Kohler Numi High Tech Toilet

The Numi from Kohler is a brand new toilet that costs $6400. The Numi is the definition of luxury and features a fold-out design and an external full-color touch-screen device that controls seat temperature, water pressure, radio stations, and more. The Numi will be available later this year.
The video is a promotional video from Kohler.

[@TommieDuhWeirdo]

Yeah! I want one to put in the middle of my surrounding window living room in my penthouse and use it!

[@dwes49]

Sweet, does it have a built in ashtray and coffee holder?

[@alexandrohutt8421]

Our ancestors shat in a hole in the woods, now look at us, even the Gods shall fear the progress of mankind.

[@nagendra_rao]

You are killing me, man.

[@JodiannWalker77]

I love progress. And you would like to think all of us are progressive. You would like to think that.

[@sjh3217]

I work for a plumbing wholesaler. I have literally witnessed this $10K toilet play Uptown Funk.

[@Metalcorefreak]

...Why is it in the living room near a window!?

[@Ghettofinger]

When your toilet is that amazing, you want EVERYONE to watch you shit on the amazing toilet.

[@ginosmovies]

Question, what happens if the electronics fail??what happens if you have to do # 2 or worse #1 are you still able to flush?Just wondering.

[@jetli80]

does it clean up barf stain well?

[@nisevicka]

We have it in out on-suite and love it.

[@jaljcoki]

is the glass room included?

[@EgaoNoGenki]

@Belindashort Then would you link us to a video of Their most advanced restroom hardware?

[@katievaughan4301]

Oh boy! Gotta have one of those.

[@StandardAI]

does this one have stealth mode like frylocks?

[@DavidSpira]

Welcome to the future. When you take a dump in the numi it's not crap, it's the captains log.

[@brandom215]

pulse oscillate and wave settings on the bidet I wonder why?

[@leinehed]

The room where the toilet chair is shot appears in a lot of different commercials, does anyone know the name of the house? I think it's in LA.

[@mevsplanetearth]

what happens when there´s a blackour and it cannot open or it wont flush?

[@VEGANSAM]

FANTASSTIC!

[@Ramonerdna]

wait....@ 1:03 it says 'user 1'.....how many people can u seat on this thing at a time?

[@JodiannWalker77]

Everyone in the States should have this toilet so that they can be encouraged to use it. And the rest of us outside of the States need to have it so that they can be even more motivated to use a toilet and use it well.

[@Hosito1454]

I loooooveeee it , dear Santa, that's the difference between a toiet and a crapper

[@ksantangelo23]

@Darksider4991 how would it be unsanitary?...

[@thekevo1297]

but can it blend?

[@tandemmontecello]

@Apollobaby446 That actually makes a whole lot of sense.

[@bagladybr1]

Can just see all the grandkids waiting on the lid, looking for the remote, and hitting the floor anyway:)

[@madvigadam]

Finally a toilet that wastes energy instead of simply using water. Does the user still need to "push"?

[@567890dan]

music, now my shit will fly around while im bouncing around to tunes

[@wouterus13]

Funny how there are video's about the nintendo 3ds in the suggestion bar on a video about toilets. Dont know if thats a good thing...

[@ManThatNate]

>Music option on the remote Are you telling me that my remote now supports the option to crap to a soundtrack? MY DREAMS OF POOPING IN RHYTHM TO THE HIT POP SONGS OF TODAY ARE COMING TRUE

[@baileysmooth]

Why is the toilet in their lounge room?

[@spillow762]

I think the music was inappropriate... though I can not think of any appropriate music for this kind of advert.

[@drdubstepper]

@ExiStrife Well, it is entirely possible that they may create a toilet which can analyse your poop and urine, could maybe even test your excrements for any problems. Don't know if this toilet does that, but it could happen. Still, cancer research should probably get priority

[@Ido013]

Glad to see they're finally getting to this decades' Japan toilet technologies XD

[@dadvir]

this is the toilet Al Bundy was dreaming about... whoooooosh!

[@MrCker]

Wow this is high tech!

[@Ma77riK]

@cca211 there better be an emergency mode

[@CraftyLashyCreates]

@Ramonerdna its prob like a computer saves your personalized settings for everyone in the house - seat temp etc... it better for 6.4k jesus

[@ThePantyDroper]

I renovate houses for a living and I'm working on some rich dude's place. He has this toilet. I gave it a try and let me tell you, it is worth every penny. My ass was in heaven.

[@dudeinasuit]

ordering now

[@pumasoledad2001]

I'm still waiting how to use the 3 shells (From Demolition Man)

[@rjframe4410]

thats out, you can look that up

[@Meskarune]

10 years from now, people will this this video is hilarious. Sorta like old cell phone commercials. "Portable and only weights 4 lbs!"

[@toypigeon]

i will wait for the itoilet.

[@DopeDivinity]

HOLY CRAP I THINK THAT TOILETS MORE ADVANCED THAN ME

[@SuperSrsPenguin]

really guys? When does it get netflix support?

[@ap327145]

nice toilet

[@Ciran87]

It also makes Julienne Fries!

[@PrenzT]

Now that's what I call a revolutionary product xD

[@BothHands1]

I would lose that remote in under a week and be left with a 7000$ companion cube.

[@Peztopiary]

That bidet sliding into place, so lewd.

[@Ramonerdna]

i hope the auto-open function is REALLY fast...cuz sumtimes that shit sneaks up on u

[@geothr33]

Ya, I take all my craps in a room with see-through glass walls to ^_^

[@jorykusy]

I want a toilet in the middle of a room viewing the city!

[@virtua_ben]

Is this video suggesting that this toilet is great for using in the middle of a party? Like literally in the middle of the dance floor.

[@Dotgrammy]

Most advanced piece of Technology you'll ever poo on!

[@SuperFunBag]

"Wow sweetly, your new $6400 toilet is wonderful, but I can't feel the seat warmer" "...That's my trash can"

[@MrBlackcherrybomber]

WHOA! What will the world think of next?!

[@katough]

What?? No demonstration?

[@truebassB]

This is a Masterpiece,however when i would have to do my nature's call and having to use this thing i think i would just rip if off and do my need on the pipe's hole,cause having so many things to set and having to wait for the lid to open... Is just a nightmare!

[@qu1xs1lv3r]

the toilet is so pretty ud place it a room that has glass windows for a wall for all the world to see while u take a crap!

[@hailbop2010]

yeah because i want people to walk into my bathroom and be like.."umm wheres your toilet?" and im going to have to tell them it looks like a trash can! and..i am NOT touching that remote! i would also probably lose it O_O, and also to imagine drunk people using it xD i think thats the only thing i want to see of it.

[@kfiliotis]

But you would touch the flush button/lever on a normal toilet.

[@rreserve]

omg this will complete my life

[@Darksider4991]

@ksantangelo23 It's a remote used by someone sitting on a toilet. Think about it, lol.

[@Brambite]

REVOLUTIONARY

[@JohnZorZ]

The only special thing I see about this toilet is the auto opening and closing, and the design as well, while most of the features have been on toilets here in Japan for YEARS, my cheap apartment I live in has a toilet with a heated seat and build in bidet, I just lack the feet warmer and MP3 integration, but overall, not much to get excited about ... especially for $6400

[@tomokomiki]

i was more curious about how the male model presenting the ad than the toilet seat itself...

[@herminekostanyan0705]

👍👍👍

[@ExiStrife]

"Because fuck looking for cures for cancer. Let's make a TOILET."

[@Franciscavid]

have a hight tech moment while your crapping

[@joeya62]

How much time are you going to take on the john? OMG, it warms my feet? LOL - The only thing I need robotic on my toilet is to slap whoever leaves the lid open! hahahah

[@easymoneyjax]

This video is like 50 Shades of Grey or should I say brown

[@TheElliemay8]

WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@ndelima14]

the heated seat will make me feel weird , like some one sat on it

[@breathebliss]

A toilet. Come on...A TOILET! This is just asking for way too much.

[@EgaoNoGenki]

@onishchuk4 I would, if it came with free maintenance/repair vouchers for the next 5 years.

[@kurakurav5]

It has amazing features but I can't take a toilet presented as a luxury item seriously. It just feels like total overkill.

[@Ciran87]

This is hilarious, plain and simple

[@toocoolforu]

The whole city can now see you on your thrown.

[@mps05008]

"I am honored to accept your waste."

[@KusaiPayne]

Its worth buying if it calculates the excreta and suggests of a better diet..😥

[@What_a_piece_of_work_is_a_man]

What if the remote runs out of Batteries??? You can't poop!!! Hahaha!!

[@xxbuggehxx]

Unfortunately if the power goes out and the backup battery dies, the toilet will not flush.

[@ProDuoFoe]

WOW thats great! Now i can change the way my poop spins when i flush! :D

[@phanpiggy]

Taking a shit just got a lot more high-tec.

[@KevinZhaoSSWW]

i like it

[@aprilzhu8785]

科勒?

[@KevinZhaoSSWW]

April Zhu 嗯 纳米智能马桶

[@picsmics4]

I WANT

[@twodarkmc]

o shit!!

[@Grilinctus]

I don’t think I could bring myself to touch that remote…

[@douro20]

The thing costs more than a Toto Neorest.

[@bagelboi66]

When a toilet becomes a status symbol, can the apocalypse be far behind?

[@jeffhobden6530]

Honey where's my dinner jacket and cufflinks I need to go for a shit!

[@slmazadza]

Aparently, its gonna have a ''FART SILENCER''

[@aaronfelde5403]

we sell it at lowes missoula mt for 4500 may give you ten percent off two if you really want one :)

[@itscarlosreally]

The Fjartzenpiipi X))

[@RichieThimmaiah]

Thinking out of the 'box' .....

[@BDPlaythroughs]

Oh, sure, you may laugh now, but wait until they install a never-ending self generated generator, a self restocking fridge filled with a never ending supply of Mountain Dew, and a computer equipped with World of Worldcraft! And Dig-Dug! Mustn't forget the Dig-Dug! Gentlemen, I present to you the fine future of humanity! Available for purchase online, we'll even deliver it to our home and install it in the basement! And as an added bonus, we'll even relocate you right on top of it! Preorder now!

[@TheReapersSon]

Does anyone find it hilarious that this is all over a fucking toilet? A TOILET! LOL

[@notree666]

I wouldnt even wanna shit in that..Its prob worth more then my car lol

[@VictoorAugustoo1]

quero uma

[@TheGreatAfricanGuru]

imagine you live in the penthouse on the top floor and one cold winter day you rush home cause you desperately need take a dump imagening all the way up while you are in the lift sitting on your luxuriously warm toilet seat but then you get inside only to find that your electricity has been disconnected and you can't lift the lid of your fantasy toilet seat. you sure are going to wish you didn't have that last quarter pounder.

[@Morelze]

Dear Santa...