KNOWING YOUR COLOSSAL 60ft TALL PRETTY WIFE ISN'T REAL - Video Game Memes

[@BirdieSenpai]

My biggest disappointment for the Thousand Year Door remake is that Goombella just calls Ms. Mowz a shameless flirt now instead of calling her a cheap floozy like she did twenty years ago.

[@Inquisitor-Doi]

It's closer to the original Japanese translation.

[@BirdieSenpai]

@@Inquisitor-Doi I knoooooow, but cheap floozy was hilarious!

[@Inquisitor-Doi]

@@BirdieSenpai understood

[@UltimatePhantasm]

I mean that's basically the same thing, but...

[@deadfrogfoot]

and that the dossnt call out the 3 goombas that try and flirt with her at the start (being they dotn flit with her anymore)

[@kaiseryuuki4098]

"It doesn't matter if you play as a boy or a girl, someone will think you're gay." - Mongolian Proverb

[@chaosstripe9446]

I'm reminded of a similar ancient proverb: "As long as you're happy, you're gay"

[@kaiseryuuki4098]

@@chaosstripe9446 The fact that "gay" use to just mean happy makes that funnier.

[@diamondseraph9369]

​@@kaiseryuuki4098 Pretty sure thats the joke lol.

[@wakeangel2001]

3:15 so Queen Marika is a reverse Rouge the bat situation, instead of her face being crotch height to you your face is crotch height to HER.

[@azrulamri570]

Wow, even better~😮😏

[@Guardsmen4]

best position

[@fierceditiesnaruto]

I love the idea of Bow being King Boo's daughter! It's so brilliant!

[@UltimatePhantasm]

it makes perfect sense

[@713thHellhound]

yeah agree

[@Superfan109]

Oh yeah 😏

[@Nyxstella572]

I once read a fanfic where this was true but that king boo was gender fluid and in love with Luigi

[@Necrikus]

"At least Ranni's real." Yes, the infamously tall Ranni "I sit on a stack of books on my throne" the Witch.

[@Leonidas1210vc]

in a body thats not my original

[@Sybaification]

The same Ranni who shoved her soul into a Puppet with four arms... and its presumed that her original body was burned at one of the towers

[@ButteryGoodnessINC]

See, I would take Priscilla, Yorshka, or Shanalot (DS2 Emerald Hearld)

[@Drayg0Fire]

@@ButteryGoodnessINC Priscilla 100% fluffy tail ftw

[@_Sage967_]

"me and Mario are just friends" "oh thank god, i thought id have to explain all these hickies" *tugs down shirt collar *

[@lukaskoda888]

Mario and Link NTR always confuses me because both those characters are swimming in women who would love to fluff them

[@anzaca1]

2:16 I love this meme of showing a weird space in a house, and asking what people would use it for.

[@BlackFlash09]

"Mario and I are just friends." I don't even ship them and I feel Mario's internal pain.

[@Melostone]

That probably hurt more than any of the other things that Mario has been hit with

[@DreamyAileen]

Why are you surprised Marika is tall, it's a Soulsborne game. Damn near _everyone_ is taller than the player

[@glauberglousger956]

I mean, she's not inhumanly tall, so...

[@Noperare]

3:40 TBF, in Brazil most consoles were cracked to play pirated games. I remember that up to the XBOX 360 era, most games were pirated here. Heck, most kids had a Playstation 2 but I never saw an original PS2 disk

[@colongo354]

Yeah, Brazilian here, it's exactly that

[@SpiderOver13]

I have an original - PS2 brick (or Tijolão) and a game too (LEGO Batman bought in Americanas). Proud of them, love them, still working.

[@LotusLandサターン]

3:44 "nothing bad ever happens in Brazil" *proceeds to write a 420 page essay about everything bad that happened in Brazil* To be fair, that's every country, really

[@4ardW0rKINGbarn1CAL]

Except the moon, nothing bad ever happens on the moon, yes I realize the moon isn't a country

[@Xeromm]

​@@4ardW0rKINGbarn1CAL Majora says otherwise. 😛

[@strawdeath263]

@@Xeromm And Eggman.

[@voidstrider801]

There is an old thread from reddit or 4chan where some guy from Brazil said that when he was a teenager he had done his business and accidentally got some stuff inside the disk tray of his new Sega dreamcast. Whang! has a video on it, shit was funny as hell. I assumed the post was a reference to that but I could be wrong but based on noble's reaction he may also know this particular cursed deep lore of the internet.

[@unclepaul1995]

Bowser: Peach, We need to talk. If You don’t date Mario, Mario will never save You. You can only Date anyone who Save You. These are Nintendo Rules.

[@MarMonkey2606]

11:32 This is exactly why I love the transmogrification feature in Diablo 3 because you can have any armor that you want and have it look however you want the stats can be whatever they are you can have any sort of armor piece that you want and you could just make it fit your favorite set because that's just one of the magics that they have.

[@DSMCasual]

Alcina: “You too?” Queen Marika: “Yes.” Alcina: “And what about her?” (Point at the Colossal Waifu(Gunshad) Queen Marika: “She’s probably next too.” Alcina: “How nice.”

[@danielaverbuck5475]

who's gunshad?

[@DSMCasual]

@@danielaverbuck5475 11:45 Guy behind that Comic.

[@ricardohoang8452]

Giant waifus 😅

[@pandie_cube]

8:27 I love this headcanon as well, it's both funny and adorable 💖

[@i_am_jarvistm7220]

7:09 Noble... It was literally established that she's NINE FEET TALL, there's no getting around the fact that *that* being the case is KIND OF A GIVEN! 🤣

[@ichibanbento]

13:05 knowing Bowser offbrand.... big fat SHELL

[@loganshaw4527]

You going to say shell right mario?

[@ichibanbento]

@@loganshaw4527 ....yes shell right mario

[@ChrisTian-ed8ol]

I don't drink alcohol, but if I were Bowser I'd take Mario out for....fun, why not. Peach straight up eviscerated him.

[@michaeltalpas]

"She will dress like that, if I dress like this. Therefor, I am dressed like this." ~Cosplayer guy, probably

[@michaeltalpas]

No, no. Marika's real. She is. Let me have this. lol

[@Jabamski]

7:59 - Gigahill - Now that’s an improvement to the travesty that recently happened!

[@duckerdoo]

13:03 Peach found out about my addiction to power rush badges.

[@anshaar.]

7:25 thank you for that generous camera angle and pose. 😊

[@Phoenixoflife56]

0:30 best optional partner? She’s the only optional partner

[@jonmcknight18]

Exactly it's not exactly hard to beat the competition if the is any.

[@jamesproctor4568]

​@@jonmcknight18And yet Mowz still manages to nearly lose the competition outside of the casaul audience in the original game.

[@thatdarnseel7052]

He means the series most likely

[@7Marx7]

There is Dashel in Super Paper Mario if you want to count the Pixls.

[@psymar]

​@@7Marx7and piccolo

[@Machin3Jamm3r]

Crossbreed Pricilla is real, with her bare feet, and fluffy tail.

[@charlesatanasio]

3:50 Commies are trying to take over brazil.

[@UltimatePhantasm]

because of course they fucking are god sometimes I really hate humanity

[@WEKM]

"You know, I'm something of a gamer myself."

[@danteallstar826]

For that armor not matching but have good stats, I felt that so hard in Destiny 2!

[@SelecaoOfMidas]

Now that transmog is a thing, it's not so bad.

[@Duckofthedragon]

3:20 death by snu snu.

[@Liam-xz4ki]

😂😂

[@Masamune-XIII]

4:00 My curiosity got the best of me & had to see what this was referencing... 3 seconds later I regretted that decision. 😃

[@Jokearound..]

Now I’m curious, please tell me

[@BaxterBlack-k5j]

I look forward to this daily! Thanks, Noble!

[@Noperare]

1:19 most in-character response he could ever say

[@alanramos1419]

3:42 (piracy joke)

[@alvaroperez2349]

0:07 if Thousand-Year Door was Abridged.

[@Xeromm]

Maybe someone is working on it with the remake.

[@IgnatiusBlaze4]

Now I'm not as short as the Tarnished... but (Daffy Duck playing in my head)... mother. We must decide gentlemen, mother of mothers, or blue skinned many arms witch lady that you marry.

[@spikers6669]

11:42 lol not me in monster hunter where I have a female charecter with so many different armor pieces/trinkets and a greatsword is even different.

[@TheMaskOfFairies]

If we’re pronouncing 9S as ‘Nines’, I’m going to start pronouncing 2B as ‘Toob’.

[@WEKM]

Toob. 😎

[@baeber]

queen marika might be big but she can be toppled

[@JoelTheParrot]

12:43 she is a shadow and flurrie is a wind spirit. not far-removed from ghosts

[@Mr-Green0]

7:31 So the whole thing was a crazy Yakuza moment?

[@anonymoususer188]

The optional characters are always the best characters in RPGs. For example, in Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood (the most underrated Sonic game of all time), both Cream and Omega are optional characters. Cream is a support caster with abilities so powerful, she breaks the game, and Omega has an insane damage output.

[@BradStarnes]

Ah, Skies of Arcadia. I remember several years back now wandering into a GameStop and finding a copy of the Gamecube Version long after I no longer had a Dreamcast. Sadly it wasn't in it's original case, no booklet, but I was like the hell with it. It's Skies of Arcadia. Go back a couple months later (I had been other times in the interim but those aren't important) and the dude that was there when I bought it remembered me and just looks at me. "Oh, hey, you bought that copy of Skies of Arcadia a while back. So, we had someone bring in another cube version with the book and the case." I didn't really know where it was going and he just takes it out of a drawer, puts the disc in one of the store cases, and just hands me the original case and book. Absolute win.

[@President_Starscream]

Thanks Whang! I wish I didn't know that Dreamcast story.

[@beancandev7818]

I don’t and I need to know

[@An_Average_Visitor]

3:10 even some female tarnished do the same with radagon

[@Nekosage]

7:20 - 7:42 - Talk about insane.

[@Mr-Green0]

10:02 What the hell is this guy's problem? 10:07 Hey, fuck you, Needlenose! Don't interrupt my time with Mitsuru.

[@redxd7108]

Man I miss Dark Souls 1 so much

[@BRS_Stella]

12:14 you forgot 1 tall dark souls woman that is REAL Pricilla

[@arridueldes9843]

TRUE

[@unironicallydel7527]

Here we see Mario getting all these women to flirt with him, only for him To be simping for a princess that canonically doesn't like him like that as seen in Super Mario Odyssey where she rejects both Mario and Bowser. Mario deserves better.

[@UncoolForYou]

I have only played up to Mario 64 so I don't really have any say in this. But I remember watching my nephew play Odyssey and seeing that. I thought to myself why is he trying so hard she doesn't care about him. Dude needs to get out of them pipes and find a new profession or go back to jumping barrels.

[@WEKM]

5:25 Sadly, my son destroys me in computer games regularly. But, to be fair, I wreck his world in table top and boardgames. Yes. I'm an old school boomer type. 😞

[@koro7921]

1:50 install galvanized square steel and eco-friendly wood veneer

[@thargs9184]

13:07 mario is definitly thinking that the next time he kidnap her, bowser can have her.. XD

[@derekstein6193]

1:50 Team Fortress turret.

[@marcelbyrd7745]

And this is why I always wait to see a person's face and neck to make sure that they're female before I say anything otherwise you get caught in this situation and he didn't say pause or no Diddy💯🤣🤣🤣🤣 9:39

[@matty4z]

4:17 nah man in Phantas Sar omline 2 - NGS my 3 playable characters are Deadpool , Sarscream (G1 transformer) , and Lil from well... here. they make for some really fun storyline cut scenes lol XD

[@Banjadu]

Today I learned I'm taller than Tarnished

[@catluvr2]

That Mario as seen by everyone else in the game... I think I have a new video game crush.

[@Mr-Green0]

8:30 So now the daughter of King Boo likes Mario?

[@daisyjoy242]

3:46 _what happened to that Dreamcast_

[@mjdragon12]

Search for "Leonam's Journey"... if you REALLY want to know

[@togeluga_the_cat]

you wanna know? you will sorely regret it probably

[@DJMKFULLER]

​Why yes,​@@togeluga_the_cat, I do want to know.

[@colongo354]

He was modified to play pirate games, this is very common here in Brasil

[@AricShadowDragon]

Ah poor poor Mario XD Anyways keep up the amazing videos Noble

[@Burentsu]

Speaking of Skies of Arcadia there is new game inspired by it called Sky Oceans.

[@viruspedro1295]

3:43 Nothing ever haped in brasil! The most gigantic rain brasil ever seen:

[@leandrocerqueira6653]

So you don't remember the boy who accidentally ejaculate on the Dreamcast driver lens. (What a waste of a good Dreamcast)

[@marcelbyrd7745]

Wow this is some really good editing cuz it almost look real anyone for the slight delay when the second guy fell in the hole plus you would have fell forward not fall on his knees directly into the hole💯🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 7:22

[@NathanielPiscian]

Knight: I begth thy pardon

[@deadlishaoran]

"Have you ever heard of Silent Hill?" Well, how can I hear about it since it's SILENT?

[@SamTheGumMan117]

Those Mario 64 edits were based af and love the elden ring memes

[@UltimateThanos]

12:23 Oh my God, he looks like Ernest Borgnine!!!

[@XtreemAlan]

9:40 the extra funny part is that before this Raiden was shot by a *fireball*

[@roland898]

4:53 bro is gonna kill something just to fix his controller 😭😭

[@giraffedragon6110]

Mario in TTYD gets rizz. seriously, most NPC's haven't heard of him. He gets smooched like 6-7 times. Goombella in prologue Mowz in Chapter 1,2,3, and her side quest Flurrie in Chapter 2 Vivian in Chapter 4 The toad waitress on the Excess Express gives you air smooches in dialogue after (I think) you return her seashell earrings. Lala the boo from West side Rogueport during her side quest THE MAN PIPES!

[@DenethorDurrandir]

The miss mouse thing reminds me of that Batman hiding skit.

[@anonymoususer188]

6:35 Who's going to tell him? I guess I will. That's not Steve. That's Herobrine. As for how he did that. Well, he does what he wants with no regard for silly things like the laws of reality.

[@yancostamoreira2264]

As Brazilian i Can explain the meme of Dreamcast and that is all disks of the games here is pirated since The original ones in that time was Very expensive

[@zachtwilightwindwaker596]

0:28 One of the best optional partners? She's the only one. I use her to steal badges from enemies but I didn't have to do it this time because I got the badges I want before then. 6:54 I knew where that joke was going. 7:21 Pool in anime. 7:32 That pool ball took a while to reach him. How did the ball land on that other guy? Did it bounce back? Noble isn't done with TTYD yet? I have a job and I still got done before he did. Does he really lack free time? Me and my dad played Persona. We're both over 20. Well you're already nude in Baldur's Gate 3 so an erections mod isn't that surprising. I don't recall Peach kissing Mario.

[@giovannamoretti4001]

10:00 this made me crack up so early in the morning 😂

[@ZangetsuGetsuga7]

3:50 BRAZIL MENTIONED

[@LowLevelWarrior]

5:03 _I'M_ winning, son.

[@daisyjoy242]

BG3 mods can be wild sometimes

[@johnmartinez-valentin5427]

The npc mario looks pretty cool

[@zorggn]

2:10 probably has something to do with that (unofficial) sm64 maker coming out not too long ago

[@si-ue1gm]

The scream blyaaaaaaaaaaa is :Fuuuuckiiiiiiiiing

[@neosphere9248]

So I put the Malenia arm on one side and the Rauru's arm on the other... Soon I shall be the ultimate fantasy cyborg and no-one can stop me!

[@nightshadow9683]

noble playing playing games with his son. doin doin doin doin your mom

[@_fire_fox_1152]

Saying 🥚 even though someone else already said it. And not caring 😂

[@ZeroFighter]

10:38 You can set your site preferences to hide 18+ mods from results, including just generally being displayed. If you genuinely weren't interested in seeing 18+ content on Nexus, it would not appear. The person in the video actively chose to leave 18+ mods visible. She's fine with them.

[@crafterofdoom]

she wouldnt have opened that page if she didnt want that mod

[@Talonflame369_rus]

0:54 Призван один русский, ждём ещё пару тысяч...

[@user-pustish24]

то как пингвин произнёс своё "БЛЯЯЯЯЯЯЯ" войдёт в историю (наверное)

[@lycancowboy1989]

Mario 64 got a new burst if attention due to the mario maker 64 introduction. A number of mario specific content creators have been featuring user created mario 64 levels.

[@dranenstormwright9254]

Dang, didn't know P.Peach packin bombs like that, cuz daaaaaaa-mn, she out here utterly obliterating the big M out here! Like just three words and he's dead! Dang! Least he has three other girlz that want him tho... I guess.

[@lovexdeath1636]

9:30 actually maybe that’s why king boo traps mario in the painting he may not like luigi but he loves his daughter so maybe he wanted to give it to her as a gift to uh hmhm do her business

[@Dharengo]

"One of the best optional partners" She's the _only_ optional partner...

[@Mr-Green0]

6:54 Pfft! What the literal hell?!

[@rafigaming3723]

Dude that just doofenshmirtz 4:34

[@Hurtle885hu8bu]

Calling yourself a massive gamer when we all know you’re a short gamer lol

[@VooshSpokesman]

Love from a SkyDieRay and Vaush fan!

[@ChronoTheodor]

Thank you for the videos

[@hawkmoonvt]

God I haven’t watched you in years! Holy fook

[@lasarith2]

Over 1.6 years- 375th , time asking if he could show us the figures in the display cases behind him.

[@anonymousguy6559]

Hope maybe you do get to do paper Mario exclusive memes and comics, or even murder drone exclusive memes and comics, since you did it for TADC too

[@willymcguire]

5:05 Dad, I'd be more upset if you didn't. - son

[@McBehrer]

0:32 she is the ONLY optional partner, so yeah, by default, she is "one of the best" optional partners. As far as partners in general? She's like the worst one