Killian Jones Humor || Uptown Funk

AND DAY 7 IS HERE (phew I need an editing break...jk I premade all these videos lol) I decided it was only fair that since my name stands for Hilarious Killian, that the final video of my 2000 subscriber week be a humor video of Killian. I hope you enjoy!

[@shockwave_datafiles8099]

"I may be a simple pirate but I know one thing. Lakes have water." That's an underrated line right there.

[@Star_L1ght07]

Cora looked at him when he said that like, "DUH!!!"

[@really1346]

His accent came through when he said it tho🤯😂

[@MysteryGaming101]

Mystixx -.- his accent?

[@MysteryGaming101]

And “sparkly dirt. Great.”

[@ellen-hr1kv]

@@MysteryGaming101 he’s irish x

[@carissabukowski2081]

When Hook turned into a dad for a hot second when Henry talked about his Camelot girl friend

[@acesworld7782]

yEs

[@__fox_tail]

His face expressions then were priceless

[@TsukabuNosoratori2]

@@__fox_tail I loved it when they actually bonded like stepdad and son. His reactions to Henry's 'growing up' were priceless xD

[@avacadoequestrian8918]

Adorable 😂

[@greythomas6199]

I loved his face as soon as Henry mentioned her

[@Izzy-hb4ij]

Killy was sooo offended when Henry asked him why he dressed like that lmao

[@xx-dz5zu]

Bruhh I died at that part 😂😂😂

[@mariedarling1264]

Killy? 😂

[@EmmaF]

@@mariedarling1264 yes

[@amielia5625]

“dIRTy?!” Also got me lmao

[@rainyplayz8264]

Ikr I legit DIED-FUNNIEST LINE EVER

[@analisa193]

Henry:I'm not going anywhere with a dirty pirate. hook:Dirty?! I bathe quite frequently thank you very much. luv that and everything else.

[@yellowedpinkchickenedbanan3700]

Analisa Kool kid i guess that it wasnt a compliment

[@mianicoleleon1647]

Me too

[@Excitedtree]

I love his dark one impression, " shush shush shush storytime" and "you kissed me with that mouth" Who can forget " rolly joger "

[@juliapakarinen7956]

I know right? I always do "try not to laugh"-challenge with these kind of videos and was (barely) keeping it together. After that came up… let's just say I failed, big time. *haha*

[@Excitedtree]

I just gave up the second he started his impression

[@Lilbitch05136]

Second one killed me 😂😂

[@anime_lesbian_freak5583]

Excitedtree 4293 BEHOLD… THE ROLLY JOGER

[@sophieschlueter6568]

Excitedtree 4293 | Rolly Joger, meh fav forever

[@vaardoggie2001]

“I don’t bloody know. I just press the Emma button and she answers. Usually.” IM DED YALL I CANT HANDLE THIS UGHH I LOVE HIM SO MUCHHH I LOVED HIM EVEN BEFORE I KNEW HE WOULD BE OF ANY SIGNIFICANCE IN THE SHOW 😂😂

[@sanjanaprabhu6397]

"Why should I carry around this ridiculous thing if you're never there when I use it???"

[@Emily-jb9mz]

I only watched for Emma and Hook.

[@reylo3866]

Me too😂

[@jasmine.q7105]

Haha same

[@janiholtshausen13]

I actually paused this episode and rewinded so I could video it on my phone lol

[@xx-dz5zu]

Robin:"Its a picture from up inside zelena" Hook: Woah.. mate... Hooks reaction was hilarious 😂💀

[@ruby725]

•ʝσɾԃყɳ xσxσ• I actually miss OUAT so muchhhhh

[@kickyourhead1910]

Why don't more people react like that it's priceless

[@theoneandonlyastronomer902]

You have 666 likes. Speaking of the devil! 😁

[@liamr3362]

@@theoneandonlyastronomer902 sorry I ruined it 😅

[@MegKilliansGirl]

Yes I can't with him 😂

[@mayaalexandra1822]

"The wooden man-child" I just LOVE it when he's jealous of Pinocchio.

[@randommaster2428]

Remember when he was jealous of himself😂🤣

[@janiholtshausen13]

yeah lol, I recently watched that episode

[@domnarudaria-elena3147]

Lmao

[@lcversdior]

BAHAHA

[@rare6143]

I mean… Emma DOES have a type…

[@tara-ou2jv]

that face he makes when Henry tells him about the girl

[@Kiki-zl2dk]

Yeah it really just shows that he was destined to be his second dad

[@Elementianhero22]

He's got the biggest grin on his face through that whole scene! It's so cute!

[@keltavuokko]

That's maybe my all-time-favourite Hook moment. The delivery of the line "Is there indeed?" was pure gold.

[@kadburycream]

One of the best moments in the show. I rewatch it so much hahaha

[@TheSeptembergirl96]

Kilian kinda reminds me of a modernized Jack Sparrow

[@emmaricker5633]

TheSeptembergirl96 and hotter;)

[@TheSeptembergirl96]

@@emmaricker5633 So true! It's the clean teeth and all together the better hygiene, I'm sure 😇

[@mianicoleleon1647]

Howwww

[@anakbhandari5742]

Same

[@Thellusionexe]

Yesss

[@starbuck7539]

They force fed me something called baloney... LMAO

[@oliviafaye3404]

lmFao

[@EmmaF]

@Kai Evans shh

[@holydutchlord3477]

Its spelled Bologna

[@vickypolychronou6215]

Hook in once upon a time is what Damon Salvatore is in vampire diaries

[@Lilbitch05136]

YESSSSS

[@rosielove4896]

Vassiliki Polychronou facts

[@marwanali4878]

It's wierd how right you are

[@lauratroy13]

Sass and hotness yes. Just that hook wasn't goodly awful in a relationship

[@tamaradeklein1017]

why does this make so much sense..... But it's true tho

[@edenthompson4724]

Henry:Why are you dressed like that? Killian:WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE THAT HMMM? Emma:KIDS STOP IT Both of them:Sorry 4:15

[@kathyvictoria6059]

When David and Killy we’re making the potion and David goes it says to stir counter clock wise.. do we turn or just the glass.. and they both turned around in a circle - I lost it 😂💀

[@tillie_daviesdavies2569]

“One of these days I’m goin to stop chasing this woman” lol I’m not

[@annii_maee]

Time?

[@nia-qf2mz]

@@annii_maee 4:05

[@galactikw01f]

I love how the editor of this vid kept putting "I'm a little shit" everywhere 😂😂😂

[@cyanjackson7689]

And wanna make some pancakes on their first date 😂😂😂

[@mollygrant1221]

Hook imitating gold The rolly joger Robin: it's a picture from up inside zelena Hook:ew mate

[@Shadow-Walker-13]

Hook has pressed " The Emma Button" many times.

[@genaferde9046]

Captain Hook has not only pressed "The Emma Button" many times but he has also smashed "The Emma Button" many times at night. 😉😂

[@rockfreakk5712]

@@genaferde9046 😂

[@milliepaterson4063]

@@genaferde9046 WOAH-

[@Karla-nh1cj]

MAN I FUCKING WISH THAT WAS ME

[@nia-qf2mz]

@@genaferde9046 EXCUSE ME MISS GIRL-

[@fairy7216]

3:57 hook just turned very Irish

[@monarch2520]

Killian your Colin is showing

[@yellowedpinkchickenedbanan3700]

-Shshshshshshshsh, story time -Killian, really? A villain is coming to kill us all one by one and now you want me to go to bed?

[@lizzychin2911]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@amy_cd6765]

All of them crack me up, but gotta love the: “I’ve been in my fair share of brigs, but none as barbaric as that. They force fed me something called *baloney* “

[@i_escaped_area_5128]

I love how Hook is like a 7 year old when Henry ask why he's dressed like that and they had to babyproof him.

[@xanqeliicx772]

“she’s real too?” “says the daughter of Prince Charming and snowy white”

[@jumana1915]

I was looking for this comment 😂😂

[@abijackson2079]

I’m still so obsessed with the fact that he “baby proofed” the hook

[@hhkraze9445]

4:25 anyone else notice he had baby proof hook😂😂

[@azulalul]

How have I never noticed that 🤣

[@hnoack4071]

Yup

[@jesslorenza9996]

OHMYGOD SO CUTE

[@angelcookies1209]

Oh wow i love that

[@domnarudaria-elena3147]

Omg, I didn't notice! Loooool !!!!😂😂😂

[@joannagracej]

“Normally, I like to do more enjoyable activities with a woman on her back.” *ASJSJSJSJSJS*

[@janiholtshausen13]

and I lop

[@EmmaF]

@@janiholtshausen13 aNd I lOp

[@EmmaF]

@@janiholtshausen13 when you want to be a sksk-vsco girl but can't spell oop

[@janiholtshausen13]

@@EmmaF lol, I didn't realise

[@janiholtshausen13]

@@EmmaF I don't want to be a Isco girl tho

[@simsim_ran]

1:35😂😂 when Emma asked him out, he was just like finally I’ve been waiting for this 😂😂

[@valentine3363]

Gentlemen, LET'S GET KRAKEN'

[@Elementianhero22]

Oh my gosh, they should TOTALLY have kept that line in there! That would have been HILARIOUS! It's just too bad that Colin grinned directly at the camera (which I hear you're not supposed to do). They could definitely have used that moment of levity in an otherwise very intense season.

[@Lyssa16]

Henry: mentions a girl Hook: time to go full on dad mode *cracks knuckles and teasingly smiles*

[@DayDreamer1171]

"I press the Emma button she answers usually" 😂😂😂 best line ever from Hook

[@melodyjade6854]

now I'll never hear this song without thinking of Killian

[@blissfullyunaware4175]

4 minutes and 28 seconds straight of pure charm

[@naydenlover]

THIS WAS BRILLANT!!!! FREAKING LOVE KILLIAN JONES!!! and this song was just perfect he always had so much sass, whit and laughs love him so much!!!! well done!!!

[@sallysanchez8891]

laurenmcquilty Omg your profile picture!!!

[@naydenlover]

HA! you mean Colin and Katie hehe LOVE Merlin!!! its one of my fav pics!

[@MyLifeMyChoice2]

If I had that much sass and whit, no one would dare try to mess with me 😂 How come he gets a better life than me, and doesn't get told how to run his life?

[@kzcreationzmore]

2:43.... I love you for putting that subtitle in XD

[@flyingfish4043]

Omg...

[@barlin07]

OMG, I missed that one!!

[@alexarose8300]

I didn’t miss it 🤣🤣

[@TheCinematicUniverseTraveler]

what is it with food sex jokes on this show?

[@kzcreationzmore]

@@TheCinematicUniverseTraveler I don’t know but I still find it funny this many years later. It’s been a while since I rewatched ouat, maybe I should again

[@jiggerypokery8476]

'Sorry, didn't mean to interrupt...well, yes I did...' (thought bubble: Imma lil shit) I lost it. I love his cheeky attitude! XD

[@katieneri7664]

behold the ROLLY JOGER also "wanna make some pancakes?" lol 😂😂

[@asofiasantamaria4723]

The Rolly Joger!!!!!

[@kzcreationzmore]

3:48....... Teacher Hook! 1st lesson: Lakes have water! XD

[@laylasmusicalworld6271]

"Lakes have water" OH MY GOD I WASN'T AWARE OF THAT THANK YOU VERY MUCH KILLIAN 😂😂

[@marzzland5176]

i love the one where he is a dark one and he mocks rumple

[@imanevilswan4529]

Get your fairs in order dearie for we duel at noon on my ship

[@Ace-1525]

I have never seen this show, but now I know what I'm binging next.

[@anisa7591]

Ace good choice

[@princesszainyy50]

Ur going to love it

[@AL-yu7wy]

Nothing makes me laugh more than 00:37

[@katie-leebaker7385]

What episode was that scene

[@jasmine.q7105]

XD

[@Elementianhero22]

@@katie-leebaker7385 It's part two of the two-parter where Killian and Emma travel back in time. I believe it's S3E22

[@lizzychin2911]

@@Elementianhero22 it's part one but that is my favorite scene ever

[@xanqeliicx772]

“you remember claud?” “no I can’t say that I do” “..you killed him in the cell block!” 😂😂😂

[@thegaylord2788]

0:06 I love dark hook😂

[@evievalentine]

“It’s a bottle of dirt, wonderful” has the same energy of “I’ve got a jar of dirt I’ve got a jar of diiirrtt”

[@janiholtshausen13]

"The Rolly Joger" always cracks me up!!!! LMAOOO It's really hard to say when you're used to Jolly Roger! I wonder how many times they had to do it over because of Colin saying Jolly Roger

[@bodw5590]

“Once I’m gonna stop following this woman” but whe al know he won’t cause he literally says “im never stop fighting for us” 😂

[@moistsponge8007]

Killian was the best character on the show...you can’t change my mind 😂

[@Aleksiway]

"Wanna make me some pancakes" I had to pause so that I could read it. SOOOOOO glad I did!

[@annii_maee]

Time?

[@yezmer]

Regina: it's water Killin: Oh I knew it, never trusted the stuff. Rum would never do that! I DIED LAUGHING.

[@Vitya436]

"Kill us all 1 by 1, thats what i'd do." HAD ME DYING 😂

[@whippethacreem7299]

Snow/ Mary Margret: Am I interrupting something? Emma: No! Hook/ Killian: Yes.

[@idefk608]

“You’d like my brother, he could be a stubborn ass”, yep know the feeling

[@whippethacreem7299]

Cptn Hook: A girl whose sad can always go for some rum to help. Belle: Im pregnant remember? Cptn Hook: Oh yeah lol...

[@celestinebuendia]

Oh god, I’d forgotten this character existed but now I remember why I loved the edgy bastard and feel embarrassed.

[@nikkiharris962]

This was the best 4 minutes and 28 seconds of my life

[@theodoraboyer2677]

The " I am here to ask you out" scene is everything😂😍

[@chloe.schlegel]

Henry: No way that im going with a dirty pirate! Killian: Dirty? I bathe quite frequently, Thank You very much! Thats great! XDDD

[@nailahchoudhury399]

I swear to damn god. Killian jones is the best character in a tv show i have ever seen. This video literally makes me laugh every time.

[@tara-ou2jv]

I can’t stop watching this video somebody help me

[@sarahodonoghue8530]

"And here we are the Rolly Joger." I laughed so hard at that!!!😂😂

[@juliapakarinen7956]

Oh, gosh, I'm choking here with laughter! :D Great job! I love that you included the parts of season 7 and that part where Hook finally calls Regina off for all her remarks of him. 3:36 = the most logical thing you do while keeping an eye for a children.. x)

[@Ivanchy91]

this would be better if the music volume was lower but other than that - love it :)

[@sahibathind5373]

And the captions stayed up longer!!

[@evafruh3375]

This is making me love him even more than I already did.

[@Vika-nf8bi]

Wanna make some pancakes?? That one killed me

[@midsizebody_bigheart]

Rolly Jogger...😂

[@evie-mae8923]

Emma: You are a stalker Hook: Don't scream

[@dinashay2798]

That man was my biggest crush. God, I loved everything about him.

[@majas7024]

i love every duo which includes hook. hook and david? love it. hook and henry? love it. hook and regina? love it. hook and emma? love it. hook and belle? love it (of course when they’ve become friends) hook and robin? love it. and the trio hook david and robin ONG. he’s perfect thank you very much

[@heliparikh2565]

My stomach hurts 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 “I press the Emma button, and she answers usually” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@joslynmeyer1806]

the scene where Emma comes to ask him out at granny's and he completely fumbles the dart throw SENDS ME

[@amyjackson6385]

Hahaha!! I love this! The humor on this show is great and Killian's got a lot of great lines over the years! Thanks for this, I could not stop laughing! And the little captions were the best, I love it!

[@DianaDxD]

I think this is where the wesley from the princess bride inspiration shines cuz he matches his wit and style

[@isobellakoot7058]

"Behold! The Rolly Joger!" Haha haha!!

[@TheArwenEvenstar]

Fantastic,the videos keep getting better ,i love it especially the dark hook scene

[@shanabethay5010]

"you kiss me with that mouth" what episode is that from🤣😂

[@Elementianhero22]

It's in Season 6, forget which episode.

[@miashaw1599]

6x07 I think

[@mace981]

yo i swear the amount of love i have for this series and killian is just wEw

[@kzcreationzmore]

2:14....... Ya Belle, he tried to kill you...... but come on, look at that face, how can you NOT forgive him?!

[@ivenorea]

Love his humor 😂😂😂😂 he and Rumple are My favourite characters

[@Crayon_eater007]

You know something that makes me laugh is when i think about Killian Johns waking up every morning, going to the bathroom, and standing in front of the mirror while he puts on guyliner

[@lovelysunshinee6646]

It’s the voice that gets me man his voiccceeeeeeeeeeeee

[@nevaehviveros1754]

0:04 I love this part it makes me laugh so much ❤️🤣🤣

[@pamelasumba9649]

Same I wouldn’t stop cracking up 😂😂😂

[@tasfiaabedin918]

He is very handsome but I just fall for his dashing voice and humor 😍 These three things make him a perfect guy in Outlook.

[@maiabeaumont2079]

Killian has a dad mode that automatically turns on when he is near a child😂😂❤️

[@SKZ_Maniac_08]

Henry-“Why are you dressed like that?” Hook-“WhY aRe YoU dReSsEd LiKe ThAt?!” 🙌🏻😂

[@federicao4609]

"Shhh shhh shhh story time" funny. Imagine that frase but with his daughter. Sounds sweet. 💓

[@ioana5565]

I always laugh so much at "the rolly joger" 😂😂😂

[@kerricunningham707]

Was so funny 🤣🤣🤣

[@aidsvlekje8566]

2:50 i still die of laughter everytime i hear this

[@acesworld7782]

"Shush, shush, shush, sToRyTiMe..."

[@elrondriel]

4.27 minutes of pure joy xD Had me smiling all the way through BRILLIANT!

[@mayaclark921]

When David and hook turn around there like what the hell are we doing we look like idiots

[@lillydoyle1368]

I love this video I think I’ve seen it like 100 times I used to watch it everyday bc it just made me so happy

[@user-gf2wi7xs4c]

My favorite has to be "WELCOME TO THE ROLLY JOGER"

[@katelynbeedham1561]

this makes me want to rewatch ouat for the 62nd time. It's been years

[@KateMowriMerrygold]

Eyy name twin ;') and you should 😂

[@katelynbeedham1561]

Katelyn Boyle I have been ahaha :)😂

[@unloyal_gacha3763]

" TheY fOrcE fED mE soMEthInG cAlLed BoloGnA"

[@marianaarias1696]

Doctor : you have 4:28 left to live Me :

[@lizzychin2911]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@mckayleem3098]

1:37 he’s like “go back in the cage so I can rescue you, Swan.” Lol

[@poseidonskidfromfrance]

Ok, it’s official. I’m rewatching OUAT.

[@karolinakiczynska2838]

I thought the same 😊

[@ebie5185]

This is my most favorite video on the internet. I swear I've watched this 50 time today Thank you

[@ekstadropsen]

"Say's the daughter of snow white and prince charming"😂 the man's got a point 😂

[@princessofsilver6777]

ThE RoLLy JoGeR!