[@Awnikk.]

storytime vibes lego gta vibes i jus b watching splitt i just be watching youtube i jus be wathcing splitt (one time i tried to ride my bike across a bridge made of 2 logs n my tire got stuck in the middle, so I came to a complete stop and due to my body wait the bikje bent ova) the wheel was like a L fr frfr

[@flintyape]

riding a bike while high is a vibe

[@EmotingOnEm]

fr fr😂 Even tho after 5 min im like okay time to stop and enjoy the view and im not riding it till i sober up😂

[@MarshallOnYoutube]

Dude I did it for the first time a couple days ago, it was fun but I hit my balls on the handle bars bc I stopped to fast

[@mcqbc1362]

Frr 🔥

[@freezabeatzz9189]

onggggggg

[@freezabeatzz9189]

@@MarshallOnKZbinbru🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Myhrrylyth]

Watching your videos is like being in a luminal space i cant even describe it. Like at some point im not even listening to your voice anymore im just existing near by.

[@shoeonhead162]

Bro the black ops 3 nostalgia came out of left field. Holy shit. It’s the second most played game of mine. I probably had 60+ days played. I wish I could live through those golden days again but instead of despairing those days are long gone I guess I have to just smile that it happened.

[@Bernard3082]

4:12 When riding an electric folding bike whike blazed it feels like riding a star wars speeder bikes fr

[@vast3062]

I rode my bmx bike over some roots once. My handlebars turned and jabbed my stomach. Still have a circle scar 4 years later

[@natkin6595]

One of the many times I've fallen off my bike a massive german shepherd jumped onto the road and started growling at me, I hit the front brake too hard and flew over the handlebars and over the dog and it sorta just walked back into the house

[@EmotingOnEm]

u were high?

[@mountainbikingwithlogan6163]

AYO SPLITT Story time! Similar story I know but I was on my way home from my girls house at like 3 am after classically inhaling some of the sweet zaza for a while, and I rode my bike through some wet ass grass down a hill and as luck would have it I had to turn sharp as around a corner… I think you see where this might be going but anyways I ended up sliding the fuck outtt ending up with road rash all up my arm and face. Went home cleaned up an passed the fuck out, parents weren’t to happy with me🤣

[@thewanderer2366]

oh god, i was on my longboard last summer, a sophomore in high school, and grabbed my buddy’s longboard cause he was being a prick so i grabbed it when he wasn’t paying attention and skated off, i’m flying and he is like, right next to me, and then he starts to outpace me and i hit a rock and went down right there. i ended up having to walk to his place and i still have scars on my shoulder from it and the pair of jeans that tore, seam to seam on the right knee

[@pigmasters3263]

The first 3 BO games go hard! They actually still have a really active community.

[@randomman8775]

Split I love ur videos. I’ve been watching since mostly true popped off the stickman animation stories. I listen to ur videos a lot in class and sometimes while I’m working out if I run out of music to listen to lol and be trying not to laugh mid set 😂 keep up the great work bro. U deserve more attention, ur videos r relaxing, funny, and entertaining. Love ya splitt ❤

[@RichardNuanes]

I was riding my bike one time while faded and I decided it would be a good idea to ride it down the ditch, I went down and as soon and I started moving down I knew i was screwed I than fell and my bike was broken but when I stood up I look at my leg to what appears to be my bone visible to me and a lot of blood. I was confused when I didn't really feel as much pain as I should have been, the worst I was feeling that day was a feeling like I was going to pass out cuz of how dam hot it was that day

[@I_get_destroyed]

split homework. a few months ago I was riding my bike down this hill with my friend and crashed into the back of him and we both went absolutely tumbling down this hill and I skidded against the pavement and basically I broke my front wheel and had to buy new spokes for the wheel and had a purple knee for like 2 months

[@austGaming-hw2em]

Like 3 days a go 6 years ago my mom caught me smoking weed and I just gave up on life for a bit eith a song like that music playing

[@_JAcB]

bro i love split 💀

[@Bradyn_Skates]

Bro somethin about splitt sayin, "an absolute bafoon" 2:34 just really struck my sploinkied ass...

[@Gengarthestoned]

one time when i was little i lived on a hill and i was learining how to ride a bike without training wheels and i hit a storm drain and flew off the bike into a pile of bricks in my neighbors yard

[@wrapwrapper4406]

I was cycling on road through a field in the middle of the night I was checking my phone. I look up from my phone and I'm near swerving off the road so I attempt to adjust quickly but my high ass over adjusts way too much so I go flying. Nothing too bad and the phone case took the friction burn from the asphalt instead of the palm of my hand. If anything it was an advertisment for the quality of redbubble phone cases lmao

[@Urthatoneguy]

I LOVE YO VIDS SPLITT❤️❤️

[@snxkzy7375]

new sub cuh

[@stark956]

whos here during the premiere?

[@Urthatoneguy]

Me

[@VP02496]

Fax

[@susizi1019]

When i was cross-faded the first time in my life i just knew how to teleport then i puked on the stairs at the mall and cant remember anymore :D

[@hudsonlabold8767]

I remember going to a an elementary school while I was in middle school to smoke with the older kids my friend knew and one of them stole my bike. I had to walk off the high after chasing a random kid

[@doughsupreme94]

Not the crust 😂lmao

[@Floyd_lover]

Dude whipping out on a dirt bike at 40 mph hurts way more 😂👌

[@williamsonger7902]

im too high to remember a time when i fell down. ill let you know later. jesus was 420 friendly+ love ya all

[@susjoe420]

Split homework-i fell while riding a snowboard and hit the ice hella hard and hit my talebone shit was still cool tho.

[@juan_gotdeported]

Titanfall is goated af too yessiir

[@Titanmaster23]

Hi. Idk if this counts for split homework but I once flipped a mini motorcycle over a culvert

[@smaaron_j_46]

I fell on my ass at a skating rink with my family, and it felt like I broke my tailbone. Due to young me and his toxic masculinity, I tried not to cry and it hurt like hell lmfao

[@Dave-kp8ss]

2 minutes into the video and can’t remember what’s happened so far

[@Dave-kp8ss]

Bro one time I crashed into my brother who was also riding a bike and my face hit his front tire and knocked my front teeth out

[@M8WhoSk8s]

I have scars on my arms from skateboarding in fact one time I tried to Ollie this one crack and I got sent flying and that scar is still slightly visible

[@ahmadgharib9633]

Got the vibes 😂😂😂

[@kadenhunter2013]

one time when i was like 9 i rode my bike down a concrete boat ramp and hit the water only holding on with one hand and flipped over the handle bars and the bike landed on me and i was trapped under the bike in the water

[@marisahernandez685]

me and my brother were racing on our bikes and for some reason i just braked and went flying forward over the handlebars and bit my tongue really hard and fractured my elbow and this happened when i was like 12 😭🥲

[@demonice4773]

gang bang

[@pvrvlyze_02]

5:17 I remember when I was like 13 or 12 I was going almost full speed down the alleyway behind my house being the fuckin goofy special child I was and I see the turn to exit the alleyway approaching so my smart child brain thought “oh look I can’t see wtf is coming around the corner cuz the neighbors wooden fence was in the way so I’m not gonna squeeze the brakes or any of that Shit. Instead I’m gonna keep at my speed and go on the inside of the turn”. Big fuckin mistake cuz as I do what I just thought of doing, out of no where comes this bulky ass ford F350 coming right for my fuckin dumbass. So I realize I’m totally fucked and then I remember getting bashed by that shit and being airborne for like 2 seconds before hitting pavement and thank god I had a fuckin helmet on cuz when my tiny corpse hit the pavement my head flicked back so if I didn’t had that damn helmet on, I would have either died or would have became a crippled monkey. But yeah good old days 😂😂😂😂

[@kontextfn9459]

Album was fire

[@autumn22122]

Bruh one time I was riding my bike and there was this bump at the end of the sidewalk and I was going down a mini hill and I hit that bump and went flying of my bike

[@Juice16_YT2]

2 days ago I feel while playing basketball I try to block it idk how I feel hit my elbow can’t move it to much still 😂

[@drecu1a]

who here puffing that grass

[@samuelgagor9959]

Completly faded from cart with snus under my lip absolutely chilling🫠

[@Browwnnnn]

I drank a fifth of Tito’s in 8th grade, drunk ride a bike and hit a car at a 4 way stop. Bro this guy was ready to throw his life away because I hit his tire and flew over his car (mind you I was in baltimore💀) an hour later I got back home and crashed into my grandmas mailbox and that’s why she has her mail box next to the door 😂

[@thecrackin8531]

I low-key kinda miss the old beatbox intros 😥Bring one back for the bois

[@xyrene773]

I crash in insane ways when i ride my bike high😂😂

[@Rylanhelmer]

Splitt Can You please dive more Into your music I hope to become a musician but I don't know where to start I could use some tips. If that's ok

[@alexanderolsson4618]

what

[@Lenin941FN]

K mart still exists??

[@francocollado4991]

Fell on my bike with someone on the pegs and just laid on ground moaning in pain lwith the bike ontop of me

[@ohsnowylol]

i was riding my electric bike going 20 and these older people were infront of me so i got impatient and went to the side of them and i rode in this wet muddy grass area. Than i went back on the road and went down this steep hill and slid out and ate complete shit☠️. broke my electric bike and i lost my dads ring the same day bc it fell off when i ate shit

[@he_wildn]

BO3 WAS 🔥🔥🔥

[@RacDaKray]

Yo anyone know the background song

[@Sarah-np5fx]

anyone know what was the background song in this??

[@braytonwood6351]

Music is a little loud brother

[@Josh-vt7od]

How do you quit Nic

[@Co2Offical]

Early gang

[@winternaylor5284]

Idk what happened but I got kicked out of your discord server. I’m not sure if I did something against the rules. At least not that I’m aware of. Just wanna know if I can rejoin.

[@quxill]

bo3 was SO FIRE

[@Shoop67]

I crashed my bike into a bus one time

[@emmabrown3095]

I ran my bike straight into the back of a fire truck

[@timeloop3503]

Bush

[@kb0velleuchiha74]

Bo3 is a w cod

[@stevenfabian297]

2nd grade ripped elbow down to bone cause wrecked a bike

[@yvng_bloomlord]

split love the vids man but the background music gots to go

[@CircleJ]

didn't like the vid bc its at 666 rn

[@perfectoxls]

this is some low effort animation bro i used to like your videos :/

[@headbandus]

I made it fir the end of the premiere damnnnn