Kickstarter Crap - Zen Egg || Create Time for Yourself

[@iDubbbzTV]

for all of you saying that you have the same mouse as me: Good. it's a good mouse, you've made the right choice in life. we will go to heaven.

[@ProperlyComplex]

Is that a G402 or a G502?

[@KitaxNekoSama57]

I don't. ...And I'm dragging you down to Hell with me.

[@zeebra901]

i haven't tht moose

[@_jelle]

I dont have the same mouse but i do have the same battery, does that count as well?

[@Youdotty]

Kezzraw Sorry dude, he doesn't make the rules.

[@MrSideliner]

3:08 "It's adorable" made me think of the guy selling the ziptease shirts xD

[@ethanharris3145]

MrSideliner I came here from quaffine video but before that I was watching the zip shirt video

[@hairbeauty8083]

MrSideliner me2

[@aliceaandrea]

I don't know, this might actually be a good idea for stress relief. I could smash my skull in with it. Instant stress relief!!

[@laurengails1fan285]

you could also throw it at people who piss you off!

[@Gracetoyou7]

I love you

[@poopfart785]

Winnie TM do you have any idea how ironic your comment is?

[@klinhardt5919]

OMG so true now I should get one I can relieve all my family's stress

[@liebistfuralleda]

brains would come out with your stress! lol

[@talynhastime9343]

Why an egg, why not a duck or a sheep or a platypus. I'd buy a stress-relieving platypus.

[@christophergrad4808]

Talyn has time platapussy

[@itsthecannon623]

i could really use a platypussy rn

[@ianhinkle1878]

Talyn has time Lol someone probably tried that already but forgot that platypuses are excruciatingly venomous

[@talynhastime9343]

Ian Hinkle Only the males are venomous, so a female would suffice. A literal platypussy.

[@ianhinkle1878]

Talyn has time Now you're talking!

[@StupidSoarer]

They asked for $2,000 and got $70,000

[@lc6705]

Jay Allen they ended up getting over 110k

[@DominoFreakShow]

There is no god

[@comradeurod9805]

Mafia Lord of the Fourth Wall we killed him

[@spybird5870]

@@comradeurod9805 it never existed in the first place.

[@dexster8618228]

Aren't there decorative wooden Easter eggs available for like $1? I'm pretty sure that's not just in my country...

[@iDubbbzTV]

yea dawg. there are here too. ...but do they have a weight system???? lelelle

[@dexster8618228]

dat 17 dolla weight system doe

[@misterhipster2098]

+iDubbbzTV THAT WEIGHT SYSTEM IS WORTH EVERY FUKIN PENNY

[@GreenHandMovies]

+dexster8618228 pretty sure if i looked thru a Micheal's arts and craft store I would find one eventually

[@me323me]

+ajloveslily I didn't know that!

[@Anomen77]

Whenever I'm stressed and I need time for myself I look at porn in the internet.

[@yordlop]

Like a normal person

[@Tsoglav]

+BlueDiamond oh god it's from Facebook

[@WZRD9583]

yes

[@kaidanhardy8287]

Anomen 🙂👍

[@georgegant4252]

Whenever I am stressed I just binge watch tv shows

[@allannaglover1000]

Imagine just walking by someone's cubical and seeing them rubbing a wooden egg on their face. And then just turning to you and whispering "take time to breathe"

[@cinnamontoast1586]

Patrick Bateman vibes

[@biba1baba2buba3]

I find it funny how they want to cut down trees we need to breathe to make these in order to remind us to just breathe...

[@demise138]

Jen Mishelin hahaha the best comment

[@xix-19]

@@demise138 lol this video is almost 5 years old

[@gxneby1840]

No we still have the tree just in the shape of a handheld egg the oxygen is now in the palm of your hand

[@hussainalsharif]

@@xix-19 now its 8

[@fishbowlheretic]

Your Kickstarter crap videos have become my new ASMR. I open up the playlist and after a couple videos I'm comfortably asleep. I don't know why, there's something about your tone in these videos that's relaxing and the content engages my mind fully which successfully bars intrusive thoughts from entering. So, thank you for these, Ian.

[@thedragonborn9027]

The 'really nigga" sends you over right?

[@empac8631]

I’ve been doing this for years. I have to sleep with some background noise and KSC has been a classic of mine for years. I remember being asleep and listening to the orca water bottle one and I heard Ian in my dreams say “whales are the water bottles of the ocean I guess” and it made me laugh so hard in my dream I woke up

[@fishbowlheretic]

@@empac8631 glad to know i'm not the only one!

[@ProdWakaw]

i do the exact same every night i plug my earphones and watch those till i fall asleep

[@LapisOnTheMoon]

ikr, its so good

[@nickgula6512]

Touching my wood calms me... Had to make the joke

[@somehecucunt3194]

Nick Gula XD

[@iamhalfawake9247]

Nice

[@Hardiarishabh]

Nice

[@mattyrawsag]

i expected a comment about the mouse. i am ashamed ian

[@jsweizston5410]

me too! I was just looking here for it. I thought to myself.. I hope I didn't leave that comment haha.

[@00x55x0]

mattyraw hahajhahahah me too

[@theplaguedoctor671]

same

[@jellyfish235]

mattyraw same

[@natemiller6873]

mattyraw Same that is why I came to this video lol.

[@Als0here]

should have called it a zegg

[@spooderman_q]

Hey 3 yr old comment.. just wanted to point that zegg is pretty close to a word in arabic which means shit which sounds right for the product

[@spooderman_q]

@Skungi hi

[@Sam-os5qd]

@@spooderman_q i mean..i could make for a good doorstop if it were heavier

[@SaintTK]

Zeggs 😳

[@dedur88]

I would've bought it if it got that name

[@monotwothree]

i want wooden egg they adroablil

[@nardo7687]

Oblivious Pyromaniac adorabljet cyka

[@somehecucunt3194]

Oblivious Pyromaniac your profile picture is

[@redmuffler3186]

5:16 I appreciate how he holds them inversely to let the good vibes pulse through him. edups knows what's up.

[@rogerbrandt6678]

Guy is a genius getting $70,000 for wooden eggs. Good on him.

[@mrkiky]

+roger brandt But bad on the world for having such a high concentration of morons.

[@John-sj9wb]

+RockDaHouse690 No. He wanted 2,200 but got 70k dumbass. He gets the money since the funding was completed.

[@Hijynx87]

+roger brandt 70k - the cost of eggs to ship to the idiots - manufacturing costs = some sort of profit

[@zaine2293]

+roger brandt The end fund was over $111,000

[@Kulpo]

I'll just point out that they wanted 2,200$ and pebble stone wanted 100,000

[@Kulpo]

Penjama TheRainMan That just perfect!

[@jakeoregan1184]

Benjamin Baker yeah but that's his point it's basically the same thing just worth more for some reason

[@yobin3711]

If I was richer, I would buy a shit ton of them, and then egg someone's house with them.

[@babydriver3184]

Badass Owl that's pretty badass, Badass Owl.

[@aryasarke7491]

I also want them so I can throw them.

[@bananaman1397]

baby driver who is badass owl?

[@MrJack6630]

if someone is bothering you, you can egg his face with it. stress relief at its best.

[@mrhamm7634]

@@bananaman1397 Fr

[@laurengails1fan285]

it has a pleasant smell

[@gabikralj94]

Really nigga?

[@demonetizeddemonetisedinmy1890]

I often get "wood" to myself to which my body "responds" to ;)

[@xtrordinary2688]

I just got a little half-chub from ur name, thanks.

[@xtrordinary2688]

+Mr. Pwuffles ikr it's beautiful

[@ender_scythe2879]

I read the comment, then the name. You are a genius.

[@resling7946]

What does the rest of it even say.

[@fransic136]

lmao Anal Prolapse In My Bum When I'm Filled With Cum By Onii-chan And His Friends While I'm A Cumdump best name ever ! 10/10

[@lynne99]

hmmm...does it vibrate?

[@loganoates6683]

If you use your mystical, monk powers on it, it will!

[@Edward69Cotton]

I can vibrate if you want..

[@lynne99]

BlueDiamond​ anything can be a dildo if your creative enough

[@danialshahshah8533]

except a dead man penis .

[@lynne99]

Danial Shah Shah dead people, or more men have a erection after. Its a normal reaction when the electrolytes and blood reacts for one last time before rigamortis sets or after. A lot of left over electrolytes means more movement after. So hands, feet, head, and eyes move. Some people experienced entire bodies sitting up and then falling back down. Just because I know how the comment section, no dead people or animals should vibrate/be a dildo.

[@CrazyRiverOtter]

I know it's a royalty free song, but that music that plays during that first trailer just reminds me of _I Hate Everything._

[@KipTM]

exactly what I was thinking

[@micahfisher6125]

It doesn't match the trailer at all.

[@CrazyRiverOtter]

MaxHydroStorm It really doesn't.

[@smearfo5612]

If you want to know, the music is called "local forecast" by Kevin Macleod.

[@breakoutfrosty9595]

ikr

[@sainthotline7731]

its been nine years since i saw this video, I still remember to take a second to breathe every time i see a duracell battery because of this. And it was, and always has been free! thanks gaspar

[@theagentneo7233]

I still have my Duracell battery. Some days it’s the only thing that keeps me going. Thank you Idubbz

[@KumiesCummies]

Why does Ian look like a PS2 model in the thumbnail lmao

[@spid3r333]

Actually, it's a storm drain

[@GenNuki]

4:57 Absolute classic.

[@EmeraldForester777]

Gen Wolf he could have said that after any of the things the gay Russian guy said and it would have been hilarious still.

[@assassinbassin3072]

@@EmeraldForester777 gay Russian I’m wheezing

[@jakobmarhall9874]

Relly nigga

[@lkrnpk]

@@EmeraldForester777 he's no Russian though, his name screams ''Balkans'' and I think I read he was from Slovenia but I would have guessed Croatia or sth like that. But I do know my Slavs.

[@Lcadelaide]

someone PLEASE send this egg to HowToBasic! ...Please!

[@Marshmallow_Trees]

Lewis Adelaide he'll kill someone.

[@ABMTV01]

Lewis Adelaide How to use a Zen egg?

[@pinkcrybaby1750]

Lewis Adelaide congratulations !!! your comment appeared in his new video.

[@iamhalfawake9247]

I think he'd actually Break it within like a day If not he'd Kill a man on accident.

[@asura7941]

No

[@missandry420]

ADHD diagnoses are going up because you can get adderall with a little doctor shopping. legal speed, hell yes.

[@MLGRDR]

Miss Anthropy Adderall you say?

[@missandry420]

+MLG R8DR805 yeah. adderall, valium, percocets, ambien, etc. just doctor shop

[@ironically4220]

Miss Anthropy I have ADHD

[@missandry420]

+Creeperboy87 Playz ツ congratulations.

[@cloroxbleach4502]

Adderall didn't work for me

[@traploli2214]

I can find other uses for that wooden egg

[@PumpkinLicorice]

Or maybe it could just be shoved up someone's anus.

[@phoenixrising7047]

Skinny Penus Peehole shenanigans?

[@pieking2331]

Zen egg. Zenax. Xanax.

[@fadlinugraha347]

If you really want to relieve stress, don't buy ZenEgg, buy ZenAxe.

[@Kelly-gn7xb]

+Fadli Nugraha Xanex ?

[@Harmoniou-s]

+Kelly O ha

[@zackross2323]

+Kelly O xanax*

[@Kelly-gn7xb]

Zack Ross Oops lol

[@keke101cod]

just get a wooden chicken ha.... cause it will lay wooden eggs... cause its a wooden chicken...

[@keke101cod]

Penjama TheRainMan I cri :'(

[@Raptorman0205]

+ifacro I think he has that covered ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@benjaminbaker7952]

Raptormann0205 wat

[@misterdinner3648]

what are you, fucking gay?

[@caramelldansen4121]

The zen egg reminds me of the patty's pub egg which was just painted green from always sunny in Philadelphia.

[@bralonwood4373]

Keaton Hohl egg

[@PortalPottyMan]

I was expecting a comment from iDubbbz saying he has that mouse, I'm disappointed.

[@omiddorrani9283]

Adam Harvey yeah what the fuck

[@johnnysmith7711]

Unoriginal comment

[@BodywiseMustard]

r/g502masterrace

[@chonslie]

holy shit i forgot how little fucks Ian gave when he was making these videos lmaooo

[@YaBoiYoda]

Don't make fun of those stress related deseases man. My entire life I have had extremely stressful time and I just can't seem to get a break. A month ago I was diagnosed with 80HD, and it has been horrible. I can't focus on any videos, or anything. I just need help. Hopefuly my 8DHD pills can fix my ADEEHD

[@benjaminbaker7952]

+BloodGamingChannel Stuck on that ADSD shit, havent been upgraded yet :/

[@DudeeaterPVP]

i get that, i was recently diagnosed with NBA2K, it was the most disgustingly sad day of my life

[@null2846]

Cannibale besides the day you were put on that neckbeard

[@DudeeaterPVP]

aye aye mlady friendzoned me and it was a downward path from there

[@kenetickups6146]

I used to have 80HD then I upgraded to 120UHD it's much better

[@mikehuntisitchy3965]

what does adhd have to do with anything

[@okey7281]

they need some bs statistics to sound smart

[@atavy]

comrade Sevchenko werent fidget spinners also marketed like that in the beginning?

[@gusrtw20]

What does adhd have to do with hey look its an ant walking on my hand hahah i might go outside its sunny and weather is good

[@the_jones528]

Well that is actually accurate. Because of how stressful life is (especially now) the FDA are pushing for more medical professionals to just diagnose people with ADHD, so they can then sell them ADHD meds, and make a profit. Watch this documentary called "Speed Kills." It really opens your eyes to the scam and evil that is the FDA.

[@Oliver-Lewis]

May I offer you a nice egg in this trying time

[@danielwilson9724]

This IDubbbz look compared to headphone hair IDubbbz almost looks like completely different people

[@ijneb1248]

Heisenberg idubbbz

[@DemoniteBL]

I actually expected to find a comment of him saying he has the same mouse. :(

[@DominoFreakShow]

literally the only reason I'm here... = (

[@orchdork775]

Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down.

[@MayerEO]

checked your channel out of curiosity. was not disappointed. great bass playing

[@booates]

smooth

[@spybird5870]

I'm a wobbly weeble but I did fall for you hard. that saying is bs.

[@BoogDude14]

that guy on the trailer really creeped me out, especially when he smiles at you at the end.

[@boombabyreggiemiller2642]

thoguht you were saying "xanax" and not "zenegg"

[@FlowersAndConstellations]

me too

[@MisterBones2910]

Xanax could probably be far better for the intended purpose of the Zen Egg than the Zen Egg is.

[@ashark9378]

its the same thing

[@ulysses284]

*You're

[@mspark400smith2]

Lol the days when he was actually ASKING for more packages instead of begging for them to stop and telling us the box is closed haha

[@aidanbeattie8341]

"Spin the egg or some gay sh!t" He predicted fidget spinners. Especially the gay part.

[@alexpetkova7388]

I'm gonna buy 3 Zeneggs for me and put them on a chain to help me with my hemorrhoids...... and later i'll buy one additional Zenegg to help me with my chemotherapy, because i got Cancer from that Kickstarter

[@MisterBones2910]

By "help me with my hemorrhoids" do you mean that you're trying to grow/pop them? If so, your eggs-on-a-rope idea sounds like it should work like a charm. Good luck with the chemo, you might want to avoid going on any rampages while you're on it though.

[@decembervyne6541]

I'm going to buy one to shove up my ass

[@hanahnanahanaanahahanhana4030]

The little rainbow one that jingles and has smilies on it is way better than a wooden egg

[@2ndfunctionFTW]

oh wow I bought the exact same batteries that Idubbbbztv did!

[@RAHULTMNT100]

its fucking duracell dude

[@CarrionCarriesOn]

Because Duracell is such a rare product

[@spybird5870]

@@RAHULTMNT100 fucking woosh, dumbshit

[@elderrusty541]

Biggest problem with the zen egg is the price, like decorative shit like this is cheaply made but is marked up so fucking much that it’d be cheaper to buy all the tools and make em yourself

[@cyberwolfe]

You're videos are comic genius. I can't say I've laughed this much in a while. Great channel! :)

[@TheFinalJigsaw]

3:06 easily the best part lmao!

[@asraelconcreteeatingcat1528]

i was extremely confident idubbz would really comment it in the new video

[@Bolt_BDA]

i think howtobasic funded all of those 69k

[@dinkiizido7771]

When he lifted those batteries i almost choked on laughter

[@bIunty]

everytime i feel like there isnt enough oxygen going into my fucking brain ,i'll remind myself to breathe

[@chippii6344]

I have the same mouse as this guy!

[@mintsjams8862]

Omg the beginnings is the elevator music that IHE uses!

[@Catfish-ih8fz]

IHE?

[@dusanstevanovic7551]

Yo this guy has the same mouse as IDubbbzTV!

[@tiddlewiddle4784]

i suffocated because i forgot to breathe without the warm and sentious zen egg

[@zachk.530]

I like how you specify Duracell battery, like an Energizer battery would stress you out

[@TheThreatenedSwan]

Taking care of your body obviously means drinking and smoking

[@MadameSomnambule]

0:27 It's the music from IHE's channel! XD

[@TurtleGalaxies]

+MadameSomnambule it's the royalty free music thousands of people use!

[@ohno1182]

I lost it at 5:15 lmao

[@astropipe.]

Looking back through all the vids once again man. Happy to see you haven't changed one bit man. I got an amazing stress reliever man, a nice soft booby, costed about 2 or 3€ but quality shit man. Looks ridiculously realistic too, image filters on sites report it as "BAD IMAGE" when trying to upload and and say look at my awesome stress reliever I got.

[@jessebeaudin4770]

Just binge watched all kickstarter crap. What a fun day!

[@owen4144]

Is the QWOP with Grace from Facade?

[@IceehawkPSN]

lmao

[@ewanmccloy1023]

+Wunder Wimp lmao

[@kenetickups6146]

that's what i thought

[@lakamokolaka]

It is question is why is the adult who is stressed playing video games during work? Thats why he is stress because he is a lazy shitlord who doesn't do his work xD

[@spike4337]

You want a product idea? Zen bread, it will make millions.

[@markussparkus1081]

6:04 this is why I love idubbbz. His sarcasm is an inspiration.

[@RambleShack420]

DUDE I FUCKING LOST IT AT 3:10 LMAO. i had to pause the video before i died laughing

[@lucipaluci]

WHO CAME HERE TO SEE IF HE ACTUALLY COMMENTED ON THIS VIDEO?

[@LulzenbergBlanco]

it reminds me of an avocado pip.. and i use to suck on those as a kid.. so now i want to suck on the wooden egg. mine would end up with teeth marks.

[@LulzenbergBlanco]

+Dexo c 10 dolla sucky-sucky?

[@dexorne9753]

Lulzenberg Blanco yes pls

[@AntiqueMeme]

+Lulzenberg Blanco I hate avocados. lol

[@Jose-wq4zr]

When Ian was a happy guy lookin ass

[@harrisnmusic]

2:47 My reaction whenever the teacher gives an assignment before break and I don't have time for it.

[@abbywheeler9025]

Four years later, and I still want to know what 'touchy' materials are.

[@wackedupYUMYUMS]

I was laughing my ass off when he was talking about the mom who smokes and her son

[@dadillydog]

holy shit idubbbz has a gaming laptop what is he rich? What is he one of the Baldwin brothers?

[@qwemlhjsi4386]

Lolwut

[@ulysses284]

Actually it's a storm drain

[@ckosmic]

No he's one of the Bald Twin brothers

[@Ipreferhacks]

anyone else goes back and watch his videos?

[@skyex7787]

no

[@seb4179]

no

[@lautaroortiz5935]

no

[@mcdoogdoog6171]

no

[@JackZanma]

no

[@kaneriseley3124]

I like how they tell you to chill then put energetic dubstep in the background

[@wesleymed4825]

wow ian is really pissed in this one

[@rex1buster]

my thing will be mustard gas when I c it ill take a deep breath

[@patrickdaw5361]

thawz alil harsh idubbbz.

[@Smudger40k]

Idubbbz in his prime 👍

[@andrewvanwyngarden8251]

Exactly

[@markmarkaton]

@4:56 'really nigga' LMAO BRO i busted out laughing when he said that shit man

[@Jessroxxurxsoxify]

" Really Nigga?" AT 4:56 ALMOST MADE ME SPIT OUT MY DRINK LMFAO

[@nathancopeland4923]

That beginning Kickstarter vid gave me adhd

[@pussidestroyer8267]

Rest in RIP you

[@wonderoushistoryofclassicf9193]

a piece of wood raised almost 70 grand... hmmmm i got a Kickstarter. its called a stick. It is your friend

[@shademeadows2424]

wait... 00:22 i know that "hateble" music...

[@andrewcanevari8226]

+Shade Dark yooo you noticed it too!!

[@andrewcanevari8226]

Robin Danloy I Hate Everything's youtube channel intro

[@josephstalin5628]

*iDubbbz finds wood egg rolling on table cute* *shoots iDubbbz in head* *pulls out video in court to show he wanted it to happen*

[@TheBanMan]

"Could I offer you an egg in this trying time?"

[@valterain6907]

I actually punched a wall while watching this.

[@tylersinger2401]

Who came back to see if he actually commented about his mouse from the Where Are They Now?

[@tylersinger2401]

***** little fucking vagina

[@feralfluid]

Sorry dude, but I would totally get one of these as a minimal desk piece. Not as a reminder to breathe, but because it looks pretty nice.

[@DominoFreakShow]

What are you fuckin gay?

[@eerielconstantine5051]

Dude same, but I’d probs be tempted to keep picking it up XD

[@iamhalfawake9247]

Enraged Fire Hydrant what is wrong with your literature? Can you speak english? I'd actually like to know

[@AprilBytheBay]

IamHalf Awake R/wooosh

[@rickyray2794]

IamHalf Awake - That went way over your head

[@weebtrash6119]

When iDubbbz says nigga I smile (:

[@milkgxng]

this is my favorite episode of all time i think been trying to decide recently

[@yptop]

I just came here to see if he really made a comment about the mouse.

[@CreamFraiche]

I was hoping iDubbbz actually commented that he had the same mouse

[@OjamaIndigo]

Anyone here after the "where are they now?"?

[@SugyImpa]

X naM ageM Reversed Yes!

[@shadowdragonproductions8025]

X naM ageM Reverse I'm actually watching this before the _Where are They Now?_

[@wheremyeel1812]

Who's watching this in 2010?

[@aidansilva6351]

I fucking hate comments like this

[@catboynestormakhno2694]

Who else hates comments like this

[@Kualsi]

0:17 It took me 4 years to realize this guy's using the same stock music IHE uses. Alex is a Zen Egg confirmed?

[@CarrionCarriesOn]

I like how he awkwardly stares into nothingness for a second while the intro fades out before welcoming the audience Also hey that's the music IHE uses

[@takingnone1780]

This is the kind of thing my mom would buy 4 of