KLEPTO - (Burglary Simulator) Vanoss & Delirious Stealing EVERYTHING! Glitches!!!!

[@H2ODelirious]

Stop complaining about the game in comments xD This is the only reason we played the game, Because it was hilarious. No need to say the game is shit, horrible or worst game ever. It was actually a fun game to play for once. Also the only reason this game is like this is because of mine and Vanoss' ping was 9,999 xD

[@kr1gas]

I laughed out loud in the middle of the night while everyone is sleeping, Thank You.

[@cfcjt2646]

I'm laughing so hard it's so funny great vid h20 as per usual, ur my favourite KZbinr

[@watchervi7839]

It was OVER 9000!!!

[@teok355]

Tell me master ... which ones you want me to make them drink me?

[@AriochStarr]

I love the games you roleplay. Keep it up.

[@H2ODelirious]

I love games like this XD Perfect game for us to play lmao. Hope you all enjoy our adventure! Drop a like if you laughed at anything in the vid! Thanks for watching and supporting our channels!

[@RajasaurHD]

Hi :)

[@super11901]

Hi there.

[@gravynavy516]

Delirious you're the fucking greatest XD

[@ellogovna5013]

Love your videos and will you ever stream

[@thischannelisnolongermakin4953]

wasup h20

[@SwaggerNauts365]

Even and delirious work well together

[@Thelimalama1]

Evan

[@andy-tm5re]

Delirious screws stuff up

[@jshdunwithlife5419]

Nonstop Potatoes maybe but he's good at it he makes it funny

[@andy-tm5re]

Mariah Garrett agreed

[@graysonblue3774]

Evan*

[@hitman_JDA]

I love when delirious and vannos do a 2 player co-op game!

[@Tigether]

Agreed. Cartoonz and delirious are a power duo and all but I missed these guys.

[@sensoine]

Yup first video of them that I watch is dead rising 3 co-op and saintsrow

[@HDelirious-uo6hr]

I know lol thxs for the support

[@collinbrougher2729]

+H20Delirious dude stfu

[@jagr9228]

+H20Delirious get a life faker

[@chaosphoenix7354]

I love how Delirious immediately wants to go look upstairs after hearing the words "Teddy Bear" there at 35:40 . XD

[@1awlsusie]

His laugh makes me happy!

[@milkk_8686]

Yeet

[@drcrobbo2145]

This video is dangerous I choked on food laughing to hard

[@xdtoastmalone2683]

Same

[@carlitos4637]

thay nearly sent me to the hospital

[@splitz7961]

Lil

[@splitz7961]

Drc Robbo

[@GYSBERT49]

OMFG this video Isn't safe for anyone. I choked on the air that I wasn't breathing, my lungs are on fire from laughing so much. I can't, I just can not. XD XD XD

[@jujurop645]

26:34 * vanoss kisses the door*

[@dylankrebs9262]

I like anything delirious uploads.

[@natesamurai4799]

same

[@potatocity121]

I love even more anything he uploads with friends

[@zachariahgoode1268]

Same

[@tandye1242]

lol his laugh

[@teamjordan8245]

Same

[@boislipp2825]

I wish they posted the moments of how they laughed after they shared the footage with each other and looked how funny their models were in the game. xD

[@Ultimatepr-so2tq]

yeah

[@BriBriH101]

Saaame

[@Ultimatepr-so2tq]

+Artemis Allison what are pokecoins?

[@boislipp2825]

ffghhjj I am saying, that it would be cool if they posted moments of how they laughed AFTER they played the game...

[@kieranmiller9242]

Ur t best

[@pokemrstark7089]

Kleptomania is a well known impulse-control disorder characterized by an intense urge to steal things. A person suffering from this disorder experiences a compulsive urge to steal things, usually of trivial value. It often occurs among people with obsessive compulsive disorder or bulimia.

[@Jrustlr]

K

[@st.chippydogrobbinson6002]

Bulimia? Is that an eating disorder, what does that have to do with stealing?

[@wardedthorn6523]

+St.ChippyDog Robbinson He's saying that the impulses are similar, not that the act is. You have weight-related impulses, while kleptomaniacs have theft - related impulses.

[@madslend215]

I used to be a kleptomaniac. It's terrible. It's like driving a car you have no control over. But it's because of my OCD.☹️

[@pokemrstark7089]

wow arguments on the internet come from nothing. I just googled klepto to see how I could play the game. I discovered why they called the game klepto, found it interesting so thought I'd share. Chill niggas

[@thesorkar191]

I don't even care how glitchy the game is... Please play it again xD

[@Danothemano]

Haha yes agreed!

[@bandeylucky]

I agree

[@shinjigowa2763]

actually it wasn't fully coded they were just lazy

[@jordangivens9966]

They can't cuz if u ever get chaut one time then ur banned for the game ik its dumb

[@iffyish8380]

+Jordan Givens LIE'S

[@cloroxbleach874]

Man I love your laugh lmao

[@cloroxbleach874]

+Karam Ahmed go ahead my pleasure

[@mahammedmohand8042]

+Clorox Bleach *gulp* *gulp* *gulp*......ahhh finally no thirst :D thank you bro

[@KungFuBroFist]

+Clorox Bleach Delirious's laugh is so good that even Clorox Bleach doesn't want to kill itself

[@cloroxbleach874]

+Karam Ahmed always here to help bro

[@cloroxbleach874]

+TheFreQiest yes it does indeed I just need a recording and I'm fine

[@bigbear5767]

Vanoss: why do you call this a game this is real life 5 minutes later Delirious: the car started doing backflips

[@LeafseasonMagbag]

Your car doesn’t do that from time to time?

[@gayathridevi7967]

his laugh at 6:33 is the best ever

[@soleimysanchez1995]

sam samuel YESSSS OMFGGGG😂😂😩😩😩😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[@kingmark8269]

Gayathri Devi lol

[@cassie9381]

delirious and vannos together are the only people who can make a shitty game like this entertaining for 45 minutes

[@visualsteering2794]

It's 42:22 Mins idiot not 45 learn your numbers

[@visualsteering2794]

+Caleb Shomakr2.0 k

[@cassie9381]

Random Compilations kk

[@Toey-]

the fuck does it matter

[@awesomewolfy3]

Caleb Shomakr2.0 yeah that's true

[@argorozzah7224]

I can see potential in this game

[@bossboy909gaming4]

wow i have seen some shit

[@88fibonaccisequence]

I used to really like robbing houses in GTA: San Andreas. If they made an actual game out of that, it could be very enjoyable.

[@AssassinX45]

What are you talking about? This game is 100% completed.

[@itsparadise4465]

+88fibonaccisequence why need a game when you can do it in real life🤔

[@88fibonaccisequence]

You know what? You're right! If I get shot by the cops, I want you to have violent, counterproductive protests in my name. B&E for Harambe!!!

[@rumbleslug3334]

"We gotta act like normal people in this town" *walks infront of cops having a spazm*

[@HOUNDxROYALZ]

Vannos+Delirious=Comedy Gold Thumbs up if you agree

[@cesar16x87]

👎

[@fusedasteroid5950]

👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👎👎

[@shloombaby336]

Fuck off.

[@gamerdragon3523]

how about fck you harambae

[@thegamingfatmanplays4288]

you dick

[@blyndexqlipse]

just imagine how Vanoss character was glitched doing some kind of Micheal Jackson lean around your house in the dark and you only have a flashlight 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bubba9589]

lol

[@thehardoneibl]

The new auwoki game

[@notsorrymomo7096]

His laugh is too much😂😂😂😂😂

[@MrTheil]

I want his laugh

[@shloombaby336]

I NEED his laugh.

[@anjellyca25]

That's why he's a clown under his mask in GTA.

[@baylenoxy5056]

Selena GV pls be my gf my mom said I can have one now

[@xxdvali3xx184]

i wish i heared his laugh every day lol

[@SpazzShell]

This game was ass to watch lmao but Delirious and Vannos made it 10x better to watch.

[@giokyo9465]

ikr any game they play makes it way better

[@RyanMiller-ej8ri]

try 100000000000000x better XD

[@ziosamsamsam]

6:34 starting to lose my mental sanity 39:38 camgirl teddy bear porn

[@xerath2137]

25:04 has gotta be the funniest part

[@DelvReign]

This was really funny!

[@theonlygreatsimmer6780]

mhm

[@jameswormsley460]

yea lol

[@spoetydap]

not was it still is

[@weirdster3605]

nice

[@jaziahdotson9031]

DelviantGames same

[@煙-z3x]

I like vanoss and delirious they both make me laugh to death

[@minecraftlover4970]

Me too

[@erkbus7049]

+AlexadoFeel lol

[@kevinking209]

me too

[@crlyfryz8049]

Yup!

[@buzz182]

+epic_arrival cartoonz lol auto correct

[@user-og5fn5uz4f]

when you picked up the microwave you put me in your pocket 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheLittleDove]

delirious isn't breathing half the time. XD

[@b........b5873]

Jodielyn Watchorn

[@RyanAlters]

Still more detail in this game than no mans lie

[@SFCKNZSD]

ŷärg

[@Krismantine]

Shots fired

[@Exhiidevoid]

*sky

[@jan-niklaseyrich147]

+Killua Zoldyk i think the lie Shit was on purpose... and I approve no Mans sky is bullshit for the modern gaming industrie

[@crowthewicked8344]

I blame those people who demanded for earlier release

[@karenfajardo30]

I can't ever get tired of rewatching this. I just love it when Delirious and Evan plays together.

[@BangBangGotya]

this game may be buggy as anything but the idea of it is actually what I wish was in gta v being able to steal from random houses do stuff like that would make it lots more fun

[@gerinst.jacques150]

I don't know you know this but they did with gta San Andreas for side missions

[@julianmiranda3130]

+Gerin St.Jacques omg I remember first seeing my dad do that back when he played.

[@jackdawson951]

I love delirious's laugh

[@fluffidk2214]

Who doesn't? His laugh is contagious XD

[@IDMGAMING]

+Casey James just like 80hd

[@aaronwatkins3249]

+IDM GAMING that's not how you spell adhd

[@dylanmurphyskates2241]

why would anyone put 80 instead of ad

[@IDMGAMING]

+Aaron Watkins I know it's a reference to one of joe sellers internet melts videos

[@miacosby401]

Pls play more of this in the future it's very entertaining at least for me

[@samduenjr5389]

Justin

[@user-cj8zo1lc6k]

Delirious: *puts heavy metal at beginning* Vanoss: HALLLPPPP *head banging* Me: right there is the reason I live xD

[@johnwallace2093]

Delirious and Vannos robbing the fridge better than the Grinch!

[@valeries9796]

15:00 "AH, THEY SAW US!" "Oh shit! We gotta go!" "Do we leave? Do we leave?" "Yes we haVE TO LEAVE YOU IDIOT" "I'M SORRY"

[@MouthBreaths]

At 20:31 "Oh shit her boyfriend is here!!" Lmao had me dead that's a kid😂😂

[@zarak8450]

I love how delirious gets so exited when there's a teddy bear, like he literally ran up the steps and acted like it was his

[@snowflake09161]

Delirious' laugh cures cancer 😂

[@kingmark8269]

~LuigiFan~ yep

[@oskar6069]

8 people so far that can't recognize a good and funny youtube video..

[@oskar6069]

Volkan Taştan this world is f*cked up..

[@dabi6075]

14 Bulgarian* people that can t recognize a good and funny video

[@fabatron6117]

14

[@AnimeGuyd]

Bulgarian where did you get that from?

[@Famebirdgaming]

67 :/

[@Sh0ckWolf]

you know vanosses video is only going to br like 13 min long

[@Th3GoatMan]

You fucking called it lol. It's 12 min long

[@superkamiguru6510]

Thats because he edits way more.

[@1FenFen1]

+Super Kami Guru barley any of them have funny music in there vids

[@superkamiguru6510]

the cool potato There's more to editing than just adding funny music.

[@kyrie897]

More revenue

[@freyramias7185]

7:07 is the best part of this entire video "No you fuc**ng dont?" LMAO

[@bading4632]

"I can't breath!" - Delirious. That was cute!! 😂

[@sasunejigaaragurl]

I really love that Delirious was laughing so hard. Like, that makes me so happy.

[@frostbittengaming5498]

Delirious's laugh at 6:40 was hilarious XDXD

[@hotsauce858_5]

Like if delirious is the very best gamer ever 😂

[@notzay3261]

Nah...

[@thedevilcreatedspices6729]

+Izayah Arriaga Nah...

[@giannisantetokounmpo3900]

+Gaming WithBen Nah...

[@potatovevo6818]

Nah...

[@rounak1155]

Nah but I still liked

[@marcocoronel222]

if you came here from the animation that he did and want to watch what the real footage starts it's at 22:40 thank me now

[@richiebell]

Whenever these two play together... i swear whatever they are playing becomes 10x funnier

[@tentix5260]

Honestly, I haven't laughed this much in a long time. Delirious's laugh just makes me laugh.

[@renangelo419]

This is relationship goals right here XD

[@dergrunepilz1513]

0:57 Delirios :" Your holding your think" 😂😂😂😂

[@cbpuppets7404]

This video still brings me laughing and happiness

[@Yurisaikah20]

9:09 best laugh ever 😂

[@jacksedgley6102]

This is hilarious! Please play more of this and more games like this.

[@themaster408]

I can't watch Delirious' videos at work. It's too difficult to hold in my laughter. I didn't even make it to minute 6 before I had to stop from laughing!

[@tea5470]

I can't watch any of these videos without dying of laughter omg please help me I can't breath I'm laughing to hard!!!!!!!!

[@Tdog_frm.danorth]

4 years ago and its still amazing. Love your content!

[@bokunokintama5523]

At 5:45 Delirious takes a peek at his own ass lol

[@kristic.6370]

His laugh gives unborn children life💕

[@likabigboi6195]

I would give ANYTHING..... ANYTHING for them to do just ONE MORE EPISODE of this game, but now. This isn't just my fav delirious video... (Prolly... I have A LOT of favs) But it's one of my fav VIDEOS EVER on KZbin. I watch this EVERYTIME I'm upset or down. Much Love 😎🤙💯🔥❤️

[@uncledrew9237]

The 230 people that disliked this were the developers.

[@piercerohlfing993]

Like this game had more than 3 developers

[@alicej8068]

I disliked the video and I ain't a developer

[@notzay3261]

+Alice Jarry lol k you probably liked it tbh.

[@shloombaby336]

+Alice Jarry kewl mang

[@alicej8068]

Harambae Come Back ...? o-o

[@teo3675]

Warning: This video may contain the following: a laughing hazard :P

[@lval8064]

Delirious' laugh really makes things way funnier.... xD

[@ProGamer-bv9oe]

My brother wet himself he was Laughing!!!!!!!😁😁😁😁😁😁😜😜😜😜😜

[@MoonstruckVR]

XD, I couldn't stop laughing when Vanoss was looking like a broken airplane

[@meleefox3218]

If only all burglars were as hilariously incompetent as you two. Gold Star performance.

[@scottyinspiar918]

WATCHED THE ENTIRE VIDEO!!

[@shloombaby336]

You want a star, buddy?

[@scottyinspiar918]

+Harambae Come Back ---- Yes. And I want it now.

[@shloombaby336]

#StayCrazy o h

[@emmanuel55lionbear]

I have candies in my white van.

[@uni9304]

#h2OVanoss

[@AnimeGuyd]

vanous

[@Exhiidevoid]

Vanlirious

[@charlescurtis6723]

Omg Fanasy!!x

[@shotty1251]

+Killua Zoldyk ( gasp) fantastic af !!!!

[@Im_Tori_Senpai]

Yaas

[@joshua2792]

Lmao Delirious, the fact that you were laughing for most of the 40 min just made it all much better. I do hope this game does get better.

[@DrizzyDPope]

I feel like this would be really fun with a few updates and changes

[@StaticSloth]

This is so funny xD i would love more

[@ghsted144]

Do more games with you and Evan! It’s so funny when you guys play together

[@garrettmceuen8593]

watch vanosses pov he does good editing

[@backshots07]

but delirious videos is longer

[@Gregarian]

won't lie that's why I like h2O's vids more they are longer than most of who he plays with

[@skarle7]

+garret mceuen have u looked at your spelling?

[@garrettmceuen8593]

Features Features sorry daddy, fist me now

[@skarle7]

garrett mceuen no

[@Wariosmustache]

No joke, this game is so glitchy it made my KZbin app crash lol

[@Wariosmustache]

Twice. It never does that

[@akalumii]

That makes no sense.

[@kellyfleming7590]

You guys can make any game entertaining. I have never laughed sooo much thank you. Keep up the amazing work

[@josecarmona4520]

XD You have to watch both videos to understand what they are saying lol

[@salad_uwu6910]

spy crab

[@salad_uwu6910]

from tf2

[@thegammerpreison429]

Yes

[@CALLAHANB52]

L

[@veloi3]

Vanoss: A bunch of expensive stuff Delirious: A book

[@integrak5609]

My stomach omg I'm crying 😂this game is so broken my brain broke ahahahah 6 years later, andnits freaking funny! I love broken games 😂😂best content!

[@SuperUnhappyman]

the burglars look like scientest brian cox

[@amykemp8925]

XD That's what I was thinking.

[@ElizaPancakes_orginal]

It's so creepy how delirious manages to find Teddy Bear in 90% of his games!! Also, I laughed wayy too hard in this video. I think the glitches made it extra fun! >.

[@GasCanister]

it's been awhile since it was just you and Evan.....

[@wholesome_soap]

i ship it

[@Meme_Boi1342]

1:42 spycrab be like Dont ask why i sent this 5 years after this video

[@xilef912]

Anyone here from the animation?

[@brandinorich]

Felix Botello yep

[@beneales]

Me

[@eyeju]

Me

[@Shin4a.]

NOTIFICATION SQUAD WHERE YA AT

[@ofo.ness.]

SUP

[@Exhiidevoid]

Stop

[@NuggetShark7070]

+EliteNova exactly

[@dcdubzgaming3846]

no one cares

[@Jotchuaa]

+Ice Wizard ice wiz i have one 2

[@Jackhintze06]

Delirious doing that lean thing is the hardest i have ever laughed

[@peaktwice3202]

FIRST HAHAHA GIVE BIRTH!!!

[@DMPXedo]

k

[@russellpope4421]

no

[@weebnextdoor6575]

Some one beat you by 3 minutes

[@ghostx3321]

A guy called h20 delirious plays steals your content dude

[@thedevilcreatedspices6729]

Wtf

[@smockallsmit4544]

L

[@arcticorigins217]

great! now kids will fall for this shit

[@potatovevo6818]

Just like 10 million more Delirious' fakes.

[@shloombaby336]

It's quite sad that kids actually think it's him.

[@caitlinjane92]

6:40 Best laugh I've ever heard from Delirious! XD

[@killuazoldyck5733]

Notification 👍

[@Jon23189]

Squad?

[@killuazoldyck5733]

+Notification Squad squad

[@jamesvlogs1488]

Wame

[@txawv1923]

+Notification Squad squad squad

[@Exhiidevoid]

Too overused now

[@bosslevel2420]

I wonder if anyone else is watching this in 2022? 🤔

[@mrgingerfreak2]

Yes

[@Goddessvenom]

Love the way Delirious sounds when he asks a question, it's adorable ;)

[@tbt_kamas5495]

vannos is glithing

[@curtis9375]

aaaannnndd you cant spell

[@alicej8068]

+FiggyAndSpirit TheWHUfan And you're cruel.

[@curtis9375]

Alice Jarry and I know

[@juststop818]

Whos vannos, and what's a githing?

[@alistaressex2112]

vannos is u XD

[@throwms95]

klepto is a greek word kinda lel :P

[@perisosfpgr7649]

yeah greece

[@v.spanos4020]

😂😂😂😂indeed

[@woah3797]

maybe :3

[@bradleywangyang1071]

Isn't it klepto from kleptomaniac the addiction to stealing?

[@ChrisPPotatoIDC]

This game was kinda completed

[@Amanda-vq9sl]

This had me crying! Adore you guys. Thanks for the vid

[@Squidfin88]

Why isn't Nogla posting?

[@username4239]

Yeah ikr

[@vegetasaiyanprinceofragebo5520]

the Olympics was too much for him

[@jonahherrera9576]

+Vegeta Saiyan Prince of Rage boners ?

[@rhondechein1026]

+General-Modz He didn't quit. He did but deleted and said he's making a vid on what's going on. On Instagram he was recording a vid. But tbh I think he actually might quit.

[@sanderson3212]

+Slender_ Robot can you explain guys what is going on with nogla???

[@annetteconte6488]

Any1 here in 2021

[@heaven9602]

I am sick and this constant laughter hurts my sides 😂😂😂 Had to keep pausing the video so I could breathe.

[@jacobhead4481]

VANOSS AND DELRIOUS ARE THE ONLY TWO PEPOLE WHO CAN MAKE A SHITTY GAME LIKE THIS ENTERTAINING FOR 45 MINS