Kokichi is late for work

Hopefully I did Kokichi some justice.
Late for work by Dane Cook
• Late For Work - Dane Cook

[@F3yris]

shuichi: You sleep whit a sparkly tedybear. kokichi: He is my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS 1:50

[@ratlord7030]

Kokichi: im really strong Rantaro: you cried about snakes for a good five hours Kokichi: tHEY HAVE NO LEGS YOU INSENSITIVE BITCH

[@leuver]

Himiko: Hello this is your captain speaking Kokichi: AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING! Himiko: Quiet Kokichi Kokichi: *AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA!*

[@vflower6338]

Kokichi: I'm so tall Rantaro: You couldnt even reach the top of the fridge to get the god damn fanta. Kokichi: *WELL IM SORRY THAT IM NOT 5,10*

[@zeeboyzee3716]

Actually its OUMA gosh

[@thatonepekokinnie]

Now 200 likes ✨\(>o

[@uhhhahhh4793]

i want a monokuma clock, damn.

[@Malakai__WeLoveYouMafumafu]

rip your sanity if you ever get that clock lol

[@fangirlkyra3451]

I do too I would have a good excuse why I wasn't at school

[@boomerbotyaoi]

monoclocka

[@MiuIruma]

Whenever it wakes you up it just screams "IT'S PUNISHMENT TIME!"

[@junebug296]

me to ngl just a dangaronpaa weeb being a dangaronpa weeb

[@sylvieshuu]

Yeah, of course Shuuichi accepts him ;)

[@imchansbf]

It’s over-rated, but In a good way- I mean, Oma does like Shuichi cannonly so

[@junebug296]

ngl kokichi would work with shuichi but like i meannn

[@sylvieshuu]

KZbin never notifies me until like the third reply but whatever y'all ship I respect your opinions

[@junebug296]

@@sylvieshuu NO like i do ship oumasai

[@Marsbarssssss]

monokumaluvsdespair Bruh ok I hate when people start to hate on others for actually enjoying a good ship. Like dude just shut up. Nobody cares ok yeah it’s overrated but still, It’s a good ship that people enjoy. If you dislike it then just zip your lips and let others enjoy Omasai. :]

[@manyyoumas]

im fucking dead

[@KOKICHI_IS_ALIVE]

Lol

[@skibidikitten]

THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE-

[@hatenayousei]

I love kokichi he is so cute

[@MotorcycleCheetah]

Being late because of sleep is the wooooorst! Because you can’t just will yourself awake, when you’re asleep you got NO CONTROL!!! You are literally trapped in your own body, you cannot move if you’re not awake. It’s the worst. Whenever I’d be late, I’d always be straight with my boss; I’d say: “No bullshit, I just overslept. Sorry.” And I think they at least appreciated my honesty, because they never fired me... ;-;

[@Nerkmit]

Rip Kokichi Oma

[@DazaiOsammu]

This is hilarious

[@KOKICHI_IS_ALIVE]

Fr

[@themagicman6803]

In truth, could have easily said that you weren't feeling good and called in sick.... It's one of the most believable excuses as long as you can act the part....

[@digitalsa1nt]

Since when do I work? I think you lying

[@ev1lvcr147]

1:53 I am the new mana- yes

[@clover284]

*_öūr møvįêš brïñg ÿõür fùtúrė_*

[@yellow-guy-doi]

Cute boi

[@hanasia5866]

xD wtf?

[@misswannadie.9397]

Of course kokichi is involved in some story with lies

[@BayOfWulf]

the first thing i thought was his adorable “its a lie!”

[@tauanunknownplaymaker3992]

"The Salt and Pepper Diner."

[@kkichiouoma8630]

Miss Wanna Die. Yes of course it would have lies. C a u s e I m a l i a r

[@tauanunknownplaymaker3992]

@@kkichiouoma8630 Yes yes, we can see that. Thank you Ouma.

[@kkichiouoma8630]

Hajime Hinata just pointing out the lies. Why? Cause Ima.... L i e detective Why is this comment so long-

[@king_fisherXX]

Kokichi in a perfect nutshell XD

[@lucac0re]

finally *someone else with a kokichi profile picture*

[@EzraTheIdiot]

I like the fact this comment has 666 likes

[@ZayRanG_1702]

I agree XD

[@kokichioma1014]

@@lucac0re I see a lot of them

[@KOKICHI_IS_ALIVE]

Fr

[@karmelartz8152]

“Y-you You didn’t here!? The animals at t-the zoo took hostages! And I was one of the hostages!..”

[@przemogie2329]

The gazzels were dancing on my chest...

[@junebug296]

hes a good liar

[@EzraTheIdiot]

@@junebug296 kokichi The ultimate good liar

[@junebug296]

@@EzraTheIdiot yea

[@kaedeakamatsu73]

This was when Ouma was still learning to Lie

[@fangirlkyra3451]

*Kokichi can't come up with a lie* Me: my last brain-cell just exploded

[@MB-le9ke]

I uhhh Got shot in the head and had to get surgery you just cant see the scars but i was shot in the head

[@ritacamassa]

I see what you’re trying to do Oma

[@MB-le9ke]

@@ritacamassa uhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@passionsweird.1906]

*Ru-ro*

[@carrotsshirley5792]

The day kokichi can't come up with a lie is the day the meteorites are going to come destroy earth 💀💀

[@yippee4021]

"тaĸe a crap on нιѕ cнeѕт" *мaĸeѕ poopιng noѕιeѕ* -oυмa

[@lxzy__kokocandy6223]

*why is this comment so funny tf*

[@neko-san6711]

How to copy comments asking for a friend

[@vocafurnolongeruploading3079]

I’m going to kill myself now

[@tartigle367]

The fact your name is kettle face is amazing 😂

[@kokichioma4997]

Hehehe

[@gamersylveon1358]

Hey Kokichi can I hug you?

[@hydraboss361]

2:08 wow kokichi your room is more cuter then you !

[@kokichioma4997]

@@hydraboss361 FIRST OF ALL I- Sorry for interrupting Kokichi. This is Shuichi typing, i had to stop him from getting mad at you for calling him cute and then telling you a better word he would like.

[@kokichioma4997]

@@gamersylveon1358 maybe

[@hydraboss361]

@@kokichioma4997 oooo suichi ok if there is a only word i can say to kokichi is KOKICHI THE CUTEST PANTA GOD

[@earthqu8]

Clearly some of y’all have never heard of alarms and it shows-

[@NEVERescapingLOVE]

jokes on you, I sleep through those.

[@stan3075]

Happy birthday kokichi!

[@kokichioma4997]

Thanks! 👀

[@tammyaltes4142]

Kokichi Ouma teach me how to lieee

[@kokichioma4997]

@@tammyaltes4142 step one lie

[@dominicking4739]

@@kokichioma4997 lmao

[@ratlord7030]

@@kokichioma4997 step 2 lie _better_

[@lime9985]

THIS VIDEO OFFICER THIS IS THE ONE THAT MURDERED ME

[@averyhuggins2512]

Kokichi: animals were taking people hostages.....I wAS ONE OF THOSE HOSTAGES... *Nah I just set everything on fire*

[@Sillybleh100]

This is chapter 5 in a nutshell

[@Can_OfSodapop]

Kaito’s face expressions are perfect for this

[@ke0606]

*Reads description* *Sees Dane Cook* This is going to be some good shit I was correct

[@dark_inks]

Kokichi: Why do I hear boss music

[@j.jarnold3434]

You think 5 hours is late, I was late to school, ment to get up at 6am , I got up at 5pm, school leaves at 3pm, my mum woke me up. -_-

[@koma4304]

that's not late, that's absent

[@pizzashits]

You weren’t even late you fucking dipped

[@animator2242]

Wow

[@mfstarboy-7]

Damn-

[@hajimehinatadog9385]

I'm always late

[@KOKICHI_IS_ALIVE]

Same but I'm 6 years late

[@dimmy66v4]

Rip Kokichi

[@kmd0000]

i would have just said that i had a major allergic reaction to something and i didn’t feel well enough to leave the house til then

[@DaraTheArsonLady]

Who’d make kokichi the manager 😂😂 someone insane 😂

[@hhhhhsjjs6482]

Why is this most likely cannon tho XD THE FUNNIEST PART WAS WHEN HE SAID LIKE, THEN FIRE STARTED COMING OUT OF HIS BACK IM CRYING

[@aayanommaishi]

I USED THAT BEDROOM BACKGROUND FOR MY GACHA-- OH NO

[@justmovedin]

Your clock will now grow little legs and play little clock jokes on you

[@ratlord7030]

@@justmovedin fuck

[@Nerkmit]

;-;

[@MB-le9ke]

@@justmovedin CRAP

[@EchoStarcast]

THAT SOUNDS LIKE MONOKUMA THOUGH

[@MB-le9ke]

Google search: How to make a 5 and a half hour late excuse

[@quiltiathealphahybrid3555]

Kokichi tell the fricken truth

[@MB-le9ke]

I am

[@honeybeez2365]

@@MB-le9ke no

[@Imamotherfreakingavocado]

5 and a half hours goddamn

[@unl0vedblues126]

Kaito has literally the best sprites 😂

[@carrotsshirley5792]

Why is Kokichi perfect for every Dane Cook routine 😂😂 Edit: he should have just not gone at all and called in, and said he was throwing up the entire day. no one will ask questions.

[@Sebastianslefttoenail]

He should have just said a dentist appointment, great excuse for school

[@tauanunknownplaymaker3992]

He's involved in this, and I'm involved in two stories where I get drunk..

[@peachybubble5044]

Why give it too kokichi tho?

[@BrickFighter13]

Because he had to lie on why he is late

[@MB-le9ke]

Because i was the greatest worker

[@swetlana3304]

Imagine having a monokuma clock and every morning at 8AM it says ,,it'ssss PUNISHMENT TIME!"

[@HellaMustard]

This has nothing to do with anything but I just remembered I share a birthday with Kyoko Also known as today.

[@keyboardnoise8919]

A good 5 and a half hour excuse for being late is saying that you were in a car crash or that you accidentally took the wrong bus

[@melissacraft05]

Great edit!~ hahaha

[@IlyaLavendae]

“ video horizons “ Me: animal crossing new horizons

[@br41nspitt]

I can confirm that this is definitely canon

[@littleunderscore7486]

Kokichi

[@mosquitobug3184]

4:05 i can feel the fear

[@birbelle]

I CANT BREATHEE HAHAHA

[@chaoswisp88]

kaito 😂😂

[@lizzyl9357]

He should've just said he was sick. I'm pretty sure he could've gotten off the hook if he said he was really sick

[@lucidfantasies2732]

4:15 wtf that actually sounds like Kaito-

[@solasista5661]

There's no way in this flippin' frick of a world that Kaito would be Kokichi's manager. It should have been the other way around knowing how Kokichi took his classmates for a wild ride throughout the whole game.

[@mothlord8753]

Hhhhh now I’m late for work

[@shu1chik1nnie62]

I was 2 hours late for school once-

[@juanchen7740]

*Now that's just sad*

[@mialuckman9946]

I had to look up kinkos to make sure it wasn't what I thought it was

[@robinisntfunny8623]

Ah shit I just snorted and it's 130 am. Everyone's asleep. Except me. SHITTTT

[@tonedeafbard7021]

This is why you keep a hammer or smth in your bedroom, live in an apartment on the second floor so you have an excuse for legal reasons this is a joke

[@ghostlytavern129]

Bro this was the biggest mood

[@N40M1-x3]

I don't know if I should be laughing over the fact Kokichi's bed looks like its stolen from an anime girl or the fact the story revolves around him being late and trying to *lie* about it, which he always does

[@DazaiOsammu]

This fits Kokichi so damn well

[@buurbloxproduction5434]

E

[@zimmxy2617]

*this is what I’ve been needing.*

[@xander2792]

Should have just said his grandma died >:(

[@rurichan1036]

Me after seeing the six finger Kokichi sprite: *>:(*

[@kaelinperry9209]

Why do you have 191 subs ):

[@ShadyBun]

Omg all my dreams

[@TTwSaFP]

Okay, but he should’ve just called in sick and said he was continually throwing up, it can happen

[@willwouldnot]

danganronpa standup from 5+ years ago is my favourite genre of youtube video

[@KOKICHI_IS_ALIVE]

It's at 6 years rn but fr

[@alexfuller2865]

Why is Kokichi like this? I mean he told us this story a lot.

[@axzlxz.]

Why em scared of him but then I'm not I'm confused.

[@sapphirelesbian2414]

You DID do him justice! It was amazing! XD

[@wxizzer5385]

first day, first job, 2 hours late

[@eeveefi6869]

Dude I can lie waaaay better than that! 😋

[@angieyonaga8094]

Let me set it back haha became 3 o.clock in the afternoon

[@sadiedistrust5979]

NEVER

[@grapepanta8727]

Yeser

[@yumekojabami233]

I would have said i got mugged and had to go.to the police would explain why i didnt have clothes on

[@Supersoggydoritos]

OwO

[@Pokin0m_]

...kokichi would do this-

[@leslieisswaggy3576]

This whole story is probably a lie.

[@freebryy]

nishishishi~ you got me.. 😈

[@staanmaarsh]

@@freebryykokichi, what the heck.

[@KOKICHI_IS_ALIVE]

Nishishi

[@Troyjr2423]

4:16 best part!

[@_rubyrose10_]

Haha 😂😂😂

[@UltimateSuprememeLeader]

I Forgot about the most believable lie; "I had a car accident and had to have surgery!"

[@KOKICHI_IS_ALIVE]

Lol

[@Lethalleiko]

I thought i heard someone say nee-heehee.

[@Number1curewingfan]

I see Avocado, I click

[@xx_patato.king_xx1060]

i thought that guy hated kokichi

[@movedchannels7470]

Kaito? Well he does now

[@xx_patato.king_xx1060]

@@movedchannels7470 LOL

[@sugarqcoat]

i mean their personalities in-game are not real, so we are not sure if Kaito would hate him pregame.

[@xx_patato.king_xx1060]

@@sugarqcoat that makes sense 🤣

[@catsatabar]

Who iskazuchi? Maximum kazuchi yes