Kids Content Farms Be Like:

watch with subtitles for a great experience (warning for weirdness and weirdness)
yes, these were traced. This isn't meant to be good

[@PixPlaysoyeaaaaa]

Prob should have mentioned this a while ago but extra thanks to WowieZowie (AKA Zoey (she does not have a channel) for helping me write the script :)

[@LeoAlexa_13]

The fact this is accurate is the worst of all

[@PixPlaysoyeaaaaa]

Very true.

[@TronL7D64]

Red Tron: * looks at thumbnail * YO WHAT THE FU-!

[@cracklemcfrackle]

jar is my favorite character in the antiseptic dillpickle circuit

[@PixPlaysoyeaaaaa]

Oh yeah, that is a GREAT one 👌

[@random.account.51]

mines mugotho

[@cracklemcfrackle]

@@random.account.51 mugotho is a good character too 😯

[@Raggy_df]

jugs is my favorite character from the atrocious diabolical circle too🥰

[@kitkatz_areyummy592]

my favorite character from the infected cereal is gag her because i like masked slinkies with depression 🥳😡💀🤓🖕🧚💃🐺🏳‍🌈

[@AnomalocarisIsStillHere]

Holy frick is that Jacket frum traumatizing gastrointestinal circuits NO WAY IS THAT HAMMY WAM FRON PREGNANT PLACETIME

[@table2.0]

Your pronunciation of keyboard smashes and accurate reading of the fucked up words/names as written gives me so much life, thank you

[@PixPlaysoyeaaaaa]

You're welcome. I'm glad you enjoyed me screaming for 2 minutes ✨

[@Bikerbot9999]

10/10 it's like a mockery of content farms

[@Bikerbot9999]

Btw I'm just doing my job roasting content farms on Facebook

[@spatulah]

Dude the way your trying not to laugh- This was hilarious tho its sad how accurate it is

[@PixPlaysoyeaaaaa]

Agreed.

[@xLonelySickHeartx]

Ah... The sweet sounds of mental torture.

[@KiriChan99]

I feel like I lost braincells and it's unfortunately too real but I can't stop laughing 😭🤣

[@PixPlaysoyeaaaaa]

Welp, that's my job successfully completed

[@SilverAceOfSpades]

I hated this so much, and had to keep reminding myself that it was satire

[@PixPlaysoyeaaaaa]

Fair

[@JaxTherabbit-jh6rf]

I was dreaming about I watch contact farms irl and I forget Gooseworks she said she doesn't want anyone to watch contact farms and I woke up I said to my self that was real or did I watch contact farms? And and I realize silly me That was just a dream

[@radar9643]

Do you mean gastrointestinal circus

[@PixPlaysoyeaaaaa]

If I meant gastrointestinal, I would have said it >:(. No, but seriously, probably that.

[@TheKeliStewart]

this is amazing, immediate like and subscribe. 10/10

[@PixPlaysoyeaaaaa]

Thank you so much :)

[@LordofdeLoquendo]

Lankybox be like:

[@PixPlaysoyeaaaaa]

Fr

[@LordofdeLoquendo]

@@PixPlaysoyeaaaaa What other things this is analogous?

[@MrRhombus]

Wheezed

[@chokymilkyway]

who hurt you

[@PixPlaysoyeaaaaa]

everyone

[@PWMV573]

what the hell did i just watch

[@PixPlaysoyeaaaaa]

Uhm... I don't even know...

[@thexyzer]

lol

[@lecapitaine1017]

React videos are getting out of hand.

[@possessedpicklejar4762]

I hope people start dubbing or animating this.

[@PixPlaysoyeaaaaa]

That would be amazing XD

[@ScribbleEnigma47]

Don’t give me ideas mate

[@random.account.51]

your giving me an idea man

[@INEEDAUSERNAMEIBEGYOU]

got an idea

[@PixPlaysoyeaaaaa]

I love the replies in this XD

[@blueberrymeowffin]

Idk what this fever dream was, but I loved it. Amazing performance, 5 stars

[@PixPlaysoyeaaaaa]

Honestly, same, haha! Thank you so much :)

[@MrTwisterNo2]

READ THE SUBTITLES IT GETS BETTER

[@SlatyRamen]

This video is 90% accurate but you forgot one thing the hundred sound effects happening every second

[@PixPlaysoyeaaaaa]

Dangit, you're right

[@echotrash466]

It sounds like you were going to die of laughter as you were doing this. Happy, fun time, stuff.

[@PixPlaysoyeaaaaa]

Pretty hard not to laugh at that ridiculous script. XD

[@LillianGraceFullofficial]

If this was newgrounds my review would look like this 🤩⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[@PixPlaysoyeaaaaa]

Huzzah!

[@TheReallCheese]

Horrible. Absolutely horrendous, terrible, repulsive, 10/10. Please make a hundred more of these in the future

[@PixPlaysoyeaaaaa]

i will indeed >:)

[@Critter-xo9cr]

i sat though this all

[@PixPlaysoyeaaaaa]

I hope you enjoyed me screaming for two minutes :)

[@fireinthefreezer]

You forgot to put hazbin hotel in there even though it's obviously not for kids

[@LeoAlexa_13]

Agreed

[@PixPlaysoyeaaaaa]

Dangit, you're right! If I ever decide to make a sequel, I'll make sure to add it. Maybe like an over-dramatic comedy or somethin'...

[@catgia8560]

Masterpiece. Truly the best experience of my life, my family fears me now and I'm in a white room wrapped in white clothes. Would recommend :)

[@PixPlaysoyeaaaaa]

Truly grand to hear 👌 I'm so glad I'm making a positive impact.

[@mewdufad]

It's all fun and games until this gets marked as 'made for kids'.

[@PixPlaysoyeaaaaa]

when did this comment section happen?? Thank you all so much :)

[@PixPlaysoyeaaaaa]

maybe ill make a part two of this someday cuz it was just so funny to me XD

[@c0smicn0va]

this felt like way more than 2 minutes and 13 seconds. i felt like as a form of punishment for my sins i was condemned to watching this for all of eternity

[@PixPlaysoyeaaaaa]

Spectacular >:)

[@MushBunny]

Obsessed 😍

[@Mr.Mediackre]

Why does it sound like the narrator's head is on the verge of exploding the whole video?

[@PixPlaysoyeaaaaa]

...I just couldn't keep it together it's so stupid

[@imjustsilleh]

omg i love the antibacterial directional cirsus 😍😍😍😍

[@PixPlaysoyeaaaaa]

Same!! :DDDDDD

[@SumuOrJuu]

Ai sârr lóv the hellish multilingual cerss 😮🎉😅the 😮🎉😅🎉🎉🎉😂🎉😮😮😮🎉😮😢😮😢

[@kitkatz_areyummy592]

OH MY GYATT, I LOVE THE ABOMINATIONAL DIGESTIBLE CEREAL TOO!!!! GANG HER IS MY FAVOURITE CHARACTER :D

[@imjustsilleh]

@@kitkatz_areyummy592 same i like gang grill

[@spikeybiscuit9251]

Pretty apt summary of internet culture of the early 2020s

[@PixPlaysoyeaaaaa]

Even if it's not exactly current year, I'll take that as a win :)

[@caminey7455]

That was the longest 2 minutes and 14 seconds of my life

[@PixPlaysoyeaaaaa]

Grand

[@soapycanthandle]

peak content. majestic to see

[@PixPlaysoyeaaaaa]

Thank you :). It's truly a relic of our times. XD

[@susamongus-mz5gh]

brainrot if it was actually funny

[@Silvermsm26wierdcore]

THIS GOT ME BURSTING OUT LUAGHING

[@Blue_Fish_Cadet]

Urm but where's skibidi toilet sigma male bopbop yes yes ☝️🤓

[@Fridgerator2pointoh]

"Its John from the amazing DiGeStIoNaL circus" 😭😭

[@Fish-Legs-the-o-fish-al]

This video just feels like how kids play imo. Messing with toys of their favorite tv characters, forcing them to get married and fight and everything, yk.

[@PixPlaysoyeaaaaa]

Well, it is based on KIDS content farms, so that's fair. Not that most kids content farms should even be for children, but...

[@kristieleeann9387]

Hered the parts i found funny: the start, LADY GRANCRACKER BANKBANK

[@mapg519]

and the comments are like: 😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🫃

[@Midnightaperson]

You can tell it was so hard to hold in your laughter- this is amazing

[@PixPlaysoyeaaaaa]

no idea why this was held for review, but yes, it very much was hard not to laugh. Glad you enjoyed!

[@kopiko102277]

This reads like a crack fic and if im not gonna write it, WHO WILL-

[@Housedwellercat]

This is going to blow up i think😭🙏 I FUKCING DIED OF LAUGHTER

[@PixPlaysoyeaaaaa]

Thank you so much! My goal has been fulfilled 👌

[@milkyway-j1e]

I came out exam and loved this it's so fucking funnyyy

[@PixPlaysoyeaaaaa]

Thank you lol

[@Shroom69-420]

I like the part where Pomni Playtime said "I am woman" and had an afro with John from the amazing digestinoal circus

[@VocaGlitzy-P]

you forgot fnf and hazbin/helluva btw

[@PixPlaysoyeaaaaa]

I'll keep that in mind!

[@jendragaming5179]

mancraft is my favorite game😍😍😍😍😍

[@ILUVMUSIC666]

I think the content farms would switch up the characters names to avoid copyright- SO CALLING JAX, JOHN IS SO ACCURATE

[@PixPlaysoyeaaaaa]

Nice 👌✨

[@tinywafflerat]

NOPE NOT 69 COMMENTS NOT TODAY

[@rowan404]

What’s truly tragic is that the vast majority of these characters are from content not suitable for kids.

[@PixPlaysoyeaaaaa]

Yeah, that's true..

[@meow_2763]

This is so accurate.

[@大円三とわはSMM]

you forgot to add numberblocks, bluey, and grimace

[@PixPlaysoyeaaaaa]

True, true

[@WolfyTheEpic]

more plz-- 😭

[@moji_mojyo]

do they actually still put balding in brainrot videos WHATCHOW CHOW CARL IS IN BRAIN ROT TOO??!?

[@Rasyleaf]

Such an amazing storyline, almost shedding a tear

[@Monster_GT-y5x]

Why is this so true bro this kind of stuff is what appears on my recommended videos when I give my phone to my little cousin

[@manyescoolDhamxhdeshds]

ChowChow Carles

[@JacobFiveash]

Cool! You just earned a new subscriber!

[@ZipThe_Bl0bCat]

I hate the fact that I watched this the entire way through without skipping or fast forwarding.

[@emiliavalentino7226]

I don't know how to describe this feeling.

[@Gamefilled]

FR

[@FireyBrazilfnfhhpayFan]

Very true But you forgot to put Bofend (Boyfriend) and Pibeh (Pibby)

[@PixPlaysoyeaaaaa]

Ah, dang

[@FireyBrazilfnfhhpayFan]

@@PixPlaysoyeaaaaa Also Have Evil Scary Pibeh Glitch (The Darkness From Pibby)

[@FFS12210]

Chowchow Carles stands out as my favorite character due to the profound and intricate arc he undergoes throughout the story. Initially presented as a somewhat enigmatic and reserved figure, his character gradually reveals layers of complexity and depth that captivate and resonate. Carles begins his journey burdened by a past shrouded in mystery, grappling with inner demons and external pressures that shape his stoic demeanor. However, as the narrative progresses, his resilience and hidden strength become apparent, showcasing a compelling transformation from a guarded individual to a beacon of leadership and empathy. His interactions with other characters highlight his growth, as he learns to trust and form deep connections, revealing a vulnerability that makes him all the more relatable and admirable. The turning point in his arc, where he confronts and overcomes a pivotal challenge, not only cements his role as a hero but also underscores themes of redemption and self-discovery. Through trials and triumphs, Chowchow Carles' journey is a testament to the power of perseverance and the human spirit, making his story both inspiring and unforgettable.

[@PixPlaysoyeaaaaa]

Truly inspirational~ We should all aspire to be like Chowchow Carles.

[@ShadeRave]

This is so accurate it hurts

[@hapersonname]

WHAT IS THIS AND WHY IS IT SO ACCURATE?!😭

[@PixPlaysoyeaaaaa]

everything great comes to you at midnight

[@hapersonname]

@@PixPlaysoyeaaaaa I have a feeling you made this at mignight

[@Russet-the-therian-or-Mr-No]

this is my brain deciding to be weird at 1 am

[@aeviarth-the-dragoness]

This video is so funny! ^.=.^

[@MrTwisterNo2]

READ THE SUBTITLES LOL

[@batesthomas2070]

I don't know what this is. I don't understand what this is about. It seems to make a lot of people happy, not all, but a lot. You keep on truckin' 🎉

[@PixPlaysoyeaaaaa]

thanks. never use that phrase again ✨✨

[@marioood]

maple leaf rag goes well with this

[@sniffxy]

what the

[@Fishwolfcrow]

Help what 😭

[@daesendri]

i bloody died

[@MechadonPrime]

Now do one about the endless ‘Alien Romulus’ trailers.

[@PixPlaysoyeaaaaa]

Sad, I don't think I've seen those. Maybe someday I'll get around to that, though :)

[@MechadonPrime]

@@PixPlaysoyeaaaaa It’s another very specific content farm for fake movie trailers

[@PixPlaysoyeaaaaa]

@@MechadonPrime Oooh, that's a fun idea

[@Randomlandum]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Nthegoodbot]

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY-

[@MrPillowStudios]

The lore is the good of the life.

[@PixPlaysoyeaaaaa]

Precisely my thoughts ✨️

[@OmarALT-z2m]

Yes

[@mesmo_n]

dont forget the "press the LIKE button to help!" 💀😭

[@PixPlaysoyeaaaaa]

Oh, of course of course how could I forget

[@chingqing0504]

forgot the unholy character body inflation

[@PixPlaysoyeaaaaa]

ah, darn... note for the sequel >:)

[@starrywolves1.v]

You forgot about all of them becoming women or pregnant at the end

[@PixPlaysoyeaaaaa]

LOL truee.

[@TAMLE394HD]

real

[@-AutumnLeafXD-]

This story is better than content farms

[@PixPlaysoyeaaaaa]

Just a story made by me and a friend at around midnight :)

[@thienthuytranle7760]

NO WAY ITS -DOGDAY- ANIMALNIGHT

[@PixPlaysoyeaaaaa]

FR

[@thesuperemeraldboat6194]

am I going insane or is insane going me

[@PixPlaysoyeaaaaa]

Precisely

[@leg8280ee]

inaccurate no pizza tower

[@josesonic64gamer96]

ok???????

[@giasfelfebrehber12]

wow i understood none of this

[@PixPlaysoyeaaaaa]

Spectacular. That is the exact effect I wanted.

[@Your-local-fnaf-upsest-moth]

Pomni play time XD

[@PixPlaysoyeaaaaa]

Be prepared to see Poppy from The AMAZING Digestional Circus next 👌

[@prospertikent]

Greatest video of all time

[@PixPlaysoyeaaaaa]

Thank you so much!

[@midnightgamer2088]

This is the funniest shit I’ve seen in a WHILE, and as a TADC fan “Pomni playtime” made me cry

[@PixPlaysoyeaaaaa]

Glad to hear lol

[@Punky_Grace]

What did I just watch 😭

[@PixPlaysoyeaaaaa]

Great question :D!

[@Cooldudelol1638]

Where's the nugget

[@Cooldudelol1638]

Edit: thanks for the heart

[@DreamingWisti]

I would recommend this movie to all my friends.

[@PixPlaysoyeaaaaa]

Too bad it's only 2 minutes 14 seconds long, so it's an extremely short movie.

[@DreamingWisti]

@@PixPlaysoyeaaaaa yeah..

[@CheeseyCat252]

Can i animate this

[@PixPlaysoyeaaaaa]

Yes.

[@leaf3lf57]

I love how jaxes name changes every 50 seconds

[@PixPlaysoyeaaaaa]

Changes each time >:)

[@PixPlaysoyeaaaaa]

Each name change (no idea why I wrote this): John Jen Jas Jam Jer Jay Jean Jet Jim Gap????? (The heck?? How could i ;-; i must have meant he smacked a gap beneath him with lightning powers and jacoby got caught in the crossfire) Captions: Jon Jacob Jones Julius Justin James Job June Joe Jail Jack Jak Jock Jacuzzi Joel Juicy Jim Juice Jcjenson Jeff Jefferson Jax

[@andethewolf9864]

😨😨😨😨😨😨

[@PixPlaysoyeaaaaa]

same

[@andethewolf9864]

what in pixplates is this video

[@PixPlaysoyeaaaaa]

@@andethewolf9864 just absorb it all in, andersoot

[@andethewolf9864]

i dont want to pixpalts

[@PixPlaysoyeaaaaa]

@@andethewolf9864 i added you as an approved user, whatever that means

[@Bubblegumtwipp]

Jonn??💀💀💀💀