KILL TONY

[@chaosuntethered6171]

I like to imagine a time many years from now when William is a the very top of the comedy game, selling out arenas, and then it suddenly comes to light that he has actually murdered over 500 homeless people.

[@wildling3034]

I would not be surprised and I'd be disappointed otherwise

[@Dango122333]

Haha

[@davidgallagher3305]

Please God

[@roscoe4092]

I mean he IS the nightstick

[@cali-B.the.G]

I like to imagine all the comics William used to ask to open for them, now asking William if they can open for him. Lol:)

[@daveloughran729]

That was such a solid groove the band put together for Tawobi’s rap. He was real solid too. The comedy not so much.

[@skeptical4446]

Bro on the drums caught the pocket so perfectly !

[@daveloughran729]

@@skeptical4446 I think I watched that part five times lol

[@Tawobi]

thank you!

[@e30content98]

@@Tawobi yeah man that shit slapped

[@Tawobi]

@@e30content98 thank you yo!

[@noru_ego]

Can't get enough of her. Thank you KT 💯

[@coldwave623]

The band never misses....cat scratch fever after that cat lady 😂😂😂

[@m.mcc1975]

Kill Tony always makes my Monday's better!

[@beals6631]

Same

[@javierrenteria2762]

Mmmhhmm

[@Ammon6]

Right right right 👍. For me its Tuesday, i watch from EU

[@trextrex34]

You make my Mondays better too

[@alienmonkei]

I wish they didn’t do the premiere thing, so I could also watch it on a Monday

[@jordantenenbaum8424]

the drummers energy is top tier 100% of the time, such a good vibe

[@danielvasquez1763]

I wonder if someone will ever actually beat him

[@MoonTea510]

@@danielvasquez1763 hopefully I do!!

[@DubyDoobster]

Almost makes you forget who the other guy was.. great vibes

[@SpaceGhostPercc]

​@@danielvasquez1763 I don't think they'd actually replace him it's just a running joke

[@get8bit]

@@danielvasquez1763 Erik Edlund, the Swedish guy, DEFINITELY beat him, but the audience still voted for Michael Ganzales. 🤷‍♂

[@RetrospectWindow]

Jetski is doing amazing stuff at the LA Comedy Store, but I wish she could be in the Austin band every Monday too. She blended in so seamlessly when she was in town for SXSW

[@ivanreash4277]

I do not wish that I cannot stand when she tries to play trumpet

[@naturaIIydifferent]

She's pretty funny. But she doesn't seamlessly blend with the band. Maybe if she rehearsed with them weekly but as it stands, it's kinda rough. Horns are hard to jam with because of tunings I suppose would be a nice way to put it.

[@godsglizzy2232]

Jetski ❤️

[@andsykes]

Let’s be real, I just wish the whole show would move back to the store.

[@IAmMorts]

@@ivanreash4277 she's doing absolutely nothing in LA... Nobody is.... LA is Ralphy May

[@ludabam241]

Super excited to see Jetski as a guest host. Her timing within the show is impeccable!!

[@TomCouture]

Really though? She barely said anything the entire time. 😆

[@YoureWokeYoureBroke]

@@TomCouture and that's a good guest

[@primalentity9824]

@らてちゃん lol, projecting much?

[@YoureWokeYoureBroke]

@らてちゃん yup when they find that perfect balance of throwing in their jokes/comments and not messing with tony's direction of the show it's great.

[@trevsion]

I always love Jetski but I want to hear more from her!

[@pauliuskarlonasmusic]

William grew on me. He`s an icon now. And it was nice to see Jessie again. After all these years of watching this show it became my dream to actually go see it live!

[@YuMe-id8de]

I don't like him... he just reads his jokes. .

[@TrTveT]

@@YuMe-id8de That's part of the act

[@deanjohnston1460]

William's *Wildcard* persona will always work for me!

[@joescarecrow]

William is the worst part of the show. Awful closer

[@plastifiedmetal5682]

@@YuMe-id8de thats the point lol

[@evanstevens8021]

Jetski's clever jokes going over the audiences head, she's killing

[@bigluisjayrogan]

She's horrible

[@TomCouture]

Really though? She barely said anything the entire time. 😆

[@mike54996]

She's a sniper with jokes.

[@WalkRS]

Herio loss

[@lordfordification]

@@TomCouture you're correct

[@Tawobi]

One of the best days of my life

[@txtacos817-3]

Spitting fire 🔥 you got a new fan

[@FirearmsGunGear]

Killed it

[@Tawobi]

@@FirearmsGunGear Thank you so much!

[@Tawobi]

@@txtacos817-3 ayyee bless ya heart brobro

[@auroraborealis13579]

You did well! Hope to see you again!

[@JMO515]

Love how the band played Bad to the Bone as Jared Nathan walked off. B-B-B-B-Bad

[@jeremychagnon3998]

Jared said “you’re too slow” to redban, comedy gold

[@jamasterjdizzle]

Someone should cut together every time Tony says: "Over a decade!" That's his favorite amount of time.

[@thegamedudeguy]

Incredible! Un Bee Leaveable

[@MrGreen876]

I'm gay

[@urielquezada314]

“I love it”

[@derrellderone]

@@urielquezada314I love it

[@goatitisful]

Or "shut up, Redban." Or "that joke sucked, Redban."

[@thetruthpal]

Show starts at around 12:30 if you want to skip the adds

[@braelutas]

10:30

[@themckendrys3461]

Yes Jetski!! She is so funny. Glad to see her on as a guest!

[@txtacos817-3]

Damn the balls on Tony going full Jonathan Taylor Thomas tonight much respect

[@Tezi]

Han’s rickshaw/carrying the relationship joke was criminally under appreciated

[@allenclark4235]

I was about to make the same comment and figured I should scroll down first.

[@r.alexander9075]

Came back to see if he sucked back then, he had decent jokes

[@ivand0007]

Nah

[@LateAlways2]

nothing on YT as highly anticipated as this show! im always excited for the new episodes.

[@life_of_j0y363]

Jesus, had me absolutely dying during the david lucas segment. I'm a newer avid follower, but have seen a few before. Now I'm committed and believe these are actually improving my quality of life, like the good ol' days. Thank you.

[@slinks612]

When they gave Jared Nathan a golden ticket, they didn’t think he’d be performing almost every week.

[@TheActualJesus]

B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-better regular than Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...e-e-ELLISAYCH

[@mmundle941]

Thought the same thing lmao

[@spacedode777]

@@TheActualJesus JESUS!! Lmaoo Bring rapture

[@blakepiercy1800]

Are you not e e e e e entertained!?!

[@gamesbeck1026]

@@blakepiercy1800 NO. Tony will sit quiet through sets that are actualy funny and laugh at Jared. Hes simply not funny

[@joshgiu]

The Dr. Dre toilet joke section fuckin killed me with jetski and Tony going back and forth 🤣

[@mds484]

“Y’all know me, still the same old P” should have been in there!

[@TDotTYOPod]

Tony the only person who buys his vapes from Trojan 😆

[@Gunsyn97]

I wanted William to yell “I am the nightstick” when he went on his rant 😂

[@PochitoV90]

Redban has been on a roll with the one liners. The cat/minute line was nice. Three weeks in a row

[@yasirkadhim2940]

He always does it, its just that Tony immediately says "ThAnK yOu FoR yOuR cOnTrIbUtIoN rEdBaN" and kills the whole joke.

[@bevrosity]

broken clocks right twice a day

[@adamrasmussen7379]

Nice to see Tony dressing the age his voice sounds like.

[@tugbutker1951]

Nat's set was gold. I bet hes got a ton of those stories just waiting.

[@austinallcaps]

What was that song on the end? 🔥

[@ThomasTk30]

Seeing that Tony is always loaning out Matts guitar 🎸 they should either buy Matt a really sweet one , or get a cheap loaner and keep it on standby.

[@gagerola]

His guitar IS nice, that rosewood neck is smooth as butter

[@swpost3]

Matt has refused to let ppl play it before. Tony respects his decision either way.

[@hombretropical3028]

“Third wheeling it up like a rickshaw” is perhaps Tony’s most under appreciated joke

[@DrDANKize]

Daytime killtony feels wrong. Like getting drunk before noon

[@rewcalYT]

when you're featherin it brother

[@jordanhernandez2937]

Matt, Michael and D Madness are amazing! The word amazing doesn’t give the feeling of their music justice.

[@eatmorecoleslaw]

“I love it, you’re adorable “ ~ T.H.

[@michaeltavares7190]

When they hit that forgot about Dre beat on cue is def amazing

[@UndergroundLyrics]

i missed jessie sooooo happy shes back and hope she makes a move to austin!

[@dizzybizzyinatizzy]

Hell yeah, Brad at the end covering some Colter Wall! 🎶🤘

[@letmelive2006]

Hahaha Tony is a psychic now. I am feeling cat energy and a fish

[@echardcore]

"But your husband likes cats?" -Redban

[@redtide941]

Great to see Jet Ski back, missed her and the band but Austin has been good

[@tashastarling6573]

Tony was funny af with the Skylight intro. His relationship with his mother is gold you can tell there is lots of humour to find there.

[@tomster0126]

Definitely notice Tony made a conscious effort to make the intro move faster after his introspection from last week's show. Much smoother, quicker and well executed!

[@lenderzconstable]

Tony always announces William Montgomery as “selling out all over the country,” but yet there’s never any tour dates listed anywhere of his shows. Anybody know the scoop on this?

[@InSaNeRuSsELL59]

It's good business practice to unreasonably elevate the people you work with.

[@derrickm5013]

ive wondered the same thing and after spending 2 minutes looking thought, fuck it

[@drewwood6790]

Does anyone know if being a "paid regular " comes with a contract that would restrict him from doing stuff outside of the DeathSquad sphere? I mean I think doing minutes suits his style perfectly but for fuck sake he's been on the show forever. He's done more solid work a minute at a time than most comedians. Certainly more than Redban and Tony.

[@raramcgee4982]

@@drewwood6790 thier is no paid regular. Paid regular is a comedy store term for people that got paid to perform spots there. Jerimiah and the band never saw a dollar why would any of the regulars. He is getting paid from tony and joe for opening for them at actual comedy shows however.

[@oldmanfivetimes]

opening for sold out shows... is what hes saying

[@PaulGarrison-karatepromdotcom-]

Jessie needs to come in as Austin band leader. It would be perfect.

[@Jerzadelphia]

The dude from Philly was the man, who know about jawn lmfaoooo

[@jimmyjeff88]

@@Jerzadelphia Hes gonna hit em with "junt" next time lol

[@alexanderi7332]

I think got a new addiction to “kill Tony “

[@cannibalcatgirl]

I love Jessie. She’s super quick witted comedian and just generally seems like she’d be an awesome friend to hang around

[@Superlek-rq8ku]

The worst comic around. Cringe and talentless. How can she laugh so hard at her own jokes. They’re not funny

[@benjaminsmith1036]

Heroi loss

[@soowoo2246]

She didnt say a fucking word

[@peacefulguy4145]

"Do you see this guy" 😂 William you crazy. All hail the Nightstick 😂 knifing for justice

[@SamBass]

The 'ol pirate driving me nuts joke, huh? Wow.

[@Ynotnow9900]

The Hans Kim rhcp under the bridge cover is epic

[@ivand0007]

No.

[@angmillz6559]

The way Tony says COMPILATION pissed me off 😂

[@livelifebythapig]

I'd like to see Bobby Lee and Santino as guest

[@spikedmo]

They might be in a couple weeks who knows

[@smoke4824]

If you look up a comedians tour schedule they usually are on kill tony when doin shows near austin TX

[@ashertrades]

I really love the Austin episodes! Tony is so funny it doesn’t matter who the guest is

[@fredfredburger1424]

pot calling the kettle fat was low key hilarious

[@Leaning_Bear]

Kam collects rocks, Hanz slings 'em -- comedy duo created!

[@jmh31890]

I couldn't watch live this week but I'm thankful to have something on Tuesday this time around. Good show

[@buffalokids671]

I love Jessie she’s such a cutie but also a killer as a comedian! ❤️💯💯💯

[@theatomicon]

Brad Thorton looks like Jimmy Fallon and Bob's Burgers had a baby.

[@AW-mz6ml]

Hope Redban buys her a house, just to piss William off

[@avilla4013]

Is that his ex?

[@stringer01]

how did you comment on this 17 hours ago when it just premiered a few hours ago?

[@eatmorecoleslaw]

Redban would be a real bag of bones if he did that

[@cloudbloom]

William Montgomery is consistently one of the funniest people during their one minute set. Absolute living power move

[@lotanowo]

No.

[@Musicnut90]

Yes

[@HTSGOSU]

Did you really just say that right now

[@hunterzandarski5612]

He kinda bombed this time man.

[@die4race]

I guess you're From Montana huh ?

[@Bradc24]

I love how tony thinks anywhere thats not L.A or Texas is hillbilly land😂

[@cspartacus716]

That band, though...played Cat Scratch Fever as the cat lady left the stage!

[@BattleBladeWarrior]

Yo, when that akward guy was like "I'm a rapper" after that lackluster set of his, I was thinking it was gonna be really bad, but nah, dude was friggin good! That was awesome. Same with that bluegrass guy, he actually plays really well.

[@elfranko81]

Karaoke with hans should be a segment lol

[@jordanm5149]

That crowd suuuuuucked!

[@kevinmaddog3064]

Tony is a badass and can take a roasting. Love this show.

[@jaedinmedicineelk7426]

What in the BirdBox did she say? Calls her cat, Cat hahaha

[@Jc0smillozsx]

53:57 "yeah we're going to go with our senior obesity correspondent Brian Redban" 😂😂😂

[@aybruhhamaybruhham5107]

Fuck yeah, Jetski is great, wish she would move to Austin.

[@AmandaBurns14]

1:20:45 Hell yeah, Brad - playing some Colter Wall, good choice!!

[@jeffbernier1770]

Brad Thorton looks like a young real life Bob from Bob's Burgers

[@gypsytarot22]

Juicy Jetski for President 2024. ♥️🦄💙

[@cwallace]

It's awesome how the guys that were terrible at comedy, were really talented at something else

[@Smashmema]

Yeah except I wish the second guy would have made it clear that was a coltor wall song

[@sergiovalenti7255]

Another great show, thanks!

[@shadcovert1160]

Man I LOVE Jetski. Very very attractive human.

[@jhollands4203]

Am I the only one who just skips to the end to watch William Montgomery

[@skunkapeGG]

The band playing baba baba bad to the bone after Jared Nathan 😂

[@MichaelLuchiesTrepRep]

The "driving me nuts" joke is a very popular street joke that's been around for decades. I listen to a radio show that has said that joke for 10+ years. Even if they suck, you gotta do your own jokes people, c'mon.

[@eatmorecoleslaw]

I heard that joke as a kid 40 years ago…has no business on a stage. “No business, no bizznezzz !“ - in a screaming Clint Howard voice, if you will

[@skeptical4446]

Thank you so much o mighty joke historian. Literally Noone thought that was an original joke. But thanks

[@eatmorecoleslaw]

@@skeptical4446 but look at this bag of bones🤣

[@MichaelLuchiesTrepRep]

@@eatmorecoleslaw this guy gets it

[@MichaelLuchiesTrepRep]

@@skeptical4446 about 15 people in the audience did

[@WuhSuhDood]

49:34 "when you say badder, you mean like cake?" Genius level joke. Badder, batter, cake batter. Badder, thicker, fat ass, caked up

[@Grinchillah]

Thanks for explaining the joke to everyone 🎉

[@jpablocr8]

No shit

[@brianbjur4796]

Does anyone know what the band is playing at 37:30?

[@sosickwitit247]

Got you all in check - Busta rhymes

[@Tnuttycomedy]

Pretty sure ppl are signing up with 2 street jokes, just to get a chance to rap/sing.

[@randomtees]

Maybe. But I don't mind in this case because he actually was talented. Not "high school good" like most of the singers/rappers who go up there. He had legitimate professional potential. Sounded kind of like Shock G from Digital Underground.

[@nathanmendelsohnbjj7964]

This should be a new game on the show where Redban tries to guess what Jared Nathan is trying to say , if he guesses right before Jared can get it out he gets a point 🤣

[@jcromeen7456]

Damn I just realized that they’ve been doing 4pm shows , something seemed off.

[@Danukar]

what song are they playing at 28:15?

[@FlightsNemesis]

Jessie Johnson needs a Mucinex endorsement

[@NuGsGaming]

This world would not be the same without William Montgomery

[@Thisisnttravis]

Tony you owned the gay jokes this round! Comfortable in your own skin and it was killer to watch 49:00

[@bellamosse]

I actually look forward to Mondays now!!!

[@pistolpete2803]

Jetski please come back! The band needs you 🙂

[@letmelive2006]

She's the only link with the old band!

[@willa5551]

hans giving out his address: FROM UNDER THE BRIDGE WHERE I PARKED

[@lemmehithatnyc461]

Get the old band back together! I just wanna hear Joelburg do his Miss Piggy impression again. Haha. Fucking GOLD.

[@EricPach]

I miss the old band so much but I also love the new band :(

[@19james77]

that'd be awesome

[@VibeMusicAI]

I loved their news anchor skits too, great stuff

[@dank-mcpuffins1267]

The old band was what made this show great

[@yasirkadhim2940]

@らてちゃん Yeah never ever ever

[@b0bbyz]

William beating homeless people is my new favorite bit.

[@victorgreen1176]

So the nerds ‘locked lenses,’ good one Tony

[@khloesmama0415]

Tony said it best so I'll just add to it! The world needs more ppl like Jessie Johnson AKA JetSki AKA Juicy thx to Santino and Bobby Lee for that nickname but she prefers to be called JetSki 🤣💕 Love it! 😮 Such a talented, smart, real, hilarious, beautiful woman!

[@handijobe1076]

Can't wait you Tony have become part of the Monday routine! I didn't know how successful you and Redman have become because of the podcast I had seen you before on Rogan and that's how I was familiar with your name and Redban from him as well obviously I am the Guy from Hollywood beach that had a white helmet on and was in a wheelchair? Anyways I'm sure you don't remember it but for me it was a great experience! Thanks for your time and help can't wait!

[@staunchy3283]

Redban*

[@angelotro]

Redhand*

[@ShrimpDaddys]

Redpan*

[@JMO515]

Trashcan*

[@PrickMoranis]

Bedpan

[@JoeyTen]

31:26 The band sounds great! I wish I knew where to find more rap with bands like that

[@JoolianV]

Some of Freddie Gibbs’ small live performances might be right up your alley. Maybe The Roots? There’s definitely way more I’m not super in that world but I know it’s there

[@JoeyTen]

@@JoolianV thanks! Maybe I can throw some of that stuff into a playlist and let KZbin Music recommend more

[@beezuschrystler3114]

Amazing jokes at the perfect moment every time

[@arknark]

I remember when she was "Jetski". The "Juicy" thing has really caught on.

[@sebc3546]

this show has become 50% regular 50% bucket pulls..

[@irabernstein]

and still the number 1 live comedy pod

[@sebc3546]

@@irabernstein and the competition for live comedy podcasts is absolutely fierce of course

[@jeffscottjenkins3654]

Where were the Cam jokes when Hans was talking about abusing those beautiful rocks?

[@carlosbaja678]

i love william montgomery, worth the wait he is the closer

[@Luckybuddah]

Redban drinking coffee at 2 PM in afternoon because he just woke up 😂😂😂

[@BaddogSportsFan]

Show is at 8pm since the beginning

[@15grams]

Touch my camera through the fence you Tony

[@nickkolesnik5054]

Don't be stingey

[@schophi]

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