KIRBY STAR ALLIES - The Supercut

[@matthewshores8519]

But actually Alpharad, Kirby doesn’t always sleep at the beginning of every Kirby game. Sometimes he is eating a strawberry shortcake.

[@themightygallium9509]

And sometimes taking a walk!

[@bananaboosty2921]

@@themightygallium9509 are you making a reference to a kids show matthew?

[@bananaboosty2921]

wait not you the person that said but actully alpharad

[@themightygallium9509]

@@bananaboosty2921 Actually, he's referencing Squeak Squad.

[@bananaboosty2921]

@@themightygallium9509 i thought he was referencing straberry shortcake lol

[@shad3ryx714]

Fun fact: the most rare thing in Kirby star allies is the game over screen

[@potato5569]

The I must be really lucky

[@jgmaestas8621]

The bad thing is that ur right

[@JNZ784]

Unless you are not a gamer

[@_StarGutz_]

Not unless your me I’ve game overed twice from trying to do friend wheel and forgot the button to jump

[@christophervandehey2614]

But its true though. I've had this for a while and I have hundreds of lives. HUNDREDS.

[@JM64]

6:05 "he is swole as hell, how could he throw him?" Everyone forgets Kirby is *THE* most casual galaxy buster in all of fiction.

[@hughneutron5965]

you underselling kirby bud.

[@JM64]

@@hughneutron5965 You're right, he's a casual UNIVERSE buster

[@AW3-01]

Actually JamacianMario Kirby is god, he has defeated his god’s hands in super smash, and is Christian.

[@Chaotic_Flame]

@@AW3-01 actually when you think about it kirby is literally just arceus ._. he changes his abilities by using other things, just like arceus with the plates, and he's *g o d* just like arceus.

[@derpaderpy4931]

@@AW3-01 The Christian part is actually KirbO, not KirbY.

[@tomaszwojciula]

The beginning of every Kirby game: cute sounds The end: *D O R I M E*

[@stuffman272]

true

[@flunkyou2848]

Honestly at the beginning is like ok fight this obese penguin king then at the end it’s alright Kirby fight the personification of dark matter

[@bonniethesilly_]

a m e n o a m e n o

[@gab_gabriel7091]

All jokes aside, I was just glad that Alpharad genuinely enjoyed the game. I was worried that he would call it "lackluster", especially in comparison to Triple Deluxe and Planet Robobot, but was surprised when he was consistently showing emotions throughout the video. I'm just happy that he's happy with playing the game

[@Adrian-zs3ol]

Same.

[@RoninOwin1738]

Kirby Star Allies: I can make the game easier by constantly giving the player lives Kirby’s Epic Yarn: What are lives?

[@crispyq364]

ikr

[@Salted_Rice223]

@Conway from Wii Sports true

[@zakybhoy4415]

lol yes

[@nathankaltz6925]

Well, even though you can't die, repeatedly getting hit can make it really tough to get a good metal rating. The best example of this is the first Snow Land level, which has falling snowballs drag you to the abyss below. Easy to get through, but very frustrating if you want to keep any of your beads.

[@olehead1]

@@nathankaltz6925 I havent played Epic Yarn in so long, I dont know what your talking about.

[@DavidAllanLaursen]

This commentary was the perfect representation of what a Kirby game is. "Oh look, another adventure where Kirby wakes up, commits mass genocide, then goes back to sleep" "this game is incredibly easy" "wow there's some really fun little aspects about this game that I didn't expect" "and then it ends with an incredible boss fight for an epic ending!"

[@mimikyutubesaltaccount4875]

Omnicide* but true

[@multipliersupreme213]

I did not expect to nearly choke on my cereal from the quote: “That’s what Kirby star allies is really about, gang wars.”

[@tickercruse3177]

He doesn’t care about, gender, race, species, age, disabilities, color, culture Kirby eats them all

[@dicetheD20]

W O R D S O F W I S D O M

[@marcelj6979]

Kirby doesn't care if you are male or female Kirby doesn't care if you are black or white Kirby doesn't care about your culture You all taste the same to kirby

[@tomharris9802]

⅕⅙⅛¹½⅓¼²⅔⅖³¾⅗⅜⁴⅘⁵⅚⅝⁶⅞⁷⁸⁹ⁿ⁰+×ėęě1ldgw yogurt iStockphoto pr Yeah but daba said gap tap cask Ted told gas yeah but dad tabs at badd dad is though the Thames of bout O back daddy

[@photonman0018]

@@tomharris9802 Same

[@Lucky_Lia]

They’re like skittles they all taste the same

[@ardevta5343]

Alpharad: "he doesn't have the best throwing arm" Kirby: *throws a monster into the sun and back*

[@annajonsson4429]

HIGH ass Standards for Kirby... Dude...

[@kingtreedede7303]

Arthur bruh he had a frying pan when he did that

[@ardevta5343]

@@kingtreedede7303 yeah i forgot that makes it lighter lol

[@kingtreedede7303]

Arthur no bruh the frying pan is just making Kirby stronger lol

[@hurt4322]

Broke: Suplex Kirby Woke: *Kirby with a baseball bat and a hat*

[@Tea_7042]

But actually Alpharad I bet you wish you had that many lives playing Mario with jo and turv

[@lilrepaer895]

Dang my guy too far lol jk it true

[@emanuelanaya6817]

Jo is a pro nabit player

[@Tea_7042]

@@emanuelanaya6817 true

[@maximehuang]

Lol

[@dkth3inkmachine698]

Yep because of Jo mainly lol

[@majin4544]

19:50 Well actually Alpharad, you don't have to fight Meta Knight with the sword. You can just stand on the platform he's standing on and the fight will start with (insert copy ability here).

[@TitaRussellTrails]

It’s impossible not to smile at the genuine joy you can hear in Jacobs voice during the final bosses sequence

[@daniellahall5465]

but actually alpharad, if you had waited 15 minutes then meta knight would have legally been allowed to leave.

[@hotbucketofwater9681]

Dani Alexis no if you would have just floated to his platform

[@LeonOcto]

Snack M R/woooosh

[@brianalessi7727]

Dani Alexis ffvgffgcvhfvfftgc

[@Brock_Fujiwara]

Dani Alexis damn

[@someguy2706]

@@hotbucketofwater9681 r/woosh

[@AriAxolotl]

The part where u have bugzzy on ur team and ur talking about him like hes a dog is really nostalgic for me cause my first dog was named bugsy so thank you for that little bit of happy memories

[@yourfaceisdumb4440]

Was your dog ate by a pink gumball?

[@theadventuresofkingaidan5880]

Do you guys have no soul?

[@yourfaceisdumb4440]

@@theadventuresofkingaidan5880 Why should we.

[@gushy305]

@@yourfaceisdumb4440 shut

[@hummusgod4205]

@William Horrigan That’s so cute!

[@LoganWH8]

There’s just something magical about Kirby games. They’re really easy, very simple, but somehow never fail to make you smile.

[@neptuneplayz2567]

Until you get to the true arena, that shit gets whack yo

[@nebby0101]

"Eenie Minnie Minny Moe, catch a monkey by the- *that one* " _disintegrates_

[@flocking_pink_with_gena]

Alpha snapped his fingers and Bonkers didn’t feel so go

[@ashulman1931]

That gives me Bill Cipher vibes

[@thg7930]

Frieza giving a pep talk to his men be like:

[@nightniro131]

My fave body part *That one*

[@defaultthedude]

Deedeedee: *thousand yard stare*

[@reshiexe286]

Actual moral of the story: Be friends with everyone. Alpharad's Takeaway: *G A N G W A R S*

[@jordanmontalvo8555]

Hey reshiram I'm decidueye

[@edwardmeyers4466]

My kinda video

[@amazingfam.9063]

Gangstar gang wars

[@funnijesterguy]

ok I will be friends with a world destroyer in the next game and void termina and then beat them up

[@n0va491]

The moral is teamwork

[@justalemon965]

Says “I’m sorry if someone hurt you.” To king dedede literally right after murdering him with monkeys

[@sallyfowlie7220]

BONKS

[@Ballmaner]

A definition wolf trials update

[@maximoescobar964]

timestamps for funny dances with funny songs: 5:17 7:10 17:16 28:10 33:48 45:22

[@charliehigginson7990]

Do u know what the names of the funny songs r tho

[@maximoescobar964]

@@charliehigginson7990 the only one I can recognize was the We did it song from Dora the Explorer

[@marcsilver995]

​@@charliehigginson799017:16 is smooth criminal I'm pretty sure

[@illusionist1872]

Kirby: Return To Dreamland Kirby: Star Allies Kirby: Stardust Crusaders

[@beb7435]

I S T H A T A J O J O R E F E R N E C E

[@Edgeperor]

Kirby’s Return to Dreamland doesn’t have any :

[@shintom3747]

YES

[@MrJmehed]

A thrilling saga

[@helsiosquadron]

Kirby’s bizarre adventure:STAR ALLIES

[@joewii2458]

*Throws a key 2 feet forward* "Well he doesn't have the best throwing arm..." *Sumo slams a gorilla across the stage and back* "Kirby is SWOL as HELL!"

[@exotic6483]

Wow

[@nevergonnagiveyouupnevergo5531]

@@exotic6483 dont forget he had throwed a giant monster to the sun and back

[@Dexuz]

@@nevergonnagiveyouupnevergo5531 And a world-ending meteor thousands of light years away.

[@nevergonnagiveyouupnevergo5531]

@@Dexuz oh and dont forget he killed gods

[@teknotrevenant2236]

4:55 the realization into having a full team of bonkers killed me

[@hydrahunter4629]

You could say it's.. bonkers

[@pianoofied]

55:41 - And this is how joycon drift was born.

[@AdrieneTheDarkestHorse]

Oh so that's why my controllers don't work

[@clockworksproductions3288]

8:00 “why does he look so scared, I’m sorry if someone hurt you, you deserve better” *flash back to alphared beating the crap out of deedeedee*

[@TitaRussellTrails]

“This is literally just kingdom hearts” except he actually finished his playthrough of this game

[@iike9498]

Throwing shadeee

[@thegreatpapaya48]

OOOOHH BURN

[@VijoPlays]

Alpha finished it, just didn't finish recording/editing it, because they didn't like the outcome. Sad, really. KH3 contained some of the funniest edits I've seen them do.

[@mysticsquirtle5109]

Bruh

[@Plushimator]

Damn

[@maddiestratus]

This is literally that one "Power of Friendship" moment in every anime but taken to the extreme.

[@deadmansencore]

Game: recommends to have all classes to have a great advantage Me and the boys: 4:56

[@AdrieneTheDarkestHorse]

The one thing he and that other guy have in common is the SQUAD (The other guy did it with fire yoyos)

[@adriankudsieh4892]

"Nature’s first green is gold, Her hardest hue to hold. Her early leaf’s a flower; But only so an hour. Then leaf subsides to leaf. So Eden sank to grief, So dawn goes down to day. Nothing gold can stay. " -Robert Frost "Especially by the hands of king Dedede" Alpha

[@aydenmaxwell8759]

Ayyyy

[@Angry_Jetpack]

This deserves more attention.

[@turqoisesnake2438]

i like this poem, but honestly in this context im just uncomfertable/

[@thefunwashere6221]

A piece of my soul was chipped off when he was saying Kirby has no deep story

[@LowQualityCarbink]

Why do you have at least 194 likes but zero replies?

[@thewildruda6113]

What did you want us to comment? "yeah that's true!" "lmao"

[@Kyonari]

@@LowQualityCarbink hes built different

[@thefunwashere6221]

@@thewildruda6113 lmao

[@Hoxeel]

But actually alpharad, with all the new updates released, there's an actually super tough boss fight at the end of another game mode!

[@untouchable7024]

@@uretalz ohhhhh yesssss papi

[@Artsig06]

@@untouchable7024 what the fuck.....

[@sk3lly473]

I remember 2 shoting It with the nuke power up

[@sonicthehedgehog8102]

Do you mean galactic Knight

[@nightdashervoiceguy647]

I never expected squidward to jump out in all honesty it surprises me still to this day

[@gengarzilla1685]

I know Squidward dislikes that damn sponge, but establishing an apocalypse cult is not a healthy way to fix the problem.

[@sapphire5780]

Triple Deluxe: Saves the world from a bee queen Planet Robobot: Saves the world from a Self aware robot Star Allies: Saves the world from Kingdom Hearts

[@JesusMowsMaLawn]

I mean, you're not wrong

[@baguettethief561]

*wrong

[@JesusMowsMaLawn]

lol thanks

[@SomeGuy-cn5vm]

Crystal Shards: Saves the universe from the physical embodiment of evil Mass Attack: Saves the world from the god of death Squeak Squad: Saves a piece of cake Some Kirby games are slightly more dramatic than others.

[@JesusMowsMaLawn]

Yeah, that cake dynamic really got me

[@jojo-ln7zd]

"He doesn't have the best throwing arm." Has thrown a multiple ton monster to the sun and back.

[@michaelestrada1972]

8:22 I went to an international school once. In my class, only three people finished elementary and middle school. Each year, there were new kids coming in and old kids going out. Needless to say, I learned how to say goodbye to friends pretty quickly.

[@raviolifries]

Alpha reacting to maskless Meta Knight is the same energy as that fox telling that cow to put that bag back on

[@Chris_Pickaxe]

Well actually Alpharad, at 19:50 you didn't HAVE to grab the sword. you could have just waited for Meta Knight to lose his patience.

[@cheerfulgoat]

You could also attack the platform meta knight is on to initiate the battle

[@tubulartortoise2557]

I actually didn’t know that.

[@pokelordomega2414]

Heh... yup

[@yoyosyoyo0]

Chris Pickaxe I do that

[@PikaRBLX]

I know, this is true and not obnoxious!

[@ILuckyPunk]

That moment you realize that you've already seen all of Alpha's Kirby Star Allies videos and yet you consciously decide to continue watching the supercut regardless of the fact that you've already seen all of the footage it contains. This is a cry for help

[@awesomemarioenemythingwithice]

ILuckyPunk Same

[@catgamer3084]

ILuckyPunk same

[@TheGamingUniverseIsAwesome]

I keep watching his supercuts over and over again

[@Eclipse1047]

But actually Alpharad, The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

[@Eclipse1047]

no i dont think i will

[@dnd402]

TRUE!!

[@Mr_Jorge]

@@dnd402 TRUE!!!!

[@pichujiggs153]

@@Mr_Jorge TRUE!!!!!!!!

[@hi.7692]

@@pichujiggs153 TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Homer_Sipmson]

"Kirby would never say such a word like that,He respects Womens. . .and kills them." Such respect indeed

[@fenchellforelle]

any boss the game has to offer Alpha: eh... Having to press jump during an escape sequence *Real Shit*

[@Citrine09]

*gets wing* "This is lame as hell!" Literally a minute later "This is strong as hell!"

[@valllllleeeeeeerrrrriiiee]

All I have to say is Simon/richter in smash

[@sharkyashimself3476]

BUT ACTUALLY ALPHARAD YOU DIDNT PIN ANY ONE

[@tomfooler9398]

this is the supercut go to the orignal vid to see it

[@scrimblocoded]

but actually Sharky as Himself, he pinned one in the original video and not the supercut.

[@confusingzeus8921]

Because they were all tereable

[@channelname1906]

But actually @@scrimblocoded Alpharad did pin someone on the supercut

[@Zed_Does_Exist]

Exactly

[@benjaminkoolman5619]

12:35 he says "oh I can be a spider and I wasn't watching the screen I was listening and I got the horrifying mental image of a huge bright ping spider with a Kirby as it's body and I am currently sitting in my corner crying

[@jib-o-jub4643]

But actually it's like a quarter of a year later and he hadn't pinned anyone and this joke is pretty much irrelevant now but I'm still gonna post this anyways because he told me to.

[@jib-o-jub4643]

But actually why have I gotten five likes within a week, I mean you guys are almost a year late and your still browsing the comment sections? I mean good on if you're reading this, I just didn't expect this comment to get as many likes as it has this quickly

[@jalter1361]

@@jib-o-jub4643 in the spam of 5 more days you got 10, also he hasnt pinned anything because this is the "SUPERCUT"of his series of this game so he pinned the episode that he said that

[@CAmetro_]

but actually jib o jub you have 69 likes

[@linuxsumner]

@@jib-o-jub4643 It has not been even close to one year. 7 months to be almost exact. Each month being 30 or 31 days. each day being 24 hours. Each hour being 60 minutes. and each minute being 60 seconds. there are 12 months . There is still 5 months each with 30 or 31 days each day with 24 hours each hour with 60 minutes and each minute 60 seconds shut your mouth if you dont know if it has been near a year or not

[@jib-o-jub4643]

@@linuxsumner I said a quarter of a year and what you just described it more than half a year If anything I was under exaggerating

[@chugsfromtriad]

But actually alpharad, kingdom hearts is not a series where abilities are proven to be used in the same way as Kirby, and Kirby’s abilities predate kingdom hearts, and as you should know hearts and stars are very different shapes, having vastly different polygonal collections, and a star consists of multiple triangles and a pentagon, while the heart itself is its only shape, for the only thing it can be cut up into are a triangle and two semi-circles, a phenomenon I like to call “Lucensy” (Loo-Sense-Eee) where to half’s of a shape on another shape do not add up to a whole, but the two shapes do in fact add up to a whole, just not mathematically. Coming from the roots of Lucid (clear) and infinity (not finite) we can reach a conclusion that the area would not have dabbled near becoming a whole. However, the idea of a heart and a star having the same area mass or perimeter is preposterous! The heart, as stated previously is not a shape of shapes, but is nothing but a Lusent Shape, which cannot add up to enough mass in any scenario, as the star has corners and angles, while the heart does not. However, with the idea of the Kingdom, the Dedede castle and legacy DOES count as a whole kingdom. As i found out, by pixel measurements, Dedede's castle is 4000-4010 Square feet. This does qualify as a kingdom. It also qualifies as a kingdom in the sense it has over 500,000 residents, counting the Waddle-Dees and Waddle-Doos. While Kingdom Hearts technically has a smaller population, therfore it does not count as a kingdom. An empire, at best. Hopefully, Alphafag, you will take this into consideration, next time you accuse a game of ripping off another.

[@legendofsonic3979]

Level 2 Chin But actually Chin, this is the first Kirby game that features similar level themes to Kingdom Hearts, a similar story and contains a great theme of friendship and love that Kingdom Hearts is known for.

[@chugsfromtriad]

But actually sonic, no u

[@NO-io3lo]

Beautiful

[@EJtheBugBoy]

I though my comment was the most annoying. Then I saw this one and boy was I wrong. Congrats.

[@ryandoherty1815]

Holy censored we are a PG channel now

[@varthalgamekiin4931]

I love how this starts with Alpharad saying "He will genuinely start a genocide over a cake." And ends almost in tears saying "goodbye, Kirby, have a nice day."

[@relic9726]

In almost tears?

[@varthalgamekiin4931]

@@relic9726 You can England very good.

[@relic9726]

He never sounded at all like crying, most of the time “almost in tears” usually means almost in tears

[@varthalgamekiin4931]

@@relic9726 I said almost in tears, not in tears. I didn't say he was crying, I said he sounded emotionally invested in the wholesomeness of the situation. Why are you trying to ruin something beautiful?

[@relic9726]

Varthal Gamekiin I’m sorry I wasn’t trying to do that, I just didn’t hear much emotion in what he said, sorry for the confusion. It is beautiful though

[@JacobShowens]

Thank you Alpharad. This video introduced me to what would become my favorite Nintendo franchise of all time and it wouldn't of had happened without you

[@teamrustofsky9232]

alpharad: gets bird powerup alpharad: mixes it with fire. alpharad: gets KFC power up.

[@Scarlet_Kitsune]

Ahem, I believe it’s pronounced MAGISHANS REDO

[@corporaln.e.w.t.5667]

Lol

[@Marriwil]

Is this the greatest power in the universe

[@brodyswager-dunn6942]

Where is the moving chicken

[@kidoaks]

Me if I was in the game: FINALLY SOME GOOD FOOD- wait where'd the bowl come from? Kirby:it's the bones turned into cardboard- UHH I MEAN poyo poyo poyo Me: mmmmmmmmm ok

[@hamguy167]

But actually Alpharad, not everyone has seen that part of the video because they realized it was an hour long video

[@oEndxr]

and they didn't want to waist their time

[@sameerc112]

But actually Jessica Gamblin it is more than that when you take into account the ads

[@sameerc112]

But actually Adolf Hitler most people don't

[@sameerc112]

@Devon Batiste But actually Devon who watches on a ps4

[@stxrrytbh]

Oh oh god im stupid I didnt check how long it was...... HELPPPPP

[@skeleman5883]

BUT ACTUALLY ALPHARAD, MARX IS THE BEST FRIEND OF ALL OF THEM

[@weirdcheeto]

Kenny Buck marx = overpowered

[@zweIious]

Kenny Buck ikr

[@SuspiciousSpaghettiVEVO]

ummm when alpharad played star allies before marx got released

[@skeleman5883]

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[@dontreadmyname2377]

But it's true

[@fortune500conjr4]

Alpharad: sees a sleeping child Also Alpharad: Hit it with everything we got!

[@imaginaryboy2000]

You can tell who's a Kingdom Hearts fan when they respond to the question "what's Kingdom Hearts" with the answer "I don't even know what Kingdom Hearts is"

[@maosecretadowolfy8094]

Hi

[@appleWsoiwwi]

@@maosecretadowolfy8094 Hi

[@kloof5988]

Alpharad: "this game is too easy" Sakurai team's up with from software to make a darksouls kirby game

[@thegreatpapaya48]

Thrade shown

[@pikapool805]

Sakurai hasn’t make Kirby games since the early 2000s

[@bigrgo3616]

But actually Undeniable Loss this is not the original video

[@possessedpicklejar4762]

I believe it’s called soul melter +

[@whoops3404]

Actually a good idea tho

[@justarandomfnffan1497]

17:16 why does this fit so well

[@realsoundsamurai6859]

Why does it?

[@kyethebluepotato536]

The questions we need to be asking in life

[@rachelcrowder1722]

Bruh I just now realized how it fit and it blew my mind

[@micopen6719]

Such a fun ride. Came here to cry at the end but I'm currently watching the ice section and... Thank you, Mr. Alpharad, for being so funny and making these videos. It has really helped me throughout the years.

[@quinnpatterson335]

cant believe this game did Kingdom Hearts: Bites the Dust

[@GigaChadsAreReal]

That joke has layers lol

[@ttaaccooss1]

>1 hour long >doesn't have ads every 5 minutes Alpha, I thought I taught you better than that.

[@josephcook2164]

Every kirby game in a nutshell: Awww he's so cute! OH MY GOD EVERYONE IS DEAD...AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

[@flamingpotato8142]

Thats basically a playthrough of Pokemon emerald (the one where he used only a mudkip)

[@dysperdotted]

basically.

[@cheesy_potato9243]

*AHAHAHAHAHAH THEY WILL NEVER FIND THE BODY*

[@ericamarr5214]

Wow

[@firesd7306]

But I trusted my precious boy to help me get through *o h m y g o d t h e y ‘ r e a l l d e a d*

[@paragon1150]

Actually alpharad- flamberge is a pun name, because that’s the name of her blade that she uses

[@sebabeba4631]

Kirby: throws 2 pound key 2 feet, Also Kirby: throws 500 pound gorilla at the speed of light!

[@GenocidalSquid]

Seba Beba, he also went and played baseball with a meteor, knocking it 9999 light years away. That’s nothing.

[@bd-bestdude5578]

Kirby: sees a god Also kirby: pathetic

[@iuploadonceeverythreemonth8903]

I mean, kirby is the reincarnation of a god so, yea.

[@nottomtomnot54]

Kirby either eats, destroys, or befriends all of its enemies. It fears nothing.

[@mavendeo]

Look what they need to imitate even a fraction of our *puyo*

[@dingas5632]

BUT ACTUALLY ALPHARAD JUST PIN SOMEBODY PLEASE ANYBODY

[@John-te9xs]

BUT ACCUALY SCOOBS ALPHARAD HE JUST LIED TO ALL OF US

[@dinkleburg2318]

Or he only did it on the original video

[@CatShapedDonut]

no

[@internetbaby7277]

Dinkleberg forgot to use the But Actually joke sad boys hours

[@gobberquilachamin6911]

667 likes on June fifteenth lol

[@natwon633]

22:23 Well, actually, Alpharad, this is Animal Crossing, seeing as Nook and Redd are out for manslaughter

[@Solus_11]

5:52 "Goodbye bugzy! See you in hell!" The first time I heard that I died of laughter and played it back 20 times

[@bethpearson3070]

Yes

[@bethpearson3070]

Yes

[@Trija204]

Yes

[@Trija204]

Yes

[@flinncleary7719]

Yes

[@Crypt_Diva]

But actually alpharad atoms never touch so technically I didn’t beat my wife

[@dustorm5012]

R/cursedcomments

[@jacksonc.gaming6985]

Dustorm The Destroyer r/shutthefuckupyourenotfunny

[@takocat6472]

@@jacksonc.gaming6985 r/whyareyouhatingonsomegoodheartedhumor

[@dustorm5012]

@@takocat6472 r/thatistrue

[@takocat6472]

@@hexifi r/no

[@RouuBot]

BUT ACTUALLY ALPHARAD THE PICTURE YOU HAD UNLOCKED IS BETTER THAN YOUR DRAWINGS

[@williammelancon9827]

BURRRRN!!!!!!!!!!!

[@canerozcan4247]

I think his drawings and the picture are equally good :3

[@xtremetsd]

OOF

[@octopi1749]

OHHHHHHH

[@flipacoin7863]

ooooooooooh!

[@ulondalong1208]

33:48 This is the funniest song they did with the dance.

[@atyt69-69]

Any info on which anime it was :)

[@InsertName19275]

"Why won't my fire put out the fire?" Alpharad 2018 I know it was a joke but still.

[@nooneinparticular5273]

I always thought Void Termina looked more Zelda than Kingdom Hearts myself. Although that might just be because his head is shaped like Majora's Mask itself.

[@kosmic_overlord]

"I'm sorry if someone hurt you" like he didn't just finish mopping the floor with him

[@kadebrockhausen]

"Everyone is gay, not me though" That aged poorly.

[@TheOneAndOnlyClodsire]

How did it age poorly?

[@canblockbaguettes]

@@TheOneAndOnlyClodsirealpha’s bi

[@KS-mn7qk]

"looks like the game is over!" *cue breakdown breakdown*

[@shlumblum274]

But actually alpharad, that wasn't meta knight, that was kirby's evil twin, dirby.

[@J_dnvg]

Fugin D I R B Y

[@MrMcGee-yc1oq]

Is the evil twin of Dirby, D'Arby

[@shlumblum274]

MainManMcGee dang you’re right

[@honey-bun3976]

ShlumBlum clever reference

[@hamzahkhan4067]

@@MrMcGee-yc1oq CONNO STANDODA...

[@TripLEdits]

43:17 And they said Avengers Infinity War was the most ambitious crossover event in history SMH

[@beast7842]

the but "Kirby that's gay" bit has a whole new meaning now

[@iansprong9093]

5:52 GOODBYE BUGZY SEE YOU IN HELL has got to be the funniest thing I've ever heard

[@choosbehguy]

WELL ACTUALLY ALPHARAD, YOU CAN JUMP OVER THE SWORD AND BREAK META KNIGHTS PLATFORM TO NOT USE THE SWORD.

[@Jason_Altea]

ChasB 2004 Sorry, it doesn’t say "But actually Alpharad", therefore it doesn’t count.

[@JustABroom]

WELL ACTUALLYChasB 2004 YOU DONT BREAK THE PLATFORM. IT BREAKS BY ITSELF YOU UNCULTERED SWINE. I SUGGEST YOU READ PAGE 6228 OF KIRBY LORE TO UNDERSTAND.

[@choosbehguy]

THE ULTIMATE BROOM HATTER DANG IT! I ONLY READ TO PAGE 6227! I WAS JUST GETTING TO THAT PAGE!

[@goose8614]

YOU DIDNT START WITH "BUT ACTUALLY ALPHARAD" SO THEREFORE YOU ARE *DISQUALIFIED*

[@erickdperez1123]

?

[@CapnCinnamonBunVideogamemaster]

Kingdom Hearts 3 looks amazing.

[@totallytentacle7722]

Who knew they'd try to disguise it!

[@mr.l8362]

Kingdom hearts 3: tengen toppa gurren Kirby z

[@user-bq3bb3el3b]

Cap'nCinnamonBun I

[@jayc413]

Cap'nCinnamonBun first nico now alpha I'm gonna see you a lot aren't I

[@Ryan-gn8qf]

Cap'nCinn

[@IIPM6500]

1:39 is my favorite part lol

[@vedantiyer8073]

“He doesn’t have the best throwing arm Proceeds to throw a gorilla across the whole stage

[@samjames6714]

“Kirby is easy” *Ultimate Choice would like to know your location*

[@GMKGoji01]

I actually tried to Solo the Soul Melter EX with Meta Knight, but I figured I couldn't do it.

[@thatrandomtechperson440]

GMKGoji01 Pictures I tried to beat soul melter with 4 Magolor’s and I still couldn’t beat it.

[@popcat8447]

Me and my mom beat soul melter ex with a clutch

[@justanordinarymimikyu2109]

The Twelve Mage-Sisters: *Allow us to introduce ourselves*

[@locusmomus]

@@justanordinarymimikyu2109They are just Broken as hell

[@CRYSTALLIZEDTAR]

*time reversal* LET THE VOICE OF LOVE, TAKE YOU HIGHER!

[@ThePolishTexan]

SignBreak BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN

[@TheDannySowell]

But actually Alpharad, you only beat Story Mode, you didn't beat the entire game.

[@Wikiwi]

but actually Alpharad The FitnessGram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test

[@vaasmontenegro2016]

Wikiwi XD

[@rykermiller5894]

Best comment I've ever read in my whole entire life lol

[@bursteh1135]

Which progressively gets more difficult as it continues.

[@pickleshrek9068]

Oh god no

[@honorishere7304]

XD oh my gosh the pacer I’m dead

[@kingresh8433]

7:08 yoooo we need a 10 hour version!

[@liamwelsh4665]

Take a shot every time he says “kingdom Hearts”

[@toonlink8103]

Bet

[@liamwelsh4665]

@@toonlink8103 got bored did the thing having fun maybe fireball was made a bad choice

[@Angry_Jetpack]

Yeah you would probably pass out, and you have like 3 shots left.

[@Crimling88]

but actually alpharad you're sanji san

[@PepperedPico]

"Friend Bridge." a few bites za dusto's later, "Jotaro be my bridge."

[@swagv2980]

Lol

[@nerosoul2506]

And you have a junko enoshima profile picture gg take a like

[@ommlettuce3137]

Jotaro bridge is cannon

[@PaulPriebeMusic]

But actually Alpharad, its been 4 months and you haven't pinned shit

[@karlcreativename5257]

Because why not

[@_level100cloroxbleach_7]

Lucky Luis Just Shit?

[@mantidae0]

Exactly

[@owenmcgovern8140]

Lucky Luis lol

[@hamanthaa]

6 months now, and watched this 3 times

[@Retro442]

Kirby Kirby Kirby Is the name you should know Kirby Kirby Kirby He's the star of the show He's more than you think he's got maximum pink Kirby Kirby Kirby's the one He's coming right back at ya He's coming right back at ya Give it all that you've got Take your very best shot He'll send it right back at ya for sure "What can I get you King Dedede" "I need a monster that can clobber that there Kirby" "That's what we do best here at NME" "You'd better get it with a money back guarantee" (Sweet sax solo) Kirby Kirby Kirby Saving the day Kirby Kirby Kirby He's here to stay Don't be fooled by his size You won't believe your eyes Kirby Kirby, Kirby Kirby Kirby Kirby Kirby Kirby Kirby's the one! RIGHT BACK AT YA! YEAH!

[@JesusMowsMaLawn]

Thank you sir, you just made my day :)

[@Retro442]

It’s just so catchy

[@deltaphant_]

Dedede, that's the name you should know Dedede, he's the star of the show You'll holler and hoot, he'll give Kirby the boot Dedede is the one

[@loqstone]

Perfect. That was amazing

[@Retro442]

if anyone can give Kirby the heeve-ho it’s him

[@TheGamingMonkey_]

But actually alpharad, Kirby is a god and he can fit 3 galaxies inside himself.

[@ed-210]

4:56 Everybody gangsta until Whispy Woods theme starts playing...

[@mugengamerorsomethingidk4190]

You mean when alpha brings out the crew edit: any way I'm sorry

[@sallyfowlie7220]

BONKS

[@memelurd7341]

This isn't kingdom hearts, this is just Terraria's post golem arc.

[@craftmaster4932]

Wow I found someone who understands 🙂

[@cheesybeanburrito411]

I mean your not wrong

[@clairedutton2347]

True

[@Random_Cat_]

I didnt think about that...

[@caponuts]

Dude you scared with that pfp

[@Emerald1]

7:31 Woah! Alpharad! Was that a Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure Part 4: Diamond is Unbreakable Opening 7 in the Bites the Dust arc reference?

[@samroby3269]

The entire fight is just one JoJo reference

[@ultragalaxy5249]

Debatable

[@smugredgold5304]

It's Great Days, yes

[@bitratebenny2856]

no u

[@dyingfishcool4042]

69 likes *nice*

[@TheUnfunnyCyanMan]

Um Actually Alpharad,You Can Fight Metaknight With Your Wings. All You Had To Do Is Wait There And Metaknight Will Fight You Without The Sword.

[@stoopid9990]

3:23 "Ugh why won't my fire put out the fire?"

[@ToonyRinny]

Kirby, Kirby, Kirby! That’s a name you should know! Kirby, Kirby, Kirby! He’s the star of the show! He's more than you think! He's got maximum pink! Kirby, Kirby, Kirby's the one! He comes right back at ya! He comes right back at ya! Give it all that you've got! Take your very best shot! He'll send it right back at ya for sure, yeah! [NME Salesman:] "How can I help you, King Dedede?" [Dedede:] "I need a monster to clobber that there Kirby!” [NME Salesman:] "That's what we do best at NME!" [Escargoon] “You'd better get it with a money back guarantee!!" [Singer] Oh, Kirby, Kirby, Kirby, saving the day! Kirby, Kirby, Kirby, he's here to stay! Don't be fooled by his size! You won't believe your eyes! Kirby! (Kirby!) Kirby! (Kirby!) Kirby! (Kirby!) Kirby, Kirby, Kirby’s the one! Right back at ya! YEAH!!

[@thegreatpapaya48]

Are we seriously the only people that still like that show

[@NatoSkato]

Dedede, THATS the name you should know! get it it right the next time plz

[@kblackemperordragon]

@@NatoSkato hey shut up

[@mimsycookiiess]

Andrew the Otaku Well I wasn’t even born yet, so that’s why I was confused af

[@pretendo]

i really needed that thanks

[@user-jc2jp7rd9f]

21:29 Multi shining in Kirby confirmed!!

[@crazyjamez3225]

18:37 actually alpharad, kirby doesn't NEED wings to fly, so TECHNICALLY they are completely useless. (joke)