Kid Theater with Matthew McConaughey

Matthew McConaughey and Jimmy read scenes written by elementary school kids who were given the title "Gold," and they had to write the rest.
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Kid Theater with Matthew McConaughey
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[@Mike-mb1yf]

Notice how McConaughey does a little improvisation in every line and makes it so natural.

[@SoCloseToToast]

I noticed that too. Really liked it and was tasteful so it worked so well

[@DickWoodcox]

Bootypatooty ! People hate on him because he is a fucking weirdo, but he is a pretty damn good actor.

[@dariushcreates]

beat me to it lol. shows he has fun with it :)

[@slightlydecent1639]

wtf are you doing here toast? lmao

[@nickhansen8874]

He has his quirks, but he seems like a pretty grounded and down-to-earth guy to me.

[@MusgoHBA]

God damn McConaughey is such a good actor. Even with these lines he makes it sound natural.

[@ulllaaaklara]

...and real!

[@azania1243]

MusgoHBA the McConaisance is complete

[@chescie_]

MusgoHBA he really is a great actor

[@shandelebroyles1099]

MusgoHBA it's sad when you can't talk without saying the GD word

[@sarahconroy952]

So true 😂❤️

[@0retro0]

"hey my gold was stolen a few minutes ago!!!" "..........bob, i gotta tell ya somethin"

[@lucas-xf7rc]

" i also stole your pants " i died😂😂😂😂

[@kurbypinky608]

A child's mind is beautiful.

[@ianalam4298]

Kurby Pinky whoa slow down cowboy

[@vaatimagic3678]

BEANS!

[@leenkaawach6588]

Bitch I lost 20 IQ points watching this

[@XxXspawndXxX]

A child's mind is primitive. It's nice to think back to when you thought like that but in the end it's a lot better not to.

[@annebradley6086]

@@leenkaawach6588 That must have brought your IQ to Zero then. I feel sorry for you.

[@JesusPulledMeThrough]

I must say, I quite enjoyed Quacky

[@Boomer.Roberts]

"Qu....Quack!"

[@Jen-jo5qu]

His one-wing "Quack!" is hilarious.

[@lawrencecalablaster568]

JesusPulledMeThrough Quacky is the best.

[@larose1764]

JesusPulledMeThrough indeed, quite delightful...

[@zaidahmad2018]

Rose Baker Quack Delightful

[@sophiesophie986]

damn, the 3rd kid is going places lmao

[@hi8396]

Not Hollywood, but places lol

[@ariochiv]

Special padded places.

[@sophiesophie986]

T-Man279 no, definitely not hollywood ;) but hey, he's made it to the tonight show already! haha

[@EverSnaxolotl]

Golden places.

[@JeremyWilliamson]

GOLDEN BEANS, GOLDEN BEANS, LOTS AND LOTS OF GOLDEN BEANS!HAHAHAHA

[@Denis-89]

This is the funniest Kid Theater so far

[@ziyadothman3]

"Quack"

[@mohammadw.alrawy3028]

Quack Pack

[@crazykiller1337]

pack quack

[@paulramos5083]

jajceboy Why is it so funny!? I HAVE NO PANTS!!!

[@MaineManDezzo]

Let's all do the 'Golden Beans' Dance!

[@Artem.Chugunov]

McConaughey back in the days: "Alright, alright, alright." McConaughey in the our days: "Quack, quack, quack."

[@CocoOPNY]

This was pure gold. 9 year-olds are awesome, and so are Matthew and Jimmy for acting out their plays! Golden beans! Lots and lots of golden beans!!

[@alexthedude88]

Coco S hah get it? Pure GOLD

[@lorrainesekera4100]

Kids are so creative at that age!

[@yacejocson1108]

Matthew's dance at the last few seconds was lit!

[@dtsun]

all he needed was his congas!

[@TheGoldcountry]

Who the hell are these kids? Better writing than half the stuff I see on television.

[@drphot6050]

Hulu originals will be hiring them soon i believe

[@ZhangtheGreat]

You'd be amazed by how creative kids can get when we remove their boundaries.

[@ewceniza90]

all of it are fake..

[@Jada-vu3wv]

*cough* riverdale *cough*

[@TucBroder]

WWE should hire them... There's feud material in those stories!

[@fluxateez9294]

Which ever kid wrote these should become a comedian

[@FreakieFan]

theyre all written by different kids

[@johnnyxp64]

better than Jimmy fallon for sure

[@johndohhe8153]

you're really naive my dude good for you

[@FreakieFan]

***** it's called KID theatre, and they say at the beginning theyre written by kids..

[@fluxateez9294]

Vilem Seda they're like mini Kevin Harts

[@GTanya07]

"BEAANNSS!!!!!!" now i will say the word "Beans" like that LOL

[@funkyhomosapiens3365]

Tanya Sparrow Golden Beans! Golden Beans! Lots and lots of golden beans!🎶🎵🎶🎵

[@BMoney8600]

Tanyahachi 07 I got an ad for pepto bismol before this

[@spdadventurer1754]

😂 looked like Matthew was so much into dancing lol

[@Originella]

GOLDEN BEANS GOLDEN BEANS LOTS AND LOTS OF GOLDEN BEANS!!!

[@Ciclopea2]

Golden Beans: The Musical

[@lalylaly111]

Ciclopea2 Let's make it happen

[@Jupiterrr00]

Eon Lee Music yass

[@valorrios1472]

Hamilton could never

[@nyc1960]

How the hell can you not love Matthew ? Always so charming and talented in the last 25 years, and the charm just keeps going

[@THOMAS2910able]

I present to you , Academy award winner Matthew Mcconaughey.

[@mollypipsqueak]

The part that gets me every time is when they yell BEANNNNNNNS

[@vooyeur]

The quack was sooooo funny i laughed in tears 😂😂

[@timhulsizer]

Oh man, please get Mads Mikkelsen to do Kid Theater sometime!

[@natashadame4397]

OH MY GOD YES

[@amalkhan8076]

ALMOST SKIPPED A HEARTBEAT!

[@cat-cp6yh]

PLEASE THAT WOULD BE INCREDIBLE

[@lemeisasecret]

omg omg omg

[@irmathesperma8548]

That would be so funny! 😂😂😂

[@jacko9563]

alright, alright, alright!

[@queenofvoiceover4573]

Jacko “Alright, alright, alright... QUACK!”

[@AlainBruno]

Matthew McConaughey is looking sharp.

[@AntiDot43]

I like his tux

[@isabel-hq5qu]

me too

[@andreeaabro]

he is handsome!

[@youahoe6964]

silvia tiana im handsome

[@AbrilJuegaa]

Jimmy Fallon is one of the funniest people! 😂😂

[@miladkhan2272]

he is not a people he is a person

[@Mossfaerie]

This person is saying that of all the funniest people, he is one of them.

[@miladkhan2272]

OK

[@pawanchavan5046]

no

[@nima2068]

you sound Indian to me:))

[@huamulan9279]

6:31 The end of that last skit was the funniest thing I've seen all year! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Jen-jo5qu]

How did I never notice how hilarious Mathew McConaughey's laugh is?? It's a delight.

[@Mmxxaamm]

If Matthew Mcconaughey ever reads a script of mine, I would pretty much considered my life to be complete. At age 9.

[@mazinalbulushi8142]

Make more ''kids theater'' videos, it's the best.

[@phuckducky266]

" I'm crying so much " 😂😂😂😂 lmao after that I really was

[@rosemcgowan7740]

Mathew is an amazing actor man! hats off to him! he deserves every award he gets 😊 and he's really classically handsome, not a lot of people can pull off a full face beard, most look like hobos but he looks amazing 😍

[@rossadahros1119]

omg...I can't stop laughing...quack pack..😂😂😂

[@DoJoStan]

McConaughey is gold!

[@Mindblowinable]

Mattew went for it 100%!Changed voices and acted naturally))the best Kid Theatre!

[@KindaSorta451]

The second kid totally copied the great gatsby lol

[@laurenherron9520]

Well apparently the kid who wrote it is named Leo 😂 And Gatsby was played by another guy named Leo

[@sassyest8292]

Lol, with a quacky twist

[@Smileandwavelol]

The great Quacksby

[@MisssKayy]

@@laurenherron9520 it was probably DiCaprio!😂

[@marleinasmom]

4:19 kills me every time. 🤣

[@millie296]

elliott and quacky are the 2016 version of nick and gatsby

[@JamesKing-mi1jb]

Why doesn't he do Kid Theater more often? Seriously, it's one of the best things he does.

[@butternutsquash4737]

Honestly, the funniest thing for me was when Quacky turned the lump of coal into gold with his "duck hands" 😂

[@micheller2139]

“We have similar voices” 😂😂😂that cracked me up

[@servantofChrist3]

"Ohhh....I squished that big lump O" gold with my duck hands until it turned to gold!!!! Then I used the gold to build this here mansion!!!!!" Best part of the entire video!!!! God bless!!!!!

[@emmat162]

"BEANS". I always love when they do Kid Theater and put on accents and funny voices. Makes it that much more interesting :)

[@haleematahir5941]

Aw! Matthew McConaughey just seems very nice. Wonderful actor.

[@JustinNathanielAdams]

This is the funniest Kid Theater I've seen yet! I didn't know Matthew McConaughey was so hilarious xD

[@aliyahrants5092]

God I love kid theater. 😭

[@vitmorsteinfeld4459]

Matthew is amazing

[@franciscomullers]

The best actor in the my favorite movie for life! Interstellar, Cooper forever

[@estephaniezapata4714]

Müllerandia Yesss! 👏👏👏❤

[@strimer9]

Cooper is so underrated. Complete badass.

[@utkarshyadav2233]

Me To Life: Wait, I had no pants on this whole time?

[@jacktheiss4085]

Utkarsh Yadav deep

[@mariavictoriajaunsolo5278]

I thought you knew

[@jennifergomez4973]

I love these sooooo much!

[@sebastianalegria3401]

Based on Jenn Matthew McConaughey's performance was alright alright alright !!

[@jennifergomez4973]

sebastian alegria nice one! Lol

[@sebastianalegria3401]

Based on Jenn what is your favorite Matthew McConaughey movie?

[@brookelowery3280]

Based on Jenn o

[@luckyjasonfan]

Matthew is SOOO committed! and I love it!!!

[@boy638]

how can we submit our scripts?

[@annebradley6086]

I bet if you just write Jimmy Fallon, The Tonight Show with The Roots and Higgins, NBC Studios, 30 Rockefeller Plaza, New York, NY 10112 - it will get to his staff. Maybe your parents can search for more details online, especially if they have an account with The Tonight Show. When you want to get tickets to the show, you set up an account.

[@Moustache_D_Luffy]

That last story was pure gold!!! :P

[@Miirrinda]

that's way tooo perfect, beeeeans, can't stop rewatching, beeeeeans, love that guys really much! golden bean DANCE!

[@mikemavy3774]

6:25 *points to Jimmy expecting him to point back while saying "beeeaaannnsss" but just goes "nope" in his mind😂😂😂😂

[@MrPyschonoob]

That fucking name Darold killed me, I'm in tears.

[@-The-Golden-God-]

This is the best one yet. MM killed it.

[@hyacinthdibley]

"I have no pants!!!". Sounds like a line from _Whose Line Is It Anyway?_

[@omfglongbeach]

Sounds like a duck

[@morganclaire1377]

pretty sure the story of Quacky is actually just a new Gatsby

[@kebab_boi]

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT 😏

[@gabzdt]

Didnt know Matthew McConaughey could be this goofy! Love it

[@goleniloo]

oh my god i love this man..he is so talented and fun!!!

[@TheBlackDemon1996]

3:47 ...Flawless logic...

[@nathaliesantos813]

I fell in love with him when I saw interstellar

[@Jen-jo5qu]

SUCH a good movie. :)

[@julianpagano1659]

BEANS! XD

[@JordanAthemusiclover]

The second story was pretty good, but I believe the last one topped them all as the most clever and hilarious (BEANS!!!)

[@Greek4u123]

I was waiting for McConaughey to say Alright alright alright!

[@logarithm14]

The name Elliot actually does sound like someone who would live next to a rich duck lmao

[@davidconnolly1130]

Second scene they sound like yoda in Star Wars bad lip reading

[@abeerjamal7763]

The first one though😂 I am crying so much

[@Freaksoftheinternet]

I laughed so hard at the simultaneous 'BEANS!!'

[@autum8560]

these kids are genuinely funny and genius scriptwriter😂

[@tinaschmidtsart]

I love this show! Jimmy Fallon is awesome and has made this show the best since the Carson days. I'm old enough to remember watching the Tonight Show with Carson but I think Jimmy brings it to a whole new level of great family entertainment. Love it!!

[@JeremyWilliamson]

GOLDEN BEANS, GOLDEN BEANS, LOTS AND LOTS OF GOLDEN BEANS! GOLDEN BEANS, GOLDEN BEANS, LOTS AND LOTS OF GOLDEN BEANS! haahhahaha

[@CatMG39]

This is the best THE BEST! GO 9 year olds!!!

[@JeremyWilliamson]

GOLDEN BEANS, GOLDEN BEANS, LOTS AND LOTS OF GOLDEN BEANS!HAHAHAHA

[@MsKRRey]

I hope there's a Kid's Theatre with Tom Hiddleston...

[@cinovcovatana93]

literally in tears.. SOOOO funny!!

[@rochiiss]

Matthew McConaughey suddenly turning sad... Amazing. Loved Quacky

[@cristalnavarro8711]

Love This man best actor ❤️🙌🏼

[@luvyou-baby]

the first one was really funny, Matthew is a great actor

[@faiza7533]

0:02-0:03 look at jimmy

[@faiza7533]

Sidrah Zaheer lizard tongue

[@nima2068]

just cause you're early doesn't mean anything you type gets likes:))

[@HannaSQubti]

Faiza is

[@faiza7533]

Fake Laugh Not everyone is like you, kiddo

[@5xt]

It's like he's a robot and was aware of his hand not clapping in time in sync with the other.

[@catherineulrich3659]

Kid Theatre is by far the best bit they do I love it!!!

[@jacktucker6061]

Wow that was amazing! Matthew is absolutely brilliant

[@burmashavetom]

So much more inspired than most SNL skits. Kids know.

[@christinastork8258]

YESSSSSSS! I have such a big crush on him, it's not even funny anymore!

[@tiffanieking8010]

This was hilarious! Don't you just love the imagination of a kid brought to life by Jimmy and Matthew.

[@bobdukeguys]

absolutely love the kid theatre segment!!!! They are the best

[@Mssparklez85]

😂 I love this! Y'all need to make animation for it!

[@JohnnyJohn1]

This is by far the best one

[@biro24]

BEANSSSSSSS 😂👏👏

[@FriedToast]

McConaughey is the best. No one else whose done this even comes close.

[@starskynfumelefry5997]

omg halirious lol lol lol I love Mathew

[@Bubonic32]

Such a “Golden” performance.

[@itsbram5768]

2:07 "I'm crying so much" 🤣. This had me dying

[@arunkumarm.s.320]

Thr transition from laughing face to sad face was really awesome woow 👍

[@eszee9202]

4:54 what happened to mr camera guy lmao

[@MuhammadEgypt]

The beard makes him look healthier and younger.

[@daniellegleeson1571]

Got to be in the audience for this and it was so awesome!

[@mollytsanadis1323]

This was probably the greatest thing I have ever witnessed in my whole entire life.

[@SzRySf]

@4:08 matthew raised his eyebrows just at the right moment..

[@justdavpo]

5:33 i laughed my ass off :D

[@MaishaOnTop]

David Pogosian I cried

[@Mark_E_M]

Matthew has a great sense of humor! Nice to see it come out! 👍

[@prithasarkar3839]

Who can dislike Quacky!!.... Matthew you literally stole the show❤️❤️