KILL TONY

[@lancegoodman9930]

Tony looks like the villain in a lacrosse movie was an underrated line

[@bigzachful]

Yeah he shut it down but I was true

[@Jeff-hq4ox]

He looks like Jerry Seinfeld’s evil twin

[@Kevtron9000]

False wasn’t funny....however could of been his god awful personality

[@shawnweil7719]

100%

[@Grinchillah]

@@Kevtron9000 you seem like you’d be fun at a party

[@ChokeArtist411]

Show starts at 12:09

[@SketchyAsFunk]

Not all heros wear capes

[@davosholdos1253]

They all do however wear strap-ons

[@johnmillay6790]

​@@davosholdos1253reql heros take the strap

[@NessieTheCatt]

Starts after hans part imo, dudes extremely unlikeable and a terrible comedian

[@Notyourphone.]

I always skip Sandpaper hand job. He SUUUUCKS.

[@Adam-od2ij]

Been a rough week, needed this

[@phillalvarezcomedy]

Keep rockin brotha 🤙🏽

[@UintaDave]

And it’s only Monday…

[@onlyabudi]

@@UintaDave Tuesday in Australia

[@JacobReaddy]

You can see Tony was debating on ending Franks career when he said he wanted him to talk less 😂

[@coldwave623]

@@louiecampers1767 never talk back lol like a toddler?

[@rubenpena246]

That was rude af, man should know his place

[@samuelemeryjiujitsu]

I would have been much less understanding than tony.

[@chrisburns514]

It’s just hilarious that it’s usually incredibly dim people that get on stage to directly challenge Tony. Like, at least be funny if you’re gonna talk shit lol

[@davidsaucedo6102]

True power and control is displayed in restraint!

[@natedawg88]

When William starts yelling I lose my shit... Thank you for the laughter man I need it.

[@Abitflippant]

I'm so proud of myself for identifying Michaels' set from the opening riff and having it confirmed when they played off the challenger with the song. A true homage to a master.

[@BERSRKYR]

I just came to the comments to see if anyone mentioned this

[@kylegeee]

funniest part of the show is Redban doing an ad for a fitness app

[@ColemanCovers]

I haven’t listened to an add on this podcast in 3 yesrs

[@RelentlessPedigree]

...nothing he does is funny. Good try though nerd

[@johnmillay6790]

Alright hitler youth chill ​@RelentlessPedigree

[@Skorp-eon]

this show has me in tears . the interview is never dull with molly

[@bdbmanny1687]

Anybody have a link to her

[@maxh4651]

@@bdbmanny1687 🤮

[@lordfordification]

Weird part is, she was super familiar in the beginning, then she mentioned adult films and I was like, oh that must be it. Then she said she worked at a Publix in Florida... Reality shattered.

[@Skorp-eon]

@@maxh4651 she looks good , and I’m not into bbw like that . Great personality she Carries on her chest

[@microtransactions2661]

Yeah I have this thing where I'm more attracted to stand up comics who are also bbw porn stars.

[@jonbanuelos3288]

banger of an episode! great randos, great sets by the regs, great roasts by tony

[@rebelaney]

Michael Gonzales totally played Led Zeppelin's Rock and Roll for the drum-off. Lol

[@kf8346]

I noticed that too! I thought I was imagining it. It was the exact intro to that song.

[@Baaare52]

Thought it was Keep a Knockin by Little Richard 😁

[@kf8346]

@@Baaare52 oh wow. I just looked that up and yeah, very similar. I’m sure John Bonham was influenced by little Richard. But yeah. A drum off should be more improvised than this. I like the new band and I like kill tony in Texas but really though. Nobody will live up to Joel. I think drum offs might be a bad idea going forward if all he does is memorized intros to Led Zeppelin/little Richard. Cuz at some point the audience will not clap as loud for the kill tony drummer. What then? Actually replace each other’s lives? The joke only worked cuz we all knew that Joel could not lose.

[@Dan-fy3vp]

@@kf8346 I'm sure he wasn't trying to hide the fact that he was riffing of of Zeppelin. The whole segment is just a running joke lol...Joel's a beast drummer but Michael's just as good if not better if we're gonna go there.

[@plastifiedmetal5682]

@@Dan-fy3vp he clearly played the song because he knew if would lose in a real drum off. Thats weak seriously 😅

[@lslewis]

The band lowkey be roasting folks with their song choices lol.

[@utdwierdo]

They’re the best in the land my man

[@santosdean5875]

i’ll always love the old band but the new band is phenomenal the show runs much smoother with them

[@lslewis]

@@santosdean5875 Yeah, I agree, As far as the show as whole it does run more smoothly ~

[@angmillz6559]

Give Tony some damn hearing aids. Jesus Christ 😂

[@cloudbloom]

Every. Fucking. Episode.

[@PlzReturnYourShoppingCart]

Dude, I know!

[@SleffHuxley]

Tony got tinnitus

[@cloudbloom]

@@SleffHuxley more like gay-itis amiright 😎

[@delonwilliams8806]

Gay and deaf!!

[@Will45_]

Benji as a guest is like not having a guest at all.

[@ericschinn]

I'm just glad we finally figured out whose been fucking Tony all these years

[@KK-----]

it was a great show either way, better that than try too hard

[@AlexA-hg4sf]

way better than ones who won't shut the f up

[@louis-etiennebelangergagno5514]

Donnell rawlings wink wink

[@get8bit]

I think it's nice Tony is sponsoring deaf and mute children like this. It was Benji's make-a-wish.

[@jordi925]

The olive oil tycoon joke was actually hilarious 😂

[@Skorp-eon]

it went over heads for sure.

[@yesterdaze114]

@@deadphishcheesespread I see we’ve struck a chord here.

[@richardsteiner45]

@@deadphishcheesespread he’s saying he’s a greased oily fucker

[@chrishommel8133]

I didn’t get it

[@sk8legendz]

bubblegum scented buttplug Davids roast of Tony this ep was gold

[@FlightsNemesis]

We need Mark Normand here again

[@BenjamenMejia]

Yes!!!!

[@winark1]

yeaaaaaah damn straight mark it back up

[@CollieCam]

Or Ron White, top two guests EASILY

[@justinsteranka1]

How is he on Rogan more frequently than kill Tony?

[@nhjt6507]

We need Ozzy Osbourne on the show

[@iandicarlo96]

Bro, the way John Deez looked over after he started playing was awesome. Highest of compliments.

[@Tnuttycomedy]

The band playing “basketball” after that one guy, was top notch.

[@slickdaddycc7506]

Had me in crying rn lol 😂

[@MKJ2DAY]

Crazy!! I was about to leave this comment. Glad others picked up on that. Kurtis Blow!!

[@joshuamiller125]

This band nails that kind of amazing shit all the time!...frequently goes unrecognized by Tony and company sadly.

[@graychev]

Oh that's sweet

[@Kevtron9000]

Hell yeah! I’m glad I’m not the only one that noticed this !

[@hughesfarris6009]

Kill Tony drinking game: drink every time Tony says "Absolutely" drink every time Tony says "I love it" drink every time the guest utters a single word drink every time Redban makes a gross and borderline illegal joke drink every time D-madness puts his hands over his ears You'll be blacked out within the first 10 minutes.....

[@delonwilliams8806]

I'm down!

[@nosferatu2]

And “so ssstupid”

[@gsecretssecret4445]

Blacked out and being whisked off to hospital.

[@themuleontrantor]

Every time time Tony sounds like a homosexual

[@diogocorreia2482]

anddd " okidoki"

[@srhkid4life420]

Tony looking like the pink power ranger and Michael Gonzalez cheated and played a Led Zeppelin drum line 😂. They even played the song for the next comedian coming up lmao.

[@fcklexi]

These shows are always so amazing, I laughed so hard. The last lady was hilarious, def my favourite podcast to watch these days. 🤘🏼

[@marc2468]

I watched the man at the keyboard like he's the supreme judge for what's funny and what isn't.

[@MattiMattiMattiMatti]

It's a split with him and the man at the drums though, right?

[@jonbanuelos3288]

lmao straight up

[@mattm8098]

Acting like he doesn’t have an awesome job.

[@nicknovakk]

Hahah for real

[@bennparkinson8576]

William way better on keyboard

[@pubendr4208]

The production has improved very noticeably this episode keep it up :,)))

[@MainDrainStudios]

this is the episode where Tony finds out he needs a hearing aid

[@MR.E214]

That's everything episode

[@the1DasKrahen]

Tony's energy is great this night

[@VirginiaWolf88]

The rivalry between William and Redban is awesome!!! Love this show!!!!

[@realnoahbanx]

"You should make it a priority... mail" sometimes Redban has some stupid hitters lmao

[@Usergx-3047]

Redban was so proud of that jive turkey joke lol

[@ceekmils]

always hilarious to see where he picks his moments just to have Tony shit right on top of it lol

[@burtonbonham1629]

My face hurts. The only show that has me smiling and laughing the whole time.

[@KillTony]

Unfortunately stitcher and Spotify I have no control over what they do. Had a website problem earlier so they downloaded the wrong episode. I can’t change it on their end. - correct episode is on iTunes and others and of course deathsquad.tv

[@tech1238]

What are you jibber jabbing about? i am in bed with Covid, so i need this episode to work please 😘

[@austinexplorer512]

Buttplug

[@dickgoesinyamum5107]

How dare you not upload a free live podcast according to the schedules of us fickle plebs!!! I demand to be entertained! ... Also, wheres my sippy cup?! Who has my binky!?

[@FlightsNemesis]

Get Mark Normand pleaseeeee!

[@Gisme69]

Appreciate being able to watch the show. William and redban kill me. I’ve had horrible diarrhea and literally cough laughed while taking a hit and just shot a thin stream of shame right into my basketball shorts and to be honest, I don’t even play basketball.

[@HammerOfJustice124]

2 reasons to watch this show: 1. David Lucas and Tony roasting each other 2. William Montgomery

[@jreeves1990]

“Those shirts are for cowboys who ride unicorns”!!! Hilarious!!!

[@ronny9290]

Tony red van the ppl behind the scenes the band shout out you guys bring so much joy to my life hahaha. U guys have me cracking up. All love.

[@faceofdave1128]

I kept expecting Tony to call Drew Blues "Stevie Ray Bonbon".

[@frankiii4587]

🤣😂 Best comment here.

[@boogie5509]

I’m getting Real Antonio Brown vibes 😂 😂 😂 Tony killed him with that one

[@blakewhitbeck3027]

Tony was right, I did love the olive oil joke

[@Boltrex100]

We, the Internet, aprove the joke

[@bigzachful]

What's it mean?

[@Tormentality]

@@Boltrex100 Amen.

[@davidrussell9992]

Suits that kid right down to the ground

[@TropicalBones]

How Montgomery described the foreplay with Redban has been etched into my psyche forever...

[@revrocks3]

Holy Lord, the “14 year old girl with a mustache” slammed me hahaaa!

[@cj32pull2]

I guess it’s not a full house anymore 😳 🤯 😢 😂

[@KaesOner]

I never thought id be interested in getting updates on someones life on a regular basis but i am actually seriously intrigued about hearing Hans weekly updates on his life... Will Hans finally get to 4th base with the woman hes seeing?... Find out next week on Kill Tony... 😁😀

[@pilgs]

Do you still feel this way?

[@KaesOner]

@pilgs honestly I haven't even watched Kill Tony in 8 months, have been busy.

[@pilgs]

@@KaesOner I'm not sure, but that's probably a positive indicator. Keep it up!

[@YslNel]

Michael Gonzales with one of the best Mexican drum off performances.

[@Droostercogburn]

I thought I would still be protective of Joelberg but that was fucking bad ass.

[@YslNel]

@@Droostercogburn facts

[@cloudbloom]

Misty Mountain Hop is a surefire bet to get the crowd on your side even if they didn't realize what song he was channeling

[@thall3086]

I disagree I think the other dude won

[@crimsoncomposure]

New band SUCKS

[@Taskforce1]

David and Tony shadow boxing is the highlight of many of these shows - so good

[@b-Rad19]

Redban's jacket is 🔥. The band is top notch per usual. William > Hans and I wish they'd have a guest on or just always have Mark Normand on. Didn't even notice that lil mute sitting next to Tony.

[@gabstrain-king6566]

Hans is a lot better than william

[@CrashworkZ]

What brand is it? Where can you get one???

[@adelphophagy]

@@gabstrain-king6566 agreed, I don’t think William is bad by any means, but I don’t have that attraction to him that most seem to. Hans has real solid jokes, tag ,tag ,punchline tag, and awesome premises.

[@GeoffTrousselot]

I just watched all the commercials and I don't even live within the market region.

[@TheVillageRuse]

1:40:48 Shoutout Vicksburg BB! Anthony Jeselnik's grandparents also live(d) here. Blows my mind often. Vtown NEVAH GONE STOP!

[@thestrangeceleb]

Hell yeah! Mr Gonzales brought out the heavies with that John Bonham drum off! Fuckin' Aye!

[@aaronbradley]

Olive Oil TYCOON??? Best joke of the night!!

[@stormbreak13]

1:21:05 he is just playing the drum intro to "rock and roll" by Zeppelin

[@angelokush6659]

I honestly been watching this pod in random order, but i gotta say redban doesnt say much but when he does i feel like the audience doesnt hear him, cause "you should make that a priority mel" was hilarious

[@airbear69]

Let's get a guest that interacts with the show

[@scoop2448]

why does tony even have a guest? he wants all the attention

[@firstlast7184]

He's had years to come up with a roast. It's not spontaneous. And that's it?

[@stevensingh5955]

WOWWW 😆🔥 Michael Gonzalez is a MONSTER 😭👏🏼 holy crap that was epic!

[@GoonerAK]

The band playing Fireworks after the firework salesman/vet/con was amazing.

[@EdwardSteadfast]

I drink every time Tony says “hell yeah” …I’m hammered🥴

[@danieltendies300]

The harmonica playing comedian looked like Diabetes Ray Vaughan.

[@delasse3178]

i've been watching this show for years, every time, Tony says "alright are you guys ready to start the show or what?!" like it was the audience who was just blasting him with their commercials

[@whenboysetsfire1]

Lol

[@nuwavetvproductions]

Don’t think the live aud hears the commercials but could be wrong.

[@TheNightsquirell]

@@nuwavetvproductions he use to do it while on the show back in LA if I remember correctly, could be wrong though.

[@delasse3178]

@@nuwavetvproductions ive been to the live show twice, he does the ads there too. though i think more recently *some* of the ads are prerecorded -- i could be wrong

[@WillyG38]

I just would like to chime in here and say that I too could be wrong.

[@georgeanderson7657]

never seen anyone scroll a touch screen as ferociously as redban

[@nastyham5302]

When Lucas bombs he ussualy follows up with a killer interview

[@JohnnyNatino]

His jokes are the same every week. “You ever notice that _____ people ....” or “ive been fucking this ____ woman and.....”

[@doobiemoo9846]

And a killer fart

[@JahBreh]

@1:12:00 Tony’s audience awareness is pretty remarkable. One of the only times I loled was at his olive oil tycoon roast

[@camiloalvear1090]

Molly needs to be made a regular

[@isaac8141]

there's something about her that just makes me rock hard bro

[@pest5373]

Only so many titty jokes they can make.

[@microtransactions2661]

She should replace Ellis aych

[@TheLetamu]

Did redban buy the same jacket as Tony…? Talk about icing on cake.

[@dorothyreynold5419]

Each time I see william he is looking more and more healthy. Thank god! Want that man to live forever!

[@amd282]

That "Oil tycoon" roast was actually funny lol

[@millachipmunk]

My favorite part is when William yells

[@camiloalvear1090]

💯

[@joescarecrow]

easily impressed huh?!

[@andygirone7442]

@@joescarecrow don't be simple. It's clearly the heavenly way William yells his meaning at you and then describes it for you that makes it special.

[@microtransactions2661]

Why did hunter Biden have sex with that Afghanee refugee? Geehadabigbutt

[@2k9kidz54]

The olive oil tycoon was indeed one of the best jokes of the night

[@dereknelson1649]

Drew Blues….more like Stevie Ray Bomb

[@jrssrl]

Wait, girlfriend for two and a half years but started to learn the guitar one and a half year ago to get girls??!

[@ItsCriti]

I didn't catch that 😮

[@SGateway42]

olive oil farmer really was the best joke of the night. well played tony

[@d.howard5851]

Maybe the black mail one,but yeahh

[@ashrantbhartia2590]

Tycoon*

[@sunnyvaletrailerpark4725]

That was the best performance by Michael I’ve seen on the drums so far

[@chauncyquest2779]

I know it’s a running joke, but one of Williams best sets (in Austin times at the least)

[@JohnRamsey1993]

Tony needs a hearing aid lmao. HUH or WAIT WHAT

[@5tocks]

To be quite frank, William has lost a lot of weight, you love to see it

[@ahocko]

“Not so little Esther” killed me

[@LukeHotwagner]

I love Joelberg Joel Jimenez more than life itself, but that was my favorite drum solo of all time by the great Michael Gonzales.

[@crimsoncomposure]

Sacrifice yourself at once

[@rileygally2967]

I like how Michael Gonzales actually lets his skills back him up, he’s not insecure about his talent and doesn’t need to get naked to win the crowd’s love

[@braelutas]

As someone who ripped on Hans for relying on I’m Asian/I’m autistic so don’t worry bout it jokes early in his kill tony career the past few months he has really grown to only using I’m autistic so don’t worry about it jokes

[@rubenpena246]

He's got a killer set with all these minutes he's done

[@aubreyelf87]

"I got the blue ball blues" 😁🤦‍♀️ fuck I can tell this is one that will stick in my head and pop out at random times.

[@davidrussell9992]

Olive oil tycoon. He was right about the internet liking that one.

[@Calo-lz6yz]

Best part of the week!

[@tootory9506]

"You look like an olive oil tycoon"🫒🛢

[@camprice1161]

Possibly the greatest joke ever.

[@js78910]

We want the Skankfest episode! Please and thank you. 🤗

[@jmh31890]

I second this.

[@avi3020]

I third this

[@joescarecrow]

Fourth it... where is the Stanhope ep???

[@nononono12345]

That Structure joke by Redban was HILARIOUS

[@Jassbusters]

I just pray William’s son Jaymus doesn’t come back with his AR-15 this week

[@nolanhickling4467]

That seemed to bomb but the idea of jaymus is fucking hilarious, I was dying

[@Jassbusters]

@@nolanhickling4467 William mentions going to a kmart with a gun with his son Jaymus in one of his earlier sets, can’t remember which episode

[@jasonjohnson5929]

Lol

[@pistolpete2803]

@@nolanhickling4467 it got some laughs at times

[@TAPE5IVE]

"you look like a statue from Beetlejuice" is my new favourite insult

[@daveloughran729]

This band brings such a better vibe than the old one. I don’t care what anyone says.

[@tannersiebel]

The old band tried to be funny too often and would end up interrupting the show just to bomb.

[@daveloughran729]

@@tannersiebel yup. Really brought the show down a lot imo

[@idontknowmuch3441]

Did the guest on this show say anything?

[@Horseloverfat2374]

Molly V should be the new regular.

[@urhugetiny8300]

I’ve watched hundreds of episodes and I can confirm Tony needs a hearing aid

[@jakersonlouis]

I miss it when the guests would actually contribute to the show.

[@mitchellboone9816]

Redban just worked a shift at Burger King.

[@lisahenderson8963]

Go Molly! Lol it would be cool to see a female regular it’s been a while

[@camiloalvear1090]

Totally agree

[@cloudbloom]

Christina should be a regular imo

[@braelutas]

Any gender at anytime can become a regular. If the criteria for choosing the regulars was gender specific you would know by now

[@aaronl2777]

@@cloudbloom She is my favorite

[@microtransactions2661]

Yea and she's actually funny. Her and that other lady from New York forget her name but it was the one ep she was on when normand and Ali not funny were the guests

[@theposthumanpodcast]

I'd love a transcript of that doughnut hole bit.. 😂😂😂

[@KryspinPete]

Interview with Hans is priceless :-D

[@Dbag710]

Benji sounds like Joelberg. Can’t unhear It.

[@pistolpete2803]

Oh dang, Redban opening up the podcast looking into camera is straight fire! 🔥

[@ChiefRightHand]

Honestly been something i been thinking about🤣👌 he did it last week or week before and i was like "Yo. Thats nice as fuck. I like that."

[@sheeshlouise6014]

Redbans jacket came out of the closet. multiple puns intended

[@sheeshlouise6014]

Redbans jacket came out of the closet. multiple puns intended

[@finaldownpour]

Its good to see Tony checking up on his ex-boyfriend

[@3rdeye931]

I don’t get the hype around William Montgomery. The index cards shtick isn’t funny and it just exposes how weak he is as a stand-up. The jokes are hit and miss, he thinks saying things louder each time is a punchline… I simply don’t get it. I like him as person though, so I’m conflicted.

[@thatsscarybruh]

Completely agree

[@wonder12374]

Agreed

[@techatina]

Why isn't Molly a regular but Ellis was made one? ahhh...

[@vavasteph]

I miss Jeremiah and Joelberg! They were hilarious 👌🏼

[@TheJollyrancher69]

agreed! this band doesn’t make any jokes :(

[@rubenpena246]

@@TheJollyrancher69 It's better without them tbh

[@AnotherBangaTV]

they were special for sure

[@mrsir1872]

@@rubenpena246 i agree. it was annoying hearing jerimiah chime in all the time and interrupt the flow of the interviews. joel was funny tho, i do miss him.

[@bigzachful]

They were funny af

[@joshuakerr7777]

Bob Saget would've loved that Full House joke! Fantastic, if you can't laugh about death you can't accept the reality. It's gonna collect us all just like Pokémon!

[@DukeDevils151]

Hell yeah William!! Ghost of Tsushima is my all time fave