"Kickstart My Heart" but you're a GM pilot fighting around A Baoa Qu (Realistic Lifespan Edition)

[@echoecho3155]

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[@frankenwaifu8092]

17 year old conscript in Zeon's state of the art Gelgoog (he has one month of training) vs Average GM Command pilot (he fought through half the war in a Saberfish)

[@traphimawari7760]

finally his year long rage can be quenched with the disintegrated bodies of his enemy

[@justincholos.balisang6884]

Battlefield Record 0081

[@SudrianTales]

GM Pilot also is from Side 2

[@kindlingking]

To be fair, half of the war is like 6 months. I'd imagine learning to pilot a mobile suit properly and efficiently would take on average about twice than that. So it's inexperienced conscripts vs barely experienced conscripts.

[@rwberger6]

Corefighter? Nah, thats for whitebase crew. He fought in a saberfish, maybe a Ball if he was lucky.

[@FrakkinGaiusBaltar]

The Federation's strongest pilot (me) fighting its hardest battles (turning spacenoid teenagers into hamburgers)

[@HistoryNerdsfromOuterspa-sf6fo]

DAMN RIGHT

[@N1GHTSTRIKER-45]

*WE TURNING SPACENOIDS INTO BIG MACS WITH THIS ONE* 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Colonel-Sigma]

A GM surviving for 1:28 against Gelgoogs sounds like a damn ace in the making to me

[@observationsfromthebunker9639]

If you made it all the way through that battle I'd say you had bragging rights.

[@edgargad2941]

If you were on either side of the battle and survived, you're on the fast track to join the Titans.

[@Galdenberry_Lamphuck]

The gelgoog and gm are comparable in terms of survivability and mobility. That is, don't get hit by a beam weapon and you will survive.

[@volcacius1240]

Spacnoids cannot join the Titans, rule one of the fascist club house is be racist. @edgargad2941

[@a.h.1358]

@@Galdenberry_LamphuckThe GM had a narrower profile than the Gelgoog, its paint job however made it visible against the blackness of space though

[@thegeneralmitch]

Amuro: "man, this pilots more maneuverable than the others." The pilot: **wildly headbanging while swinging on the controls**

[@nilok7]

Can't read your mind if you have no idea what you're doing.

[@thegeneralmitch]

@@nilok7 monke mode for the win. 😂

[@Beanibirb]

That's just Io Flemming

[@heeropat]

@@nilok7 "his rhythm, i can feel it, lahla"

[@johnb3587]

*jazz intensifies*

[@Bread-nx9fo]

"The Zabis don't pay me enough..." last words of a Zeon conscript before Amuro Ray slices his ship in half

[@MalleusSemperVictor]

"You're getting paid?!"

[@ZX-Gear]

You n****s getting paid!?!?!

[@Akalos1]

Broke Zeon: revolutionary spirit driving men and women of all ages to join up of their own accord at every stage of the war. Woke Federation: vast conscription drives from every corner of the earthsphere. The only people who survive more than five seconds are psychopathic war crimes enjoyers. Hell yeah.

[@tachi1034]

the humble average joe earth born pilot vs zeons experimental drug huffing teen piloting a suit thats most likely frying their brain while operating the experimental armor.

[@dazombiekilla9990]

thunderbolt

[@tachi1034]

@@dazombiekilla9990 i mean the moore brotherhood goes up against a quadriplegic thats basically hooked up to a 99c store brand dreadnaught, minus the whole suit being life support and such.

[@pabloteixido2155]

Classic childs soldiers deploy a classic

[@Boneworm852]

I had the techs add extra torque actuators to my Ball's manipulator arms; I've renamed her _Testicular Torsion_

[@sorokabeloboka8818]

Me when I'm too busy reducing the Zeon birthrate to single digits in a single battle (They launched some unfinished MS without legs at me lmao)

[@dereenaldoambun9158]

Also they forced some rookies piloting the Gelgoog. Where are all your ace pilots now huh, Spacenoids!? 😂😂😂

[@observationsfromthebunker9639]

@@dereenaldoambun9158 Mostly with Delaz Fleet or Karn Fleet, covering their withdrawl to fight another day. Let the cannon fodder and the Mobile Armors keep the Feddies busy, their sacrifice won't be in vain.

[@elgatto3133]

@@observationsfromthebunker9639 It was in fact in vain. Lmao get your whole movement bodied by like 5 teenagers.

[@arthurpendragon8768]

The legs are just for show

[@Akalos1]

Hell yeah. Spacenoids aren't people. Remember the titans

[@dannyrodriguez9966]

What about welcome to the jungle but your ambushing a zeon convoy in the jungles of southeast Asia in a ground GM

[@echoecho3155]

This was a fun idea: kzbin.info/www/bejne/aX2aiKxoZpxgZ68si=-ND4LQPIPiJSSfUS

[@Joshua-vo4dz]

@@echoecho3155 just in time for requiem for vengeance too

[@pjcc2419]

Welcome to the jungle

[@dranoelarios4788]

I had a nightmare about Solomon 😭 Vs I am the nightmare of Solomon 😎👌

[@spirz4557]

IJN Ayanami and USS Laffey approve.

[@colonelsanders82]

>yfw a colony sized superlaser just wiped out a third of your force and yet you still outnumber the enemy

[@spirz4557]

I like how the GM pilot keeps smiling like a maniac even when the enemy ace tears his mecha apart.

[@connormclernon26]

Because he knows the next fifty of his buddies are going to grind down that ace.

[@MDonuT-of7px]

"Wait, this isn't Macross! AND THAT AIN'T LYNN MINMAY ON THE RADIO, SON! CHAR, I AM COMING FOR THAT AAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSssss..."

[@lukedumelle7529]

I love how other mobile suits use like the most advanced tech and all that jazz then there’s grunts just going “FUCK IT WE BALL FUCK IT WE BALL FUCK IT WE BA-“

[@Thickmcrunfast294]

The bodies, Mechs, and shattered ships surrounding the Sol system is warning to woldbe alien overlords

[@sandgunslinger2739]

And a warning to would-be alien peace ambassadors that humans have a tendency to get into fights

[@Spudtron98]

@@sandgunslinger2739Humanity: We Sell Products and Get In Fights

[@Jokoko2828]

@@Spudtron98 There's also We Get Into Fights To Sell Products.

[@bthsr7113]

Australia sends her regards

[@imarro9274]

What's left of her, at least. *Cue **_Rise From the Ashes_** flashbacks*

[@perotekku]

THIS IS FOR TORRINGTON BASE

[@GundamGP]

Vengeance for Island Iffish and all of Side 2!

[@Aelxi]

Another day here in the GM

[@snimon5824]

Me in a basic ass GM about to turn every Zeon teenager into hamburgers.

[@justincholos.balisang6884]

with a Beam Spray Gun, a shield, and a prayer

[@bthsr7113]

The GM WAS a good unit. Don't let later shows slander it.

[@dereenaldoambun9158]

Never underestimated the GM. By the end of the OYW, these GM ate Zaku, Gouf, Dom & Gelgoog like breakfast since most of them were piloted by rookie pilots anyway. 😂😂😂

[@GalaxyStandard77]

Me piloting "RB-79 Ball" while i carve tick marks of my enemies into my 180mm low-recoil cannon

[@OcGuy1]

No side huh!? there's no referee here to hell with the ceasefire!

[@psych46]

Of course there's no side, they were all nuked (or crashed into Earth as an environmental recalibration tool) 🤣

[@thefreeden]

MS IgLoo mentioned.

[@OcGuy1]

@@thefreeden someone gets it

[@MantisXShadow]

If I had a nickel for how many times I listened to Kickstart My Heart in reference to Gundam today, I'd have to nickels. It's not much but it's weird that it's happened twice.

[@AceKylar]

“When you hear the rock, it means I’m coming for you Zeke, LISTEN TO MY SONG!!!”

[@arnantphongsatha7906]

Zekes laugh at the spray gun until they eat a shot straight to the reactor.

[@bthsr7113]

Show them what a lore accurate GM can do when not hobbled by the zeon fan writers.

[@TheMatthardyv1]

Side story fans rise up! We need more anime with GM pilots

[@Akalos1]

@@TheMatthardyv1 as long as they're not overpowered god machines that mysteriously aren't available in zeta gundam then hell yeah.

[@TheMatthardyv1]

@@Akalos1 Of course. We to see something like Blue Destiny animated or Side Story Rise from the Ashes or Cross Dimensions. Maybe something new, like have a squad who helps retake califorina base from zeon. Team can have a 2 GM strikers & a GM cannon & a GM command who is the leader.

[@Deesar_]

bro I am still flabbergasted at refurbished zudahs blowing fresh gms to bits. just... huh????

[@kendallmalone4094]

Honestly, would be cool with bein’ assigned to a Guncannon.

[@MrLFJ7]

All units play the cembalo.

[@chadbennett2594]

tbf - 1:28 is pretty generous for a GM pilot

[@kenenomoto3735]

Thank you so much for your wonderful work and inspiration! The song and video made me feel like a crew member of the Public Assault Boat. The song also suits the crew of the Public Assault Boat, who have a very low survival rate due to the nature of their mission.

[@mandaloretheangry9043]

about time we get a gundam one

[@MichaelCasanovaMusic]

GM supremacy gang rise up!

[@Akalos1]

Hell yeah brother. Gundams are for nerds and Zakus are for losers.

[@Akanecast]

I've had this on repeat for hours. What a vibe, so energetic and cool. Thanks for making it

[@f_sharp64]

I WAS GOING TO MAKE SOMETHING LIKE THIS AT SOMEPOINT. IM SO GLAD SOMEONE DID IT.

[@sethvanhoose9823]

It's great day for the GM

[@aetherdraw]

Io sees and hears this guy on the comms in A Baoa Qu. "Dude, you're a real man!"

[@Beanibirb]

This is just Gundam Thunderbolt lol

[@dsedh23]

Gundam is not the only reason Feds win. In tha late war, GMs out there do be slaughtering ZAKUs, DOMs and GELGOOGs thus there are very few returning soldier of Zeon

[@Akalos1]

I didn't bother to actually check, but I believe the gundam didn't really have a big impact. It's all about conscripts who were on a farm or in some gang last week thrust into the front lines in endless meat waves like america in world war 2.

[@stevenschnepp576]

​@@Akalos1 I see someone has only the vaguest notion of how anything worked in WWII.

[@EvilMagnitude]

@@Akalos1 I'm surprised they would even need mass conscription after Zeon literally tried to genocide the planet, at that point it's sign up or die anyways

[@CalledTurnAGundam]

Nice to see my lifespan in GBO2 is similar to how it'd be in real life.

[@CCootauco]

I'd die with no regrets. You're in a giant robot!

[@bigboi7817]

Zaku 1 "sleepy gas" pilot during op british

[@KaptainMekaPere]

Everyone is gangsta until they meet Zeon ace pilots using good gear instead of a rusty Zaku II

[@greatwhite3512]

The video ends when the gm meets a rick dom painted blue

[@EvilMagnitude]

GM is love, GM is life

[@Asyuuuuu]

IM JIZZIN IN MY PANTSSS

[@a.h.1358]

*Average combined arms GM/Ball/Saberfish RCT squadron be like*

[@aaronrichardsoong4110]

Time to get some payback for Sydney👿

[@th3d3liv3ryman6]

This is the equivalent of listening to Beethoven’s 5th symphony well flying a f-35

[@themodernfrontiersmen]

This is literally my fantasy

[@mercenarygundam1487]

Io Flemming: THAT'S MY GIMMICK! GET YOUR OWN!!!

[@unbatedspy6799]

I've just got three things to say. God bless our troops, God bless the Earth, and gentlemen! start your ENGINES!

[@solaireofastora5999]

POV, you're a Zeon Youth fighting against a Pilot under the Fleet of Gene Colliny

[@RexWort]

POV: You're a Feddy pilot with only 2 weeks of basic training Get sent to fight well trained soldiers with prototype mobile suits on their side *Good Luck*

[@echoecho3155]

@@RexWort Hate to pull an "umm, acshually," but this would be the opposite of A Baoa Qu. By December 0079, Zeon had basically exhausted its manpower reserves. Gihren and Kycilia even mention how they're fielding trainees with minimal experience because of this. Side 3 had a relatively small population, after all, and had lost half its fighting men by August of 0079. Zeon's prototypes were good, but the Gelgoog was too little too late in the hands of mostly rookiee pilots, and projects like the Apsalus and Big Zam drained their already dwindling supply lines. And of course, Zeon's already folding morale (Sovereign Degwin had just been killed) crumpled with Gihren's death. Anyone with any sense either surrendered or withdrew to regroup with Delaz or at Axis. Operation Star One was the worst nightmare for Zeon, no bones about it. Even if the Federation didn't have its experience advantage, Gihren's lust for power ended up making Kycilia decapitate the nation, with Char's own desire for revenge ending the dynasty. Ironically the Federation could have done nothing and Zeon would still have lost.

[@ALV694]

​@@echoecho3155 such is the fate of the spacenoids

[@zachdelozier2133]

​​​​@@echoecho3155 Your actually is gonna get actually'ed. While the vast majority of the defensive force arrayed in the Fields around A Baoa Qu were pulled from the military training programs prematurely and therefore hadn't seen combat you still had some of the hardest bastards Zeon had left defending it. Particularly the survivors of then Captain and soon to be self proclaimed Admiral Delaz from Solomon, the royal guard contingent that came with Gihren from Side 3 though the best of them had stayed behind to deal with the aftermath of the Zum City anti Zabi revolt but still. Kycilia's relief column from Granada likewise contained more veterans from her own forces though they had been whittled prior to arrival. In terms of individual aces though? Through retroactive inclusion from video games like Encounters in Space, side material like MSV and etc though Zeon had the Federation outnumbered in this capacity as well, from the future Invisible Knights, Char, Ridden, The White Wolf, The Nightmare of Solomon, the list just goes on. The Feddies meanwhile having just jumpstarted their own mass production of the GM back in October, really had very few veterans whose first battle wasn't Solomon just days prior. Feddies had Zeon beat in manpower at A Baoa Qu and not much else.

[@echoecho3155]

@@zachdelozier2133 Lol, good rebuttal. Though I still disagree - Zeon may have more aces, but the Federation had several advantages beyond just manpower. The biggest would be morale. By the start of the battle, Zeon had lost most of its territory on Earth, two of the Zabi heirs were dead, and the sovereign himself was - ahem - "missing." Then there's the defeats across space, especially at the fortress of Solomon, that made defeat seem all but inevitable. The Federation might not have had as many aces, but they had a much higher quality fighting force overall. GM and fighter pilots were still well trained and much less fatigued than long-serving aces. Plus, the Feddie front was much more unified while Zeon was already fragmenting into internal factions - you didn't have Revil loyalists deserting like the Delaz fleet did after Gihren's execution. The Feddies also had better supply lines thanks to the GM's standardized design, while the Zeon maintenance plan still hadn't quite ironed out their supply issues. A few dozen good aces just can't make up for the bulk of Zeon's forces being undertrained, undersupplied, and suffering from crippled morale. But again, the real cause of Zeon's defeat was its own infighting. Even if Zeon had a quality force at A Baoa Qu, Gihren's death would still have broken their coordination and allowed a swift defeat.

[@zachdelozier2133]

​@@echoecho3155 Star One actually was sort of going tits up behind the scenes again if you account for the expanded material with Revil and half the Federation armada being lost to the colony laser, a good hunk of their reserve material, ammunition and general supplies had been lost in the better part of a picosecond when that stream of plasma disintegrated depending on source and amount anywhere from 120-800 vessels. That was after all the point of attack beyond just you know killing Degwin, hence Gihren declaring it impossible for the remaining Federation forces to attempt to force it's way past A Baoa Qu, with that much damage done to them prior to the battle, their own supply situation not being much better Zeon's which was actually improving since the war had returned to space and the reserve units were being activated, the general inexperience of the Federation pilots and the fact that Zeon trainees are much different from their Federal counterparts, 1. The MS programs aren't new to Zeon, they've been attached programs to the military academies since the early UC 70s with their first deployment in live battle taking place long before the OYW during the Revolution in Riah Meanwhile the Federal pilots just have whatever stimulations that they cooked up in a week off the GM test type data(From Odessa mostly, they had 15 of em there)and the learning computer readouts from the Gundam, not that a rookie still isn't a rookie but personally? I'd take someone who at least potentially had flight hours prior to the first combat sortie rather than just pure simulator time like the vast majority of the Federation pilots. Also I do somewhat agree on your point of the limited utility of the Ace Corp and other similar units but I'll also stress this, counting the OG RX-78? The Feddies lost four Gundams at that final battle for a reason, again I say that all the Federation had going for it was numbers and indeed I'd argue although this is just pure theory crafting on my part, without Kycilia killing Gihren, Zeon wins that battle.

[@th3d3liv3ryman6]

*gets shot down by Johnny Ridden*

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

"Gihren, are you familiar with Adolf Hitler?"

[@newtype420]

The true Male Fantasy to be flying in a RCX-76 with supercharged verniers, blasting through an active warzone.

[@observationsfromthebunker9639]

@@newtype420 Get the MS-18 Kampfer dual-wielding bazookas with Iron Maiden going loud & proud.

[@Akalos1]

@@observationsfromthebunker9639 I was gonna type "I'd rather not fly inferior spacenoid garbage," but the Kampfer is too cool for school so I hear you brother.

[@Dushess]

@@observationsfromthebunker9639 this is EFSF territory, also the Kampfer is made of cardboard, but is fast enough indeed.

[@Galdenberry_Lamphuck]

Me and the boys on our way to McDaniel's

[@johnb3587]

*me in GB4 with my buster+helios backpack, enough missiles to make macross jealous, two fuck off rifles and a GN drive that just activated trans am*

[@observationsfromthebunker9639]

Yeah, that's pretty accurate! A Baoa Qu was a totally random battle, stuff going on without rhyme or reason until the EFSF ordered in the counterattack and crushed the disorganized Zeon fleets. Combat was about that long and about that deadly for a lot of MS pilots.

[@slyllamademon2652]

The only complaint here is how this depicts the new cockpit that they introduced in MS: Zeta Gundam.

[@AmericanSuperSoldier]

This video is awesome! Keep up the great work!

[@GrimSparky]

I love the subtitles.

[@azizabdul8914]

The hastily sortied test pilot of Zeon's latest Psychommu's mobile suit prototype shitting herself when a GM kept rushing at her despite losing it's left hand and booster before getting turned into a hamburger mush by a stray shot (it's from a poorly trained Gelgoog pilot)

[@cl0vvntiem]

"big steppy"

[@Cannonball8604]

Now listen I would gladly lay down my life for the principality of zeon buuuuuuut

[@Pankake_Pankake]

You should really make these full length

[@colonelsanders82]

But they are?

[@TheWisdomcube2000]

For future viewers: Turn on subtitles for added context and fighting noises.

[@downeastbeast6448]

"I think my nephew's too young to enlist, even for Federation standards. Well, he *was*." "Oh my god... I'm so sorry." "What? No, he's not dead, the EFSF just raised the enlistment age to 10. Don't you watch the news?"

[@Tiger74147]

Can I... can I NOT fight around A Baoa Qu? That would be my preference if I'm honest.

[@johnb3587]

If Io Fleming was at au boa qu

[@starpilot101]

Me in a Saberfish fighter flanking and destroying Musais with fancy maneuvers like falling leaf and cobra (these are easy now, there is no longer atmosphere and gravity limiting me) because dumbass Zeon forgot to put any AA or CWIS on their cruiser (the Salamis is superior).

[@bloodeagle1904]

Zeon dindu nofin'!

[@tech-adeptzeth1648]

Captions are entertaining. 😉👌

[@purrfectwaffle8621]

What have I come across at 3am this time?

[@pabloteixido2155]

Childs soldiers time

[@kahchey6574]

What an absolute BANGER; please tell me there's a full.

[@echoecho3155]

@@kahchey6574 With all the requests, I think I might sit down and make one!

[@th2u88f]

*yes*

[@AceKylar]

GM for general motor

[@Gongbajin]

However with all those mentioned odds in other’s comments, still, I don’t want to face Tiger zakus (designed to counter the original special force gundam and shows no significant disadvantage!) in a cheap GM…

[@insomniasureshot6922]

Nah I’d win (I’m a Newtype)

[@Akalos1]

I yearn for the Gundam show where a some nobody ace constantly dunks on newtypes through flying circus-esque schenanigans.

[@gmplayz8846]

Man am dead

[@gavinlinville8995]

Zi Zion

[@greatwhite3512]

Watch out for soccer balls

[@Ukrainetoyrusubanexplorer]

A anime wojak vid on gudam coool

[@charlien6123]

I’ll be in the gm command

[@sp0ckz0mbi3]

The "perfect" mobile suit is overrated, what you need is a large number of "good enough" mobile suits.

[@shykj8892]

Sherman's underrated ahh commentary

[@cesargonzalez4146]

The Federation did nothing wrong...

[@miawuwu2255]

Pick your pill: Be a Federation or Zeon's pilot at A Baoa Qu or Be a Tekkadan member after the failed coup

[@Nostroman_Praetor]

One had a higher survival rate. I'm going with Zeon.

[@bruvaguren494]

Be Tekkadan, so I can slap some sense to Orga

[@kindlingking]

I choose Anthem Electronics executive. I will always win.

[@ufofighter16]

Looks a little old for a federation pilot, but besides that seems about right

[@RodrigoDelaz]

É estranho pensar como o universo de gundam pode ser comparado a universos como Warhammer 40k em questão de desesperança e ausência de qualquer tipo de paz

[@kylevanbeek2109]

Low effort so it's kinda dumb but cool again because of the concept is really awesome. Very much giving thunderbolt gundam vibes.

[@echoecho3155]

@@kylevanbeek2109 Lol, most of what I do I'd call shitposts. I'm just happy people enjoy them.

[@badonkadonkcoochiecrunch6675]

Realistic Lifespan: *launches out of a Columbus Beehive carrier then gets shot by a gelgoog*

[@echoecho3155]

To be fair, those Gelgoogs were piloted by fresh-faced trainees with no combat experience.

[@badonkadonkcoochiecrunch6675]

@@echoecho3155 hehe, real

[@Akalos1]

@@echoecho3155 also to be fair, spacenoids are just proven to be lame loser nerds time and time again so there is also that.

[@greatgatsby0174]

GMs are built out of cardboard and glitter glue.

[@sergiogrox]

Bla bla bla, the GM supremacy it's only possible because the enormous number of units manufacturated. However at the same time the majority of thats units fall and turn into scrap. Hahahaha!

[@whybndsu]

Those GMs were also piloted by fairly experienced pilots while accompanied by cadre of pilots they have trained with. Zeon had aces but several of its advanced mobile suits were piloted by newbies who barely had training. I

[@rexxo4957]

Me in the gm command space type annihilating some goofy ass gelgoog

[@Gnardstingler]

HELL YEAH!