KNOWING YOUR COLOSSAL 60ft TALL PRETTY WIFE ISN'T REAL

KNOWING YOUR COLOSSAL 60ft TALL PRETTY WIFE ISN'T REAL - Video Game Memes

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@BirdieSenpai Ай бұрын

My biggest disappointment for the Thousand Year Door remake is that Goombella just calls Ms. Mowz a shameless flirt now instead of calling her a cheap floozy like she did twenty years ago.

@Doi- Ай бұрын

It's closer to the original Japanese translation.

@BirdieSenpai Ай бұрын

@@Doi- I knoooooow, but cheap floozy was hilarious!

@Doi- Ай бұрын

@@BirdieSenpai understood

@eclipsesoluna3453 Ай бұрын

I mean that's basically the same thing, but...

@deadfrogfoot Ай бұрын

and that the dossnt call out the 3 goombas that try and flirt with her at the start (being they dotn flit with her anymore)

@kaiseryuuki4098 Ай бұрын

"It doesn't matter if you play as a boy or a girl, someone will think you're gay." - Mongolian Proverb

@chaosstripe9446 Ай бұрын

I'm reminded of a similar ancient proverb: "As long as you're happy, you're gay"

@kaiseryuuki4098 Ай бұрын

@@chaosstripe9446 The fact that "gay" use to just mean happy makes that funnier.

@diamondseraph9369 Ай бұрын

@@kaiseryuuki4098 Pretty sure thats the joke lol.

@wakeangel2001 Ай бұрын

3:15 so Queen Marika is a reverse Rouge the bat situation, instead of her face being crotch height to you your face is crotch height to HER.

@azrulamri570 Ай бұрын

Wow, even better~😮😏

@Guardsmen4 Ай бұрын

best position

@Necrikus Ай бұрын

"At least Ranni's real." Yes, the infamously tall Ranni "I sit on a stack of books on my throne" the Witch.

@Leonidas1210vc Ай бұрын

in a body thats not my original

@Sybaification Ай бұрын

The same Ranni who shoved her soul into a Puppet with four arms... and its presumed that her original body was burned at one of the towers

@ButteryGoodnessINC Ай бұрын

See, I would take Priscilla, Yorshka, or Shanalot (DS2 Emerald Hearld)

@Drayg0Fire Ай бұрын

@@ButteryGoodnessINC Priscilla 100% fluffy tail ftw

@DreamyAileen Ай бұрын

Why are you surprised Marika is tall, it's a Soulsborne game. Damn near _everyone_ is taller than the player

@fierceditiesnaruto Ай бұрын

I love the idea of Bow being King Boo's daughter! It's so brilliant!

@eclipsesoluna3453 Ай бұрын

it makes perfect sense

@713thHellhound Ай бұрын

yeah agree

@Superfan109 Ай бұрын

Oh yeah 😏

@Nyxstella572 Ай бұрын

I once read a fanfic where this was true but that king boo was gender fluid and in love with Luigi

@_Sage967_ Ай бұрын

"me and Mario are just friends" "oh thank god, i thought id have to explain all these hickies" *tugs down shirt collar *

@lukaskoda888 Ай бұрын

Mario and Link NTR always confuses me because both those characters are swimming in women who would love to fluff them

@lotuslandsigma8182 Ай бұрын

3:44 "nothing bad ever happens in Brazil" *proceeds to write a 420 page essay about everything bad that happened in Brazil* To be fair, that's every country, really

@4ardW0rKINGbarn1CAL Ай бұрын

Except the moon, nothing bad ever happens on the moon, yes I realize the moon isn't a country

@Xeromm Ай бұрын

@@4ardW0rKINGbarn1CAL Majora says otherwise. 😛

@strawdeath263 Ай бұрын

@@Xeromm And Eggman.

@voidstrider801 Ай бұрын

There is an old thread from reddit or 4chan where some guy from Brazil said that when he was a teenager he had done his business and accidentally got some stuff inside the disk tray of his new Sega dreamcast. Whang! has a video on it, shit was funny as hell. I assumed the post was a reference to that but I could be wrong but based on noble's reaction he may also know this particular cursed deep lore of the internet.

@BlackFlash09 Ай бұрын

"Mario and I are just friends." I don't even ship them and I feel Mario's internal pain.

@Melostone Ай бұрын

That probably hurt more than any of the other things that Mario has been hit with

@unclepaul1995 Ай бұрын

Bowser: Peach, We need to talk. If You don’t date Mario, Mario will never save You. You can only Date anyone who Save You. These are Nintendo Rules.

@Noperare Ай бұрын

3:40 TBF, in Brazil most consoles were cracked to play pirated games. I remember that up to the XBOX 360 era, most games were pirated here. Heck, most kids had a Playstation 2 but I never saw an original PS2 disk

@colongo354 Ай бұрын

Yeah, Brazilian here, it's exactly that

@anzaca1 Ай бұрын

2:16 I love this meme of showing a weird space in a house, and asking what people would use it for.

@michaeltalpas Ай бұрын

"She will dress like that, if I dress like this. Therefor, I am dressed like this." ~Cosplayer guy, probably

@michaeltalpas Ай бұрын

No, no. Marika's real. She is. Let me have this. lol

@i_am_jarvistm7220 Ай бұрын

7:09 Noble... It was literally established that she's NINE FEET TALL, there's no getting around the fact that *that* being the case is KIND OF A GIVEN! 🤣

@ChrisTian-ed8ol Ай бұрын

I don't drink alcohol, but if I were Bowser I'd take Mario out for....fun, why not. Peach straight up eviscerated him.

@DSMCasual Ай бұрын

Alcina: “You too?” Queen Marika: “Yes.” Alcina: “And what about her?” (Point at the Colossal Waifu(Gunshad) Queen Marika: “She’s probably next too.” Alcina: “How nice.”

@danielaverbuck5475 Ай бұрын

who's gunshad?

@DSMCasual Ай бұрын

@@danielaverbuck5475 11:45 Guy behind that Comic.

@ricardohoang8452 Ай бұрын

Giant waifus 😅

@ichibanbento Ай бұрын

13:05 knowing Bowser offbrand.... big fat SHELL

@loganshaw4527 Ай бұрын

You going to say shell right mario?

@ichibanbento Ай бұрын

@@loganshaw4527 ....yes shell right mario

@MarMonkey2606 Ай бұрын

11:32 This is exactly why I love the transmogrification feature in Diablo 3 because you can have any armor that you want and have it look however you want the stats can be whatever they are you can have any sort of armor piece that you want and you could just make it fit your favorite set because that's just one of the magics that they have.

@Jabamski Ай бұрын

7:59 - Gigahill - Now that’s an improvement to the travesty that recently happened!

@Phoenixoflife56 Ай бұрын

0:30 best optional partner? She’s the only optional partner

@jonmcknight18 Ай бұрын

Exactly it's not exactly hard to beat the competition if the is any.

@jamesproctor4568 Ай бұрын

@@jonmcknight18And yet Mowz still manages to nearly lose the competition outside of the casaul audience in the original game.

@thatdarnseel7052 Ай бұрын

He means the series most likely

@7Marx7 Ай бұрын

There is Dashel in Super Paper Mario if you want to count the Pixls.

@psymar Ай бұрын

@@7Marx7and piccolo

@Machin3Jamm3r Ай бұрын

Crossbreed Pricilla is real, with her bare feet, and fluffy tail.

@pandie_cube Ай бұрын

8:27 I love this headcanon as well, it's both funny and adorable 💖

@alanramos1419 Ай бұрын

3:42 (piracy joke)

@Masamune-XIII Ай бұрын

4:00 My curiosity got the best of me & had to see what this was referencing... 3 seconds later I regretted that decision. 😃

@Jokearound.. Ай бұрын

Now I’m curious, please tell me

@user-hq8vb8ok5n Ай бұрын

3:20 death by snu snu.

@Liam-xz4ki Ай бұрын

😂😂

@charlesatanasio Ай бұрын

3:50 Commies are trying to take over brazil.

@eclipsesoluna3453 Ай бұрын

because of course they fucking are god sometimes I really hate humanity

@WEKM Ай бұрын

"You know, I'm something of a gamer myself."

@alvaroperez2349 Ай бұрын

0:07 if Thousand-Year Door was Abridged.

@Xeromm Ай бұрын

Maybe someone is working on it with the remake.

@duckerdoo Ай бұрын

13:03 Peach found out about my addiction to power rush badges.

@TheMaskOfFairies Ай бұрын

If we’re pronouncing 9S as ‘Nines’, I’m going to start pronouncing 2B as ‘Toob’.

@WEKM Ай бұрын

Toob. 😎

@danteallstar826 Ай бұрын

For that armor not matching but have good stats, I felt that so hard in Destiny 2!

@SelecaoOfMidas Ай бұрын

Now that transmog is a thing, it's not so bad.

@baeber Ай бұрын

queen marika might be big but she can be toppled

@Noperare Ай бұрын

1:19 most in-character response he could ever say

@user-yl8tk8zi1k Ай бұрын

I look forward to this daily! Thanks, Noble!

@Blaze4ification Ай бұрын

Now I'm not as short as the Tarnished... but (Daffy Duck playing in my head)... mother. We must decide gentlemen, mother of mothers, or blue skinned many arms witch lady that you marry.

@anshaar. Ай бұрын

7:25 thank you for that generous camera angle and pose. 😊

@An_Average_Visitor Ай бұрын

3:10 even some female tarnished do the same with radagon

@unironicallydel7527 Ай бұрын

Here we see Mario getting all these women to flirt with him, only for him To be simping for a princess that canonically doesn't like him like that as seen in Super Mario Odyssey where she rejects both Mario and Bowser. Mario deserves better.

@UncoolForYou Ай бұрын

I have only played up to Mario 64 so I don't really have any say in this. But I remember watching my nephew play Odyssey and seeing that. I thought to myself why is he trying so hard she doesn't care about him. Dude needs to get out of them pipes and find a new profession or go back to jumping barrels.

@BRS_Stella Ай бұрын

12:14 you forgot 1 tall dark souls woman that is REAL Pricilla

@arridueldes9843 Ай бұрын

TRUE

@Mr-Green0 Ай бұрын

7:31 So the whole thing was a crazy Yakuza moment?

@redxd7108 Ай бұрын

Man I miss Dark Souls 1 so much

@JoelTheParrot Ай бұрын

12:43 she is a shadow and flurrie is a wind spirit. not far-removed from ghosts

@Nekosage Ай бұрын

7:20 - 7:42 - Talk about insane.

@daisyjoy242 Ай бұрын

3:46 _what happened to that Dreamcast_

@mjdragon12 Ай бұрын

Search for "Leonam's Journey"... if you REALLY want to know

@togeluga_the_cat Ай бұрын

you wanna know? you will sorely regret it probably

@DJMKFULLER Ай бұрын

Why yes,@@togeluga_the_cat, I do want to know.

@colongo354 Ай бұрын

He was modified to play pirate games, this is very common here in Brasil

@Mr-Green0 Ай бұрын

10:02 What the hell is this guy's problem? 10:07 Hey, fuck you, Needlenose! Don't interrupt my time with Mitsuru.

@Banjadu Ай бұрын

Today I learned I'm taller than Tarnished

@ChronoTheodor Ай бұрын

Thank you for the videos

@AricShadowDragon Ай бұрын

Ah poor poor Mario XD Anyways keep up the amazing videos Noble

@spikers6669 Ай бұрын

11:42 lol not me in monster hunter where I have a female charecter with so many different armor pieces/trinkets and a greatsword is even different.

@Hurtle885hu8bu Ай бұрын

Calling yourself a massive gamer when we all know you’re a short gamer lol

@deadlishaoran Ай бұрын

"Have you ever heard of Silent Hill?" Well, how can I hear about it since it's SILENT?

@President_Starscream Ай бұрын

Thanks Whang! I wish I didn't know that Dreamcast story.

@beancandev7818 Ай бұрын

I don’t and I need to know

@johnmartinez-valentin5427 Ай бұрын

The npc mario looks pretty cool

@derekstein6193 Ай бұрын

1:50 Team Fortress turret.

@catluvr2 Ай бұрын

That Mario as seen by everyone else in the game... I think I have a new video game crush.

@hawkmoonlacrue6710 Ай бұрын

God I haven’t watched you in years! Holy fook

@DenethorDurrandir Ай бұрын

The miss mouse thing reminds me of that Batman hiding skit.

@BradStarnes Ай бұрын

Ah, Skies of Arcadia. I remember several years back now wandering into a GameStop and finding a copy of the Gamecube Version long after I no longer had a Dreamcast. Sadly it wasn't in it's original case, no booklet, but I was like the hell with it. It's Skies of Arcadia. Go back a couple months later (I had been other times in the interim but those aren't important) and the dude that was there when I bought it remembered me and just looks at me. "Oh, hey, you bought that copy of Skies of Arcadia a while back. So, we had someone bring in another cube version with the book and the case." I didn't really know where it was going and he just takes it out of a drawer, puts the disc in one of the store cases, and just hands me the original case and book. Absolute win.

@daisyjoy242 Ай бұрын

BG3 mods can be wild sometimes

@thargs9184 Ай бұрын

13:07 mario is definitly thinking that the next time he kidnap her, bowser can have her.. XD

@giovannamoretti4001 Ай бұрын

10:00 this made me crack up so early in the morning 😂

@etiaanvanzyl5921 Ай бұрын

6:37 channel name notsafe

@WEKM Ай бұрын

5:25 Sadly, my son destroys me in computer games regularly. But, to be fair, I wreck his world in table top and boardgames. Yes. I'm an old school boomer type. 😞

@viruspedro1295 Ай бұрын

3:43 Nothing ever haped in brasil! The most gigantic rain brasil ever seen:

@leandrocerqueira6653 Ай бұрын

So you don't remember the boy who accidentally ejaculate on the Dreamcast driver lens. (What a waste of a good Dreamcast)

@matty4z Ай бұрын

4:17 nah man in Phantas Sar omline 2 - NGS my 3 playable characters are Deadpool , Sarscream (G1 transformer) , and Lil from well... here. they make for some really fun storyline cut scenes lol XD

@ZangetsuGetsuga7 Ай бұрын

3:50 BRAZIL MENTIONED

@si-ue1gm Ай бұрын

The scream blyaaaaaaaaaaa is :Fuuuuckiiiiiiiiing

@SamTheGumMan117 Ай бұрын

Those Mario 64 edits were based af and love the elden ring memes

@LowLevelWarrior Ай бұрын

5:03 _I'M_ winning, son.

@koro7921 Ай бұрын

1:50 install galvanized square steel and eco-friendly wood veneer

@yancostamoreira2264 Ай бұрын

As Brazilian i Can explain the meme of Dreamcast and that is all disks of the games here is pirated since The original ones in that time was Very expensive

@crafterofdoom Ай бұрын

she wouldnt have opened that page if she didnt want that mod

@roland898 Ай бұрын

4:53 bro is gonna kill something just to fix his controller 😭😭

@marcelbyrd7745 Ай бұрын

Wow this is some really good editing cuz it almost look real anyone for the slight delay when the second guy fell in the hole plus you would have fell forward not fall on his knees directly into the hole💯🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 7:22

@XtreemAlan Ай бұрын

9:40 the extra funny part is that before this Raiden was shot by a *fireball*

@marcelbyrd7745 Ай бұрын

And this is why I always wait to see a person's face and neck to make sure that they're female before I say anything otherwise you get caught in this situation and he didn't say pause or no Diddy💯🤣🤣🤣🤣 9:39

@nightshadow9683 Ай бұрын

noble playing playing games with his son. doin doin doin doin your mom

@_fire_fox_1152 Ай бұрын

Saying 🥚 even though someone else already said it. And not caring 😂

@zorggn Ай бұрын

2:10 probably has something to do with that (unofficial) sm64 maker coming out not too long ago

@Burentsu Ай бұрын

Speaking of Skies of Arcadia there is new game inspired by it called Sky Oceans.

@NathanielPiscian 23 күн бұрын

Knight: I begth thy pardon

@anonymousguy6559 Ай бұрын

Hope maybe you do get to do paper Mario exclusive memes and comics, or even murder drone exclusive memes and comics, since you did it for TADC too

@shardinhand1243 Ай бұрын

yo noble have you seen the new update trailer for palworld, the updates coming on the 27th i cant wait so much new stuf weapons pals and a new island plus arena pvp!

@neosphere9248 Ай бұрын

So I put the Malenia arm on one side and the Rauru's arm on the other... Soon I shall be the ultimate fantasy cyborg and no-one can stop me!

@Mr-Green0 Ай бұрын

2:52 Wait, so did the zombie tore her arm off to throw it?

@tiffanylyons2806 Ай бұрын

More delicious and dungeon memes please

@lovexdeath1636 Ай бұрын

9:30 actually maybe that’s why king boo traps mario in the painting he may not like luigi but he loves his daughter so maybe he wanted to give it to her as a gift to uh hmhm do her business