Kokichi Brushes your hair | headphone warning | Kokichi x listener |

[@Cubva]

* aggressively knocks door * “YO YO YO HOMIE- what tf..” Fun fact: I had to bang on my actual bedroom door for this and my mom was staring at me like I was crazy * bites lip cutely *

[@ak4l145]

YO YO YO WASSUP

[@Miawluv-q1k]

HaLLLo

[@brandibabyyy1]

Nani- salutations ko-

[@venti_4297]

“YO YO YO SHAWTY- wtf-” Tv:IM AN INTERNATIONAL SUPER SPYYYYYYYYY -based on a true story

[@Saniyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

@@venti_4297 to finish off the song. *SUPERSPYYYYYYYYYYYYY*

[@podactor23]

"I PROMISE I'd be gentle-" Me: My mother has brushed my hair, i dont trust you

[@greenigobbli9004]

Moms be brutal with brushing hair

[@kyoaika1836]

This is so relatable 😂

[@Donniez.]

fr like my head is always sore 5 mins later loll

[@thatonekokichikinnie9647]

Me brushing my hair: soft Mom brushing my hair: **burning in hell*

[@brdxeexe]

NO NO GENTLEEEEEE NO MORE GENTLE

[@bottlegod7648]

I literally imagine kokichi going around to EVERYONES room and just annoys them for like 30 minutes, then moves onto the next person-

[@skyxcl4993]

He would tho that's the thing 💀

[@rinn9642]

FUCKING CANNON.

[@digital-dumbass]

Can I steal this headcannon pls

[@randomperson4156]

Kokichi: let me turn off this fan, it’s so noisy! Me: DON’T TURN IT OFF IT’S HOT IN HERE BRO 😭

[@randomperson4156]

(I’m listening to this every time I brush my hair 😌)

[@Buzzybee374]

*Remembers Berleezy*

[@kathieg470]

ITS SUMMER AND IM DIEING TURN IT ON

[@randomperson4156]

@@kathieg470 ikr 😭

[@leehooni2994]

yeah

[@scarakisser_com]

my hair is actually wet and messy- YEAH KOKICHI, BRUSH MY HAIR

[@kyoaika1836]

I brushed my hair yesterday but before that I hadn’t in weeks :,$

[@luvvy.m]

Kokichi: can I lay on your chest?? Me: oh yeah sure Kokichi: WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN Me: I SAID YES NOW ARE YOU GOING TO LAY THERE OR NOT?!? 💦🔫 (water gun)

[@Steph-bh4mz]

POV: it’s not a gun 👁👄👁💅

[@brandibabyyy1]

AHHHHHH HE CALLED ME CRACKER JACK 🥺🤚

[@captainhaema]

I knowwww I was very flustered 😭😳

[@tala8012]

@@captainhaema EXACTLY 😭❤️

[@fredwilliams3289]

Kokichi:can I lay on your chest Me:boy no lay on the pillow Kokichi:WHY YOUR SO MEAN Me: get it from my mama

[@leehooni2994]

LOL

[@ember_0853]

*thanks Kokichi, i haven’t brushed my hair for days-*

[@mia_0301]

Տᗩᗰᗴ.... ._.

[@lazyartz5589]

Wait y’all brushed your hair?

[@yeahimanit]

If I said that id be wrong i haven't brushed it till' last friday-

[@YourMom-jl9dz]

Same

[@someyellowandgreenbird247]

I brush my hair all the time bc it gets so matted-

[@chocolatechipeggos1825]

Hearing Kokichi totally fucking up my door nob reminds me of the “I took your door nob off” vine. :)

[@jjoker5]

I WENT WHEEZING AT THE START THAT I ALMOST DIED💀 **AGREESIVE BANGING** "YO YO YO HOMIE wtf"

[@K0l0h3]

OMG SAME

[@amelitabautista2655]

Kokichi: “Can I lay on your chest?” Me: “Oh su-“ Kokichi: “ WAAAH YOUR SO MEAN!”

[@kyoaika1836]

Kokichi: “What are you watching?” Me, who’s always listening to an ASMR playlist consisting of Kokichi, Nagito, and Shuichi x listeners: *Panic* NOTHING!

[@PGOuma]

Name checks out then 😳

[@kyoaika1836]

@@PGOuma oh that isn’t even half of it 🤡

[@TXC-mt2vf]

@@PGOuma Your user name 💀

[@TXC-mt2vf]

@@kyoaika1836 u guy's usernames bruh😭

[@kyoaika1836]

@@TXC-mt2vf what, it isn’t a lie :3

[@captainhaema]

Kokichi: Can I lay on your chest? Me: Oh sure Kokichi: WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN Me: CHRIST I LIKED MY EARDRUMS DAMN AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN I SAID YES

[@thatonekokichikinnie9647]

S h U m A i ? ?

[@captainhaema]

@@thatonekokichikinnie9647 Hi

[@thatonekokichikinnie9647]

@@captainhaema what are you doing here??-

[@thatonekokichikinnie9647]

@@captainhaema i can tell your lying- awwww is it because you like kokichi or something??

[@thatonekokichikinnie9647]

@@captainhaema am gonna tell kokichi 🙃✨

[@Simp_ASMR]

Kokichi: can I brush your hair?! My curls: so I see, you've chosen death ☠️👄☠️

[@Cubva]

HAHAHAHAHA

[@nxct0ic204]

OMG HI WE MEET AGAIN

[@-Jupiter--qn6dm]

HAHAHA-

[@kittiekitz3466]

SAME HERE 😔

[@S4turn_0n_p4wzzz]

**W E E Z**

[@Saniyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Him: what soap you use? Me: what 10 cans of hairspray do you use?

[@Saniyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Also im boutta change my name to crackerjack just for this

[@brdxeexe]

Yeah!

[@ziggy669]

the title: kokichi brushes your hair me who has short unkept hair: *yes*

[@brdxeexe]

Me, but medium hair: *yas queen*

[@marz2440]

Kokichi: can i brush your hair? Me: “That’s PHYSICALLY impossible.”

[@avamcnally9196]

Kokichi saying “Hey crackerjack!” Is so soothing for whatever reasons

[@cakepops3124]

Kokichi: oh now I see you! The big lump under the covers! Me: yeah I’m sleep deprived I’m trying to sleep

[@brdxeexe]

Now screw off, we trying to sleep over here

[@cakepops3124]

@@brdxeexe BRO THE FACTS

[@Miawluv-q1k]

THIS IS SO CUTE AHGAHHAGHGAHGAH WHY CANT HE BE REALLLLLLLL 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@robertjenkins995]

TRUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

[@K0l0h3]

Kokichi: can i brush your hair? My 25 inches of hair: i have too many knots. Are you really sure?

[@Blue3elody]

3:35 I can't imagine the scene when Kokichi punch Kibo lol

[@_Yeeboi_]

Imagine using your bare hand to punch thick metal

[@YuukaruChax]

i was like did you break your hand 😃

[@RylieLightBulb]

Only five second in and I’m laughing hysterically- This is the type of VA content I love!! You’ve got yourself another subscriber

[@Cubva]

AWWW TYSM!

[@holysodaa5837]

Kokichi: Can I brush your hair? Me: I don’t think i- Kokichi yes! Let me grap your brush Me: Cry’s in dry hair 👁💧👄💧👁

[@xiccerz]

Ah yes grap

[@holysodaa5837]

@@xiccerz Dam i must up (ಥ _ʖಥ)

[@nameless_procrastinator]

We must G R A P le brush… yes…

[@holysodaa5837]

@@nameless_procrastinator Indeed

[@3nergy_Drnk]

I feel like Kokichi would brush your hair and tease you at the same time-

[@Cubva]

HE WOULD!!!

[@SmellyMaggot]

Me: Laying down and not moving. Also me: gets up My hair: rats nest it is 😌😌

[@vroomvroom2613]

Kokichi calling me a crybaby 🧍🏻‍♀️

[@cute3710]

Why does the fandom hates kokichi with a burning passion

[@deginaejohnie868]

HOW.. I LOVE HIM

[@cute3710]

@@deginaejohnie868 ikr he’s bae

[@Cubva]

To be honest I understand why people hate him because he did a lot of bad things in the game but I love him😄

[@GemGem-hearts]

Wait what I thought most people love him like I do

[@Justarandomartist28]

Maybe because I’m the game, he messed up the trials and played the sort of twisted antagonist who’s just there to screw up your day...but cmon he’s a very beautiful character😚

[@brandibabyyy1]

BRUH I LOVE HIM

[@stargoldchild]

Sameeee!!!😚

[@goofygoober9381]

Me too

[@captainhaema]

Sameeeee

[@darkstuffgeek3168]

SAME

[@NotTobey5]

I got done watching a “musical” about mha and I wheezed so much during it

[@fishmilk0]

mha is good but the fandom is fucking horrible it kinda ruined everything for me

[@NotTobey5]

@@fishmilk0 tell me about it 🙄

[@sockflopper6633]

@@fishmilk0 ikr that’s why I try and find the good side-

[@oh.6155]

“Can I lay on your chest?” Me: *broken k1b0 noises* “WAAH YOUR SO MEAN.”

[@darkstuffgeek3168]

this is the funniest kokichi x listener i have ever listened too and i love it

[@wyatt5426]

THE BEGININF I CANT OMFG WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DO THAT AKSBKZBSJZ

[@staritrix]

Don't brush my hair Kokichi... you can comb it instead since my hair is curly and we hate damage 😄💜

[@Fzzyboy_tea]

Mines literally so curly he would have to wait for me to take a shower 😭💀

[@eggspooning3900]

"You know, the usual." PLDAHSHA

[@Cubva]

😭😭

[@christmastea9444]

great, a whole “romantic” conversation was created because my hair got brushed. *obtained friendship*

[@nxct0ic204]

the fact I was under my covers like all the way on my phone-

[@justyara_4679]

" You can tRy to brush my hair Let me just take it out of the braids real quick-"tHeRe YoU gO" 👩‍🦱

[@Կսռø-w6i]

okay- I ACTUALLY DID BRUSH MY HAIR THREW THIS AND WoW IS MY HAIR SOFT-

[@brdxeexe]

Same-

[@brdxeexe]

“What are you watching on your phone there? Show me pleaseeeee!” No, kokichi, NO.

[@cucumber7199]

Cucumber Ap‎‎proved

[@grellzoldyck4522]

Alluka approved that you said cucumber approved

[@tsovdub1457]

The knock in the beginning 🧍‍♀️

[@S3R14LCR13R_]

Kokichi: What are you watching on your phone? Me: I-- uh--

[@heartzfromrhamslee]

ayo get your hands off my hair kokichi my hairs thick and sensitive

[@sunnny._.]

Kokichi: Can I brush your hair? Me: Uh ok sure Kokichi: BECAUSE I WANT TO WHY OTHER REASON? Me: I said sure so wtf

[@rebeccarodger1430]

“What do you mean I’m being too aggressive” Me who’s mum basically yanked all my hair out every time she brushed it: oh no, trust me this is light-

[@lolatheidiot50000]

Kokichi: I wanna see what your watching! Me watching Kokichi x listener videos: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....... No.

[@ghost-xx1du]

*Kokichi attacks door* Me: TF IT'S OPEN DUMBA$$

[@lala46010]

Oh please, PLEASE keep doing Kokichi content 🙏

[@user-iq7qn8nc9e]

I'm a little late but it’s okay , also thanks for the video I loved it!

[@strawberry3881]

I love your freaking Kokichi videos, they are adorable, and melt my heart I swear -w-

[@leehooni2994]

Kokichi: your so dramatic. Me: how dare you.

[@Kami-tl9rh]

PLEASE " Yo yO Yo hOmiE " Me: PLEASE-

[@deginaejohnie868]

Bro, I love this keep doing amazing content like this!

[@Cubva]

Tysm.

[@martydeanda7002]

I fucking love this I really love when people say nice things about my hair it's wavey and poofy and people seem to love it

[@nagihoe578]

my mishearing of one of the lines: “my hair sucks” - my reaction: “B--- HOW TF U GET UR HAIR TO DO THAT-“

[@gachadove1490]

Kokichi;what are you watching Me; an asmr

[@hxpeko]

2:19 "I'll promise I'll be *gentle*" "you're so *drama*tic" okay uh is this connected to dear kotoko

[@thatonejelly8569]

*bold of you to assume that i let anyone near my hair*

[@Decayingcandycorn]

Kokichi: can I lay on your chest? My flat chested 4ss: *deep inhale* what chest?

[@moriko8928]

im dramatic? says the peaceful budoko who almost broke down my door XD

[@venti_4297]

why was the beginning how I greet my friend- once I walked into my friend watching backyardigins (idk how to spell it) and that was my exact reaction "YO YO YO SHAWTY-.....what tf -"

[@bluegirl1230]

*AW WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN* That made me jump so much💀✋

[@millieashido6295]

Me: why tf is he lying about soap *realizes Me: RIIIGHT, we’re talking about kokichi

[@GemGem-hearts]

I thought he was gonna brush my hair so roughly

[@salomeshalome]

“can i brush ur hair” i mean unless you wanna spend 5 hrs doin box braids sure.

[@Kanroji423]

Thank you I haven’t brushed my hair in a week

[@eggspooning3900]

WJWGSJ THIS IS SO MUCH LIKE KOKICHI GREAT JOB

[@Cubva]

TYSM! 😭😭

[@leehooni2994]

Kokichi: Can i brush your hair? Me: *my wet nappy hair* Yeah but my hair is nappy.

[@2_tiny_]

You have officially made it possible for me to laugh myself to sleep 😀

[@Cubva]

Wow😦

[@2_tiny_]

@@Cubva You have the power of comedy my friend 😌

[@Cubva]

@@2_tiny_ awww ty pal!

[@sneakyraccoon3956]

I get these warm sensations when someone gently plays with my hair or brushes it, I have no idea why, it goes like- boom boom, super warmmmm

[@cupcakezxd7348]

Oh I punched keebo- Me: YOU DID WHAT!!

[@NappingAngel8495]

Kokichi: What soup do you use? Me: *…* do I look like myself-

[@mrsgirl6415]

Thanks kokichi. *I HAVENT BRUSHED MY HAIR IN A YEAR*

[@meowdyimfelix]

Don't know why but this got rid of my dysphoria so thanks

[@elykii]

"YO YO YO HOMIE-"

[@LarsonElle]

Kokichi…👀👉👈 i have lice

[@sneakyraccoon3956]

Kokichi: can I lay on your chest? Me: I'm not ready for that yet-

[@king_Kacee]

Kokichi: Can I brush your hair? Me with short hair:👁️👄👁️

[@GOTHBOI557]

You make my day everytime 💓😊🥺

[@Cubva]

♥️♥️♥️

[@octoriiiii]

Kokichi just obliterated our door 😀

[@PastelDollastic]

I THOUGHT KOKICHI WILL KICK OUR DOO-

[@Cubva]

BAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[@ThWrdcrHus]

“Whatcha watching on your phone there?” Me: something

[@nxct0ic204]

WAIT WAIT WAIT 4:08 WHAT WAS THAT DID HE- HUH? Did he do what I think he did, or is it my sleep-deprived mind making things up?

[@Cubva]

If you think he kissed you then you would be correct

[@nxct0ic204]

@@Cubva :0 that is what I thought-

[@Cubva]

@@nxct0ic204 😼

[@cookiebleep3806]

Why did i fine this so cute and funny in comfort me so much tymsssss 😭✨

[@Silly_Patches]

**Aggressively knocking on door** ROSIE(my doggo) HELP MEEEE

[@tofuu-nofuu913]

PLS I CANT THE SLAMMING KNOCKING

[@doc.detective]

Too much cuteness 👌😩✨

[@Moalover.]

I love this for no reason 🏃🏽‍♀️💨

[@elykii]

I WAS SUMMONED

[@brandibabyyy1]

SAME- PTFFFFF

[@goofygoober9381]

I was too

[@sarahhlt8036]

"can i lie on your chest" Kokichi you might feel like your lying down on concrete

[@forevertress]

KOKICHI I WAS WATCHING DOGS TWERK!!!😠

[@ak4l145]

KOKICHI MY BOY

[@Cubva]

* in charter * AYYYYYYYYY

[@adorecheirosa]

@@Cubva my friend calls me a Kokichi simp help me 😭😭😭 (maybe i am a simp 😈😈😈)

[@Cubva]

@@adorecheirosa Knowing that you’re here alarms me that you’re a Simp

[@adorecheirosa]

@@Cubva >:0000 how dare you assume UnU

[@adorecheirosa]

@@Cubva i just be watching these dr roleplays cuz i’ve seen nagito and junko and some kaede on different channels i think 💀💀

[@yuii4954]

Me:hates my hair brushed Also me:a simp for kokichi

[@sereinics1486]

me: i hate kokichi! also me:

[@rune9506]

The "What the fuck" made me laugh

[@jasbutnotjazzyet2763]

1:07 I was watching coraline specifically the part where it ruined my childhood 😏

[@1mInYourWalls]

Thanks kokichi dear- I mean just kokichi-

[@Abby_Saupp]

WAIT WAIT WAIT HOLD UP- IF HIFUMI LIKES 2D GIRLS, DOES THAT MEANS HE LISTENS TO ASMRS OF THEM-? I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THIS CAME FROM I WAS LITERALLY DRAWING AND THEN IM LIKE “HuH i WoNdEr WhAt ThAt cOuLd MeAn!”

[@Cubva]

OH GOD!?

[@Abby_Saupp]

HELP I KEEP OVER THINKING THIS 😭