Kobo calls vesper granpa then dm him and ask about playing Valorant...

Dont do him like that kobo.. lmao
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【Valorant】Baby sitting Altare's lil sis while the man is on his break @/ Kobo Kanaeru ch
• 【Valorant】Baby sitting...
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[@-sanaiseternal470]

LMAOO Axel trying to protect his dad from the Kusogaki is one of the funniest thing I've seen all day XD

[@popenieafantome9527]

A loyal guard doggo

[@anhthiao1306]

Vesper is Axel's dad? So Ragus and Kobo are siblings, Vesper is Kobo's (and Ragus's) grandpa, Axel is Vesper son and also the family's dog. This is kinda messed up.

[@malfeasantamalgam]

@@anhthiao1306 could be worse, see council's family dog

[@dalgona4819]

@@anhthiao1306 funny part is that Calli declared the boys to be her sons so technically, Axel is a son, a brother, and a family dog at the same time 😂

[@HaesslichG]

Vesper is going to quit Valorant in self defense after the damage Kronii and most of the girls who aren't Calli did to him.

[@kot4311]

Dad takes the most damage, luckily Calli has Dad seniority over Vesper

[@redpandapowa]

Calli deals with a bunch of shit too

[@mokeymale8350]

Idk there’s nothing more wholesome than a grandparent with their grandchild. This could be a whole new flavor of dynamic

[@jpking0]

True! Imagine like the whole stream Vesper just teaches Kobo about bike riding and stuff. Would be so wholesome. I can see a powerwash stream with the two of them being a content goldmine.

[@YataTheFifteenth]

@@jpking0 I mean a certain Irish guy _somehow_ turned a Powerwash Simulator stream into Father-Son roleplay with his chat so

[@mcosmos-h2w]

IKR ?

[@chronosite]

By the end of the year Vesper might be traumatized everytime he sees the color blue with maybe an exception to the boys

[@TibbaryZal]

Oh he's well aware of craziness of Altare alright lol. It's just lucky they are on the same side.

[@Rageouz]

But imagine if a Kobo and Vesper collab turned out to be wholesome like a grandpa and granddaughter kinda thing, I'd love to see that, Vesper needs that after all the damage

[@mitsua2411]

Yes please. I want that. Grampire needs to heal his brain damage.

[@jpking0]

Oh man I can already see a powerwash stream with the two of them being a content goldmine teetering between wholesome and chaotic.

[@derpmanaveragegamer7791]

why does it always feel like kobo just has a gun to their heads and is like "congratulations we're having a collab, please do not resist"

[@Noobie2k7]

That energy of "you are free to say no but if you do I shall ignore you and continue on regardless".

[@aljoshilagan3204]

Its more like, "hello, we are now collabing. Please don't resist." Considering how she suddenly had a collab with bae and zeta. By literally just dropping in, and going "you guys are playing valo? Want me to play?"

[@yyy2438]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@horaciohernandez2850]

Yes but, hear me out: what if Kobob ends up being a sweetheart to her granpa so he dotes on her?

[@Myticalcattnip]

What if kobo is the cure after kronii dmg

[@chronosite]

It's either she's gonna be healing him, or double dipping on the wounds

[@julius_trifinity]

A 14 million in 1 chance. I'm counting on it. For Grandpa's mental health

[@RENO_K]

I like this theory We'll see, imagine kobo being good to vesper and everyone is just like "Huh? Wtf, why only to him." Including the ID girls 😂

[@boggart273]

@@RENO_K I would love this tbh

[@FreyjaWion]

Kobo : do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Valorant.

[@ymirs4400]

Asparagus=brother, kobo=little sister, kiara =mommy, calli= dad, vesper= grandpa, axel= dog. What a nice family!

[@Abelion_Jayakerto]

who's axel? i remember kobo name her dog brian

[@Wakwaw796]

gamma=oji-san, fuma=bullyable friend, rio=onee-san, astel= wholesome brother what about izuru? 😅☝️

[@whitetintedblues217]

@@Wakwaw796 izuru is oshi, so probably her crush 😂

[@orctrihar]

@@Abelion_Jayakerto It's the guy in the video

[@Oujiii]

0:27 Kobo: "But I want to." Want to what, Kobo? Play with Vesper, or kill him?

[@yudiva2741]

VESPER!! RUN FOR YOUR DEAR LIFE! THE BLUE THING IS HUNTING YOU

[@jatisoem7472]

Vesper will be forever haunted by colour blue

[@sammydray5919]

VESPER : WHICH BLUE THING?????

[@jackblack2408]

@@sammydray5919 ALL OF THEM

[@shuanbit]

Run vesperrrr runnn!!! 😱😱😱

[@7shinta7]

I don't know... I think Vesper might radiate so much wholesome and caring grandpa energy that even Kobo just wants to be nice to him. Kinda like she's really sweet to her mommy Kiwawa. At first I only knew her from her collabs with Kiara and was wondering why everyone called her a kusogaki. Little did I know... 😅

[@saber_xyt]

Grandpa vesper i love kobo

[@bondrewedthesoverignofdawn1477]

We went from the HoloBoys will corrupt the holo girls seisoness to we need to protect the holo boys seisoness from holo girl in the span of a year. How the turn tables

[@qeinz]

after Bae, then Kronii, now Kobo? this is why they shouldn't do a collab. we need to protect the boys at all costs!

[@EnmaMusicProduction]

Its not the girls that needs protection from the bois Its the bois needing protection from the girls

[@hendrysuawa]

Too late Magni, Calli, Kronii, Vesper Collab this week xD

[@aorioncliffhearts8607]

@@hendrysuawa oh no. dear lord please save granpa vespie

[@AceArata]

@@hendrysuawa We can only pray Vesper makes it out alive ✊😔

[@qeinz]

@@AceArata let's pray for the boys' mental health. hope they all alright 😔

[@renobang9452]

Vesper still had that trauma, and yet, Kobo bout to add another one in his liet

[@spaceyoghurt3401]

Love that she has 2% battery left in her phone. Oh, and guys, if that collab happens, we might have to start planning the funeral, like right now.

[@boggart273]

Gramps is gonna get rotated by the kusogaki 😂

[@febriisbudiman5822]

"what have you done Axel ! why you mention my name when you with this demon kusogaki? you wanna kill me?" -Vesper-(probably)

[@daviddacozta7907]

Yeah, the baby water bout to visit her grandpa let's go lol

[@damnyiffers]

The "LETS FACKING GOOOO" got me

[@rougehawk]

LMFAO Okay Axel killed me when he said "starting this moment." Hahahahha!!!!

[@AzrazelRa]

1:18 OGEYYY

[@horaciohernandez2850]

Rrat!

[@steveweighner]

RRAT

[@arvecdex7234]

Rrat

[@marumonyi2622]

Rrat

[@velvetra29]

Poor Nowa-oji terrorized by the insanity of Council and threatened by a bowl of water.

[@cookieeaturface]

The only thing I'm certain of is that Kobo won't be getting free skins from our frugal Grandpa.

[@hendrysuawa]

Kobo: Grampa do you play Valo Vesper: 😭 Me and Vesties: Collab lesgooooo!!!

[@KazDX]

Axel looking out for Vesper, keeping him dry from Rain water.

[@nocxt3073]

maybe one day, grampire with kobo will collab. and gramp will invite her into the Interview with a Mysterious Creature content

[@lqfr8813]

ruuuuunnnn vespeerrr

[@bankkunarak]

"he's retired starting this moment" is too dang funny, lol

[@adhennakbar4516]

Ollie : apex? Kobo : valo? Same brain cell

[@VinErisu]

That "oghe" in the end Its so Kyutt 😖💓

[@koharu8066]

RUN VESPERRRRRRRR

[@leticiadrcl8179]

Kobo is like Ollie version of valorant

[@kokorochacarero8003]

She's trying to assimilate them one by one Soon she'll have a full stack to rank together

[@bagasj.b]

Ha' Ha' Oghey ~ KOBOkanAERu

[@Commanderfox945]

Does kobo just go around finding any members playing valorant😂

[@gizmo_ph]

stop harassing the old man. His heart cant take any more beating.

[@anyacarlson5219]

Vesper will actually break down and have a panic attack, Kobob-san please have mercy

[@johncastle4181]

Grandpa is getting old for this...

[@champorado2875]

Kobo: ogey

[@kasdaye224]

The whole guild is going to have PTSD from no go and valo

[@icestick3]

So if any holo members gonna choose between ollie or kobo to do a collab will looked like they had to choose between the red pill and go play Apex or the blue pill and play Valorant

[@whydnt]

Splatoon lezzgggooo

[@captainonomatopoeia]

Has Vesper ever streamed playing Valorant? I’m surprised that he actually played Valorant… thought the game wasn’t his type…

[@roguegen5536]

When does Kobo become a TEMPUS member?

[@deschia_]

Fingers crossed for gramps

[@jesusagelvis4917]

Don't say bad words in front of the children Axel!

[@Fanimati0n]

I mean, Kiara already taught her "listen here, you little shit!"

[@lmko]

He still needs to recover after Kroni and now new challenger!

[@deepratama]

Speed......... nice

[@Rezuta]

oh no vesper.. runnn

[@Seth_Khan]

It's gonna be zoomer vs boomer again LOL

[@Sieghiro]

HoloID and Holostars are always a riot lol

[@jackofblades3998]

"yeah"

[@omardiaz5842]

She wants to play with grandpa

[@orek7327]

Kawaisoni

[@bellascythe9594]

he's graduate

[@LooneyClipse]

ogey

[@leonite930]

Speed

[@IErfanCN]

:D

[@kanou7473]

Kobo's goal in life is to play valorant with every single holomem at least once

[@hariantosuryo1154]

actually she wants to play with Yahoo haha

[@assaulthetz380]

At this rate, only the Death herself is the safest to collab for our grandpa.

[@geneMag]

just like how a certain vampire's also best friends with another reaper.

[@NasiKuaCh]

Not if the death invites Kronii and her son nephew Kobo to play along.

[@jatisoem7472]

@@NasiKuaCh The thing is vesper, kronii, calli, and magni is gonna collab playing mario party

[@madechandra5246]

Basically Alucard and Death then??

[@packnerz2017]

@@madechandra5246 Drac and Death tho

[@nickd6303]

Kobo is the bonus round after the council boss rush.

[@TheHammerGuy94]

Baelz: senseless zoomer trends Kronii: MOIST Fauna: yandere ASMR Mooms: Stealthy American Haachama Sana (if she is still here): he can't handle the aussie Bonus: Kobo: Kusogaki energy off the charts Kobo + Regis: Blue-sogaki Double Trouble Oliie: PP jokes Gura + Ame: you know the deal. Gura + Kobo: similar to Kobo + Regis, but extra

[@Noobie2k7]

Kobo is like that hidden away optional boss that's like ten times harder than anything in the main game for no reason.

[@MartyrPandaGaming]

I think part of what makes Kobo so damned funny is that she has a good grasp of English, but some of the more nuanced aspects fly right over her head. This usually results in an exchange being way funnier than it would be with someone that has great English comprehension, like Ollie or Reine. Throw in Kobo's penchant for having absolutely no filter and you've got a Clip Mine.

[@unfortunateapple3077]

I think she only needs time to understand more but yeah, it's really funny when someone jokes with her and she doesn't understand at all 😂 She actually a fast learner in this sense because she said at first her English isn't good, her early English collab she only can mutters some easy, broken English (she barely speaks) and in less than 6 months she already can make proper conversation and bantering with English, I think it's awesome. Maybe give her 6 more months and she will start to understand more nuanced English (but like this is funny too 😂)

[@arnim_zola]

@@unfortunateapple3077 yeah i hope she's learn and more understand

[@Bloodtyrant9154]

Her broken english and baby accent makes you want to put on kids gloves but then she goes full kusogaki on you and you just don't know how to handle it. It's a lose lose situation

[@gohunt001-5]

She certainly seems to have gotten better since the uh Europe incident

[@mariothane8754]

“Are you threatening him?!” “Yeah…” she says, in the middle of writing her threat.

[@waltheof2103]

be safe granpa. wish you all the best

[@Colopty]

Axel's putting in a valiant effort to protect Vesper's sanity, but he's ultimately trying to hold back the ocean with a broom.

[@ensuizan9057]

I think he'll do fine with Kobo, his problems dealing with Bae and Kronii is that he couldn't comprehend zoomers and Kronii's thoughts. Kobo on the other hand has a specific want that you might or might not be able to reason with. If you complete the quest she'll go into super happy mode, if you fail she'll be super bratty until you finish the quest.

[@theguyyouhate]

i also think that for however bratty she is(and she truely is) she rarely goes completly unprovoked. the more you play into her brattyness the more she runs with it. if Vesper just leans into "sure i'm grandpa let's have nice chill game please grandpa can't keep up otherwise" she'll likely not be too bad. on the other hand if he does fight back on her brattyness that's when she goes wild.

[@HANA944]

Yeah that's true 🤣

[@rinayuni5807]

true. I think actually collab with Vesper will also be wholesome. If it's only two of them but if it's a collab with tempus boy, then... it's chaos. Mostly caused by altare.

[@TheSwordsroad]

Oh I hope Vesper's sanity will remain intact long enough for him to get 3D I still need to see him hit the woah

[@Noobie2k7]

The boys couldn't even get 2D models with decent rigging. What makes you think they will get 3D ones anytime soon.

[@dalgona4819]

Kobo about to intervene with Vesper's healthy sleep schedule XD

[@justiron2999]

Kobo asserting dominance.

[@Boyzby]

Kobo's going to be a cakewalk to handle after that "therapy" session with Kronii.

[@_JPkun]

Kobo: Let's f*ckin go!!! Kiara: Who teached you this!? Kobo: Excel! Kiara: AXEEEELLL!!!

[@mrwhite6629]

audible dialogue

[@moisesfreire6408]

Kobo spend to much time with the boys she's becoming a honorary member of Tempus, love it.

[@Malkamok]

"Save soldier Vesper" - this autumn in every holochannel near you

[@jatisoem7472]

Saving Private Vesper

[@Wolfy1012]

There are 2 possible outcomes: 1) Sweet Kobo shows up and Grampire loves her as the little sun shine she is. She'll be toxic for him. 2) Kusogaki Kobo shows up, doesn't get one thing Vesper days, and Gramps fails all his sanity rolls. Either way chat wins and the memes shall be glorious. I'm leaning more towards 1 as she has that sibling dynamic with RAGGUS and it just doesn't fit to Verper's nice personality.

[@HenhousetheRed]

One does not simply refuse Princess Kobo.

[@rpchn5698]

Kobo is a menace

[@macmac277]

ID and EN girls sharing the EN boys lol

[@fragchef477]

"Do you play valorant? Just asking." Yeah, the same way you were just asking when you dropped in on Zeta and Bae.

[@metalsonic8888]

1:10 excellent transcription

[@keepdeathonhold]

I’d like to see the nickname kobo gives Vesper though I’m sure after Bae and Kronii his mind is shattered.

[@muhammadrizkisatria5059]

vesper : except regis,vesper is afraid of blue regis : the blue tamer

[@Gorbz]

There is always Ayame she could ask...

[@crispyapple4955]

Kobo is everyone's lil sis

[@yorginho]

i'm so busy i always lose the context of these things, why shouldn't Kobo and Vesper collab? is there a joke behind i missed?

[@triviakenny6878]

He has poor old heart... And his mental state is so fragile that he will die if disturbed by another shenanigans...

[@Axel_Kasai]

He can't handle the kusogaki energy lol

[@Immopimmo]

Kobo is best Kobo.

[@rqmld]

Grandpa and his grand daughter playing Valo OMG that's gonna be so fun!

[@niki1292]

Something about Kobo as vespers grandchild tickles my belly...

[@totol9761]

Ok Granpa vesper

[@SValeriousY]

Reason vesper looking for sweet embrace of death

[@shaoronmd]

after the 1-2 combo of chaos time, axel is shielding vesper form kobo

[@Altercepez]

How to summon demon lort *play valorant*

[@minimeatball253]

Vesper Run

[@Nex-oz]

I’m glad that Kobo is starting to learn more English since she said she couldn’t speak much back then.

[@harith0silver751]

sasuga demon lord...ez clap guild

[@Fanimati0n]

Altare is the only person who can handle Kobo's energy, because he secretly has the same energy. He just hides it until it's the right time. The difference between a Lord & a God King ig.

[@kurisu6312]

In case it matters 1:12 should be "You aren't wrong, in that case"

[@dearyouann245]

Run vesper OYAAJIII !! 🤣

[@pekoravirus6731]

If she sees you…you’re doomed to play Valorant with her.

[@rbamba1731]

Vesper is going to have another therapy session. This time, he is going to be thr one who gets the treatment.