Jurassic Park 3 In Review - Every Jurassic Park Movie Ranked & Recapped

[@MeneMrMustard]

My favorite part is where the guy paragliding says "NAAAAAHH NOT YET!"

[@ashleywhitedirector]

This always stands out to me too 😂

[@OtheOriginal]

Finally someone who loves that moment as much as me hahahah

[@Inkadu.]

Andy with the most out of pocket Basketball references and I’m here for it 😂

[@SaiyanABlazeNinja]

I'm really surprised you guys didn't harp on the amount of times the woman is shouting even after they tell her specifically to not do that in every scene

[@Hunter_Wunter]

This movie is just like The Phantom Menace for me. Not a defendable movie in any way but came out at the right time in my childhood. By far the one I’ve seen the most.

[@KBABZ]

The worst part about these reviews is that none of them can pronounce Isla Sorna / Nublar correctly.

[@mullaoslo]

I never understood this and it's very common with Americans to mispronounce something even though the media in question will tell them how to pronounce it.. Try watching attack on titan videos and see how many ways people pronounce Paradis and shinganshina 😂

[@KBABZ]

@@mullaoslo There's nothing more American can saying you love dinosaurs and then going to every effort imaginable to never pronounce a single one of their names correctly.

[@AloisWeimar]

or like bad euro police shows and their awful use of americanized english idioms

[@campbell412]

Or realizing America set the dinosaur scientific research operation forward hundreds of years despite English oppression?

[@adamhogseth]

oh man. The Hatchet reference -- great pull.

[@AloisWeimar]

yeah I remember reading that in Middle School and watching a made for TV movie as well.

[@PrematureProcrastinator]

Guys...come on...its time...do "Aliens in review". Or even stretch it out to include the aliens, predator and avp movies.

[@mikegates8993]

Just so long as they don't skip any of the crap ones like they did with Terminator. I feel cheated that I didn't get to hear them talk about some of the stupid from those movies.

[@artvandelay1499]

Yessss I’ve been waiting to hear you guys talk about this one, it was one of the first dvds we had when we got our fancy dvd/vhs combo player. I actually really enjoy this one despite it feeling more hollow than the original. That being said, the pterodactyl enclosure scene is amazing.

[@UndeadGamingLP]

Gods the best part of the Jurassic Park movies is that we get to see that Nick intro over and over again

[@TheNinjacanadian]

So this was my first time watching this, it was a fun hour and half nothing ground breaking. Never really over stayed it's welcome. Can't wait for World

[@thedarkknight2221]

ALAN!!!!

[@FS1138]

PETER

[@BERZERKERX23]

They're really shitting hard on the first Jurassic World. It's going to surpass JP3 just fine.

[@mikegates8993]

Maybe, but I feel like the stuff with Owen and the Raptors will knock it down below this. That was all so stupid in context of the previous movies to the point of being silly. And not in a good way.

[@cassiboi1423]

Greg making fun of Kansas was more entertaining than any scene in this movie.

[@GuruGulu]

Spinosaurus is my favourite dinosaur and seeing it kick that T-Rex's ass gave me joy as a child. COME AT ME.

[@epicmike115]

Andy, that intro to the plot was top tier

[@epicmike115]

And Nick, good job starting the plot while Andy faded away

[@sfimmy9391]

Much love. Been waiting for this!!

[@loganbigmo]

49:52 Interesing! Toronto has one theme park (Canada's Wonderland) which used to be Paramount's Canada's Wonderland, before Cedar Fair acquired all the Paramount Parks in North America. Anyways yeah, the ride was called Drop Zone, and I never considered that was named after a movie. I knew the Top Gun ride was, but as a kid I never thought Drop Zone was as well

[@HylianGuard37]

I am surprised you guys are so down with this movie. I felt like 2 was way more in line for tone matching more with one. Is it good? Not really but 3 is a cartoon to me. Billy's intro scene, that whole plane scene, and grant talking to raptors? Come one this movie belongs at the end

[@EveryTimeIDavid]

I would fully agree if 2 didn’t exist.

[@mikegates8993]

I would argue that none of that was worse than any of what was done with Kelly, Nick, or Sarah in Lost World. Seriously, Nick was as much the villain as Peter and yet he's framed as if we're supposed to be on his side.

[@gaudrad]

100% agree, this is dead last in the Jurassic series. These guys have a lot of hate for Jurassic movies.

[@lukelakers4706]

I remember the headline "Iso Joe picked up on a 10-day by the Boston Celtics"

[@karlmoore1837]

I love these series of in review, for nothing more than seeing the breaking of the crew - priceless.

[@tylerwallis6654]

I laugh about this intro even before I click the thumb. Great job Cam

[@endlessdark]

“How do you know the Kirby’s? Uhh, through our church.” Still kills me

[@nev922]

I have a running theory that Jeff Goldblum just plays variants of Seth Brundle in all his movies lol.

[@kovvi-]

Glad they added the audio, was hard to really get into otherwise

[@K_Rob]

Y’all I can’t lie this film slaps. Joe Johnston just understands how to direct a meager fast paced popcorn film. Something Spielberg struggles with, it’s a pure survival-thriller that knows what it needs to do and it achieves that. Unlike Lost World I actually cared about the characters and it feels like there’s real stakes. I was nervous revisiting this one as it was a childhood favorite but it holds up. 4/5 on the KF scale for me.

[@SgtM37slayer]

I've always really enjoyed this movie. I like the survival aspect of it.

[@Overthinka]

The way he pronounced Isla Sorna XD.

[@mohammadnooristani4450]

i’m a podcast listener and i go out of my way to watch the intro to this series every time

[@Abisoto8]

Have been refreshing until it shows up all day!

[@scottles8605]

Why was Greg saying "the gift of music" so evil sounding, following by an evil laugh?!

[@tapirodaniel1994]

The fearocity joke was underrated Greg, I laughed out loud for a solid minute

[@alternatelevi2099]

So glad I'm not as sensitive to green screens as you guys are. I notice the worst of it, but most of the time It doesn't register.

[@lancerloco]

I’m always expecting the intro but it gets me every time haha

[@xvizion]

Greg dances like Paul Rudd did to Rush in I Love You Man

[@bennetthasty7886]

If you didn’t get it the reason the kid survived is because Joe Johnston did Jumanji & that’s how the OG Jumanji went a kid got sucked into the game & learned how to survive there for decades

[@IAmPeterCole]

Holy shit Andy flawless plot play in man!

[@Muuuunch]

So early there's no audio

[@rulebreaker310]

Interestingly, there's a book that retells what the kid went through on those few days he was stuck on the island by himself. It was really cool!!!

[@lilbrucebanner3533]

No stream Tap to retry. TAP TAP TAP!!!

[@pacificridge1122]

I remember getting the billy hang gliding toy set. It was radical!

[@niconicovalencia]

Udesky’s snapped neck needs to be a recurring theme in this series somehow.

[@mjspresents]

I'm calling it now--can we get that guy who did the Gramma Miller raccoon animated video to do just the beginning of Jurassic Plot? 🤣🤣🤣 "Little compies are just surfing" HAS to be animated! 🤘😝🔥

[@antoniomay167]

No antagonist? The Spino doesn't act like a real creature but just a movie monster and hunts them the whole movie. And we just watched two movies where dozens of people are killed and we are expected to believe this kid survived for weeks.

[@mutedmayday]

I think they're talking about human antagonists

[@mikegates8993]

I actually don't find it to unbelievable, or at least if he has some survival skills. Keep in mind that a human would only make a mouthful for the larger dinosaurs, Raptors would likely have a defined area that you can theoretically avoid, and Compies were scavengers, meaning that two wouldn't necessarily be actively hunting a single human if he was careful and the last could be avoided. Also someone just trying to survive isn't going to attract as much attention as a group of mercenaries moving as a group like the Lost World and most of the deaths in the first movie were either because of territory or the Raptors being led by a Raptor that appeared somewhat more bloodthirsty then the ones we encounter on this island.

[@dustinakadustin]

I really enjoyed this film, maybe it's cause I watched it directly after 2 which I really didn't like. But it being an hour twenty without credits and having Alan Grant back was good fun. I didn't love it but had lots of fun and ranks about mid for me. 1. Jurassic Park 2. Jurassic World 3. Jurassic Park 3 4. Jurassic Park 2 5. Jurassic World 2

[@thetlamb]

I saw Fallen Kingdom in the theater and after it ended my wife looked at me and said “I’m never seeing another of these movies again” haha enjoy it Tim

[@PatOfTheRick]

On Tim mentioning there is no antagonist that’s true. They should have come up with something, but they keep doing the ‘human military guys’ as the bad guys in other sequels and that doesn’t work either. The best antagonists in the first movie are the raptors. But they haven’t been able to recreate that.

[@SaiyanABlazeNinja]

58:40 You guys are too good! XD

[@mmplayer88]

I loved this movie and have probably seen it the most out of any Jurassic Park film. Great commentary, as always gentlemen.

[@SaiyanABlazeNinja]

I was hoping you guys would get more hyped about the digs at the second movie and book, still glad Nick mentioned it though

[@jonalexander9312]

I'm disappointed no one pointed out that one of the guys on Kirby's team also played Mr. Noodle on Sesame Street.

[@masonadams6990]

This is one of the first movies I remember watching. I love it and would rather watch this over any of the other movies. It’s no where near as good as the first one but I just like it more.

[@mullaoslo]

I still remember seeing this movie on day one.. Getting to the ending still expecting a final set piece.. Nothing about the last Spino scene or the last encounter with the raptors indicate its the end of the movie

[@MikeAvoo]

The antagonist is the Spinosaurus, Tim.

[@Sandwho]

I fucking love the Pteranodon scene. Favourite action scene in the series

[@TrippyCholo239]

Gah dam Greg 51:00

[@geoafe66]

I still need to re-watch the first one

[@samcampbell5741]

It hurts my SOUL every time yall call the Pteranodons "pterodactyls". And you call yourselves dinosaur fans??? SHEEEESH.

[@chrislopez5301]

The kid in this is way better than the two from Jurassic World forsure

[@pointlessreplay]

Oh man, I much prefer The Lost World to Jurassic Park 3. I get that Jurassic Park 3 is a better popcorn flick and that Lost World is TEEMING with flaws but that is just a better movie IMO. No matter how stupid the gymnastics scene is and how little Spielberg is trying in TLW, he just has a way with building suspense and set pieces that blows JP3 out of the water.

[@antoniomay167]

Eric is the bully from Six Sense

[@southnewton1]

I’ve always liked this movie. Easily the second best Jurassic Park movie for me.

[@Abefroman3]

The Rocketeer

[@EveryTimeIDavid]

Such an awesome movie!

[@AloisWeimar]

Jennifer Connelly 😍

[@derrickisaac2809]

Whats odd in this film dr grant hates dinosaurs

[@loganbigmo]

Disagree with the ending there, where Tim says JP3 is the 2nd best Jurassic movie & he doesn't see any future movie taking that spot. Jurassic World is easily number 2. A much better Jurassic movie than JP3.

[@sp00kyghost21]

This movie would be 10x better if the mom did not scream and yell every 5 mins during the whole first 20 minutes on the island. Also take a drink every time they shout "ERIC" and you will be in a coma by the end

[@dulltusk1]

Tremors in review please.

[@EveryTimeIDavid]

At least the first one. Such a fun movie.

[@dulltusk1]

@@EveryTimeIDavid 1-4 atleast. Anything past is garbage, and 3 is the only bad one of the first four imo.

[@mikegates8993]

@@dulltusk1 One no, they have to do all of them if they do it. Watching them talk about garbage movies is so much fun of the reviews. I'm still salty they skipped half the Terminator movies for that reason.

[@EveryTimeIDavid]

@@mikegates8993 can’t get behind all of them. Those are some absolute garbage movies after a while. I though the rule was all theatrically released movies?

[@mikegates8993]

@@EveryTimeIDavid It is, which means they end up missing ones that are ripe for comedic riffing. Also maybe I'm misremembering, but were any of the Tremors movies theatrical? I always thought they were SciFi channel originals.

[@Gdean25]

Iso JOE!

[@Tam_Miri]

Loved the video. Hearing the thoughts is so interesting and I laugh all throughout! I have watched this one a bunch of times. I enjoy it for what it is. Definitely a 'background' movie but its fun to watch with my mom and sister. The two things I do not like are 1. the mom and 2. the banter between her and the dad. The chemistry and bickering just doesn't do it for me. Also, what kind of mom let's her son go to an illegal island full of dinosaurs with a boyfriend (was she married to that guy, I can't recall) and doesn't go with? Honestly, would have preferred if she hadn't been there and it was just the dad that went. There may have been better story beats with the dad reuniting with his son or whatever. In any case, there are characters I like in this one and at least care about. In Lost World characters are evil/horrible cartoonishly so and the good guys are and do some really stupid things. Of course my opinion and I look forward to your thoughts on Jurassic World. Stay funny guys!

[@mikegates8993]

Or in the case of Nick, he both does stupid things and is cartoonishly evil.

[@Tam_Miri]

@@mikegates8993 Damn. That hits pretty hard lol. Nick is a content machine though so it works.

[@cameronpitcher6562]

This is my favorite Jurassic Park movie. But it really just depends on when you were born and if you can not nitpick to death

[@AloisWeimar]

I actually walked out of this movie and got my money back. I have never done that before or since.

[@enicot]

Out of all the things these movies do wrong, they do everything regarding Costa Rica the worst. Either by omission or grossly wrong representation of ANYTHING near the real Costa Rica.

[@gaudrad]

Late again to this one. I’ll start my saying, love you guys! Keep me entertained all the time 😘 I can’t believe what I’m hearing about the last two movies. This is by far the worst Jurassic movie. I feel like I’m in a twilight zone. It reminds me of your trailer reaction to Dominion. This channel was the only one to hate on it. So there is a hate for Jurassic here, no doubt. To hear Tim say, “I don’t know if anything can beat JP3 at #2,” I almost crashed on the interstate. I don’t know what’s going on here. I’ll expect all the hate in the world I guess from here on out. I just had to comment even though nobody will read this. Im so puzzled!

[@TheNessBigThing]

I'm totally with you on this. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!

[@gaudrad]

@@TheNessBigThing Oh thank god someone is with me. I thought I was losing my mind or something. This makes no sense dude.

[@MurdersWithMertens]

Night Court In Review when???

[@AloisWeimar]

when those hack frauds finish fixing Plinketts’ VCR

[@keithlewis5529]

There's never been a movie that more defines "mid" than Jurassic Park III

[@kylemelendez358]

I really like this one a lot. Saw this in a drive in way back and had a blast. I think this film is pretty underated, not great by any means but definitely not the trash this series has otherwise.

[@jordanmiller3535]

This movie just felt like it didn’t add anything to the series, it just felt like a whatever movie. A spin-off instead of a sequel

[@ericchedgy1581]

BIRD CAGE!!!!

[@ronmexico2377]

Ski Mask Joe

[@RootBoiRoot]

Andy is tone deaf AND has the gift of music? Tough combo

[@lukekunka317]

Finally got a chance to finish this today at work and what a surprise! Firstly, shout out to Andy for reading my comment from JP1. Secondly, how awful is Greg? How was that not clever foreshadowing?! Ugh, he's just the worst. #gregsux

[@EveryTimeIDavid]

God. The original Jurassic Park taught me to love cinema. The sequels taught me to hate. Just in general.

[@mikegates8993]

This movie is a schlocky action movie, but it is aware of that and I would argue still makes it better then Lost World. Lost World tries way too hard to push it's anti-hunting and anti-zoo message and it's "protagonists" behave like idiots or in the case Nick sociopathic. And to be honest, the actual plot of Lost World is at least as dumb as this one.

[@dustyw8771]

Not appreciating all this lost world hate

[@mullaoslo]

Let me guess this is Tim's favorite of the series..

[@Northern_Nobody]

This movie is so mind numbingly boring, at least lost world had a few interesting sequences. And Tim was complaining about Julianne Moore’s character but Tea Leoni’s character is 100x worse.

[@mikegates8993]

Is she though? Tea's character is more annoyingly acted, but Julianne Moore's character is insulting to the audience's intelligence. Everything her character says and does is so far the opposite of what a person in the field she is claimed to be in that it feels intentional. And at least Tea's character understands that a child or teenager or whatever the age of the kids are being on the island is a bad idea. Julianne's character actually defended Kelly for coming.

[@jaypimentel4007]

Give us Jordan Peele In Review in the lead up to NOPE! I will die on this hill!!

[@jasonjacocks]

Alan

[@SamedMuratagic27]

Waiting for the Pieates of the Caribbean in review

[@carlosgsoria]

I’m so happy this movie at least got some love. This movie was actually my first introduction to Jurassic park as a 4 year old, and only one i knew for a long time. Of course eventually saw all of original trilogy, and 1st is the only good one, but I’ll still watch this one. It just embraces being a monster movie imo. It’s a nice movie to relax to and not really pay attention to until the cool parts happen. Never liked 2 and never bothered to watch new ones

[@cameronpitcher6562]

I was 6 when this came out.. To me the Trex vs Spino was the coolest thing!! Still have a soft spot for this movie

[@averagesuperman316]

There’s a theme park in North Carolina called Carrowinds that also used to be Paramount themed and ALSO had Top Gun and Drop Zone themed rides. Anyway this movie is okay.

[@loganbigmo]

Same with Canada; we had Wonderland that used to be Paramount theme and had Top Gun and Drop Zone. then Cedar Fair came long.

[@SaiyanABlazeNinja]

This whole review was worth it just for that Greg 56:00

[@theb2112]

Only reason I clicked on this video was to see that intro. It's just so good.

[@OnlySpecialFeatures]

anyone get the code? :)