Kiryu's Dishwasher

Like a Dragon Gaiden: The Man Who Washed His Dishes
Song is "If I Could Love the One I Love" from Infinite Wealth in the English dub, but it’s just Kiryu’s interjections
#yakuza #likeadragon #likeadragoninfinitewealth #infinitewealth #ryūgagotoku #rggstudio #yakuza8

[@tuschk6]

I BOUGHT A NEW DISHWASHER BUT I DONT THINK I GOT THE RIGHT KIND 🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[@Garland846]

FOR MY THING ANYWAY, I- I NEED TO TALK TO THE GUY AT THE STORE AGAIN ‼️💯🗣

[@loandbehold4043]

peak fiction

[@ivandiaz5644]

Damn, dishwasher’s broke…

[@zoo_m]

When my sink was clean 🔥🔥🔥

[@ivandiaz5644]

The landlord knows but he won’t help🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

[@radivury444]

THE LANDLORD KNOWS BUT HE WON'T HELP 🗣🔥🔥🔥

[@denos1699]

When my sink was Clean

[@aikotitilai3820]

The landlord knows but he won't help

[@vboi5697]

Oh please, come back to me

[@slickbuster8346]

The pain that never stops

[@BenUsedToBeHere]

The plates keep piling up

[@xDensetsu_]

I used to worry about life

[@realkingofantarctica]

For like one straight month I kept seeing memes of Kiryu singing about a dishwasher, and I assumed it was some weird AI cover or existing song that just became associated with him because the community is crazy. I can't believe this is actually in the SEGA videogame, Like A Dragon: Infinite Wealth (2024).

[@stacyaaa9471]

I know right😭for the longest time i thought this was ai(especially since yongyea sounds ai ish too)

[@anthonyjordanmoviesandmore2470]

Zhao is singing his heart out about a lost love and kyriu is lamenting a broken dishwasher

[@deadzone4033]

Truly a Dishwasher Moment

[@vertigo2120]

imagine a dude trying to start a fight with you at work because he claims you sold him the wrong kind of dishwasher

[@regalbryant902]

Have you never worked in retail?

[@SuperhyperC]

Just your average Yakuza substory.

[@TheSimmr001]

A dude punched me in the face at the till, because someone else bought the last lemon muffin. I'd absolutely believe a fistfight would happen over a dishwasher

[@GingerDwarf]

I spit out my fuckin drink at "GUY AT THE STORE"

[@RuggedRing]

Tsuneo Iwami Manager of the Dishwasher Store

[@drandescancelled2825]

Damn, Iwami Shipbuilding fell off big time

[@livekiryureaction.]

We need a GoFundMe for my new dishwasher

[@pamtheman5748]

Aren't you sitting on billions of yen every game, Kiryu?

[@LiveNishikiyamaReaction]

Kyodai, you were a multi Trillionaire in 88, you beat up people daily who then give you money, how do you not have enough for a new dishwasher?

[@LiveNishikiyamaReaction]

Kyodai, werent you a multitrilionaire in 88?

[@caslet]

​@@LiveNishikiyamaReactionMajima fucked up the economy, then the economy went to shit, and so did kiryu's money.

[@kang1983]

this man is like 5 months from death btw

[@stacyaaa9471]

Why must you remind me?🥲

[@jotarokujo4727]

No he can't die,He still appears in Yakuza 9:The Man who bought a dishwasher

[@aikotitilai3820]

Someone animate Kiryu and his dishwasher

[@suri5424]

finding out this is real and not just a meme yongyea posted to his twitter is not quite processing for me. what the fuck,

[@jannethdiaz8153]

bro i'm finna cry at the man who tried to wash his dishes 😭

[@gerbil8395]

What in the actual fuck is Yakuza about 🔥🔥🔥

[@Japuckle]

Dishwashers. And also some organized crime shenanigans, but mainly dishwashers.

[@gazover_]

Honestly this could pass as substory pretty easily

[@Amotivatedindividual]

It’s about seeing who’s the best dishwasher in Japan

[@izzaghassani7187]

Go play the game and see for yourself

[@justarandombluebird8222]

I take back everything i said about yong kiryu

[@JellyJman]

Me too he’s alright now

[@androtrada]

Yeah, it make me forget that Yong is Kiryu

[@plosonen]

Unironically outside of karaoke I think he does do a good job after the voice grew on me a few chapters in, he also sounds really good when he raises his voice when he uses Beast. Still definitely prefer Kuroda and was dreading starting ng+ in english originally since the only thing I had heard was Judgement

[@DanielFerreira-ez8qd]

@@plosonen Big problem with his performance is that you can tell sessions were rushed - pretty much every unimportant piece of dialogue feels off. Meanwhile big story moments are where he shines. This wouldn't be problem if he had a naturally deeper voice, but he sounds pretty good when he actually gets the voice so the compromise was probably worth it.

[@CopperLoveAndKisses]

He sounds like his name is Gerald.

[@TotalNoob86]

"Guy at the Store" Iwami does look like a store manager

[@NekoKasane]

Actual Old Man Kiryu

[@Mechazoid5116]

See I thought it was just an english joke but no this is in every language I wonder the reason behind this in japanese meme culture

[@JellyJman]

Maybe it’s just because it’s a non sequitur? Or maybe they really just play up the joke that Kiryu thinks the dishwater is broke and that’s why the dishes are piling up and the writers just want to make Kiryu a funny dumbass too? Honestly this whole game really brought out the goofy side of Kiryu I guess Ichiban really got to him

[@AnotherDudeNamedChris]

@@JellyJmanichiban schizophrenia is contagious

[@ArcanumT]

The man who broke his dishwasher

[@RodrigoKruppaGomes]

my dishwasher is broke when my sink is clean the landlord knows wont help oh please come back to me the pain never stops The man lost everything, but still stoic. The dishwasher os broke, and broke the man

[@constructionbird]

one of the saddest kiryu moments in lad:iw

[@mobiusarmoni]

God I hope this is real

[@jeezorgeezVEVO]

it is

[@solaire2271]

You bet your ass it is

[@anthonyjordanmoviesandmore2470]

I can tell you from experience it is absolutely real and it's one of the best things in the game

[@cantufekci23]

What’s next? Getting stuck in the washing machine?

[@vumdum9656]

only in like a dragon: infinite cancer

[@rangerv1]

Help me step-kyodai

[@mjc0961]

This is in the game? Kiryu are you okay? That wasn't even an important part of the song why are you so focused on that LOL at Iwami being the guy at the store.

[@atlasreborn7221]

I feel like they told Yong Yea to say whatever in this song and he decided to talk about dishwashers

[@DerpySnake]

The japanese VA for Ichiban mentioned dishwashers I believe

[@werevin649]

you forgot to include "the plates keep piling up"

[@Jop9099]

0:11 ?

[@Jop9099]

0:11 ?

[@werevin649]

@@Jop9099 oh i am become error

[@coconutytree]

omg found judgement 3 kiwami has karaoke??!!!

[@vumdum9656]

Yong Yea miss this line, then his dishwasher is broke😭😭

[@luperodriguez580]

This is the most I've ever related to kiryu, and it's nice to know that you never really learn how to shop as an adult

[@DankMatter]

LYRICS: Damn dishwasher's broke When my sink was clean The landlord knows but he won't help Oh please come back to me The pain never stops The plates keep piling up _You could be the only one_ I used to worry about life I used to worry about the world I used to worry about my followers I lost you, I lost myself I bought a new dishwasher But I dont think I got the right kind For my thing anyway, I I need to talk to the guy at store again

[@peterwowfan]

why does he sound like jonny brovo why is this real what the hell happened I'm in tears no way what the fuck hahahahahahahaha

[@palman8480]

Did I get a Lobotomy or something? What did I hear?

[@aikotitilai3820]

Like a Lobotomy

[@Potadel]

@@aikotitilai3820That’s the old one, this is like a dragon: infinite lobotomy

[@Joe-Ligma69]

Damn, dishwasher's broke. (Thinking of you-) When my sink was clean The landlord knows but he won't help (-fe, so lonely, some thi-) Oh please, come back to me! (-eeeavveee) The pain that never stops (Alone, now that the-) The plates keep piling up (One, and if it-) You could be the only one! I used to worry about life I used to worry about the world I used to worry about my followers I lost you, I lost myself I bought a new dishwasher But I don't think I bought the right kind... For my thing, anyway. I- I need to go talk to the guy at the store again.

[@syahminorizan8064]

Ryu Ga Lobotomy: The Man Whose Dishwasher is Broken

[@OddLefted]

Lobotomy 6: The Song about Dishwashers

[@Derglesnaf]

There ain’t no fucking way this is real right

[@krbraveofficial]

oh you can bet your ass this is actually real this is yakuza after all

[@anthonyjordanmoviesandmore2470]

It's in the game

[@squidslash]

HOLY BASED

[@SolidN8]

Song got a lil too real (the dishwasher bit)

[@aidiot5186]

what is he on about

[@obino8325]

I cant tell if yong yea's terrible singing makes this better or worse

[@manutdfan231]

better, cause i was fucking howling lmao. I would have never known thats what his ass was saying during that whole song lmfao

[@lunerdytrenlal3]

His ass got autotuned to hell lol

[@turboshell]

@@lunerdytrenlal3 theres no autotune on this one here he sounds intentionally awkward

[@klaus.sfc01official30]

Does yong actually sing that!?

[@technoimperialist9509]

Yes

[@adoomuser2166]

That does not sound like yong yea and I’m surprised

[@smartesttemmie]

How much of Yong have you actually heard? Have you played the game in english at all, or just seen clips? he does an alright job overall.

[@adoomuser2166]

@@smartesttemmie I’ve only heard clips of IW from his Twitter and bad voice acting moments on yt but I’ve watched his videos on KZbin too. I’m only on yakuza 6 rn

[@lykosvon9142]

What was the freaking Japanese version saying? 😂 not even hate but I’m just curious is it the same? Has their interjections always been full of shitposts?

[@Clementine_00]

Similar vein, its kiryu just talking about nonsense and that includes his dishes

[@lykosvon9142]

@@Clementine_00 ok cool 😂 I was just wondering if the dub director pulled that shit out of their ass

[@DerpySnake]

Pretty sure Kazuhiro Nakaya mentioned the shouts being about broken dishwashers on twitter.

[@lykosvon9142]

@@DerpySnake awesome 😂

[@JunGaGotoku]

yongyea just had a crisis mid-recording about his mid voice acting

[@tankdempsey2926]

lost a few braincells to the voice

[@mfmoai]

yong nope

[@nathanacreman632]

I still cant get over Yong Yea's terrible voice acting lmao. I mean tbh 90% of yakuza English voice actors are bad, but its hilarious

[@HaCPaH0]

Realistically how the fuck can you listen to this and say a single good thing about dub

[@snuffly_legend0513]

I've heard far worst dubs

[@anthonyjordanmoviesandmore2470]

Because this is hilarious and say what you want about the dub but ichiban's dub voice actor is legit amazing

[@SnowEspeon]

OP did you get the wrong kind of dishwasher? It's okay to admit it

[@steelvenom330]

We found the Weeb

[@atlasreborn7221]

you clearly don't own a dishwasher