KILL TONY

Ali Macofsky, Mark Normand, Zac Bogus, Michael Lehrer, Matthew Muehling, Michael A. Gonzales, Yoni, Tony Hinchcliffe, Brian Redban - 04/12/202

[@drmojo5439]

Mark Normand: "oh shit, I didn't know you did comedy." 😂😂😂 Fucking love that guy

[@Naught359]

"Little too wokey for the jokey" The slogan for this era.

[@Liamissocolllike]

This comment is far more relevant after one day ha! I wonder how many more kill tony shows there will be after Tony’s fall

[@yeeeeyee]

@@Liamissocolllike hahaha exactly what I was going to say.

[@iiii-i8322]

but at what point is it not a joke anymore... lets be real, alot of racists/messed up people hide their true feelings behind jokes because they know all they have to do is say "stop being so woke, its just a joke" lol its literally a cop out excuse people can use whenever they get called out for their bullcrap... it has to be some balance. tony took it too far with that chinease comedian imo

[@yeeeeyee]

@@iiii-i8322 I am still undecided on my stance. Can people be opposed to racism and also be entertained by an irreverent comedian? What positive change will be accomplished by trying to cancel him for making jokes?

[@yarglelargle9555]

@@iiii-i8322 In what world can people go, "Oh it's just a joke?" People have definitely been canceled for jokes. Blaming comedy for racism is nearly as dumb as blaming video games for shootings. Also to answer your question, it's not a joke anymore when someone isn't joking. That's on you whether or not you trust that they're joking I guess, of course logic would dictate that a stand-up comedian performing in a comedy show, being paid to tell jokes, is most likely joking. I don't think it's about joking though, more about forbidden words. Hopefully, he gets everything taken from him because he made some mouth sounds that you don't think a human with his racial make-up should be allowed to make though, That'd be justice for sure.

[@nickmtzsaenz9312]

Legend has it donnell rawlings is still walking

[@active4delta]

😂

[@dailchristoson8859]

Hilarious 🤣

[@DISTURBEDxPUNK]

🤣🤣🤣

[@DrDANKize]

I heard he walked all the way to chapelles house. Then curled up in a ball in the corner mumbling “I’m rich bitch I’m rich bitch”

[@adampace8583]

@@DrDANKize oh thank God, I thought you were dead.

[@damounferry6562]

Mark's comedic brain is on end boss level.

[@GearHeadz101]

Agreed.

[@thedonbishop55]

Quickest guy in comedy.

[@PhilosophyofGuitar]

Mark's good... Not boss level... He's fairly quick... But the best at on-the-spot burns is...well... none other than the man Tony Hinchcliffe... I like Ali but I'm disappointed that she didn't do much... Well keep growing 😎🤟

[@Peapodzilla]

Was it though? Y'all drank the juice

[@io2711]

Facts !! Homie is a savage !!

[@Corborbin]

I love Mark’s “GAAAHHHHHH!” when everyone says how long they’ve been doing it

[@andsykes]

31:20 I love how redban laughed harder than anyone at the chickpea joke, and then tries to play it off like he was going to scold him for it all along

[@ailisnelis2383]

LOL, exactly, was looking for someone to comment on that, very funny

[@eth1128]

Redban fucken blows, he shouldn't have a mic

[@willrichards32]

A bit cringey isn’t it, so obvious.

[@oregonsnob31]

Yaaass!! I thought i was the only one to catch that

[@oregonsnob31]

I wish you woulda time stamped at redband clapping at the street joke like A puppet led by a puppeteer on meth hearing that trump got reelected …. Anyway your comment is gold

[@taylorg8509]

Why didnt i find about this show earlier? Donnell getting roasted led me here and ive binged like 50 episodes

[@brandonhennings8303]

Donnell got booty tackled i made a comment and it got removed must of bin to much truth

[@isaiasguilarte]

@@brandonhennings8303 what was the gist of it?

[@imemberberry]

Best of Tim Dillon episode, you're welcome

[@TheLittleSpoon1982]

Welcome to the club, it’s a fantastic show

[@jessematthews6448]

Go back and watch the old episodes at the comedy store with the old band.

[@sdanzzz]

I'm re-watching all Michael Lehr episodes on 2x speed with a Karaoke -3 deep voice effect - finally I can understand him.

[@rodolfofoitinho4120]

👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 That’s the best hack I’ve came across!!! It’s hilarious, thank you sir.

[@O5fan]

how do you do the karaoke thing?

[@Smokoimon]

1.75 works the best for me

[@AngryAdonyx]

1.5x makes him sound normal to me

[@GlitchPepe]

God mode enabled

[@user-qw7xy3pj3p]

Normand and Hinchcliffe are two of the fastest joke writers. I feel like a pod with those two would be incredible.

[@audriiiiroberts3030]

And Theo

[@abraxas546]

@@audriiiiroberts3030 Theo is quick but the best stuff comes up after he closes his eyes and starts with "uuuuuhmmmmm"

[@sethdistler5332]

Theo Mark Shane pod

[@reneraducu7813]

@@abraxas546ahaha

[@relentlesseducator]

All we need another “pod”

[@theblazedbro]

Normally I can’t stand awkward moments but kill Tony has made me love when they bomb lmao

[@mostlyysorryy]

Ikr I used to cringe hard when I first started watching but now I'm desensitized and feel a lot cooler this way 😎

[@trikicks]

Me too! I get second hand embarrassment so easily but now I’m addicted to this show 😂

[@ExploringCabinsandMines]

I watch the interview which is funnier than the one minute.

[@colinmayner2820]

Tony's immediate thought was definitely Horge

[@Eliphasleviathan93]

You can tell by how he had to defend himself so hard.

[@sporvath]

Fuck yeah

[@nategordoni6085]

Fmks

[@soccersmything01]

"if he wasn't black, i'd say he was whipped" lmao mark is so dam quick, i rewinded that more than once because everyone seemed to get it at a different time.

[@Dev-In-Denver123]

Thats not quick lol, that's a standby for when you hear about a guy who really likes someone. Sounded like a very old Norman joke I'm a big fan of his he uses a lot of the same stuff.

[@someoneyoucantrusify]

He’s as quick as a ..

[@dandansen4261]

@@someoneyoucantrusify BLACK!

[@FRESHboosters]

“Final Party” will be a sure fire hit, a triumph of comedic writing, and the epitome of Egyptian cinema in America. I *literally* can’t wait

[@kylemotty5951]

@@luisc2975Even More Finaler Party: This Time It's Final.

[@chauncyquest2779]

Literally.

[@christopheredman4960]

Final Party V.....The Political Party

[@CaptainBr0]

Literally this happened already lol. Google “This Is The End”

[@RockShoxLoon]

It's called Final Party, it's literally about the final party and that's literally why I called it Final Party. When you see it you'll be like "oh it's literally the final party, now I get why they called it Final Party".

[@morticianjosh7116]

Jeff Pesos....... cmon thats gold.

[@bigfootanon6896]

Ali left this comment

[@lolomelon528]

that was a refreshing moment

[@rrpearsall]

Would be interesting to see if female comics would be funnier if they took transitioning hormones

[@angle5123]

No it’s pesos

[@gavinrush4995]

“You make Brendon Schwab look pretty good.” -Mark Mark Normand is a legend. Best joke writer alive.

[@psychedelicgem]

This is the funniest podcast ever... been binging it for a week.. tony is becoming my favourite comedian.

[@PahaPoniesSpanishMustangs]

I really look forward to this show....like the same way we used to get excited by watching a weekly show on TV. Its nice to have a bit of consistency in the world.....thank you

[@randomdude189]

There’s plenty good still coming out weekly you just have to find it. Taskmaster is halfway through a new season and it’s cheesy fun. Naked and afraid xl is 4 episodes in on an already dope season and there are plenty others. Most of mine are podcasts though, get off my lawn, king and the sting, this is important, bad friends, and countless others. We live in a golden age of entertainment but the people in control of the platforms that hold these shows tend to make it crappy like cable.

[@zanemichels]

I agree I miss the excitement of the weekly show. Kill Tony is amazing its entertaining as f#$k

[@ONEBALLINMYBUTT]

Would be better if it was actually live. Fuck this premiering shit

[@craigstanhope673]

Same. I’ve been watching this shit for years

[@randomdude189]

@@ONEBALLINMYBUTT I agree

[@brennaneaton4734]

Mark, Stavos, Tony and Shane would be an epic roast team. Love this show and how original it is.

[@frankaferg]

This is a underrated comment

[@javielizondo6462]

Tim dillon too

[@1980HiphopFunk]

If Stavos doesnt laugh in the mic all the time, yes. Battle team for sure

[@ambershinault3792]

I like that they do all the ads at the beginning instead of incrementally throughout.

[@hanspennyloaf335]

Redbans favorite part about the new location is he no longer has to say "the rorld famous comedy store!"

[@JGzyOG02]

Austins crowds are awful man holy shit. They laugh like theyre in a library

[@isaiasguilarte]

Yep. I noticed there's a difference an not in a good way

[@HAL-9000.]

@@isaiasguilarte Yah it's bad.

[@HAL-9000.]

They will laugh at an HEB joke tho

[@PahaPoniesSpanishMustangs]

It could be the layout of the venue...like maybe you can only hear the audience up front? But yea....Austin needs more coke too

[@astichter]

@@HAL-9000. But not at hebe jokes! :)

[@BEERBOMB113]

Mark normand needs to be a Roast master. Straight up.

[@ernursejen7020]

I love this show. Been binge watching it everyday while on maternity leave and it’s given me some much needed laughs. Please keep doing the podcast! ❤️

[@acco5038]

Is the baby doing open mics yet

[@Eldenwam]

Haha same actually 😂

[@neete2593]

Same! Here now!

[@djGREENmojon]

Mark is one of my favorite guest!

[@jacksonscofield7809]

Dude acting like he wrote the Lima bean joke

[@CodPast]

Yea that was annoying

[@wilt4027]

@curran foster lentil and a chickpea

[@elliotpoplawski767]

you can tell he thought he was cool as fuck when he said it.

[@Jacovie]

I wanna take a moment to appreciate how good Tony is at what he does

[@metaworldpees]

lol

[@oldgroucho2203]

"was" dude is done. time for a real job.

[@delta-9969]

he's great at listening to open mic comics and then going "uuuhhhhhh..... fuck yeah"

[@donniepowell419]

@@oldgroucho2203 what did you mean by this

[@Michael-bf1jn]

@@delta-9969 most of the sets suck, but he still manages to make it funny and get 300k+ viewers every video…that’s what he’s good at

[@christoph1596]

Please don’t cancel Kill Tony!!!!

[@joshuam8863]

they dont have the power

[@jeffersonmayfield6701]

Please cancel the Tony part, it would be so amazing if they brought it back without Tony omg

[@christoph1596]

@@jeffersonmayfield6701 No... it would suck dude.. He carries the show.. if Redban was the main host the show would flop. Tony is a Dick, but he was born for roast comedy, his jokes are so quick and on point usually.

[@Digbickwilly22]

@@jeffersonmayfield6701 okay sissy

[@digitalhippie2336]

@@christoph1596 if Redban was the main host - any show would flop 🤷‍♂️

[@guntherwhite2043]

Redban has never made me even grin at his jokes

[@roberthaskell5234]

He's a very hard person to like no wonder Rogan was done hanging out with him

[@countdowntimers1141]

OMG. I think the same! It kills me when he puts down other comics because he is very not funny.

[@buttcheeks985]

Dude is so cringe....

[@KittenBasher69]

@LuckyLos He's fine. Have you considered this as a response to your own repressed perversion?

[@ctrl-alt-del0]

He's very awful at times, but most of the times he's being a douche for no reason. hHe make things seem very personal unlike Tony and other guests/

[@buffalokids671]

Mark Normand always on go-mode! 😂🤣😂

[@nickguiser5107]

Legend has it Normand is still staring at the girl wiping the mic.

[@nicholascarson2554]

Leonarda's set was 🔥

[@davidhunt7865]

I will NEVER get tired of seeing DEE MADNESS plug his ears to avoid BAD JOKES...

[@Michael-dp4tz]

Antone's is weak. Kill Tony deserves a livelier venue.

[@cinemacynic980]

They didn't even cheer when the stripper slapped her ass in front of them after William Montgomery's set.

[@fruitlandgrizzly]

And now they have a way better venue!!!!

[@alecalfaras5936]

Vulcan DESTROYS Antones Gary Clark Jr’s wife, allegedly, ruined Antones...idk

[@freakyfreakyfresh516]

This comment aged well

[@hunterzindell7442]

That long night shamalan joke deserved more laughs

[@frequentflyer8866]

Tony gets funnier when marks around

[@schulzbot]

The stripper Kaylee had the best set of the night.

[@mattheffner6831]

Of knockers

[@mysonandme8424]

@@mattheffner6831 ...and cheeks...and thighs...and......

[@b-b8704]

I cant find her Instagram :/ Edit: it's kaylie.funk.73

[@schulzbot]

@@mattheffner6831 Thats the joke.

[@2guysinahorsecostume32]

​@@schulzbot damn bro. That was golden and not one, but two assholes just came and curb stomped it. Condolences.

[@cabbagefever]

Terrible crowd

[@maxp918]

I think this is the first episod where Tony realized that a regular should open the show.

[@earthinfused]

Since being told to listen to michael lehrer's sets at 1.5 speed, its changed everything

[@jackbrown3270]

yooooooooooooooo wtf!!!?? it really does!!! lmao

[@ACLz28]

Haha Omg it bumped it up to 1.75x and it was absolute perfection..

[@brennygamblinobeats]

i loved seeing tony be nice to leonarda, and honestly she seems like such a down to earth smart educated woman

[@MrWadeBarrett]

The final party is literally a final party of people having their final party in their real world final party. Great story teller...

[@Aquamatiic]

He lying his ass off

[@ildjess]

He writes

[@purchasedforaprice2012]

That William Montgomery David Spade-Tiger Woods-Chris Farley joke was incredible.

[@jm339]

Show starts 7:53

[@LeonardaisFunny]

I was the Albanian on this show.

[@Liamissocolllike]

Awesome set! Subscribed!

[@brendan8476]

U killed

[@mikemmxp]

please come back, best set of the night as noted

[@thedonbishop55]

I really enjoyed your set, best of the night.

[@tech1238]

Good job. Subbed

[@Cchichester]

Mark saying “comedy” is so funny

[@Ringsbypete]

I love seeing Michel Gonzolez in the back, hitting a good ba-da-chchhcch and laughing his ass off lmaooo makes me smile

[@johnreeves850]

Has Ali ever been funny, Jetski is funnier.

[@alexandergrabarek]

Nope.

[@Richard.Yoplait]

Nope.

[@isaiasguilarte]

Jetski it's actually funny and super talented

[@ginacalabrese3869]

Rogan thinks she's funny and she has opened for him so no she's not very funny.

[@candycane1686]

That Jeff Pesos joke is enough to understand that she is legit funny. Y’all just love shitting on female comics.

[@The1986er]

the Jeremiah Watkins band and their costumed characters are missed

[@gehrkedesign]

They were great, but the split gave us an amazing new band and Scissors Bros, so I'm good with it

[@B-RaDD]

What are you talking about they're right there in costumes. I thought they looked really good. Very convincing

[@samuraisurge]

Yes! Been watching older episodes, and the Best Damn Band in the Land really added to an already awesome show! Want them back.

[@ONEBALLINMYBUTT]

Huge element of the show. I thought it’d be like when patty regan left and be better but that added a lot to the shop

[@mikemmxp]

not for the musical talent though... this band shreds at much higher levels. yes i like the old band still dont hate.

[@zackfranklin6912]

Damn they literally trying to "kill Tony" right now!

[@PD-ce6nl]

some jokes that dont hit in the room at all have me dying, very good jokes from many

[@michaelmason2417]

Please step back from that ledge my friend

[@shellymachado8124]

You could cut ties with all the lies that you've been living in

[@tomhas4442]

I never get that. Is it a refrence to an early show?

[@fearthereaper1425]

when ali says a bad joke her reaction to it makes up for it lol🤣🤣

[@ChrisBeene]

Why does Kill Tony seem like Dinner for Schmucks for comedians

[@kyndorrebruutvon-broodwyer4034]

Change is good but I really miss Joelberg and the gang.

[@Boulderair]

yeah having those "comedian" band members butt in every time with their crummy jokes and playing terrible music. gotta miss it lol

[@ThatGuyRye420]

JOELBERRRRG!

[@chrispcream5905]

Not me. I like the band to play music and not interrupt every two seconds

[@mysonandme8424]

Change can be horrible as well.

[@seanmatthewking]

@@Boulderair Music was bad, jokes were good. If you think otherwise you’re in the minority. Jeremiah was great in KT.

[@andrewarszawa7700]

Kevin Hart on kill tony, couldn't ask for a better guest

[@brandonhennings8303]

And Joe Rogan isn't

[@brandonhennings8303]

@@bsx121 well joe is as big as Kevin heart if not bigger so comment make little sense

[@andrewarszawa7700]

@@brandonhennings8303 wow u people don’t understand That Mark Norman goes by Kevin hart 😂😂😂😂

[@andrewarszawa7700]

@@bsx121 he’s on the show right now wdym?

[@isaiasguilarte]

People are either trolls or slow. Joe is too big but Tony is his homie -- Is like Jordan Peele on tiger belly... K Hart on the other hand...

[@theghostofrickyricardo9975]

So worth having Ali on for the 7 words she said all night.

[@clefever75]

Everything she said was met with silence.

[@jimmygriswold9258]

@@clefever75 I’m sure it’s like his own rule not to roast his own guests, but tony had to have been biting a hole in his lip to prevent from shiting on the “jokes “ she attempted.

[@ctrl-alt-del0]

@@clefever75 she wasn't that bad.

[@clefever75]

@@ctrl-alt-del0 ehhh but she was...name one thing she said that was amusing...

[@ctrl-alt-del0]

@@clefever75 is this the part where the fish takes the bait? No thanks. It's okay if you're dead inside and can't enjoy things. Just know that comedy is subjective and other people might enjoy it.

[@helloiamjuju403]

He said for the first time ever the female was the best minute of the night...while sitting next to Ali 😭🤣

[@tomwall2361]

Take a shot every time tony says "okie dokie" or "hell yeah"

[@p0ssesst]

or 'you're adorable'...to a dude.

[@vengray8055]

Dont need that ER bill.

[@user-ny8cq1xu9g]

Add “I love it” if you wanna get really wasted

[@isekaiwanderer625]

Woman comedian says any good joke Me: oh shit shes getting a spot at the vulcan 😂

[@Schwtz]

Lmao.......REDDDDDBANNNNNN

[@park9912]

the lima bean and chickpea joke is an oldie but a goodie

[@arsonist12]

Dude that band is so good. I always look forward to the end of the show for that final jam.

[@fishfanatic6345]

Hinchcliffe: "Do you know that?" Montgomery: "Yes." Lol

[@lunarvania8073]

49:35 Norman TOTALLY checks out the Funky Mic Girl while casually sipping his drink! Mark you dog! I LOVE IT!

[@PrivatelyHanging]

I did too every damn time 😝

[@againagainjosue2764]

Whats her social

[@kordellricesnax]

@@againagainjosue2764 not worth

[@kordellricesnax]

@@againagainjosue2764 find another white girl theres better

[@seandever5761]

@@kordellricesnax Truth. They’re a dime a dozen.

[@JJ-Toreddie]

"She was being nervous" Redban is the man

[@ryangreene50]

Mark doesn't miss

[@gitgenKE]

Can't forward past these ads from 6 weeks ago, this can't be life.

[@adampace8583]

23 and memaw joke was great lol

[@nicholasxanthis6148]

Yeah Tony’s denial of that was awkward and vain

[@rjkidd11]

The fact that the Muslim dude’s set was about Muslims and Jews getting along after a Jewish girl helped him get the mic working was magical lmfaooo

[@Kozycz]

He’s not actually Muslim, he might think he is but he’s not

[@donkeykonghustler]

*half jewish girl + his premise didn't age well

[@Art-bk6vv]

@@Kozycz you might think that distinction was important but it's not

[@dnd6075]

"magical"? not very high expectations

[@mysonandme8424]

@@dnd6075 lol. The hyperbole in this era has gotten out of hand.

[@FrancoisDressler]

Mark and Tony are great together

[@floridaneedsac]

I can’t believe Redban used to talk this much

[@redneck77gamer]

Crazy how far William Montgomery has come .

[@ocypus1508]

Leonarda J smashed it, hope she comes back

[@nateismynametoo]

"What is in those cheeeeeeks!!!?" Hahaha

[@DanDu-ip6gd]

Love Tony thanking the one audience member who caught his “construction paper” joke hahah 😂 1:44:50

[@jq7323]

Don't want to skip ahead so hopefully I'll remember this comment lol.

[@GyzelE]

@@jq7323 yes! I agree, never skip ahead!

[@joshuaprice8501]

Tony better keep doing the show.

[@oldgroucho2203]

Rogan and his management cancelled him, bro. its over

[@joshuaprice8501]

@@oldgroucho2203 Damn, fr?

[@Mysterios0]

@@oldgroucho2203 Rogan did no such thing.

[@fruitlandgrizzly]

@@oldgroucho2203 you were extremely wrong

[@BLCancer]

i miss Jeremiah Watkins.

[@elizabethhollin9900]

Watch scissor Bros

[@elizabethhollin9900]

:)

[@ryanstoyles7611]

yeah the show seems so...pandering without him

[@donluchitti]

Every post of Donnell Rawlings on insta the last week or so is subtle apologizing for walking off lol cloathed in being “sensitive”

[@Schwtz]

I lost hella respect for Donnell walking off... he was getting ate up by that dude...The dave chappell joke was a killer.. and what put the icing on top was Redban inviting him to open a spot for him Haha...

[@andrewdocherty8651]

Tony never heard of a Memaw, just like he never heard of a coffee table

[@goldfruitco6841]

Leonarda was really the funniest.

[@vengray8055]

The guy before michel killed.

[@papapatriarchy5372]

Her and the last guy actually tried

[@sgtpepper597]

I like the wide angle shot of the whole room

[@radfury23g32]

Came for Kaleigh, stayed for Normand

[@ave-wq2vq]

Leonarda: "New York homeless > Austin homeless" Crowd: "First of all, how dare you."

[@hockstaa530]

26:26 absolutely love Mark&Ali give an unplanned synchronization: the dejected headnod to pésos! ☠️

[@chris-chentrice2019]

What happened to DMX? “He died” Mark “WAT?”

[@seven0hhsavage]

Leonardas 1 minute was better than EVERYTHING Ali said all night combined.

[@chrisom4699]

Calling Michael Lare who's in the wheelchair Tony Hawkings is fucking hilarious!!! Damn I love this show!!!

[@benbolton4221]

watching this rn and william has come soo far. he’s really become a comedian i love to watch 😂👏🏼 fun episode

[@13StJimmy]

It brings me real joy that mark is on episode 504

[@dustkinda7599]

I love how Mark takes a drink every time he says a joke.

[@jsp7218]

I liked Williams set but his post interview bombed lmao

[@cameronfisher2255]

Why does Tony look like woody from toy stories gay brother

[@jryalls]

The guy who doesn’t know the difference between a question or a joke. I wonder how many times his script says literally and obviously in it.

[@NaturalAquariums]

It's literally the final party!

[@antonionieves8257]

For as many grown ass adults watching this show, what made you think coloring books were the way to go?? 😂😂

[@krampus]

Austin was a mistake

[@joshuabruno]

Man, these timestamps are as on point as Tony Hinchclifford.

[@MrMd5555]

Tony always talks up the red head dude (I think William) like he's a killer & a legend, but the red head dude ALWAYS bombs

[@microtransactions2661]

Yea thats the joke.

[@mostlyysorryy]

I haven't been watching long but I think it MUST be on purpose at this point 😅 but personally I started skipping past him after the 2nd time I watched

[@Kbwintyy]

Visiting from spring 2023 where William Montgomery is thee star of Kill Tony, this feels like some weird alternate universe

[@GuitarBob311]

Kill Tony! I’m so glad to be back! I have to admit I’m just now getting back into these after taking a hiatus since March 2020.

[@socratichero6612]

Who tf would heckle a Kill Tony with a line of assassins at the table 😂