KILL TONY

[@santiagowera]

Mark Normand is a stone cold assassin. That lobotomy roast was brutal

[@sativa2050]

then the "thank god that thing died" "you dont want that running around out there" 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀

[@mohamedkfma]

@@sativa2050 e a re

[@mohamedkfma]

@@sativa2050 a4

[@mohamedkfma]

R44=~\44|5w r w5w@@sativa2050 Ree443

[@jcims]

That and 'you quit meth, you quick pocket pussy, i think comedy's next!'

[@ViolentKknight]

When the guy didn’t know Shane Gillis and Mark said “don’t worry it’s an Asian joke” I died 😂😂😂

[@ryanistooconceited]

That was a real deep cut, should've got way more laughs

[@blueyedevil2117]

@@ryanistooconceited marks to quick for even other comedians

[@LoganDoesSumShiet]

I was looking for this comment 😂 that was so great

[@duveman420]

☠️

[@nsramen3624]

Shout out for the dawgs

[@DerekOfRivia]

"Whos Shane Gillis? Im only 25" is the most out of touch thing I've heard on here.

[@MrGreen876]

You thinking you're funnier than Kam is not the most out of touch thing about you

[@danglin-wang402]

This is like the a Special Olympics of open mic

[@jasondesper2297]

Weak Sauce

[@chemtrail2269]

@@RolandSpecialSauce this comment is so much worse than his comment hahaha

[@theleastbannedman]

makes me wanna try to see if i can get more laughs than these folk

[@bethjohnson8353]

Haha

[@0223eoin]

And your friend almost ended it

[@dylanvazquez9374]

I knew this was going to be a good episode when Mark yelled “Call him a heeb!”

[@christianhbuck]

5:02 Mark Normand 7:08 Kill Tony Band 11:15 Brian Corbey 19:18 Nick Lee 28:51 Eric Kwasnajok 39:19 David Lucas 49:48 Kristen Cunningham 58:56 Bradley Durn 1:09:20 Tony will sing Toxicity @ KT 10y anniversary 1:13:30 John Botelho 1:21:41 William Montgomery 1:28:50 Ari Shaffir 1:31:57 Kajan 1:33:52 Matt Mellan

[@LucidLegend1984]

Your a GD hero sir, I salute you

[@Uncle_Duck]

Thank you for time stamping the pledge to sing toxicity at 10y. Its going to be here before we know it.

[@Phrate]

@@Uncle_Duck he actually sang it early! It was at skank fest this year

[@jaffar386]

@@Phrate what?!!? dammit, i missed it

[@zeroa69]

@@Phrate he didnt do it on kill tony though...yet

[@alexdevries8761]

1:09:37 Tony promises to sing Toxicity on the 10 year aniversary of kill tony. That show is getting close.

[@christianhirschkorn6147]

I came here to say this! I hope somebody reminds him!

[@MidwestJunkyardRacing]

Didn't do it

[@rileygally2967]

We need it

[@MarKooh1128]

He lied

[@BobbyVanStone]

didn't happen, fucker forgot!

[@micahwest2793]

God damn Mark Normand comes in hot making Brody Stevens jokes

[@GuttaLyfeTV]

i just assumed ari was under the table blowing them

[@koanikal]

that happened after the roofies kicked in after the show

[@Derek_Keenan]

sirpicksalot_ beat me to it, I was gonna say “he stayed behind the bar for most of the show.”

[@MavidG]

That's how his hair was rubbed off.

[@K_36]

*dosing

[@adamsoderlund7250]

Saw him live, the chick before him killed, he sucked tbh. His best days were as the amazing racist. His talent left with his hair

[@matthewcook6737]

I’m holding tony to his word about singing toxicity on the 10 year in 2023!

[@danielreyes-fj4ji]

thats next year!!

[@parashar15384]

you still holding?

[@williamreed6613]

He lied

[@spacedoubt107]

@@williamreed6613we were let down😪

[@Josh-fw8ev]

How do you feel about this 2024

[@stednark2217]

“N W Ate too much.” Damn Mark Normand is fast.

[@mariusetternavn6214]

Tony might be quicker but he shoots and misses way more then Mark Normand. He shots and hits everytime

[@matthewcampbell1291]

King of zingers

[@eclipsewrecker]

@@matthewcampbell1291 you better put an a at the end of that

[@barombolobombolo1501]

@Diego Lukas why this spam comment always has another bot backing him up lmaooo Oh yeye my friend wall-e up there is totally legit trust him lol

[@RelentlessPedigree]

...Redban is wearing their shirt. Sooo.... ehhhh

[@EfBEye888]

Mark single handily saved this episode

[@0ucantstopme034]

Cool going through these older ones for the first time and seeing when David Lucas began his rise.

[@seanfindley]

mark normand rules

[@mikebikepills]

Been watching this show for about a year. Slowly becoming the show I look forward to the most.

[@TTOS69]

Dude look at David! 39:30 his second appearance. He's always been a great comic. Glad he's still around the show today!

[@mahlonkapule7304]

tony owes us a cover of toxicity now its been past ten years

[@jerrodfoster9275]

This show got so much better after relocating to Austin. Specifically since moving to the Vulcan.

[@current3109]

Bc LA sucks

[@EpicSchwinn]

First time watching Kill Tony after years of hearing Redban talk about the podcast on JRE. Love the show!

[@op3nyoureyes209]

That was me a year ago

[@zro2843]

Same. Can’t believe it’s not bigger

[@mryddet]

Yeah same. Kept hearing about it, so glad I finally came to check it out

[@dmsteele92831]

"I hope he makes it long enough to see the youtube clip" Savage Mark Normand

[@matthewcook6737]

So savage!

[@coppercrowngaming3958]

My favorite regular is the feedback in the sound system.

[@marjercly8296]

The sound on every episode of this show is atrocious. I either can't hear what someone is saying or I have to turn my volume down by 50% to prevent hearing damage.

[@damonwicketts1638]

@@marjercly8296 I bet redban is in charge of that.

[@georgethomas5417]

When Tony said did the baby come out with a noose on his neck and mark said “brodie” 😂 so dark

[@iforgetmygoogleaccount5560]

Mark Normand is so effortlessly hilarious

[@dusky_og]

For real !

[@mateo77ish]

Takes a lot of effort to seem so effortless.

[@loudoncounty56]

Not hard to be racist 😂

[@Alazeth]

Its 2024 and I'm in search of Tony singing system of a down episode ❤🎉😂

[@solomonthan7878]

David and Mark harmonizing at 45:30 👌🏼

[@aaroneye86]

We did not in fact get Tony singing Toxicity on the 10th anniversary 😂

[@dRoscoAZ]

I was legit about to comment this. Such a let down!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@ansonyt3966]

Never seen this before but its actually pretty funny seeing people bomb. I can never find good videos of people actually bombing lol. Props to them for getting up there

[@jakesheldon7637]

Swindler0311 just watch any episode of kill tony. The majority of people bomb. It’s amazing

[@EonSound]

This shit is depressing as fuck. That weird laugh dude reminds me of The Joker.

[@seanmatthewking]

I don’t know why some of them go on. Like that Canadian comedian was there on vacation in front of his wife and they’re all just ripping on him. Seemed like they cut his confidence in half. Good way to ruin a trip.

[@cinemacynic980]

You should check out "Car Crash Comedy" from Opie & Anthony videos on youtube. They have people attempt stand up, and they have 3 chances (soundboard car crash sound when the joke bombs hard) and then the Comedians will make fun of their horrible stand-up, just like Kill Tony, but Patrice O'Neal, Louis CK, Jim Norton, Rich Vos and other Comedians are the judges and they are brutal.

[@prundonmcavoy7155]

@@seanmatthewking Which episode is this?

[@NeishyBx]

this is the first time I've watched this show and I've been cackling like a madman through the first 20mins

[@csauce22]

Today is my first day too...I've been watching for 7 hours now 😂

[@josephcummings4205]

First bucket pull meth addict, it's sad because I am too, and sometimes I relapse, but mostly drinking. I blocked my plug then changed my own number, now I regret it because once he changes phones I will never be able to get that yey + clear again

[@israel.horowitz]

“Shouldn’t you be skinnier?!” 😂

[@mikenguyen6818]

-you look like a shane gillis character -i don't know who that is - .......don't worry it was an Asian joke Mark Normand legit blew a fuse in my head.

[@carsonottocullen1542]

45:33 a perfect harmony with the “awwww” in their laughs haha

[@trapchurches555]

45:31

[@cotyparker1423]

1:16.24 Tony: you were a pitcher? Dude: I was a catcher. Normand: gay joke. Classic af

[@josephbromwich457]

I had to see if anyone else caught that. Had me rolling.

[@rjw4149]

"How did you start doing meth?" "Well, i met a film producer that had a lama and a horse." 😐

[@emilylowrance7930]

like hunter thompsom shit lol

[@TheHiyy]

DOLLY THE LAMA DID NO ONE NOTICE IT?!?!

[@JayMac]

Checks out😆

[@mikeydubbz1]

Watching lights out Montgomery back then in 2024 is crazy

[@rodsavage8275]

Clicked here for Mark

[@Robertmalagon]

Yeah Ari isn’t funny

[@MrGreen876]

I clicked for Hans Kim

[@CJ-rc5ru]

David Lucas is the best, please bring him all the time

[@lukealberti5094]

David Lucas is the worst thing ever.

[@StoneTheCr0w]

@@lukealberti5094 sounds like you got bullied in school

[@AD-wg8ik]

@@lukealberti5094 are you racist or fatphobic,

[@thebra]

Wish granted.

[@jakemilton392]

@1:00:05 mark Normand getting caught out by the cat noise is brilliant😂

[@Jideaohn]

To see David Lucas SHAMELESSLY hustling on stage to get spots, to seeing him now doing tours n shit solo. Dude does hilarious sets, and even better roasts 😂🙌🏼

[@briceticker6721]

Really? One of the worst roasters ive ever heard

[@trustmeimdefinitelyqualified]

2023 is approaching, can't wait for Tony to sing toxicity.

[@Jideaohn]

What episode did Tony sing toxicity 💀

[@ianbrown2041]

One of the early David Lucas roasts of Tony. Love it!😂

[@keithburley7078]

Erics laugh made me laugh. Really loved his vulnerability here. One of my favourite guests.

[@mewxtwo]

That 2nd guy might have been my favorite Kill Tony moment ever

[@caseyleirer9677]

Does David think that Christopher Columbus is a bible story!? 🤣💀

[@GoodDeal123]

RED VAN?! ........ Where did I drive this time? ....THANK YOU FOR THIS!!! I WAS HOLDING MY BREATH FOR IT AND YOU GUYS DELIVERED 3 SECONDS LATER! I LOVE YOU!!!

[@literallynobody25]

Mark normand is fast

[@adhchopper]

shalom shalom very

[@randomdude189]

He finishes before she’s fully moistened

[@oscarlohens8586]

I think that "you fuckin' fairy"/"you fuck and ferry" joke went over everyone's head. Too fast.

[@kevmaxfly4050]

David and William balance each other out well, polar opposite comedic styles, was smart of them to team up and do their brothers in cursive thing.

[@Dirty_mike_and_dem_boys]

Dave lucus before becoming a regular is crazy love that dude and miss him on the newer episodes

[@adlibswithalexdelesky7158]

man i was thinking about that mic stand the whole episode then jeremiah moved it. realest director

[@h.e.pennypacker4728]

Getting close to the 10 year, Tony lets hear some SOAD!

[@OpiumMonkey]

“I feel like im listening to NPR on too much cough medicine” lmaoo

[@JBotts]

william being able to call back all his jokes is what makes him so special. its incredible.

[@scottie7]

He sucks dude

[@TheHeroChoncho]

That's not everything that makes him special

[@torshops]

normand hinchcliff could be a very good podcast

[@jamyz232]

Its an asian joke haha mark is a legend

[@brendan4175]

That joke was for the D.A.W.G.Z babyyyyyy

[@sock4919]

1:09:29 - The 10 year anniversary is a year away. Who is ready to hear Tony sing some System Of A Down?

[@jaydyer6682]

“Ahhhh A A A A Ahhhhh ahhhh” Mark Norman’s laugh

[@matthewbachelor6576]

This might be the best Kill Tony yet.

[@mariusetternavn6214]

You should have Mark Normand as a guest on your quarantine show and back on live show when this shit is over

[@staguar]

David Lucas should be the regular

[@hhcdfhngdzjjbf579]

Facts

[@paragon1782]

Soooo much better than William

[@FRESHboosters]

Never gonna happen

[@papsphin]

@@FRESHboosters I got news for ya

[@prundonmcavoy7155]

@@papsphin yeah this comment aged pretty damn well

[@jbin2424]

23:10 ... I'm in a never ending cycle of rewatching all episodes. Nick Lee's car crash of a set is burned forever into my memory. But one thing i didn't clock until my 5th time watching it back was when Mark Normand said 'he looks like a Shane Gilli's character"... Nick responded, 'Who the fuck is Shane Gillis. I'm too young. I'm only 25. Remember that." One of the most hilarious yet depressing statements I've ever heard on this show. And I've seen them all. 3 times

[@Tramontin-jk2qk]

And then says “ahh don’t worry. It’s an Asian joke”

[@rileygally2967]

It’s 2023 Tony owes us a cover of Toxicity for the 10 year

[@anon5119]

Aroofie Shaffir

[@FunkMonk64]

lol

[@relaxingmagots]

Bigtee Sumlin bill cosby is the bill cosby of comedy

[@coyner585]

@@Crack9191 still hilarious tho

[@Sin1one]

aJEWfie ShWONTPAYMORETHANIHAVETOshSAVINGSffir

[@tylerspence7]

lol

[@johntait9070]

David Lucas is one of my new favorites :)

[@randomdude189]

John Tait damn how do people have such bad taste? Lol

[@StoneTheCr0w]

@@randomdude189 Bet you feel dumb now.

[@sonnypearce5279]

Harmonized laughter @45:31 tripped me out

[@P1LLSTV]

Sonny Pearce 😂😂

[@riffybeats]

It’s funny how the guy who does dubbing at Dreamworks sounds exactly like Nick Swardson 😂

[@rileyteetsel2986]

1:09:14 If I don’t see Tony sing today imma report kill Tony on you tube, you’ve been warned

[@allanjim3]

“this show is a conveyor belt of quacks and hacks” - mark normand 😂

[@nickc127]

Even 3 years later I can't believe Joel has the balls to tell someone how unfunny they are. He straight up bombed all night.

[@t.t388]

It's so much better without that band

[@AcidSh33tz]

@@t.t388 nah not even close, I miss the OG band 😔

[@ozicanales123]

@@AcidSh33tzno they are annoying new band is 10x better

[@josephcummings4205]

Was gonna ask if anyone liked the old band , they had their moments of being funny but not always

[@hadesmusic1175]

Something about NY comedy and LA comedy together is perfect.

[@braddavide236]

1:09:45 2023 the year Tony sings toxicity need to see that 😂😂

[@cointelpromusic6375]

45:31 marc normand and david lucas harmonize

[@Derek_Keenan]

Hahaha, I couldn’t believe no one said anything when I heard that

[@randomdude189]

That was just them synchronizing. Harmony is different. Still was cool though. David just ain’t funny

[@johngavin1448]

Shoutout to the lefty drummer being funny and solid on the set

[@Poppin023]

ari shaffir looks like a dog that just woke up

[@tylerspence7]

lol

[@santosdean5875]

i love how much william pissed jeremiah off 🤣🤣

[@RobbieM07x]

Found Mark Normand aka "Kevin heart" from Joe Rogan only to dive into this gem of a show.

[@forrestthroughdatrees]

Robert Meyer Tuesday’s with Stories is his podcast, it’s great!

[@TheHiyy]

Half of these people bombing are funnier than Kevin or Joe

[@JStraight160lbs]

Norm legitimately jumped at the cats meow😹 @1:00:06

[@johncharlesboyantonjr.]

Just watched the 10 Year Anniversary... Where's our Toxicity cover Tony?

[@justmightbeokay]

16:00 is arguably one of the greatest moments in podcast history

[@words911]

Probably not.

[@georgethomas5417]

I’m always shocked to hear bout the people that moved out to Cali to pursue comedy and when they do their minute it’s almost unbearable…I just think about how many people in LA are just chasing unattainable dreams

[@MrMysterious420]

8:39 Nothing can help the sad audio quality of Kill Tony

[@hadesmusic1175]

This has to be the best live experience

[@SirGunsnstuff]

came back to watch this episode because of Mark Normand!

[@chantyBCFC]

Jeremiah fucking killed it in this episode. One of my all time favourite characters the film director 😂

[@a.N.....]

Agreed the speaker horn was hilarious

[@OnaDime570]

Mark Normand getting scared by the cat meowing at 1:00:06

[@remymonro6043]

Eric is such a legend. What a guy

[@brianomoli4]

Put a link for your sponsors. People might be more apt to go there if it’s easy.

[@ALLrobotsAreSad]

1:09:35 Tony says for the 10 year anniversary (2023) he will sing a System of A Down song on KT. Well guess what? It has officially been 10 years!!! (2023)

[@cinemacynic980]

Kristen has been doing Stand-up for 1 year and has yet to learn how to tell a joke. Took her over the time limit to get to a personal opinion that no one understood and everyone in the room was an 80s-90s kid.

[@absolutebackfire191]

Yeah she wasnt good

[@hhcdfhngdzjjbf579]

David lucas is hilarious. Loved him on his roast show.

[@randomdude189]

hhcdfhn gdzjjbf he actually wasn’t funny at all lol he went with the low hanging racial fruit. That shit isn’t really funny unless it’s done right. I was hoping he was going to be funny cause the guy hyped him up but it was just average bs.

[@jeff-9608]

The only thing funny about that guy was his lack of self awareness.

[@JayMac]

@@jeff-9608 this aged well

[@StoneTheCr0w]

@@JayMac I was thinking the same thing. David is respected by every host and is a pillar of Tony's platform

[@corywikstrom417]

Davids shirt definitely “MissFits”

[@xijingpingpong3885]

2023 two years away from tony singing chop suey

[@josephlesandrini9495]

Who the fuck is Shane Gillis?! Mark - “It’s a Asian joke”

[@rossgadsby9663]

"I feel like I'm listening to NPR on to much cough medicine, I got no idea what's going on". Me everytime I watch Williams sets

[@DrewciferTek]

33:00 WOW the prop comedy, the improv by a bucket pick, WOW. This is a great one.

[@greenleaftreefrog]

Tony's awesome at this.

[@DioxideCad]

Where have I already seen this episode? Is this a re upload of was it uploaded on another page?

[@brendanchestnut8747]

They re-upload the show with better audio compared to the original livestream

[@keithjessee4519]

well. It's 2023 and i'm just reminding everyone tony has to sing Toxicity now

[@jtsvisuals3423]

David Lucas starting to prove himself here! Love his early appearances.

[@BrendanWhelan]

36:26 Tony's joke about financial aids is genius. Dude proves time and time again he can come up with savage punchlines on the spot

[@morethandeepmtd]

mark normand going hard on the 25 year old 3 time married guy gave Tony the green light to, and damn, they had me laughing

[@cloudybreh9779]

Yo the band is so good💯🔥

[@naniv]

Man this great training for job interviews. These guys are tough judges 😂

[@606danco]

Its the worst training for job interviews