Knightly Orders of the Empire, Part 1

First up we look at the Knights of the Blazing Sun and the Black Bears.
ArchWarhammer

[@notinspectorgadget]

I sure am glad that Arch was able to escape from the aluminum can he had been stuck recording his audio in.

[@Canadian_Princess]

Arch: Lazy content = 15 minute video. The dedication you put toward your "lazy" and "short videos" is still impressive. Continue the good work.

[@nightlock826]

ah old arch in a well...still love his videos

[@DustinBarlow8P]

You can believe that if fighting some guys in an alley way and they are seconds away from putting me in a box. Suddenly an Direct TV Dish comes tumbling off of a roof killing the group about to end my ass, I do believe a possibility I'll have my house converted to an church to the holy dish!

[@rakuencallisto]

I LOVED Warhammer Online (the mmo). Every class, every faction, every race felt so well researched and applicable, yet different in their own playable ways. Witch Hunter is my special fave, but the Blazing Sun knight was so damn dank.

[@urubissoldat5452]

Alright time to go rewatch all of Arches stuff

[@christheconquerer9944]

Please mr arch, why did GW destroy this wonderful world?

[@ArchYouTube]

+chris the conquerer cuz hate, shearer and unbridled hate!

[@DissentingDogLevi]

you didnt BUY enough units

[@dogman9657]

They have a crippling fear of money and success.

[@codyconnor6981]

Because space marines.

[@jgtogi6839]

Well they need money and it is easy to make money by ending and rebooting the world. At least that is what they thought. It doesn't work for large fantasy universes though as Warcraft, Lord of the Rings and Dungeons and Dragons has shown us. They haven't pulled the trigger yet although if they go through with the end times they will shoot themselves in their own foot.

[@joseneto5833]

All hail sigmar! The true god! ...and myrmidia too, she is hot.

[@bernardrednix756]

+José Neto damn right

[@calimerohnir3311]

+José Neto : Sadly his name has been tainted by the age named after him... we need a god emperor for wfb.

[@robertnelson9599]

What Shallya, and Verena, and Ulric and the Lady?!

[@joekabira3986]

Hey arch, I sincerely hope your life won't be this hectic for very long. Also, this content is still enjoyable so don't be too hard on yourself :P Have a good one :)

[@Comando96]

Honestly this is the best "lazy content" I've seen. Life becomes complicated. I'll dedicate a mere 15 minutes into talking, an hour(maybe half if drilled) into editing and then upload it.

[@martinharhovsky7712]

Nice picture

[@joekabira3986]

+The Mother Fucking Emperor haha thanks :)

[@joekabira3986]

+ArminMeiwes23 nice pic :P

[@DenisBaquedano]

Arch, I love your videos. They're great when I want to fill my mind up with knowledge that has no practical use. Perfect for those late nights flying through space in Elite: Dangerous :)

[@x3n00n]

Ķ 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅joli i do niej w domu po 😅😅😅o😅😅I 😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@conan7565]

Finally the knightly orders :)

[@haydennelson3271]

Arch, I'm just going to asume your putting down a robot uprising in Europe right now. Give em hell!

[@happydisaster6703]

So the guys in averland basically celebrate Oktoberfest

[@sigmundrumney2781]

Praise the sun!!! If only I could be so grossly incandescent!

[@danharris8805]

Arch i'd love you to tackle the Horus Heresy in it's entirety! I think if anyone could do it justice it would be you!

[@ArchYouTube]

+Dan Harris oh i cant wait! i am MONTHS away from completing the basics of 40k and i am already looking for excuses to start doing Horus stuff!

[@danharris8805]

I can't wait! Cheers for all the top notch content you put out buddy :)

[@Twilight5007]

If only I could be so grossly incandescent....

[@darthpanzer]

Sigmar be praised! A video worthy of his holiness!

[@axelwindrunner5980]

Sigmar will not be praised about the sorry excuse of an army he has in TWW!!

[@krispicman3850]

Welcome back!

[@drazarkabalblade9486]

Are the yellow knights really considered heretics? o.O from what i remember the Empire is fairly lenient on matters of worshipping: as long it doesn't end calling up deamons or bringing up the dead, it's all accepted and fair. Of course, it can happend that some time some zealous warrior priests decide to have a fight over something ( hell, probably Urlic priest and Sigmarite priests have a bloody fun time smashing each others with their hammers sometimes ), but still, that's expected in WH

[@drazarkabalblade9486]

And about the statue.. considering the amount of shenanigans that the chaos gods love to do in their spare time, it's not THAT far off that the godness would have randomly decided to squash some skulls under a statue of herself.

[@ArchYouTube]

+Drazar Kabalblade "heretics" is a strong word as the empire does not technically have a state enforced religion, but they are certainly mistrusted in more religious circles.

[@gusensor2266]

hope your jobs going OK bud thanks for the video.

[@rasmus7748]

been waiting for theese!! :D

[@BattlerEvil]

Oh yeah! Thank you for hearing me Arch from the other video :)

[@jakobschoning7355]

Thank you Arch!

[@3picgamer]

Awesome as ever

[@kingofzero100]

You should make a video on the Lore of the Halflings :3

[@yuripantyhose4973]

Will you do Knights of the Broken Sword? :) Pretty cool history as well. Then again I'm Hochland biased.

[@alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723]

Not the biggest fan of the golden plated clad psychopaths but they do sound & look cool, great they added them to the game, the Black Bears sound like my type of guys, minus there choosing of a new grand master, still I'm an Ulrican at heart so the Knights of the White Wolves are first in place, hope to see them in the future, but any how my thanks Arch for this very informative video

[@japeregrine1589]

Arch don't beat yourself up man, you have stuff to do in real life, we all do.

[@user-dw2mg6bq8d]

hell arch warhammer i was wondering if you could do more dwarf videos i am a dwarf warhammer player my self and i really enjoy listening to your videos so i should very much like some dwarf heroes lore thank you

[@samt9468]

I'm curious as to whether or not any of the Order of the Black Bear actually go to the tavern "Black Bear" if so the awkward tension in the room must be so thick they could cut it with their broad swords.

[@Elenrai]

+Sam T I imagine that if previously mentioned order declined...yea...I could imagine a few old knights and a bunch of inexperienced squires just...randomly moving into said tavern. c:

[@attila535]

At the very least it is a good advertisement for the tavern.

[@dyar648]

Please do the Black Guard of Moor next of you can

[@valcan321]

Don't the knights of the blazing sun also possess the best engineers and such and teach science and knowledge of the world to everyone?

[@thomasthebravelatino4538]

So I'm confused about the End Times someone says everybody died while others say there are a few remnants of order left in the old World. Can someone put me in the right direction?

[@d0ntfeedphil447]

You should do a Lore on The Moot :P

[@dyar648]

It is basically the Shire that effectively became its own province of the Empire.

[@d0ntfeedphil447]

+Castlerea 12 yea but it will be very funny for him to do a lore video on something Arch really hates

[@french9096]

Dont worrie arch T kent made a good point your lazy videos are well done. OK so they are 15 minuts of fun instad of more. but i still love it. Keep up the good work Arch

[@Mrnatethegreat2002]

Hey arch i'm making a new army and decided to go build a stirland themed empire army. I have read up on stirland and know that they are one of the poorest regions. I got a battalion box and im painting them now, but i do have a question about what type of knights would stirland have in an army. In my opinion reiksguard or knights panther would look out of place in an army like that.

[@walkingcypress7314]

Cool.

[@kazen16]

KotB = punting madness from WAR online~ so fun

[@ryanoconnor5176]

Yay the ancestors of the space marines 🙂

[@exactinmidget92]

its nice to learn about Fantasy. my only experience with Fantasy is through the Warsword mod for Warband and the strategy game that got released for the 360. battlemarch i think it was called. i prefer 40k but this is still interesting.

[@coldrage20t8]

So question end time was great in my opinion. I know people don't like it compared to the storm of chaos but I like end times more. I just want your honest thought. Some with the comment I left on the aos video. Thanks for your time if you read this and if I sound like an ass at some point that's not my intentions.

[@KillerKrieg]

Dear Arch what is the stock music you used for this video? It is glorious

[@kodan7879]

I 've spent 20 minutes to find a video with the same song that was played under the 40k Titans video. AND HERE I FUCKING AM. Music still not in the description. That's how people are turning to khorne.

[@Astorath_the_Grim]

What's up Arch!?

[@MrAwsomenoob]

what is the name of this music i love it :D

[@joearschtreter7165]

Damn, i dont can take the Order of the Black Bear seriously anymore, i always have to think about the fair Lady's crotch joke...

[@markhayes3523]

What about the rikesguard

[@Telsker_Sonpos]

Demons of Chaos? :(

[@atreides213]

Question; What the hell do people have against halflings?

[@joekabira3986]

Well...what do they do for the empire? That could be one reason why.

[@timedraven117]

+atreides213 It makes it too Tolkienish, when they would prefer Warhammer to be its own thing.

[@atreides213]

+Blood Raven I meant the people in the Warhammer universe. They seem to love beating up halflings.

[@declanellery8500]

Cause Halflings hardly ever fight for the Empire, dodge taxes, and grow big and fat throughout it all

[@wabbitking1355]

+Joe Kabira they invented the holiday of pie week that's all they need to do in my book

[@danharris8805]

I know you detest The End Times (as do i for fucking up a universe i loved since childhood, and bringing us that disgrace known as Age of Sigmar) however, i'd enjoy some videos by you explaining the events that happened...keep up the great work buddy!

[@donluchitti]

why would I imagine anything else when hearing BBW, lol? If you wanna play that game.

[@rhemorigher]

+Arch Warhammer An idea for some more 'lazy content' (You slacker, you). You mentioned doing a books recommendation list, in the follow up to the Christmas season it could be a guide for people to use in spending the inundation of book tokens about to flood the market.

[@rhemorigher]

+rhemorigher Whoops, in my defence I did search his channel before I posted must've missed it.

[@rhemorigher]

+rhemorigher In your prosecution you can't have done a very ****Ing good job though can you? Took me like a minute.

[@rhemorigher]

+rhemorigher Yeah, I'm a moron, but that's why you should be nice to me after all, you've only had to deal with my idiocy this once whereas I have to live with it.

[@rhemorigher]

+rhemorigher Well maybe you could just shut up and educate yourself and not bother the rest of us until you've fixed your inadequacies.

[@rhemorigher]

+rhemorigher That was a little harsh.

[@seanhenry7174]

Only war war!

[@darionietlispach2470]

... and he named the order after her crotch xD allmost pissed myself

[@jamessmitgaming9091]

what happened in the end times exactly that made you hate it ?

[@avenger1312]

He would need to make a 45 min long vid just to scratch the surface of the pile of literary feces.

[@kazen16]

+James Smit not from Arch but basically all the decades worth of Lore in Warhammer went to drain... some (mostly) in an underwhelming fashion considering how epic the stories in Warhammer Fantasy. You will find some inconsistencies and problems through out the stories and whats worst is the events after end times... Warhammer Fantasy producers really did a number...

[@sjoerddz]

+James Smit the world litteraly gets destroyed

[@Sara3346]

What happened to part 2?

[@rogaldorn2109]

What about muh Dark ELDAR video >:(

[@chevtothemax]

So let me get this straight, Empire = Imperial gaurd Knightly order = non codex Space marines (EG. space wolves) Bretonnia = Ultramar Dwarves = Mechanicus (and therefor Chaos Dwarves = Dark Mechanicus) Amazons = Soroitas Elves = Eldar (Dark Elves = Dark Eldar) Greenskins = Greenskins (DUH) Skaven = Tyrranid sorta Tomb Kings = Necrons Lizardmen = Tau (lore) Wood Elves = Tau (gameplay)

[@calimerohnir3311]

+StellWair : yes this may be tough to believe but 40k is based on warhammer fantasy. (duh)

[@mizukamiyoun4465]

Wait... wait... the female noble's crotch, or the black bear...? God damn it Arch, making God damn funnies, what the hell. You know funnies do not exist in the empire, that is just... blasphemy.

[@kodan7879]

Music name?

[@lismandman5350]

Where part 2?

[@danielclaw13]

If i could i would pay u in warpstone good job and horned rat aid you.

[@Oddtom121]

I really REALLY hope that CA doesn't skimp out on stuff like the Knightly Orders or the different Imperial Provinces.

[@Person01234]

+Filthy Peasant looks like they did.

[@Oddtom121]

Person Oisels I've just seen the new empire roster... ...fuck

[@ree6919]

...ridin' the gravy boat along the mayonnaise river leading to the sea of disappointments......

[@japeregrine1589]

also 15 subs wow.

[@cringecritic9493]

#halflinglivesmatter

[@irontemplar6222]

BBWBig Bosomed women(I am very sorry but you caused it)

[@donluchitti]

The fascists of the Empire looks like fun!

[@sebastiantorrez8563]

???

[@SkeletonXin]

Ah yes, a decentralized feudal elective monarchy, truly the pnnacle of fascism.

[@richardvaldes3959]

arch i love your videos but your sound quality has gotten worse

[@walkingcypress7314]

What's your real life job

[@SrpskiCar97]

how end times fucked everything up

[@DukeofItaly]

So the Empire is meant to be German right? Well I think so it seems that way. Halflings are oppressed and killed yes? Halflings "steal things" yes? Is this meant to be that Halflings = Jews? Interdasting

[@Snowy123]

Ew what is this less than 15mins casual video