Garbage Retrospective To The Lord Of The Rings

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Kilian Experience

Kilian Experience

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@KilianExperience
@KilianExperience 5 жыл бұрын
You don't have to ask for a Game Of Thrones Retrospective. It's gonna happen at some point Good News my subreddit has moved on from Grongo and now focuses on Crabs www.reddit.com/r/kilian/
@atlanticbird4587
@atlanticbird4587 5 жыл бұрын
guess what I read this title as - Game Of Thrones looooool
@ok-xp9lo
@ok-xp9lo 5 жыл бұрын
A
@MrLordbubasith
@MrLordbubasith 5 жыл бұрын
All hail King Kilian of House Experience, first of his name. protector of Comedy and men.
@protolanhan9824
@protolanhan9824 5 жыл бұрын
Mob Psycho Retrospective when?
@zoomzoom4377
@zoomzoom4377 5 жыл бұрын
GRONGOOOO
@sambarrett7532
@sambarrett7532 5 жыл бұрын
'Isildur responded.... lets make a pro and cons list' The weakness of man :(
@ZabazeeGames
@ZabazeeGames 5 жыл бұрын
that was funny af
@Generic65
@Generic65 5 жыл бұрын
i perished
@EnglishDreadnought
@EnglishDreadnought 5 жыл бұрын
The correct phrase was: "a cost-benefit analysis".
@mattias2576
@mattias2576 5 жыл бұрын
this moment is the birth of tier lists on youtube
@thegrayyernaut
@thegrayyernaut 4 жыл бұрын
@Pferd Schild Hesitation. That's what it was.
@RIUUI007
@RIUUI007 4 жыл бұрын
"I think Gandalf himself is probably bored of immortality and just tries random, fun shit to see what happens." Best conclusion ever.
@wildjammer1063
@wildjammer1063 4 жыл бұрын
Dr Bright anyone?
@TheSpellShell
@TheSpellShell 4 жыл бұрын
I think it's right btw We need to retrive our kindom from red dragon. Solution: Have a hobbit to sneak there. We need to destroy ring of power It's the end of the world sitiuation. Solution: Have a hobbit to sneak there.
@trueredpanda1538
@trueredpanda1538 4 жыл бұрын
Just like what I would do if I was imortal, so probably true 😂
@bermby
@bermby 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheSpellShell he’s two for two
@reservoirfrogs2177
@reservoirfrogs2177 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheSpellShell And he couldn't have picked better candidates either in the end. Whether he knew that at the time or not remains to be seen
@valtervete
@valtervete 5 жыл бұрын
"19 rings were sent out to people for free, no scam. Promise."
@sixravenx
@sixravenx 5 жыл бұрын
Look at me. I'm the Captain now
@aila6814
@aila6814 5 жыл бұрын
sauron was essentially a windows ech support scammer. "Please give me access to your rings and ill fix your issue. jk jk now i rule you."
@neireannach
@neireannach 5 жыл бұрын
Valter IT MAKES SENSE IF YOU READ THE SILAMARILILILILILIAN
@joepoelmans5910
@joepoelmans5910 5 жыл бұрын
​@@sixravenx Hanks has issues flying planes and captaining boats maybe he should just stay home?
@d.aardent9382
@d.aardent9382 4 жыл бұрын
HAHA...I was going to quote that also. :) nevermind
@nexuswolf780
@nexuswolf780 5 жыл бұрын
"You'll understand this book if you read this Bible I wrote for it." Lmao Tolkien is a hell of a guy.
@tiaaaron3278
@tiaaaron3278 4 жыл бұрын
"Also this Bible I wrote contradicts my other books a few hundred times. And it's unfinished."
@adrianatgaming8640
@adrianatgaming8640 4 жыл бұрын
@@tiaaaron3278 almost like the real bible!
@tiaaaron3278
@tiaaaron3278 4 жыл бұрын
@@adrianatgaming8640 Tolkien will come after you from afterlife.
@gauravnegi4312
@gauravnegi4312 Жыл бұрын
@@adrianatgaming8640 lmfao
@1stgradevernacular925
@1stgradevernacular925 5 жыл бұрын
"For killing the Balrog, Gandalf got enough XP for a class upgrade." BEST DESCRIPTION EVER!
@joepoelmans5910
@joepoelmans5910 5 жыл бұрын
I love the D&D pic online where the party is trying to figure out how many hitpoints the Balrog has which they say dont even waste your time so hes like ok how many hit points does the bridge underneath have? DM: Fuck....
@picklethebird1324
@picklethebird1324 4 жыл бұрын
He went from a tenth level wizard to a twentieth level wizard. And he doesn't use fireball...much respect.
@lubedbanana7109
@lubedbanana7109 4 жыл бұрын
Know you’re lore
@neer-do-wells5211
@neer-do-wells5211 4 жыл бұрын
Also the oldest joke ever...
@RandomTomatoSoup
@RandomTomatoSoup 4 жыл бұрын
thanks
@fuzzydunlop7928
@fuzzydunlop7928 5 жыл бұрын
"Some sergeant would probably lose his shit if you broke formation like that." Killian knows.
@lachyboy7379
@lachyboy7379 5 жыл бұрын
Best smoothie for beating the summer heat. Mellon. That killed me
@berosar
@berosar 5 жыл бұрын
i replayed it twice and i just had no idea what he said
@tzmtzt
@tzmtzt 5 жыл бұрын
Sarumans jodeling was about to kill me and that finished me off :D
@nukclear2741
@nukclear2741 2 жыл бұрын
@@tzmtzt *died of laughter*
@PhazonOmega
@PhazonOmega 5 жыл бұрын
Killian as Tolkien: The Lord of the Rings is 1200 pages. Me: Yep. Killian: It's a musical! Me: ...oh, wow, it is!
@the.invincible.9542
@the.invincible.9542 4 жыл бұрын
The only part he got wrong was that Tolkien actually went to his publisher to release Silmarillion first, but the publisher thought that it was too "Celtic" and not for children. LoTR was somehow published.
@fictionarch
@fictionarch 3 жыл бұрын
@@the.invincible.9542 wait what?
@Doddseyy
@Doddseyy Жыл бұрын
​@@the.invincible.9542got any sources? Im pretty sure the silmarillion was released years after he died because his son wanted it published...
@biotin456
@biotin456 5 жыл бұрын
"You cannot go over this bridge."
@donkosaurus
@donkosaurus 5 жыл бұрын
that has to be dumbledore's most famous quote
@byteresistor
@byteresistor 5 жыл бұрын
@@donkosaurus spoiler: aquaman drowns in the twin towers.
@scroogemcduck4594
@scroogemcduck4594 5 жыл бұрын
still gives me goosebumps
@hellatze
@hellatze 5 жыл бұрын
Your ability for walk are prohibited to bypass this rock structure for passing.
@Shadeius
@Shadeius 5 жыл бұрын
And funnily enough that's actually kinda closer to the spirit of the book than the film's line. In the book Gandalf says "You cannot pass." which is far more absolute than "shall not". "You shall not pass." = "I refuse to let you pass." "You cannot pass." = "There's absolutely nothing you can do that allows you to pass." "You cannot pass....I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. You cannot pass. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udûn. Go back to the Shadow! You cannot pass." - Gandalf
@colinrydell
@colinrydell 5 жыл бұрын
7:47 "and then they... *destroy furniture*... my Swedish heart!" :'(
@alfinandy1612
@alfinandy1612 5 жыл бұрын
"let's leave whiterun and leave to helms deep" these videos are so jam-packed with jokes i keep finding new ones every rewatch
@spikegilfer1997
@spikegilfer1997 5 жыл бұрын
"Euron Greyjoy shoots an arrow through time and space and kills Smaug." Peak.
@vardiganxpl1698
@vardiganxpl1698 2 жыл бұрын
He really is just that good in that one episode
@giantWario
@giantWario 5 жыл бұрын
Sam: ''I'm the real hero of this story'' Hell yes he is.
@commandertempest6391
@commandertempest6391 5 жыл бұрын
In the books it is described that Sam's fury when Shelob impaled Frodo was greater then that of any beast before in Middle-Earth and thereafter.
@AfferbeckBeats
@AfferbeckBeats 5 жыл бұрын
@@commandertempest6391 I was thinking it would have to be Fingolfin riding up to Melkor's place saying '1v1 me u prick' but that technically wasn't in Middle Earth
@catsarecool7247
@catsarecool7247 5 жыл бұрын
excuse me who is sam I was too distracted by this friend of Frodo fixing ford's mess ups. He is the true hero
@tiaaaron3278
@tiaaaron3278 4 жыл бұрын
@@commandertempest6391 Of course, Lord of the Rings was written by Frodo and Sam and they over-glorifies themselves to no end.
@tiaaaron3278
@tiaaaron3278 4 жыл бұрын
@@AfferbeckBeats Or when the dwarves murdered Thingol, the guy they stole from. Pesky hobbits have nothing on Elves and Dwarves, LMAO.
@PhazonOmega
@PhazonOmega 4 жыл бұрын
"After 2900 years, like every tenth person is a descendant of Isildur." Well, if you read the Silmarillion....
@Moldybaguette
@Moldybaguette 5 жыл бұрын
Lord Killian: Guardian of cliff notes and bringer of Pepsi crab
@jackbudi
@jackbudi 5 жыл бұрын
Grognak The Detroyer Attorney at Law *_Esquire M.D._* More like Bore Ragnarok
@zoomzoom4377
@zoomzoom4377 5 жыл бұрын
JackBudi Don’t stomp my villages bruh
@jackbudi
@jackbudi 5 жыл бұрын
Zoom Zoom I do that? Sorry I forgot
@jacencade4019
@jacencade4019 5 жыл бұрын
Pepsi crab is delicious
@zoomzoom4377
@zoomzoom4377 5 жыл бұрын
JackBudi seems to me like you’ve got amnosia
@okoios
@okoios 5 жыл бұрын
"What follows is a weird filler arc that a modern publisher would reject the entire book for" I'm dying
@frienderella
@frienderella 5 жыл бұрын
Perfect description of the Tom Bombadil segue
@reapingbeast6433
@reapingbeast6433 5 жыл бұрын
I Read Your Comment The Right Time He Said It
@birolklp5574
@birolklp5574 4 жыл бұрын
Friendbeard WOR hey don’t harass my man Tom bombadil.
@eliesh3833
@eliesh3833 4 жыл бұрын
It's funny, me and my mother were having a conversation about this book (as LOTR is her favorite books) and she said something really similar to this. That the whole Tom Bombadil thing was so useless that modern publishers would've outright rejected it.
@glowfishy6454
@glowfishy6454 4 жыл бұрын
@@eliesh3833 it's not really useless, it's how the Hobbits get their swords, it's world building and you learn why the west of Middle earth has become basically waste land. I really enjoyed that part.
@AmigoRoberto
@AmigoRoberto 5 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, the Simmillerrion has 42 pages dedicated to ways you can respond when confronted by someone who hasn't read the Simallerion.
@jameslegrand848
@jameslegrand848 5 жыл бұрын
Lol is that true ?
@patrickbuerke1390
@patrickbuerke1390 5 жыл бұрын
@@jameslegrand848 From a certain point of view. A great many things depend uopon your point of view
@BUSSTISEBOOST
@BUSSTISEBOOST 5 жыл бұрын
James Legrand you’ve got to read the Simerilion to find out
@RagbagMcShag
@RagbagMcShag 5 жыл бұрын
is that the answer to everything?
@obviousalias132
@obviousalias132 5 жыл бұрын
Another fun fact, the Samirleons are spelled differently every time they are mentioned
@helenwhs
@helenwhs 5 жыл бұрын
“I do not know what happens in the Silmarillion.” “The backstory of the Lord of the Rings is so cool, you guys! It deserves its own book.” Lol, good one.
@trequor
@trequor 4 жыл бұрын
Killian is the greatest shitposter of all time.
@rubberduckey111
@rubberduckey111 5 жыл бұрын
"The trees are having a political discussion, which is moving faster than a human political discussion." Truer words have never been spoken.
@colinrydell
@colinrydell 5 жыл бұрын
i lol'd at him pronouncing JRR Tolkien as "Gerrr" Tolkien
@codofwar666
@codofwar666 5 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, in one of his letters, Tolkien mentions that as a kid he signed things "JRRT", so his friends called him Jert.
@frienderella
@frienderella 5 жыл бұрын
Better than Jake Rowling
@d.aardent9382
@d.aardent9382 4 жыл бұрын
from when I was a kid I would always be reminded of Dallas and JR Ewing's name for some reason whenever I saw Tolkien's name on a book. I didnt even like Dallas or the characters. lol just weird what stuff gets stuck in your mind when a kid.
@mangopotato1803
@mangopotato1803 4 жыл бұрын
Better than Jolkein Rolkein Rolkein Tolkein
@trequor
@trequor 4 жыл бұрын
"Jake Rowling" is even funnier in my opinion
@frankitrkmic989
@frankitrkmic989 5 жыл бұрын
*Telling him the truth might make him depressed again.* "He wen't to live on a farm" F*CKING DYING
@SennaHawx
@SennaHawx 4 жыл бұрын
Unlike Theodred. Who totally is alive on that farm
@user-qv2mc3dw5o
@user-qv2mc3dw5o Жыл бұрын
wen’t
@obi-wankenobi8406
@obi-wankenobi8406 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much! I had to write a book report about it tomorrow and there isn't enough time to watch all of the movies. This video saved my life
@Rick586
@Rick586 5 жыл бұрын
That a real youngling mistake, my dude.
@ReisonsRandomness
@ReisonsRandomness 4 жыл бұрын
The door was password protected with the clue "best smoothie for killing the summer heat" Gandalf: "Melon"
@Cyranek
@Cyranek 5 жыл бұрын
theyre taking the hobbits to isengard
@TheFlipsta97
@TheFlipsta97 5 жыл бұрын
What did you say?
@asagoldsmith3328
@asagoldsmith3328 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheFlipsta97 the hobbits the hobbits the hobbits the hobbits to isengard to isengard
@chazzwozzio
@chazzwozzio 4 жыл бұрын
@@asagoldsmith3328 tell me where is Gandalf? for i much would like to speak to him
@asagoldsmith3328
@asagoldsmith3328 4 жыл бұрын
@@chazzwozzio a balrog of morgoth
@therobloxsimulation6023
@therobloxsimulation6023 4 жыл бұрын
@@asagoldsmith3328 what did u say?
@d.aardent9382
@d.aardent9382 4 жыл бұрын
"Tolkien Politeness Lesson: Don't eavesdrop... or you will be recruited to a suicide mission" "Tolkien Politeness Lesson 2: Dont steal vegetables... because you will be sent on a suicide mission" This vid is one hilarious line after another. very well done!
@hyperperson5026
@hyperperson5026 5 жыл бұрын
I don't think people give dumbledore enough credit he's my personal favourite lord of the rings character
@joshreichardt2485
@joshreichardt2485 5 жыл бұрын
Especially when he teamed up Aslan to bring down the wall.
@selinaytiryakioglu421
@selinaytiryakioglu421 5 жыл бұрын
"And finally we come to the Hobbit and Dumbledore isn't even in it!" "You mean Gandalf." "THEY ARE THE SAME PERSON!"
@madsante
@madsante 5 жыл бұрын
I especially like the point where Dumbledore calmly tells the balrog he may not pass.
@aakarshasoka6335
@aakarshasoka6335 5 жыл бұрын
The best scene was when he screamed at Obi Wan in Winterfell calmly.
@tuomasmatikainen1404
@tuomasmatikainen1404 5 жыл бұрын
dumbledore is in harry potter😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤 😤😤😤😤😤
@matthewgiles6858
@matthewgiles6858 5 жыл бұрын
"Let's Leave Whiterun and go to Helm's Deep." "...Errmm... your majesty, don't you mean Edoras?" ".... Yes. Right. What you said."
@doraeguyakaneddie6586
@doraeguyakaneddie6586 5 жыл бұрын
Why spend 9 hours watching the trilogy when you can watch all of Killians video in one sitting?
@jackbudi
@jackbudi 5 жыл бұрын
Yes
@noneedforid
@noneedforid 5 жыл бұрын
9 hours? That sounds like you're not watching the director's cut, like some sort of peasant?
@jackbudi
@jackbudi 5 жыл бұрын
noneedforid yeah. Directors cut? *_That’s not enough._* You gotta actually be there.
@lukec2004
@lukec2004 5 жыл бұрын
9 hours It's 12 hours and you watch that in one sitting
@esthern1486
@esthern1486 5 жыл бұрын
Exactly!
@MasterCharlie104
@MasterCharlie104 5 жыл бұрын
3:22 "It was published in 1937. Then for 13 years nothing important happened." Huh? What's the jo....oh. Oh God that's hilarious!
@idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472
@idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472 5 жыл бұрын
What's the joke
@MasterCharlie104
@MasterCharlie104 5 жыл бұрын
i don have any idea what to call my account A little something called WWII.
@idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472
@idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472 5 жыл бұрын
@@MasterCharlie104 thanks
@johnpaulsmajda
@johnpaulsmajda 4 жыл бұрын
i don have any idea what to call my account look into it, it was a pretty big deal in England (a country where Tolkien was from.)
@AlternateHistoryHub
@AlternateHistoryHub 5 жыл бұрын
"D&D adapt Lord of the Rings"
@blakkdeaff4460
@blakkdeaff4460 5 жыл бұрын
That would really SUBVERT MY EXPECTATIONS
@saffronic3026
@saffronic3026 5 жыл бұрын
Didn’t know you watched Kilian, pretty cool
@luna-ichigo6539
@luna-ichigo6539 5 жыл бұрын
I hope this will be a video on your channel and not reality lol
@syedraidarsalan4685
@syedraidarsalan4685 3 жыл бұрын
Make an alternative history video on what would have happened if D&D adapted Lord of the Rings instead of Peter Jackson.
@Freitag570
@Freitag570 3 жыл бұрын
I made a custom adaptation playing during the silmarillion in my party ^^ took me like a 150 hours to write one quest. But its a great time, since I could use so much things in the books as inspiration.
@rhysync7112
@rhysync7112 5 жыл бұрын
6:49 Basically shows Killian’s state of mind when writing the scripts for each video.
@marcuselias4412
@marcuselias4412 5 жыл бұрын
How did you know I just bingewatched the extended LOTR series??
@zyphoxfilms8418
@zyphoxfilms8418 5 жыл бұрын
Google is like mordors eye, it sees all.
@vaderglenn
@vaderglenn 5 жыл бұрын
@@zyphoxfilms8418 sauron is google ceo.....
@JKirkis9
@JKirkis9 5 жыл бұрын
Because it's what any self-respecting person would do after seeing the trash that is the GoT ending.
@Lastskykey
@Lastskykey 5 жыл бұрын
Same lmao I also just finished downloading them into my iPad for a second round
@sonny10242
@sonny10242 5 жыл бұрын
*Me: Oh, a Lord of the Rings video.* **Sees that it's by Kilian** **Sees Tom in the thumbnail** **SCREAMS IN KILIAN LORE**
@Aptmass
@Aptmass 5 жыл бұрын
12:15 His final thoughts were: *washing machine ad plays*
@justsomeguywithagasmask8203
@justsomeguywithagasmask8203 5 жыл бұрын
XD I had an albion online Ad starting right there.
@classifiedamphibian4649
@classifiedamphibian4649 5 жыл бұрын
Appliance direct
@Marcusaralius76
@Marcusaralius76 4 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that the majority of the Hobbit part consisted of footage from the greatest videogame of all time.
@barleysixseventwo6665
@barleysixseventwo6665 5 жыл бұрын
How can the Hobbit movies be rushed, underdeveloped, bloated, and drawn out at the same time? The answer is that you cannot contain greedy executives! Hollywood...finds a way!
@AfferbeckBeats
@AfferbeckBeats 5 жыл бұрын
Lindsay Ellis' videos detailing all this bullshit are many times more interesting than the movies themselves!
@DasOrmur
@DasOrmur 5 жыл бұрын
By skipping a lot of important/interesting bits and adding bullshit like basic elf bish loves handsome squiddwarf?
@qwertyasdfg6145
@qwertyasdfg6145 5 жыл бұрын
Hey, a dollar's a dollar.
@skulduggerypleasent9848
@skulduggerypleasent9848 3 жыл бұрын
It makes sense if you read the simililliom
@Fulgrim308
@Fulgrim308 4 жыл бұрын
"Can't produce low quality nylon Uruks" Todd Howard disliked that
@odynith9356
@odynith9356 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao lvl 20 defense mithril *runescape theme plays*
@joehuffman7410
@joehuffman7410 5 жыл бұрын
Dude that was grade A Nostalgic Humor right there.
@sirhoovythesandvichdispens6309
@sirhoovythesandvichdispens6309 5 жыл бұрын
Killian is fake news cuz mithril requires level 30 defense
@RagbagMcShag
@RagbagMcShag 5 жыл бұрын
@@sirhoovythesandvichdispens6309 No it requires 20 defence in Oldschool Runescape, and you shall have no other runescapes besides Oldschool.
@moonflowerpalace3872
@moonflowerpalace3872 5 жыл бұрын
@@RagbagMcShag Nice!
@sirhoovythesandvichdispens6309
@sirhoovythesandvichdispens6309 5 жыл бұрын
@@RagbagMcShag :O
@obi-wankenobi8406
@obi-wankenobi8406 4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact black paint was very expensive in the medieval ages because of how rare the ingredients were.
@pietrotettamanti7239
@pietrotettamanti7239 4 жыл бұрын
Rare? Like... soot?
@modedealer8155
@modedealer8155 4 жыл бұрын
@@pietrotettamanti7239 soot isnt paint idiot
@pietrotettamanti7239
@pietrotettamanti7239 4 жыл бұрын
@@modedealer8155 soot was an *ingredient* of black paint, idiot.
@modedealer8155
@modedealer8155 4 жыл бұрын
@@pietrotettamanti7239 and other ingredients? you wouldnt talk to me like this irl btw. youre pathetic.
@jeltje50
@jeltje50 4 жыл бұрын
@@modedealer8155 lol calm
@Ne5uks
@Ne5uks 5 жыл бұрын
Your swedish accent is almost more pronounced than Lemmino, i love it
@katya261
@katya261 4 жыл бұрын
"best smoothie for beating the summer heat" "melon" This got me
@ietsbram
@ietsbram 5 жыл бұрын
because a guy shows up to debate historical accuracy. litterly hurt my ribs from laughing
@anderralph
@anderralph 5 жыл бұрын
7:54 and then they destroy furniture *MY SWEDISH HEART*
@kylevyrel97
@kylevyrel97 5 жыл бұрын
18 minutes?! Clearly based from the books!
@selda2528
@selda2528 5 жыл бұрын
true
@Fuar11
@Fuar11 5 жыл бұрын
19 minutes, for 19 rings
@Lololsans
@Lololsans 5 жыл бұрын
*games
@Kaipyro67ALT
@Kaipyro67ALT 5 жыл бұрын
"The Hobbit: An Unexpected Three Movies" needs to be a video essay.
@Ladstra
@Ladstra 5 жыл бұрын
God damnit, imagine a movie being a masterpiece, a meme, a bad movie, a detailed movie and a amazing movie all in one.
@MK-13337
@MK-13337 5 жыл бұрын
Backstory time: 14:06 Aragorn (or rather the actor that plays Aragorn) broke his toe while kicking that heavy head prop. The shouting and kneeling is not part of the script but was kept in since it fits.
@ay2257
@ay2257 5 жыл бұрын
Hold my boiled crab, I'm going in
@stevenmattrell3448
@stevenmattrell3448 4 жыл бұрын
“You’re all short, you should rob a dragon.” - Gandalf
@fealubryne
@fealubryne 5 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh, Killian, it's been a really rough day so far and seeing one of my absolute favorite series summed up by one of my favorite KZbinrs was exactly what I needed today.
@Serai3
@Serai3 4 жыл бұрын
"The Hobbit, or Three Unexpected Movies" SUBSCRIBED
@lukec2004
@lukec2004 5 жыл бұрын
13:04 Hear that Bethesda, a servant of the dark lord is more honorable
@presidentduckling
@presidentduckling 5 жыл бұрын
10:48 "He reached level 20 and-" RUNESCAPE MUSIC PLAYS
@smilE-vu4rz
@smilE-vu4rz 5 жыл бұрын
You're a good man, thank you
@lukec2004
@lukec2004 5 жыл бұрын
*Theon intensifies*
@0That_Guy0
@0That_Guy0 2 жыл бұрын
No idea how many times I’ve watched this since it came out. It’s so well done and packed with great lines!
@sigilbreaker2628
@sigilbreaker2628 5 жыл бұрын
Good old Lord of the Rings Online music, ah, nostalgia.
@nerdygem8620
@nerdygem8620 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you Kilian, I've had a really shitty day and this cheered me up. Before I felt as bad as that crab you boiled.
@jonasrichtervoiceacting1371
@jonasrichtervoiceacting1371 4 жыл бұрын
Amazing how Kilian tells the story more accurate than the films :D His Gandalf impression alone gave me chills! 10/10 His imitation skill even kills trolls.
@theLV2
@theLV2 5 жыл бұрын
This video is an instant classic, truly one of your finest works.
@qtarokujod3401
@qtarokujod3401 5 жыл бұрын
This post was made by LoTR subreddit.
@joshuarenzdancel9825
@joshuarenzdancel9825 4 жыл бұрын
God damn I lost it at Arwen's intro saying "Ranger" the way orcs do in Shadow of Mordor, knowing the context and randomly hearing it in a killian experience review of LOTR is just glorious
@Killjoy45
@Killjoy45 4 жыл бұрын
Pippin: Hey, it's Earth Day! Do you think Saruman celebrates Earth Day? - So they went to check and noticed the lights are *STILL ON!!!!!* *Boss music plays*
@hannahmusick8622
@hannahmusick8622 5 жыл бұрын
Every time a piece of LOTRO music started, I jumped a little. 10/10. Well done.
@caterpillardilly
@caterpillardilly 5 жыл бұрын
I've waited for this my entire life I swear to god
@RagbagMcShag
@RagbagMcShag 5 жыл бұрын
I too can die in peace now
@leelen2907
@leelen2907 5 жыл бұрын
Saruman: "You chose pain!" Gandalf: "Weeeeeeeeeeee" get's the world's most impressive upsy daisy.
@trygveplaustrum4634
@trygveplaustrum4634 5 жыл бұрын
Looking forward to you covering how Saruman takes over the Shire. No, really. That's a thing in the books.
@tanith117
@tanith117 5 жыл бұрын
Thew Scorching of the Shire. Where JR Tolkein lets lose his views on Industrialization vs Country life.
@jacobmeade1045
@jacobmeade1045 5 жыл бұрын
Trygve Plaustrum Eesti?
@trygveplaustrum4634
@trygveplaustrum4634 5 жыл бұрын
Boy, I get that a lot. I'm American, but I like Estonia. Ma saan selle palju. Ma olen Ameerika, aga mulle meeldib Eesti.
@NMahon
@NMahon 5 жыл бұрын
@@tanith117 *scouring of the Shire
@breadeater7192
@breadeater7192 4 жыл бұрын
The Ring will change size to fit its wearer. The question is, will it fit every body part you want to put it onto?
@chair2945
@chair2945 3 жыл бұрын
Jeez...
@thomasdawicki141
@thomasdawicki141 2 жыл бұрын
And it can change size against the person's will. Saron decides that you lose dick privileges
@ajadha1
@ajadha1 5 жыл бұрын
Killian, I'm immeasurably triggered by you calling Prince Glorfindel of Gondolin "A RANDOM ELF"
@lastfullast8819
@lastfullast8819 4 жыл бұрын
A random elf with named ‘Prince Glorfindel of Gondolin’.)
@Lanval_de_Lai
@Lanval_de_Lai 4 жыл бұрын
Why? Because he appeared in your bible the Sirilmerlion?
@slome815
@slome815 4 жыл бұрын
@@Lanval_de_Lai He is a rather epic character in it. Managed to kill a balrog, returned from the halls of Mandos, part of the white council. The silmarillion is a great book, at least once you get past the valaquenta.
@Sad-Lesbian
@Sad-Lesbian 4 жыл бұрын
@@slome815 so what you're saying is that it makes sense if you read the armadillion?
@trueredpanda1538
@trueredpanda1538 4 жыл бұрын
@@lastfullast8819 no, he is not badass, a true badass would be peppin, didn't you watch the video? 😧
@PhoenixRiseinFlame
@PhoenixRiseinFlame 4 жыл бұрын
Worm tongue: Do you have any proof WLABLABLABABA” I died lol
@Gfreak250
@Gfreak250 5 жыл бұрын
Gandalf walks up to Saruman Saruman: Hello Gandalf. You see, I'm an energy man and you are an Ancient Wizard. You as an Ancient Wizard can provide enough energy to make me powerful enough to take over the World.
@kriskristen
@kriskristen 5 жыл бұрын
Is wearing a team plasma shirt under the cloak 😂
@Gfreak250
@Gfreak250 5 жыл бұрын
@@kriskristen😂
@vlcek2228
@vlcek2228 3 жыл бұрын
"The king has a daughter who isn't really into Aragorn... then she finds out that he's 87 and she is into it." LOL
@ArchetypeGotoh
@ArchetypeGotoh 5 жыл бұрын
Oh excellent, you’ve got the GameCube game! But actually though, the Silmarillion is the best book of the series
@MostLikelyMortal
@MostLikelyMortal 5 жыл бұрын
ArchetypeGotoh it’s the best book to read if you enjoy reading about elves fucking up and getting sad about fucking up.
@danielgray1394
@danielgray1394 5 жыл бұрын
Dunno, Children of Hurin is also absolutely amazing
@clena9251
@clena9251 5 жыл бұрын
Can I just say how much I love you for using LotRO Soundtracks?
@OzReviews2
@OzReviews2 5 жыл бұрын
KILLIAN YOU'RE THE BEST KZbinR I'VE EVER SEEN! ❤ (i am also Swedish)
@tosh40638
@tosh40638 5 жыл бұрын
I also think Killian is the best KZbinr. (I am not Swedish, but my furniture is)
@OzReviews2
@OzReviews2 5 жыл бұрын
@@dontspikemydrink9382 I am not 1000% sure but i think that it was a Killian Quote
@budgetlifter
@budgetlifter 5 жыл бұрын
@@dontspikemydrink9382 lol i genuinly believe Sweden could use some Islamophobia after what's going on. And a phobia is a irrational fear, wich chertainly doesn't add up with what's happening in sweden. Enjoy your diversity dawg
@dontspikemydrink9382
@dontspikemydrink9382 5 жыл бұрын
@@budgetlifter i genuinely think you are worthless piece of trash
@dontspikemydrink9382
@dontspikemydrink9382 5 жыл бұрын
@@OzReviews2 no
@griffinpuff5292
@griffinpuff5292 5 жыл бұрын
Oh god...the Bree Soundtrack from Lotro...dem feels
@eduardmanu6462
@eduardmanu6462 5 жыл бұрын
You missed the part where smaug went roar
@mypowerbob
@mypowerbob 4 жыл бұрын
"Lets make a pros and cons list" made me favorite the video
@lukec2004
@lukec2004 5 жыл бұрын
*FINALLY, what I was waiting for*
@shenronrulez
@shenronrulez 5 жыл бұрын
Always found it funny that Gimli thought it was safe to go through Moria, when nobody had heard from them in years
@vianneyferrand2893
@vianneyferrand2893 5 жыл бұрын
"Good morning mister Baggingson" you've killed me bro
@legorohan
@legorohan 5 жыл бұрын
i know this sounds pathetic but this really brightened my day... i was totally having the worst day ever but honestly your videos are some of the only stuff i can manage to watch and i love this so much :)))
@Lawlietftw30
@Lawlietftw30 5 жыл бұрын
I'm glad Killian remembered his catchphrase. Even if he couldn't say it this time.
@catsarecool7247
@catsarecool7247 5 жыл бұрын
Kilain as somebody who has just finished watching this movie I can tell you this. I learned so much I didn't know about the movies thank you.
@Vandar54
@Vandar54 5 жыл бұрын
Love the use of the LOTRO soundtrack! :D
@sleekotter1109
@sleekotter1109 5 жыл бұрын
18:00 "And it's moving faster than human politics" lmao. If you don't get it oof.
@johnivanoplimo5172
@johnivanoplimo5172 5 жыл бұрын
What's 'taters, precious?
@elevate07
@elevate07 5 жыл бұрын
*PO* *TA* *TOES* *?*
@Moo_Moo117
@Moo_Moo117 5 жыл бұрын
Love it killian. You remain one of the few KZbin's who can genuily makes me laugh
@The_Reviewist
@The_Reviewist 5 жыл бұрын
"Then he grabs them and they really regret not telling they're adults..." I had to stop watching for 5 minutes I was laughing so hard. Bravo.
@ahmadtarek7763
@ahmadtarek7763 5 жыл бұрын
This was such a good video , can't wait for return of the killian . Man I had super duper fun watching the extended edition of these movies for like a day every year or so .
@munmanammaammanamnum1907
@munmanammaammanamnum1907 5 жыл бұрын
Perfect timing! I am just reading the book xD Btw. love ur vids!!! :D
@RagbagMcShag
@RagbagMcShag 5 жыл бұрын
Is it worth the read? looking for new stuff... or new old stuff ya know
@munmanammaammanamnum1907
@munmanammaammanamnum1907 5 жыл бұрын
@@RagbagMcShag Yeah in my opinion it is more than worth it!! Don't know what books u like tho but I love it (even if it's that old xD)
@notablenova6959
@notablenova6959 5 жыл бұрын
Only ever seen the hobbit films, thanks for explaining the rest of the series for me. It all makes so much more sense
@Butzebaer
@Butzebaer 5 жыл бұрын
"What is the best smoothie to fight summer's heat?" "Mel-on!" - I laughed way harder about that, than I should have.
@suenzhong7891
@suenzhong7891 5 жыл бұрын
As someone who loved both the book and movies since I was seven, this was not garbage but glorious fanservice. Keep it my dude.
@Vanishedcash
@Vanishedcash 5 жыл бұрын
Iconic quote: He- Kilian: NO
@LrnecBuma
@LrnecBuma 5 жыл бұрын
Actually really informative. I've always watched the films as background to playing video games. Never watched them start to finish in one sitting.
@sebi506
@sebi506 5 жыл бұрын
I love-hate being so early to a video that it's not even available in HD.
@LordofFullmetal
@LordofFullmetal 4 жыл бұрын
You are hilarious, my man. I cannot describe how much I love your content.
@ShinySwalot
@ShinySwalot 5 жыл бұрын
Wow, this review of the new Sonic movie looks amazing!
@jackbudi
@jackbudi 5 жыл бұрын
They really did change his design
@jamestown8398
@jamestown8398 5 жыл бұрын
Tolkien Lessons + If you eavesdrop, you WILL be sent on a suicide mission + If you steal vegetables, you WILL be sent on a suicide mission + If you give in to peer pressure, you WILL be sent on a suicide mission + Mountain Climbing is a rewarding hobby
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