KILL TONY

[@tiptopmagoo1435]

Klitche brothers got me by surprise. I thought for sure it was going to be horrible but they were awesome.

[@peterwelsh1932]

It's spelled "Clitorus Maximus, Carpe"

[@FeRReT421]

where can we find them?????

[@davidkleitch40]

@@FeRReT421 @kleitchbros

[@ryanmoore8165]

maybe its bc im watching years later but it seemed hacky. not for me.

[@mattasticmattattack8546]

If William Montgomery had 2 younger brothers who hated him and hides his zantac 75

[@tonygonzales876]

Started watching KT a few months ago and MAAAAN… having the band do different characters while also playing, adds a layer of extra funny to the show, kind of sucks not having them in the new episodes. Hope they bring them back.

[@MrDylanHole]

hell yeah, brother the show indefinitely moved to Austin and i suppose the band did not

[@Edwardosanchez6969]

It’s not gonna happen, at least we have jetski every now and then. Tony invited them back on not too long ago and Jeremiah did the one bit Tony hated the most

[@tre_3509]

Yeah nice job not telling what bit you obviously know what is 🙄​@@Edwardosanchez6969

[@trebordrum]

Congratulations for being the rare new kill Tony fan who shows props to the old band. Most of the new fans last year or two totally suck for assuming they know WTF they’re talking about instead of being wise like you and going back to watch the old episodes so that they could have a clue -which they don’t. It’s OK to not have a clue as long as you know you don’t have a clue yet almost all of the new kill Tony fans have no clue at all yet act like they know what they’re talking about and jump in the comment section and get a bunch of likes from other clueless new kill Tony’s fans and I wish they were like you and wud go back and appreciate the whole progression of this sho. Because us old heads see Almost all newbies are lame as fuck😘

[@hooperleblanc7246]

@@Edwardosanchez6969the milk puke?

[@jesseobadiah]

The days before Hans. Nice

[@DanGutierrez7]

I like Hans.

[@MrAwesomeone]

Y'all don't allow repeat minutes unless it's Kam Patterson on episode 644

[@MrAwesomeone]

Which by the way i love kam he's probably my favorite comedian but rules are rules

[@rosshurt795]

Kam is straight garbage

[@TheUnitedWeStand1776]

I love how Brian didn't edit in the ad reads into the middle of the show

[@georgethomas5417]

Dude when Jeremiah said that girl looks like the inside of a vacuum cleaner lol

[@SheySkeedy]

THE ACCURACY

[@runswithraptors]

Her tone changed after that, definitely changed the mood. Tony is a narcissistic prick sometimes

[@marcosisnothere]

You could tell she was upset about that one 😂

[@Flayerthehatebound]

Jeremiah's news reporter team is the best

[@gooddeez]

Whett Backs, Tadd Gay and Chet Lightning 😂 GOATs

[@sock4919]

William Montgomery is absolutely destroying in this episode. Had me crying laughing just as hard as Tony. Amazing stuff.

[@Straytmusic3]

36 mins in and jeramiahs puppet joke has me rollinggggg

[@jonathanpenman1958]

44:40 Tony declares no minutes are allowed to be repeated. Yet in this weeks last episode 5/29/23 David Lucas essentially repeats his entire minute from the week before and is greated with enthusiasm. Have the rules now changed? Or can only regulars be boring?

[@aminakamran6969]

I think you’re thinking too deeply about this, Jonathan.

[@nickmagwood9200]

@@aminakamran6969nah he’s right. I think it’s why David retired so early. He couldn’t handle the weekly pressure

[@pickyglicky5174]

Kam repeated his set the other night too smh

[@dustweb6833]

Idk why but Tony dying when William was up made me laugh way to hard

[@fanden93]

i think it was sarcastic laughter

[@trentlomelino]

The twins got the it. The dui story funny af.

[@alexanderjeromewhite2380]

"Got the it" that phrase really just grinds my gears for some reason

[@coolboarder]

@@alexanderjeromewhite2380 THIS JUST IN - Looks like you "Got the it" in youtube comments

[@davidkleitch40]

Thank you. Follow us @kleitchbros if you like

[@MMAKOTV]

1:04:12 Jeff wanted to give the guy a handshake but he nervously jetted off the stage I hope he’s doing better now

[@fondofsauce]

Jeremiah Watkins is a genius

[@stemid85]

"It's nice to have data...", "When you don't have anything else" 🤣

[@matejoh]

William Montgomery looks exactly like my ex's latest victim.

[@johnhenry4]

Drink every time Tony says Hell Yeah

[@BodieMoto]

When are you gonna have Theo on? Gang Gang

[@cmrnk3554]

Bodie FPS I’ve heard tony make fun of him lots, so it’s hard to say. Hopefully soon though.

[@daveolaughs]

He's been on twice that I know of

[@kellyadams9284]

Theo??? Really???? AAAAHAHAHAHAHA

[@daveolaughs]

@@kellyadams9284 yes 129 and 199

[@MrWatsonToYou]

DYK Theo was a rapper? kzbin.info/www/bejne/jmSrZnV4drOCf8k

[@xxatvxx]

Lets hear from our sponsors AND WE'RE BACK

[@sock4919]

“Molly Kaufman”, who has asthma, glasses, and is constantly going “eugh bleh ugh wehhh”, didn’t know she was Jewish?

[@rudypineda89]

jeff ross looks like dana white if the ufc went bankrupt

[@doctoroctos]

he looks like a very satisfied baby

[@themadifuki]

This should have atleast 10k likes ctfuuu

[@jimboslice375]

If I had a dollar for everytime I've heard tony make the myth busters joke I'd be a hundredaire

[@Xaveth]

The episode in which BrianRedban finds his prototype of the outro song. Soooo close! He knows it's gotta be K-pop and in episode 321, he nails it.

[@ikedewinter1213]

Ep 422 has the best version

[@Xaveth]

@@ikedewinter1213 Oh cool. I'll take a listen to it. Thank you.

[@haf8458]

It is amazing how many people that don’t have talent who move away from their lives to pursue entertainment with no backup plan

[@skeptical4446]

AHAHHAHA fuck that so funny. I have that exact thought every time I watch Kill Tony

[@blackout2430]

Well, in all fairness because of people in the comments section, can you even have a back up plan? Seems like everybody is this perfect Christian and they crucify everybody for bad one minute. I do get what you mean to an extent but I gotta play devils advocate here.

[@eliotgardner1856]

One of my favorite William Montgomery spots

[@ross6518]

Wow those twins were incredible! I missed this episode and just came back and watched it and they are probably my favorite of all time. Up there with Malcolm & Ali

[@Runesocesius]

They are pro ready in my opinion. 3 years and showing a lot of promise.

[@davidkleitch40]

Thanks

[@doctoroctos]

I feel like they should just ask if they are unemployed/homeless, walk dogs, work tables, or they are an uber driver.

[@gadaffitoohottie1231]

It's a space on the bingo card 😆

[@RsPker141]

William Montgomery killed it once again lol

[@FungusMossGnosis]

No love for Jake Beckman?

[@The51stAgent]

huh? Dude is the unfunniest regular I've ever seen.

[@TheBLars]

The guy at 1:00:00 is now an expert at getting sympathy. I know the type.

[@emmanuelfernandez9509]

Jeff standing and clapping at the sound of the music while everyone is sitting reminds me of going to church under the influence

[@aandersson971]

Dude Jermiah is steering this ship hard

[@hunteryarbrough7384]

1:18:00 was the lee syatt laughing in the background?

[@Noogymonster]

I get its about the cringe, but sometimes its so bad I have to actually skip ahead. Damn this shit too powerful.

[@moihawk666]

1:32:39 tony is already confused and someone gets up and his brain just starts firing on all cylinders... fantastic!

[@alexdevries8761]

She's Cassandra Cass a male to female transgender. Tony knows her, she did a few minutes. He knows whats going on and sees that she really dislikes the jokes. Thats kinda why in the end he involves her and really bashes the guy.

[@michaelpea3742]

I wish that they had closeups of comedians faces.

[@Hellaframes]

the funniest moment in the show for me is when michael lehrer played rambo and they zoomed in on his face 😂😂😂 pure gold

[@CCCTTT3737]

The lesbain with the hair cut IS a young MARK CUBAN!!!!!!! no wayyy hahaahah Tony "throw that in the mix" Hinchcliffe

[@justinhart8744]

Give it up to KillTony for reminding me not to buy more beer and take my ass to work tonight! KillTony because being homeless is hilarious when it’s not you!

[@realjoshb]

“Cool” 😂

[@samnorris3649]

So it's not okay to say anything mean about transgenders that might upset them... yet an actual woman they tore to absolute shreds with fat jokes to the point she left the stage and the show, probably in tears. lol, okay.

[@AUSROTTENY2K]

lol tears falling on a fucking whopper.

[@timy9197]

They also seemed to be unfazed by catholic raping a baby joke from the same set

[@stevek9086]

12th Favorite podcast !

[@tamasviczian4594]

1:14:54 shadow ghost passing by of a freakin' rat or something?

[@sassycharbonneau7362]

Lol. A food tray.

[@MegaAwesomeguys]

Klitche brothers was awesome lol, i wish they came more 😂

[@davidkleitch40]

Kleitch bros 😉

[@davidkleitch40]

Oh and Thanks!

[@JustinBlazzzee]

@@davidkleitch40 What are you guys up to now? I just found this episode tonight and searched you guys on KZbin and was sure you were going to have a channel with like 100k followers.

[@davidkleitch40]

@@JustinBlazzzee We’re working in Phoenix now. Still trying to get booked when we can.

[@JagdeepSingh-bs3cw]

Jake looks and talks like Colby Covington

[@danm1063]

Nothing greater than Tony's laugh

[@yurpndurpnslurpn]

Love the weather with the weatherman...Wet Backs

[@drake.707]

Kinda funny how that last guy Jake has the same exact interview every single time he's on the show.

[@LM-sy4pm]

Drake lol do you know which episodes he was on?

[@saraseveryn8650]

This was so entertaining!

[@tornpaper6166]

wow, Jeff Ross seems like a really cool and nice guy. Did not expect that.

[@KarlenBell]

Yeah, really cool, like the way he shook hands with everyone and tried to motivate the comedians.

[@HoodRatBass]

@@KarlenBell he better do that. but he not funny off rip and consistently not funny on everything else

[@spencersudduth8299]

@@HoodRatBass I need you to read what you commented out loud and tell me if it makes sense.

[@HoodRatBass]

@@spencersudduth8299 oh no autocorrect turned “do” into “does”. Ima go commit sudoku now

[@MMAKOTV]

@@HoodRatBass you think that’s the only issue with what you said? Your forte in school obviously wasn’t English The sudoku joke was funny though

[@bradchristensen2728]

First Kill Tony ever.

[@nickzinc9695]

Devora looks like Tony in a goth phase

[@samfitzhugh6907]

Nah she looks like a cult leader from Nebraska

[@shellbacksclub]

"I'll eat pot!"... & The whole creamy caserole that was in it!

[@MMAKOTV]

Has Tony ever given a bucket pull a handshake? Every time they walk by he just pretends to be too busy picking the next name lol

[@Your_friend_Jake]

He's said before that if he gives you a handshake then he would have to give everyone a handshake.

[@Hellaframes]

it’s rare. he does give out “don’t kill yourself fist bumps” though lol

[@noahcorbitt7259]

Criminal offense lawyer....you ever heard of that Tony??😂 worst criminal defense lawyer ever if they’re on the offense

[@tre_3509]

1:02:42 too bad they wouldn't can cam for repeating minutes

[@BoyGeorgiaX]

Awesome episode

[@js78910]

I bet Brian is glad he doesn't have to say "ruraled" famous anymore 🤣

[@RhoTheArtist]

44:35

[@Xaveth]

@26:16 "That's how YOU get a DUI." 🤣😂

[@davidkleitch40]

@kleitchbros

[@The__Gent]

First comic is in over her head and has the crazy eyes. Time to become an accountant

[@rileygally2967]

I genuinely feel bad for anyone that doesn’t understand William’s advanced humour

[@MexiRican661]

Advanced? That’s funny

[@MichaelBricardo]

Saying it's advanced it's crazy lmaoooo, he just rambles about random shit that he finds in each day's newspaper but does it in a way that's funny. Nothing advanced about it, just a great comedian that breaks away from the norms and people love that.

[@rileygally2967]

He’s a comedic genius sorry if you just don’t get it 🤷‍♀️

[@MexiRican661]

@@rileygally2967 hell nah! He just yells, dresses stupid, and does shitty improve. Austin has a shitty sense of humor.

[@WRoark]

1:32:42 look at tony look at the girl getting up in the background

[@SweetDerek]

He looked because he knows her, she is trans and been on the show before. He realized she got upset with the jokes maybe listen too instead of just watching 👍

[@r.c.l2569]

@@SweetDerek the roasting on the show is funny, your try at roasting in the comments come off as rude and small minded. Also Tony wants that dude. Easy to see.

[@SweetDerek]

@@r.c.l2569 I’m not roasting idiot, it was literally a regular that came to shows in L.A. that is legit TRANS. There is no insult. I’m stating that he noticed she left because he is aware of her. Learn how to read and know wtf you are talking about before responding clueless.

[@ZedNebuloid]

What's the song in the very beginning?

[@ryanmoore8165]

holy Lord Redban actually made me laugh for once.

[@AdamThoba2]

52:41 yeah J Dubbs is stoned to next sunday in this episode. And Jeff Ross is boss and Hinchcliffe ripped buddy hard with the cell phone..wonder if he would have thrown him out.

[@TEL250r]

The dude on the sacks was killing it and should do 60seconds

[@kazdenthrasher7958]

1:32:43 Tony getting a lil distracted there

[@RayRae559]

She said she doesn't smoke weed kuz of her asthma. Meanwhile I got my medicinal Marijuana card FOR having asthma.

[@Laffhole]

literally everyone said they were out of breath in their set. was satisfying when julian's repeat set was called out and they booted him. my ears got deja vu

[@tiptopmagoo1435]

I know this is an old episode but if anyone was wondering if Jeremiah Watkins is as funny in his stand up as he is on kill tony and the answer is no. He is even better ! Just seen him mid pandemic at Acme and holy shit it was awesome.

[@moihawk666]

you got me on the first half i was like "wtf did this guy just say " and then you made me laugh with the turn around. well played

[@4Everlast]

1:38:26 The lady guy is a real attention who... so... He seems to actually be a she. Damn. Full circle once again.

[@robertcece6972]

The guy at 58:58 has B-6 poisoning. I thought I had fibromylagia, chronic fatigue, insomnia, food allergies to everything... it all came from taking a multi-vitamin with B-6. I went on a low B-6 diet for 2 yrs and all my "food allergies" AND my pain & fatigue & insomnia completely disappeared. I can eat dairy, wheat, corn, peanuts, soy I don't react to anything anymore. Joe Rogan is mostly smart but not a chemist. I'm a chemist who accidentally poisoned myself with B-6 and was able to see the signs. Rogan can't see the signs in himself but his problem with concentration, losing words, citing wrong information is all from that Alpha Brain crap he's poisoning his brain with. His memory & functioning will only decline at a rapid rate the more years he's taking it.

[@theanti-psychoticnews1435]

Who can forget such timeless classics as "I'm single. I'm holding out for a black or an oriental". Holy shit, that killed me. William making it look easy.

[@WrangleMcDangle]

master class

[@nicholaijones]

william slays in this one

[@timoniksen9857]

Good to see frank castle chilling in front

[@codelz187]

those twins were legit.

[@ChemistRNS]

Boo him if it makes you happy is Tony's greatest quote

[@Dwindysmack]

The irony of all the gay and trans jokes and Tony’s attitude shift now that he’s in Texas.

[@melindalovewell3692]

Winnie the pooh on parole got me

[@brianenwude5722]

1:34:31 Cassandra Cass just get up and leaves cause the guy is roasting trans :D

[@Edelce]

it was xbox lobby comedy at best, terrible guy

[@JagdeepSingh-bs3cw]

That waitress at 56:20 is jacked

[@aaronupton4584]

Its funny how Tony actively tried to cancel the last dude for "being mean".. The guy wasnt really funny, and he could've worded it better, but comedies about pushing the limits. Tony was so hung up on the "being mean to trans people" thing, he didnt even mention what the dude said about a baby... I think in 5 years, with his own cancellation for "being mean", and his move to Texas, Tonys dropped a lot of that California pussification..

[@ickyjuice1952]

Dude, imagine how fucking hilarious it would have been if Jeremiah hadn't brought it up, they let the dude do another joke, and he just did the exact same minute a 3rd time 😅

[@soldbyToosdae]

Homelessness here is not the same as real poor homelessness

[@slalialley3786]

1:01:58 "That thing's keeping you happy?"

[@FlobberwellGweneveve]

1:04:24 you can see at this point the vast vast difference between a veteran comedian like jeff ross and a self-absorbed newbie like tony right here. Jeff can clearly understand and comprehend the man's struggle and pain, and can bring out that depth. All tony is focusing on is dumb, mean-spirited jokes that aren't even funny. Instead of depth, at this point tony says "oh, add another thing to his list of craziness"

[@FlobberwellGweneveve]

@@TheWiseRealizer nope. He felt for the guy, and Tony was just too dull-witted to get it. Tony is still a juvenile-minded type of dude. It shows when held next to a vet like Jeff.

[@TheWiseRealizer]

lmao you cant read body language stop, they both dont care and arent taking it that seriously, which is obviously what you dont understand, because youre thinking too much about it and taking it too seriously. Its also dumb to assume Jeff Ross wouldnt just speak his mind if he was offended or embarrassed. Its condescending and frankly harmful that you think victims deserve some huge pity party. Its a comedy show not Doctor f**king Phil. The Veteran chose to come up, he chose to share those things, he most likely consciously or unconsciously chose the things that lead him to where hes at in life. Jeff already threw him gold with that entire interaction.

[@LTKK]

The short haired lady has a nice personality, but damn they roasted her good 😂. Nice lady though.

[@tofutoph]

I think she felt uncomfortable with the hair jokes and Jeremiah roasting her. She took it well though.

[@Sundlofmusicalengineering]

Tony always says young Howard Stern same joke !

[@loganjorel7413]

Jeff getting upset over Molly's 1 minute is so fitting

[@user-bt2od3yw1b]

This show was soo much better with Jeremiah, Joel, Chroma Chris and Jetski doing characters. The old band is great, they should've integrated them with the new band

[@deansan4250]

Oh s*** and Joel Berg: it was Wett Baxter 🤗

[@Taskforce1]

not a robinhood ad 😂

[@PuesYaTeDigoTu]

i thought Tony was going to be trigered by Redban saying what carnivore means

[@RBRTSWORLD]

cant repeat minutes, unless its william XD

[@sagechris4742]

William must pay Tony to be on this with his fathers legal winnings.. He's not even funny. Chris Farley was funny, this guy is trash.

[@alexandertaylor2951]

The intro, heard a shotgun, then fireworks. And a pacman ate them both

[@Raven-uk7tf]

Arkansas represent!!! 🐗🐽

[@georgejohn6955]

Throwing that dude off stage for repeating a minute is so ironic. That did not age well at all.

[@LarrySwishamane]

iKinda confused over the controversy with Jake Beckmann. Had his name been Anthony Jesselbeckmann, iGotta feeling the reception would’ve went the other way.

[@jimmyregister8227]

Yet they let Ali redo her sets tons of times, ive heard her hairy toe joke(well the whole joke, not just the hairy toe part) ON THIS SHOW at least 5 times

[@shellbacksclub]

1:38:27 omg, who was that blonde? 🔥

[@MexiRican661]

He is one of Tonys friend

[@allanjim3]

Cassandra Cass trans woman

[@MorningstarNightgod]

It's actually a really good idea to work out when you're high on weed cuz it makes your blood move around so it makes the weed work better

[@Flying_Lexus]

Missoula hippy dippy compared to rest of Montana? I guess she never visited Bozeman.