KILL TONY

[@tonygonzales876]

Started watching KT a few months ago and MAAAAN… having the band do different characters while also playing, adds a layer of extra funny to the show, kind of sucks not having them in the new episodes. Hope they bring them back.

[@MrDylanHole]

hell yeah, brother the show indefinitely moved to Austin and i suppose the band did not

[@Edwardosanchez6969]

It’s not gonna happen, at least we have jetski every now and then. Tony invited them back on not too long ago and Jeremiah did the one bit Tony hated the most

[@tre_3509]

Yeah nice job not telling what bit you obviously know what is 🙄​@@Edwardosanchez6969

[@trebordrum]

Congratulations for being the rare new kill Tony fan who shows props to the old band. Most of the new fans last year or two totally suck for assuming they know WTF they’re talking about instead of being wise like you and going back to watch the old episodes so that they could have a clue -which they don’t. It’s OK to not have a clue as long as you know you don’t have a clue yet almost all of the new kill Tony fans have no clue at all yet act like they know what they’re talking about and jump in the comment section and get a bunch of likes from other clueless new kill Tony’s fans and I wish they were like you and wud go back and appreciate the whole progression of this sho. Because us old heads see Almost all newbies are lame as fuck😘

[@hooperleblanc7246]

@@Edwardosanchez6969the milk puke?

[@tiptopmagoo1435]

Klitche brothers got me by surprise. I thought for sure it was going to be horrible but they were awesome.

[@peterwelsh1932]

It's spelled "Clitorus Maximus, Carpe"

[@FeRReT421]

where can we find them?????

[@davidkleitch40]

@@FeRReT421 @kleitchbros

[@ryanmoore8165]

maybe its bc im watching years later but it seemed hacky. not for me.

[@mattasticmattattack8546]

If William Montgomery had 2 younger brothers who hated him and hides his zantac 75

[@TheUnitedWeStand1776]

I love how Brian didn't edit in the ad reads into the middle of the show

[@georgethomas5417]

Dude when Jeremiah said that girl looks like the inside of a vacuum cleaner lol

[@SheySkeedy]

THE ACCURACY

[@runswithraptors]

Her tone changed after that, definitely changed the mood. Tony is a narcissistic prick sometimes

[@marcosisnothere]

You could tell she was upset about that one 😂

[@jesseobadiah]

The days before Hans. Nice

[@DanGutierrez7]

I like Hans.

[@MrAwesomeone]

Y'all don't allow repeat minutes unless it's Kam Patterson on episode 644

[@MrAwesomeone]

Which by the way i love kam he's probably my favorite comedian but rules are rules

[@rosshurt795]

Kam is straight garbage

[@Flayerthehatebound]

Jeremiah's news reporter team is the best

[@gooddeez]

Whett Backs, Tadd Gay and Chet Lightning 😂 GOATs

[@sock4919]

William Montgomery is absolutely destroying in this episode. Had me crying laughing just as hard as Tony. Amazing stuff.

[@jonathanpenman1958]

44:40 Tony declares no minutes are allowed to be repeated. Yet in this weeks last episode 5/29/23 David Lucas essentially repeats his entire minute from the week before and is greated with enthusiasm. Have the rules now changed? Or can only regulars be boring?

[@aminakamran6969]

I think you’re thinking too deeply about this, Jonathan.

[@nickmagwood9200]

@@aminakamran6969nah he’s right. I think it’s why David retired so early. He couldn’t handle the weekly pressure

[@pickyglicky5174]

Kam repeated his set the other night too smh

[@dustweb6833]

Idk why but Tony dying when William was up made me laugh way to hard

[@fanden93]

i think it was sarcastic laughter

[@Straytmusic3]

36 mins in and jeramiahs puppet joke has me rollinggggg

[@Xaveth]

The episode in which BrianRedban finds his prototype of the outro song. Soooo close! He knows it's gotta be K-pop and in episode 321, he nails it.

[@ikedewinter1213]

Ep 422 has the best version

[@Xaveth]

@@ikedewinter1213 Oh cool. I'll take a listen to it. Thank you.

[@fondofsauce]

Jeremiah Watkins is a genius

[@trentlomelino]

The twins got the it. The dui story funny af.

[@alexanderjeromewhite2380]

"Got the it" that phrase really just grinds my gears for some reason

[@coolboarder]

@@alexanderjeromewhite2380 THIS JUST IN - Looks like you "Got the it" in youtube comments

[@davidkleitch40]

Thank you. Follow us @kleitchbros if you like

[@stemid85]

"It's nice to have data...", "When you don't have anything else" 🤣

[@rudypineda89]

jeff ross looks like dana white if the ufc went bankrupt

[@doctoroctos]

he looks like a very satisfied baby

[@themadifuki]

This should have atleast 10k likes ctfuuu

[@MMAKOTV]

1:04:12 Jeff wanted to give the guy a handshake but he nervously jetted off the stage I hope he’s doing better now

[@matejoh]

William Montgomery looks exactly like my ex's latest victim.

[@haf8458]

It is amazing how many people that don’t have talent who move away from their lives to pursue entertainment with no backup plan

[@skeptical4446]

AHAHHAHA fuck that so funny. I have that exact thought every time I watch Kill Tony

[@blackout2430]

Well, in all fairness because of people in the comments section, can you even have a back up plan? Seems like everybody is this perfect Christian and they crucify everybody for bad one minute. I do get what you mean to an extent but I gotta play devils advocate here.

[@sock4919]

“Molly Kaufman”, who has asthma, glasses, and is constantly going “eugh bleh ugh wehhh”, didn’t know she was Jewish?

[@jimboslice375]

If I had a dollar for everytime I've heard tony make the myth busters joke I'd be a hundredaire

[@xxatvxx]

Lets hear from our sponsors AND WE'RE BACK

[@doctoroctos]

I feel like they should just ask if they are unemployed/homeless, walk dogs, work tables, or they are an uber driver.

[@gadaffitoohottie1231]

It's a space on the bingo card 😆

[@johnhenry4]

Drink every time Tony says Hell Yeah

[@michaelpea3742]

I wish that they had closeups of comedians faces.

[@Hellaframes]

the funniest moment in the show for me is when michael lehrer played rambo and they zoomed in on his face 😂😂😂 pure gold

[@ross6518]

Wow those twins were incredible! I missed this episode and just came back and watched it and they are probably my favorite of all time. Up there with Malcolm & Ali

[@Runesocesius]

They are pro ready in my opinion. 3 years and showing a lot of promise.

[@davidkleitch40]

Thanks

[@BodieMoto]

When are you gonna have Theo on? Gang Gang

[@cmrnk3554]

Bodie FPS I’ve heard tony make fun of him lots, so it’s hard to say. Hopefully soon though.

[@daveolaughs]

He's been on twice that I know of

[@kellyadams9284]

Theo??? Really???? AAAAHAHAHAHAHA

[@daveolaughs]

@@kellyadams9284 yes 129 and 199

[@MrWatsonToYou]

DYK Theo was a rapper? kzbin.info/www/bejne/jmSrZnV4drOCf8k

[@theanti-psychoticnews1435]

Who can forget such timeless classics as "I'm single. I'm holding out for a black or an oriental". Holy shit, that killed me. William making it look easy.

[@WrangleMcDangle]

master class

[@aandersson971]

Dude Jermiah is steering this ship hard

[@rileygally2967]

I genuinely feel bad for anyone that doesn’t understand William’s advanced humour

[@MexiRican661]

Advanced? That’s funny

[@MichaelBricardo]

Saying it's advanced it's crazy lmaoooo, he just rambles about random shit that he finds in each day's newspaper but does it in a way that's funny. Nothing advanced about it, just a great comedian that breaks away from the norms and people love that.

[@rileygally2967]

He’s a comedic genius sorry if you just don’t get it 🤷‍♀️

[@MexiRican661]

@@rileygally2967 hell nah! He just yells, dresses stupid, and does shitty improve. Austin has a shitty sense of humor.

[@justinhart8744]

Give it up to KillTony for reminding me not to buy more beer and take my ass to work tonight! KillTony because being homeless is hilarious when it’s not you!

[@realjoshb]

“Cool” 😂

[@eliotgardner1856]

One of my favorite William Montgomery spots

[@TheBLars]

The guy at 1:00:00 is now an expert at getting sympathy. I know the type.

[@emmanuelfernandez9509]

Jeff standing and clapping at the sound of the music while everyone is sitting reminds me of going to church under the influence

[@RsPker141]

William Montgomery killed it once again lol

[@FungusMossGnosis]

No love for Jake Beckman?

[@The51stAgent]

huh? Dude is the unfunniest regular I've ever seen.

[@tornpaper6166]

wow, Jeff Ross seems like a really cool and nice guy. Did not expect that.

[@KarlenBell]

Yeah, really cool, like the way he shook hands with everyone and tried to motivate the comedians.

[@HoodRatBass]

@@KarlenBell he better do that. but he not funny off rip and consistently not funny on everything else

[@spencersudduth8299]

@@HoodRatBass I need you to read what you commented out loud and tell me if it makes sense.

[@HoodRatBass]

@@spencersudduth8299 oh no autocorrect turned “do” into “does”. Ima go commit sudoku now

[@MMAKOTV]

@@HoodRatBass you think that’s the only issue with what you said? Your forte in school obviously wasn’t English The sudoku joke was funny though

[@Noogymonster]

I get its about the cringe, but sometimes its so bad I have to actually skip ahead. Damn this shit too powerful.

[@CCCTTT3737]

The lesbain with the hair cut IS a young MARK CUBAN!!!!!!! no wayyy hahaahah Tony "throw that in the mix" Hinchcliffe

[@drake.707]

Kinda funny how that last guy Jake has the same exact interview every single time he's on the show.

[@LM-sy4pm]

Drake lol do you know which episodes he was on?

[@moihawk666]

1:32:39 tony is already confused and someone gets up and his brain just starts firing on all cylinders... fantastic!

[@alexdevries8761]

She's Cassandra Cass a male to female transgender. Tony knows her, she did a few minutes. He knows whats going on and sees that she really dislikes the jokes. Thats kinda why in the end he involves her and really bashes the guy.

[@bradchristensen2728]

First Kill Tony ever.

[@JagdeepSingh-bs3cw]

Jake looks and talks like Colby Covington

[@danm1063]

Nothing greater than Tony's laugh

[@tiptopmagoo1435]

I know this is an old episode but if anyone was wondering if Jeremiah Watkins is as funny in his stand up as he is on kill tony and the answer is no. He is even better ! Just seen him mid pandemic at Acme and holy shit it was awesome.

[@moihawk666]

you got me on the first half i was like "wtf did this guy just say " and then you made me laugh with the turn around. well played

[@nickzinc9695]

Devora looks like Tony in a goth phase

[@samfitzhugh6907]

Nah she looks like a cult leader from Nebraska

[@hunteryarbrough7384]

1:18:00 was the lee syatt laughing in the background?

[@The__Gent]

First comic is in over her head and has the crazy eyes. Time to become an accountant

[@yurpndurpnslurpn]

Love the weather with the weatherman...Wet Backs

[@LTKK]

The short haired lady has a nice personality, but damn they roasted her good 😂. Nice lady though.

[@tofutoph]

I think she felt uncomfortable with the hair jokes and Jeremiah roasting her. She took it well though.

[@MMAKOTV]

Has Tony ever given a bucket pull a handshake? Every time they walk by he just pretends to be too busy picking the next name lol

[@Your_friend_Jake]

He's said before that if he gives you a handshake then he would have to give everyone a handshake.

[@Hellaframes]

it’s rare. he does give out “don’t kill yourself fist bumps” though lol

[@shellbacksclub]

"I'll eat pot!"... & The whole creamy caserole that was in it!

[@js78910]

I bet Brian is glad he doesn't have to say "ruraled" famous anymore 🤣

[@RayRae559]

She said she doesn't smoke weed kuz of her asthma. Meanwhile I got my medicinal Marijuana card FOR having asthma.

[@MegaAwesomeguys]

Klitche brothers was awesome lol, i wish they came more 😂

[@davidkleitch40]

Kleitch bros 😉

[@davidkleitch40]

Oh and Thanks!

[@JustinBlazzzee]

@@davidkleitch40 What are you guys up to now? I just found this episode tonight and searched you guys on KZbin and was sure you were going to have a channel with like 100k followers.

[@davidkleitch40]

@@JustinBlazzzee We’re working in Phoenix now. Still trying to get booked when we can.

[@saraseveryn8650]

This was so entertaining!

[@stevek9086]

12th Favorite podcast !

[@Xaveth]

@26:16 "That's how YOU get a DUI." 🤣😂

[@davidkleitch40]

@kleitchbros

[@Laffhole]

literally everyone said they were out of breath in their set. was satisfying when julian's repeat set was called out and they booted him. my ears got deja vu

[@ickyjuice1952]

Dude, imagine how fucking hilarious it would have been if Jeremiah hadn't brought it up, they let the dude do another joke, and he just did the exact same minute a 3rd time 😅

[@ZedNebuloid]

What's the song in the very beginning?

[@noahcorbitt7259]

Criminal offense lawyer....you ever heard of that Tony??😂 worst criminal defense lawyer ever if they’re on the offense

[@ryanmoore8165]

holy Lord Redban actually made me laugh for once.

[@nicholaijones]

william slays in this one

[@TEL250r]

The dude on the sacks was killing it and should do 60seconds

[@LarrySwishamane]

iKinda confused over the controversy with Jake Beckmann. Had his name been Anthony Jesselbeckmann, iGotta feeling the reception would’ve went the other way.

[@samnorris3649]

So it's not okay to say anything mean about transgenders that might upset them... yet an actual woman they tore to absolute shreds with fat jokes to the point she left the stage and the show, probably in tears. lol, okay.

[@AUSROTTENY2K]

lol tears falling on a fucking whopper.

[@timy9197]

They also seemed to be unfazed by catholic raping a baby joke from the same set

[@BoyGeorgiaX]

Awesome episode

[@ChemistRNS]

Boo him if it makes you happy is Tony's greatest quote

[@timoniksen9857]

Good to see frank castle chilling in front

[@kazdenthrasher7958]

1:32:43 Tony getting a lil distracted there

[@tamasviczian4594]

1:14:54 shadow ghost passing by of a freakin' rat or something?

[@sassycharbonneau7362]

Lol. A food tray.

[@codelz187]

those twins were legit.

[@tre_3509]

1:02:42 too bad they wouldn't can cam for repeating minutes

[@melindalovewell3692]

Winnie the pooh on parole got me

[@mattasticmattattack8546]

Dave Chappelle will be the pinnacle moment in Kill Tony history, as a guest , that makes this the legitimate GOAT podcast

[@Hellaframes]

i wish i could upload a screenshot of me telling tony this in an instagram dm lol he never read it

[@BaRS_flint]

Why’d you reupload?

[@StephenRahrig]

It’s fascinating to watch Jeff Ross do 60sec, it’s just such a massive difference seeing pro v. amateurs. His jokes weren’t even super great, it’s just that X factor of being a pro.

[@StephenRahrig]

Nick Exactly

[@StephenRahrig]

@@HollerAtcherBoi I believe so. People naturally sense that X factor

[@PuesYaTeDigoTu]

i thought Tony was going to be trigered by Redban saying what carnivore means

[@Raven-uk7tf]

Arkansas represent!!! 🐗🐽

[@loganjorel7413]

Jeff getting upset over Molly's 1 minute is so fitting

[@JagdeepSingh-bs3cw]

That waitress at 56:20 is jacked

[@Sundlofmusicalengineering]

Tony always says young Howard Stern same joke !

[@RBRTSWORLD]

cant repeat minutes, unless its william XD

[@sagechris4742]

William must pay Tony to be on this with his fathers legal winnings.. He's not even funny. Chris Farley was funny, this guy is trash.

[@soldbyToosdae]

Homelessness here is not the same as real poor homelessness

[@Taskforce1]

not a robinhood ad 😂

[@zakaria7225]

This is probably late because Redban was in charge of uploading it, just a guess.

[@Synsane]

You can watch the gawwd damn Live stream, stop complaining. Editing takes work!

[@danm1063]

There is no way Redban is uploading/editing these. They could easily get an intern to do these for free

[@user-bt2od3yw1b]

This show was soo much better with Jeremiah, Joel, Chroma Chris and Jetski doing characters. The old band is great, they should've integrated them with the new band

[@orphyte]

Redban, have you heard of motherfucking audio compression?

[@georgejohn6955]

Throwing that dude off stage for repeating a minute is so ironic. That did not age well at all.

[@Dwindysmack]

The irony of all the gay and trans jokes and Tony’s attitude shift now that he’s in Texas.

[@brianenwude5722]

1:34:31 Cassandra Cass just get up and leaves cause the guy is roasting trans :D

[@Edelce]

it was xbox lobby comedy at best, terrible guy

[@slalialley3786]

1:01:58 "That thing's keeping you happy?"

[@MorningstarNightgod]

It's actually a really good idea to work out when you're high on weed cuz it makes your blood move around so it makes the weed work better

[@eliotgardner1856]

Tell us something that will make us hate you less... 'i Am GrOwInG cBd FoR tHe KiDs'

[@deansan4250]

Oh s*** and Joel Berg: it was Wett Baxter 🤗

[@AdamThoba2]

52:41 yeah J Dubbs is stoned to next sunday in this episode. And Jeff Ross is boss and Hinchcliffe ripped buddy hard with the cell phone..wonder if he would have thrown him out.

[@The__Gent]

Jeff F'N Ross!

[@kennymullen3069]

This episode definitely had its really funny moments, but, as a whole, it's probably the most depressing one I watched, yet. There was something hanging over most of the show, this dejected or morose air or feeling, or somber sensation, blanketing hefty chunks in between all the moments which were hysterical. Quite a mix! Lmao! Almost like a roller coaster!!!

[@realjoshb]

It’s absolutely insane that each episode creates its own theme

[@skeptical4446]

I would argue ep 328 Is more depressing lol

[@kennymullen3069]

@@skeptical4446 Hells yeah! I certainly have not seen all the episodes, and can't remember if I've seen that one or not, lol! I'll have to check it out, if I haven't... But now that I've got you on the line, and have your attention: watched an episode a few weeks back, not sure if it was new or not, but there was this guy in that one where Tony mentioned, at the top of this guy's interview, how he actually had told jokes this set/minute, but kinda made a big deal about the first time the guy was on the show and how much his first min had killed with the guy saying little to no words the whole set...lol. I was intrigued, but had/have no clue which episode that would be... Do you know what I'm talking about and what episode he might be on? That first set of his, I mean? LmMFaO!

[@nickmagwood9200]

@@kennymullen3069I remember him. But not which episode. It was just a few episodes before his return that you watched

[@aaronupton4584]

Its funny how Tony actively tried to cancel the last dude for "being mean".. The guy wasnt really funny, and he could've worded it better, but comedies about pushing the limits. Tony was so hung up on the "being mean to trans people" thing, he didnt even mention what the dude said about a baby... I think in 5 years, with his own cancellation for "being mean", and his move to Texas, Tonys dropped a lot of that California pussification..

[@alexandertaylor2951]

The intro, heard a shotgun, then fireworks. And a pacman ate them both