THE VIKING CRUSADE FOR BYZANTIUM?! - CK2 THE CONQUEROR ACHIEVEMENT RUN!

THE VIKING CRUSADE FOR BYZANTIUM?! Absolutely! Especially since the Venetians said so!!! Join me, Koifish, as I try to complete one of the RAREST achievements in the game, The Conqueror! An achievement that has us transforming our vikings into Normans, and then into Englishmen! Truly a great challenge!
This is the third video out of four, with an EPIC Crusader Kings 2 game that spans almost 400 years, full of legendary warriors, saints and secretive sneaky snakes!
Will Koifish be able to complete the Achievement? Will the Vikings be able to take over England? Will they stand the test of time? Find out in this video!
I'm playing with all the DLC, including the latest (and greatest): CK2 Holy Fury! Holy Fury just adds so much good stuff to the game!
#CrusaderKings2 #CK2 #Koifish

[@Koifish]

*PART THREE OF THE EPIC NORMAN SAGA* Hello hello! The fourth and most likely last part will be uploaded next week, so keep your eyes open for that! :D More epic videos to come! Make sure to LEAVE A LIKE and comment down below what achievement i should try next! And make sure to Subscribe and click the bell icon, or else the *NORMANS* will come and get you!

[@alexlazarre4252]

Lit

[@haramortari]

Lit

[@jkbrech]

Don’t leave us waiting another three weeks, actually upload please

[@marcus4046]

when you say you want the translator to translate the speech before the battle but you doing even have captions on the video smh....

[@IamnotfromUSA]

I think you should try to Create the Kingdom of Camelot in CK2

[@Rwl3x]

I'm gonna use "HE'S A SAINT?!" as my ringtone.

[@paritoshd]

Might I recommend, "I have a sleeve up my ass?"

[@rickysmith2126]

thats actual gold

[@ollaniuspius1211]

Timestamp?

[@cursedex3755]

@@ollaniuspius1211 He doesnt say it in this video but in his introduction to the video he always says it

[@bordergore7623]

Ben Clarks he would’ve said it in part 4 but he canceled the series.

[@Chefkejr]

"your last supper doesn't have to be every night, Jesus" I'm actually in tears😂

[@linked_soul]

*Venetians change Crusade Target to Byzantium* Hey I‘ve seen this one!

[@videotroll72]

Koifish so good at CK2 he getting achievements he aint even going for

[@someorclad9738]

It is confirmed then. Koifish has finally beaten Arumba. All hail the great lion fish thing of the north!

[@huomagachi8519]

He's a koifish lol. It's an actual fish.

[@wojciechkowalski8061]

Koifish every single battle: COME ERE YOU BASTERDS!!!

[@paritoshd]

Are you the guy that Charles Manson killed with Sharon Tate?

[@francopintado4473]

Gives Egypt to a random man, only to holy crusade it later. That's the true way of a Normand

[@Archangel71]

17:17 "The second Jesus got sent to China" _Tai Ping flashback intensifies_

[@ollaniuspius1211]

The image of a fiercely bearded Koifish wearing a greathelm too big for his head is now burned in my memory because of this.

[@fabiomorandi3585]

Just got an idea for a joke mod while watching this video: a "ginger" trait bestowing immunity to both magical corruption and possession, because the bearers of the trait would have nothing to corrupt or manipulate.

[@obtuse186]

And a flat general opinion -10

[@fabiomorandi3585]

@@obtuse186 And if you're a member of Lucifer's Own, a +50 with temple vassals because you've managed to do the impossible: con the Devil himself XD

[@obtuse186]

@@fabiomorandi3585 as an English man, I've always suspected the Celts to secretly be a coven of Satan's spawn.

[@fabiomorandi3585]

@@obtuse186 That's a gross oversimplification, since not all Celts are ginger and not all gingers are culturally celtic.

[@obtuse186]

@@fabiomorandi3585 tomato, pomato. The truth is, Celts are born of the devil and you will *never* change my mind.

[@pith6054]

"I should really alert the Chinese, maybe he's you know, Hong Kong?" Thankyou Koifish very cool

[@walnzell9328]

Hopefully that grand cathedral in Paris doesn't burn down in a thousand years.

[@DJFK777]

These videos are like a crazy historian's feverish nightmare and I love every second of them

[@marsdecastro9881]

(As soon as he wears the crusader helment)*dies* Too holy for him!

[@math3000]

Koifish: _prays to Jesus Christ to win the crusade_ Byzantium: _prays to Jesus Christ to win the war_ Jesus: bruh

[@tancreddehauteville9983]

10:12 YOU LOST A QUICK CHARACTER??? I would have rage quit 😂

[@MrDUneven]

I feel like the game hates all my genius heirs. Just once you manage to get one, educate them to god tier, prepare to give them lands and stuff, game decides they are depressed and kills them off. Now your heir is cousin Steve, whos all stats are 4.

[@blackgenetics6206]

MrDUneven Yeah true but that’s why you have to micro manage most characters when you’re the king, even for your vassals so they all end up decent. Assign Guardianship is such a powerful tool.

[@paritoshd]

Holy fuck true norman here.

[@VictorBillordo]

Yay! More of Koifish's CK2 :)

[@flotnar2512]

Really loving this series koi we need more of norman vikings crusading for egypt and giving it back

[@BabyHands14]

"sounds like the suburbs of Birmingham" you, good sir, are fantastically accurate

[@plebisMaximus]

Perhaps the real crusades were the friends you made along the way.

[@Doctor_Jekyll]

This saga runs like a damn fever dream!

[@rage3100]

This series has me on my toes.. God I love it

[@Dvut]

Why is there my dad in the patreons list... That explains a lot

[@plutarchvonpluto6439]

5:24 Constantinopolitans: "Why do I hear boss music?"

[@onetwothreefourfive12345]

Without exaggerating, that was the best intro I have ever seen. You are an absolute genius.

[@mee8801]

I think I need to take some medicine.i mean it's not a bad fever dream.

[@PaulEIvory]

Roman Empire next?

If you thought Cypriot Central Nile was cursed then you haven't seen _Nomadic Khazarian Cornwall!_

[@tf2664]

Time for a fricken crusade

[@koffeemonsta]

Thanks Koifish, really cool

[@somedude9431]

I haven't subscribed to koifish yet but will do so either when he uploads the next part of this or crusader kings 3 comes out...whichever comes first.he needs some motivation like my chancellor trying to fabricate a claim.

[@jamiebell9180]

I love ck2 can’t wait for TommyKayLIVE to play ck3 when it comes out

[@PermadeathHD]

Jamie Bell that’s cool but why are you commenting that on a koifish video lmao

[@TheFacialHairsBeardy]

FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD

[@ГригорійВеремієнко-ж2н]

FOR THE HOME OF THE HOLY

[@Arcanai21]

The Epic saga continues.

[@ogaucho6235]

"To invade England, we must first conquer France" - Some Norman madlad

[@eddieryan7246]

Where is part 4 😭

[@umama7542]

Was i the only one expecting a joke when he built a grand cathedral in paris like “hopefully it doesn’t burn down” or something?

[@danielpeter8767]

Best video ever

[@Unbottled.Water23]

Koifish should finish that crusader Kings II playlist

[@yoshiboi5989]

Koifish has gained the trait "poet"

[@lololeos2665]

koifish "alfons" means "pimp" in Polish

[@wyattconnolly3851]

i watched this 17 seconds after it was uploaded fastest i ever done

[@user-dz7zv8hm4s]

Koifish, you are so good in ck2, i hope we will see more beatiful achivemnents

[@TheCaesarMania]

Do you guys remember the old Yu Gi Oh Tv cartoon on CW?

[@cezarivanciu1620]

Hell yes more CK2 boisssssss

[@malachi3025]

Koifish, you started the British colonization a little early.

[@vietimports]

he handed egypt back to the egyptians and condemned them to another crusade

[@thitalo1239]

16:48 new dean martin...?

[@harryfarrar1540]

Sabaton Last stand YEAH!

[@TheKnizzine]

This is the most interesting history in the multiverse

[@alexlazarre4252]

Me early trying to thing of a funny comment

[@skaut_games7644]

2:01 what is this sound I need to know

[@chaos9731]

Its called "tradition" which is from a movie called fiddler on the roof

[@skaut_games7644]

@@chaos9731 thanks man

[@valandes1861]

Now whenever I see Anatolia, I see Calradia

[@rickysmith2126]

I CANNOT HELP MY'SELF I FEEL IVE BEEN WATCHING AND ENJOY'ING SO MUCH KOIFISH CONTENT>!!!!!!!! I DEMAND MOOOORRREEEEE!!!! HAHAHA!!! ....love your content plzzzz make so much. as u even when u and the wonderful ms' koifish make koifish offspring together ( presumably hahaha again :P ) i still demand content before and after the koifish child is born. LMFAO i was trying to channel the Koifish himself when i was typing this.. TYVM. MORE LOL

[@paritoshd]

Wow.

[@marcosribeiro4362]

Eu amo.esse canal e vou defender com todas minhas forças

[@andrebonds4199]

14:17 lmao, that whole speech

[@sco2oter]

What is the soundtrack you use for the jews?? I cant find it anywhere

[@flargle1967]

It’s from fiddler on the roof

[@sco2oter]

Thank you! It was fiddler on the roof - tradition

[@delp4287]

I Love youre vids

[@ENTProductions]

Looking at that cursed Anatolia makes me feel sad...

[@sovietgrim1950]

Koifish: 10 ads for u

[@valonyaver600]

The description says this is the first part lol

[@YunsAvatar]

The moment that you realize Koifish is the beard for his wife... in the game.

[@zaherhaidar8078]

Did anyone else see part 2 in the beginning of the video?

[@mrCongoblast]

When does the part "He's a saint?!?!" come? :/

[@MatthewMcRowan]

hey TommyKay nice video once again

[@MatthewMcRowan]

lmao you play without shattered retreat and defensive pacts that makes this game as easy as beating an 8yr old girl

[@math3000]

so, when are you doing the SPQR achievement?

[@kidsgaming594]

Good video

[@Sion879]

How dare you betray Byzantium!

[@walnzell9328]

Jesus when the Orthodox pray for Constantinople's saftey and the Catholics pray for it to fall: **Nervous sweating**

[@kodexeighteighteight]

What's the background music called that's playing at 2:21

[@Olafr_Warrior]

Koifish the camgirl I like that one

[@fleecejohnsonbandit]

best accent ever lmao

[@nerdygamingofficial]

Gave up Egypt jus to crusade it lmao

[@KaramonTheHyborean]

Jurchen and Norman children..... so Jurmans? Cough*Germans*Cough

[@bermby]

Yes

[@th3highwayman]

What's the sound/music that plays every time he mentions Jews?

[@abdellahelbakal7186]

Hi

[@fatmanyevo6235]

Yeu barhsturds

[@FriendlyArchpriest]

As a catholic sympathizer I approve of this video! DEUS VULT!

[@r30413]

11:28 Gandalf???

[@tomaszzalewski4541]

For Jesus!!!!

[@swietomir_piotrowicz]

Does anyone know the name of the song from Koifish's outro?

[@rooseveltalviar3380]

Have you ever had 12 children in ck2 as emperor then put your 1st and 2nd son as a kings then ypur. Favourite close to you as your spy master cause hes loyal but your 2nd child kills him then you thought 1st child killed 3rd child so you war on him you both die. 2nd son inherits everything.

[@jthomas7453]

Part 4? :(

[@RMadaraPlay]

How dare you enter the crusade for Byzantium

[@freezelyz]

when u said that u will do 2 video at week but only cut one video on many pieces.. )

[@nikaimerlishvili6347]

The guy who disliked the video is probably From egypt and he doesnt like crusaders ;)

[@lebunnytalagrand1383]

mon dieux...

[@m.n.8479]

WHAT'S THE JEW MUSIC!!!!!

[@huomagachi8519]

Tradition

[@user-gw5df2br5k]

What is the song he uses for the jews?

[@bannableusername93]

hesus

[@ChristosGoulios]

How dear you

[@maddoxlacy9072]

What can I say? England just cant help but colonize Africa. *you cannot escape your fate*

[@szarusz]

yo?

[@castairl9815]

beannachtaí ó Éirinn🇮🇪

[@partypartisan1801]

Why do you sound like a blend between a norwegian and a swede

[@user-yw2ro8fn8j]

Xd

[@gunner38ED]

Jesus foreskin... I read something different.

[@themoosemanguy1537]

I require the Jew music.

[@huomagachi8519]

Tradotion

[@BVBrocks927]

I almost vomited from 6 add spots on a 18 minute video. That's 1 every three minutes bruh. This is why people turn on adblock.

[@Koifish]

There won't be an ad in every of those spots :) It's on average 2 per person, which is reasonable. No ad spots = no lights on in my apartment