2000 Dogs vs Minecraft Hardcore

[@Kolanii]

smash like for our fallen brothers 🐶

[@chromaticeditz]

First

[@Kone6942]

Dogelanii

[@prishasee9573]

Love your vids

[@Sp00keySp00n]

L

[@blueberry-vo4kq]

2nd l love ur vids ❤️

[@kk_thepanda1176]

Mojang: the warden was designed to be almost impossible to defeat. Kolanii: That was too easy

[@ailajanelleconcepcion6940]

Well technically infinite wardens can spawn

[@mak_cheese]

@@ailajanelleconcepcion6940 but they were all to scared to come out

[@piglin469]

the problem was the warden can do a lot of damage to 1 entity if the shriek can kill all the dogs in its radius then I think the warden might be harder to kill

[@mohdmudassir2035]

And also you aren't supposed to kill him

[@animatedspringtrap5331]

Everyone: nooo you can’t use Redstone to summon a mob nooooo Mojang: ha ha red stone go brrrr

[@schneider0304]

Philza and LukeTheNotable dealing with the Warden in their hardcore series: “I have to do testing and practice on backups and make sure I don’t loose all my precious world progress” The big K dealing with the Warden in his hardcore series: “Lmao dog go bark”

[@jasiayounus4328]

I am the 101 like lol

[@thecatarmy3485]

Pewdiepie also just did it in hardcore with no testing, then he accidentally spawned the warden at his base lmao

[@user-wd9iu9jm8b]

@@thecatarmy3485 oh God lmao

[@Rainbow0015]

Dog go bork*

[@Bastian_Jumps]

"Wait Minecraft is actually hard now?"

[@godofbadpoetry]

Well, this is our Kolanii content for the next two months boys

[@unknownrabies2954]

Maybe even three if he feels like it

[@rororokai]

Yessirrrr

[@eliazschannel8045]

Yep until then see ya *plays outro song*

[@JJF2006]

Just watch 1 minute every week and we will be all good

[@rororokai]

@@JJF2006 💀

[@bloodstone3273]

Kolanii on the throne with all the dogs is just the equivalent of Gru saying “TOGETHER! WE WILL STEAL THE MOON!”

[@undynlicia7554]

yes

[@EnderfyOfTheDark]

Yes (This comment made my AS* off XD)

[@jocelynmarieco]

Give clip

[@areyouseriousrightneow5491]

@@EnderfyOfTheDark how…

[@Who.knowsTWO]

+ with the dog armor 😀

[@junojunojunojunojunojunojuno]

"as we've already established dogs can't fl-" *pause* "fly. is that a cat?" "Can you fly?"

[@songedits4774]

🤣🤣🤣🤣honestley my fav part of this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lubt1529]

can i get a time stamp?

[@junojunojunojunojunojunojuno]

​@@lubt1529 13:11 (I rewatched this for you)

[@Crypticat]

after many years we finally know who let the dogs out, it was Kolanii.

[@ZoneProne]

@Revkitz 😂😂😂 well that's gold

[@GrayishRL]

O :

[@0cean-your-local-therian]

Hahahahahhahahahahahhahaha

[@AugustNog]

Ong god lol

[@FroggyOnRoblox]

WO9OOOOF

[@TrizzyDesigns]

Seeing Kolanii almost lose his MC world in the first 2min of the episode 2x.... damn

[@husseinal-marzooq1559]

@@recitationtohear I wont thank u lol

[@كرمباش]

Im so godhxd

[@aguyontheinternet8436]

technically, the warden killed him about three times over. And he got out alive. And then he took advantage of the fact he can only attack one thing at a time

[@seb99342]

@@recitationtohear first link: Making Air Wedge potatoes by fantastic flavours with disabled likes and dislikes. If you comment on these potatoes video: Oh yeah. The potatoes that have no sense with Kolanii, your comment won't appear because fantastic flavours disabled these kind of comments and wants only positive like: " oh finally it's here!! " in order to defend his self promotion. 2nd: Goofy Ahh games by Memecious. Memecious is still hated since November because we had seeing him self promoting

[@RavindraKumar-qw7zz]

true

[@YouTube]

wake up babe, new kolanii vid just dropped 👑

[@jennydesbaux7127]

oh. Hey youtube

[@Gaeilge.]

OMG KZbinEE

[@kremowkacyno]

Hello again, KZbin

[@atticbird]

hi youtube can you please remove youtube shorts

[@fatimaumar3031]

Oh Hello 👋

[@darokahn1025]

The game summons wardens based on player-caused vibrations, and the dogs were causing vibrations and eating up the cool down so you couldn't cause any. It's a miracle you managed to summon the first one. Standing on top of the screaming blocks causes them to scream and summon warden's as well.

[@privatepessleneck]

what I find hilarious is that while skulk sensors detect all sounds, but only alert the shriekers from player sounds, he had soo many dogs the sensors were stuck detecting those so the warden couldn't appear, but also felt like the warden was too scared of the dogs

[@residentyanyan2284]

" Where I once howled , I now have an overwhelming urge to bark "- Dog/Wolf 2022

[@YinYangInanimatelnsanity]

ishe buthe

[@ludameri1384]

I love how his goal for every video is to see how fast he can get to losing his world, either by dying or with lag (or both!)

[@Cherno35]

I demand a massive memorial to the fallen

[@concept5631]

Seconded

[@slutslayer2646]

Thirded

[@ACreatureCalledSilvah]

Fourthed

[@fabiospasiano9885]

Fifthed

[@thecringeslayer]

Sixthed

[@Leojupiter]

"So many chickens exist in a single are that existence itself said... that they cease to exist" -Kolanii 2022

[@leoconto1043]

Entity craming. When there's so many entity in one place that the game just /kills them all. If he was in the farm at that time he would also of died. that would of been a embarrassing way to lose a hardcore world.

[@swarajmori9413]

The perfect minecraft world

[@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro]

Can’t like, 69

[@UrLocalMisfit]

That's a lot of dogs!!! 😵

[@xraenon1664]

If you have a NASA level computer strong enough to not explode when trying to not drop frames with enough dogs to fill the Grand Canyon are on screen

[@swarajmori9413]

@@xraenon1664 A toaster is sureley not a nasa level pc I guess

[@questofdumbvr1318]

“violence isn’t the answer, it’s a question and the answer is yes”

[@nic_aya]

- a white man

[@mistressofthenekos1743]

-Max0r

[@loricat5606]

- Technoblade

[@concept5631]

@@loricat5606 Beat me to it.

[@Aygol__]

I spent an hour trying to find the ancient city with my friend, i am personally offended that you found it with seemingly no effort lol

[@ItsDeveloper_]

I found it under my worldspawn; thought they were common.

[@Aygol__]

@@ItsDeveloper_ me and my friend spent ages in a massive cave and kept on looking because there were the xp blocks. I attempted to find it again, got lost, had to mine my way up with my bare hands because i had no pickaxe

[@artiseen]

@@Aygol__ F

[@a_crab_perhaps]

@@Aygol__ f

[@jowarnis]

I bet he inspected that seed with chunkbase to get coordinates ;D

[@H3LLBIN]

Warden: “ feeling good! Almost killed a player today- oh one second, noise- gotta go back to work. “ Kolanii: “ REMEMBER ME? “ Warden: “ *WHAT THE ACTUAL FUUC-* “

[@itstrooperz]

Honestly if I was the warden I probably would have simply just died.

[@Sonic.exe_uwu666]

😂😂😂😂

[@ezyYT]

I don't think there was a single part of this that wasn't entertaining. Great job :D

[@lolsmileyface6246]

I love this man’s content so much! I’m always ready for a completely absurd plot over an even more absurd motive. We love to see it.

[@bensoncheung2801]

111 👍 11mo ago 1 💬

[@kellanf650]

make sure to zip his pants up when ur done

[@straighttrippin7665]

The more you watch him the more you can tell the difference in emotion in his context

[@alzhanvoid]

@@billyadams3744 I'm pretty sure his 200 days in one block Minecraft had him literally pose at the end with a banner of 2 K's, and his shield making the middle K. He did not care.

[@KingSammelot]

Man I haven’t watched Kolanii in a while but man it’s great to see how much you’ve grown and how good your videos are. Started with the 100 days and now you’ve expanded so much. Keep it up man 😃

[@ProLGL]

5:15 the clip of them all shaking water off simultaneously is gold

[@nestlenightmare]

These dogs illustrate the concept of crowd crush very well

[@justtakeaway]

the immediate frame drop when Kolanii looks at the dog army will make me laugh every time

[@timepass4783]

*"Violence isn't the answer, it's the question,* *And the answer is yes"* ~Kolanii, 2022

[@Akbonana]

-sunzu *Cries in technoquote

[@bradeyjosey7098]

-jacksepticeye

[@nic_aya]

-a white man

[@loricat5606]

- Technoblade

[@jaxe_edits]

- Gaius Julius Caesar

[@WhatnotArt]

Everything about this is so passive aggressive and frustrated, and I love it.

[@raylenminecraft8403]

Your videos are really funny. Just watched the video with water in nether :) Great job 8:17 funniest timestamp tho

[@JairEggs]

2:16 just made me the entire week, I was unprepared for that quote

[@ArtModded]

Bro… so much nostalgia. I remember when you had 35k subs. You’ve grown so much, so congrats ❤

[@Happy-vw2ls]

so nobody's gonna talk about how he found THE RAREST CITY by just digging straight down

[@timepass4783]

Let's stop for a moment to appreciate that build, like DAYUM That looked cool af!

[@AlexJoneses]

dropped a tear at that technoblade quote, god rest his soul

[@PEACHXS_Z]

The math he just did was marvelous 😂❤ 5:50 - 6:03

[@JSHEEP]

Kolanii in low key the most entertaing Minecraft player on youtube

[@jshark6343]

the speech while breaking the village to build the throne of howls was amazing

[@alinafemalitoni7251]

This guy brings back the fun silly minecraft days back, good and original videos, not what everyone is doing

[@itsjxke_]

I actually love you dude. Easily the best, most entertaining creator on this platform. Hats off.

[@huntercool2232]

I love how the Deep Dark was the biggest part of 1.19 when it was literally supposed to be added in 1.17 lmao

[@babacarsakho8856]

Kolanii is now unstoppable now with his 2000 dogs

[@BoredomBee]

15:35 "All two thousand and one of us." I love that you included the cat in the count at the end. 🤣

[@imaturtlbro]

Hes talking about himself, i think

[@BoredomBee]

@@imaturtlbro I'm choosing to believe that it was the cat.

[@KingRidley]

If you do that chicken farm in a very small, enclosed space but then create a 1x1 opening, the chickens will temporarily simulate liquid physics as they blast through the hole.

[@kyrinth3558]

Been here since you were 1.3k and you are easily the best MC content creator. Perfect comedy and made me laugh a lot!

[@Mr_Erutrot]

3:15 It may be a tad bit of a bad idea to have a ton of K's lined up outside of a sacrificial temple

[@livelively_2.071]

Line the K up ina staright row

[@Riptide_28]

That is what i thought

[@OscarDeLaHoyad]

Les gooo! New Kolanii vid :D

[@vincenttremblay6598]

I’ve never laughed so hard. The certainty in the way he said “Oh that’s a dog avalanche”

[@Ravi__]

Ah, new Kolanii video… good excuse to rewatch all of the old ones. Yes, all of them

[@yaoiyurilover37]

Glad I'm not the only one who does this 🤣🤣

[@tankeboy6811]

You know, Kolanii is the only MC KZbinr that i can just rewatch all of his videos and not get bored.And his voice, alot of MC KZbinrs have an annoying voice or make it sound annoying but Kolanni? Nah love this guys voice

[@prodcas3906]

2:16 this is the best quote I've ever heard ever, props to kolanii the genius himself

[@PuddleshineMC]

4:06 "Don't name them. That's how attachments begin." My brain immediately: William and Jennie

[@helenbooth5109]

Lol

[@Hellens.melons]

WILLIAM AND JENNIEEEE!!!!🙌🙌

[@insert_name6093]

Kolanii, All I wanna say is thank you, I have been doing terrible with my classes currently, And your videos are helping me feel good about myself, Thank you for your content man.

[@yaitsoo]

"Violence isn't the answer, it's a question and the answer is yes." might just be the perfect yearbook quote.

[@camerontower6955]

6:26 "By the way dogs, if I... if I click a chicken on you and then instantly after click a chicken on your mum... im sorry" had me dying 💀

[@elecsnake4888]

Sun Tzu: The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. Kolanii: How about we maul the enemy with 2000 dogs? Sun Tzu: ...

[@matthew-vw3pw]

"it seems like a bad idea but im going to do it anyways because i cant think of an alternative" literally me doing anything in minecraft ever

[@jedenproblox]

Imagine finally finding a KZbinr who’s content is ur style

[@mc_jimmy]

I love your style, you've inspired me to give it a shot. Thank you for being awesome ❤️❤️

[@vormiam9242]

This is the physical incarnation of "And I took that personally."

[@stupidalltomorrowsfan7420]

Kolanii: imagine if I mine straight down and find the deep dark. Also kolanii:*finds the deep dark*

[@isaacrogers4174]

“Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.”

[@kumaraditya]

Literally every week I search your channel to see if u upload.... Today is the best day.... And PLS UPLOAD FAST.. love u

[@MrAK-lm4xu]

9:10 "making loud noise" proceeds to break blocks for noise... Million dogs be like: tha fk

[@wolfyd2053]

Idk why but the “ow my face” got me so good

[@kencarson.12]

kolanii: "WHERE INVINCIBLE" *legit 2 seconds ago* "oh well dont take your dogs to the nether, they will all die"

[@HeyIdrewthat]

“A wise man once said violence isn’t the answer, It’s a question and the answer is yes” Kolanii 2022

[@llanesstrong6745]

I love how it started trying to make a house in a cave look pretty which he still hasn’t done to this. Love it

[@RadicalElder]

You may only release 1 video every 2 months but they're damned good videos.

[@muffin4997]

9:58 Literaly every minecraft player

[@therohan1957]

First video from you’ve I’ve watched, and I love your humour so much. Great video!

[@mr.botond945]

"I was aimlessly clicking chicken into an ocean of dogs" - One of the top five sentences of the century

[@muhacarcubing1302]

The kolanii community is growing, he can get 119 comments in a minute❤️

[@shadowmidoriya4723]

6:27 made laugh uncontrollably

[@monke8359]

Violence is not the answer Violence is a question, and the answer is YES (2:15)

[@MarcLinquist-l6e]

2:15 is the funniest and best quote ever…😂❤

[@mpgodjr]

dogs: **Bark** Me: Hey! That sounds like PacMan!

[@Kaliguez]

ive never laughed this hard to a minecraft video in a while

[@zenyphia7375]

TRUE!!! I laugh the hardest when the “Dog avalanche” happened

[@cautiouse]

Minecraft looking like Mount&Blade with that slain wolf feed

[@jozymandias]

Ayo pause at 10:22, you will see an elytra just standing there

[@RETR0RUL3S]

Where?

[@LackofInfoOrSomething]

Massive respect for this guy, his editing must take him so long and drive him crazy, his videos are entertaining in a way that's not over the top but enjoyable, and he doesn't cheat in his hardcore worlds

[@TheMoonIsReallyBeautiful]

9:07 "Man it's mighty quiet here"

[@Dr00ling.]

3:06Kolanii you are scaring me.

[@thegoldengod3905]

I laughed so damn hard at this video all the way through, I’m crying. Ty kolanii, this is my new favorite vid now. You’re the greatest

[@imalltheragex2000]

1:49 welcome to the deep dark... Be humbled... Until ya somehow make a warden farm that is

[@DANI_EXXTACY]

Oh please Kolanii, being over-the-top is what this series is all about

[@AdeenahAsad]

“WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!?” Kolanii : “ahhh it’s time to see the fruits of my labor”

[@esckey456]

11:37 Vexes And Dogs CAN Fly... you made them fly... down

[@Buratkayo]

I collapsed in joy when I saw this😫

[@TristanR.09]

when you realize all of them were related.....

[@SpiralshapeDev]

Wolf: howls **touches bone** Wolf: I am now a Dog Dog: woof

[@rashydashy]

“This is a block game i come here to feel good about myself” Kolanii 2022

[@Minecraftsmewtwo]

Mojang The warden was designed to be almost impossible to beat Kolani There so scared of me there not even spawning

[@TankieBoi]

6:51 This is glorious

[@zeyroxindeed7996]

yo, where do you get your music man? like i;m trying to start a channel and I wanna start making good videos, but music is such a pain. Ur music is like good though, where u get it?

[@dyoopiter]

I thought i was the only one who noticed! His music is always on point lol

[@amysaurhuish300]

I have watched so many of these hardcore videos lately. Safe to say a lot of them have lost their spark for me but boy oh boy did this just crack me up!!! Thank you for making my commute this morning better❤️❤️❤️🐶🐶🐶🐶

[@problyNotJava]

15:32 *YEET OR BE YEETED* Thanks for the shoutout! Got alot more jobs coming in now!

[@shabanahmednagori]

Man this guy is something extraordinary from the rest of the world 🤩😉 Hats of to you my brother 😁 Love from India

[@majoreverett5050]

3:15 that looks kinda wrong with all the white k's

[@I.am.not.in.your.house.or.am.I]

Wait… why is he in a white uniform?

[@The_leftovernugget]

8:21 is the best

[@TrentonDoesStuff.]

"we have to be as provocative as possible, i'm talking breaking blocks you know making a ton of noise this guy hates loud noises" the 2000 dogs chanting barks incredibly loudly as he breaks the blocks: allow us to introduce ourselves

[@crimsonknight2818]

Kolanii "I will gain my masculinity back" me "but the dogs are doing the work"