👑KING of the ROAD👑 | You Suck at Parking

[@GameGrumps]

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[@TeamSoraPresents]

This is the most I've ever heard Hulu actually promoting their anime.

[@waysideupside]

But can it teach me to love?

[@zid9611]

​@@waysideupside No. But it can teach you to be a grump.

[@CallMeZorbin]

We need to talk, I can't find all of Futurama on Hulu, only shows season1. So what's going on???

[@rockytakeout]

I bet the ads will not be intrusive and exhausting in the slightest despite you paying for the costly service!

[@surblechev278]

22:17 Arin: NO, BUT [empty excuse] Dan: Arin, just say "I don't WANNA" already Boiled this whole dynamic down to 2 sentences

[@burnin8able]

Arin is peak "I am literally incapable of being wrong" level stubborn about his decision making and we love that for him.

[@surblechev278]

@@burnin8able eh, it can get genuine guffaws at times but gets old pretty quick

[@burnin8able]

@@surblechev278 nah man, he does absolutely have the confidence of a mediocre white man, but he makes good use of that ego: by making a fool of himself for our amusement. it's all in good fun.

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@surblechev278I mean it’s just something he does. We all do things that get old but pointing it out constantly must start to feel crappy for the person doing the things

[@AngelRivera-de1lq]

​@surblechev278 im sure we'd all be aggravating if we were recorded while we gamed. I just choose to laugh at it

[@realNoMee]

There's nothing more quintessentially GameGrumps than Arin asking how something works, the game immediately explaining it to him, and him instantly skipping it and saying "I don't read tutorials".

[@resileaf9501]

It's fine, he figured it out a minute later.

[@kingofbudokai]

@@resileaf9501 That does not, in fact, make it "fine." It's still a problem, he just happened not to get punished for it this time.

[@maromania7]

@@kingofbudokai he "happened" because it said that he seemed to already have the hang of it when it offered. It is fine to skip tutorial when the game literally tells you it thinks you don't need to play the tutorial.

[@gctypo2838]

Arin has now become self-aware of it.

[@hootle4641]

​@@kingofbudokai a "problem" lmao

[@skippythealien9627]

"This is so easy!" *car immediately falls off the road into the water*

[@CapnBry]

KING OF THE ROAD

[@gctypo2838]

This game is full of "check THIS out" moments

[@URYPHONK]

"a doop a dop a deep, KING OF THE ROAD" proceeds to careen off of the cliff

[@stoodmuffinpersonal3144]

I was losing interest cause of the poop jokes, and then that brought me right back. lol

[@Kevmaster2000]

@@stoodmuffinpersonal3144poop jokes are the funniest jokes. You have no class.

[@bakubread9308]

its really funny to think about how, in the past 10 years, Game Grumps sponsors have gone from full professionally recorded sketches to just arin talking at his phone

[@DeathnoteBB]

I miss the full sketches but honestly I respect the less is more approach

[@thatoneguy5347]

@@DeathnoteBBI loved there Crunchyroll skit “THATLLNEVERHAPPENDAN”

[@nanthco]

They literally made an entire fake soap opera to advertise their merch

[@Cardboard_Spaceship]

@@DeathnoteBB SANTA'S GOING NUTS!!

[@kelvinsomnia]

I wonder if some sponsors require their ads to be relatively straightforward and informative. Corporate bigwigs feeling like they’ve cracked the formula for the effective youtube ad, yada yada.

[@Skareware]

"King of the rooooad" is gonna be stuck in my head all day lmao

[@CJ_Carpenter]

It's a Roger Miller song, good old tune.

[@kake_of_light]

I already had this song stuck in my head because somebody drew the character Alan a dele From Disney's robin hood singing the song because he is voiced by Roger Miller. So this just restuck the song.

[@MoonlitLycan]

It's funny it's called "King of the Road" but the song is about a hobo riding in the boxcars of trains.

[@annebaisden8717]

Just wait until sbassbear gets a hold of it.

[@ChandlerTV100]

🎵 Trailer for sale or rent 🎵

[@Allesef]

Doctor: So your hearing loss is a workplace injury? Dan: Yes, my boss is always yelling right next to me all day. Doctor: Oh? What do you do for work? Dan: My boss plays video games and I mostly watch and make conversation.

[@EvanAdvent]

I hope the guys try the multiplayer mode here. It'll be really fun seeing them try and nab the most parking spots in a time limit. "I'm the driving boy! I'm the one who parks!"

[@DamonHardin]

I think they have. This looks exactly like “No Brake Valet”. Even the areas look the same.

[@N3TSLVM]

Arin barreling to each parking spot at full speed with reckless abandon is peak Arin. Never change, Big Cat, you make good television!

[@resileaf9501]

That's the point of the game though

[@LilChuunosuke]

​@resileaf9501 i think they mean when you're lining up in the parking spot. The tutorial shows you how to slow down

[@brutalboy1000]

"King of the Road!", is definitely going into my personal lexicon.

[@ZakFierce]

It's a classic song from the 60s about a happy hobo

[@brutalboy1000]

@@ZakFierce Oh, I know. I am old.

[@ShizuruNakatsu]

​@brutalboy1000 But it won't be the 60s for another 36 years! The 1960s were 55 years ago. How long will it be before referring to a decade without the century, will automatically mean the 20-somethings?

[@IndiBrony]

As a driving instructor I can categorically say that I have seen people park much worse than you, Arin. 🥇🥇🥇

[@zachsuperfisky2154]

KING OF THE RO... *falls off cliff 😂

[@WhoWatchesVideos]

For those pondering, "chocolate" products have specific definitions based on cocoa solids, cocoa fat, dairy content, sugar, etc under US FDA rules. Chocolate bars that don't meet any such definitions can't be labeled as chocolate in the US, so a chocolate bar that doesn't meet any of those definitions is likely best labeled as "candy bar".

[@AllenMS828]

I believe that's also why you see so many things labeled "chocolatey" these days, because they can't legally be called "chocolate".

[@stephsaguudefan1753]

I've always called anything that has more than just chocolate a candy bar because it's not only chocolate

[@foxxygradius7858]

That's the beauty of the FDA! All the rules designed to protect you are so esoteric and easily bypassed that they only protect you if you learn the goofy ass second language advertisers speak.

[@Kevmaster2000]

Nobody was thinking about a forgettable throwaway remark from the video but ok.

[@foxxygradius7858]

@@Kevmaster2000 50 likes and 3 earnest replies. What a strange definition of 'nobody'.

[@masterxl97]

Thought it said “You Puck at Sarking,” and for some reason that sentence just tickles me.

[@N3TSLVM]

"Cloth Gowns Only" moment

[@Miss_Kisa94]

But do you puck at sarking?

[@parkermae]

pobody's nerfect

[@DeathnoteBB]

I read your comment as “You Park at Sucking”

[@Archgeek0]

@@N3TSLVM "Goth Clowns Only"?

[@ScratchyKay]

It only took Arin under 2 minutes to skip a tutorial.

[@resileaf9501]

Yes, because the tutorial told him that he was doing well.

[@jacob5061]

I think 2 minutes is plenty for a game like this.. not much too it.

[@ItsJustAGuy]

It wouldn't be an episode of game grumps without arin skipping the tutorial then getting completely stumped

[@PeAcEsMoKeR421]

That must be anew personal best for him.

[@zanedobler]

As if a game like this really needs a tutorial

[@SDJReverse]

Off to a Good Start: an Arin Hanson Autobiography

[@SamuraIcarus3]

I swear some of the coolest things ever made were games with simple ideas and creative execution like this

[@DanielBirrell]

I genuinely love how supportive Dan is of Arin, it's so wholesome.

[@housequay]

I like to believe that whenever this was recorded, there was an unexplained spike of joy in my soul, across the world, at the point Arin made that most sincere "Yeah!"

[@spacesquid95force25]

“Why don’t you give me a level that’s hard” immediately fails the level* Added to the comp

[@aikido3421]

19:06 when Arin is singing “now who will be the king of parkingggg” he kinda sounds like SpongeBob and then the disgruntled scream immediately after sounds like Patrick 😂

[@erickgiff]

Thank you for the time stamp

[@TaPPhil93]

The whole “king of the road” bit had me crying way too much it just tickled my funny bone

[@MinnesotaMimi]

I hope sbassbear makes a new song from this episode

[@rachelmoore1996]

Two hours of pushin broom buys an 8 by 12 4-bit room I’m a man of means by no means KING OF THE ROADDDD! Sing it all the time 😂😂

[@Degnique]

i started singing I WENT TO PEE AND SHAT MYSELF TIP TOP KING OF THE ROAD and almost gave myself an aneurysm of laughter LMFAO

[@zombeef3074]

Just watched Arin absolutely SPEEDRUN clicking the Skip Tutorial button. Can't wait to see how this goes

[@resileaf9501]

Goes pretty well.

[@DeathnoteBB]

⁠@@resileaf9501I just want him to know things! 😭

[@ShifteroftheWasteland]

SPEED. AGILITY. POWER. FuCk-

[@Macapta]

King of the Road! Takes me back to the classic hedgehog animated adverts about road safety.

[@wildreptile77]

KING OF THE ROAD

[@judderbud]

I will never get over Arin's sudden fits of rage especially quick little cusses like "DAMMIT" at 12:01 in the video! Love these guys!

[@blargh7400]

Arin: "i only know the cabbage patch version. splish splash i was takin a bath...somethin with my cabbage patch kid!" oh my god i remember that toy commercial from when i was a kid! i think those were the first plastic dolls kids could throw in a bathtub or pool and not ruin them like the cloth ones.

[@olleronn616]

"NOOOOO I RAN OUT OF FUEEEEL!" *Ba-doop-Dap King of the Roaaaaaad*

[@colleengundersen]

time to add *👑KING of the ROAD👑* to my list of game grumps inspired vocal stims

[@topasu9454]

who asked

[@lordtyroxx]

@@topasu9454 Suddenly posting relatable comments on the internet isn't allowed anymore

[@AllPurposeNerd]

11:20 - You just flashed me back to one of the most vehement arguments ever had on the Rooster Teeth Podcast. It was Michael Jones and Kerry Shawcross arguing about whether or not chocolate is candy. One was using 'candy' to refer to a category of food items, the other was using 'candy' to mean a specific material made out of melted or dissolved sugar and neither side was fully explaining themselves or yielding.

[@JohnSmith-bn5mi]

For those wondering, the passive top is called a "service top". Naturally paired with the "power bottom".

[@kogababe]

Can't wait for the animated of danny the driving instructor and arin the student DESPERATELY trying

[@rawdogmeat4]

"King of the..!" *pause* had me in stitches. Holy crap this was a good one. Would love to see them play vs mode.

[@Jay_Wolfe]

"Oh right, I can stop and that parks it" Immediate next car "JUST DIE ALREADY" continues driving around

[@jcace13]

Arin's completely unfounded confidence in a game he's never played before is a sight to see everytime.

[@destinee6590]

Arin, skipping the tutorial: Alright I have learned how to Go Foward and Turn Left. There can't possibly be more to this game than that.

[@resileaf9501]

Not in the tutorial.

[@tomokolovecraft3792]

Considering he's a Florida boy and the only racing in Florida is NASCAR, makes sense.

[@Gallant_Silver]

"King of the Road~" is gonna be stuck in my head all day.

[@McStabYou]

I'm a trucker for a living and I just found a new vocal stim

[@roycebrockelman4882]

4:32 I'd bet my honor as a gamer that the real shortcut is veering off to the left after going up the first hill.

[@samrushhh]

You guys should play Chained Together!

[@Bl00ddr3g]

My favorite things about these guys is when they give the amount of focus and attention to one off silly games that I give to fromsoftware games…. And the opposite of that too

[@bekkaanneee]

arin is surprisingly amazing at this game, skipped tutorial and all

[@resileaf9501]

I mean, it's a pretty simple game. Drive car to parking spot. Levels have gimmicks. That's the extent of the tutorial and it knows it.

[@8imsocute]

for real!! the perfect first tries on the mine levels were so impressive!! made me a bit envious since I spent like 8 minutes trying to clear those lol

[@karisu]

9:58 cyclone technique 11:57 fuck-UHH 20:18 king of the road

[@kantackistan]

Appreciate the shortcut. Fastest way to return to King of the Road on a daily basis

[@karisu]

​@@kantackistan yep! i love leaving timestamps so i know where my favorite bits are from every episode, lol

[@Kingbimmy]

Fuck. I’m gonna have Dan singing “doop dap, king of the rooooad!” stuck in my head all WEEK now 😭😂❤

[@johnnyandtheinsatiablevoid]

Welp, that's gonna be stuck in my head for a while. BADOOPDOP KINGADAROOOOOOOAD

[@themexicankitchen]

New favourite Grump reference is to fail miserably only to declare myself KING OF THE ROAD!

[@ast_rsk]

Grumps should collab with the devs to make a "King of the road" jingle sound bite that plays when the level is completed successfully.

[@chuck08113]

King of the road is like the same energy as "Bahp bop bee dop bah bah bee dop bah bahp bahp Lady Depp"

[@emmadobbins694]

Lady Dyepp is a classic ❤

[@potate.potato]

i can already tell that this is going to be one of my comfort episodes

[@cuteykitsune]

I doubt people will want more of this but i would love more of arin screaming and having bursts of anger trying to park a tiny car while dan hectors and sings to him.

[@DigitalxGamer]

"They have your favorite shows, Family Guy...!" Man, Arin actually had to say that on camera. xP

[@YaBigGaymo]

I absolutely lost it at "WHOOOO! AAAAAH! King of-"

[@JUNK_ZONE]

"How you kids doin? You ridin the ollie out there on your skating boards?"

[@Ari180_RE]

Arin drives like the snow birds in my state that have somehow forgotten what "slow down" means and panic crash into the cars around them at my local Walmart, lol. Never change Arin

[@Jifuryu]

Gotta love how reliable it is for Arin to comment that something is "so easy" when he does even marginally well at the intro level, or even tutorial, of a game.

[@Jagger-Tyr_13]

Man, GameGrumps are the only people where I actually like hearing the add reads.

[@heyheyhey33351]

Drove in front of a gigantic fan and my car flew into the ocean. Ba-doop-dop King of Road!

[@PrinceTyke]

There's something so wonderful about watching the pure joy of finishing levels in this game

[@luckyjohnson1767]

Watching Arin play a party game by himself for 25 minutes was more entertaining than I expected. lol. Would love to see Dan play as well. Maybe a nice little VS

[@iceskate4evah]

What’s hilarious is that Arin’s main complaint about Ocarina of Time is the waiting, so this tracks

[@EvdogMusic]

21:22 "When the time runs out, it's not the end: that just means it's your last car" - Guru Daniel Avidan, 2024

[@jem-alien]

"Ba doop dop kING of the ROaD" Is immediately gonna stick firmly in my brain forever

[@petersketch1990]

10:07 cyclone technic haha

[@suchnothing]

I love that the Grumps consistently have a longish promo at the beginning of each episode, it gives me time to realize that I haven't turned on my wireless headphones and switch them on.

[@fanthonyfictions]

22:18 The last time I heard a KZbinr say those words with such vigour, it was moments from disaster. A machine blew up.

[@MoleBradRy]

I like this game. This was fun to watch. Especially the King of the Road bits.

[@ocarinaplaya]

Here I am hoping the grumps play that electric jester 3 game coming out on switch.

[@Shatterbands]

Arin: "I don't read tutorials" Me: I know bud. I know.

[@hootle4641]

"I believe in you." "Uh oh." "Belief in you is wavering." Anotber one to add to my reference list.

[@magentapinky5516]

Hey Billy what was your favorite Game Grumps episode??? “I liked the part where they said king of the road for a LOOOONG time”

[@Gnurklesquimp2]

I love the way they either used engine and tire sounds or recreated them with the melody

[@superdave3093]

I can’t WAIT for Sbassbear to make this episode songified! 😂😂

[@MissSallyB1]

~no phone, no pool, no pets, I'M IN THE DAMN OCEAN AGAIN~

[@valkyriechan]

I DONT WANNA!!

[@Graymage69420]

21:30 Dan must have watched scary movie recently or saw the scene on KZbin cuz he’s referenced “you on Candid camera now… you ain’t know that” from Brenda

[@moonmaiden7474]

Love the twist on that old Roger Miller song 😆

[@pateralus9]

PLEASE play more of this, this game is AWESOME & I laughed a lot during this episode! K love you byeee

[@themultiversalist5564]

The whole sing almost anything and then add "KING of the ROAD" thing is the greatest thing since I discovered that you can sing almost anything and then add the Farmer's Insurance "bum ba dum bum bum bum bum!" 🤭

[@ndv0123456789]

Sbassbear is gonna have a field day with this one

[@pdk6637]

Arin was actually pretty damn good at this game, picked it up quick too.

[@allenlewis5689]

Wouldn't take off the hover boots, but he somehow kills it at every random game no one has ever heard of. That's our video game boy!

[@angeljesso]

"Just stop driving," he said, to Arin LEZZZGOOO Hanson Bet you can guess what he did next

[@wangledteb5671]

Games like this or Super Bunny Man are my faves to watch them play I think, because they get so excited it's contagious lol

[@bayconnikkibexx]

I can't handle how cute the little yellow car is!

[@nyxae1853]

crashed into the guard rail KING OF THE ROAD

[@Adultishgambino42069]

My driving test was just like this

[@markcomeau82]

Watch, don’t watch, Arin’s going to scream.

[@glamderinggaming3859]

The "WHAT?!... Okaaaay" had me 😂

[@lisuru5302]

Arin has by far done such creative ads i love this

[@Kevinnnnnnnn-]

Eating tacos with game grumps in the background is the peak of my day

[@trisaratops362]

Why is no one talking about how Arin called a hot air balloon a water balloon and dan didn't even correct him 😂

[@Keasarr]

"I don't read tutorials" Oh we know Arin. We know.

[@tfmaster96]

2 minutes into the actual playthrough and it already instantly reminds me of no breaks valet AND driving simulator. let's hope to god that this one *also* allows you to hit pedestrians.

[@KillingJoke21]

PERFECT PARK~! *proceeds to fly off into the ocean*

[@hannahhirano4646]

Arin’s hubris is unparalleled parking