Kool Keith - 98 Year Old Refrigerator

[@igg3937]

Kool Keith walks the thin line between genius and insanity and I absolutely love it.

[@mitchvstoshiba]

When I'm insane he makes sense

[@PlutoTheGod]

I swear he’s like a super artistic guy with a lot of big thoughts but he’s also legit insane and schizophrenic or something. He’s always got something to say, but it gets way out there and run on just like his music

[@wipkpremium5691]

​@@PlutoTheGodhis music is so fun and imaginative, whacked out and crazy also.

[@PlutoTheGod]

@@wipkpremium5691 I agree, I’m not into parody music but I definitely love weird stuff that makes you think at the same time. Keith is a master at it, his brain works differently. Whether he’s not playing with a full deck or has an extra set of cards doesn’t matter much to me

[@likeriver]

It honestly wouldn't surprise me at all if Kool Keith was just talking to himself in an empty restaurant, with a recording of ambient conversation in the background.

[@RenegadeShepard69]

@@netcoms197 why would you diss this man lmfao

[@DontStopReeling]

@@netcoms197 you drink Kool Kieth's piss

[@chriskucholtz6967]

I think you're right. There's way to many fork clink sounds. It also sounds too busy to never see a shadow or reflection.

[@michaelsjourney777]

@@chriskucholtz6967 maybe it's because he's sitting in the back of the restaurant, close to the kitchen, where they clean the dishes. And all the noise is actually coming from the staff

[@ryanskynet6423]

My and my wife,we love that restaurant,we eat there all the time

[@nightmaster5593]

"Old Man Boring Oats" is my favorite cereal. I don't even use milk, I just add a couple drops of seltzer water and I'm set.

[@theorncampbell4432]

Hilarious

[@SuperDonez]

Congrats, you've gratuated from the Dr. Doom Culinary School

[@paintedladder5694]

The box says "You can psychologically put your mind to it"

[@sooperheep]

one bottle of seltzer water will last damn near two years

[@bacreeton]

funny to see this here. I wonder if the MDE fan / Kool Keith fan crossover is significant

[@hiinadequate]

"I lost so much yoohoos, people drinking my tropicana.. I've really learned seltzer water keeps people away. I like it because they don't like it."

[@WhiskeyPieSometimes]

This guy is so fucking weird that, like Captain Beefheart, he falls off the scale and wraps back around to normal. Adult Swim should have given him a talk show years ago, it'd be fucking incredible.

[@maffieduran]

Him and crackhead Barney should take turns filling the co-host spot om the Eric Andre show or have segments on it.

[@yelnickmcwawa5858]

@@maffieduran Eric Andre sucks

[@TylerBonenfant]

oh fuck yeah id absolutely watch a kool keith adult swim show

[@JilmM7936]

Critical beatdown for anybody stealing Yoo-Hoos.

[@Ess-ence]

😂

[@sgtcreasegrease]

Fuck those damn shits man, they're too goddamn sweet.

[@pametvalley]

yo Keith is Not talking about just food, its about his style his lyrics.

[@koryhorton3253]

agreed

[@EarthUPC]

And his beats

[@Dave-lr2wo]

He's talking about art.

[@jamesx9881]

And talking about the industry!

[@jamesx9881]

And talking about the industry!

[@captainx9522]

Kool Keith told Sway that he'd get him a refrigerator if he'd play his music. Dudes an Original. Rap's Ultimate Lovable Weirdo.

[@herniasurvivor]

This is a very important life lesson right here.

[@joydivsion77]

The funniest thing is that you have to train yourself to like it. It might take months, or even years, but if you can learn to like eating and drinking boring foods your shit "will always be there when you get home."

[@Derek_Yasharal]

Im a better man after watching this

[@jonathand.6140]

Derek Hicks Indeed...

[@bernardoperez6596]

Kool Keith understands the meaning of life and expresses his perceived reality in a magical way that only those of us born on Jupiter will understand. Earthlings are too simple minded and refuse to adapt and evolve ideas as time moves forward..

[@lookdawg187]

Brainwashed sheep that believe the hype vs being original. 'Earthlings' are the boring ones.

[@hhhsp951]

I read this comment, and I see the indication of a reply, but I view upon the further regions of the commenting chain, and I read no reply. I've really gotta visit Jupiter some day and get some answers

[@LordPalbert]

As a few people have mentioned here, I get the feeling this is a metaphor for the rap game, ie. if you go where other don't want to go, you don't have to worry about imitators jacking your style. Kool Keith!!!

[@princeekeson12]

LordPalbert You know, that's an interesting perspective. However, unlike seltzer water, Look Keith is anything but boring. Well said bro. #facts

[@tstodgell]

Exactly. And who are these people putting Oreos and Captain Crunch in the refrigerator, anyway?

[@vaatc]

That is exactly it. It is basically his personal philosophy; his, lyrics, his beats, and his overall concepts/styles.

[@dwellersplayhouse710]

%100

[@jasp9661]

Knowing him yes probably 100% deadass but yeah he shares that view too it seems

[@spookygoo]

this video has changed my life forever.

[@hadror13]

He'd get along with Larry David 😂 classic curb move

[@ZacksScraps]

A good 12 years later after I first saw this the clip still lives in my head when I think of Kool Keith

[@ZellaFT]

My old coworker Joe put me on to this one right here 😂

[@DanielSolis]

Hey, 12 years later I gotta say my wife and I love this truth every day. We got unsalted nuts, sesame sticks, bran flakes, everything.

[@damiandavis4831]

sesame sticks go so hard

[@cajunmane7272]

My boy Kool Keith talkin the straight truth right now!

[@weird_ally]

Literally THEE best video on youtube.. I've never been so drawn to a video, year after year, I keep coming back. I'm really starting to enjoy Seltzer water..

[@sebastianzimmerhackl3686]

SELTZER ON MY FUNERAL !!!!!

[@jjjooommm222]

This man is clearly a genius.

[@hershelwilkerson4230]

Loving this in 2023😂😂😂

[@WitnesstoWatchers]

I honestly know exactly what he is talking about.

[@grappler7343]

very curious about pumpernickel bread now

[@grappler7343]

***** I toasted it twice and it lost its essence

[@chrisrossong6213]

its fantastic with spinach dip

[@HazMatz831]

Fuck pumpernickel shits whack

[@thersten]

@@grappler7343 blast toast pumpernickel to hell and you'll get awesome crutons.

[@RobinPortnoff]

This is probably the best selzer-related monologue in a busy restaurant on KZbin right now.

[@davekristiansen8226]

I have watched this so many times, I love it so much.

[@reunion97410]

I just remembered watching the video 2 years ago, it just came to my mind and I was searching it on KZbin. I watched it now I’m happy

[@DustyFingersRC]

I can listen to KK talking all day. Mind expansion techniques.

[@hhhsp951]

Yo, Kool Keith and Krusty Krab have the exact same abbreviation That just blew my mind

[@MrLongduckdoong]

"Seltzer water keeps people away"

[@ultrasonicpriest]

One to grow on

[@knoo23]

Keith's diabolical solution to everyone raiding his fridge 😂

[@thomasgambroadamsson3650]

Keith's crew tossed out triangle cut ham and cheese sandwiches in plastic baggies during the show. Ggood too

[@iskthedijify]

hahahah! when I saw him, it was porno magazines..

[@djslowtunes]

Thomas Magro fucking legend

[@earholespodcast]

Fried Chicken and Hi-Cs at the show we went to back in the day...

[@richardkulikjr.7052]

Juicy juice with 2 chicken wings and 2 twizzlers cut in half in a half zip lock bag. Epic. I got one

[@420villain]

He threw out small apple juice boxes a long time ago

[@KhamadiPlusOne]

I can appreciate the way Keith's mind works. If he thought like this 10yrs ago, I know he's really on one today.

[@cartercartercartercar]

as i’ve gotten older, i’ve developed my own affinity for seltzer water. hats off to keith

[@elffrog]

Rare human... 100% classic and new.

[@DetteerikkeEtrigtigtnavn]

This video has cracked me up many times throughout the years

[@cb1426]

It was an honor to work with you guys back in the day. We were a tight unit. I still remember how warm and welcoming Cedric's mom was and how much Patrick cared about our group. The South Bronx was no joke. You guys gave us the opportunity to create a demo and perform with you and for that, ​I am forever grateful.

[@Wes36Man]

Cecilia Brown who are you?

[@dvc9939]

Would love to work with you man 🔥

[@mrj9578]

he was way ahead of the LaCroix craze

[@organicmechanic5150]

Teachers would say he is strange, he is spacy, he is a wizard kid. Keith is definitely a unique artist.

[@JSBeats85]

Once in awhile this pops up in my feed and I’m not complaining.

[@ericrigor5422]

The modern day Robert Frost taking the road less traveled.

[@paintedladder5694]

/David Lynch

[@SUSLTD]

i have watched this video like, a dozen times over the past decade, and youtube keeps suggesting it to me lol. its a beautiful thing

[@ironleeFPS]

I first watched this in 2009 and I still come back and watch it. So hilarious 😂 He’s the best.

[@bigkingsha]

I started drinking seltzer water last year, and he is telling the truth! Noone is interested, you can't even offer anyone a glass of seltzer water and some spinach bread. They will look at you like you're crazy as hell and go hit a Mickey D's straight up! Haha.

[@MemoGrafix]

+king shaman ---- I started buying it 16 years ago because My kids for about a year would not drink it, now I have to hide it as well.

[@nvafaded]

LMAO

[@b7k1l8yn]

FACTS

[@mrstush2040]

Hittin McD's is taking the mickey outta yourself,if you knew what's in it & the effects it has on your body,brain & environment;better off sticking w/seltzer,spinach bread,pumpernickel,etc..and celery juice can change your life,if you're interested in good health,mental wealth & long lifespan..Eating McD's is the equivalent of getting smacked in the head w/a brick b4 eating a dick..designed to make you sick

[@0oidiedinatimemachineo024]

yeah I legit like seltzer water . also you can add stuff like to it like fruit juice

[@nvafaded]

"Drinkin Yoohoo's and donuts, y'all punks think I'm so nuts"

[@killboi207]

“I’ve been drinking seltzer water for the last year, it’s pretty good.” Only Keith.

[@wdeloney]

A+ for whoever produced and directed this.

[@esseen100]

I once drank water exclusively for a year. When you do that, seltzer water and club soda tastes like champagne.

[@the2ndcoming135]

“Because you realize that wow, it’s gonna be there when I get home.” LMAOOOOO

[@EffortlessAttempt]

15 years later, and seltzer water is now a thing. You can't even keep people away with it, anymore.

[@BONESTORM2501]

Keith is great. Had to come back to this interview. Saw him long time ago with Kurt

[@vital989]

best video on youtube right here

[@sunzoo4673]

2022 and white claws are the thing lol

[@jonathand.6140]

You shall bow to the master of music!

[@frybreadandjam]

Lifelong fan of Kool Keith AND seltzer water. This video is so calming.

[@jonescrusher1]

A man truly at peace with his lot in life.

[@justinbaker1129]

nobody wants your pumpernickel bread, so true

[@Night_Goat]

Who keeps stealing all of this man's drinks? Just let Keith have a drink in peace damn

[@DeanSatan]

Have you tried the garden cake? It's magnificent!

[@b7k1l8yn]

Funny thing is I'm drinking seltzer water as he speaks and this was 10x funny

[@samuelhardy3575]

man is a genius.

[@duketogo204]

I pretty much live like this and yes all your stuff will be there! Till grandma and grandpa show up!😅

[@SourceRE]

Man, I could go for some oakridge cake.

[@17SewerTeeth_The2nd]

Like from fable?

[@MFSomething]

Honestly oakridge cake can be fire af

[@questlondon6109]

High quality Stoned content

[@reflux043]

This video is the reason i started drinking Pellegrino sparkling water. I love it and nobody touches it! Big up kool keith, lyrical genius, a true legend

[@dudeivealreadydonethis5tim289]

Pellegrino is the bomb!

[@the2ndcoming135]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mootle661]

He's talking about going out with a pretty girl, but then you realise lotsa guys having a piece of her. So you get a normal, reliable girl, and she's there when you get home!

[@J0hnSell]

Kool Keith having a hard time in 2024. People ABSOLUTLEY stealing seltzer water nowadays, especially the kind that has booze in it

[@PeterParker-ub3vn]

How not to share 101 because you’re trying to be frugal . Masterclass

[@aaronlinton-chambers]

What people don’t understand is Keith was talking about his style. He’s one of the greatest minds of our time.

[@cav65]

Thats what I was saying as well everybody raps regular soda style while he is on seltzer water

[@mitchvstoshiba]

What

[@always_trust_all_scientists]

​@mitchvstoshiba it's true he's talkin about his raps ASWELL!! Who else would be able to talk about throwing your stomach in the furnace?

[@LaNoire27]

"Diet Yogurt". Lol

[@WTC7]

People like diet yogurt nowadays. You can only find lowfat sour yogurt and the fanciest yogurt tastes nothing like the stuff that was popular 20 years ago

[@TheSwampus]

14 years later... I wonder if the pumpernickel bread is still in that fridge

[@kukko83]

Funny as hell, yet so deep..

[@VOODOO808]

*starts crying while smiling*

[@Nonsense913]

Good advice if you like keeping food in the fridge. Friends will end up ordering food for everybody when they come over too.

[@razorcain74]

LEGEND

[@rjallenbach1]

I live my whole life by this philosophy. Ezekiel bread, plain yogurt, lamb, liver, whole carrots, my roommates touch none of it lol

[@Madkalibyr]

such an interesting dude

[@jkolaWOLE]

+Madkalibyr i heard girls like that

[@ismaelcarrillo2422]

Whenever I feel down I watch this video and somehow feel inspired.

[@bukowski20]

One of the last remaining geniuses in this country. Respect.

[@dotConcept]

Sparkling water is the shit!

[@pedro0609]

Kool Keith is a visionary

[@coyoteskywinter]

keith has been dope since the late 1970s. he is one of the pioneers of hiphop. amen

[@MrBillyBunks]

Those drinks could easily be a metaphor talking about people biting his styles over the years. People taking his hawaiian punch, people taking his tropicana etc. Dickheads think he's just random and crazy but from what I've seen of him, he's a fucking smart guy and is probably a lot more calculated than you have the ability to see.

[@lookdawg187]

Yeah, to dumb people, a genius is the dumb one.

[@88ntil]

Everything always come back in full circle when he talk lol even back in the day

[@Vitorio0pewpew]

This is weirdly interesting.

[@eutue]

Currently have: distilled water, celery, pears, plain yogurt, strawberry cheesecake.

[@mikeysclips]

I would love to see Kool Keith guest starring on Fuck That's Delicious.

[@saveit4thefridge]

My cuz turned me on to this guy years ago. Incredible rapper. Truly eccentric but the funniest thing is that this guy seems insane and dumb- people would be dismissive. But he's pure genius. And this stuff in this bit coincidentally backed up by science and sociology.

[@superultramega77]

what terms do i need to search to further grasp that science/sociology reference?

[@chongli3007]

@@superultramega77 Reading the workings of the late Myra Right. A great introductory piece would be “Deez Nutz “🥜

[@superultramega77]

@@chongli3007 represent what....DEEZ NUTS???

[@marts41]

One the greatest bits on the internet and very true too

[@FiFiFilth]

My familys refrigerator looks like this. Been a fucking sad childhood

[@armsinmotion]

This video is all-time KZbin for me, up there with Bjork talking about her television.

[@beatsinmycrates]

That was a refrigerator full of healthy food and drink. Lol the diet yogurt got me lol

[@grifter0]

ie. you better be careful who you trust, nobody uses anything boring.

[@ceounicom]

this is why Kool Keith is (IMHO) one of the greatest rappers of all time. he freaks the shit out of anyone not crazy themselves. you gotta respect commitment.

[@damiandavis4831]

nobody wants your pumpernickel bread 😭 😂

[@musaka2022]

LOL at the comments trying to attribute theories to man talking about simple things..."Stop lookin around in my kitchen That's right it's honeycomb up there, raviolis Everything a regular man eats I'm not the elephant man, whassup?"- Kool Keith

[@ThundermanDeadEndScribes]

Thanks for this wisdom Kool Keith, such an inspirational story

[@desco4001]

Genius + Alien = Keith!

[@mikeysclips]

You can't even go chocolate chip!

[@TheRealMattKronik]

Pumpernickel bread on point and seltzer game strong.

[@taylorskidmore2760]

"I figured it out, people want sugar. And advertising" Groundbreaking lol

[@l0phthammer13]

That oakridge cake tho

[@terra_h4429]

WHY ARE YOU SO AMAZING, KEITH?

[@Gnu58431]

Serious shit