KILL TONY

[@brianallspaw284]

So cool that after 2 no-show bucket pulls to start the show, Redban said the showed needed a “William Montgomery” to start the show, and the next name pulled was Hans Kim, to start the show.

[@drewwil891]

Exactly my thought!

[@xavierfotowerk]

I KNOW

[@Twofishstake]

Whoa

[@BlazinMason]

That was absolutely incredible, made me feel like I was watching the origin story of Hans Kim as an opener.

[@djr2078]

Is this an inside joke?

[@gafandahalf]

Tony will never die because fans will always understand we’re doing JOKES up here

[@cosmicjive4746]

Haha tony never disappoints. 🤷‍♂️

[@vannessahatton3903]

IDK of I should've subscribed.... Or if it was a set up .. hmmm shoot me!

[@raygreeko]

@The Casual Expert that’s dope cause you have so many good episodes to go back to, the bob saget and Doug benson episode is a good one

[@backhandbobbyfisch]

@@___blaggard999___8 it was so great to see all of them give that whole situation the treatment it deserved by mocking it.

[@amphibeingmcshpongletron5026]

@The Casual Expert Same lol. Not because of it, but it did get recommended to me on youtube after I happened to hear Tim Dillon talk about it. No idea how I haven't checked it out before.

[@dburr706]

It blows my mind that kill tony episodes don’t have millions of views. People need to spread the word on how awesome this show is

[@DakotaHDrums]

Big facts ! Everybody I have showed has loved it !

[@JRsmith.]

Tony is too gay now

[@pearlwsz7]

They probably do. Just throttled by YT cuz they don’t like him.

[@thehumanwiII]

Everyone I’ve showed this to is now a fan of the show, criminally underrated show.

[@rkdrama2443]

I imagine you are also a person saying this that just tuned in and was mad that no one you know knew about it, so you blame them and others for just finding it

[@artrabum]

Take a drink everytime tony says “OKAYYYY” in a sassy diva voice

[@MoreFormosa]

hah! yes that would lead to x-eyes

[@amphibeingmcshpongletron5026]

@@HollerAtcherBoi lol it'd be one of those 10 hour videos but with no loop

[@yourboyspittin3869]

I love it

[@ClipCoyote]

Or "I love it." I try to count them but usually lose track after about 30x

[@wisterV]

Ten minute in and I’m drunk 🥴

[@noahcorbitt7259]

When D Madness plugs his ears during bad sets it makes me laugh so hard

[@25schmeckles55]

@@ryanbamfordslife9650 brooo xD

[@25schmeckles55]

@@ryanbamfordslife9650 it was the best thing ive read this evening

[@BennyMack]

Cool cool

[@Veneer22]

We need to Cancel Ron White for his blind man jokes. OH EM GEE he reaLLy triggers my empathy for blind people......

[@fidelbecomingcastrojones7841]

he's like "i dont wanna see OR hear this shit"

[@Jdizzle0667]

That "Arab with future plans" joke is fucking incredible!

[@deejay7339]

@J T your mom is a reused joke

[@robincolon8431]

This episode is monumental. One of Han's best sets before becoming a regular, him receiving the first Bonezi joke book, and shouting out Yoni to Tony for the first time. And I'm only 18 mins in

[@Orgakoyd]

When was Hans' first episode? Would love to know.

[@chadknight7867]

I believe 503. And the first joke book was to a vegan two or three episodes ago.

[@ericwojo448]

Right before he comes on Brian says “this is why we need a William Montgomery to start every show”

[@johnmillay6790]

Poser comment 😂

[@AutomaticGats]

"you're like the funniest cave newt that has ever been translucent" is the best roast comeback ever on the show. lol

[@mahkev2000]

Nope

[@oscarj.3807]

NOPEEEE!

[@oc7078]

That's a DMT induced roast

[@retter2critical]

Great to see Steve Bannon on the panel.

[@synus1337]

Steve Banannon

[@Robespierres_Ghost]

Ron, Russell, and Redban are having a creep off whenever Kaylee is on stage.

[@dylannewsome7199]

Me too

[@Hisoka.44]

Don't forget about the audience

[@Zetunez]

Redban simps for her hard

[@ClarenceWhirley22]

1:43:26.

[@ryannewman9759]

Tony just wishing it was a guy. 😅

[@flexathillcrest1]

Kill Tony has ruined all other podcast for me. Tony his just hilarious compared to what I was watching. Coming from king and the sting and fighter and the kidz Tony is the real deal compared to the other podcasts

[@HillcrestGames]

you flexin'?

[@JestersGeneration]

"That's adorable I love it"

[@dougfunny7261]

okay redban

[@caseyjoyce3395]

him and tim dillon

[@mostdope2536]

🐅 🔔 y bro Tiger belly with Bobby Lee is funny

[@aaronkirwan585]

I’m hopelessly addicted to this podcast!

[@juice8990]

Russell laughing at that blood sugar joke made the episode for me (so far) 😂

[@DA-Ripple6]

"The funniest cave newt that's ever been translucent" - Kiko

[@kikovillamizar7738]

Ha! Thanks!

[@kikovillamizar7738]

Please follow me on IG @kikokomedy

[@strategicrecords]

TONY LOOKS LIKE A RODEO FLUFFER 🤠

[@bengalidoom7626]

the fact that D madness alternates between 2 custom Stingray basses and always got a killer fit on shows this mans taste

[@mallred32]

I love how Tony gives these comics the stories they should be telling on stage, turn all these crazy stories into jokes. I hope they go beck and hear it, and realize the perfection in this moment..

[@DanLoFat]

Genius of it is especially for the ad hominem and the persona of the people that want to try, and Tony is giving them material for free. Helping them build their persona he's helping them build their opener

[@michaelmason2417]

Please step back from that ledge my friend

[@pistolpete2803]

Is that an ongoing joke on the podcast?

[@brandontcrow]

@@pistolpete2803 yes. He sings it over the band's songs in place of the real lyrics to whatever song they're playing.

[@pistolpete2803]

@@brandontcrow do you know why he does that!

[@dylanvazquez9374]

@@pistolpete2803 I think he did it by accident once and then it just kinda became it bit from there. Unfortunately I don’t remember which episode it started

[@dylanvazquez9374]

“Is it piñata night because these dudes are taking a beating” haha I always enjoy the episodes with Russell.

[@jeremiahnovember2617]

Haha that killed me

[@obi-wanshinobi2353]

Can’t Kill Tony

[@pistolpete2803]

Praise allah

[@gafandahalf]

@@pistolpete2803 I’m gay

[@pistolpete2803]

@@gafandahalf im seeing mark normand in july

[@Distant_Static]

@@pistolpete2803 Thanks for the warning

[@bluesmama3726]

Don't get any on you

[@aaronburela432]

We may have lost the greatest damn band in the land, but we did get Kaylee

[@MsBongkong]

Who is also rapidly getting out of control. She won't last. Tony's the only princess on this show.

[@aaronburela432]

@@MsBongkong lol 😆😂🤣 maybe your time is next

[@Doughboy_Eatz]

Tremendous. What more could you ask for on a Monday night.

[@eightsix754]

A beer and a handy

[@SnailHatan]

@@eightsix754 who the fuck asks for a handy? Shit sucks dude. what am I, in the 7th grade?

[@ernie6547]

I’ll take the beer, the handy and the mom, thanks. Tremendous.

[@zdizzle9423]

Jokes

[@scotttydoesknow]

Decent smelling cocaine

[@StatsReset]

Asians never miss an opportunity to shine 😂😂 strong start

[@Vmole1]

Overachieving, even at disappointing their parents.

[@gafandahalf]

His resting anime face joke was 😝

[@iowahockey82]

Is this the rat?

[@smiksmagger3446]

Hans was amazing, the arab reading a book joke got me laughing out loud in my car.

[@AlSure28]

@@iowahockey82 Nope

[@xclusivevlogs5219]

Tony’s BB Gun Joke was crazy and on the spot 😂

[@cwallace]

sort of

[@cwallace]

the tae kwon (dough) joke was way better and way more on the spot

[@Chador]

Hans Kim is a killerrrr

[@DjDoxastic]

He can jump over his own leg! what a talented beautiful soul.

[@ifacecheck]

That minute was great.

[@thegreenwave6741]

Didn't he admit to being a commie?

[@asdf52708]

that minute was top notch, i was surprised!

[@josephirizarry5195]

I sincerely love that Kill Tony now has its own "In the Year 2000" segment

[@JJ_hehehehehe]

Ron White and Tim Dillon need to be on the show together

[@LitPenguin713]

Wb Tim Dillon and Alex Jones or mark norman

[@MoreFormosa]

if so, they may fall in love?

[@jackday420]

Tim and Ron doing a pod would be hilarious

[@kinggordon8762]

Redban acting like everyone knows the Carlos Mencia/ Joe Rogan video by heart.

[@Ganginati]

They do.

[@shawnedwardnajvar]

I’m pretty sure if they watch/listen to this, then they know.

[@blonk333]

Chapter 3 verses 6-12

[@maclebee1853]

He’s been in comedy for ten years he should know about the joe Rogan/ Carlos mencia thing

[@kinggordon8762]

@@maclebee1853 The comedy world doesn't revolve around Joe Rogan. You know that, right?

[@49ERSoverEVERYBODY]

Kiko murder that blues number he did

[@richardratliff9436]

Kiko was awesome hope to see him again

[@swagman8990]

Shout-out Kiko

[@jeremiahnovember2617]

Kiko da goat

[@costcoexecutivemember]

Nah it wasn't great

[@WuhSuhDood]

Holy shit, they destroyed Jose the joke stealer

[@SLUGGAGE]

Walked of with a focused skate deck and a flat basketball.

[@justgoodmediaco]

Someone popped on Kill Tony with stolen jokes!?

[@nimimerkillinen]

idk, it so simple joke he might have thought of it

[@ArizonaCowboys]

30:00

[@Iamsoul00]

Russel literally said a joke that so many have said on the show already & nobody acknowledged it. Ideas get recycled. Sometimes it’s not deliberate.

[@John-ki7zn]

1:23:35 , "A little bit of Taekwon , and a little bit of dough." Probably one of the funniest jokes i've heard on Kill Tony.

[@normstuff8563]

The two best guests on the same episode. What a beautiful thing.

[@strategicrecords]

Why you lieing

[@-FREAKSHOW]

You're confusing "best" with unentertaining.

[@Calebchads]

A rare commet to get a like from Kill Tony ✨️ 👌

[@rileydallaire9923]

Crazy how redban said they need a William Montgomery type to start off the show every week and tony made fun of him and then Hans starts it off and is now the opener of the show every week

[@JSp4wN]

Still true 2+ years later👍😅. Hans is killing it.

[@Jesse-yo7wk]

What are the chances 2 people didn't come up and Hans got the appearance to make him a regular! Amazing!

[@adampace8583]

Been watching old ice house chronicle episodes and saw tony talking about his podcast idea. Its amazing how far all this has come!

[@Saladman100]

What episode?

[@DrDANKize]

Same

[@havencollection6457]

Link?

[@antonymartin1917]

WHAT EPISODE!!!!!

[@austinsmith2976]

Ron starring at red rose girl hardcore made me lmao....love Ron

[@Grobste520]

Ron and Russel

[@mitrawets]

Kristy Nova.. 1:23:00 great interview and Tony is killing with the, "A little bit of Tae Kwan and a lotta dough!" Wow. Amazing.

[@smiksmagger3446]

That joke was so fast and sharp I was almost spitting out my coffee. Kristy was very talented as well, great material very real.

[@MmmmGoodBoy]

The way Russell burst out laughing when Tony mentioned her blood sugar was so pure.

[@solidsnakec20]

redban; "its okay when i do it", Tony: [actually explains what went wrong constructively].

[@spockswanson1246]

Hans Kim was awesome

[@pssstttchhh]

Nobody asked

[@smiksmagger3446]

Def my favourite of the evening.

[@pirateofsteeze]

The better the Comedians sitting down, the worse the Comedians standing up.

[@sycofya1677]

Isnt that the point? Lol

[@amphibeingmcshpongletron5026]

"Hey, if you're gonna say I'm a cokehead, at least buy me coke" LOL Kaylee killing it per usual (1:24:39)

[@Ghost-lf2qj]

She so hot

[@Jimmy-rd5ig]

1:57:40 what song is the band playing?

[@Ghost-lf2qj]

Their own

[@Jimmy-rd5ig]

You are as useless as someone comes.

[@margaretstreet4350]

TONNYYYYY! I'm so glad you're still here!! I thought there was going to be a new host and it was ruining my life for a min. YAY!!

[@isaiahduran3567]

Hans Kim in and out like stealthy ninja. Lol killing it with his eyes closed had me rolling. Great set! Happy to hear some jokes not pandering and playing safe.

[@ethanb_37]

Top 5 episodes of the show! Ron White just hits every nail

[@xxlegitfailxx]

"we'll keep custody AND the house" fire advertisement for a scheming lawyer

[@CraftyVegetarian13]

I like these interview questions, some of the answers they give can easily be turned into new material for them.

[@Grobste520]

D Madness facing the wrong way for half the show had me rolling😂😂😂😂😂😂keep it up everyone!!!

[@100rosesart8]

Michael Layer is a legend. Vapething is a movement Thank you Tony for discovering this guy. I cried tears of laughter tonight. No cap

[@MonstaTimDubstep]

Lehrer

[@AtechG35]

​@@MonstaTimDubstepdead

[@thebra]

@@AtechG35 Dude. Facts. But sad. RIP.

[@AtechG35]

@thebra RIP for sure, it was an attempted joke to pay respect

[@brianthomas8835]

I'd be on the mic asking D Madness for a fist bump when I'm nowhere near him. Lol

[@MADDcartman]

Michael was actually talking really well

[@gratefuldoge8598]

How well was Michael speaking?

[@gratefuldoge8598]

Kill KZbin With Fire he said from day one he would ride this troll to the grave

[@alexpowers5117]

Someone wants to buy a well we have all kind of wells here steel well iron well stone well golden well a wishing well those are really popular

[@ScreamGeronimo]

@47:50 - i should’ve known you were DMV when you blurred out the “sike nah”

[@TheHiyy]

My favorite thing by far is 1:24:20 "If you're gonna call me a coke head at least provide me with coke" and Russel Peters just nodding understandably.

[@erkl8823]

That synthesizer noise at the beginning, the deep "bwaaaaow", didn't I hear that somewhere on comedy Central years ago?

[@lukeberg]

1:55:28 Russell finding out Ron White is sober.

[@antonlvdm]

Just seems weird to see Hans Kim on the show without the 🎵This is Hans Kim, this is Hans Kim, this is Hans Kim, this is Hans Kim!🎵

[@Goldchunks4]

Tony never fails to say something hilarious 😂

[@bobkmac]

10:21 it was good advice... I'm glad he did have a regular start the show from here on.

[@AW-mz6ml]

'Youre the greatest cave newt thats ever been translucent' - Kiko

[@kikovillamizar7738]

I don't think he noticed I said that.

[@jtmedia5619]

@@kikovillamizar7738 definitely an under appreciated joke! You also killed it with the blues my man. 10/10 voice!

[@kikovillamizar7738]

@@jtmedia5619 Hey thanks a lot!

[@Ghost-lf2qj]

I don't get it :( ​@@kikovillamizar7738

[@MoreFormosa]

Russel Peters is pretty entertaining in this episode, good to see him being more relaxed and chiming in with comments and funny stuff

[@adamsalama9299]

Wrong

[@ryannewman9759]

Yeah I gotta say it’s been a while since I’ve found Peters truly funny. He was a great guest.

[@Calebchads]

He did about as much funny in this episode as he did checking out mic cleaning girl 😂

[@jordanp8598]

I love that Ron is just trippin balls the whole time hahah

[@MOONFACEFLOW]

“Does 5/8ths of a beat sound good “😂😂 “got any sheet music¿ D madness loves sheet music “😂😂

[@pitking503]

Un-can-celable !!!!! ....... WE CANT HEAR YOU! .......un-can-celable...... STILL CANT HEAR YOU!...... un-can-celable!

[@anthonymanzalji]

There is no point in watching memes, reels, or other forms of social media when there is kill tony. Let it be known.

[@cpreid]

That folding the book page joke was killer Hans Kim

[@MrKinghuman]

Best joke of the night by a long shot

[@HeyElvisG]

Red Ban: This is why we always need to have a William Montegomery up here to start off the show...this was a year or so before Hans Kim started off every show. Red Ban deserves credit for giving this idea to Tony.

[@douchecraft3113]

is this the last Kill Tony recorded before... "the incident"?

[@eightsix754]

No. They recorded 25 Pre-Deng episodes. We're not even half way there.

[@soccersmything01]

@@Scrumptius lol the confidence in that statement

[@douchecraft3113]

@@Scrumptius It's not currently streamed on KZbin live. Check the video description (05/03/2021 )

[@dylanvazquez9374]

@@Scrumptius I think they mean recorded in front of a live audience when they say that

[@sdrahcir5054]

Yeah this was recorded on may 10th, like 2 days before that happened lol. He was on a roll with the asian jokes that week i guess 🤣

[@NathanielMarkarian]

Everyone and their mom use the “I just like the way it smells” coke joke.

[@Squat2BMTH]

One day with Louis and tony starts a chant.

[@TommyLikeTom]

That wizard guy was like a literal shaman, he managed to insult tony while respecting him

[@SKgoon]

Are these free to get into? Always wanted to attend..

[@TreexHugga]

You pay for tickets to see the show, but if you sign up for a minute you can hang outside or upstairs for free (I think)

[@soccersmything01]

i went in san francisco, its about $25 a ticket, well worth it

[@DrDANKize]

I think they used to be free back in the LA belly room

[@Abitflippant]

It's free if you sign up as a comic but you're not guaranteed a seat for the show

[@bens5974]

@@DrDANKize following proto for sure

[@bigguccinelly300]

Looking at Tony's shirt it's crazy that he pulled it off before Lil Uzi Vert... Who woulda thought Tony as a fashion icon

[@Shinyflubba]

Bring Russell Peter's back to the panel. He actually makes quick witted funny comments as a panelist

[@avocadobeets7855]

Translucent Cave Newt 😂😂😂

[@kikovillamizar7738]

Thanks!

[@ArcadianGenesis]

Is that Louis CK on guitar in the back?

[@brentlong3917]

Hey. Mondays suck. Thanks for helping make them a little better. Love your show, and please dont stop doing it because some goof picked the wrong occupation

[@tobyiy]

great audio, great video, thanks!

[@JFriehs84]

The way Ron White looks at them when they tell their jokes=Priceless

[@GodzBlueChedda-hb5sh]

Ron's face at 1:45:32 is so priceless when Michael Leyer comes out LMAOOOOOOO

[@BROWXS1D3RAZA13]

Ron white looking like The leprechaun 😂😂😂😂

[@randomtees]

Kind of funny when the first 2 names out of the bucket didn't show up and Redban said they should start each show with a regular. Then the next name drawn was Hans Kim, who a few months later ended up taking that exact role.

[@rvltion909]

The best young rising comedian in the world. Welcome back 🐐🤘

[@guccimane8398]

909? As in the IE?

[@charliechalk2554]

10:20 THE exact moment Hans Kim was born. Tony was hating on redban but now look

[@docp667]

More people watching this stream than a Biden speech

[@B-RaDD]

😂🤣🤣💀☠️

[@JGreen-tb6ke]

More people watching this then reading a trump tweet

[@mikenapier3415]

🤣

[@Tomevanscomedy]

@@JGreen-tb6ke maybe now. But at the time he had it both left and right were watching

[@HTSGOSU]

@@Tomevanscomedy and 40 million Russian bots

[@timgrissom9181]

The oooh shiiiit at 31:33 dam near killed me I was rolling on the floor laughing for some reason 😂

[@cj32pull2]

Tony: what do you do for money ? This f****** guy: work ! Me: I hope I’m this funny after 10 years 😂

[@snakeintelligence4452]

“... All the way to the middle!” Ron White 🤣

[@drutru9038]

ron white looks like an old thor

[@hobobluesclown7337]

Dude that Michael Lehrer minute is sooo wild! Vape Thing is the future of comedy

[@derekstemhagen2226]

If tony isn’t apart of the new kill tony at the new location I’m rioting

[@JoshJr98]

It's his show, he ain't goin nowhere

[@derekstemhagen2226]

@@JoshJr98 you see the post it says “new host” at a place called big laughs comedy in Austin

[@TheLittleSpoon1982]

@@derekstemhagen2226 yea new host was the joke he came out dressed as a priest

[@velvetonecustomshop5026]

Saw Tony on Legion of Skanks… he’s still the host, just different venue.

[@thestrangeceleb]

I said the same thing. As soon as I found out he's still there, I bought tickets.

[@retter2critical]

TONY RULES, THIS PODCAST IS BETTER THAN EVER, THE CHANGE TO TEXAS, NEW BAND, ITS ALL GREAT.. IT WAS GREAT BEFORE.... IT WAS GREAT FROM THE BEGINNING AND NOW ITS EVEN BETTER, BUT IT MUST HAVE TONY TO CONTINUE.

[@NaibSH]

Put respect on Joelbergs name pls

[@retter2critical]

@@NaibSH Are you Joel?

[@jamesl2360]

I think I hear a smoke detector beeping cause of low batteries. And I can’t stop listening for it

[@js78910]

Curious how far in the past these are prerecorded. I guess we'll find out soon enough when they are no longer at Antone's. I wonder if the band stuck around.

[@Abitflippant]

Next week will be in the new venue

[@gafandahalf]

Gotta read the descriptions. We all know it

[@shadowspectrum]

It literally says the date it was recorded at the beginning of the show as well as in the description.

[@js78910]

@@gafandahalf Didn't see that.

[@js78910]

@@shadowspectrum I didn't see that.

[@feverdream2661]

18:45 Ron White was about to risk it all

[@thebra]

He could have, but he held back. It's his call.

[@skyhigh2118]

Russell just can't wait for the show to get over so he can talk to Kaylee before she leaves 🤣

[@gregmaustin]

Description says 05/03/2021 folks

[@0223eoin]

When did ping pong throw his toys out of the cot?

[@Doughboy_Eatz]

They don’t play them live. Just premiers tonight. This episode was filmed on the same day as episode 507

[@JGreen-tb6ke]

Fucks *

[@gb7995]

I absolutely love the Kill Tony's since ep. 500 and the Austin move

[@gamebreakr25]

Thank you for another great episode !!! I love the show, and I hope y'all are doin good.

[@leorickt.9604]

Im cracking up just watching Ron White float away