Komaeda Goes To The Emergency Room

[@sonicshel7]

This is what the Despair Disease does

[@luxxityy]

fluffy bunnies E X A C T L U

[@user-wh3bu5ix2x]

tehfirstpotato King y e s

[@rantaroamami267]

ʟᴏʟ

[@itsyaboijc6700]

Pffft yea

[@confused_shark2537]

it makes you watch shitposts about your new favorite video game?

[@1DUhuu]

"I'm dying too!" "Okay go ahead!"

[@aimlovesmusic1469]

😂🤣

[@supersmilyface1]

Oh... OH.

[@tan2bug]

Canadians talking to eachother be like

[@rantaroamami267]

ʟᴏʟ

[@alofii6106]

@@tan2bug more like Russians

[@soneko9494]

Mikan:How would yoy rate your pain? Nagito: 4 stars

[@magmamouse7270]

10/10 would die again

[@iamurmomlol092]

@@magmamouse7270 oOo ThAt rHyMeS

[@lifesucks3514]

@Junko Enoshima can i control monokuma pleeease?

[@karenbriones1504]

Y o y

[@mikantsumiki4274]

@Junko Enoshima j-junko?!

[@なあ-c4m]

this is canon komaeda

[@GamingTheDeath]

+なあ Definitely and no doubt

[@sonyasmith8732]

Absolutely hilarious? Of course

[@aali._.com.9001]

@@sonyasmith8732 im funny...?

[@dori6326]

Yes

[@kailovesdaemobois1571]

Indeed

[@Darn6_9]

"Im a negative eleventeen" "Eleventeen" *M y b o y*

[@h0tdogw4ter]

I'm a negative infinitytwo

[@h0tdogw4ter]

@Cyro *gasp * no! it can't be!

[@kfunkallstar27]

I'm eleventeen- lol

[@vivvie9602]

Gamerbøi Cøntent i didn’t notice until now i-

[@coralineferol1855]

E L E V E N

[@doll7919]

MOANING IS NOT WELCOME IN A SCHOOL ENVIRONMENT!1!!

[@leesnow2701]

Murderous psycho half black half white teddy bears are not welcome in a school environment

[@littlekuribohimposte]

Saying 8 is not welcome in a school environment!

[@machack1649]

Adam Uhrynuk saying school is not welcome in a home environment

[@xzenekoharmony9044]

FAULERRO??!! NANI??!

[@hajimehinata6169]

Psychotic build-a-bears aren't either but hey

[@nagitokomaeda2792]

GUESS WHO'S AN EIGHT

[@kao7976]

You are!

[@wolf_angel5006]

AN ELEPHANT! YAY I GOT IT RIGHT NOW I WANT COOKIES GIMME ALL DEM COOKIES I WANT DEM FREAKING COOKIES

[@willbethear5664]

do you want some eight

[@Dunkle_G]

Yes

[@machack1649]

Nagito Komaeda lets eat Bagels and talk with Hinata

[@jisatsutan]

Mikan: On a scale to 1-10 how would you rate your pain? Komaeda: Bagels.

[@ducttapesenpaix6338]

+crispythecat1012 I found another Picky Penguin!!!

[@jisatsutan]

Duct Tape Senpai X I'm actually not much of one, I dont sub to him. HE SAID CHILDREN ARE ANNOYING!! Rude!

[@ducttapesenpaix6338]

crispythecat1012 That really isn't right...

[@ducttapesenpaix6338]

TheLilacFangirl I apologize if I helped to cause an argument.

[@TheMageOfMind]

I don't care who started it, but thank you.

[@amaya7220]

Its not morphine, it's hope on steroids.

[@michaljones8940]

Hope on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid on steroid.

[@fabiolashared357]

Michal Jones sToP

[@aisha5156]

Michal Jones wHy?

[@lizzyl9357]

Hope dope

[@CaramellNeko]

"I had some stomach virus thing." ...I see what you did there.

[@abandonedteakettle5439]

Took me a minute but then I did

[@davidrp39]

I don't get it

[@abandonedteakettle5439]

David Rosado Pulido nagito was killed with a spear lodged in his STOMACH

[@emmahopper3167]

@@abandonedteakettle5439 NO DONT SAY IT AHHHHHH *CRYING VIOLENTLY* HE DIDNT DESERVE TO DIIIIIIEEEE

[@abandonedteakettle5439]

Emma Hopper .... dramatic but ok

[@BouncyBalling]

Wow, Komaeda's hair is really attractive.

[@BouncyBalling]

I'm glad :^) Time to go get my little sisters hair out of the fan! (Don't ask, it's for your own good.)

[@dezzydream]

+Elizabeth Ayy XD

[@jolleil]

Spaghetti ass hair.

[@BouncyBalling]

Nah, it's more like-...nevermind. I'll just stop right there. There might be kiddies reading these comments.

[@nothanksbigno7019]

+Creepsy Skittlez a tampon?

[@yonabrightstar6582]

This folks is what Komeada did all while stuck in bed with the lying disease XD How? Luck. XD

[@littlekuribohimposte]

When he had the Lying Disease, he just kept shouting “I’m an Eight again!”

[@margaretrosemartin6477]

@@littlekuribohimposte PFFTTT LMAO

[@deadorpheus8407]

"4 stars an enthusiastic thumbs up"

[@Starlight-Tale]

*two enthusiastic thumbs up

[@Rain-pe7ql]

Sir this is the hospital

[@BeanGP]

"Just come get me, ill be lying on the floor" Very poor choice of words, nagito

[@LuizaBauer]

Oh no

[@derpylemon2244]

Ouch

[@SarahAbramova]

Well he was

[@ri____h3nr628]

Goodness gracious!

[@Ashlxy_777]

AH CH5?!

[@leek1882]

I REALLY WANNA KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON WITH IBUKI

[@PerfectKirby]

Childbirth with a broken femur XD

[@WickedKnightAlbel]

+PerfectKirby And she doesn't know who the father is XD

[@julianmagtibay4700]

+WickedKnightAlbel I think its einshine

[@lucilleharrell477]

LONG melchior She has a broken windpipe-

[@sexycatcostume7751]

she couldn't stop foaming at the mouth

[@emilyrobbins3136]

Actually, a little tip. If you DON'T moan, you're more likely to be seen first; those that make a lot of noise are less crucial in triage to those who are silent, as they still have the energy and faculties to make that noise. Awesome video :)

[@clarissalong6283]

Emily Robbins I learned something today from a danganronpa video. Thanks

[@Totallynotemma.]

Only show you are hurt through facial expressions

[@skythesecurityguard]

GUESS WHO'S AN 8

[@Anno_AD]

Ouch

[@luxxityy]

NAGITO IS!!

[@AkitoLito-hw3mf]

Say 8 SAY 8

[@d.3578]

8/1000000

[@uh3336]

Nagito autocorrected to n a r u t o

[@poomagd2998]

I love how Hajime is just like *"NAGITO, ARE YOU OK!? YOU SEEM A LITTLE CRAZY! I'M CONFUSED AND CONCERNED!!"*

[@margaretrosemartin6477]

Imagine the statement lingers on when Nagito gets out of the hospital and this happens afterwards Nagito: “IM AN EIGHT SAY EIGHT SAY EIGHT” Hajime: “Oh god why was I right-“😂

[@petermarsella6537]

"Oh, I'm a two, maybe the low ones" "You can tend to all the 3s and 4s and such, if anyone's even saying such ridiculous numbers"

[@violamae7090]

"YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SHOT ME!" dead XD

[@ArcanineEspeon]

Now I'm imagining Nagito in the middle of a class trial where half the class has gotten hung up on something pointless going "Now be nice, everybody, work it out! I'm only IMPLODING here!!" Or, alternatively, yelling that from the floor when he was afflicted with the Despair Fever and everyone was panicking about what to do. "You clones and ghosts really are useless! I'm only IMPLODING down here!"

[@jamjamjamjamjamjamjamjamjam]

one time he said "let's hurry this up before I collapse from poor health"

[@wolfiegamerhowls4]

@@jamjamjamjamjamjamjamjamjam wait when? What chapter

[@jamjamjamjamjamjamjamjamjam]

@@wolfiegamerhowls4 i forgot uhh

[@doggobork8324]

@WolfieGamerHowls Chapter 4 Nagito: Perhaps I should say... it’s just a farce? Just a boring farce... So boring, so stressful, I'm so painfully bored that I might develop stomach ulcers... Seriously! Lets just hurry up and finish this before I collapse from poor health!

[@wolfiegamerhowls4]

@@doggobork8324 thanks!

[@kirawolf7414]

Nagito WOULD be the type to drive himself to the hospital as he’s mid-collapse just because he didn’t want to bother anyone and then get real passive aggressive when he gets there As far as I’m concerned this entire video is nonfiction

[@Jakerunio]

Oh a femur cracked in half is the worst pain? I fractured my femur in a hockey game and rated it a 9 cause I thought the worst would be like my back breaking or something. Didn't know I was actually that close to a true 10 o.o

[@hurricaneace143]

You had the golden egg😂😂😂

[@cygnet6]

If your back broke, the nerves wouldn't work below the break, so the pain'd probably be less.

[@fantasyshadows3207]

Oh that reminds me, back in 4th grade, a classmate I think cracked on of their bones into thirds, I forgot whether it was the arm or leg

[@splo0ge111]

@@fantasyshadows3207 jesus-

[@Florrix3]

I'm sorry but Komeda is so hot half of the time I was admiring his face, then re-watched it to laugh a lot

[@Anno_AD]

Yeah, man, good ol' babyface

[@kydatyvegrybatokeanvisoko2420]

First of all, love the username Ctrl Alt Despair. Second of all, FUYUHIKO IS THE ONE AND ONLY BABY-FACE

[@Miodoesnotexist]

Same-

[@titanic98810]

I CANT BREATHE THIS IS HILARIOUS THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS AND EXISTING

[@titanic98810]

I accidentally +1'd my own comment I feel weird O-o

[@jadahalsey3579]

This brought me life!!!!!!!😤😤😤😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@beastquack1278]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH thats how he became insane. he had some 8. it all makes sense now.

[@Ostermond]

Been lookin' through DR memes. Was just hoping I'd come across a Brian Regan one *as I clicked it, not remembering that Regan did the Emergency Room one.* 10/10, fav stand-up comedian.

[@petermarsella6537]

Mainly Blagging did someone say hope?

[@andrasfogarasi5014]

Morphine is probably less "It doesn't hurt as much." and more "It still hurts, but I don't care anymore.".

[@snxwy3634]

legit how it felt for me too lmao

[@loonietuunes]

"How would you rate your pain?" "4 stars! Two enthusiastic thumbs up!"

[@toxicmilk9554]

"I"m a eight again!" ~you sure you"re not just drunk?

[@HoboGirl09]

I could imagine Komaeda just pays his hospital with money nope just a sack of hope bagels or if the service was lousy waffles.

[@wolfiegamerhowls4]

I’m sorry “The service was lousy” “Hey, we saved your life!” “Yeah your service was lousy though, I lived. Didn’t want that, 1 out of 5 stars”

[@iFlashboy]

“WHO THE *HELL* HAD THE *AUDACITY* TO SAY HE WAS AT A LEVEL *_T E N_* ? ! ? !”

[@cryptidsteacup]

The NicoB is strong in these comments-

[@butwhatifaliensarereal7720]

Dead Foxx yeeeees

[@scarleut6982]

I might need to go the emergency room now When I get there, i need to... out moan the other patient say 4 stars, 2 enthusiastic thumbs up say 8 say 4 say 0 say -Eleventeen

[@rikkawhiterose662]

We're implying Nagito would actually go to the hospital if he was in pain.

[@bluebatmanvk5535]

He absolutely wouldn't

[@pizza6168]

@@bluebatmanvk5535 And this is another reason why I kin Nagito

[@rosedarkling]

"Guess who's an 8?" - Nagito Komaeda

[@Tommedian]

You can't spell comedian without horribly misspelling Komaeda

[@uh3336]

C o m a e d a this hurts

[@kakiyoink2708]

@@uh3336 Corn _Cornmaeda_

[@margaretrosemartin6477]

I never thought about this thank you😂😂😂

[@purplebokso]

c u m

[@Dtak-us9rt]

Comadean

[@swordsinoceans]

Ibuki's part killed me I started laughing so hard I couldn't breath and people were staring at me because I'm just there silently laughing to death everytime I think about it XD

[@joshhaworth2155]

Took me longer than I would like to admit to realize why Ibuki was the other patient.

[@7o744]

Mikan: Rate your pain from hope to despair. Nagito: Despair

[@FeyPhantom]

Last time I went to the hospital, I said 8... and I was given morphine... ... Guess it's true.

[@splo0ge111]

shes a true danganronpa fan, oml, SIX YEARS!! *+100 respect*

[@Flutterdashshy]

IM DYING. IS IT BAD WHEN HE SAIDS ABOUT 8 AND MY PHONE IS AT 8% XD

[@YoToffles]

@InTheNameOfHope did you ever charge it?

[@Funkyskep]

@@YoToffles well they didn't respond soo...no

[@Ray_Moses]

Oh no they're dead

[@kailovesdaemobois1571]

they died for the sake of hope

[@sylvi--5517]

Say 8! Say 8! Sedate!

[@Miodoesnotexist]

Happy 8 day

[@katelyngraygate3001]

“Can you park this? Cause I need to C O L L A P S E I M M E D I A T E L Y-“

[@tencat24]

Oh god the Nico-Nagito fans are going crazy below! I shall join you! BAGELS FOR THE WINNN

[@zodiac-kf4xq]

MiniMizzie24 BAGELS!!

[@lizzyl9357]

BAGELS

[@simi5558]

Nico Nico nicotine

[@stevenmattrell3448]

Nagito must have had a lot of morphine before he arrived on Dangan Island

[@simi5558]

He has one everymorning

[@neko-sama9311]

These types of videos are my new source of serotonin

[@Oriko-Magica]

God fucking DAMMIT Nagito

[@nagitokomaeda2792]

Did you get some eight???

[@ri____h3nr628]

@@nagitokomaeda2792 oh my God are you kidding me look I have an appointment on Saturday with the V3 cast I cannot do this right now

[@chiakikawaii6557]

Komaeda would say:NURSE NURSE NURSE mikan:yes komaeda:WHERE THE HELL ARE MY BAGEL KIDS AND MY BAGEL WIFE AND HINATA MY BOYFRIEND

[@angel-ts1lz]

mikan: pl-please forgive me, but we only have waffles and-- komaeda: YOU'RE DEAD TO ME MIKAN

[@chiakikawaii6557]

+Sugarskull mikan: um I can get hinata though he's just with chiaki Komeada:is he cheating on me Mikan:p-properly Komeada:...............but.......we're getting married in a few weeks Mikan:w-why d-do I need to know that Komeada:because hinata wanted to marry u but you kinda ya know junko Mikan:.....komeada I need to stop giving you pop

[@chiakikawaii6557]

+bombayer2002 your so very welcome Komaeda:HAJIME WHERE ARE YOU MY LOVE!?! Me:SHHHHHH I DIDNT KIDNAPP YOU FOR YOU TO TALK ABOUT HAJIME Komaeda:.....bagels.....

[@luxxityy]

HAJIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@simi5558]

Hinata outside:u don't have kids nor a wife

[@chiharu-p984]

My cousin broke her femur and she didnt even cry...

[@getsu0]

Savage

[@luxxityy]

Chiharu-P WHATS A FEMURRRR

[@justanotherlazytrashpanda]

Good for her

[@uh3336]

@@luxxityy arm

[@luxxityy]

@@uh3336 damn that was a year ago.

[@potatochip422]

All he could do was *hope* he would get there on time

[@SANS_TITRE]

"MISTER TUMMY ACHE"

[@krismindscape]

[Sans titre] LMFAO

[@wxizzer5385]

i burnt myself really bad once and my mom was like “shit that’s bad guess imma drive u to the ER.” she throws me in the car, we go to the emergency room, they get me a room. im all alone in this room, no half room, no curtain, watching tv with a big ass burn on my arm, waiting for even a fucking nurse to show up. the room next to me has two men screaming, one of the men being a cop. i’ve been in the ER for like hours now, nobody has shown up, and im just kinda dying on the inside, my arm is SCREAMING and im thinking “wow, i could’ve just rubbed some fucking burn cream on this bad boy, thrown some water on it or sumn at home and prolly would’ve felt better way faster.” my mom and i left...we just drove home and she threw some aloe vera (idk if that’s for just any kinda burn, i don’t ask questions) on it and went on with our day. the burn scarred which kinda sucks cuz maybe if the doctor showed up it wouldn’t have but.. oh well anyways, would you like a soda with ur Big Mac or...?

[@swanlikes]

ngl when I sprained my ankle I got asked "how bad does it hurt from a scale of 1-10?" and I said "Oh, I dunno, why dont you ask the other patients you've had? Im not that good at rating things." and the doctor stared at me like I was crazy. I stared back.

[@lizzyl9357]

I've done this before. I don't know what to compare my pain to when I get hurt.....

[@wolfieisacat13]

I was about to say “actually having a child with a broken femur sounds easy!” Then i remembered that the femur is a leg bone and not in the pelvic region.

[@jordyncortijo8640]

My mom gave birth to me with a cracked femur bone and she said that shit hurt like HELL and she said I was a BIG baby so I cracked it more😔

[@TransmutedCuppyCake]

You're pretty fat yo

[@littlekuribohimposte]

At that point, wouldn’t a C-section be easier?

[@olukiyesimi]

i always come back to this video literally the humor is out of this world n the fact that its “nagito” saying it makes everything 100x better. nobody gets when i reference it LMAO

[@bethleeham]

This is 8 years old and my mother and I still quote this to each other one a near daily basis, this is so important to me

[@times2die]

this insinuates specifically the danganronpa version of this comedy routine

[@yoonbum867]

I went to the hospital for my mom and I got very sick from the hospital XD

[@Anno_AD]

You once stood in a lightning storm, and got hit 12 times. The good news is you weren't actually permanently damaged

[@yoonbum867]

heh.... XD

[@strideryourself]

No one: Me: Y’know, this reminds me of the time I made up a pov thing of Nagito as a 5 year old and he ate makeup and his mom had to deal with it, then the mom woke up the shattered glass and a ton of pink on Nagito, there was also glass in his skin.

[@simi5558]

Canon

[@vivvie9602]

“can you park this? cause i need to collapse immediately.”

[@SidGal]

"Alright, so how are you today?' "Uuuuh... I'm in a gurney! :D"

[@emoji_unicorn2345]

Poor Nagito's tummy..it must really be feeling that eight..💔💔

[@netrolancer1061]

Nagito fits perfectly in this .

[@rominanunez8839]

*when Komaeda becomes an overthinker*

[@xenorayy]

Mikan: What seems to be the problem? Nagito: Wh-what seems...well *it seeems...* I'm wheezing

[@scratchheadphonedejay2145]

I'm dying inside this fits nagito komaeda's personality perfectly

[@acoolusername]

When did this become the Stanley Parable?

[@oooof2996]

*E I G H T*

[@yourlocal_weeb7786]

"Tell them you're shot" this is now my new favorite quote from nagito

[@GoddessRubyJade]

This is now my favorite thing on KZbin

[@Generic-ODST]

THIS IS GREAT IM LAUGHING SO HARD THAT I CAN'T BREATHE XD

[@day6makeslifebetter]

But more importantly: BAGELS!

[@kawaiinoodle8592]

“Say 8! Say 8! Say 8! Did you get some 8” LMAOO me in the nurses office 🙅🏾‍♀️💀

[@kirkkek]

Nagito is the definition of cute but psycho.

[@salacious_modeus.]

1:36 _the humming fits oddly well_

[@violamae7090]

BRIAN REGAN OMG I JUST CLICKED ON THE LINK BECAUSE KOMAEDA BUT BRIAN REGAN OMG I LOVE HIM I LOVE THIS THANK YOU

[@CARTO0NISHREAL]

Guys, it wasn't a stomach virus. *It was that spear*

[@KaLa1865_]

You can't tell me this isn't what happened with the despair disease

[@madarthivanki]

Oh, this is what I do when I go to the doctors. I HAVE BEEN EXPOSED.

[@wonderrxo2904]

I feel like Nagito would be a good comedian because comedians often make people laugh to help themselves with their own mental problems.

[@ArcanineEspeon]

It's funny because Nagito was an even bigger pain in the ass with the Despair Fever than this comedian with the Imploding 8.

[@alonelyleek]

“I don’t feel so good” before it was a thing. Hm..

[@help9174]

My fav comidian + danganronpa = YAAAAASSSS

[@paulaaliman346]

The Danganronpa stand up comedy videos are my favourite thing on this platform. Shout out to the 2019 squad!

[@kyotoko_404]

Nagito Komaeda is just Brian Regan, Straight up.

[@watergillwater2959]

Nagito; yeah so I hate you Hajime; okay ... ... Hajime: *wait a minute-*

[@Cazzerbine]

the first time I watched this I was laughing just a little, but the second time while my mom was driving me home I was crying while laughing so hard from the moans that my chest started to hurt

[@MatchaSeth]

Is there others than me that thinks Nagito is cute? Plz do not hate, I have my reasons ;-; Like is you Like/Love Nagto Komaeda

[@luxxityy]

HE IS SO CUTEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@aobasuzukaze2372]

ME

[@Flower_Ties_xoxo]

Renni Bunny I love Komaeda he is best boy

[@aobasuzukaze2372]

Agree!

[@_antt_x]

I love him too. He's my cinnamon roll, gay son.

[@judacris25]

"How would you rate your pain?" "Bullshit."

[@rilynnmillerr6357]

Ironic that 8 is actually Nagito's lucky number

[@Comeherekitten]

*changes into a eight costume*

[@Nyxxall]

Lmao when Hajime showed up, I died.

[@giveyouthesun5220]

This is honestly one of the funniest videos I've seen

[@wonderrxo2904]

4:17 Nagito would say.. “I’d rather stab my thighs several times.”

[@hajimehinata1108]

Imagine moaning with someone..in a hospital-

[@memory.3015]

The funniest thing is Nagito’s japanese voicelines are 70% of him moaning 24/7

[@Lil__ichigo]

Nagito in the femur breaker

[@bruh_moment5653]

Where i live you gotta wait at least 2 to 3 hours to even get looked at even if you're loosing a massive amount of blood like my sister did cuz she ran into a fricking knife.

[@UltimateSuprememeLeader]

This is exactly me when I actually went to the emergency room after having a seizure.

[@unoriginalusername8084]

*reads discription* homestuck?

[@Eliza-js7dt]

I love how must of these videos be made 3-6 years ago and im here like 👁👄👁

[@chiakthebestgachatuberever9738]

6 months later yes I miss these videos